You make me laugh! - Lauren GreutmanYou make me laugh! You make me laugh! What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill! Why did the boy bring

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!


What do you call a

pig that knows

karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call

cheese that’s not

yours?

Nacho cheese!



Why is 6 afraid

of 7?

Because 7-8-9!

Why do bees have

sticky hair?

Because they use

honeycombs!


YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!! What's black and

white, black and white,

black and white?

A penguin rolling down

a hill!

Why did the boy

bring a ladder to

school?

He wanted to go to

high school!



Where do pencils

go for vacation?

Pencil-vania!

How do you make a

tissue dance?

You put a little

boogie in it!


YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!! What sound do

porcupines make

when they kiss?

Ouch!

How do you get

straight A's?

By using a ruler!


YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!! Why did the elephant

paint his toe nails red?

So he can hide in the

strawberry patch!

What do you call a

fly without wings?

A walk!


YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!! What did the blanket

say to the bed?

Don’t worry, I’ve got

you covered!

What day do potatoes

hate the most?

Fry-day!



What happens when

an egg laughs?

It cracks up!

What kind of room

can you eat?

A mushroom!



What kind of bow

can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Why do witches fly

brooms?

Because vacuum

cleaners are too

heavy!



Why did the computer

need glasses?

To fix his web sight!



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You make me laugh! - Lauren GreutmanYou make me laugh! You make me laugh! What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill! Why did the boy bring