Lather Inc. PresentsYour Mom’s Soap

Why Your Mom’s Soap?

We have spent millions of dollars sending top scientists to collect only the finest scents from the finest beaches including Mexico, Jamaica, and The Jersey Shore

We take that scent and bottle it up into the worlds most expensive bottle

Next, we throw that bottle away into the most expensive trash compressor and go to K-Mart to buy a bottle of Ocean Breeze Scent and that is what is in your soap.

Why Spend that Much Money?You ask why? Because we care. Who do we care about? You the customer.

Who Makes Your Mom’s Soap?Only the top scientists are even allowed in

the Laboratories at Lather Inc. They carefully measure and pour in the

ingredients and research for new kinds of soap.

Paul StuevePaul Stueve has studied in 13 different

countries including America, Mexico, Canada, and Greenland. He has a cornucopia of scientific knowledge which makes his brain literally almost explode out of his ears.

Paul likes playing the trombone, watching people play the trombone, telling people how to play the trombone, and long walks on the beach.

Jessica BensonJessica has been with Lather Inc. for about a

week and we have seen that her intensive studying has payed off. She is one of our top researchers. Her studies include that of the physical therapist and a chiropractor. She is real handy to have around the office.

Jessica enjoys life.

Derek SwansonDerek is one of our most prized researchers.

We can use him in many areas. He has been a founder of many of our main stream scents. He helped many people around the office with tasks such as writing office papers, helping in research, and going into small places others cant fit in such as to retrieve a dropped object in between the wall and the refrigerator.

Derek enjoys videogames, computer games, board games, portable games, handheld games, and strawberry jello.

Holly Atlakson Holly is another one of our researchers and

developers. She has many many years of experience and has contributed a number of scent ideas for the better of Lather Inc.’s beauty products.

She enjoys the warm comfort of her dog Trogdor, researching Chemistry topics, and talking for extended amounts of time on the telephone.

Lyvia GrierLyvia works in the researching department.

IngredientsWe use only the best and highest quality

ingredients for you, the customer. They are Olive Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide,

and Ocean Breeze Scent