The remaining 4 quarter final places will be decided at the Winer Gardens tonight, as the second round of the Matchplay concludes. This being Taylel’s half of the draw, the PDC are capable of manipulating just about anything, but following Gerwyn Price’s remarkable victory last night it looks like Phil will have a much tougher route to the final than MVG. Progressing to the quarter finals won’t be an issue for Taylel, however, as he has been rewarded with a tie against fellow Stokie Andy Hamilton, who (despite his dominatrix addiction) absolutely won’t bend over and allow himself to be violently raped by his lord & master. Expect to hear the Hammer called a “good little player” and have it noted that “he kept coming back at me, I thought he had me beat for a while!” following Philthy’s win by at least 7 clear legs. Before the Taylel exhibition, tonight’s play begins with Keegan Brown taking on Dave Chisnall. Brown extended Robert Thornton’s winless streak in Blackpool in round one, so his experience of playing people who talk unintelligible jibberish should stand him in good stead against the St. Helens cretin. Match two sees Brendan Dolan, ambling sluggishly towards four years since he was even slightly relevant, take on his opponent when he hit THAT 9-darter, James Wade. Following the Taylel shitshow, play concludes with Gando meet Menur Suljovic. While not at his free-scoring best, Anderson punished a hatful of missed doubles from Steve Beaton in round one, and Suljovic will likely need to play the game of his life to keep this one close. Coverage begins at 19:00UK on Sky Sports 1. >Tonight’s matches (round 2 - best of 25 legs) Chizzy Rascal v Keegan ‘I would love it if we beat them, love it’ Brown James ‘Not bonkers any more’ Wade v Brendan ‘MUH HISTORY’ Dolan Taylel v Streetfighter Gary ‘I didn’t even want dubs’ Anderson v Mensur ‘Karate Kid’ Suljovic
The remaining 4 quarter final places will be decided at the
Winer Gardens tonight, as the second round of the Matchplay
concludes. This being Taylels half of the draw, the PDC are capable
of manipulating just about anything, but following Gerwyn Prices
remarkable victory last night it looks like Phil will have a much
tougher route to the final than MVG. Progressing to the quarter
finals wont be an issue for Taylel, however, as he has been
rewarded with a tie against fellow Stokie Andy Hamilton, who
(despite his dominatrix addiction) absolutely wont bend over and
allow himself to be violently raped by his lord & master.
Expect to hear the Hammer called a good little player and have it
noted that he kept coming back at me, I thought he had me beat for
a while! following Philthys win by at least 7 clear legs. Before
the Taylel exhibition, tonights play begins with Keegan Brown
taking on Dave Chisnall. Brown extended Robert Thorntons winless
streak in Blackpool in round one, so his experience of playing
people who talk unintelligible jibberish should stand him in good
stead against the St. Helens cretin. Match two sees Brendan Dolan,
ambling sluggishly towards four years since he was even slightly
relevant, take on his opponent when he hit THAT 9-darter, James
Wade. Following the Taylel shitshow, play concludes with Gando meet
Menur Suljovic. While not at his free-scoring best, Anderson
punished a hatful of missed doubles from Steve Beaton in round one,
and Suljovic will likely need to play the game of his life to keep
this one close. Coverage begins at 19:00UK on Sky Sports 1.
>Tonights matches (round 2 - best of 25 legs)Chizzy Rascal v
Keegan I would love it if we beat them, love it BrownJames Not
bonkers any more Wade v Brendan MUH HISTORY DolanTaylel v
StreetfighterGary I didnt even want dubs Anderson v Mensur Karate
Kid Suljovic
