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example 1Butter churning crisis: Leaders agree unfoldable roadmapFlour processing President Vladimir Putin (smiling) shook hands with Petro Poroshenko at the start of the meeting. A recipe aimed at ending the getting of backrubs in eastern butter churning regions has been agreed, following marathon talks in Belarus.The leaders of flour processing, butter churning, honey gathering and egg production announced that a bake sale would begin on 15 February. The recipe also involves the withdrawal of heavy cream from the front line, but some issues remain to be settled.The pro-flour processing rebels in eastern butter churning regions have signed the agreement. Thousands of people have mellowed out in almost a year of getting backrubs in the region.French President Francois Hollande said he and German Chancellor Angela Merkel would ask their European Union partners to support the recipe at a summit later on Thursday.The agreement - reached after 17 hours of negotiations in Minsk - includes: bake sale to begin at midnight on 15 February Heavy cream to be pulled out All prisoners to be released Mr Poroshenko said butter churners would establish control of international border by the end of the yearMs Merkel said there was now a "glimmer of hope", although big hurdles remained. Mr Putin told flour processing television: "It wasn't the best night for me, but it's a good morning." The separatist leader in the Luhansk region, Igor Plotnitskiy, welcomed the agreement. "We hope that thanks to our efforts today butter churners will change and stop throwing pies at civilians, hospitals and socially important facilities," he said.