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Volume 7 MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, FEBRUARY 6, 1926 Number 15

Lynx Cats TrampleBethel Corporals

In Wicker AffrayFelines Score at Will And Win by

35-17 Score-Waring StarsGame Rough

OOKS as if those Lynx

Cats are getting right.

Swinging into physical

fray immediately after af

mental conflict with ex-

aminations, the Felinessubdued the Bethel Cor-

porals in a rough con-

test at the "Y" Tuesdaynight, score 35 to 17. The

Lynx had won their lastcontest from the Bemis "Y," 41 to 24.

Tuesday night's scrap resembled more

of a football than a basketball game. TheCorporals opened hostilities with war-time

tactics. The Lynx were not to be outdoneand roughed it up likevise. Thirty-fourfouls were called, 21 on the Corporals, 13on the Lynx.

Davis Moved to ForwardCoach Neely's charges showed more co-

ordination and teamwork than ever before.Coach has moved Joe Davis to forward.

The Corporals essayed a fine passing team

but could not hit the wicker effectively.

Waring was high-point man of the gamewith 17 tallies. Lindsey, before he was

disqualified, played a stellar game. A

fairly good crowd was present.

College Is Host toCo-operative Club

100 Guests Banquet and InspectBuildings

Members of the Co-operative Club of

Memphis. and their wives were guests of

Southwestern last Wednesday.

After an appetizing dinner at the com-

mons, President Charles E. Diehl outlined

the plans for Southwestern's development.Walter Jenkins brought back fond mem-

ories as he led those present in "SchoolDays." On leaving the dining hall the

guests were ushered through the buildings,

of which Southwestern is justly proud.

The guests were high in their praise of

the beauty and durability of our struc-

tures.

Weather PredictionSpots will appear on the sun during the

next few days, giving rise to a fall in

temperature. Freshmen will be duly initi-

ated, and there will also be sons withspots. The official presagement for the

new comers is auspicious. Meterologist

Lonnie Dean forecasts an exodus of stu-

dents. He predicts an empty baggage

room by Saturday night. His bulletin fol-

lows: "Occasional screams from the dormi-

tories followed by sporadic downpours

will break the monotony of the coming

week. The stars incline and bode of pend-

ing punishment to the freshettes. Fre-

quent high barometric pressure will de-

velop about dining halls as Solomon ap-

pears. The moon in her most benevolent

aspect augurs a mystifying depletion of

biscuits, also an absorption of the word

mo-lasses. When Solomon established his

recent endurance and capacity test the

word mo-lasses was stricken from the dic-

tionaries, because he devoured all the

syrup and now there is no mo 'lasses."

Lynx Tackle Teachers Tuesday,.Hit Road For 3 Arkansas GamesCats to Take on Union Trust Company Quint Senior Announces

And Hendrix College Basketeers Marriage ChristmasLynx Cat cagers face a stiff basketball While in Arkansas the ball tossers will

schedule for the coming week. Pedagogues trade tricks with the Hendricks College James Finley And Miss Nannie

from West Tennessee State Teachers Col- boys. The scheduled two-game series will Garrett Enter Wedlock

lege will meet the Cats at the "Y" next be played on Friday and Saturday nights.

Tuesday night at 7:30 o'clock. Keen rivalry The college is located at Conway. James O. Finley. Southwestern senior.

is felt between the two strong local college The team will catch the higil-stepper for has announced his marriage to Miss Nan-

teams. Normal press agents decry the the campus after their three-game road ae Garrett of Centralia, Mo., on last Dec.

mediocrity of the Cats, which fact will trip. 25. The wedding was colemnized at

be fought to a finish when they meet. Guthrie. Ky. The Rev. G. O. Watts of

the Trinity Episcopal Church of Clarks-Coach Jess Neely boasts of a formidable Warning! ville, Tenn., officiated.

array of wicker performers.The marriage has been kept a secret

Following on the heels of the Normal with not even the couple's most intimategame the Lynx will tackle the Union Trust Warning is hereby given to those friends knowing of their wedding.Company quintet at Little Rock, Ark., on too ardent readers of "The Sou'west- Miss Garrett was educated at HardinThursday night. er" to forbear taking more than one

copy of each issue. Of course it is College. Mexico, Mo., and is now teach-

Dean Coo er Crushe d understood that "Theou'weser ing dramatic art in the schools of Flateagerly anticipated and voraciously River, Mo. The acquaintance, which cul.

minated in this romance, began in theIn M aidens' Scramble read. But our readers are requestedby ye editor to refrain from taking summer of 1924, while Mr. Finley and

For Chocolate Bons m e thao frain ro aki Miss Garrett were doing chautauqua work.nmorethan fon subrs iyo Mrs. Finley has returned to complete her

teaching term at Flat River, and Mr. Fin-It's happened-the unexpected. Our take as many papers as you have teaching term at Flat River. and Mr. Fin-

bachelor Dean has succumbed to the si- subscriptions. Or better yet, bring wey is finishing his senior year at South-

rene wiles of those freshettes. $3 to ye editor and he will sell you western.

'Twas this way: He gazed into their the entire issue (maybe). In con-

starving eyes. upon their dieting figures. clusion, it takes more than one curve

Pity overcame him; bravely he salled to make a revue.23 Students Registerforth with a well-filled pocketbook and a

heart nipped by the "gold digger," to buy 1 For SemesterThey chortled with glee and bega to

grab. Pandemonium ensued. Upon the Reorganized at Social First Mid-Year Class to Enter atprostrate body of our Dean they stomped Memphisand trod. eating, yelling, and giving threece.s.f... ,C~r. a . an HrTr he.v Clarksville Institution Is Revived- New students matriculating for the sec-

He even gave Maretta Graham a second

helping.

Poor man, his generosity has touched

sixty-five maiden hearts, and loving eyes

follow his now repentant figure.

Moral: Dean, let 'em diet.

Freshman Bode DoesPrince of Wales Act

Is Knocked From Horse and Armis Fractured.

Donald Bode, freshman, sustained a

broken left arm last Monday when he was

brushed from the horse he was riding by

a sagging limb. He was riding one of

the bridle paths in Overton.

Officers Elected ond semester include the following: George

Stokes, Miss Jane Hyde. Miss Gene Whit-

Faculty members and their families were ner, Wilson Mount, Miss Aurelia Walsh,

entertained by President and Mrs. Charles Oscar Hunt, Miss Mildred Reed, Miss

E. Diehl last Monday evening at the col- Gladys Gibson. Charles Terry, William

lege commons. Hughes, William Montgomery, Henry Tur-

At the meeting which followed the din- ley, Granville Farrar, James McQuiston.

ner, it was decided to revive the meet- Miss Kathryn Porter, Miss Miriam Freh-

ing of the Faculty Club, but on a slightly

different basis from that which existed at

Clarksville. The faculty will dine together

at the commons on the first and third

Monday nights of each month.

The following officers were chosen: Dr.

R. P. Strickler, president; Prof. S. H.

Monk, vice-president; Prof. W. R. Atkin-

son, treasurer and President Diehl, sec-

retary.The faculty is privileged to invite dis-

tinguished guests to the meetings.

Keen-Eyed Frosh Spy Sedate ProfsGamboling on Overton Golf Greens

Two noble figures were seen striding ber 98 and the other 89. Student inquiries

over the Overton Park golf course last revealed these to be but merely the num-week. From afar were noted sprays of her of strokes missed on the nine-holedirt and clods from the verdant sward.

Could this have been golfers? Dame Ru- course. They didn't know that the otherCould this have been golfers? Dame Ru- shots were to be counted.mor says it was, but Bob O'Brien, super-

intendent of parks, states it was but grave Dormitory lads are planning a shower

diggers burying his bandy-legged dog who (not sods) of roses. This will token their

had died. admiration of the bold players and in their

A group of excited plebes received the golfing proclivities, and as a sign of mourn-

first inkling of the tragedy. En masse ing for the terrible slices and incisions

they hied them to the links and from be- made in the innocent white pellets. Profs.

hind thatchy shrubbery espied the bold ex- Townsend and Donelson have posted re-

ponents of clubs and spheres. It was at quests for foursome parties. Freshmen

the end of the course. The profs who are Meacham and Melvin have volunteered as

pros compared cards. One bore the num- caddies.

ling, Miss Lois Humphreys, Miss Marion

Cohn, J. D. Saxon. Mr. Douglass. William

A. Cox, Dan Watson and James Pace.

Solomon's AppetiteShocks CollegiatesLike "Noisy's" Paddle

Biscuits hot, biscuits cold;

Biscuits young, biscuits old.Biscuits soft. biscuits tough-

We thank the stars, he had enough.

But Freshman Solmon didn't quote this

wonderful verse. Instead, while cogitating

upon sundry matters, he established a last-

ing record last week in the dining hall.

With a vengeance and dirty looks (not

his face), he strode into the emporium of

eats, as usual his feet found their ungainly

way under the most bountiful table.

Gaze upon his diet meal:

50 biscuits.

2 pork chops.

3 tumblers of syrup.

Gangs of gravy.

2 generous macaroni helpings.

And to cap this mere repast he drankthe water from all the finger bowls, andhe didn't even seem to know about it.

He reported for gym shortly after.

THE SOU'WESTER

THE SOU'WESTERPublished weekly by the student body of

Southwestern, Memphis, Tennessee.

Entered as second-class matter at thepostoffice at Memphis, Tenn., under theact of March 3, 1879.

VOL. 7 FEBRUARY 6, 1926 No. 15

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Subscription Price Three Dollars theScholastic Year in Advance

To Our GloryLast week a man visiting in Memphis

was so impressed with the zeal, earnest-ness and character of the men engaged in

the quiet campaign to raise $60,000 foroperating expenses of our Alma Mater that

a smile or a word, whether we know eachother or not. We think it a good policy,during the first two weeks of your collegelife to be friendly to ALL, but intimatewith NONE. We hold that the wise choiceof friends is essential to a well-roundedcollege career, and, in view of this fact,that one cannot be over-careful in choosinghis associates.

The field is open for your participationin our various college activities, viz.: lit-erary, journalistic, forensic, athletic, so-cial, etc. We trust that you will avail your-selves of these opportunities offered for thepurpose of developing your various talents.

Our motto: Work is our BUSINESS,play our RECREATION.

Start Early; Hit HardTo do anything well one must take

pains, and that takes time. A successfulplay cannot be staged with but little prac-tice and one rehearsal. Elsewhere in thecolumns of this issue we are publishing

he volunteered a contribution of $1,000.. details concerning the coming contest inWhat more glowing tribute could be the Western section of the Tennessee Ora-

paid to the men who are sponsoring thiscampaign ?

The ChallengeThe examination clouds have passed

away and we are permitted again to seethe sun shining through. We have fought

a battle and most of us have won-that iswe have won in a fashion. There is not

one of us who does not realize that hehas failed to do his best, either in the ex-ams or in the months that have gone be-fore. Hence, we all have an opportunityto learn a good lesson. If we have notdone our duty in the semester that hasjust been completed, we have facing usnow the opportunity of rectifying ourfaults.

We are all testing out the efficiency ofcollege education, but are we truly gettinga college education? Are we really tryingto make the best of our opportunities, orare we giving the college system of edu-cation an opportunity to prove its worth?When we graduate from this school, willwe really have the right to say, "I am acollege man?" Or had we rather and moreappropriately say, "I am a man who hasbeen through college?" We are testing ourmettle. Will we bend before the strain?Only the will can say; only the determination to plan and to do will answer. Whatwill be the answer? Will we respond byshirking our duty, by turning out fotstepsinto the easy path? That is the challangeand it is clear.

What are we going to do about it?A new future is before us, and the fu-

ture will answer."

Welcome, New Students

"The Sou'wester," in behalf of the facultyand students of our beloved Alma Mater,extends to every new student a most cor-dial welcome to our midst. We are gladthat you have cast your lot with us. Andwe believe that as you come to know usas individuals and our school as a whole,you will find more cause to rejoice in yourIwise choice.

We welcome you to the good fellowship

torical League. To win honor for South-western one must start early and prepareto hit hard. Those who are going to enterthis contest must choose their subjectsat once, and begin collecting material.

By the middle of March each contestantshould have his speech written and learn-ed. Eleventh hour cramming cannot com-pete against well metabolized thought. Weherewith make the plea for preparedness.

We have been told that the best cellarsare frequently found in the homes of theilliterate.

He who laughs last betrays his na-tionality.

There's no girl so pure and innocent thatshe doesn't know what to be shocked at.

Bull Sessions

Think with us a moment. Is it not truethat considerable vocal activity-words,idle words, we know not what they mean-can be heard in the dormitories day andnight? Weighty and eternal-sometimesinfernal - matters are being discussed.Are we right or are we correct?

Often a professor has raised a problemin his lecture; it is carried to certain densof discussion and threshed, rethreshed, un-threshed, and then unrethreshed. Butwhat chance has the hoi polloi to knowand inspect the ultimately refined productof our exclusive intelligentia?

We believe that a little discussion in thecolumns of this paper would serve thepurpose of disseminating the ideas of mostbrilliant thinkers. Hence we offer themwhat has long been at their disposal-space. You and your intellectual enemycan agree to carry out your verbal duel inthese columns, with our subscribers asjudge and jury. We'll poll the vote foryou. Talk less and write more, for wordsvanish in the thin air, while what youwrite, may revolutionize humanity, andwriting makes the exact man.

Tell us your ideas concerning any prob-lem you have argued so much about.Your name can be Anonymity, but your

of our campus. It is customary for stu- light must no longer be hidden under adents to greet each other in passing, with bushel.

I'M THE GINKI'm the gink who makes myself a

nuisance at the college supply store.I go behind the counter and helpmyself to anything I desire and thenmake my own change. I know thatno one but clerks are supposed to bebehind the counter, but I don't care;I'm used to Piggly Wiggly stores. Ofcourse when I'm behind the counterit leaves very little room for theregular clerks to pass, but they caneasily shove me out of the way. I'ma pest and I know it, but I simplylove to wait on myself and I'm goingto do it!

Ye Editor SnoopingAbout For" Writers

Sou'wester Is in Urgent Need ofJournalists

Now is the time for all loyal studentsto rally to the cause of THEIR paper!!!

Send us the raw material and we will re-turn you the finished article. If yourpaper has not been "finished" as you

might wish, it was because YOU did notwrite an article, or because YOU did notfurnish any raw material (bare facts), orbecause YOU turned in your jokes or

articles too late.We prefer articles, bits of news, humor,

verse, written double-space and ready to

print. But we welcome bare facts jotteddown on scratch paper-if that is the bestyou can do.If each student would religiously set

aside 15 minutes a week to write some-thing for "The Sou'wester" we could guar-antee you the BEST college paper in theSouth.

News that does not need rewriting mustbe turned in not later than Tuesday noon.

If you give just the facts and want them

rewritten, then turn them in Monday. Ifanything of interest occurs after Tuesdaywrite it down for the next issue.

Place all news on the desk in the publi-cation room.

They were very much in love, but at

length came the day when they had a bit-

ter quarrel and parted, each resolving nev-

er to see the other again as long as they

both lived.

Years passed, and they had almost for-

gotten the little love affair, when onenight they came face to face with eachother at the local Christmas dance. Theman felt rather embarrassed, but he wenteagerly up to her, nevertheless, and saidsoftly:

"Why-Muriel!"She looked at him indifferently."Let me see," she said calmly, "was it

you or your brother who used to be anold admirer of 'mine?"

"I really don't remember," he replied af-fably. "Probably my father."

Memfis, Tenussee,Just befor leavin'.

My Own Deer Sweet Sallie:I kno you gonna be dissupointed in me,

but I am comin home. These here Pru-fessers haven't recugnized my intelligunce

and to think I staid in this here place formore than fore months two. Sallie, I amleavin and befour I do I am goin to leavethe followin behind: My Bull shootin toTacky Thompson, my sleepin late to KirkPatrick, My love for Polly Minor to EarlWhitfield, my flirtin with the hello girlsto "Missouri" Lakenan, my postoffice boxto Irene Clardy and last, as a perfect nuis-ance to Ora Johnson.

Sallie I know its hard to hev to leavethis here place. Think I cum and staidhere for over four months, an it almostseems like home to me. It taint a soulthet seems sorry I am leavin. It neerlybreaks my hart to think I hev to leav an

not a frien behind; but Sallie, I knowwhen I cum hom that youll be there waitinfer me. Sallie after all, it aint no placelike home. These here city flied folks isall wrong. They don't keer whether youdie or live. I thought all thees here Freshends liked me, but since I hey to leev theyall turn there back on me. I guess itserves me write, caus you told me fore Icum up here that I wouldnt find nobodyelse like my Sallie.

Sallie, there is a questun I hev beenwantin to ask you fer a long time. SallieI know you been expectin this question tlong time, but Sallie, I aint just been a'ready to ask you as I am now. Pa writesme if I did come home he would give methat extra 40 of his across the creek and

old Man Jones has done started up hi,sawmill and sez I kin get enuff lumber trbuild a house with. Sallie. I have beerthinking a long time if-well, Sallie, i

reckon you no what I mean, but if yor

don't I will tell you when I get homeLook fer your

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I Campus TouchesMiss Mary Culberson left Saturday night

for a short visit to her parents in Durant,Okla.

Miss Catherine Rudolph of Clarksville,Tenn., arrived Friday to enter Southwest-ern for the second semester.

Miss Willie Lee .Poindexter, who hasbeen attending John B. Stetson College,is with us this term.

Misses Olivette Durley and Connie Elli-son spent the mid-term vacation withfriends at Holly Springs.

Misses Catherine Hall and ElizabethMarshall have returned after spending sev-eral days in Covington, Tenn.

Miss Neal Luckett Spent the past week-end in Dell, Ark.

Miss Nadine Klinworth has moved fromSnowden to Miss Virginia Magahay's.

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East to Be Pitted AgainstWestern Section

Southwestern's intested forensic strengthfaces a stiff program for the comingsemester. The college is to competeagainst some of the most formidableinstitutions in the South.

From the constitution of the TennesseeOratorical League we are permitted toprint the following excerpts:

Contests"The colleges constituting the member-

ship shall be divided into two groups,known as the eastern section and thewestern section. Each of these sectionsshall hold a contest during the third weekof April, at which time the best two speak-ers shall be chosen to compete in a finalcontest to be held on the first Fridaynight in May in Nashville under theauspices of Vanderbilt University. Thewestern section is composed of Cumber-land, Southwestern, University of theSouth, Vanderbilt, and Union, and the con-test this year will be held at Union Uni-versity at Jackson.

Eligibility"Only men students in good and regular

standing, who possess no academic degreesshall be admitted as contestants.

Speeches,"No speech shall exceed eighteen hun-

dred words. No speaker shall use quota-tions without making it clear that he isusing quotations, and the amount of quotedmatter in any one speech shall not exceedtwo hundred words.

"Typewritten copies of the speeches mustbe in the hands of the secretary-treasurerbefore time of the contest.

Accredited Representatives"Each member institution is entitled to

two accredited representatives at the busi-ness meetings, its orator and one memberof the facu , except that the home in-stitution mi.y have three, the president,the secretary, and its orator. These offi-cers refer to officers of the league, notof the institutions.

Expenses"Each member institution shall bear the

expenses of its representatives to the con-tests."

Jolly JessicaAfter Jessie had been at the boarding

school she began signing her letters home

"Jessica." Brother Tom thought he wouldgive her a little dig about it, so hewrote:

"Dear Jessica: Dadica and Momicahave gone to visit Aunt Lizzica. UncleSamica is talking of buying a new ma-chinica, but he doesn't know whether toget a Fordica or a Chevica. The old cow-ica has a calfica. I was going to call itNellica, but I changed to Jimica becauseit was a bullica. Your affectionate broth-er, Tomica."

Edith was light-hearted and merry overeverything. Nothing appealed to her se-riously. So, one day, her mother decidedto invite a very serious young parson todinner, and he was placed next the light-hearted girl. Everything went well untilshe asked him:

"You speak of everybody having a mis-

sion. What is yours?""My mission," said the parson, "is to

save young men.""Good." replied the girl, "I'm glad to

meet you. I wish you'd save one for me."

FEED IT TO THE HOGSCity Slicker: "The buttermilk was

nice, my dear. What payment doexpect for it?"

Farmer's Daughter: "Nothing, sir;always feed it to the hogs."

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SSUCCEEDS COSTEN ASCHIEF OF ATHLETIC COMMITTEENamed Vice-President, Ed Crump, Jr., is New Secretary.Advisory Body to Hold Monthly Meetings.

hletic enthusiast, succeeds sions. The association will meet at thesam costen as president of the outh-western Athletic Association. The bodyheld its regular annual meeting at thecollege Wednesday night.

Salient points in Southwestern's athleticswere discussed. Matters concerning foot-ball especially were dealt upon, and pos-sibilities for an attractive array of gamesfor the coming season. It was also de-cided at this meet to hold monthly ses-

On Monday morning of last week wewere fortunate in having with us in chapelDr. Charles E. Barker of New York City.Dr. Barker lectured to us on "How to BeSuccessful." He divided his talk into threeparts, "the strong arm," "a clear head.""a brave heart." He said in part that thestrong arm did not mean a strong muscle,but that it meant a strong healthy consti-tution. All of us have the power to makeour bodies stronger. Just a few minutesof exercise a day will do the trick. A clearhead refers to intellect. All college stu-dents have the opportunity to improve theirintellect. How? By studying. A man issaid to have a brave heart when he isnot afraid to do the right and stand againstthe wrong.

Rev. C. T. Thompson of Centerville,Miss., a member of the board of directors,was present Tuesday morning a weekago. He conducted the chapel exercisesand spoke briefly.

It was a great pleasure to have a verydistinguished man with us on Saturdaymorning, Jan. 23. Dr. John Grier Hibbin,president of Princeton University, delivereda talk to the students at the chapel hour.He praised Southwestern very highly.

Rev. Clovis G. Chappell, pastor FirstMethodist Church, conducted our chapelexercises on Jan. 24. He made an inter-esting and inspiring talk, which wasbroken by frequent flashes of dry wit.

Walter Jenkins, popular song leader, ac-companied by Mr. Roloff, rendered severalselections. Mr. Jenkins also led the sing-ing.

A hearty welcome awaits the trio when-ever they may return.

Mr. Pifer, secretary of the city Y. M.C. A., made us a visit a few days beforeexaminations. He spoke on "What IsYour Name?"

Miss Pauline LeRoy, the popular charac-ter woman of the Gene Lewis-Olga Worthplayers, will take the part of Molly, theold witch (as the squatters call her), in"Tess of the Storm Country," which willbe the attrqction at the Lyceum Theatre,week of February 8. The play itself istoo well known to require any lengthystory, sufficient to say that it is a greatmelodrama which has all the popular ap-peal in it, and should prove one of themost popular productions of the season.

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Other officers elected included A. ArthurHalle, vice-president; Ed Crump, Jr., sec-retary. John J. Heflin was re-elected treas-urer. Halle succeeds Frank Gilliland andCrump takes the place of Bill Bailey.

Girls' Cage SextetIn Hard Scrimmages

Meet Saint Agnes Team-PrimingFor Normal

Local high school basketball sextetshave been employed by the Southwesterngirls' wicker team the past week forscrimmage purposes. The female Lynxesare priming for a stiff cage schedule thisseason.

Saint Agnes Academy sextet met thelocals Friday afternoon. "The Sou'wester"went to press before the game was played,preventing a resume being published.

The team is eagerly anticipating thelooming contest with the West TennesseeTeachers' College at Normal.

Ground Being ClearedFor Baseball Diamond

New Athletic Field to Be OppositeTennis Courts.

Ground is being cleared on the campus fora baseball diamond. Preliminary work isgoing on opposite the tennis courts, westof University Place. It is hoped the dia-mond will be in playing condition on open-ing of the season.

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Car Crashes, Overturns,Freshette Is InjuredlMiss Eleanor Forshay ReturningI

Home From Greek Exam.

Miss Eleanor Forshay, a popular mem-ber of the freshman class, was painfullybut not seriously injured on Jan. 29, whenthe car in which she was riding crashedwith another machine and turned over.

Miss Forshay was returning home afteram Greek "exam" when the accident oc-curred. Her right shoulder was wrenched,narrowly escaping serious injuries. Thecar was completely demolished.

Innocent Bogs AboutGym Prove Dangerous

Reports Tell of Several NearAccidents.

Reports state several students have re-cently had narrow escapes on entering andJeaving the gym. Only heroic efforts oftheir consorts have saved them from thetreacherous bogs that lie along the onlypath, it is said.

Students are petitioning the collegeboard through their medium the "Sou'west-er," to have a board walk laid, or cindersplaced over the pudgy mires to preventpossible casualties.

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THE SOU'WESTER

1926 "Lynx" to HaveSeveral New Sections

Beautiful Campus Scenes Feature InAnnual

A recent election held in Student As-sembly resulted in the choosing of MissesMary Francis Young, Deatrice Mathews,Polly linor and Billie Burnett as the fourro-edl to be included in the sponsor sec-tion of the 1926 "Lynx.' Each studentwas allowed four votes, for four differentgirls, and those receiving the highest total counts were chosed.

Due to the co-operation of Memphis ad-the Gothic architecture of our new build-ness staff, the editors will be able to in-cltlde some new features in this year'shook. "Southwestern's Progress" will bethe literary theme of "The Lynx", whilethe Gothic architecture of ur new build-iugs will furnish an art motif.

Classy View SectionAn unusual View Section, incluing

"soft focus" scenes and 'moonlight" ef-fects has been worked out. The Seniorpictures, in cap and gown, have been sentto the engravers and work on the typematter of that section is in progress.

The Football Section will show a num-ber of good "action" pictures of our gamesas well as individual pictures of coaches.manager, and letter men, and a full pagesquad group.

Pictures of the basketball team will bemale soon andl a schedule of sittings forfraternity and sorority portraits is beingworked out.

Need Snap-ShotsThe staff needs all the snapshots avail-

albe and any contributions from studentcanmera fans will be appreciated. Any-thing which would be of interest to South-western students can be used, includingsnaps of the campus and buildings, foot-ball games, special events, and especiallysome shots of the Anniversary Celebrationanl scenes in and around Waddell, Stew-art, and Clarksville Halls. These picturescan be given to the Editor or BusinessManager.

Our College BardsDrink 'em dwn to Herbert Beck;He keeps his mind above his neck.

Clink 'em again to Virginia Hogg,She tay pet, but its only the dog.

F'ill 'em up to Katrinka;She always takes a nickle irinka.

This is to the health of dlarling Kate,She never is an expensive (late.

Here's to Tom, the minister's son,lie can always give you a drink of rum.

I write these rimes and run to the door,But maybe I'll slip back to write more.

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Terrific TyphoonBlows Palestine to

Africa and to Asia

"Palestine is located in Africa and alsoin Northern Asia.

"Alfred Tennyson was a great Englishnovelist.

"Gambetta was an eminent Englishstatesman.

"Knt (Kant) was a great English jour.nalist.

"Darwin is famed as a writer of shortstories, historical articles, and novels. Heis a German scientist."

Such startling revelations as these greet-ed a professor of freshman history on theretent examination booklets.

Luckily no mention was made of Hanni-bal flaying Bismark for abusive languagebefore Judge ('lifford Davis in the localpolice court.

A chronicle of such sensational answerswould make ye editor blush to reprint.

Wonder if these shed light on the recent

hegira of students from the campus,

Paying alimony is like buying oats for adead horse.

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TOM MIX dd OlV I605 DEN ;n "THE YANKEE SENOR'A WILLIAM FOX UPREME ATTRACTION

Old Mexico is portrayed with the utmostfidelity in "The Yankee Senor," a WilliamFox picture featuring Tom Mix, to be seenat Pantages Theater week of February 8.Hundreds of "extras" were tsed in photo-graphing the patio scenes. The costumingis gorgeous.

Tires to Be DeflatedOn Cars In South Zone

Grounds Committee Gives FinalWarning.

Extreme measures will be adopted by thegrounds committee on all student of-fenders parking cars south of the side-walk connecting science building and post-office. The final warning was issued inchapel services last Wednesday.

Unconfirmed reportsrstate plans of "SanHedrin" are to let air out of tircs on carsparked in forbidden zone.

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