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What are all the Contra Games?• Contra (NES)• Super C (NES)• Super Contra (SNES)• Contra Hardcorps (GENESIS)• Contra Shattered Soldier (PS2)

Contra - NES

• Lasers rock• The Vile Red Falcon• Two words: Energy Zone• Up Up Down Down Left Right Left

Right B A Start

Why is the Original Contra so Badass?Why is the Original Contra so Badass?

SUPER C - NES

• Four more levels than the arcade• Flamethrower doesn’t suck!• You do 3 backflips while you are

dying… THREE… that’s hardcore!• Aliens

SUPER CONTRA 3 - SNES

• “Let’s Attack Aggressively”• You can shoot two guns at once.

Now that’s badass.• It’s SUPER• HOLY CRAP! The flamethrower!

CONTRA HARCORPS - GENESIS• It’s freaking HARDCORE!• You can play a robot or a Wolf with

a chaingun arm… how hardcore is that?!

• You battle a robot that picks up your train… hot damn!

Contra Shattered Soldier - PS2• You fly on a rocket. I don’t mean

RIDE in a rocket…• You can play as a woman. Hot!• You battle a giant Slug.• You kill your partner from the

previous games… he was always a whiner.

You freaking HANG from it and You freaking HANG from it and fight!!!fight!!!

hard-core also hard·core (härdkôr, -kr)

adj.

•Intensely loyal; die-hard: a hard-core secessionist; a hard-core golfer.

•Stubbornly resistant to improvement or change: hard-core poverty.

•Extremely graphic or explicit: hard-core Action.

Contra’s that suck

• Contra Legacy of war (PS1) - This game is retarded

• The Contra Adventure (PS1) - Sounds like a role playing game… dumb

• Contra Force (NES) - Ugly. Avoid like the plague.

Credits

• Special thanks to…

• Stephen Browning because he’s so freaking sweet.