What's Wrong With Those Stupid Mormons

8/3/2019 What's Wrong With Those Stupid Mormons

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Whats Wrong With Those

Stupid Mormons?By Einnor Yarb

Mormons make me sick! Nor only do they say they are

Christians [yeah, right, eh?] but then they go about acting

as if they actually were Christians! I mean, being a

Christian is one thing, but acting like a Christian is

something no sensible person expects of another, right? Imean, even those goody-goody go-to-church-on-Sunday-

Bible-reading-Christians drop the faade sometimes and

behave like normal human beings, right? They sure do, but

those Mormon dont, and thats what makes me sick. I

expect they get up your nose too, right? I thought so!

You and me have seen enough Christians to know thatwhile they are pretty good most of the time, they are not so

fanatical that their religion becomes the core of everything

they do. Jesus knew that Christians were sinners and didnt

ask them to stop sinning. I know you know that, unless

you are one of those Christians that think Jesus meant whet

he said when he told Christians to be perfect just as God is

perfect. But, you dont believe that, right? You havent

fallen for that old piece of religious nonsense, because you

know that Christians are just ordinary people that sin and

bluff their way through the world just like the godless do,

yes?


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No one but a fool expects Christians to be kind and nice to

everyone because it is humanly impossible. Judas was a

Christian and he betrayed his teacher, but thats what

Christians do, right? I mean, well, I suppose you could callme a Christian. I was christened as a baby, went to Sunday

School for a few years, and even read the Bible once. Not

from cover to cover, because I am not a religious fanatic.

But I read part of it. Something in Matthew I think around

Christmas time. It was about some men on camels bringing

gold bullion to a baby and some scented candles. One of

the men was called Frankenstein, but I dont know what the

other names were. Anyway, I read enough to know thatJesus was supposed to be a star and lead Egypt out of

Israel, but it all came to nothing because he got lost when

he was twelve and was not heard from again.

When someone sends me a Xmas card with a star on it I

remember how badly wrong it all went, and I am a bit mad

because Christians refuse to believe the truth about whatswritten in the Bible and how Harrods killed all the babies

but one and he was hidden in Noahs Ark and floated down

the Nile back into Egypt where he built pyramids and set

fire to shrubbery. Then he crossed the desert looking for

King Solomons Mines.

But, you tell that to a Mormon and hell not believe you!

The problem with Mormons is that they take what Jesus

and the Bible says too literally. No true Christian believes

that Jesus wants us to serve each other, bear each others

burdens, and weep for those that mourn. Thats religious

idealism taken too far. Jesus knows we are human and


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makes mistakes and doesnt expect too much of us. Id say

that it someone keeps two or three of the Ten

Commandments, then thats enough for Jesus. It is

probably OK with Jesus if you just keep one, so you can pretty much please yourself which one and youll be a

heaven bound Christian. Mormons talk as if Jesus meant

everything he said and as if the Bible was a book you could

believe in. That shows how out of touch they are with

Christianity today.

My sister married a Mormon and so I know all about them.

They dont follow the Pope, but then a lot of Christiansdont, but Mormons read the Bible too much and too often

for me to trust them. How can you trust someone that

believes a dead man was brought back to life after being

pronounced dead? Mormons believe that. Mormons

havent caught up with Christians today that know Jesus

rising was simply a spiritual thing and not a literal physical

thing. Christians dont believe that dead people live againlike they did in life with the same bodies, but that they float

about someplace out there with no shape, no identities, and

no personalities. A bit like wispy clouds on a summer day.

Mormons believe in a real bodily resurrection, poor fools,

and that show how far away from proper Christianity

Mormons are. Job believed that same thing, but then he

lived in a time when science hadnt set religion right.

Mormons take the Bible literally. When it says God made

the world, then thats what they believe! Unlike proper

Christians, they dont believe that it was simply a cosmic

accident waiting to happen. They have been fooled into


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thinking that God intended to make the world, meant to

make people, and that everything God does or did has a

purposes and that humanity is at the centre of his divine

aspirations. They wont agree with you and all yourworldly-wise and learned pastors that man came out of a

primeval soup that turned to slime and then little animals

were generated by accident and grew over many years to be

the variety of flora and fauna abroad in the world.

Therefore, I have to ask: Whats wrong with those stupid

Mormons?

Mormon Morals belong in the Old Testament and in theNew Testament time of Jesus and the apostles. Mormons

dont cheat, lie, backbite, gossip, or curse. In fact, they

dont do all the things that normal Christians do. And why

dont they? Because of their primitive unscientific belief in

the Bible as Gods word.

Mormons are so out of touch that they teach chastity,honesty, integrity, straight dealing, and in giving value for

money. Theyll never get anywhere thinking and behaving

like that. Leastways not into heaven.

Every preacher worth his salt will tell you that if mass

murderers like Hitler ask for forgiveness on their death

beds and accept Jesus with their dying breath that all their

sins are forgiven and they get into heaven with the white

robe, the golden crown, the harp and everything the best

saints of history will get for their suffering for Christ.

Thats all you have to do, confess Jesus and then you can

go on living the life of Satan himself but you are saved


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when you die.

Whats wrong with Mormons that they cant see that? Why

do they have to complicate religion by bringing God andJesus into it? Just because Jesus said if you dont DO the

will of the Father then you wont get into heaven, Mormons

believe Jesus. But listen to the evangelists on TV and

theyll tell you that all you have to do it believe and your

saved once and for all no matter what kind of life you live

after that! Once saved always saved, and dont worry

about the straight and narrow or building your house on the

sands. Jesus wasnt always right!

Dont get me wrong. Mormons are nice folk that go

without food to feed the poor. Well, that kind of thing was

alright in Jesus days when there were poor people around.

But today, well, just look at your neighbours and none of

them is starving, right? Who do Mormons think theyre

kidding?

Mormons should be thankful that real Christians ignore

them. There were times when their fellow Christians

couldnt stand Mormons and so they lied about them, raped

them, beat them, killed them, and stole from them, driving

them out of one place after anogther just to keep

Christianity pure. It was the fault of the Mormon. Their

fellow Christians would have left them alone if Mormons

hadnt gone on about worshipping God as Christians did in

the Bible. Nobody wants to go back to those days when

saints were tortured and martyred by pagans for being

Christians. Even the days when Christians rose up against


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other Christians with swords and pistols to murder them for

the good of their souls have mostly disappeared. Mormons

are lucky about that, for if that same spirit was still around

then concerned Christians and other murderous clubswould fill pages and pages of Facebooks with outrageous

lies about Mormons to generate hatred from other

Christians. Some of these haters would even pretend to be

Mormons, such a stake president, missionary elders, and

the like because although Christianity has lost its old

spiritual power, and much of its righteous content, it is still

a force for violence and hatred and they would attack those

Mormon mercilessly, because thats what they do best.

You can put a white shirt on a black-shirted Nazi but hes

still a Nazi. You can put a surplice on a Mormon hater but

he and she are still Mormon haters, and it is these haters

that set the standards for millions of Christians to go after

Mormons. I dont know why Mormons dont see the light

and abandon their faith so they can have easier lives. Theymust be stupid because no one would put up with that much

persecution for years and years and be hated, reviled, and

spat upon, even murdered, if the had any sense.

Jesus was just as stupid as Mormons are. He was

persecuted, lied about, and beaten up by the religious of his

day just as Mormons are by todays Christians. But neither

Jesus nor Mormons have the wit to call it quits and run and

hide. Some say that Jesus courted death because he

believed he had to die to save mankind from themselves. I

suppose Mormons have the same idea as Jesus and that is

whey they wont simply fade into the dark and disappear.


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Like Jesus must have done, I suspect that Mormons take

drugs so they can smile at those that revile them and speak

evil of them without raising their hands to strike theirmalefactors. I have heard Mormons bless those that rail

against them and despitefully use them, and they say that

Jesus did the same. I have to ask why Mormon must go to

such extremes to be like Jesus when other Christians dont

seem to take the time or trouble to be Christlike?

I tell you there is something wrong with someone whose

religious faith leads them to martyrdom and suffering whenit would all be over if they would abandon their principles

like Judas and other Christians that have turned traitor and

while keeping the name Christian have dropped all

pretence of following him. Whats wrong with these stupid

Mormons?

Dont they know that Christianity of the kind Jesus taughthas had its day? Dont they see the signs all around them?

Dont they hear the haters mocking them and telling them

they are too Christlike and are trying too hard to keep

Gods commandments when the rest of the Christian world

has dropped the commandments as if they were hot

potatoes?

Ill never understand Mormon as long as I live. But then, I

dont understand that Jesus fellow either!

Just think what the world would be like if all Christians

started acting like Mormons! Just think what the world


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would be like if Mormon Christian values were to hit

politics and politicians always spoke the truth. Why,

nowadays we know that politicians tell lies. We rather

expect that of them. But, if Mormons go into politics hellalways tell the truth no matter what it costs him in votes,

and then where will we be? Its better to know you cant

trust a politician than it is to have them stand up and start

telling the truth all over the place. Those Mormons have a

lot to answer for.

Did you know and Ill bet you didnt that Mormons

teach their children to love God and Jesus? They do! Theyalso teach them to love each other and to honour their

parents. Can you imagine what a mess the world would be

in if everybody did that?

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