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  • 1. BIRTH CONTROL PILLS FOR OLD LADIES

2. An old lady called the doctor's office and asked for an appointment. 3. The secretary asked her: Why do you need the appointment? 4. And the old lady said: I need some birth control pills. The secretary was surprised but she gave her an appointment for the next morning at 9 o'clock. 5. The next morning the old lady was sitting in the doctor's office when the doctor came in and asked her:How can I help you? 6. Doctor, I need urgently some birth control pills, answered the old lady. The doctor made a strange face and thought about it during some minutes. Finally he asked her: 7. Why need an eighty years old lady birth control pills? 8. I need them to sleep better, said the old lady. 9. But the birth control pills aren't for sleeping, explained the surprised doctor. 10. I know, but I put the pills in my grand daughters coffee and then I sleep better.