What did the stamp say to the envelope? What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine¢â‚¬â„¢s Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope? What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine¢â‚¬â„¢s Day?

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  • What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?

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    You can count on me.

    What kind of flowers should you NEVER give on Valentine’s Day?

    Cauliflower

    What do you call two birds in love?

    Tweethearts!

    ' True Love10 Cupid’s Way Love Town, USA

    What did the stamp say to the envelope?

    I’m STU

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    on y ou!

    What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?

    Owl be yours!

    What do you call

    a small Valentine?

    AValentiny!

    What do farmers give their wives

    on Valentine’s Day?

    Hogs & Kisses!

    What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?

    I’m nuts about you!

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