Why Aj Why?Why Aj Why?

Have you seen this guy?Have you seen this guy?

WASWAS

NowNow

All That is manAll That is man

All that is not manAll that is not man

AwesomenessnessAwesomenessness

• Awesome- Awesome- :: terrific, extraordinary, great, terrific, extraordinary, great,

• Women- Women- Like men but physically less superior, they have Like men but physically less superior, they have vaginas and periods, vaginas and periods, also they are the archenemy of also they are the archenemy of awesomenessnessawesomenessness

• So to remain awesome don’t So to remain awesome don’t spend too much time with womenspend too much time with women

Change….What is it good for?Change….What is it good for?

• Change-to undergo transformation, Change-to undergo transformation, transition, or substitution; to make transition, or substitution; to make radically different radically different

One must wonder why would you change things when everything is One must wonder why would you change things when everything is going great?going great?

Food for thoughtFood for thought

FEAR CHANGE!!!FEAR CHANGE!!!

Things used to be awesomeThings used to be awesome

• You might even say………You might even say………

Lock it UpLock it Up87

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Overall fun Dipping Girls Sportscenter

When Things wereawesome

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YESSS!!!!!YESSS!!!!!

Pre Sheri

100%

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Being Men

Time with sheri notbeing men

NO! God NO! NOOOOOOO!NO! God NO! NOOOOOOO!

Sheri

80%

5%15%

Time with sherinot being men

Being Men

Being menwhen youcheck withsheri first

Don’t you want to see this Don’t you want to see this face?face?

Not this one!Not this one!

Ten worst things to happen. Ten worst things to happen. Ever!Ever!1.1. Aj spit in my faceAj spit in my face

2.2. Michael Jackson diesMichael Jackson dies

3.3. Stubbed my ingrown toenailStubbed my ingrown toenail

4.4. Black peopleBlack people

5.5. Bear attacksBear attacks

6.6. When the lid of my dip went pod and I had to pull overWhen the lid of my dip went pod and I had to pull over

7.7. When tyler brought an Asian friend overWhen tyler brought an Asian friend over

8.8. When aj got a girlfriend and started bailing on brett and the ducks game (up 372 When aj got a girlfriend and started bailing on brett and the ducks game (up 372 spots from 2008)spots from 2008)

9.9. Black people…. AgainBlack people…. Again

10.10. The song “hey there delilah”The song “hey there delilah”

The Figgity FactsThe Figgity Facts

• Fact- Fact- all women are sluts. “except our moms”all women are sluts. “except our moms”

• Fact- Fact- girlfriends suck the fun out of mengirlfriends suck the fun out of men

• Fact- Fact- Dip Rocks! Sex(with different women) Rocks!Dip Rocks! Sex(with different women) Rocks!

• Fact-Fact-Aj miller made iowa’s QB cry. What UPAj miller made iowa’s QB cry. What UP

• Fact-Fact-When I hop up in the club I turn my swag on and say whaats up When I hop up in the club I turn my swag on and say whaats up whats upwhats up

• Fact-Fact-We are missing ducks gamesWe are missing ducks games

• Fact- You need to stop throwing the munster out thereFact- You need to stop throwing the munster out there

• Fact-Fact-Fun, dipping, not hiding your farts, testosterone levels, Fun, dipping, not hiding your farts, testosterone levels, awesomeness, and life rocking, have all gone down latelyawesomeness, and life rocking, have all gone down lately

• Fact-Fact- While,# interacial relationships,# cat owners, sheri’s feelings for While,# interacial relationships,# cat owners, sheri’s feelings for you, you bailing on me, florida’s record, and # of gay people, have all risen you, you bailing on me, florida’s record, and # of gay people, have all risen in the last month and show signs of continued increase unless something is in the last month and show signs of continued increase unless something is changedchanged

Dude!Dude!

Get your shit together!Get your shit together!

TCOBTCOB

OR ELSE!!!!!!OR ELSE!!!!!!

FACE!!!!!!FACE!!!!!!

Key PointsKey Points

• The fun and dip levels need to go up!The fun and dip levels need to go up!

• As well as number of times brett gets As well as number of times brett gets bailed on needs to go downbailed on needs to go down

• Aj needs to pick up the awesomeAj needs to pick up the awesome

• Brett is really bored and put 2 hours Brett is really bored and put 2 hours into thisinto this

Closing thoughsClosing thoughs

All Day Every DayAll Day Every Day

• Cheddar babyCheddar baby