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Is a big bird in the hand ... worth a grouch in the· can
By Larry Thompson Romper Room Reviewer
Being a reviewer sometimes has Its drawbacks. For example, your editor might send you out to watch a GP-rated Walt Disney movie or even, heaven forbid. an X-rated film.
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This time, however. my editor saw fit to give me a reai choice assignment. "Get out and review Sesame Stret," she glibly mumbled. '"and be harsh with it. Just because it's a kid's show doesn't mean it has to be good."
ot knowing much about
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Sesame Street, contacted Georgia Haerr, the Exponent's resident authority and top researcher In the field of Seasame Street.
Arter many backbreaking hours of preparation, I was ready for my lirst show. l was tense, and as the show opened l could feel the excitement building. My pencil was poised to plunge into the review.
It seemed like only minutes before the final scene faded to black. l turned, looked at Georgia, and then to my pad. To my shock and utter dismay l had not written one word down.
l became frantic. My friends tried to calm me down. All I could think about was my ogre of an editor who would boil mein peanut butter it I didn't turn in the review.
Georgia calmly advised me to write the review, but tell how I tell, not what I had seen. I told them it would never make it by "Hawk ose', the editor. They linally convinced me to try.
I hurriedly left and raced to my typewriter. I tried to concentrate. I let my mind slip back to the program and just typed what popped into my head. The thoughts were random ..
Hmmm. I remember a big bird. Yes. He was a beauty all right. His lriend was a grouch though. But wait ... Not just any grouch. This
This doesn't look like Big Bird - evidently the photographer couldn' t find Sesame Street. l'ttoto by Sompll
grouch was named Oscar and lived in a garbage can on Sesame Street. ··The m eaner you are the better I like you," is what he said.
Then there was Grover, a friendly monster. And .. . oh, yes, who could forget Kermit the Frog. The song he sang was so fitting. He was so disturbed about being green. He though no one liked green. Everyone liked his own color better. But green is such a pretty color. ""It 's in spring. and the grass, and hey, I 'm happy I'm green."
I have to giggle when l think of the cookie monster. Him and big bird make quite a pair. Let 's see, who are we missing. Oh yes. Mr.
Hooper, who owns the grocery store where all the troops gather, and, or course, their friends Bob and Wally who have been trying to make a peanut butter sandwich. The last time they tried, they put the peanut butter on the outside. Yech!
The program is only 00 minutes long. But l was having a difficult time remembering everything that was in it. When I heard that all the kids remembered everything from one program to another, l was determined to make it.
I was just about to finish when l telt someone tapping me on the shoulder. It was my ferocious editor yelling for my copy.
Robert F. Dye, Inc. ""Thompson. " she yelled, '"what
kind or crap is this." ""It's not crap," I managed to throw back at here, ""tt'sagreatshow. Come and see tor yourself."
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So with the managing editor on a creaming jag, the photo editor mumbling obscenities in his ew York accent, and the rest of the staff engaged in a frisbee game, we trotted ofl to find the nearest TV set and to watch the next esciting esplsode. We had to find out what would happen to Big Bird, Oscar, Kermit, and the rest of the gang down on Sesame Street.
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By Joe Nistler Sports E ditor
Due to the recent astronomical rise of meat prices in the United States, farmers may stop growing many of the historical grain cash crops and concentrate on producing an even larger amount o! meat, said Professor Lark Karter , assistant dean o! the college o! agriculture.
··This will lead to breeding massive Angus and Hereford ca ttie and enormous swine to meet the growing demand !or quality meat," he said .
The grain Industry will be relatively neglected. It is felt that we may have to import our grain from India and Japan.
Glenn Lewis, director of oncampus living, said because of the subsequent high meat prices
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locally, the dorms have no choice but to buy deer carcasses slaughtered on state highways and horses that no longer can be used by the rodeo team.
··0orm residents may have momentary qualms about eat ing horse beat, but we plan to upply plenty of Worchestershire sauce and ketchup to spice up the taste. And as an extra feature, we plan on serving beaver ribs on .Sundays," Lewis added .thoughtfully.
The idea o! feeding cattle a mixture of 40 percent shredded newspapers with 60 percent feed should lessen the paper pollution and cut meat production costs.
However, many doctors have reported patients coming Into their offices with Ink spots on their to ng ues a nd larynx , and compounds in their livers after eating paper-fed bee!. The only known solution Is ex-lax.
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Recreation Is a certified public Interest, and Chet Huntley's new Big Sky, Incorporated, obviously fits this category.
I therefore find good basis for public tax moneys going to the support or any roads that are necessary to be bu!Jt for the optimum public enjoyment of that laciltty.
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for Big Sky investment. We' re building cities. We 're creating jobs. We're adding tax base. Thus, we're making a better Montana.
A better Montana means a bigger and better future for you.
People are making too much fuss about the environment nowadays. They don' t realize that progress must move upwards and outwards at all times .
· This has been a very quiet week for the
Remember, anything that 's good for Big Sky Is good for Montana.
Exponent. So .. . the staff decoded to put out an April
Fools edition a little late. Nothing on thos issue is for
real, except for the advertising. Exponent
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In an unprecedented move, the "Big Three" in campus polibcs announced they would not seek office in the upcoming elections. Dennis Daley, Mike Yeager, and Wayne Gildroy announced today that they were through with politics at MSU.
According to Daley, " I have had ot with these people here at MSU who are more concerned wilh their own egos than with the students on campus. I for one can 't stand to be in a senate where so many little games are being played 1ust to sabsfy a small number of senators. I'm through .''
Daley, who was rumored as running for business manager, has dropped all campus acbvotoes except the Young Republicans and IS working as a busboy in the Hannon Hall cafeteria. He said, " I want to get back to the simple life. I wan! to be a plain, everyday student agam. After all, I'm more than just a pretty face."
Yeager had other reasons for quitbng. He told the Exponent in an exclusive mtervoew that "MSU is holding me back. There is only one place to go and that is up."
Yeager has dropped out of school and yesterday filed for Governor of Montana . According to informed sources, Yeager has succeeded on obtammg the services of Bill Bell as hos campaign manager.
"Bell will do a great job for me," commented Yeager, "he is a quick thinker and has been a close fnend for many years. We have decided to run a clean campaign . I don't want anyone to buy their way 1n . No one will be elected 1ust because he has !he most posters spread around the state. We will see to that"
Gildroy has dropped out for an entirely different reason. "'Some of the sta te people
Show and tell
were here to look me over," Gildroy related . "They scouted some of the senate meebngs and like the way I perlormed . They especially liked the vuting tallies I kept They have offered me a job in Helena keeping track of who voted for what and fnr what reasons. I can't turn down an opportunity like this."
The senate today issued a proclamation stabng that MSU was saddened by the bmely passing of these three giants in the pohbcal history of MSU. •
Speculation has been running amuck as to who will take over the political hierarchy of MSU now that the biggies have left and· Frank Dudas will be leaving office soon.
More interested observers fear that radical Don Pilotte will gain power and completely remold the political structure at MSU. "He's a radical hippy F&TV major who IS only out to make a laughing smck of us all,'' exclaimed Mike McCurry. "The first thing he will do is televise the senate meetings which could be disastrous. We don't want people knowing what os happening on these meetings."
Another ~kely choice is blonde, petite Debbie George. With the backing of her sorority she plans on a glamour campaign to attract as many male voters as possible. "It you get the males to vute for you, they can get the females,' ' she gfibly explained.
In a related issue, the student senate last night voted to expand the athlebc program at MSU. "We arecuttingoursatanes here on senate and curtailing some of our senate proiects to make this possible," stated Dudas, "if the student body of this campus wants athlebcs, thars what they will get"
To save money, many drasbc steps have been taken. It was reported that some of the senators were seen last night creeping around the dorms and Student Union Building turning ott the lights.
Crime increase scares Scaritt
With the drastic increase of crime on campus, the university police will soon be initiating a new program.
The program will consist of three phases.
Phase I consists of students of MSU marking all their valuables with engraving pencils. Chief Sker.ritt, of the university police stated that, "Wearesickandtired of trying to find stolen Items that have no form of ID on them." These engraving pencils are available at the university police station any time of the day or night and will be provided free.
Phase II cons is ts of getting the state to put the students ID number on his car's license plate, instead of the random numbers they now use. Skerritt said, "This would not only help the university cut down on car thefts by being able to identify missing cars faster but if the whole state adopted this policy, the rate of recovering stolen cars would be greatly increased. "
Phase Ill would consist of having all students ta too their ID number on their wrist. The student lD card will no longer be required since the computer on campus would be keeping a running account of all students who are presently enrolled in the university.
All places that need constant access to this file (ie: bookstore, campus police, downtown police, FBI) will have a direct line to the computer which can tell them if a student is registered in 30 seconds.
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According to Skerritt, this happen. "We will always know never have an identification According to the present would be the best thing that could who everyone is, and we would problem, " he said. timetable ail three phases should
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Mansfield said the move was made to support American farmers whose profits are being eaten up by inflation and a decreasing domestic market. However, he noted that if trade
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relations with Red China develop as expected, the order for storage of the fertilization units may be rescinded .
The fertilization units will be0
stored in air-conditioned government silos placed at distances of no less than five miles from the nearest city.
Individual farmers are to be responsible for collecting the natural "fertilization units " from their own property and transporting it to the government silos. Also, a quota system has been set up to allow farmers and ranchers to store one ton of the units for every 200 cattle they own.
It Is expec ted at least 30 such silos will be erected in Montana, Including one near the MSU campus.
However, many Montanans have exhibited doubts about the plan, including Senator !::_ee Metcalf.
"Manure is manure, and there is no getting away from that, especially if you step in It ," Metcalf noted acidly. ··sure, it's a good deal for farmers to have their excess manure stockpiled at a dividend of $35 a ton, but what can the US government do with 300 million pounds of the stuff? Most city dwellers have an aversion to using It on their lawns, as it tends to give off an offensive odor, even when relatively dry."
Meanwhile, a sheep farmer from nc>rthern Montana has complained that the new bill favors cattlemen, and discriminates against other stock producers .
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Joints justified By Joe Nistler Staff Reporter
Doctor Charles Ca ugh!an of the MSU chemistry department yesterday released the findings of a secret study his department has been making the past two years, comparing the effects of alcohol and marijuana on college students.
The study, conducted by Caughlan and Professor Brad Mundy , reportedly found that the effects of " Mexican gold" were almost nil compared to the adverse effects observed In imbibers of alcohol.
According to Mundy, marijuana users are not as affected in the areas of motor response to an emergency (such as a car accident) and use of thinking faculties.
"A guy who has put away a couple of joints can still drive a car better than the average guy who has put away five beers in 90 minutes .
In addition, he can recite poetry better and do math problems more accurately than the guy who had one beer too many," Mundy said.
Liquor, which eventually works as a depressant on the nervous system, may have more drawbacks than advantages , according to Caughlan.
" Fuzzy reasoning, a feeling or being bloated, incoherent and profane language and a resultant hangover are all possible byproducts of drinking too much," Caughlan stated. "The reaction after taking a reefer is more gentle on the body than a hangover.''
The two-year study used 100 subjects - 50 cowboys from
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Montana and 50 hippies from California and North Dakota. Mundy reported that 19 of the hippies are still in school, as compared to nine of the cowboys.
It has been rumored that Mundy and Caughlan may both be fired from the university for violating the school's basic principle -"Educat ion for efficient uniformity."
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Dudas: pool shark expounds By Ginny Prior
Sorcerer's Apprentice A conference was held today
with student president Frank Dudas and members of the press. The purpose of the meeting was to determine his feelings on his ·retirement' and plans for the future.
.. Let me say this about that, .. stated Dudas ... Nobody likes to be thrown out in the cold, put out to pasture. so to speak. This holds especially true when he has served the school as !aithfUlly as !. "
One ot the reporters present said Dudas has spent his whole term as president out in the pasture. To this he replied, ··Contrary to many of the rumors that have been ttoating around campus, I have been chewing tobacco, not my cud... He proceeded to take a big swig of milk from his OLY glass.
.. ! have been thinking very seriously about my future after I turn over my crown," Dudas said . .. and I think I have come up with some swell plans. ··
At this remark, several reporters in the room crowded around the popular president. His calm, collected nature suddenly turned into one of confused anger. and he quickly took of! his glasses tor the proper ellect. .. It vou youngsters do not replant y~ur bodies at least titteen !eet tram mine, I will have to remove my shirt tor !ear ot heat rash." he stated in a hutl.
I remained the only reporter in the room. Uudas looked at me with a devilish grin and removed a can ot Gillette Ury Look from his tape I.
.. This tull always makes my hair more manageable and easier tor you to run your t ingers through."" I looked at him sternly and told him I was on duty. He stood up and stated he was a fine,
Dudas if I could see where he spent so much of his time working for the senate. He smiled and proceeded to take me down to the SUB Game Room. "'This ls like my second home,·· he said.
Jovick was over in the corner waiting for him. "'Wow, Frank, this is the longest you've been gone. I though you 'd run away or something.'· said the concerned ASMSU vice president.
.. Frank. could you tell me some of the things you've been doing in seante the last few weeks and what kind of thlngsyou·ve learned from your term in office:· I asked"!
.. Let me say this about that," stated Dudas. "'As! look at it, I 've gotten a lot out ot senate this year. Why. just last week we had a film strip on how to play five games o! barroom pool with only one quarter. It certainly has some advantages over my way of doing it. 1 ·ve always gotten on top of the
table and thrown a tantrum. " .. As far as the future goes,
Frank , what are your plans '!" .. Let me say this about that,··
Dudas repeated ... Jovick and I have been trying to keep our pool playing talents under the hat, so to speak. " He proceeded to chalk the butt end of his pool cue. "However, we have been practicing to enter the all city pool tourney in Two Dot next week. It has been a topic of discussion at many of our senate meetings. and 11 is felt mutually Jovick and I can pocket the tourney easy with a limited amount of cheating ...
Dudas looked at his watch and gasped. .. t have exactly one minute until Perry Mason comes on. You will excuse me. "
As he was getting ready to leave, I asked him where he stood politically. He stopped, smiled and said, .. As Easy Higgins would say, I stand to the left and lean to the right."
Fr&nk Dudas: "Let me say Ibis about that." Montot'IO PK
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oney demanded for jocks By Joe Nistler Sports Editor
mlent senators Mike Yeager nnls Daley astounded their uck audience at last
. s senate meeting by asking fellow senators to budget
I ntlally MORE money for hletlc teams at MSU.
recognize that the athletes I campus have felt 1.onlnated agalnst in the past 1 onsiderlng the great public
ns Job they do for the school e fact that we have many
Juous Items on our budget, e asking that the athletic
rrtment be given S55,000 more ..,.ear,'-t said the crewcut , r. •y explained that the added ; would come from
1c ions in the funds allotted the ustatlon, the yearbook, the 11.ent, and the salary of the I U president. J''re thinking of having the u station operate just three
a week - Tuesda v, 11sday, and Thursday. Also: I
see no reason why the Montanan can not be published as a small paperback. We could charge students a buck and a half for a 200 page book with a dozen or so pictures.
"As for the Exponent, it seems obvious that it should not publish more than once a month considering Its poor attitud~ toward the student senate," commented the congenial Daley.
Yeager added that Frank Dudas did not mind that 85 percent of the president's salary would be shilled to the athletic budget.
"Dudas' reign of terror Is Just about over, anyway, so it won't affect him. And the only person running for the top job this spring is Don Pilotte, and he certainly appears financially solvent. However, I feel sorry for Wayne Gildroy. He may not be able to afford to run for president next spring," noted the ever-popular Yeager.
Dudas, who had to leave the senate session because he had a drinking session scheduled wlth
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two guys called Carl and Bill, said only that the party was to be held In Montana Hall. Yet, he said he was still working in the best Interests of the students at MSU. It is rumored that Dudas will be named as a full professor In botany after graduation in 1978.
Pilotte simply grinned stupidly. He appeared somewhat Intoxicated. However, his condition did not seem to affect his voting record.
Meanwhile, Gildroy sat In his chair and pouted. Senator Wayne Houston was in favor of the proposed bill as long as a varsity shuffleboard team was created. .. After all, the Greeks have to get involved in sports, too," he said.
However, Maria Cooper expressed the opionlon that Yeager and Daley may have been .. bought off." She was especially curious about the letterman's jackets that Yeager and Daley wore to the meeting. These Jackets were inscribed with the message, "a strong body can make up for a weak mind."
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The game of leap frog takes on new dimensions at MSU.
Meet The Girls State Gymnastic Meet
which was held last Friday and Saturday (April 7 and 9) has been discredited due to the alleged bribery of one of the superior judges.
The Judge, affectionately called Aunty by some of the MSU girls, is reported to have received lewd photographs and money in form of a bribe from the MSU team. Unfortunately she mixed up the scoring of the UM team with that of MSU giving Missoula the
winning score.
MSU team members affected by this mix up are Melvin Stilts Myrtle Coly and Regina Pond. ··i really don't think Aunty did this on purpose. It's just a mix·up that should be rectified," said Melvin Stilts.
Miss Rice Krispy, the MS U coach, ls demanding a rematch in order to settle the question of who really should be the state champions.
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Butte battles on I Down for the count Butte Mayor Mike Micone has
announced that a special "Butte Olympics" will be held April 29 in the mining city of Montana.
Events inclu.ded will be beginning and advanced explosives, chain fights, chug-alugging, and touch football.
Micone explained that the recent explosion that wiped out one entire block of downtown Butte had so stimulated the youth of that town that they asked to be instructed in the fine arts of building-blasting.
Now, after a month of instruction by two of the best pyromaniacs in the city, they are ready to test their skills in Walkerville. However, the 35 young men involved: have vowed to spare human lives whenever possible. "Dogs are open game, though, " noted Micone.
Chain lights are strictly limited to contestants who have put away at least sLx beers before entering the event, again as a precautionary measure. Also, chains can be no longer than three feet and no shorter than two feet In addition, anyone who is discovered concealing a broken beer bottle, a lug wrench, or similar articles of war will be immediately disqualified.
Chain fight teams are made up of three men apiece, one of whom can wear a football helmet. The other two can either wear hard hats or baseball helmets .
The chug-a-lugging contest, considered the effeminate event of the entire olympics, ·simply packs 30 men into a bar at one
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time. Contestants drink an equal number of pitchers of beer until only one man can stand up. Playoffs for this event began last Nov~mber.
Touch football will be played on a glass-covered field surrounded by a barbed wire fence to keep too enthusiastic fans from rushing onto the field . Players will be individually frisked. for knives before each game. Also, as a medical precaution, four doctors and an ambulance will be present.
"I'm glad the young people of our fair city are so interested in tension-releasing sports such as the events in the Butte Olympics. It not only provides entertainment for many people,-but it also keep them out of trouble," Micone concluded.
By Joe Nistler Sports Editor
In an astounding announcement from Helena last week, the Montana board of regents said they would no longer support varsity athletics at MSU and U of M, citing student apathy towards the sports and their excessive cost as reasons.
The regents refusal to fund varsity sports any longer has caused an immediate deemphasis of the athletic program at MSU.
It was reported that Athletic Director Tom Parac broke down and cried when he got the news, mumbling, "Well, we should be able to terrorize the Frontier Conference next year, but, damn, I sure hate playing football with a 170-pound fuUtiack and a 5'7"
quarterback from Medicine Lake."
Football Coach Sonny Holland disappeared from campus yesterday, ostensibly to get a crewcut. However , it was rumored that he went into mourning in Butte. " Why am I being persecuted?" he reportedly said.
Joe May of the Alumni Office appeared stunned at the news. "My gosh, we' re going to have a million dollar stadium to house a high school team."
Student senator Mike Yeager gleefully shouted, " Halleluja! " Yeager, seemingly a fr us tra ted Jock, said he would now try out for the Bobcat basketball squad. "I believe that l can score twenty points a game in the Frontier
Conference. l'U become e' more famous. Rah, team!"
Lou Spain of the local Bobo Booster Club said oniy that boosters would attempt swallow their collective pride 1 support the tieleagured Cats.
It appears that, although m1 people are disturbed by the act of the regents, there wiU football this fall in the new Da Shannon Memorial Foott Stadium.
"All's well that ends well,", Yeager.
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THE EXPONENT * • Friday, April 14.'
Why eat out? university ls rapidly
ching the answer to the 1'11 of overcrowd Ing In the
They plan LO remedy the sm through the campus food
ugh the use of such devices ng hamburger, mystery
, (which consists of Ing the students refused to
'week before, tossed Into a .-:-rinder, and fried in 90-1transmission grease), and ·a roast beef which the
army Is considering as low-budget armor plate.
The most effective measure yet though, is the placement of next week's meat in a not, humid room with just a pinch of maggots to give additional flavor.
As of the beginning of spring quarter, the Health Service (which is in league with the food service) reported a steady rise in the cases of the Texas Trots, creeping curd of the lower intestines, and tomaine poisoning.
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For our one exquisite love
we chose one enduring style. The Jasmine Ensemble.
Two special rings <a swirled engagement and wedding ring set >.
And two more for every day: Carved wide bands
<one his, one mine >. Jasmine from Orange Blossom.
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3 East Main - 586-2486
-XPONENT * * Friday , April 14, 1972
This ts a prototype of the new MSU student housing. E njoy.
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Unclassified Factory Closeout on ST 107 4 ply nylon t11es 1/3 off and F.E 1 with trade in. L1m1ted sizes and Quant1t1es. Montgomery Wards. 121 E. Mendenhall
Summer Employment Ntn'I Corp . will h11e 20 male students for mgr trainee program work in Montana or any one of seven other states. Make more$ than you ever dreamed possible. Send name, address and phone No. to P.O. Box 725, Provo, Utah .
New TV's for rent after 6 pm at 587 -3358
House for sale, four bedrooms. near 1unior high , l '• lot. 21; Gar. 7-3574 FOR SEX ANO REST THE WATERBEO IS BEST! See them at Chuck's. $27 .SO any size.
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Mountain Cratts - Need a g1tt? Give something homespun We have cratt supplies & ready·made merchandise. Everything from pots to chokecherry 1elly. Northgate Shopping Center, N. 7th. 587-5416. JOBS on SHIPS! MEN. WOMEN. Perteet summer 1ob or career. No expenence requ11ed. Excellent pay Worldwide travel. Send $2.00 for information. Seafax. Box 1239-MM, Seattle, Washington 98111.
Mrs. B.K. Jordan's HE-F 113 self-concept pape~ for the last two years may be picked up in Rm. 122, Herrick Hall. MCA! -Preparation for the medical college admissions test. For information w11te: Graduate Studies Center. P.O. Box 386, New York, N.Y. 10011 Typing. all types. Reasonable. Call 7-4772 or 454 for Joyce. Charter flights to London $190 round tnp from NYC. W11te to Ma11an Loran. 604 Broadwater. Billings, Mt. 59102 .
Wanted. 1 or 2 men with pickup to move household goods. will pay S2 per hour plus gas. Call 763-4431. Remember Women's Oay, Sunday, May 7, 1:00 pm in the SUB Ballroom. Everyone invited .
1965 Jaguar XKE coupe. top cond1t1on . red, $2,400. Call anytime. leave message. 587 · 8444 Important MontPIRG meeting Monday, Ap11I 17. 7 pm, Room 305, SUB Welcome
For Sale: '69 175 Yamaha Enduro . Good hill bike. Call 7·3171 Wanted: Small cabin for summer. Cheap rent. d11ving distance from school. Call 587-0151. Anyone want to play Lacrosse a few hours a week. Call 587-0151. Th11d floor Hannon supports Gary Gullickson. You sh'buld, too' Pa1d pol1t1tal advertisement. pa1d for by Public Relations Oept. of 3rd F.H . For Sale: 351 C.I. Ford Cleveland engine and 4·speed transm1ss1on . 25,000 miles. Make otter. See Tom Scott or call 587-3414
DR . JERROLD E. SANDEEN
CHIROPRACTOR
Phone 587 -1831 1115 N. Seventh Ave. ,
Bozeman, Montana 59715
Mon., Wed .. Fri.: 9-12 & 1:30- 5:30
Tues., Thurs.: 1:30-5:30
A.K.C. registered Doberman Pincer pups Very out of sight dogs, $95. Call 763-4221
For rent for summer quarter: Large two bedroom fully carpeted, except kitchen . mobile home north of Bozeman . Furnished and ava1lable atter June 15. Call 7-4974 atter 6:30 pm.
Involved in extra mantal relations> Any problems - Call D. Lanning in Livingston. Call colleect. 222-1329.
Patty - Is Oave passing his night classes. Cheryl
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Come to this Christian Science Lecture
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Saturday, April 15 8:00 p.m.
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Spud - Improve floor ecology - move away.
Love and Kisses 4th Floor Roskie
for Rent N1te furnished apartment for three g11ls near college, through summer Call 7· 7604 Carolyn:
I'm unable to play f11sbee alone Lv, Mike
Dave - Your 1ob application was successful You're h11ed.
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1008 No. 7th Phone 587 -0714 Open 9 am - 6 pm Monday - Saturday
For Sale. l Phantom costume - cheap. Owner must leave town . Call 7-1516
Sllll have l or 2 cast positmns open. '72 summer season. College credit ava1lable. lheat11cal or music exp. necessary. See Bull Bd Notice 1n SUB Golden Garter Theater. 587-3038.
3rd Floor Hannon -We would like to apply for a bulk rate on
your offer Mod Q~ad. 6th Roskie
Lyle, I hope you know I don't want that silk dress.
Jeanie
Grunch - drops school - 1 Grunch - Watch for acbon
Wanted. l apt. for next year 1 Prefer close to campus Call 7. 333. Ask for Carey or Louise
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Country Ecck Shelf
A Way To Beat The Cost of Book-For Both of Us
The Country Bookshelf will extend a discount of up to ten percent
for books bought in quantity under the following rules;
1. There must be ten or more copies of each title
2. Books to be paid for in advance and all at one time
3. They must be picked up by one person
4. The discount schedule is as follows: 0 a) For those books having a trade discount (most books) 10 Yo b) for those books having a text discount So/o c) for those books having a discount in between 7y2%
5. The books are non returnable
-. 6. In most cases the order will be non-cancellable
7. The Country Bookshelf will hold alt invoices for these books
open to inspection
8. If a class has less than ten students the discount will apply.
9. The discount will apply to quantity special orders
10. The discount applies for MSU, Free U., and all elementary and
high schools
11. All other books will continue to be sold in the usual fashion.
By buying to an exact, guaranteed quantity I am able to save money and to
pass these savings on. If you wish to place an order or for any additional
information call either June or Michael O'Hanlon at the Country Bookshelf,
586-9746.
The Country Bookshelf 1528 W . Main St.
Behind the Red Barn Open 9-6, Mon. thru Sat., Fri. & Sat. Till 7:30
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