tsated Twice_ Weekly by the Students' Publication* Board of The University of British Columbia

VANCOUVER, B, C ., TUESDAY, MARCH 7,1983

COUNCIL CONTEST ORS

MARK COLLINS

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MILTON OWENAbove are Mark CollW and MU ton Owen, Treasurer and Junior Mem-

ber respectively, who are contesting the, presidency of the Alma Meter So ,elety at the forthcoming elections . . Both have been active in campus affairsfor some time and are well .known botti athletically and otherwise. theelections take place one week from

Works of BrahmaAre Subject Of

V. InstituteB. C. Music Teachers Sponsor

Program on Famous Cont .,poser

A program devoted to works ofBrahma was given' by members ofthe B. C. Music Teachers' Faders .Lion at the Vancouver Institute onSaturday night. The. meeting winheld iq the Fiat B)))ust Church anda large audience attended to hear theprop4m irranged by Mrs . Walte rCoultlydr

Miss amiss, president of the Fed-oratlon, gave a brief sketch ofBrehm' muskaal career and madevery helpful comments on each com -position' biters 11 was performed,

The Rhapsody for contralto soloand 'nude chorus was thi Most Inter-eating presentation,. of the evening.Marlon Soap's voice L partioularlysuited to a oontposition of this kindwhiny requires ay tat tea lnterpre-tatthn and gfiat depth of feeling.' Agroup . of eight male voices providedthe .. n; ssary "'background for thiswork Which WU"}mttlucted by GotConti with I 1logers at 'ieplane.

The program was opened with theimplosive

Thus two pieceswers .4hannbegly given by madrigal

under the baton of Burton

leabel Oartahore, soprano, exprythe badernas and plaintivenessterm oft I#rahV love sang,;Sanetbts reviewert that it wee athe slow didn't include mere of theoompesee's ohgaetsrletto capriciousand rnsrry compositioisr for thevoice ,

Norma Abernethy overcame the in-terpretative difficulties which arefound in Brahma' piano music, i nher playing of two intermezzos andthe scherzo from the Sonata In FMinor. The Scherzo was especiall ypleasing.

Brahma' compositions for the orga nwere represented by three Preludeswhich were sympathetically interpre-ted by Wallace Gillman .

The Song of Destiny, usually con-sidered by critics to be Brahma'crowning achievement in choralmusic, was effectively sung by theBrehm' choir of over seventy voices.The conductor, George Coutts fullyrealized the possibilities of this greatwork which concluded a very enjoy-able ands instructive program.

-'C.F.L.

Coed Cohortse

Cavort CagilyJudging from temerature and cos-

tume at the Co-ed Ball Friday nigh tat the Auditorium, one might havesupposed that summer was upon us .In a Zanzibar-like atmosphere co-ed sin bright sports clothes and theirguests in almost everything mademerry from nine until one . At teno'clock the waistcoats, if any, had dis-appeared, at eleven there were fewcoats in sight and at twelve ties andcuff-links were things of the past .The one snooty soul who turned upin dinner jacket suffered accord-they.

All were pleasingly surprised withthe musk, and even braved the hillsand valleys beneath the orchestra t olisten at closer range to ''O Month . "Co-eds cut in from all over the roo mafter the intermission while menstood back against the wall andthought disparaging thoughts aboutthe discriminating tastes of womenin general.

Patrons for the occasion were :Chancellor and Mrs. R. E. McKech-nie, President and Mrs. L. S. Klink,Dean and Mrs. Daniel Buchanan,Dean and Mrs . F. M. Clement, Act-ing-Dean and Mrs . J. M . Turnbull ,Dean Bollert and Mrs. R. W. Brock .

FINAL CHANCEA final chance to obtain a reduced

ticket admission to see the Tilde nexhibition at the Horseahow Buildingis to be given to the first fifteen stu-dents applying to Reg. Price today .

Gordon Stead HeadsSenior Classes

A combined senior e class executivewhich is to be in charge of all grad-uation functions was elected Frida ynoon in Arts 100 at a meeting of allthe . classes of '33,

The: new executive consists ofPresident, Gordon W. Stead (Com-merce) ; Vice-president, Jean Mac-Diarmid (Arts) ; secretary, LilianScott (Arts) ; • Treasurer, HaroldMoorhead (Science) ; Valedictorian,David Turner (Agriculture) .

This executive will be assisted intheir work of arranging for the grad-uating dance and banquet by thethree senior class presidents, BernardJackson, Arthur Sanders, and FrankHewetson,

GORDON MEWGordon Stead, popular'Musical So,

city executive member who Intendsto run in the presidential elections .At present it is not known whetherhis nomination will be accepted.

Scribes Abandon`Pub' for `Shack'

Today finds the Ubysaey officesilent and practically deserted, as adozen members of the staff spee dsouthwards on an invasion of "TheShack," editorial offices of the U . ofWashington's daily—almost datly-paper.

St . John Madeley has led forthhis squad of hard-working editor sand reporters to wrestle with theman-sized job of getting out th efour-pager which gladdens , the eyesof some six thousand young Seattl -Ites four days a week . The B. C .staff will have an opportunity to loo kover the internal workings beforethey essay to put forth the Wash-ingtonian with the same eclat whichfeatured their edition of the Van-couver Sun not long ago .

Other Pubsters who will form partof the cavalcade setting forth at anearly hour this morning are : DayWashington, Sport Editor; Pat Kerr ,Totem Editor ; Kay Crosby, Literar yEditor ; Norman flashing, Senior Edi-tor ; Archie Thompson and John Cor-nish, Associate Editors ; Zoe Browne-Clayton and Boyd Agnew, AssistantEditors ; Arnold White, Associat eSport Editor ,and Vivian Lexier an 4Dick Elam, reporters.

The party is expected back in timeto officiate at the next Ubyssey Pres sDay, Thursday, If all goes well. Inthe meantime the home team holdsdown the typewriters in a lonel yPub, and mourns the fact that ex-cessive quantities of essays and labsforbade their accepting the depart-mental excuse from lectures whichtheir fellows received for the period .

Dr. Robertson ToAddress V. C . U.

On Wednesday in Arts 204 at 12 :10the regular meeting of the V.C .U .will be addressed by Dr . W. M. Rob-ertson, minister of the large Metro-politan Tabernacle of this city. Hissubject will be "The Bible—the Bookthat Bites," All students are cor-dially invited to come and hear Dr .Robertson portray this very interest-ing subject in his usual forceful an deloquent manner .

lowing the presidential results .The Arts candidate for the post of

head man in 1933-1934 is Milt Owen .lie has a year's Council experiencebehind him, having acted in the ca-pacity of Junior Member during thepast session. If successfully shep-herding a freshman class through it sfirst turbulent term, managing jobssmall and large with unperturabletact and playing two nationalities ofrugby, can be called qualifications ,the Arts '34 man has plenty .

Experience on Council, however, isnot limited to this candidate . MarkCollins, Commerce '34, has served ashusbander of the Alma Mater So-ciety funds for two years, (with whatsuccess the surplus last year shoul dshow forth) as well as being a stayon the Canadian Rugby squad forthe same length of time.

George Sinclair is Science's can-didate in the Big Battle. Besides

Forum To DebatePower Of Press

The regular meeting of the Par-liamentary Forum will debate thesubject "Resolved that the power o fthe Press be limited, in the interestsof Society."

question of stadium funds, and hasbeen connected with track "withvarying success," as he puts it, eversince his arrival at U.B.C .

Gordon Stead announced late yes-terday afternoon that he would alsorun for the position . Stead has beenprominent in Musical Society circlesfor the last three years. He wasrecently elected president of theCombined Classes o t '33, and head sthe Commerce Men's UndergraduateClub. He is an instructor in die -counting I, and playa second divisionEnglish Rugby.

Further nominations will be re-ceived until five o'clock today ,say sRosemary Winslow, Secretary of theAlma Meter Society.

At the time of going to press i tis not definite who will lead the de-bate, although it Is confidently ex-pected that either John Sumner o rJack Fisher will lead the affirmative .

The meeting takes place in Arta100 at 7 :30 p .m. this evening withSpeaker Day in the chair .

Whole House to be Reserved For ,

Students on Second Night

Of Spring Play

Next Friday Night Cast of "Alibi" TravelsTo North Vancouver—New Westminster

Is Venue For Monday

Student Night for 'Alibi', an innovation of the Players' Clubfor the convenience of University students, promises to be agreat success . The whole house will be thrown open to under- .graduates and first-come-first-served will be the order of th enight when the doors open on Thursday, ,lVrgrch 16, This Fri -day the cast journeys across the inlet to play in the Mountai nCity.

Student Tickets will be on sale at the Auditorium Boar Of-(Mice for the next few days during

noon hours. Exchange tickets ,far .reserved seats may be purchased afrom` members of the society or a tthe Kelly Piano Company's ticket of-fice or the Georgia Pharmacy fromFriday on.

Rehearsals are being called con-stantly as the zero hour for the fire .performance approaches, and allcommittees are working toprapee dputting the finishing touches toweeks of work .

Costume changes are proving par-ticularly fractious as only the short-est time can be allowed. It is evenrumoured that some of the membersof the cast will have to do a quick-change, right on the stage,

Scenery will be the most lavishthe club has provided for some years,end this is quite an assertion tomake about a club that has bee nnoted for its scenery for some thir-teen years, The quiet refired at-:washers) of the beat of old Englis hhomes will be reproduced on stag ewith the beautiful furniture , whichthe Players' Club always succeedsfa ebtalrtblg "Itoth the`di*Iutll$lset, and the full sized Universitystage set, will represent the lustrouswalnut panelling so common in th ebetter English homes.

Members of the cast claim that itis becoming increasingly difficult tomaintain the sanctity of the secretas to who murdered Sir William Tal-bot . One thing is certain, membersof the student body are particularl yanxious to find out who did the das-tardly deed.

The author certainly does not givethe audience much help in this re-spect for, it require a particularlyactive brain to pick out the authen-tic clues from the welter of lies andpetty deceits that Is put forth by th evarious members of the cast in orde rto shelter the supposed murderer .Even the .great Poirot (Bill Sargent)has his work cut out for him to pu this finger on the essential point thatpoints definitely towards one person.

The performances in North Vancou-ver and New Westminster will roun doff the rough edges and allow thecast to present another finished per-formance for the delectation of Van-couver audiences .

The type of play chosen this yearis another innovation as far as theclub is concerned—comedies, farces,tragedies, and problem playa have allbeen attempted successfully, but thisis the first time a real 'thriller' hasbeen put on by the club .

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Students Granted

Tourist Privilege

Through_ the generosity of th eConfederation Internationale d e sEtudiants ; the CIE.), Canadian stu-dents have been extended the priv-ilege of the use of the C.I .E . StudentIdentity Card, even though the NY.C,U .S . is not a member of the C.I.E.

',As its name Implies this card is In -n tended primariiy tq serve as a meansof identiflcaSlon—to proclaim to any -one concerned that the bearer IN abona fide student of a recognizedCanadian university with member-ship in the National Federation ofCanadian University Students and istherefore entitled to the privilege soffered to holders of the card .

These cards were originated sev-eral years ago and are well knownin Europe to all transportation, hotel ,government and other officials withwhom the traveller is likely to comein contact, Student travel in Europeis very wide spread and the businessis eagerly solicited by all those ca -

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CANDIDATES

The first rumblings have been heard, the preliminary shot shave been fired, the first fruits are ripening ; other suitablemetaphors may be inserted here for the purpose of opening th efirst story on elections for this year.

Arts, Science, and Commerce, will all be represented inthe coming tussle, which will corn* a to a climax tt week todayeacactly . Other officers will then tie in the running, and suchappointments as editor-in-chief will be made immediately fol -

working on S .M .U,S . for two years,he served on the Stadium Investiga-tion Committee which recently com-pleted exhaustive research into th e

Collins, ' Owen, Sinclair, Stead to Contest

Proxy's Job For Next Session

Dark Horse Enders Field

Of Presidential Elections

Big Waiver Campaign Starts

Today: Drive Q1j~ct .$1,400

Fourteen hundred dollars is the objective set for a one-dayStadium Campaign which gets uncle; way today under the dir-ection of Ruth Witbeck, Rosemary Winslow, and Milton Owen .

The money is needed to augment the present Stadium TrustFund of $1000. If any measure Qf success is achieved studentswill be assured of a serviceable playing field instead of th epresent morass. It is hoped to be able to put into effect the re-commendations of Eric Lazenby and Phil Barratt who recentlyconducted a survey of the stadium site with a view to suggestin gimprovements in the drainage system. The recent Stadium In-vestigation Committee also made a suggestion which it is hoped will be car-ried out.

The Big Block Club Is co-operating with, the committee in charge,, an dwill have tables placed at strategic positions throughout the campus as th eCaution Money campaign gets under way today.

Plans for an intensive tour of the Library have had to be abandoned, .and as a result the Cafeteria will be more intensively canvassed during th eday .

Big tags which can be seen from two hundred yards will decorate thosewho answer the call.

AU students are urged to co-operate with the committee in charge inorder to make it possible to have a useful stadium in the future .

CANDIDATES

f`iRoKAE .. RIGeorge Sinclair, . well known

Sccienceman and' member of the Sta-dium Investigation Committee wh ois running for the presidency of theA.M.S. in the forthcoming elections .

Conditions Of

Sport Awards

Outlined Here

The following is an excerpt fro mthe constitution of . the Men's Ath-letic Association, and represents th econditions governing the granting ofathletic awards. Clubs are asked totake notice and govern themselvesaccordingly.Clause 19. Granting of Award s

(a) The selections of winners andrewinners of awards shall be vestedin the "Awards Committee" whichshall be composed of :

I. President of Men', Athletics, whoshall act as Chairman.

II. Captains of first teams in majorapart a

III.One member of the Alumni ap -pointed by the Alumni Association.

IV.One member of the Faculty ap -e pointed by the President.Clause 20. EligibMty for Awards

(a) Honorary awards shall be mad eat the discretion of the Awards Com-mittee for particularly outstandingcontributions to athletics .

(b)Members of Teams winningCanadian Championships shall receivea gold emblem symbolic of the sportIn which they are engaged.

(c) Athletes who fulfill the follow-ing requirements shall be possible

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COMING EVENTSTODAY' Players' Club Meeting, Arts

IN, noes.Parliamentary Forum Meeting,

Arts 100, 7 :31 ;s.so .senior "A" BaskM¢all Gauge ,

Third Playoff Game, 0 pm ,WEDNESDAY

V. C. U. Open Meeting, noon ,Arts 2114.

Art Exhibit, Faculty Room i nLibrary.

Physics Club Open MeetingTHURSDAY

Speeches by Candidates forPresidency of A . M. S„Auditorium, noon .

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, March 7, 1933

~ihe Thgtiurg(Member C1,P,, P,LP.A .)

Telephone: Point

9Nhued Wee weekly by the Student Publicationsad~the Alma Meter Society of the University of Britis h

Columbia, Vancouver, B .C .Mail Subscriptions: $2.00 per year

Campus Subscriptions : $1 .00 per yearEDITOR.IN-

'—F . St. John madder

Tender : Stuart Keats

EDlmay:Norman Hacking

Sport Editors Day WashingtonNews Manager: Frances Lucas

Associate Editors: Archie Thompson and John Cornis hAssaslate Sport Editors, Arnold White, Christie FletoharLiterary Editor: Kay Crosby Feature Editor Guy Palme r

Assistant Editors Jack Stanton, Zoe Browns-Clayton .Boyd Agnew, David Jacobson

Exchange Editor: Nancy MilosFree Lamest E. J . Costain and A. Mays*

Old* Moistest: Janet Higginbotham .REPORTORIAL STAFF

Oeseah Mary Cook Darrel GomeryJuan Lawman-Shaw,

FaBlanchard, Doris

rnn, W. H.Edgar Vick, Ted Madelay by, Vivian Lazier,

Gerald Prevost, Daisy acNeill, Murray Hunter, KayStewwt.

Sparer Jimmy moos, Collin mum, Ted Wilkinson, DickBriggs, Howard Jones,

Jackson, Dick Eton, JeanRoot, Harm Jackson ,

TOTEM STAFFEditor Pat Kerr

Asaoslat* Editorss Virginia Cummings and Lean NelsonAssistants: Ruth Madehy and Hadley S. Fowler

BUSINESS STAFFEasiasm Managers Reg. Prima

Circulation Msnapr:1. Balcombs.Cltaulation Mrisant C, Tampktnaon. Alex Wood and

TUESDAY, MARCH 7, 1933

SANITY AND ELECTIONS

Wth the announcement that four candi-dates will contest the election of President ofthe Alma Mater Society, the Ubyssey wisher toadvise all students, not only to vote, but to voteaccording to the courage of their convictions.

In previous years the vote has been sureprisingly low, and we urge that every studentturn out and cast his ballot on next Tuesday.After all it only requires a little time to walkup two flights of stairs and sign an X in the

required place.It is to be hoped that candidates will re-

member the dictum of last year's Council con-cerning campaign advertising . They decidedthat all advertising during the elections mustbe student work, and unpaid. The necessity of

this step is obvious to any thinking studentwho observed last year's array of signs done b yprofessional sign painters .

Freshmen particularly are urged to go to

campaign meetings and decide for themselve sthe respective merits of the different candi-dates. As far as possible all students must dis-count speaking ability, except in so far as it isa qualification for the position of president .

Once again the Ubyssey confirms its policyof absolute impartiality as far as the individua lcandidates are concerned. The platforms of allfour candidates will be published next Friday .

Any breach of etiquette during elections,either by fraternities or individuals will beseverely censured in these columns .

EXAMINATIONS ONCE AGAIN

The absence of Spring weather does not pre-clude the possibility of April examinations .Students are hereby given warning that ex-aminations are now a scant six weeks away ,and it behoves them to devote a little more timethan usual to their studies .

Third and fourth year students are urgedalso, to remember that no Christmas tests were. .given to establish an interim grade, with theresult that a detailed knowledge of the wholecourse is expected and will be demanded . Thefaculty have repeatedly stated that the stan-dard must not be lowered .

ACTIVITIES AND THE AFTER-LIFE

Two news items in this and the last issuehave demonstrated the fact that college activ-ities may be of considerable use in the after-life. Robert Keyserling has definitely arrive din a profession which he started to practice dur-ing his college days, and Garrett Livingston ehas achieved renown in the field of histrionics ,which field he first started to turn to duringhis Players' Club days .

We have always maintained that extra-curricular activities, while undoubtedly a hin-drance to the true scholastic deal, are certainlya help in gaining experience in fields which mayafterwards yield material gains .

The problem of course, is to achieve a suit -able balance so that the maximum of benefi tis obtained from each aspect of a universit yeducation . That of course is an individual'sproblem and should be determined by his men-tal ability and the value he places on whateverbenefits which may accrue from scholastic orextra-curricular activities.

OCCASIONALOBSERVATIONS

By Arthur Mays*

WE EXCHANGEWhat am I doing here? It 's a long story, but

I'll cut it short! Lukie has taken my littl ePeter-ape (I hope he behaves himself!) while I ,my large feet crowded into her shoes, scampe rdown the beat with the columnistic torch born ealoft. In case this metaphor proves too ab-struse for you, we have traded columns forthe week, with a tacit agreement to toss all themonkey-wrenches we can into each other's ma-chinery.

Have a good time, Lukie—I know you will,because there are three trouble-calls due, andthe Apes drawer is in a fascinating mess . Mean-while, leaving you. and Peter to wander outhand in hand in quest of the elusive Muse, Ishall get down to business . ,

0—0THIS SPRING FOOLISHNESS

It's come again, and in two weeks the cam-pus will be fairly reeking with it. Spring, Imean, that season when the varsity forest (? )blossoms like the rose, and the chief soundheard in lectures is the blowing of the nose .Sorry, I got away from myself there . Butspring does affect people foolishly; in my caseit evinces itself in a craving to panic the nativesby roller-skating on Marine Drive and theroads adjacent . From the end of the bridge(the one where a chubby hand directs the Cal-Honda tourist to the confines of U,B .C.) is abeautiful stretch of hill, almost a mile ofsmooth pavement, with a sharp curve of tw ofor excitement, and no more traffic than a fewredskins mushing in to their wilderness trap.lines.

That is how Spring fever touches me.Others in great numbers tell me that theyyearn to execute a Spring-dance among thetowering giants of the forest mentioned above .I have passed this idea on to the proper auth-orities, and the Pep Clubbers, who now havethe matter in hand, hint that they may lead anorganized Spring-dance with appropriate music .This for the aesthetically inclined : personally,I'd much rather roller-skate .

0—0AND FOLLOWING SPRING?

Spring leads to summer, and with summercomes the question of employment for thoselong months between April and October. I don'tlike work, but as I like my present state ofpenury a great deal less, I'm gunning for a job.You too, and no luck either? Glad to find thatI have comrades in adversity !

I'm not worrying overmuch though, and Idon't suppose you are . Things have an odd wayof breaking right—and that isn't mere senselessoptimism. Keep cool and happy-go-lucky, rushin where angels wear snowshoes, and cultivatea brazen exterior to all rebuffs. Maybe youwon't land anything, but you'll have tried, atleast .

One more comment on the subject, a cyni-cal one this time. Bad conditions have chang-ed things. When I was a little boy and didn't domy arithmetic, the reproof was : "Young mail,you'll end up digging ditches ." It seemed a hor-rible thought then, but nowfind me a ditchand let me at it!

0—0INITIATION AFTERMATH

From the Daily Province of Saturday ,March 4, it would seem that the University ofAlberta has landed up to the ears in trouble . Adamage suit has been launched against thatcollege by a father who claims that his son'smind was unbalanced as a result of the Septem-ber freshman initiations . It 's nasty business ,one that will not add to the rather precariou sstatus of western colleges .

Students' Council here deserve praise fortheir farsightedness in banning extreme forms 'of initiation . The effect of hazing may be neg-ligible on the average student ; but there is al-ways an uncertain—and therefore dangerous—quantity to be reckoned with in such affairs .Witness the Alberta mess .

Although a good deal can be said for haz-ing, much more can be said against it . So I forone am heartily glad that the old-style initia-tion is to be an outworn tradition as far aswe are concerned .

0—0FOX-PASS !

Peter, seeing me making heavy weather ofit, sneaks in with this story . I won't vouch forit, but if it's true, a certain much-discusse dCabinet Minister of Victoria isn't such a ba dsport after all :

The young man was coming to Varsity in thefall, and was full of premature college spiri tHe gave his views to anyone on the boat whowould listen to him, and his verbal pictures ofthe Island potentate made Simon Legree apiker by comparison.

A red-cheeked, pleasant old gentlemanheard his tale—drew him out to bigger an dbetter execrations, then, smiling, slipped a car dinto his hand. No, he wasn't Santa Claus . Hewas—you've guessed it!

NOTICEAria '39 Class Fees will be collect-

ed at the bottom of the Caf. stairson Wednesday and Thursday of thi sweek. Remember, fees must be paidby March 14 to take advantage ofthe $1.00 rebate.

Emerson's New SongMated to Words

By Thora PetchStudents interested in Jack Emer-

son's new composition may put thefollowing words, written by Thor aPetch, to the music which has al -ready become well known .

When stars appear,I feel you near ,It's strange what moonlight seem s

to do ;I sit and yearn dear ,For your return dear ,I want no one else butWhy do you staySo long away ?It's in your power, why make me

blue ?Say you'll enfold me,Caress and hold me,I want no one else but you .I've built my dreams all aroun d

you ,Only you can make them true .Don't say that you will not hav e

me,For without you what will I do ?T'would be divine,If you were mine;We'd be togethed, just we two,Be mine forever,Just mine forever ,I want no one else, no one but

you

Students GrantedTourist Privilege

(Continued from Pap One )taring to the traveller. Taking ad-vantage of this fact, the various na-tional student organizations in Eng-land and on the continent negoti-ated with railways, airway andsteamship companies, hotels, theatres,museums, immigration authorities an dmany ethers, and have obtained fromthem reduced rates and special priv-ileges for holders of the C .Z. Iden-tity Card .

The card is looked upon also as avaluable complement to the regula rpassport because, in identifying thebearer as a student travelling pre-sumably in the interests of his edu-cation, it rules out the necessity fo rstrict examinations by customs of-ficials .

At present Canada unfortunatelyhas no special privileges to offer tostudents travelling within her bound-aries, and therefore . these cards areobviously of use only to those in-tending to cross over to the BritishIsles or Europe.

Full information regarding the ad -vantages offered by these cards andregarding the procedure necessary inprocuring one may be obtained fromthe Travel Secretary of the N.F.C.U .S.A. Gordon Burns, University o fToronto . The C.I.E. charges a feeof one dollar for each card.

. . .What Ft Ji complains that he writs

most of a prominent column, andhasn't crashed it himself yet?

. . .What A.D. Pi got piggy-backed by

what prominent ball-kicker all theway from the beach to the top ofthe cliffs?

Who was the little Alpha Gam whodeclined to let a sorority dater cutin on Friday night last ; ain't youshamed, Perky!

. . .

Who was the well-known cityscribe spotted by Our Reporter in theact of indulging in osculation righton the floor that same night? My -m'-my-my-my,

. . .There was spring in the air that

night, all right .. . .

The patrons got supper, and th egirls got soaked .

. . .A Sap we know is wondering who

it was that asked him to come andsit by her on the street car the otherafternoon, because on account of shewas feeling low.

. . .Who was the Sigma Phi Dol t

pledge who spent 15 minutes and abus ticket the other day to get toSasanat only to realize he had driv-en his car out that morning? We'dhate to print what he said as hewaited for the return bus. And we'dlove to know just who was takinghim to the Co-ed that night.

. . .And it is said that some girl went

up the wrong stairs Co-ed night.Can't she read?ss .

Half the fun in this sort of thingL in hearing a lot you don't publish .—Gazette, University of WesternOntario.

IF THE CAPFITS . . . .

you .

Correspondence

Editor, Ubyuey,Dear Sir :

With the approach of graduatlohday the realization is brought homemore strongly of how really happymy years at the University have been .I have come to realize how much Ivalue the associations of learned pro-fessors and good books through themedium of lectures and pleasanthoers in the Library. They haveaided me in my search for culture .I feel that I must thank the Univer-sity which has made possible thesemany benefits and hope that otherswho follow may profit from themas I have. Hoping that you mayfind room in your correspondencecolumn for these sentiments of anold Senior, I am,

Yours truly ,A . E. FOUBISTER,

(Arty '33 )

Clans and Club

v. C, U.On Tuesday in Arts 904 tt 19 :10

the Union will be addressed by Rev.Mr. Anderson who is a missionar yfrom South Africa . Also on Frida yin the same room at the same timeMrs. McAllister who is known as avery interesting speaker of the pity ,will lead the Union in a Bible $tuidy.

Wednesday — Open Meeting ad-dressed by Dr. W. M. Robertson onthe subject "The Bible—the Bookthat Bites,"

MATHEMATICS CLApplications for membership in th e

Mathematics Club will be AC pteduntil' Wednesday, March 38;~ Annstudent in Arts or Science, wishingto join, apply to Miss . F. Armstrdnp,Arta Letter Rack .

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Rev. W. B. WUlan will speak on"Youth and the Church," at noo ntoday In Aggls 100. AU thew whoare intending to attend Spring Campthis year are requested to . sign upas soon as possible, so that the ex-ecutive may have some idea as tothe probable attendance.

INTERNATIONAL IILAT9ONRCLUB

The next meeting of the Iaarne-tional Relations Club will be held atthe home of Mrs. BoutWler, 110 WestTwenty-first Avenue, on Wednesday,March S. at 8 p.m. Several studentpapers will be presented.

Applications for membership arenow in order, and should be ad-reeled to the secretary, Miss Uehi-yama. Membership is open to stud-ents in any faculty who will havepassed their freshman year this May ,and who are interested in Interna-tional affairs .

C . 0. T. C.The third and last District Garri-

son shoot will be held on Friday,March 10. ' The following are theresults for the last match : C.N .A.,V.R.A., Seafortls, C.O.T.C., B. C.Reg't ., and R.C.M .P .

The examinations for certificates"A" and 'SB" will take place to-da yand to-morrow AU information maybe obtained from the Orderly Room.

FRENCH CLUB SThe annual combined meeting of

the French Clubs, L'Alouette, LaCanadlenne, and La Causerie, willbe held this evening at the home ofCatherine Martin, 1221 Cardero street ,at 8 p .m. The executives are plan-ning an enjoyable program, includ-ing an interesting address by Dr .Evans . Members of these clubs areurged to make a special effort toattend.

L'ALLOUETTEApplications for membership in

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THE UBYSSEY

Page Three

A ward Condi tionsOutlined Here(Continued from Page One)

candidates for the Big Block whichshall be given entirely at the discre-tion of the Awards Committee :

I . The Athlete shall be a member ofa Major Sport and shall have fulfilledthe following time regulations :

a. Basketball : One-half of the totalplaying time in league games andequivalent.

b. Canadian Rugby: One-third ofthe total playing time in league gamesand equivalent

c. English Rugby: Participation inthree-quarters of the-McKechnie CupGames and equivalent

d. Track: Five points in a WesternCanadian Intercollegiate Track Meet ,or particularly outstanding perform-ance throughout the year in Track ,

(Points awarded 5 .5. 1 )Ih Any. Athlete representing the

University in any other sport, whq .hastuned In performances which mom-pare favourably with the 'CanadianChampionship Standard in that skirt.

Athletes fulfilling the followingregulations and who have the recom-mendation of this Captain of , theTeam and President of the Club shallbe possible candidates for the :Mallblock which shall be given ebgfalyat the, discretion of the Awards Com-mitten :

I. Members of the Fist Team inMajor Sport who failed to qualify 'fora Big Mock .

U. Members of a Second Tani in aMajor Sport, subject to the time regu-lations for the Major Awards ib Bas-ketball, Canadian Rugby, and EnglishRugby, aid to members of a W. C. I.Track Tams, or cqutvalast, or hosewho turn in performances which'com-pare favorably with Varsity Record. .

III.Members of Pint Teem ism Sub.Major Sport who participate in one•half meets or total playing tints.

'IV.Any athlete who.. exceptional

work in Minor Sport during the- sea . .son or the play-offs gives him thevote of the Captain of the Teats and ,the President of the Club.

V. Any athlete in a sub—minorsportrepresenting the University havingtumid in a performance comparabl ewith B. C. `Championship Standard .

(e) Athletes in any Teem in anySport who have the recommendatio nof the Captain of the Team and thePresident of the Club shall be VOcandidates for the Plain Letter w Lichshall be given entirely at the discre-tion of the Awards Committee.

(f) The Committee may considerany case which' is prope rly broughtbefore it and make whatever awardit deems fitClause 21 . Awards

(a) Honorary Awards—a. Shall bea gold pendant miniature of the BigBlock, as awarded In 1930 .

b . Shall be a gold pendant, in the

years at Oxford as Rhodes Scholar,travelled by motor over Europe, .andl ar:10 the bond bulimia in NewYork. His old friends tbi that"'Alin"—as the studios have dubbe dhim—with his athletic build and win-ning manner, will soon establish hi sni iii among the successful youngmen of the screen.

By a curious coincidence, therewife in Vancouver this week theonly other Players' Club memberswho have entered the acting profess -ion after leaving the Universitystage. Mrs. John Telator Foote ofNow 'fork ,the former bole Tod.hunter, the first leading lady, hasbeen wintering here, and Mrs . ByronFodor (Dorothy Adams, Arts '21 )of Portland, has been spending thepart fortnight in town.

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Qold Chenille of the first quality ona Royal Blue background. This letterto be suit on the chest of a navyblue, pull-over sweater. This sweaterto be standard. That the sweater maybe of very dose, shaker knit Thatthe name of the winner be sewn inthe back of the neck of the sweater.The ,sweater and Block to be asawarded in 1930. A royal blue band,le" wide, edged with gold, to beknitted into the left arm for each time .the award is won, 3 bands to be themaxiatnn.

(o) The Block—shall be an inter-linked "B C" in block letters, on ablge .background.

(d) Sandi Block—shall be of GoldChenille, the same as the Big Blockonly on a smaller scale, without thesweater.

(e) Plain Letter—.shall be an inter-linked "B C" In plain letters .Clause 22 . Passes

Passes or tickets to all games inwhich the University is a participan tshall be given to

I. All members of the Awards Com-mittee.

U. Members of Students' Council.Clause 23. Wearing of Awards

(a) No person shall wear a loweraward than the highest which h eholds .

(b) No person shall wear more thanone letter on the same sweater.

(c) Letters shall be worn only o nsweaters recognized as standard Uni-versity sweaters or plain blacksweater .

(d) No Letter Award shall be wornby others than winners of that award:this to be considered as breach ofstudent discipline and to be dealt withby the discipline committee of theA. M. S.

(e) No awards or other tokens ofappreciation given by any Club in theUniversity shall in any way resemblethe official emblem made by thi scommittee.

Clause M. Replacement of Awards(a) Letters will be replaced free o f

charge as many times as the athletewins them, providing the old lettersare turned in .(b) Letters or sweaters will be re -

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Cedar Cottage Hold

Junior Soccermen

Varsity Junior Soccermen, strength-ened by the return of the veteran ,Cy Smith, turned in a fine perform-ance to draw with the Cedar Cot-tage eleven on the Upper PlayingField Saturday .

Cedar Cottage took the lead in thefirst half when they scored two goal searly ,in the game. However, withfifteen minutes of the half to go,Iiamsden tallied for the Varsity team .The score remained at 2.1 till theinterval.

After the rest, Varsity outplayedthe East Side team, and Irish nettedthe squalisier mid-way through theperiod. Continuing on the attack,the Blue and Gold came near win-ning the game when Irish brokethrough the backs with two minute sto go, but missed narrowly with hisshot. The game ended with thescore 2-all.

Smith and May turned , In a finegame at fullback for the Students,while Shayler was safe in goal. Theforwards proved much mom effectivethan in former games, with Atwaterparticularly playing well.

SENIOR SOCCER

BOYS LOSE SAT.

(Continued from Page Four )bucked through the Varsity line an dran forty yards for a touchdown forfive points which went unconverted,leaving the score at 9 .1 for Menlo-mos .

In the last period Varsity com-menced their much-belated attac kon the Meraloma line, and were sue -awful in completing a forward panfrom Rush to Ridland which resulted.In a touchdown for U.B.C. whichwent unconverted. The final whistleleft the score at 9-$ for Mtealomas .

On the whole the Varsity swop-lion seemed to have benefited fromtheir defeat of last week, as thei rlinesmen were much faster, theirsecondary line quicker, but theirends were still slow in getting downon the punts. The Meralomas provedto be a squad of fast runners, andpossessed an extremely strong line .

Lineup: Holden, Rader, Ridland,Moffat, Mather, Snelling, Symonds,Mortimer, Crysdale, Anderson, Mar-timer, Ellett, Poole, Rush, King.

Flash News

MC MOOSEFLASHES(UP) CHANG SUEY FLYING T O

CHINA VIA MADAGASCAR. BE-FORE TAKING OFF HE SAID "SU-MATRA MADAGASCAR ."

STOP PRESS(OL) CHANGE SUEY CRAWLING

TO TIBET VIA AFGHANISTAN. HEREMARKED BEFORE SETTING OUT ,"AFTER AFGHANISTAN UP ANDWALK INSTEAD OF CRAWLING "

STADIUMThis will put the finishing touche s

to the Stadium. A top dressing of mac-erated Freshmen will be appreciate dby the teams, as they will provide a tleast the beginnings of a solid foot-ing,

TEN YEARS AGOCOMING EVENTS

IF THE CAT KITS

"I'll be hanged if I'll tell who mur-dered Z. Z. Zilchl" roared Cyriusde Screpansie during a third degreeinterview held in the stacks on Thurs-day morning . The insinuations thathave been current on the campus re-garding the death of Mr. Zilch haveat last proved of some good to theUniversity and to the faculty as abody.

Found shot behind the Applied Sci-once Building in the portico with acan of Flit beside his dead body, Mr.Zero Zechariah Zilch was pronounceddead by medical authorities late lastfall . However, owing to the peculiarcircumstances in which the body wasfound, a probe has been started by th eSloop Committee For Investigation In -to Anything and serious charges havearisen therefrom. Because of this con-dition of affairs, the committee ha sdrafted the following Questionnaireto be circularized among the studentbody.

1. Where were you on the night ofNovember 29, 1932 ?

2. How old are you?3. Do you ever loan money? If so

how about it?4.Have you ever seen the Stadium?5. Did you take me to the Co-ed?

Somebody did, I can't remember who .6. How do you like my new socks ?7. Did you take away the Silence

Sign?8. Did you know we have a Flag -

pole? Be honest.9. What is the C . O. T. C.?10.Why did you skip the last lec-

ture?11.Are you in love ?12. You're a liar .13.Why is the C . O. T. C . ?14.What did the C . 0. T. C . ?15.Who is Merton ?18 . Who is Sylvia ?17. Who did Shakespeare ?18.Wass you dere Sharlie ?19.Who forgot the forgotten mane

BASKET BRIEFS

ENGINEERS OPEN HOUSE DAY,MARCH 11, 1933, SATURDA YAFTERNOON AND EVENING

U.B.C. Grass Hockey

Defeats Ex-Kitsilano

(Continued from Page Four )rush by the Co-eds, featuring one o fthe best combination plays seen thi sseason, the score was evened andput ahead one to end the period at2.1 for Varsity .

Ex-Kits again opened the attackand but for the quick clearing ofthe Blue and Gold full-backs wouldhave tallied repeatedly . U.B.C. how-ever scored another goal, after whichthe ex-juniors rallied to bring thecount to 3-2. Soon after U.B .C . net-ted another shot to regain their two -point margin. A third counter byBx-Kits was evened in a similarmanner by Varsity to end the en -counter at 5.3 .

Playing the league-leaders, Britan-nia Grads, U.B,C. went down 5-LThe Varsity team again played on eshort and found it impossible topenetrate the strong Grad defence.Rita Vchlyama score Varsity'! lonetally • in a nice solo effort. '

CRUMBS FROM

COLLEGE BRED

"The College Bred," the inexaust-Ible source of "Crumbs", has been keptwrapped in cellophane over the weekwith the result that none of its"Crumbs" are stale.

• • •When I told Prudence that nothin g

ever went over my head, her remarkwas "Over pity aske "

e• •And now they are asking us to sign

our caution money waivers . I havestill to meet a student who says he willsign one. I certainly won't . For tworeasons . In the first plans I've plannedto spend 'what caution money I willreceive for another and in th esecond place I cast write my ownname anyway.

. • •And now they an singing the "Ina

s u nte" song. "Instigate Life If YouDon't Weaken."

.Overheard. "They are both Wu

boys and I can't understand how theyover got on Council."

Overheard againn .'5portwriter : "Howdo you spell tie?"

Are SayingDr. PBcher -We had the most M.

terestitg set of curves you over saw .Margaret WWon-- rd -like to 'play

Rugby. Then you can pelf your man.Key Pounder—So St John is going

to Seattle, eh. Wonder where he'llspend the nights?

Darrel Gomery—I feel like an army.Dick Elson—Lukie, you didn't put

me in the column .Milton Share—I've always had an

ambition to yodel.News Mangan—I thought I'd have a

cat-fit .Prof. Drummond— What America

needs is bigger and beggar bank ban-cruptcies. You can't educate them Inthe head, they only learn through th estomach .

Clarke— Remember,— "Uh honun eeat une dupe"-always.

Him Again—A prude is a woman thatis unco' good, but not so good as sheis unco'.

LOST"Minna Von Barnhelf." Finder please

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Noted GraduateAttains Honour

At HollywoodNoted U.B,C. grads are much in

the public eye lately, for GarrettLivingstone, Arts '24, has been spend.ing a few days in Vancouver, havingmotored up from Hollywood to re -new old friendships in his native city .

The son of the late Stuart Living-stone, barrister, he was one of U.B.C. 's beat track men, and held sev-eral records during his college days.He was also well known for his as-sociation with the Players' Club ,

In the Revival of Sr Arthur Pin-ero's comedy of sentiment, "SweetLavender" in 1921, he shared withArt Lord the male honors in thatchafining old play.

Since graduation he has spent two

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Tickets are being sold on the camp -us from members of the fraternitythis week to the Little Theatre'spresentation of Bernard Shaw's bril -liant play, "Captain BraaUbound'sConversion," which is to be present-ed on Friday and Saturday of thi sweek.

Many prominent members of theassociation are taking part. E. V.Young, who will take the title role ,has been engaged actively in LittleTheatre work in the city for man yyears, and will be remembered fo rhis many excellent portrayals . Mrs .E. Bernal! Clegg is also a well-known member, whoa polishedwork. in put productions has beenmemorable, as has that of IL M.Easel*. Newer names are those ofH. A. McTavish, Cyril Breaking, L .M. Parry, T. M. Tlynn, CaptainSpencer, Tucker Battle, F . E. Pardloe,A. Plommer, J. Melville, Byron Bail-Ile, and Kenneth Hill. The play i sbeing directed by Carleton Clay.

The plot hinges on the doings of anex-prate who playa guide to a partyof travellers In Morocco, and prom-ises to be in the beet Shavian style ,with epigrams flying high, wide, andhandsome, and more action than hasbeen displayed by the dramatist o flate years.

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RADiO DEBATE, TOURS

Four debating tours and cm* na-tional radio debate will be sponsorednext session by the National Mers-hon of Canadian University Studentsif prseent plans of Its officers workout. Two tours will take place with-in Canada and two outside .

On the invitation of the NationalUnion of Students of England andWales, an N.F.C.U.S. teen will tourGreat Britain this fall . Canada'steam will be composed of one Mari -time and one Western Canadian stu-dent. This will be the second N.F.C .U.S. debating teen to visit Eng-land—the first, in 1991, was chosenfrom Toronto and McGill. The othertour outside of Canada will also takeplace in the fall of 1933, if suitablearrangements can be made. It willbe a tour of northwestern UnitedStates by a Western Canadian team .

Something in the nature of an ex-periment will be tried in the fallwithin Canada. The officers of theN.F.C .U .S . are hoping to arrange atour of Ontario and the three prairieprovinces by a French-speaking teamfrom the University of Montreal. Thefourth debating tour of the sessionwill take place in the spring of 1934 ,when either an Australian team o rone from Bates College, Maine, willtour Canada from coast to coast .

Another experiment is likely to betried sometime during the session—anational radio debate under the aus-pices of the Canadian Radio Broad -casting Commission . If It is held, thefour debaters will be chosen fromthe Maritimes, Central Canada, thePrairie Universities and British Col-umbia respectively .

Medical Group To

Visit Gen. Hospital

Embryo doctors and surgeons wil lgain experience and acquaint them-selves with the atmosphere of theirfuture work surroundings when pre-medical students of the universitywill visit the Vancouver GeneralHospital next Saturday, March 11.They are requested to meet at theEntry Desk in the Old Building, 3 .45sharp .

Anyone who is interested in hos-pital work, and any students study-ing any phase of pre-medical workare invited to join the party visiting.

For further information see Si dEvans or William Gibson.

ART CLUBWednesday, 8 p.m., at the home of

Mrs. John Ridington, First avenueWest . All members out please.

PI did not have a chance to lift afinger In defence before the two wereseparated,\ which Is perhaps as wellfor Harvey . .

Incidentally, there were a fewmembers of the crowd, Varsity andotherwise, who seemed to exerciseno discretion in the manner in whic hthey razzed the Sparling skipper .There is a difference between good-natured panning and the sort ofbarracking used Saturday . It is farfrom true sportmanship .

• . .To Ken "Hooker" Wright must go

most of the credit for pulling theVarsity squad safely through lastgame. It was only Ken's three Mel -dual baskets that kept the Blue andGold In the running during the firs thalf Saturday, while he came throughagain toward the end to score thefinal baskets for Varsity.

•• •Pi Campbell's work on defenc e

Saturday, was a treat to watch. Hewas literally picking the rebound soff the boards at the Varsity end,and was getting the ball up the floorin quick time.

• • .Two of the Blue and Gold scores

Thursday came from bag passes tomen under the basket. The first, fromRann Matthison to Dick Wright,caught Sperling. napping, and Dickhad no one to check him as he mad ethe score. It was a perfect "sneak"ray. The Heead, from Osborne toflen Wright, loans with Ken standingbetween two lanky paring guard&Despite this, "Hooker" grabbed thetpaand made the score so quickly

tie two guards were left flat-footed.

• • •Tb Pep Club were on band at both

games and seduced lams of tie mos teffective agaalaed rooting that bagbeen sea to the kart year or two,

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nevxeNude r.tholes, they colluded a band of lea•then-lunged enthusiasts who tooktheir yelling seriously.

Senior "B" Grid-men

Lae 9.6 Saturday

(Continued from Page Four )net for the Unitd's third arm. FromHughle Smith rushed In to converta fine centre by Laurie Todd. Withthe score 3-1 ageing them, .the Vat-shy boys continued to force thepace, with the Todd brothers, beaktogether on the left wing, bearingthe brunt of the attack . However,hard work by Hannah, Garriock andPamphlet kept the Blue and Goldforwards at bay, and the game fin-ished with the score still at 3-1 .

Pete Frattinger, Varsity custodian,turned in a splendid performance ,making a number of sensationalsaves, and handling the ball cleanlyat all times. Laurie Todd was out -standing on the forward line, withOtte Munday also getting through alot of good work. The halves weresteady on defence, but their attackwas not so finished. Millar McGillplayed finely at right back, andfound a good partner in McLeod .

The team: Frattinger; McGill, Mc-Leod; Stewart, Kozoolin, Wolfe ;Smith, Costain, Munday, L. Todd,D. Todd.

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STUDENT BiSKETEEI STAK" SPARLINGS 21-1 9

IN 2nd PLAYOFF GAMEVarsity Makes it Two Straight In Play-of f

Series—Beat Sparlings 26 .24 Thursday

Ken Wright Stars' With One Handed Shots —Matthison Fast—U.B.C. Defence Strong

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Basket Briefs VARSITY OARSMEN DROP

FEATURECREW DA Y

RACE TO V.R.C. VII I

Varsity made it two up, and threeto go with two victories over theSparlingm tam at V.A .C . Thursdayand Saturday. Both games were wonby two point margins, the Thursda yscore being 26-24 and the Saturda ytally 21-19. The basketball playedwas the real play-off brand, withhard checking and cautious play therule.

Vaulty was slow to start in thefirst game, and Sparllnp led by sub-stantial margins through most of th efirst half. Just its the half-timewhistle went, the Blue and Goldpulled up to 9.13, the closest theyhad come deft the start . In the sec-ond MIL however, they quickl ywiped out the deficit, and led Spar-linp to the finish. The final iconsof 26-24 marks the closeness of thescore .

Scoring Slow ht Second GameThe Collegians were again slow to

start in the second contest, and itwas only Ken Wright's three one -handed baskets that kept Varsity inthe running. Although weak on theattack, Varsity was , strong on de-fence, and held the Sparlinp scor edown to reasonable proportions .

Purees scored a foul and Kenning -ton a basket before Ken Wrigh tscored the first Blue and Gold bas-ket on an individual effort. Purvissnared a rehound, but Ken scoredanother piety basket and then tal-lied again give Vanity a one -point' lea ' Nicholson scored a foulbut Purees and Smith scored to sen dSpselhip ihead again. Campbell tie dthe score again, but Purees againgrabbed a rebound to put the Storemen ahead 11-9 as the half ended .

Varsity's combination was week inthis half, while when the forward sdid work in under the basket, the ymissed their chances. Sparlings' lea dwas largely due to "Long John"Purves, who scored seven of thei releven points . Most of his basket swere from rebounds .

Score Quickly TiedCampbell lost no time in squarin g

things in the second half, as he drift-ed through for a nice solo score.Kennington regained the lead, butMatthlson wiped it out again . ThenNicholmin grabbed a rebound afte r"Hooker" Wright had missed twofouls to again put Varsity on top.Although Kennington tied things upagain shortly after, the Storemenwere never in the lead again.

Ken Wright once more put Varsityon top with a basket, but EddieArmstrong cut the margin to onepoint with a foul . With the score a t17-16, play ranged from end to endwithout either team tallying for sev-eral minutes . During this time, Ran nMatthison missed his first foul sho tof the year. However, he dropped intwo of these shots shortly after togive the Blue and Gold a three -point margin at 19-10. "Hooker"Wright dropped In another basketto give Varsity a five point lead witha minute to play.

McIntyre and Campbell TangleAs the teams ran back for the tip -

off, McIntyre Sperling captain, an dPi Campbell indulged in brief fiaticencounter which began With Mein -tyre tearing into Campbell and endedwith phi** and' referee separatingthe two befthe 'Campbell could re -tenets . Both were given a foul each,both Wash*, and then they creditedtram the game .

In the retnainlng minute, Puree sscored on anhther rebound, and Ken-nington dropped in MI to out theVarsity margin to two pointi as ths 'game ended .

The first game was featured by th efact that each Varsity player on' thefloor figured in the scoring. In Sat-urday's game, however, neither Os-borne nor Bardsley came throug hwith any points . Ken Wright toppedthe scorers in both games With si xpoints Thursday and tern Saturday .

The teams: Varsity -- Osborne ,Campbell (4), Nicholson (3), K .Wright (10), Birdsley, 'Matthison (4) ,D . Wright .

Sparlings — McIntyre, Kennington

"PLAYMAKEB"

LAURIE NICHOLSONLaurie Nicholson, fast Senior "A "

basketeer, is the man pictured above.Laurie holde down centre *Mon,one of the toughest on the team. Healso does most of the "play-making. "

Noon Track MeetSlated for Fri .

For the first time in years, theVarsity Track and Field Club planto stage a noon-hour track meet ofon the Oval, scheduled for Friday ofthis week. An Inter-faculty affairfeaturing both men and womenthree relays at various distances ,two for the men, and one for thewomen.

The track is being prepared im-mediately, and if the campus is fav-ored with sunny weather before Fri -day, some great sprinting is antici-pated and there is every possibilit ythat one or two relay records wil lbe toppled.

Arts Faculty StrongEntering a team comprising Harol d

Wright, Olympic ace, Max Stewart ,Bill Stott and Don McTavish, th eArtsmen look as if they are all setto break any existing record. Theywill run the 880 relay, and everyman must go 220 yards at somethin gunder 24 seconds for a new mark .

In addition to the half-mile event,there will be a Medley relay, alwayspopular, and a 440 relay for women,in Which each member must trave l110 yards. The boys and girls areall keen to test the Oval for the firsttime this year, and so there shoul dbe lots of excitement .

SENIOR 1" GRIDMENLOSE 94 SATURDA Y

Varsity Senior City gridde,u tookit on the chin from the Meralomas ,when they were handed a 9-6 beat-ing Saturday at the Varsity stadium.

In the first quarter Varsity tookthe offensive and pressed the Orangeand Black p.1d:n6n far back intotheir own territory. It was whilethey were in this position that Var-sity scored a rouge for one point,leaving the count 1.0 for U.B.C .

itt the second period Meralomasretaliated by scoring a rouge onRiOlatid to 'tie the score at one-all .

In the third quarter the Meealoma 'Pidskin-carriers turned the tables onthe Collegians and praised them backinto the shadows of their own goal -pea* where Heywood kicked a fieldgoal for three points for the Moral -ernes. Fast on this play O'Hagenthen on Varsity controlled the play ,and pressed the winners' defencethroughout the period.

With fifteen minutes still to play ,(Please Turn to Page Three )

(7), Purees (9), Smith (2), Will, F .Arnistrong, McRae Wilcox, E . Arm -strong M .

Senior SoccerBoys Lose ToNorth Shore

In a clean, closely-contested gameat McBride Park Saturday afternoon,North Shore United preserved theirunbeaten record as they triumphed3.1 over Varsity's Senior Soccer teamin a first-round Imperial Cup contest ,

Although beaten, Varsity put up afine fight against the North Shoreeleven, and were unfortunate on anumber of occasions in not adding t otheir score . Frattinger in the Blu eand Gold net, was outstanding on th eloser's aide, but each player turnedin a creditable performance, whil ethe combination of the forward lin ewas of a much higher order than i nprevious games,

, Play, the first half was 'fairlyeven, although North Shore had theedge, and led by two goals to nil,at the interval. The teams altern-ated in attacking and defending forthe first fifteen minutes', until thespeedly Lanyon broke clear on theright wing and centered-for McNich-ol to score with a hard drive throughthe corner. Frattinger had no chanceto make a save .

Shortly after, the Varsity custod-ian was forced to dive across thegoal-mouth to bring off a brilliantclearance from a hard cross-shot byHenderson. This went for a corne rwhich was successfully cleared. Var-sity returned to the other end, andWolfe fired in a long drive fromthirty yards out . The Redshirts'goalie just managed to reach the balland tip it over the bar for a corner.

Play shifted to the Varsity goa larea, and by a rather lucky chance,the North Shore centre-forward,Dempsey, found himself unmarkedwith the ball directly In front of theVarsity net. Again Frattinger hadno chance with the shot, and thelbedshirts were two up.

The score remained unchangeduntil fifteen minutes of' the secon dhalf had been played. Then Hen-derson, North Shore inside man, !as -tended on the ball at the edge of thepenalty area, and drove it into the

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— By A. C. W . —MINHIIIN N1110*4111.1.

With the score of the Sperling-Varsity aeries standing at two upand three to go for Varsity, oneharks back to a similar time twoyears ago when the Blue and Goldcagers held a two games to nil leadover the Adanus . One wonders 1 _

the Storemen can accomplish wha tthe Adanacs did—prolong the serie sto the full five games. Or will theydo more, and take the last threegames and the' title ?

. . .However, on Thursday's and Satur-

day's form, Varsity should be able topick that vital third game out of the

. Although both teams showed atendency to atlas chances during thetwo genus already played, Vanityseems better able to get points whenthey count, In both contests, theywere dawn at half-ttme, but easebids to Make the grade ht the sec -and 'status. es .

A feature of Thursday's game wa sths fact that every Blue and Goldplayer on the floor figured in thescoring . This contrasts With Satur-day eyenlng,' when two of the teams.best scorch tailed to tally . Perhapsthe Co-ed had something to do wit hit. .

"Long John" Purees, rebound art- ,id of the SrOWIt.shiMs, was held 'pretty well in cheat uhdei the basketIts Thursday's panto, only soft onebasket from that position. However, hedeveloped a penchant for long shotsto keep his average up. In the see-ond game, he got back Into his oldhabits, and snared four baskets fro munderneath, He leads the SNOWteam In scoring fee the two mom

• .Harvey McIntyre, captain of the

Storemen, ran in ten points in thefirst contest to lead his squad, de -spite the fact that he was off thefloor for a large part of the game .Although he played more in the sec-ond battle, he failed to tally even afoul . • . .

Perhaps It was this which raised Idsire to the point of selling Into PICampbell near the end of the game.

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APOLOGIES, NED ,

NOEL DEMILLEDue to ari error in publishing last

hiders paper carried the above "cut"with Ned Pratt.' "caption." The abovepicture Is that of Noel deMille, . localOlympid star . Pratt and deMille fea-tured in Saturday's Crew Day, witha "Grudge" race.

Sparling - Varsity

Clash Tonight

There is going to be plenty of ex-citement to night, when Varsitymeets Sparlings in the third game o fthe Burrard league playoffs . Var-sity had won two games of the play -offs and a win tonight Means thechampionship !

The boys are about due to clickthis evening. The last two games theyhair* been playing good basketballbut they haven't seemed to reall ydtit liottld, and if they once turn o nthe heat tonight there should be n odoubt as to the outcome.

Usual LineupThe usual line-up will take th e

floor first . Osborne and Campbell,gusrds, Nicholson at centre, and Ke nWright and Bardsley forwards. Os-borne and Campbell are certainly asmart combination at guard . "Olson "is a man who can always be reliedupon to turn in a good game at cen-tre, while "Hooker" and "Snort" aretwo of the hardest workers on theteam .

Matthlson, the man who usuallygoes in for Bardsley or Wright i sone of the fastest men in the wholeleague. Rann usually seems to beable to think fast enough to knowjust what the other man will do be -fore he does it. Dick Wright ill cer-tainly playing a good brand of ball,despite the fact that he doesn't ge ton the floor a great deal.

Tom Mansfield is another who, al -though he doein't get on the floorvery often, has proved his worth atgetting rebounds.

Up to the time of going to pressno word has come in about wheretonight's gaMe will take plat*, butfull notice will be given on the no-tice boards, today at noon.

U. B. C. GRASS HOCKEY

WIN FROM X-KITS. 5.3

In the second league game of theseason, playing a half-back short ,the U.B .C . Grass-Hockey team sur-passed themselves to win from Ex -Kits 5-3.

The game opened with a swift at -tack Ex-Kits resulting in an easygoal for them. After a determined

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a length .The Novice IV's included three

crews and was run off in two heatsover the three-quarter mile course .The boat stroked by Anderton woneasily from McIntosh' . crew In thefirst and came back to win fromClayton's by a length and a half onthe final heat. The form was asgood as could be expected from thisclass of oars but the bow menseemed to have considerable diffi-culty in steering a straight course .The crews gained racing experience ,however, which should prove of val-ue in the future.

Pratt and deMille, who have wonfame both locally and at the lastOlympic games as a double scullin gcombination, opposed each other i na polished exhibition of their codeof oarmanship, in a so-called 'grudge 'race with Brown and Alias as thei rrespective bow men. Brown andPratt led by a length and a quarterat the finish.

The most exciting finish of the daywas provided in the Tackwsight I Vevent when Grubbe's crew, whileonly a few yards from the finish,spurted from a position a Isihgth be -hind Lane's boat to snatch the vic-tory by a canvas. Both crews rowedin pliuingt style over the whole ofthe three-quarter mile cote.... linefortunately, one man in each "matlost the use of his sliding seat andso was forced to sit on the runner sfor entire race.

The Inter-faculty IV's, which hadbeen keenly anticipated, had to bepostponed due to a lack of time .

Both wind and water were favor-able during the afternoon until th eMil's took to the water when abreeze sprang up and the sea becamequite choppy by the time the rac estarted .

The crewsNovice Ira: (Bow) — Greenwood ,

(2) Coot, (3) Mime", (stroke) Ander-ton; (Bow) A. McIntosh, (2) Jand-well, (3) G. Palmer, (stroke) F . Mc-Intosh; (Bow) Roff, (2) Woodbridge ,(3) Fleming, (stroke) Clayton .

Tackwelght' IV's—(Bow) Robinson ,(2) Mather, (3) Barclay, (stroke)Grubbe; (Bow) Covernton, (2) Dav-idson, (3) Musser, (stroke) Lane.

First Vlll's — V.R.C. — (Bow)Masse,(2) Hoffmaster, (3) Forte, (4) King-sley, (5) Read, (6), Merritt, (7) Mc-Kenzie, (stroke) deMille, (cox) Op-penhiemer .

U.B .C . .— (Bow) West, (2) Puder,(3) Brynelson (4) Bra= (5) Strain,(6) Locke, (7) Allan, (stroke) Pratt ,(cox) Whitelaw .

Starters—R. Strain, H. Fullerton .Finish Judges—Prof. Logan, P. Bar-

rett .

NOTICEWomen swimmers interested in

Van . Women's Swimming Associationlecture on 1932 Olympics by Brydone -Jack. See Cat. notice board .

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SPORTORIA L

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"ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY"Last Wednesday the University authorities approached th e

Burrard League basketball executive and requested that som e

of the play-off games be staged at the U. B. C. gymnasium .

Since that time, the whole question has become so involved ,

hnd presents such a tangled mass of claims and counter-claims ,that everyone seems completely befuddled regarding the final

outcome.Meanwhile, Varsity has come in for a considerable amoun t

of unmerited criticism by the general outside public ., For the

information of all those interested, a resume of the facts to dat e

are printed below.To assure the Burrard League a better chance of success ,

the Varsity team agreed to play all their fall-scheduled hom e

games at the V. A. C, Gymn, upon the understanding that after

the League had been put on its feet, Varsity could transfer a t

least some of their home games to the U . B. C. Gymn.N. When the Student authorities approached the League ex-

ecutive to this effect after Christmas, they were informed that

the schedule had already been drawn up on the previous basis.

It so happens that, although it is now completed, this schedule

has never been passed by the League executive . Despite the

fact that the Students offered a long series of protests throughoutthe seaoson, these protests were ignored and nothing was ever

done by the executive.On top of all this, the League authorities last week refused

to give Varsity any play-off games in their own gymn . The factthat Sparlings had never played out here was' given as the rea-son, although the fact that Sparlings were challenging Varsity ,

and that Varsity did not practice on the V . A. C. floor were

apparently forgotten .The outcome of this state of affairs was the formation of an

Appeal Committee, the decision of which both the League an d

Varsity agreed to accept. When this Committee decided toaward Varsity one game, the League executive decided toignore their promise to abide by the decision, and stated that

all games must he played at V. A. C.In the past three clays, meetings have been held, accusa-

tions have been made, and conflicting statements have been is-sued but up to the time of going to press, no definite conclusionhas been reached.

Such petty squabbling and indecision is certainly to be

deplored. Varsity should learn from this year's experience thatit does not pay to be too magnanimous, and that the only way tobe absolutely certain that promises will be kept is to have such

promiies in writing .

Lose Fixture By Two Lengths, V.R.C. Lead

By Four Lengths at Half-way. Mark

Varsity Shows Good Style, Pratt and deMille

In Exhibition "Grudge" RaceThe Varsity VIII again bowed to

the experience and weight of Van-couver Rowing Club's veteran oars ,losing by two lengths the featurerace of the University Boat Club'sannual Crew Day at Coal Harbouron Saturday afternoon .

The college crew included fourmaiden oars and rowed the Southstation of the standard Henleycourse of 1 mile, 500 yards. At thestart they gained a length on theiroppiments but a slight unsteadines scaused them to ship water on th echoppy sea and the city club's boa tsoon overtook them and was fourlenths in the lead at the half wa ymark. At this point Pratt, the Uni-versity stroke, started his crew I n

amnPerin'td until whic

h the was

end, awhen lian tIY only main-

taine dlength of open water separated th eboats .

The style of the Varsity crew, con-sidering It included four men whohad never rowed a race before, didcredit to their coach, Prof. Wait .

The other events of the afternoontook the form of a regatta betweenthe memberi of the Boat Club andwas started by a tub sculling raceIn which Rear beat Killam by half

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