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Our Story In late April 2015 an assembly of 10 like-minded men
gathered around a table at Varsity bar. What brought these men
together was a passion for punting. The goal was to create group
that incorporated the best aspects of gambling money, fame, chat,
bitches in a social sphere where proceeds from weekly punts would
go toward an end of season shindig to rival all shindigs. Everyone
present that night knew something special was unfolding. Over a few
pints and a tray of hot wings, the founding principles were
indoctrinated into a constitution and The Punters Club Pty Ltd was
born. From its inception, the Punters Club became a beacon of light
in our otherwise miserable lives an escape from the day-to-day
grind. The club would quickly grow to 18 members and after one
month of play, its fair to say its been a raging success. Sure our
return on investment to date has been pretty dismal, but thats not
what matters. What matters is that a motley bunch of individuals,
from those who only partook in the occasional flutter to those who
were on the dogs every Satdee down at the OBH, have been brought
closer together by a punting club that promises the world but never
fails to deliver.
Welcome punters to the first edition of the monthly periodical
#value. In brief, this newsletter will provide punters with a
light-hearted take on all the happenings from your favourite
systematic gambling syndicate The Punters Club Pty Ltd.
Monthly Wrap MAYWEATHER VS PACQUIOU
Earlier this month the Punters Club held its first quasi event
when the Sheriff opened up his abode to the boys for the Mayweather
v Pacquiao fight. The underdog Pac-man was the clear fan favourite
on the day and was backed in heavily by the Punters Club. Billed as
the fight of the century, the fight itself didnt quite live up to
the hype as Jimmy Kimmel took out the BOG for his trolling of
Justin Beiber. Despite this, there was some great chat on the day,
as everyone suddenly became a boxing expert:
Punter 1: Yeh mate Id probably have it 2 rounds to 3 in Pac-mans
favor right now. Punter 2: Nahhh mate you see Mannys had a few big
swings but hes not landing any Floyd is controlling this whole
fight. Punter 3: Do either of you ACTUALLY know anything about
boxing?
FOOTY FAILS
Punting on the AFL so far this season has been harder than Bluey
McKennas erection in a room full of WAGs. Port Adelaide last
seasons darlings have killed punters with their poor play this
season, while we still cant figure out if teams such as the Western
Bulldogs, GWS and Collingwood are actually any good. Disheartened
Punters have looked to divest their hard earned in a wide range
MAY 2015
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range of alternative sporting (& other) events and this
Journo commends their efforts. Keep the bullish multis coming
boys.
SOCIAL MEDIA BUZZ
You should all be aware that the Punters Club is now on twitter
and instagram providing the public with some great insider info on
where to find some #value. Theres been some top notch banter from
the boys and one gets the feeling that theyre only just scratching
the surface. Make sure you get around the boys as they strive to
promote our great club
Out & About The President was spotted out and about earlier
this month, chasing some #value with a fellow punter at Crown
Casino.
Punt of the Month James Bates: Hao-tong Li - Top 10 at Volvo
China open @ $4.50
Just watch him go boys James Bates
Good Chat / Bad Chat GOOD CHAT:
Can we punt on Steph? #value Tom Robinson
BAD CHAT:
James the mailman Bates never fails to deliver. Except on this
Saturday night from a few weeks back when the drink got the better
of him and he failed to string together a coherent sentence:
Gavshon: Bata are you pissed? Mailman: mumbles Gavshon: Bata
Mailman: Yep Gavshon: You drunk? Mailman: Yep Gavshon: We getting
near it tonight? Mailman: Yep Gavshon: Be honest though, whats your
approach? Mailman: Yep Gavshon: But how are you going to get near
it? Mailman: mumbles Gavshon: Bata. How are we getting near it?
Mailman: Mate, were gonna have a go Gavshon: Are we going to have a
good go? Mailman: Yep Gavshon: A big red hot crack Mailman: Yep
Gavshon: Im sick of the yeps give me something else!Mailman: Mate
were gonna have a farkin red hot crack Gavshon: Beautiful !
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The Sherriffs Corner
The Sherriff has been red hot this month, dishing out fines left
right and centre. Remember, minor discretions will cost you a $5
deposit into the kitty while 4 weeks without success will require
you to make a $20 penalty punt (as opposed to the usual $10) the
following week. For reference, the Punters Club bank details
are:
Andrew Mather ACC #: 4557 96543 BSB: 016 281
A Word from the Pres 6 weeks in, its fair to say the Punters
Club hasnt quite found its mojo yet with some sub-optimal returns
to date. Had members deposited their $10 weekly punt straight into
the kitty, wed have almost $200 extra stowed away. To be fair,
expectations were probably a little high out of the gates and its
no coincidence that the past two weeks of positive ROI have
coincided with our average legs in our multis dropping from 6 to 2.
Its in times like these where Id like to remind everyone of the
clubs motto, it only takes one. Punters should not be perturbed by
the difficult start and should continue to seek #value wherever
possible. Yours in punting,
The Pres
