TEEN QUEENS AND SWINGIN BLUE JEANSTHE CAST (number of lines – many will be ONE line or even ONE word. Those without lines need to sing along with all of the songs, some in full and some just the chorus. Those without lines are EXPECTED to learn song words and dances OR where is the challenge for them? They are VERY important to the success of the production)

Arty (Paul McCartney) (41) lines- lad at Youth club SINGS

Lenny (John Lennon) (42) as above SINGS

Harry (George Harrison) (16) as above SINGS

Derek (Ringo Starr) (18) as above SINGS

Brian/Briony (Brian/Briony Epstein) (10+) lad/girl at youth club Clever finance.

Christine (29) girl who likes Arty SINGS

Ray (31) Arty’s older brother likes Donna-cheeky guy SINGS

Eloise (20) Likes Lenny -SINGS

Roy/Rose (11) Youth club helper

Donna (14) likes Ray

Driver of coach (5)

Phil (24) Dad to Arty and Denise and in charge of the Youth club

Daisy (3)

Gary (13)

Denise (8) Arty’s sister

Barbara (11+) good announcer

Mr Book (3+) Auditor serious

Mr Ledger (3+)Auditor serious

Caretaker (10) grumpy

Jenny (8)

Judge 1 ( 3+) Competition Judge

Judge 2 (4+) Competition Judge

Man with haircut (3)

Southend Slugger (5) A boxer

Sandra (1)

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SONGS-listen to tracks from stage show(+) most are condensed

LET’S DANCE+

THE WANDERER+

MIGHT AS WELL RAIN UNTIL SEPTEMBER

SHAKIN ALL OVER+

TO KNOW HIM IS TO KNOW HIM+

DO YOU WANNA DANCE+

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET SIXTEEN+

DONNA+

TEENAGER IN LOVE+

LET’S TWIST AGAIN+

I SAW HER STANDING THERE.

DA DOO RON RON+

TWIST AND SHOUT

SCENE 1 Youth Club-Auditions for the group

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Daisy-What’s happening here?

Phil-Well we’re looking for a singer in the band

Daisy-What does he have to do?

Phil-Well he has to be the next Billy Fury

Daisy-Is he any good?

Phil-He’s not bad but it’s different in front of a crowd.

ARTY sings LET’S DANCE ( everyone sings as well) CAST DANCEArty-What do you think?

Derek-Yeah you got a great voice, but you need to loosen up a bit. It’s rock n roll. You could start by taking your school jacket off.

Arty-So, what do you think?

Gary-Not bad

Arty-Oh great

Harry-I still don’t see why we need a singer. Shadows haven’t got a singer.

Christine-I think Arty’s got a lovely voice

Arty-Well if you don’t want me

Derek-Hey we never said that.

Harry-I’m not sure

Gary-I think you should give him a try.

Dennis-Well he’s miles better than that skinny bloke from Dartford with the big lips.(Mick Jagger big lips-elbows in and out) Mick something he really fancied himself he did

Gary-Looks like you’re in

Dennis-Get some decent clobber.

Harry-Yeah we don’t wear school uniform. I think we should wait until we’ve seen all the applicants

Brian-He’s two hours late he’s not coming.

(ENTER LENNY)

Lenny-Are you a bunch of losers looking for a singer.

Christine-They’ve already got a singer.

Derek-What kind of guy turns up 2 hours late and expects to get the job?

Lenny-This one-hit it

LENNY sings THE WANDERER Cast sing as well. CAST DANCE3

Gary-That was fantastic

LENNY-I was wasn’t I? Got a recording contract?

Gary-well…..

Dennis-No…….

Brian-We…….

Lenny-thought not, stick with me and we’ll be on Juke Box Jury by Christmas. Anyway what you called?

Harry-Well I’m Harry and he’s Barry

Lenny-No the group dumbo

Derek-We can’t ever agree on a name

Lenny-I like Captain Lenny and the Pirates

Gary-Why does your name come first?

Lenny-Cos it’s my group.Ok?

Arty-Well that was funny while it lasted

Ray-Fancy a game of ping pong?

Arty-Might as well.

Christine-(goes over to Arty)I thought you were just as good as him.

Arty-Oh thanks

Eloise-(to Lenny) You were amazing (group of girls watching).

Lenny-I barely got out of second gear babe

Eloise- My names Eloise by the way.

Lenny-Thanks for the info ‘Eloise by the way’

Eloise-Are you gonna stick around?

Lenny-Could do (he walks away)

Donna-Don’t chuck yourself at him

Eloise-You’re jealous

Jenny-He’s not interested

(Enter Phil or Phyllis YOUTH CLUB organiser with Roy)

Phil/Phyllis-Sorry to interrupt your youth club. Club announcements. Here are the results of the table tennis competition. In first place for the second year in succession Arty.

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Arty-Thanks Dad (or Mum) (Give him a trophy)

Sandra-You only won cos your Dad(Mum) is club secretary.

Phil/Phyllis-This year’s summer outing is going to Southend (Cheers)

Roy-Get your names down

Phil/Phyllis-And finally the National Association of Youth Clubs is running a competition for the best concert put on by a youth club.

Roy-The prize will be £100 but some of the songs have to be written by members of the youth club

Lenny-Any of you lot write songs?

Harry-You ever written a song before?

Lenny-well a bit

Harry-Did you hear we need songs we’ve written and chart songs

(Enter the Caretaker)

Caretaker-So where’s the fuse box?

Denise-What do you want that for?

Caretaker-It’s my cribbage night tonight down the Nags Head me and the wife were just going out.

Barbara-What?

Caretaker-Someone phoned the wife to say all the lights had fused (looking up at the lights, which are on, confused scratching his head)

Barbara-What these lights? They’re still on.

Dennis-Got him (cheers)

Caretaker-Kids haha ha very funny

Ray-(to Arty)You should be in that concert. The song you wrote for Roy Orbison was really good. Did he write back?

Arty-(sarcastically) Yea he phoned me from Nashville the next day and asked me to fly over. I couldn’t cos I’d got double chemistry.

Christine-I’m going for it

Ray- You don’t even like pop music.

Christine-Well I do so. Have you heard of Carole King?

Ray-Who?

Christine-She wrote a song about the weather

Dennis-That must be very depressing

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Christine-Well it’s not

CHRISTINE sings MIGHT AS WELL RAIN UNTIL SEPTEMBER (Backing and harmonies from all girls)ARTY-I don’t suppose you fancy a dance

Eloise-I do as it happens but there’s no one here I fancy dancing with.

Lenny-(to Christine) That was pretty good

Christine-thanks

Arty-Do you fancy showing me how a song is put together?

Christine-might do

Arty-Shall we go back to your house?

Christine-Ok

Donna-(who likes Ray) Ray your sister really likes Arty

Ray-Does she

Donna-It’s incredible how boys miss things sometimes

Jenny-He’s got no idea she likes him

Ray-If some girl liked me I’d get it straight away.

Donna-Would you?

Jenny-Obviously (sarcastically)

SCENE 2 Christine and Ray’s houseArty-For a minute I was a pop star and now I’m a has-been

Christine-Look I think you got a really good voice so don’t give up so easily

Arty-How do you write a song?

Christine-Keep the chords simple and the lyrics. C Aminor F and G and it just goes round and round.

Arty-so that’s how Carole King wrote that song

Christine-Yea and you can use it for your own words

(Ray enters)

Ray-I’ve arrived and to prove it I’m here

Arty-Christine is brilliant

Ray-Is she. Come on we’re off to the Odeon for a flick called “The Return of the Mummy”

Arty-Who’s mother is back?

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Ray-Not Mummy like that stupid. Creepy scary old mummies.

Arty-Oh its about our mum?

Ray-I bet you daren’t say that to her. Anyway lets go

Christine- can I go?

Ray-you have to be !8

Christine-Well I’m 16 now and 17 next week

Ray-Yea but you look 14

(They leave)

SCENE 3 Back at Youth Club -AuditorsBrian-These are the auditors Phil they want to have a word about the missing £100 quid

Phil-What? He’s only joking ha ha ha (auditors don’t smile) yea nice to meet you.

Mr/Mrs Ledger-Joking? Losing money is no joke Mr/Mrs Croft

Mr/Mrs Book-In fact it’s very serious

Phil-No I haven’t really lost £100 he was….oh never mind

Brian-Oh course the depreciation pertaining to the asset is not paying out dividends.

Phil-He wants to be a business man him he’s showing off and being funny.

Mr Ledger-We wouldn’t want to see young people taken advantage of would we.

Phil-Cor you must be joking my lad takes advantage of me all the time.

Mr Book-Just a first visit

Mr/Mrs Croft as long as everything is accounted for you’ve no need to worry.

Mr Ledger-If it isn’t we’ll have to close the club.

Mr Book-Close the club? We haven’t had one of those for a long time.

(they go off muttering ‘close the club’)

Paul-You OK Phil

Phil-Those people give me the creeps

(Enter Ray and Arty)

Ray- ee ee ee

Dennis-What you doing?

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Ray-When the Scorpion King jumped out of the sand dune it was scarier than when my Grandma stood on a jellyfish at Southend.

Arty-I dropped me Butterkist

Ray-Took him 5 mins to find it.

Eloise-If Lenny doesn’t get here soon I’m gonna burst how do I look?

Jenny-Like a right one

Donna-How is it every time you like a lad you go over the top like formica on a kitchen table

Eloise- Well I like him

Donna-Never

Jenny-Could have fooled me.

(Enter Lenny)

Derek-Hi Lenny

Lenny-Hi

Eloise-Hi Lenny

Lenny-Hi Eloise ‘by the way’ how could I forget

Eloise-How about a dance

Lenny-Well let’s see how good you are.

LENNY Sings SHAKIN ALL OVER - CAST DANCE(Ray and Arty watch)

Ray-Shut your mouth the flies will get in.

Arty-How does she dance like that

Ray-She wasn’t doing it for your benefit

Christine-Hi Arty I’ve been working on another song

Arty-Oh really great. (then he ignores her) what a dancer.

Christine. Shall I play it for you?

Arty-What? No maybe some other time.

(Enter Caretaker)

Caretaker-Where is it ?

Derek-Where’s what?

Caretaker-The Wasp’s nest

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Phil-I’m sorry mate I think you’ve been stung!

Gary-Got him (everyone cheers)

SCENE 4 Arty’s houseDenise-I’m sick of Arty moping about. You know he wants to leave school don’t you.

Phil-Girl trouble Denise that’s all

Denise-I know but it’s getting on my nerves.

Phil-He’s your brother that’s what brothers are like

Denise-He says Ray is earning £5 a week as trainee hairdresser and he only gets 5 bob pocket money. He wants an electric guitar, you know that don’t you.

Phil-What’s the matter with that Spanish guitar your aunt brought back from Rome.

Denise-Rome is in Italy dad and he says it’s rubbish.

Phil-you two cost us a fortune and me and your mother won’t go on the never never. Anyway why does he need a guitar when he’s got his table tennis.

Denise-Table Tennis isn’t Rock n Roll dad.

SCENE 5 Youth Club- Lenny’s songsLenny-Right gather round

Harry-How many songs have you written?

Lenny-Couple of dozen

Gary-Let’s hear ‘em then

Lenny-I listened to Christine this is about the weather

Harry-why?

Lenny-that’s how you write hits, listen

(sung to the tune “What do you want” by Adam Faith- This track will be on YOUTUBE)

“I got wet in the rain since I saw you baby

It went down my neck with a great big drip”

Dennis-Whoa stop

Derek-‘Great big drip’? You can say that again

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Lenny-good innit

Harry-No! And it’s exactly the same tune as “What do you want” by Adam Faith

Lenny-I thought it sounded familiar. What about this one

(same tune as Take Good Care of my Baby by Bobby Vee-YOUTUBE again)

“Just admit that you love her

Just admit that you do

And if you should go tell her

That you’ve broke her best umbrella”

Gary-Stop stop “Take Good Care of My Baby” by Bobby Vee

Lenny-These tunes pop into my head

Harry-That’s because you’ve heard them before

Derek-song words aren’t all about the weather.

Lenny-look I got one more I know you’ll love this one

Derek-Ok last chance

Lenny-(sung badly-no real tune-make it funny)

“When you look as cool as me, life can be so hard

All the girls want a piece of me, like a slab of lard”

Derek-No no

Lenny-Don’t tell me someone’s done that before

Dennis-No I’m sure that’s completely original

Lenny-Really?

Derek-yea but maybe needs a bit of work

Lenny-So how are we going to write songs for the contest?

Eloise-I thought it was good Lenny

Lenny-thanks(turning away from her)

Eloise-What have I got to do to get noticed

Donna-Don’t be a prune Ellie of course he’s noticed you

Jenny-That’s why he’s pushing you off cos you’re so desperate

Donna-You’ve got to play ‘hard to get’ for a change

Eloise-But I’m not hard to get as far as he’s concerned

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Donna-Pretend you are

Barbara-make him jealous, sing a song in the competition

Jenny-yea he wouldn’t expect that

Donna-Flirt with another bloke

Eloise-Like who? They’re all kids in this club

Barbara-Well it’s a youth club what do you expect

Donna-You know Arty fancies you

Eloise-He’s got more pimples than his ping pong bat.

Barbara-I think he’s cute

Eloise-look if we get something to sing in the concert maybe it’ll get his attention

Eloise sings TO KNOW HIM IS TO LOVE HIM-harmonies from castArty-Eloise is thinking about going to Southend with me

Ray-Good for you mate

Christine-What do you mean ‘good for you’? She’s obviously using him, all the time she was watching Lenny to see if he was jealous.

Ray-so are you jealous

Christine-No that’s not it. Us girls are just as good as these boys. Let’s see what we can do.

SCENE 6 Getting on the coach to SouthendDriver-Hello mate is this your group?

Roy-Yes that’s us for Southend

Driver-Did you see that new programme on the tele last night?

Roy-What’s that?

Driver-Coronation Street

Roy-Yea who was that old battleaxe with the hairnet?

Driver-Ena Sharples

Roy-I couldn’t make head nor tail of it.

Driver-Nor me I’m sure it won’t last.

Phil-Right everybody here? Get on the bus

Roy-Stop pushing, calm down, sit down. Sit down so we can count you in

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Phil-Right listen listen come on. we’ll be in Southend in about an hour so let me remind you of a few do’s and don’ts. No rowdy behaviour, don’t let the club down,

Roy-stick with your mates and remember

Phil-I want everyone to meet at the Big Dipper at 1 o’clock for something special

Sing DO YOU WANNA DANCE-Whole cast and danceRay-You ok sis?

Christine-I’m going to get a toffee apple

Ray-I’ll come with you

Christine-I wish you’d stop following me around I’m a big girl now I’m 17

Ray-That’s why mum told me to look after you

Eloise-You got any plans Arty?

Arty-Yeah I’m gonna work really hard at school, pass all my exams and get a job in a bank.

Eloise-I meant tonight actually never mind.

Arty-I would have got you a goldfish if the coconuts weren’t glued on.

Lenny-How about the rifle range

Eloise-I want you to get me some candy floss

Arty-I’ll have a go on the rifle range. Come on I’ll beat you.

Eloise- So much for romance.

Christine-Come on we don’t need them we can go on the waltzer

Southend Slugger (Boxing gloves on)-roll up roll up win 20 shillings one whole pound if you can last 3 rounds with the Southend Slugger. Come on lads fancy your chances?

Gary-I could knock him out

Jenny-You couldn’t knock the skin off a rice pudding

Dennis-( to one of the girls)You got more of a chance than him. Hit him with your Hair do

Phil-I want everyone back on the coach on time tonight. But we are here now because it’s a special day for someone.

Roy-We want to say to Christine Happy 17th Birthday (cheers) we haven’t got an exact song for 17 but here we go.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET SIXTEEN all sing

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Lenny-Happy Birthday (hands present) ( say it wrong as in Channel) it’s Channel number 5, I couldn’t find 1,2,3 and 4

Christine- Oh thanks it’s French you say it Chanel Number 5 (She says it correctly )

Lenny-thanks for giving me all those weather tips

Christine-(she looks confused)

Arty-I got you something (passes small tube) It’s Max Factor lipstick

Christine-Oh thanks

SCENE 7 SOUTHEND AMUSEMENTS AND SOUTEND SLUGGERLENNY AND CHRISTINE GO OFF TOGETHER

Ray-Why are you so cheesed off.

Arty-Lenny and Christine

Ray-He’s not so bad he took me for a ride in his Vauxhall Velox last week. It’s got a heater…..and a radio!

Arty-He’s got a car and I haven’t even got an amplifier. I really thought we had something.

Ray-(he thinks Arty means him and Ray) We do I’ll always be your best mate

Arty-Not me and you twit. Me and Christine

Ray-Oh come on life’s too short

Andy-I’ve won a duck, I had to hook it

Derek-what

Andy-cos it’s got a hook on it’s head

Gary-that must be painful

Andy- no it’s plastic.

Brian-did you know they make the hook too big so it won’t go through.

Andy-I know it took me half an hour (The others laugh)

Brian-that’s nothing I saw a bloke slicing long bits of carrot. He dropped them into plastic bag of water to make it look like you’ve won a goldfish.

Derek-I got my palm read. It said I was gonna be famous if I got this ring as well

Brian Yeah yeah yeah

Gary-(enters holding a telescope to his eye and keeps it there while he says these lines)

look here I bought this telescope from the joke shop but I can’t see how it’s funny

(he lowers the telescope and he has a black circle round his eye-everyone laughs)

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What? What’s funny I don’t get it

(everyone laughs again but nobody tells him why they are laughing-he has circle around his eye for rest of play)

I don’t get it

Brian-Have another look

(he looks thro it again they all laugh)

(Lenny returns)

Brian-where have you been

Lenny-walking on the beach

Jenny-Reading books?

Arty-with Christine

Lenny- so what

Arty-well I mean…. well

Christine-we talked about writing songs

Arty-Oh yea

(Lenny and Arty front up to each other)

Lenny- what you saying

Arty-what you saying

(Southend Slugger enters and watches them from the back. He slowly moves forward)

Lenny-I wanna know what you’re saying

Arty-I wanna know what you’re saying

Lenny-It would be great to write a song and get in the charts yea

Arty-Oh yea get a big hit

Lenny-Yea get a big hit

Arty-I could get a big hit before you

Lenny-what? I could get a big hit before you

Arty-I said I could get a big hit before you

Lenny-Naah I could get a big hit before you

(by this time the Slugger is standing between them he’s got his boxing gloves on)

Southend Slugger-did you just say you wanted 2 big hits?

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Lenny & Arty- yea that’s right.

Southend Slugger-Ok (one punch for each knocking them out) (SOUND EFFECT- each actor grunts loudly or whole cast grunts)

Southend Slugger-There you go two big hits!!!(Everyone laughs)

SCENE 8 BACK HOMERoy-So both Lenny and Arty slept all the way home on the coach.

Brian-And it seemed like the Slugger had somehow knocked some sense into them. The lads admitted it wasn’t all about them.

Denise-in fact all that everyone one talked about was what a great day it had been

(all the cast talk to friends either side about what they did on the trip-use hands to show how great it was. Boys and girls talking to each other)

Barbara-Yes whatever happened on that trip to Southend it brought everyone together particularly Donna and Ray but can true love last.

Donna-I’m sorry Ray I’ve just gotta go

Ray-oh Donna

Donna-I’m sorry I’ve just got to go(She hurries off)

Ray-Donna don’t Leave me

DONNA-harmonies no backing track-member of staff singing bass part?(Donna returns everyone looks at her)

Donna-you prune I only went to the toilet

(Enter Caretaker)

Caretaker-all right mind your back

Phil-Oh no not another joke

Derek-Not me, anyone?? (No one answers)

Caretaker-This aint no joke Phil the roof is leaking. Pretty bad as well

Phil-But we aint got the money to pay for that.

Caretaker-probably do a quick fix for £120 quid

Roy-How much is a slow fix? The club can’t afford it.

Caretaker-Unless you want to start a swimming group you’d better find some money

(Caretaker leaves)

Phil-With the auditors this could mean the club closing down

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Denise-this is serious we’ve got to do something.

Jenny-we’ve got to win that competition

Eloise-we need to get some songs sorted

Christine-Instead of arguing we work together.

Arty-I’ve got an idea in my head for a song

Christine-what do you mean?

Arty-something that happened in Southend .

Eloise-that’s weird I woke up humming a tune as well

Christine-we’ve all been trying too hard.

Brian-Yea as soon as you don’t think about it a song appears.

Arty-Look Lenny why don’t we work on this together. Ricky, Harry you in?

Harry-we need a name

Richy, Lenny-yea come on lets go, yea, ok(They go off)

Eloise-right everybody let’s go.

ARTY LENNY HARRY and DEREK and ELOISE and CHRISTINE + ONE MORE CHRYSTALleave hall to get costumes/wigs to become Beatles

SCENE 9 AT THE HAIDRESSERS(Ray reading a magazine) (old man sits with towel around head)

Derek-bit slow today?

Ray-hmmmmm

Dennis-what’s so interesting?

Ray-new hairstyles you got to be up with the times

Derek-My dad wont change, short back and sides and half a tub of Brylcream every time.

Ray-but we can change. Look at this (shows Dennis and Derek without showing audience)

Derek & Dennis-Wow

Dennis-It says a new style for students in France and German

(Now Ray talking to the man who is sitting in chair)

Ray-So what have we got here then? Have you been for a drive up that new M1 motorway?

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(Removes towel he only has 3 long hairs on his head- use a bald cap with 3 strands of hair (thin wool) on his head)

Ray-How do you want your hair then?

Derek-but he’s only got 3 hairs

Man-I’ll have one on the left and two on the right

Ray-Rightio, two on the right and one on the… oops. I’m sorry sir but ones fallen out.

Man-Put one on the left and one on the right.

Ray-Okey dokey one on the right and …oops

Derek-Oh no

Ray-I’m sorry sir but another’s fallen out. What shall I do with the one left.

Man-Just leave it messy.

SCENE 10 YOUTH CLUB- THE JUDGES ARRIVEPhil-This the end of this youth club you know that Denise don’t you.

Denise-Stop being so depressed, it will be if you carry on like this.

Roy-I think the kids have written one song at least.

Phil-One song! Well they’ll have to sing it very slowly if that’s all we’ve got. Come to think of it where is everyone?

Denise-The judges will be here soon

(Just as judges walk in)

Roy-Not soon they’re hear now

Judge 1-Good evening we are here to judge your song writing skills

Judge 2-and your performance skills too

Phil-Yes well um-

Denise-Welcome to our club

Judge 2-thank you well lets get on with it

Barbara-excuse me Phil

Phil-not now

Judge 1-we should tell that you are the last club on our list

Barbara-but Phil

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Phil-we’re busy

Judge 2-and we will make our decision at the end today and call the winner by phone, or..tell you of course if it’s you …hahaha (laughs as if they don’t stand a chance)

Judge1-yes a very good youth club up in Manchester is going to take some beating but shall we start?

Phil-Well we might just

Barbara-Phil

Phil-What do you want?

Barbara-We’re ready to start

Phil-Oh oh yes well here we go

Brian-Ladies, Gentlemen, thank you for coming. Give yourselves a round of applause.(do this to the audience in the hall) I understand some of you have come over 70 miles. You’re are very welcome

Barbara -put your hands together for our first songwriter backed by all club members.

It’s Christine

Christine sings TEENAGER IN LOVEBrian-that was brilliant and now it’s Eloise

Eloise sings LET’S TWIST AGAIN-Cast danceBrian-Finally would you welcome on stage a band with a new hair style and a new name(They come from outside hall Beatles wigs similar jackets instruments-improv for drummer)It’s the Beatles (Screams)

Judge 1-Names please

Lenny-Lenny

Judge 1-No, proper names please

Lenny-I’m John

Arty-Paul

Harry-George

Judge 1-and?

Derek-Derek

Brian-As your new manager you can’t be called Derek you’re a pop star

Derek-Ok (he looks at his ring and points to it) How about Ringo Starr?

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Brian-.And as their manager, Brian (or Briony) Epstein I give you the Beatles

The Beatles sing I SAW HER STANDING THERE. Cast Dance and sing Barbara-Come on girls It’s the Dunfield Crystals

Dunfield Chrystals sing DA DOO RON RONJudge 1-Well what a performance all of you.

Judge 1-Well I have to tell you this is the best club concert we’ve seen

Judge 2-You are the winners and here is the £100 cheque

Phil-thank you that is brilliant.

Judge 1-Well done everyone. Just one piece of advice. That name ……….The Beatles …you’ll never get anywhere with that

Lenny-we’ll see

Denise- but what about the roof

Lenny- I can help you I wrote a song and sang it to the judges before we came on. They loved and I won £20

Phil-we’re saved we can mend the roof

Denise- What was it called?

Lenny-‘Rain’ I think it’ll make a good ‘b’ side when we are famous.

Lenny- for this last song we want those in the cheap seats to clap your hands and the rest of you to rattle your jewellery

Arty-Everybody sing along. It’s called Twist and Shout (Screams from cast)

TWIST AND SHOUT (get audience to join in with backing replies ‘shake it up baby now’-‘shake it up baby’

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