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YOU ARE OLD FATHER WILLIAM
by
Lewis Carroll after Robert Southey
with Tenniell’s famous illustrations
and a forward by the Rt. Hon. Lord Charles Augustus Fortescue
A Kiddy Klassik Poetry Special
The author’s famous photographic self-portrait.
Lewis Caroll’s
You Are Old Father William
A Parody humorously adapted by him from
“The Old Man’s Comforts and How He Gained Them” by Robert Southey
with the original illustrations by
Sir John Tenniell
De luxe Centennial Edition
newly edited by
Q. Wykke-Bucke M.BSt
with a forward by the Rt. Hon. Lord Charles Augustus Fortescue
A Kiddy Klassik Poetry Special
in association with the Quidnunc Trust
Just Kidding Publishers Ltd
Cambridge Edinburgh Oxford Sebastopol
Just Kidding is an imprint of SCAM International
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First published 1998
13th printing, 2003
ISBN: 0-192-89238-1 (book)
0-192-89239-1 (CD)
0-192-89240-7 (set)
“You Are Old, Father William” from Lewis Carroll’s “Alice in Wonderland”, first published
1866.
Concept: Sky Enterprises inc.
Design and layout: John Q. Smith jr
Managing editor: John Q. Smith sr
Printed by: Words Unlimited, Osney Mead Industrial Estate, England
While every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher assumes
no responsibility for errors or omissions, or for damages resulting from paper cuts or from any
use made of the information or concepts contained in it. You should always consult your
medical practitioner before changing your exercise or diet regime. Parents are advised to talk
to their children only in the presence of a legal adviser.
The Quidnunc Trust is a non-profit organisation which exists to challenge inter-generational
stereotypes in literature, the arts and the media.
For more information, see our website
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Lewis Carroll’s
Father William *************
Foreword
by the Rt. Hon. Lord Charles Augustus Fortescue
I like this poem because its short and has ryming bits and funny pictures and you should buy it.
– Charliie A.F.
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Lewis Carroll’s
Father William1 *************
“You are old, Father William,” the young man said, “And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head – Do you think, at your age, it is right?”
*
“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son, “I feared it might injure the brain;
But now I am perfectly sure I have none, Why, I do it again and again.”
“You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before, And have grown most uncommonly fat,
Yet you turned a back somersault in at the door – Pray, what is the reason of that?”
*
“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his gray locks, “I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment – one shilling the box – Allow me to sell you a couple.”
1 This poem is a clever parody of Robert Southey’s poem “The Old Man’s Comforts and How He Gained Them”, first published in 1799.
- 3 -
“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose with the bones and the beak – Pray, how did you manage to do it?”
*
“In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law, And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw Has lasted the rest of my life.”
“You are old,” said the youth, “one would hardly suppose That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose – What made you so awfully clever?”
*
“I have answered three questions, and that is enough,” Said his father, “don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff? Be off, or I’ll kick you downstairs!”
Just Kidding 2003
ISBN: 0-19-289238X
Index
Beak - 3
Bones - 3
Eating habits - 3
Eels - 3
Eye -3
Goose -3
Father William – see William, Father
Hair - 2
Head - 2
Jaws - 3
Law - 3
Nose - 3
Ointment - 2
Somersault - 2
Stairs - 4
Stuff - 4
Suet - 3
Wife - 3
William, Father - passim
The Kiddy Klassiks Series
Series editor: Q. Wykke-Bucke
ISSN: 1234-5678
1. The White Knight’s Song (Lewis Carroll)
2. You Are Old, Father William (Lewis Carroll)
3. The Owl and the Pussy Cat (Edward Lear)
4. A Tragic Story (William Makepeace Thackeray)
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500 __ $aFirst published in: Alice's adventures in Wonderland / Lewis
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KIDDY
KLASSIKS
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson’s multi-faceted mid-Victorian opus
“Father William” offers a seminal and ground-breaking study
of the psychology of the ageing process, as represented in the
darkly humorous persona of the Father figure, by turns inviting
and threatening - a refusal of closure which strangely
anticipates the work of P.L. Travers, J.M. Barrie and George
Orwell. Its critical position in the author’s “Alice’s
Adventures in Wonderland” is thought by many to foreground
the ambiguity of the author’s own personae, in terms of which
the frolicsome playmate projected under the name “Lewis
Carroll” coexists in perpetual conflict with the grim logician
and author of “An elementary treatise on determinants : with
their application to simultaneous linear equations and
algebraical geometry” and “Suggestions as to the Election of
Proctors”. Each acts as a subtext undermining the other’s
authenticity, and thus inexorably generating the nightmare
instability to which the author will condemn the child – a child
whom he calls Alice, but who is also a vicarious victim offered
in a futile gesture to the unbearable exigencies of adulthood
and actuality.
The late Quentin Wykke-Bucke (1952-2005) was
internationally renowned for his remarkable achievement in
building a long and prestigious career on spirally self-
referential re-readings of well-known popular texts as an
authentic expression of the fluctuating nexus of cultural
imperatives that surreptitiously remap the multifaceted
schematism of academic funding.