ARIESMarch 21 – April 20

Energetic and impulsive, they reach conclusions swiftly; they are quick-witted and grasp many facts in a short time. An Arian is a power house of restless energy that must be channeled effectively if it isn’t to become self destructive.

Home: Arians need a space in which to let off steam and a place where they can be in command. The way their home looks matters not, but rather what matters is who they share with it and how much respect they receive.

Clothes: usually, Arians wear whatever is nearest to you in the morning. When they dress up, they choose clothes that will have an instant impact.

Food: They like spicy things and things that require little effort to prepare.

Jobs: adventurer, surgeon, campaign manager, chimney sweep, race car driver, politician

Love: Arians may get misty eyed in love, but are down to earth about sex.

Compatible signs: Gemini, leo, sagittarius, aquariusIncompatible Signs: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

TaurusApril 21 – May 21

Tenacious, discriminating, and diligent, Taureans know what they want and won’t stop until they get it. They are very earthy and acquisitive. They love to collect things and find a great sense of security in possessions. Taureans are loyal, consistent, and blessed with a powerful ability to inspire others to reach new heights.

Home: Look for places that will house all of their beautiful possessions.

Clothes: Taurus rules the throat, so neck accessories are a must. Taureans know how to dress immaculately, but choose smart muted clothes.

Food: You like to savor your meals and have an insatiable appetite for fine cuisine.

Money: You have the potential, as part of a strong, successful team, to generate lots of wealth, to rise in status, to become more secure, and to see difficult projects through to successful conclusions.

Jobs: actor, art collector, baker, cattle breeder, dancer, farmer, musician, nurse, yodeler

Love: Taureans are rather possessive. They cherish the things they own, but sometimes they mistakenly think they own another person.

Compatible signs: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, PiscesIncompatible signs: Gemini, Libra, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Aries

GeminiMay 22 – June 22

Geminis love a good debate, they care more for the process of persuasion rather than the outcome. They suffer

from intermittent dark moods, when they don’t want to talk to anyone about anything; luckily these are never long lasting. You can tell them anything with out them thinking your crazy, and they say outlandish things themselves. They prefer thoughts to feelings, they tend to rationalize everything.

Home: a Gemini’s home needn’t be palatial but it must have plenty of interesting things to look at and fiddle with. Geminis can’t stand sitting around in boredom.

Clothes: no matter how smartly a Gemini tries to dress, there’s always something out of place or over the top. Subtlety isn’t their strong point.

Food: variety is the spice of life for every Gemini, and this is especially true when it comes to food.

Money: The Gemini tends to try to put a little into many investments, but is wise enough to keep themselves afloat among their many ventures.

Jobs: bicycle maker, bookseller, broker, bus driver, journalist, pollster, telephone salesman, typist, weather forecaster, writer.

Love: They simply want to talk and someone to listen to, classical romance need not apply. There’s a very low boredom threshold in every Gemini, they hate to be stuck in a rut.

Compatible signs: leo, libra, aquarius, ariesIncompatible signs: cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Taurus

CancerJune 23 – July 23

Cancerians are the zodiacs most sensitive souls, they want nothing more in life other than to make others happy. They are never happier when pleasing others and never sadder than when they fear they have

inadvertently caused hurt. Having a Cancerian for a friend warrants great gain. Home: you can recognize a Cancerian home as soon as you’ve walked into it. It’s soft, homely, and womblike. Once your visitors get settled in, they never want to leave.

Clothes: Cancerians like clothes that make them feel safe. Even those who dress glamorously will have one regular item with which they feel naked without.

Food: the stomach is ruled by cancer, which is why Cancerians enjoy comfort foods the most.

Money: Cancerians will always be able to make more of their potential, provided they can overcome their ingrained resistance to the notion of the radical change of direction.

Jobs: baker, builder, caretaker, dairymaid, gynecologist, innkeeper, nurse, laundry person.

Love: Cancerians will go to any length to keep a unity together, but when their patience snaps, the relationship is dead. Sensuality is very important to them.

Compatible signs: Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, TaurusIncompatible signs: Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Aries, Gemini

LeoJuly 24 – August 24

No matter what misfortune may befall them, Leos always maintain faith in humanity and trust in life’s hidden magic. By burning these two inner flames, Leos cannot help but bring light and warmth to the lives of others.

They love to be admired, and cannot mask their emotions.

Home: somehow, the finest things in life always find their way into a Leo’s lifestyle. But Leos love to share the best of everything with those they care for.

Clothes: without exception, Leos dress as if they were playing a part in a play. Most like to be bright and glamorous, all think about their appearance.

Food: food, for a Leo should be spice, colorful and expensive. Leo’s aren’t greedy, but they can’t resist a tasty delicacy.

Money: Leos often find their domestic and luxury bills growing, while attempting to cover the cost of necessities can leave them short of cash.

Jobs: actor, athlete, circus ringmaster, dancer, film star, monarch, jeweler, matchmaker, pop singer, usher

Love: To win a Leo’s love, you must first win their respect. Leo’s love admiration, but aren’t interested in someone who fawns on them.

Compatible signs: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, LibraIncompatible signs: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn. Pisces, Taurus, cancer

VirgoAugust 24 – September 23

Virgos have tremendous timing and impeccable insight, unfortunately, they also posses a scathing self doubt.. They often feel intimidated by their self doubts. Virgos are social, amendable, and helpful people no matter who they are with.

Home: Virgos are not obsessively tidy, but they do like to arrange things in an organized fashion.

Clothes: even scruffy Virgos will have carefully chosen they’re clothes for a specific effect.

Food: What a Virgo eats depends on their mood, they’ll often go to great lengths to get what they want.

Money: Virgos dissect their fears and problems with close analysis, they do this with opportunities as well. They are very cautious with money.

Jobs: accountant, animal trainer, butler, chicken breeder, grocer, librarian, microbiologist, osteopath, piano tuner, teacher, vet

Love: Virgos are very introverted, it take a lot to bring them out of their shells. They are impervious to flattery.

Compatible signs: Capricorn, Cancer, Taurus, ScorpioIncompatible signs: Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Aries, Gemini, Leo

LibraSeptember 24 – October 23

Libras weigh intellect against intuition. In doing so, Librans are often obliged to make choices few people can understand. They tend to have eternal grace and good humor.

Home: Librans love to entertain people in their homes. A Librans home may be humble, but it is always graceful.

Clothes: Librans have excellent taste in most things, but fail to apply that to their appearance. They tend to find a successful fashion and stick with it, for years.

Food: Librans are fussy about décor, they tend to care more about the tablecloths than the food when they eat out!

Money: Librans hate to be given orders, so they often find themselves in positions of power.

Jobs: artist, beautician, dramatist, dressmaker, florist, golfer, lawyer, milliner, pianist, receptionist, sales person, tailor, union leader

Love: A Librans smile can melt even the iciest hearts. A Libran should concentrate on the here and now, with a partner, thinking too much about the future can sour relationships.

Compatible signs: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, AquariusIncompatible signs: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo

ScorpioOctober 24 – November 22

Scorpios are blessed with sharp minds, sharper instincts and still sharper tongues. They are determined and direct, and are very careful about who they let get close to them. Scorpios are in awe of their own powers and desires and hate to be criticized for them.

Home: Scorpios are very particular about their homes and cannot tolerate an abrasive abode.

Clothes: Scorpios know how to dress to kill, but they like to wear outfits with a subtle dramatic effect.

Food: Scorpios like food with sharp, distinct flavor. They tend to prefer savory dished to sweet.

Money: Scorpios have a talent for making money and a certain skill for spending it as well.

Jobs: aircraft designer, dentist, environmentalist, healer, lumberjack, psychiatrist, satirist, sex therapist, spy, surgeon, tanner

Love: It takes a long time for scorpios to put their trust in somebody, but it becomes an unshakable loyalty.

Compatible signs: Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, VirgoIncompatible signs: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra

SagittariusNovember 23 – December 21

The Sagittarius quests for spiritual enlightenment. They’re game for anything and full of wild ideas. They love the spur of the moment and feel trapped by standing commitment. They have irrepressible optimism.

Home: Sagittarians will happily live in the strangest of places, or at the very least make a normal home wacky.

Clothes: Sagittarians are notorious for wearing anything they have at hand, but if there’s an occasion worth dressing up for, they out shine everyone.

Food: Sagittarians are always hungry. Luckily, they’re nervous energy burns all those excess calories. They tend to eat very quickly.

Money: No amount is ever enough for a Sagittarian, they have a hearty appetite for money as well as cuisine.

Jobs: announcer, broadcaster, humorist, inventor, judge, preacher, safari leader, tour guide, professor, writer

Love: They find it impossible to play it cool. Loyalty means everything to them. They give their whole hearts to those they trust, and expect similar dedication in return.

Compatible signs: Aquarius, lLbra, Leo AriesIncompatible signs: Capricorn, Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio

CapricornDecember 22 – January 20

These people get down to it and tackle any task in front of them, they rarely crumble. They tend to oppress emotion. They’re good listeners, although they are often full of volatile fears. They quest is to treasure the history and to measure the mystery of the passing hours.

Home: Capricorns like their homes to be safe places, in every sense of the word.

Clothes: Capricorns dress as they speak. They like functional, practical clothes and have little interest in frills for finery.

Food: Capricorns prefer plain, wholesome cooking. They are rarely impressed by fancy cuisine or expensively presented food.

Money: they are efficient, organized and diligent, and able to earn money in a variety of ways.

Jobs: architect, builder, clockmaker, gardener. Leather worker, manicurist, plasterer, prison officer, restoration worker, vocational counselor

Love: Capricorns have no time for the trappings of romance. But if they really care for you, they’ll show it in a genuine, endearing way.

Compatible signs: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, PiscesIncompatible signs: Aquarius, Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius

AquariusJanuary 21 – February 19

Aquarians tend to be aloof know-it-alls but they are also generous, considerate, and unpredictable. There’s never a dull moment with them. They love knowledge, thought, philosophy, and intellect. They’re very passionate, but not overly emotional.

Home: Aquarians homes are museums of self expression. They love extraordinary homes, ones with quirk and spice.

Clothes: They can be outrageous, but tend to stick to a formula for normal days. Watch out when they’re dressed for an event though!

Food: Aquarians love to experiment with new recipes and dishes. How these actually taste is of secondary importance to their potential value as a talking point.

Money: money is a sixth sense to the Aquarian, they have very good money making abilities. But their generosity and compassion can get the better of them.

Jobs: actor, art dealer, campaigner, computer consultant, faith healer, designer, mechanic, psychotherapist, social worker, telecommunications worker.

Love: Aquarians are very confident in knowledge, not so much in emotion. They tend to be charming and seductive.

Compatible signs: Aries, Gemini, Libra, SagittariusIncompatible signs: Pisces, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

PiscesFebruary 20 – March 20

Pisces seem to have radar that allows them to see the truth in peoples deceptions. They prefer human warmth over material gain, but their handicap is an overactive imagination. They often use artistic outlets to express emotions they themselves may not even understand.

Home: there’s a chameleon like quality to the Pisces. The usually manage to blend in with their surroundings, not matter how much they may change.

Clothes: Pisces like to wear clothes that emphasize their romantic or idealistic aspirations. They can get away with very flamboyant or provocative clothing.

Food: Pisces like abundant, exotic dishes that they can discover and savor.

Money: matters of money are far too dry and logical for a pisces to care to pay much attention to.

Jobs: artist, bartender, charity worker, dancer, film director, impressionist, photographer, plumber, poet, private eye, sailor, spy

Love: Piscean fantasies make jenna jamesson look prude, there is seldom a dull moment in a relationship with a Pisces. They don’t do well with long term monogamy.

Compatible signs: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, CapricornIncompatible signs: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra Sagittarius, Aquarius

Submitted by Laura Ward, Resident Assistant, Colorado State University