RECORDMISSOURI BOYS STATE

VOLUME 72, NUMBER 5 • THURSDAY, JUNE 16, 2011 • MISSOURI BOYS STATE’S FINEST NEWS SOURCE

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BY RYAN LASTERBOONE CITY

The ultimate prize for a city, the final boasting point: Model City. Many cities are putting everything they’ve got into winning this award. But what exactly are the requirements? What does a city need to do to stand out?

The official hand out on MBS’s Model City award out-lines a few requirements that are needed for a city to win. These include high test scores in the School of Instruction, activity in the court system, media and participation and appropriate behavior in assem-blies. Along with those few, athletic scores and how the city budget is spent are also under consideration when picking the winner.

After talking to a few of the cities mayors and the citizens here at Boys State, a few clear opinions came to the forefront.

Andrew Pepper of Crowder City focused on the tourist attraction aspect of cities and has been making sure everyone knows about their South Side Crowder area. They’re capi-talizing their large amount of space and using it to house the Supreme Court. Making sure the education is fully utilized; the mayor has set up study hall for those in more difficult classes. They also have appoint-ed two inspectors to check the rooms in the morning, ensuring that their run of mostly threes

in the bed check race continues.Joe Collum of Duggan City

was kind enough to answer a few questions about his city. Duggan City is completely focused on bringing the com-munity together. One of the things he’s most proud of is the fact that there aren’t really too many large scale law break-ers in his city. Of course there are fines that are collected for smaller laws and city ordinanc-es that are broken, but for the most part they’re planning on winning due to their peaceful community and beautiful parks that are being constructed.

Scott Corn from Boone City was proud of the fact that his city participated well in assem-blies, and had even had the fact that they were adhering to MBS laws. He has created jobs for everyone in his city by cre-ating new committees that had a specific focus on winning the award. He virtually eliminated unemployment in Boone City by creating a Parks and Rec-reation Committee as well as a Beautification Committee. Confidently ending the inter-view, Corn hoarsely screamed “Click, click BOONE!”

No matter who was asked, citywide activity is a key part in all the mayor’s plans. Involv-ing everyone in the project has been on everyone’s mind; it’s just up to the mayor to figure out how to incorporate every-one into a position that they can enjoy and entirely commit-ted to.

Model city competition heats up

State prepares for general election

Rogers, Khalil debate in race for MBS governor

VOTE FEDERALISTI I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

David Rogers responds to a question from the panel of media managers yesterday afternoon.

Federalist candidates: John Hogan, Lieutenant Governor; Jerad Fisher, State Auditor; David Rogers, Governor; Matthew Wright, State Treasurer; Ryan Tate, Attorney General; Leo Van Deuren, Secretary of State.

Nationalist candidates: Michael Anthony Heath, State Auditor; Mario Khalil, Governor; Jeremy Dorrell, Lieutenant Governor; Jonathan Shumaker, State Treasurer; Tanner Bone, Secretary of State;Claude Ruboneka, Attorney General.

BY RYAN SAUNDERSLEWIS CITY

The citizens of Boys State descended upon Hendricks Hall to witness the gubernatorial debate between the two can-didates for the office of gover-nor; David Rogers, representing the Federalist party, and Mario Khalil for the Nationalist party.

Right off the bat, both candi-dates stated their qualifications that emphasize them as capable considerations for the office of chief executive of MBS.

Khalil spoke first, offer-ing his stance on issues such as allowing grants for small businesses and more lenience on cell phone use during meal-times. He spoke in a focused, sophisticated style and empha-sized his straightforward style in responding to his constitu-

ency. Rogers offered his open-ing statement next, listing his qualifications as a strong sense of moral standards and sense of integrity in his views on leader-ship.

Numerous questions were posed to the candidates con-cerning their position on issues, such as cell phone use, taxes and core values outside the realm of MBS politics.

Despite sharing views on nearly every issue proposed, each candidate projected their input in totally unique ways. Each candidate believes in cleaner alternative methods of energy, restructuring the daily schedule to allow more time in between each activity, and bipartisan policy-making.

The audience played a major role in expressing their approval or condemnation of several top-ics. Several voices were heard

when the contentious matter of gay marriage and each can-didate attempted to respond to accommodate the very conflict-ing views shared by the MBS population as a whole.

When asked on their views on the legalization of gay mar-riage, Rogers responded in a manner similar to former U.S. Sen. Danforth the night before. He stated that despite his per-sonal disagreement with the act, Rogers believes it should remain outside the world of government policy and within the social agenda instead. Khalil responded very similarly, how-ever, by stating his tolerance of civil unions for financial pur-poses.

Each contender expressed his views in forthright terms and re-emphasized the qualities that make them the best choice for the vote.

BY MATTHEW HUGHES AND SAM EAMES AND CAMERON CLOGSTON LEWIS CITY AND ALCORN CITY AND PERSHING CITY

Last evening, the party chair-men of the Nationalist and Federalist parties came togeth-er to host the first joint party caucus at Missouri Boys State. Kicking off the festivities were the Supreme Court justices, who made their cases for retention. The main event con-sisted of the Nationalist and Federalist state government candidates giving speeches in Hendricks Hall. The debate acted as a precursor to today’s vote, with the crowd voicing its support for their favorite can-didates.

The seating arrangement was dictated by parties rather than cities. During the stand-ing ovations this division became noticeable, with half of the auditorium standing for their party’s representa-tive. The seating arrange-ment served as a reminder that while the parties agree on many issues, there are some clear differences in what they are focusing on.

The Nationalist party has made veteran benefits one of its focal points. While the Fed-eralists have not incorporated this initiative into their plat-form, they still remain com-mitted to supporting veterans.

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BY DAKOTTA HAGARCLARK CITY

I have personally experienced injury at Missouri Boys State and I know for a fact that MBS does an incredible job of catering to injured citi-zens. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of those who were involved in helping me get to the hospital and on the road to rehabilita-tion.

My experience was full of pain as you can prob-ably assume but it was made incredibly comfortable for the circumstances. I was treated by an amazing trainer at the site of the injury. Her assistance was phenomenal so I would very much like thank her, and I am sorry that I seem to have forgotten her name. From there assistance was furthered by a wide range of people.

Noah Lennon I would like to specifically thank you for helping me with the two hour

expedition on health better-ment. I enjoyed our conver-sations in the waiting rooms and having you as a literal shoulder to lean on. Noah was an amazing person going above what I had ever expect-ed of anyone. The hospital also took great care of me.

The hospital was amaz-ingly understanding of the MBS situation. Every employee that I saw knew of the program and mentioned how much they appreciated the program and recognized MBS’s prestige.

Overall the entire staff including my Clark City c ouns e lors have b e en extremely accommodating making sure that everything I could ever need is provided. Finally I would like to thank my fellow Clark City citizens for opening doors and being thoughtful, in addition to being extremely understand-ing. Thank you all for your assistance.

Thank you, MBS

BY LOGAN HOLLINGERPERSHING CITY

So it seems that our system of representative democracy is not merely slow, but entirely constipated. Heated debates over Governor Sweets’ bud-get for the coming year have caused the House and Senate to grind to a halt. Shutdown looms on the horizon.

I’m no fan of politics. I’m an essayist, and like most writers I couldn’t give a slap about anything else. From what I can see, both Feder-alist and Nationalist Party platforms dissolved murkily in water to a single sentence: “I disagree with it because it

wasn’t my idea!”This makes me sad. I love

our state and our country. Party politics are tearing us apart when there are so many things we must present a united front against:

Terrorists, war, incurable diseases, hurricanes, tsuna-mis, spinach, France, mad cow disease, medicine, social security, cancer...

Things fall apart; the cen-ter cannot hold. Here at MBS, party politics can ruin us. If we can’t pull together, we may as well start packing.

We have a problem. We need a solution.

Eh, maybe later.

Letter to the editorPolitics are ruinous

Standard MBS candidate speech

Cartoon by Ryan Saunders

BY CAMERON CLOGSTONPERSHING CITY

As I entered into the Halls of Justice, I was confronted by a madhouse. So many law-yers! I followed my judge through the legal gauntlet to the courtroom.

Entering the room, I said: “I have press credentials, I’m allowed in here!” The High-way Patrolman nodded, offering me a seat. I gladly took it but could not hear the whis-pered conversation in the room.

From across the divide, I heard a case starting. Quickly, I transferred myself to the courtroom. “Is this the flag case?” I asked. “I’m the press!”

I sat down to watch, but they changed the venue just as fast! Confused, I once again entered into the mad hallway. While I tried my best to escape the Halls, I glimpsed a friend!

“Hey!” I called out. “Where are you going?”

He told me: “I am being prosecuted for loitering. Where is Duggan’s courtroom?”

As I myself was unaware, we set out to search for this lost court. We ascended a staircase and entered into Duggan.

“It must be down the hall,” he said. As I was a tourist in the city, I followed his lead. After passing through the doors, he raised his fist in the air, as did I.

A thought crossed my mind: Maybe the American Dream will be in the courtroom! I eagerly entered, wanting to see my friend’s trial.

But I was soon overcome by shock. What a mistrial it was! I watched in horror as the witnesses were lead and citizens shouted out comments. The whole trial became a mockery of justice!

And yet, my friend was found not guilty of loitering. We exited the room saying goodbyes and good lucks, and departed. I said: “I’ll see you around.” He did not reply.

Now I have the American Dream stuck

in my heart. I know that it is here, and I plan on finding it. You know, I had a vision in my sleep, a vision that showed me the universe. I saw everything and nothing in the world. But I couldn’t see the American Dream.

I woke up knowing what I saw. “It’s changed,” I thought. “The American Dream has become something new entirely!”

And as I sit in my room writing this article, I find the resolve to discover the American Dream, wherever it may be: In the courtrooms, in the cafeteria, or even in my books of poetry!

So I once again have hope for us all. Somewhere I this forsaken world there lies a boy who dreams an American Nightmare when he doesn’t know the Dream. I know that it is real! The Dream is all of ours, and we must reclaim it.

“Something more is here,” I thought. “I must find the American Dream!”

Creative writingA strange puberty of the American dream

BY AVERY SMITHBOONE CITY

Tuesday’s Federalist State Cau-cus was filled with the speech-es of dozens of candidates bravely vying for office. One after another, nervous Missouri Boys State citizens gripped the

microphone and fought to con-vince their fellow Federalists of their qualifications for any par-ticular office. Candidates who delivered confident and pur-poseful speeches reveled in the vocal support of the audience, but those without sufficient charisma handed off the mic to

open jeers and discussions of the candidate’s worthiness.

It seemed the nature of MBS had evolved overnight. Politics in this play society was no lon-ger a friendly social experiment; it had morphed into a seri-ous business. The considerable power and prestige of such high

offices changed had the nature of such races, and it seemed as if the citizens were already imag-ining themselves as professional politicians.

The opinions I overheard seemed to be steeped in self-importance, kids playing the

MBS politics no longer a friendly social experiment

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role of mature adults seriously analyzing every single move of the individuals on stage. But the fault was not the audi-ence’s alone. Just as guilty were the arrogant individuals who walked the stage with a feigned cool and acted as if they were superior to the other candidates.

It was interesting to observe how the new swagger of the candidates contrasted Saturday afternoon’s nervous friendli-ness, and this change bothered me. Had the hopefuls forgotten the true purpose of this great program; to learn how to inter-

act to build a better society? And had they forgotten that this program was nothing more than a simulation?

And then Tuesday night, the great public servant John Dan-forth spoke. As he walked out on stage he carried with him an aura of confidence without arrogance, and his actions and words did not claim superior-ity. Near the end of his time on stage he made a very relevant and powerful statement, “None of us has the monopoly on truth.”

This was not only relevant to the politics of this country;

it was relevant to the politics of this pretend state. His statement is as true for the powerful sena-tors of the great United States as it is to the insignificant office-holders of this beloved program of democracy, and it remains true for every person inhabiting our world.

This humility may be the best lesson Boys State has to offer for those of us too seri-ously involved in this “game”; the humble understanding of both our insignificance and our potential, and a respect for oth-ers.

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BY CAMERON CLOGSTONPERSHING CITY

“Meeting adjourned!’ the mayor yelled. “Now go to bed!”

Together as one, we rushed to bed. Nothing could have stopped us; we stayed on the left side of the road. I found myself gravitating towards the end of the hallway.

“What is going on here?” I

asked.“I’m evicting myself to

make this room the city jail,” the police chief said. “I have to move out.”

I started wondering why our police should be punished for criminals! Having come to no conclusion, I returned to my room. It was just me that time.

Then I started thinking about you. This is all about you. Every ordinance, every business,

and every newspaper exists for you! In the end, I do not matter. I may not even exist!

Even if this is all some wick-ed American Nightmare, know this: You are real!

This article is not about Boys State. This article is not about Nationalists or Federal-ists. This article is not about me! This article is about perestroika (restructuring). This article is all about you.

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Perestroika!

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Michael Bersin discusses his contributions to the Show Me Progress blog during Schools of Instruction.

BY BRIAN FLAMMANGPERSHING CITY

Michael Bersin spoke on Tues-day to students of the journal-ism school. Bersin spoke about Show Me Progress, a blog that he writes for, which strives to make political information available to the public. Show Me Progress helps people to stay up to date with the politi-cal and governmental work-ings of the state of Missouri.

Bersin has covered stories at Missouri Boys State on the website such as the presenta-tions by Gov. Jay Nixon and the State Treasurer Mark Zwe-ifel.

Giving an inside glance at the world of blogging to many of the students, Bersin men-tioned that he did not receive pay for his contributions but rather participated out of his own avid interest in politics.

He also mentioned that he is only blogger on Show Me

Progress that does not use a pen name for his works. He told citizens that it can be a very risky thing to write using your real name, especially in the field that he is involved with. Many writers, he says, have received violent mes-sages in the past for what they have written. Michael Bersin, however, shows that he is very proud of his work and will continue to blog with confi-dence.

Blogger challenges role of ‘old’ media

BY ANTHONY RUELASCROWDER CITY

In a state of brotherly love, in a state of good citizenship, Crowder City continues to stand alone in the struggle to save itself. The anarchy is con-tinuing its exponential growth, crime is at an all time high and law and order is slowly fading away, becoming just a distant memory. For many, the struggle is appealing due to the radi-cal sense of freedom. For oth-ers, the chaos is menacing and counterproductive to societal ingenuity. It truly is a tug-of-war between justice and corruption.

Life in South Crowder is overwhelmingly chaotic and disorderly. On Tuesday night, there was an apparent double

homicide that had occurred roughly between 11:30 p.m-12:00 a.m. Though curfew was at approximately 10:30 for Crowder City, residents con-firmed that people continue to roam the streets late at night, as there are no police to enforce the law. Local residents were questioned for any information, but they did not give any infor-mation to the police. Police sus-pect the residents did not speak up because of the fear of the gangs present in South Crowder.

New trends have swept through South Crowder, push-ing the whole city into further decline. Early on, Drake Yokom founded Ph.D Ink, a manufac-turing company that manu-factures all kinds of products in high demand. Recently, the

production of faux weapons, mainly hand held faux weap-ons, had skyrocketed for Yokom. Business for Ph.D Ink had accelerated since this new trend had occurred, but for South Crowder residents, crime con-tinued to be on the rise. When asked about the violence, Yokom simply stated, “It’s a good thing because with more [faux] weap-ons, there can be a safer envi-ronment and people can have more protection for themselves.”

On top of the high rate of possession of weapons, con-sumption of drugs is on the rise. A new “drug” has swept through this district, commonly known as “Crowder Powder,” a mixture of PowerAde and sugar. The drug is simply eaten, and con-sumption of the drug has con-

tributed heavily to the poverty rate.

On the other side of town, in the suburbs of Northern Crowder, the population has slowly dwindled and residents of this area are also afraid of the influence of South Crowder City. Kenny Zesso-Hoerni, a city attorney of North Crowder City stated, “Sometimes I’m afraid to even get near the boundaries of the South Crowder district.

The struggle in Crowder City seems to have no end, however its influence continues to grow as more and more people from various cities visit out of curios-ity. The question still remains: what will become of Crowder City?

Suspected ‘homicide’ in South Crowder highlights urban inequality

Crowder City detectives inspect the crime scene yesterday.

Social injustice on display

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ALCORN CITYBY SAM EAMES ANDSHANE MCCARLEY

As the hustle and bustle of Mis-souri Boys State continues, Alcorn has started to develop economically. Many businesses have already begun function-ing or will by the middle of the week. Some of these include an ironing business, a tattoo parlor and a county-wide casino.

Gambling has become big business in Alcorn City, with the local casino making over $400 BSB in its first hour of opera-tion. Daniel McCrurry, one of the casino owners, attributes their success to the casino’s primary card game, blackjack. While individuals have a bet-ter chance of making money in blackjack than they would in poker, the house is at almost no risk of losing money.

Not only are businesses popping up across the city, but many government buildings have shown up as well, such as a city jail, a municipal court, a city hall and a city park.

In other news, city ordi-nances were established and put in to effect on Tuesday night. Ordinances like outlawing lock-ing adjacent bathroom went over well, but there were a few controversies. One of Alcorn City’s ordinances dictates that a fine will be given to anyone seen wearing Kansas Jayhawks apparel.

Alcorn City citizens have found themselves bonding with fellow citizens after the first few days of MBS. The city has found a more efficient way to “take care of business” and allow input and questions during city and county meetings.

BOONE CITYBY RYAN MCFALL

New “Booner” passes were issued yesterday, allowing visi-

tors from different cities to gain admission for the rest of the week for just a few Boys State Bucks. Mayor Scott Corn believes these passes will wel-come other citizens to the city and promote the growth of small businesses. Beginning businesses were booked with appointments today. One com-pany, Smith’s Signatures, a tattoo and sign store owned and oper-ated by Avery Smith, received a nice welcome from Boone citizens looking for affordable, enjoyable tattoos.

Visitors are learning that coming to Boone City may require a yell or two. There are two new intersections where city ordinance requires one to stop and yell a chant before proceeding. Those who do not abide by the rule will be in dan-ger of being fined. Also, Jewell Construction Incorporated has been at work on the city high-way and placed a section under caution where slower speeds are required. This business has also created a city sign, now hanging by the south entrance to the city.

Recently, there have been some cases of visitors being fined for not following the city ordinances. It is requested that incoming citizens read the post-ed city ordinances before enter-ing to be aware of the actions they must follow.

Citizens on the ballot for the state-wide primary election have been hard at work at estab-lishing their name in the state. As a result, Luis Cuellar’s sign business has started well, mak-ing signs for those in elections or just making signs for the city.

Keith’s Kasino is now open for business. In Keith’s Kasino, citizens may play blackjack or Texas Hold Em’ and win Boys State Bucks in the process. Money has been talked about thoroughly in city meetings as a new city budget and a tax system were established. Busi-nesses and citizens will benefit from the changes and the city

council agrees. During the dis-cussions, it was announced that a city park committee would be chosen to build and maintain a clean city park for Boone City residents.

CARVER CITYBY NATHAN MONZYKAND TYLER SOLOMON

Carver City made many deci-sions throughout the week. Of the decisions, three senators and six house representatives were selected. All of these elec-tions were rigorous and close, as was the ratio of Nationalist to Federalist candidates. The three senators selected for the Carver City were Adam McGoon, Kyle Soller, and Ben Priday. The six representatives included Ricardo Garcia-Villegas, Cody Crabbs, Dominic Badalamenti, Ronak Patel, Logan Million, and Paul Sappington. Carver City’s own Paul Pierce and John Lewis took county positions. Pierce became County Commissioner, while Lewis was congratulated on his triumph as County Sher-iff.

In other news, polling took place yesterday throughout all of Missouri Boys State. Nation-alist candidate Josh Marshall’s name did not end up on the election sheets that were passed out through the states. This was not due to disqualification because of credentials. It just turned out to be a big mistake.

Many citizens from Carver City were asking why his name was not on the ballot. Could it have changed the entire result of the Secretary of State elec-tion? It is too late now to find out what could have happened if they postponed the announc-ing of the elections.

“I was not on the ballot for Secretary of State” said Mar-shall. “I plan to sue the National-ist Party. This turned out to be a huge mistake. I do not think that a special election would end

up working out; I plan to sue the Nationalist Party for money.”

CLARK CITYBY DAKOTTA HAGAR

Wednesday marked the first true day of Clark City’s econ-omy. For the past few days, citizens spent their time with elections for county offices or nominations for city offices. Wednesday was different; many business owners began conduct-ing business.

Casinos began serving gam-blers, while those attorneys who passed the bar exam began to offer their services to many cli-ents in the community, plaintiffs and defendants alike. Through-out Clark City, money was being exchanged for the first time this entire week.

With three days left, some are wondering how the exchange of money will affect the city’s citi-zens. “There are only three days left. It’s not like there is going to be enough time to do anything with paychecks and stuff,” says Malcolm Black. Others, such as Robert Meadows, are extremely excited about business open-ings. “Casino open for business!” said Meadows.

DUGGAN CITYBY CHRIS SHEFFER AND DEVAUGHN TAYLOR

Duggan City has been shining in sports. Athletic Directors J.T. and William Soendker have done an excellent job of plac-ing people in the correct sports. Duggan City won 14 out of the 20 sports they’ve participated in, making them 2nd in the standings with 65 points. On Monday, their impressive wins included a 17-4 victory in soft-ball and a come-from-behind win in track. Duggan City shows signs of being real competitors in the athletics.

During the Duggan City

meeting directly after lunch on Wednesday, many government positions changed hands. Sev-eral Duggan City council mem-bers were elected into higher offices, which required them to relinquish their previous ones. Mayor Juan Monterrey allowed these city council members to appoint other citizens to serve in their places. During this pro-cess, Boone City citizen Stew-art Pence unexpectedly came to Duggan City bearing gifts. Pence returned the Duggan flag and several rolls of toilet paper. Pence’s intention was to resolve the conflict between Duggan City and Boone City peace-fully by returning all of Dug-gan’s stolen property. In return, Pence requested that all Boone City property possessed by Duggan City be returned to its rightful place. Mayor Monter-rey agreed to personally deliver the items to Boone City himself. Because of Pence’s initiative to make peace between the cit-ies, no court involvement was required. Pence’s peace offering allowed tensions and general hostilities between the two cit-ies to resolve without incident. While hard feelings may remain for some time to come, acts of plundering may cease for now.

GAMBREL CITYBY DYLAN BLUMENTHAL AND MARIANO MARIN

Tuesday served as an eventful day at the polls for citizens vot-ing in Gambrel City, as well as for those running for positions in the election. These positions consisted of county-wide lead-ership roles and state-wide rep-resentation roles in the name of Gambrel City.

In general, neither party came out on top in the Bacon County election, as several can-didates from each party won races. For the county election, positions filled by Gambrel City citizens include Federalist

Kyle Miller as Presiding County Commissioner, Nationalist Tyler Hogle as Circuit Judge, Federal-ist Evan Guest as Associate Cir-cuit Judge, Nationalist Dylan Fornshell as County Clerk, and Nationalist Eugene “Dex” West as Prosecuting Attorney. There were only eight county official positions voted on, and Gam-brel City citizens successfully obtained five positions.

The ballot also included a group of Gambrel City citizens running for representation at state level. After a tie-breaker in the race for city commissioner, it was decided that Federalist Seth Smith would take on the role. Representing Gambrel in the Missouri Boys State Sen-ate are Federalists David Aslin and Edbert Yan Ho Cheng and Nationalist Sung Bok Harm. Representatives elected into the MBS House of Representatives include Federalists Jordan Mill-er, Ty Bolty, Chalen Jackson, and

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Bhavesh Katbamna and Nation-alists Mitchell Allen and Patrick Mahoney. Both bodies of the legislature met for the first time during focused instruction and governmental activities Tuesday afternoon before another coun-ty meeting.

In terms of city life, locations for the Gambrel City Park and City Jail have been confirmed, as well as the establishment of a few businesses, including law firms and a casino. Mayor Blake James announced that more city ordinances will be established by the city council in their next couple of meetings. After ordi-nances are passed by city coun-cil, it is expected that a large number of fines will be issued to citizens passing through the fourth floor of South Ellis throughout the week.

Wednesday was a busy day for the lawyers and judges of Gambrel City. Also, apprecia-tion for the city’s mayor, Joseph Hunter, is running high. Despite the growing number of tick-ets written for Gambrel City citizens, Mayor Hunter remains persevering, continuing to work for the good of the city.

In fact, appreciation for his work ran so rampant that MBS Record staff several reports from the citizens of Gambrel City, all supportive of Mayor Hunter. Zane LeCompte said, “He’s like the best mayor in Boys State.” Lawyer Nathan Thibon said, “I think he’s doing a great job.” When asked why his mayor was so wonderful, Tanner Lorenz said, “He’s thorough and business-oriented and sincere.”

On the legal side, City Attor-ney Robert Scherer was given a speeding ticket. Also, Gambrel City’s Assistant City Counsel-ors, Curtis and Myles, are both involved in a lawsuit, as Curtis sued Myles for disturbing the peace. The trial occurred on

Wednesday afternoon. Finally, Gambrel City citizen Quen-tin Cox was the source of a large disturbance in the Ingle-Duggan area, and went to trial Wednesday afternoon. Cox is now being sued by the State under similar charges.

INGLE CITYBY CALEB JAMES

Many events have transpired within Ingle City and the New-berry County over the last 24 hours. First, Zach Sweets City Park is now open in Ingle City Room 223, complete with a recyclable wishing well. Con-nor McBride was elected as the Newberry Presiding County Commissioner. The county and city have been meeting and new ordinances have been estab-lished in the area. Ordinances will be posted in the city as it is citizens’ responsibility to learn them. When entering Duggan City, citizens must raise their right fist and say “Duggan.” Citi-zens entering Ingle City must ninja bow and say “Mingle” when entering.

Visitors must also sign their names on the log outside and shake a citizen’s hands after entering. The rest of the ordi-nances can be read after enter-ing or explained by a citizen. Of course, with the creation of new laws, there will be those who break them. Quinton Cox of Gambrel City was arrested Wednesday morning on numer-ous charges, including the dis-obeying of Ingle City ordinanc-es, Duggan City ordinances, Newberry County ordinances, resisting arrest, obscene lan-guage, and assaulting the Ingle City Sherriff. Ingle City Munic-ipal Judge Troy Broker presided in the open trial, and Cox was released after paying a fine to both cities.

LEWIS CITYBY MATTHEW HUGHES AND RYAN SAUNDERS

From empty streets and strug-gling finances, to bustling high-ways and flourishing businesses, Lewis City has seen its eco-nomic renaissance. Several new establishments are thriving with steady sources of income all in a matter of hours of their cre-ation.

One exceptional enterprise is the Lewis City soda bar, Sugar Daddies; co-owned and oper-ated by Jordan Powell and Sam Gieg. Many citizens of Lewis consider Sugar Daddies a star attraction of their city, including Connor McMann who offered his thoughts, “That place be poppin’,”.

Other highlights include the Prestige Worldwide Janito-rial Service and Marshall Stoner Karaoke which features live entertainment from Lewis’ own guitarist, Jon Connor. Connor’s repertoire of classic rock tunes provides slamming jam sessions and nostalgia-inducing reveries.

Those in trouble with the iron fist of the law and seek-ing legal counsel need not to worry with the Lewis City Law Firm and M&J’s Law Firm. Both associations led by the excellent legal staff Lewis has to offer.

The rise of business has not only improved overall morale, but also has encouraged partici-pation and enthusiasm among Lewis citizens.

The increase in businesses has also led to the need for more organized traffic. The city council has been in session, and some of the ordinances under consideration will have a large effect on Lewis City citizens and tourists.

The roads have been recently paved with masking tape. They now have stop lines, turn lanes, cross walks, median lines show-ing passing zones, and even two

round-a-bouts. Other traffic ordinances

include: always having two hands on the steering wheel while driving, making car noises while driving, and using turn signal sounds and hand motions when turning and passing. No word yet whether a city ordi-nance on the volume of car ste-reos is being considered.

The council is also consider-ing creating a pass that will cost $75 that would allow a person to bypass all stop signs, round-a-bouts and other traffic ordi-nances.

The Municipal Court also had several cases yesterday and multiple police actions.

Lewis City also has been busy working on getting parks to meet requirements for capital city. At one end of Lewis City, A War Cemetery is being con-structed. At the other end of Lewis City in room 245, a Zen Garden is being built and run by Nate Wendt. The city had to use its right of eminent domain to clear the room for the Zen Gar-den, relocating one citizen.

An explosion of business-es and increased tourism has supremely increased activ-ity in Lewis City, and hopefully spurred the economy.

RICHARDSON CITYBY JOE MCMICHEN

Richardson City is the place to be! They have a river “Alaska Snowy River” and a national park which includes a waterfall and a bridge. They are definite-ly one of the most creative cities out there. Also they are collect-ing cans for $10 BSB for each can you bring in. But watch out and don’t break any laws in the city because “Big Wes” is large and in charge and he is not afraid to chase his prey!

Richardson also runs the lot-tery of the state. “You can’t win

unless you play.” The state lot-tery is still going strong! Tick-ets are $5 and can be purchased from any of the four lottery commissioners. The drawing is at lunch and ticket holders need to have their tickets otherwise if a winning ticket is not present another ticket will be drawn. It’s a 50/50 drawing, so half will go to the state and the other will go to the winner.

“Swing and a miss,” Rich-ardson athletics goes from 7-3 to 3-7. The city is currently in 6th place as far as rankings go. Can Richardson brush it off and make a comeback? Only time will tell.

WEYER CITYBY CAMERON CLOGSTON AND MARIANO MARINPERSHING CITY AND GAMBREL CITY

Weyer City is a place of constant change and progress. Many new measures have been enacted, including a highway, a city park, and other public maintenance laws. They also so far have a 5th place rank in the athletics department, with 55 points.

When Missouri Boys State staff ventured into Weyer City seeking that hallmark of jour-nalism, truth, Weyer City citi-zens hustled and bustled about like everyday citizens of a real-life city. Instead of searching for obscure ordinances intended to ensnare unsuspecting visitors, visitors only had to sign in and out, and follow ordinary traf-fic laws. Also, each visitor was assigned an escort to show them around the city and inform them of the city’s rules. There are no charges so as to promote tourism and inter-city com-merce. All citizens are welcome to visit!

The highway in Weyer has been established and clearly marked, and a beautiful city park, which includes a fantastic

cave, has begun to grow.The main attraction appears

to be the city’s casino. As citizen Justin White so eloquently put it: “I won $300 in the morning, but I just lost $250 of it!”

In short, the economy and atmosphere of Weyer are flour-ishing. A functional highway has been put into place, and a luxurious state park has been established. An innovative escort system, as well as a sign in and sign out law, ensure that all visitors are well-informed of Weyer City rules.

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PoetryBlair Beat BY RYAN SAUNDERSLEWIS CITY

I traveled to Blair,I do declareTo meet the MayorWithin his lair.Together we shared an éclair,And I considered it fair,To tell the story I am about to share.

I like my hair,He said from his chair.I thought, of those over there,That frequently use Nair™.

With much flair,I continued to stare.As the story started to tear,That I swear.

This was just too much to bear,But he the mayorDidn’t seem to care.And snared me with a glaring pair, of eyes.

Not only taking care of your neighborhood, but

all of Missouri Boys State.

ElectDavid Rogersfor Governor

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BY STEVEN UNTCHINGLE CITY

Ryne Pullin and Jonathan Rooney are two men, in two different Boys State cities, both left-handed throwers, who both have a love to play baseball. Both are in a high school where the baseball program is thriv-ing. So even though baseball wasn’t an option here at Boys State, they didn’t hesitate a sec-ond to play softball during the athletic period.

In softball, a max of ten play-ers from each city plays on eight different grassy fields. Each field contains a bat, a ball, and some bases. Most people don’t mind the setup but other people like Ryne Pullin from Boone City

could see some improvements in the future. “It’s not a big deal but I would rather play baseball for a couple of reasons. The size of the ball is really big especially for the gloves people brought. Another thing I noticed is the bases are way too small. It is like the ones you would use for a T-Ball game.” Ryne also gave a suggestion for future Boys State softball games. “I would rec-ommend playing with random teams instead of city teams. I think it would be fun to choose who you play with and I can play with my friends. But I real-ly like playing the games.”

Even though Ryne has some suggestions for future games, he also expressed why he thought playing softball and other sport-

ing activities was a crucial and fun time of the day. “When I get to play softball and the other sporting activities, I get to have a break from all of the politi-cal events that are happening the rest of the day and I get to socialize with all of my friends from the different cities. I also find it to be a good work ethic.” Jonathan Rooney from Gambrel City also has the same views. “I feel I’m more at home when I play softball because I get to play that sport there.”

Softball is one of the many great choices for sporting activi-ties for this Missouri’s Boys State. As Ryne and Jonathan say, softball here at Boys State is about “dropping bombs” and playing “hard-core” defense.

BY SCOTT IMGARTENINGLE CITY

There’s a hot new club on the scene, and it’s located in none other than Lewis City. The name of this fine establish-ment is Sugar Daddies. It’s got everything from cool refresh-ments served in style. Style here is defined as the servers and hip and happening music.

One also can’t forget about all the people meeting there to talk and have a great time, and servers making a show by flipping unopened soda cans in the air with one hand and catching it with the same hand.

When interviewed on why they started Sugar Daddies, Sam Giug, one of the two owners said, “The reason for starting Sugar Daddies was

basically to have a place for people to meet and have fun. One can buy drinks with Boys State Bucks, and the owners buy the sodas from their drink commissioner. So far the drink choices are Cherry Coke, Coke, Sprite, Orange Fanta, and Grape Fanta, as well as Pibb Extra. Rumor is that the energy drink Full Throttle will also be available soon.

Citizens take break from politics to play softball

Lewis City offers new venue for sodas

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