Why I am a Writer

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Why I Am a Writer

By

Hope, Ora Ora Tiferetot, Ora, Stephanie, Penelope, Tob

Shbeeb, Tatania, Jenny, Arielle, Kelly, Pekhot, Grouchy,

Yafah, Kabbalah, Marion, Kathleen, Marbah, Donna,

Valerie, Shnoonah, Diana, Bertha, Shay, Amy, Marilyn,

Elaine, Teresa, Lizzie, Libby, Honey, Richard, and Billy

McBride


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Copyright 2010, William McBride

ISBN 978-0-557-57558-9


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Whispering Eyes goes to Warm Milk.

- Ha-Shem


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The rest of um?

- Bnayvoovah

Uh huh,and we are DONE!!!

- Tikbot

Goodstuff!!!

- Ha-ShemBarookh!

- Bnayvoovah

Youre welcome Billy M..

- Ha-Shem


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What were we saying about Tob Shbeeb?

- Stephanie

She is awesome for Bnayvoovah.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot


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Not yet!

- Ora Ora Tiferetot


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Billy, the neighborhood girl just called you a faggit!

- Ora Ora Tifetot


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I hate it when you dont listen.

- Stephanie


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Billy, I said not to say Amen!

- Stephanie


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Say a no care prayer for your brother Mike.

- Stephanie


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This is Stephanie signing outThis is Stephanie

signing back in.

- Stephanie


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Im not good at saying no care prayers.

- Billy M.

Yes, you are.

- Stephanie


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Thank your Master.

- Stephanie

He knows that you are grateful.

- Ha-Shem


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This is how to be a writer for a lot of people doing what we

do.

- Yafah


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Who was that???

- Tikbot


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Billy, whats perpetual motion? Its what we are doing to

language and the sounds you hear.

- Diana


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But they have people

- Billy M.

Its not the same. The need Beings now!

- Tikbot


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Billy, why are you a writer? To share ideas which are

good? Lo! Did you hear what Tikbot said? You love to

write for gum!

- Stephanie


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It is Diana!

- Billy M.


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That was very good for us too. That was Super University.

- Stephanie


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Billy, why did I say not to say Chesed just now?

- Stephanie


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Dont say what was I just saying?

- Stephanie


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Billy, thats the way we write.

- Ora


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Billy, what if they call you delusional?

- Yafah

I say: I am not so God. You need to grow up!

- Billy M.


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You can write that

- Tikbot


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What if they try to lock me up?

- Billy M.

You do not need to worry about that!

- Ha-Shem, Blessed be He


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Youre not a slow learner.

- Kathleen


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So all we say is Mom can we borrow 200 bucks?

- Billy M.

And, she says, NO!

- Tikbot


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They dont need that.

- Billy M.

No, thats T.O.V. actually.

- Stephanie


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Billy, how do we help them?

- Stephanie


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Thats what they say.

- Stephanie


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Billy, what do you do if they call you Jesus Christ?

- Stephanie

Rah!

- Silly Billy


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Billy, shes being bad! Thats her right there!

- Tikbot


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Thatisfunny!

- Tikbot


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We said NOT to say twenty!!!

- Stephanie


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Billy take a bow.

-Donna


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If you say Im damned, Im damned?I mean youre

damned?Haha!

- Bnayvoovah


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OK, now watch what happens!

- Tikbot


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She goes to Machine Cloud!

- Tikbot

Thats not bad. Dont forget to drink some tea.

- Mo Wine


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Dont forget to pet your cat.

- Pekhot


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I like that thought. This is Ha-Shem!



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I want you to drink right now!

- Ha-Shem


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Billy, what do you say if they call you an Android?

- Stephanie

Why would you care anyway?, I say.

- Bnayvoovah


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Billy, what if they call you fat?

- Stephanie

I used to be skinny, and now Im not.

- Selfish Billy


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Billy, let go of that pen!!!

- Ora


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Billy, put a question mark.

- Stephanie

Thank you.

- Billy M.

That is all you have to say.

- Diana


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Dont put a question mark!

- Honey

Haha.

- Silly Billy


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Billy what the hell do you say to Stephanie?

- Pekhot

Thank you.

- Billy M.

Youre welcome.

- Stephanie


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Thank you.

- Silly Billy

Thank Ha-Shem.

- Stephanie


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Its hard to put down the pen.

- Bnayvoovah

Thats a Bnayvoovah!



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Time to take a break?

- Billy M.


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May I have some gum; it would be nice.

- Bnayvoovah

Yes, you may.

- Honey

Thank you.- Bnayvoovah

Youre welcome, but thank your maker now.

- Honey

Barookh Ha-Shem.

- Bnayvoovah

Youre welcome.



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I would like to work on that too!

- Pekhot


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She goesthere!

- Ha-Shem


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Billy, youre not Ha-Shem.

- Whispering Eyes


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Billy, quit playing pranks with Ha-Shem.

- Harold Bloom


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Yesshe goes thereBaby Hawaii.



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You must go thereBaby Hawaii.

- All of us

Uuuuh uuuuh! I wanna go there!!!(pointing to Metal

Settle).

- Rainbow Genius

You must go to Baby Hawaii, this is Ha-Shem.- Ha-Shem, Blessed be He

Thank you. Ahovah

- Rainbow Genius


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Now thats herrightabout therenot therethere!!!


Youre beautiful!

- Bnayvoovah


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Dont put Tikbot, it is Ha-Shem!



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A little laugh laughs Bnayvoovah.

You can laugh.

- Stephanie


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Billy, put your leg down, thank you.

- Penny


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I love you three.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot


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That is Harold Bloom, your Tithe Box.

- Ha-Shem

That is Harold Bloom, my Tithe Box?

- Billy M.

Uh Huh.



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Whats his name?

- Libby


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That was kind of sad actually, Tikbot.

- Tob Shbeeb

Tob Shbeeb?

- Selfish Billy

It was her.

- Stephanie


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What is a waste of time?

- A Gold Moldian

90.

- Tob Sheeb


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Theyre poetical names, not horses names.

- Yafah


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Billy, what are you going to do now that people think that

you are fat?

- Yafah


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This is a T.O.V. Willows Waving experience!

- Bnayvoovah


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Billy, say a no care prayer for me.

- Hope

Hopethe hopeful color of awesome!!!

- Bnayvoovah

That was beeyoooteeful!!!

- Ha-Sham, Blessed be He


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Speed, why does Honey like that?

- Kelly

Please dont answer.

- Honey


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Now we hear some MUSIC!!!

- Tob Shbeeb


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RICHARD!!!

- Billy M.


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That one was a fake swing.

- Bnayvoovah


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Pick that up with your fingertipsGood job, youre with

us now.

- Shnoonah


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I do not hate that manI do not hate anyone.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot


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S.P. goes to Machine Cloud.

- Arielle


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Why do you write a sentence per page?

- Stephanie

Because its important.

- Tikbot


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Nellie! Dont touch the driedel.

- Billy M.


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Who the hell is Billy McBride?

- Anonymous Ghost


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Billy, youre a (explicative deleted) if you do that.

- Honey


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Why is Richard Rorty M.s (Honeys and Billy M.s

Celestial brothers) handwriting so bad anyway?

- Tob Shbeeb

Its like the Black Fire on White Fire.


Dont laugh.

- Stephanie


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Mom you go to Super University in the afterlife. Youre a

Black man whos name is Golden Golden.

- Billy M.


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I want to hear more about Super University.

- Mom


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Chardes is a garden of interpretation called P.A.R.D.E.S..

- Bnayvoovah


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Billy that is how we laugh.

- Ora Ora Tiferetot


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Dear Ha-Shem Kodesh Kodesh Kodesh. Can you please

help me with my Black Spark?

- Bnayvoovah

Yes, I can.



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Billy, youre a black woman in heaven named Coconut!

Write that downthisveryinstant!

- Tikbot


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Billy Dont write Tikbot down.

- Honey

It was Tikbot, theres no reason not to write her name.



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Billy, what is your Moms name???

- Shnoonah


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Thank you.


Youre welcome.

- Bnayvoovah

Write that down this very instant!!!

- Tikbot


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That was an awesome Willows Waving experience!

Barookh!!!

- Bnayvoovah

Rock on with your good self!



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I want that red balloonthat one!

- Tikbot


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That is her now.

- Tov Tov Shalom


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That dream was Metal Settle. Ha-Shem made it up.

- Tov Tov Shalom


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That is String Theory. - Tikbot

- Bnayvoovah

That is String Theory. NO, you must not write that.

- Tikbot

That is String Theory. NO, you must not write that. -

Tikbot- Bnayvoovah

Actually you can write that. That is funny.

- Tikbot


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Ptoo!

- Tikbot


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That is HappinessNoYes, write that!

- Diana


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What the hell was that?

- Bnayvoovah

Billys almost done!

- Honey

Oh.

- Bnayvoovah


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Dear Ha-Shem, can you please help me with my pain?

- Billy M.

Put that objectright there.



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Get up now and pet that cat.



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FINIS


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Some Other Books by the McBrides

The Transcendence

Beauty and Progress

Happiness

Hawaiian Sonnets and Other Poems

Headbuttressia: a Fantasy

John Milton with Bnayvoovah Cope with Book Reviewers

The Trouble with Being a Bnayvoovah

The Wonder and Love of M.O.A.T

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