What we know about ourselves and remember is not as decisiveto our life's happiness as it is believed to be. One day, what othersknow (or think they know) about us assails us – and then we realizethat that is more powerful. It is easier to deal with a bad consciencethan a bad reputation.

::Nietzsche

What shall we call our son so he does not get the shit kicked out ofhim at school? We shall call him Englebert Humperdink! Yes, that'llwork.

::Eddie Izzard

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The Oxford Essential Dictionary

conscience: moral sense of right and wrong

The Oxford Essential Dictionary

conscience: moral sense of right and wrong

Various Nobel-inspired services.

Your own Nobel team:

Your own Nobel team:

..brilliant scientist

Your own Nobel team:

..brilliant scientist

..eccentric midget-genius

Your own Nobel team:

..brilliant scientist

..eccentric midget-genius

..saboteur

Your own Nobel team:

..brilliant scientist

..eccentric midget-genius

..saboteur

..your choice highly commercial figurehead

Your own Nobel team:

..brilliant scientist

..eccentric midget-genius

..saboteur

..your choice highly commercial figurehead

..life-sized blow-up Antonio Banderas love doll

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If your team should question your methods:

“Shut the fuck up and get back to work,you vacuous coffee-nosed malodorous pervert.”

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