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Volume 3 Mobsters Farrell, Sadie The Goat - The Queen of the Waterfront

She was not as vicious with her claws as the Dead Rabbits' Hellcat Maggie. Nor as big andstrong as a Amazon riverfront bouncer named Gallus Mag. But Sadie The Goat Farrell made moremoney than both women combined when she was the Queen of the New York Waterfront.

Sadie Farrell was born and raised in the slums of the Fourth Ward near the East River. As ayoung girl she hung around with street hustlers and thieves. Slight of built, but mean and vicious,Sadie usually worked the streets around the docks in concert with a male companion, who gave her themuscle backup she needed. When a mark emerged drunk from one of the local dives, Sadie would takea running start, then ram the top of her head into the victim's stomach. This was a dangerous maneuver,since sometimes the person delivering the headbutt does more damage to themselves than to theintended victim. But Sadie was a pro, and she made sure only the top of her head made contact withthe victim's gut, and not sensitive areas like her nose and forehead. The headbutt stopped the victim inhis tracks, and as soon as he turned his attention to Sadie, her male companion used a slingshot topropel a rock to the side of the victim's head. If that didn't work, a bat or a sap always did the trick.Then Sadie and her partner would take everything of value from the unconscious mark, even his shirt,pants and shoes. This was small-time work for Sadie, but it still puffed up her reputation on the EastSide docks.

One day, Sadie made the mistake of having one too many belts in the Hole-in-the-Wall bar onDover Street, just two blocks from the East River. The bouncer at the Hole-in-the-Wall was a six-footfemale creature from England named Gallus Mag. Mag patrolled the bar with a small bat strapped toher wrist, which she was not reticent to use on unruly customers. If after a few whacks on the head thedrunk was still feisty, Mag would then wrap him in a headlock, then bite off one of his ears, before sheflung him out the front door. The ear would then go into a jug of alcohol, which Mag proudlydisplayed behind the bar. The jars filled with ears behind the bar was called Gallus Mag's TrophyCase.

Sadie being Irish and Mag being from England was an accident waiting to happen. It's notcertain who started the slurs first, but it's a good bet it was Sadie, and that was not a smart thing to do.Mag, who was twice Sadie's size, bopped Sadie on the head a few times with the bat, but Sadie still

flailed away at Mag with a vengeance.Another not a smart thing to do.Mag enveloped Sadie's head with her massive arms, and in a flash, one of Sadie's ears had been

detached from the side of her head. Mag deposited Sadie on her rump on Dover Street, then depositedSadie's ear in an alcohol-filled jug, and proudly displayed it behind the bar. Mag even scripted on thejug, Sadie the Goat's Ear.

Disgraced and disheartened, Sadie took her show on the road and wound up on the West Sidedocks, clear around to other side of Manhattan from her former haunts. One day while wanderingaround trying to figure out how to make a score, Sadie witnessed members of the Charlton Street Gangunsuccessfully attempting to board a small sloop anchored in the middle of the North River (nowcalled the Hudson River). The Charlton Street Gang was so inept and disorganized, the ship's crew hadno trouble beating them back and beating them up in the process. Sadie figured with her expertdirection, the gang would do much better than before if she were the boss. So Sadie helped the gangmembers lick their wounds, and then convinced them with her brains and their brawn, they could makea very successful team indeed.

A few days later, with Sadie leading the gang, they were able to hijack a much larger sloop, andwith the Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones) flying from the masthead, Captain Sadie led the gang upand down the North and Harlem Rivers, up to Poughkeepsie and beyond. They raided small villages;robbing poor people's farm houses and the riverside mansion of the rich. Because ocean liners andmajor shipping vessels were so well-protected, Sadie and her crew concentrated on raiding smaller up-river merchant ships instead.

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Sadie was so into her River Pirate routine, she began reading voraciously on pirate historyand pirate lore. After discovering that pirates had once kidnapped Julius Caesar, she ordered her crewto go on a kidnapping spree. In the spirit of old pirate traditions, some true, some contrived, Sadie evenforced several members of her own gang to walk the plank if they did not do exactly as she demanded.

For several months, Sadie and her crew were extremely successful in their endeavors. Theystashed their booty in several hiding places, until they could dispose of it for cold, hard cash, thoughthe various fences along the North and East Rivers. One of these fences was Marm Mandelbaum, whothrough her store on Clinton Street, was said to be the largest fence on the entire east coast of America.

But all good things must come to an end.After several home owners were murdered by Sadie and Charlton Street Gang, the upstate

Hudson Valley residents banded together and formed a force of resistance. The farm folk ambushed theCharlton Street Gang as it came ashore, and police patrolling New York's harbor stopped them frompillaging the small merchant ships on the North River. Soon, so many gang member were killed, Sadiewas forced to abandon her pirating ways. What was left of the Charlton Street Gang went back to theWest Side docks, and soon they completely disbanded.

Sadie decided to return to her old haunts in the Fourth Ward, where she was now hailed as theQueen of the Waterfront. With the cash she had earned from her pirating days, Sadie opened up herown ginmill.

Soon after Sadie's return to the East Side docks, the Hole-in-the-Wall bar was the site of sevenmurders in just two months. As a result, the New York City police shut down the Hole-in-the-Wall barfor good. But before last call at the Hole-in-the-Wall, Sadie visited Gallus Mag. The two girls made up,and Mag was so gracious, she went behind the bar, retrieved Sadie's pickled ear, and returned it to itsrightful owner.

Sadie wore her severed ear in a locket around her neck for the rest of her life.