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Looking for a Xmas holiday getaway that’ll amaze your friends? Then search no further…
Five reasons YOU should holiday in NORTH KOREA
BOOK NOW OR BE
DISAPPOINTED!
NORTH KOREANS HAVE METH FOR
BREAKFAST… LITERALLY
Visit someone’s house in Oz and you’ll get a cup of tea. Visit someone’s house in North Korea and you’ll get a few lines of ice. Many factories over there crank the stuff out in huge quantities, and locals take it to fight colds, give them a burst of energy, or help them stay up to work or study. The country sold meth overseas to get hard currency in the 1990s, but today most of their meth is consumed within their borders. So in other words, ice is like North Korea’s version of Red Bull.
THEY’VE GOT A KICK-ARSE AIRLINE
Air Koryo, the country’s national carrier, is the only airline in the world with a one-star rating. Their fleet consists of Soviet-era planes that have been banned from flying in Europe, and the pre-flight talk from the attendants shows you how to stick an oar out your window and row the bastards through
the sky. In-flight entertainment is usually censored, and the whole experience is like being stuck back in the 1950s. Service is rumoured to be excellent, however, mainly because any stewardess who stuffs up will be sent to gulag for 50 years. Flights leave from Kuala Lumpur. See your travel agent.
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