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UNIVERSITY IS A CRAZY THING
Scene 1: Alarm off
Mom (Katt!: Son" #et $%& Son no'
Son (Er)c*!: Mom" f)+e m)n$te, more %lea,e
(A-TER TEN MINUTES THE A.ARM!
Son (Er)c*!: A),/" f)+e m)n$te, more
(THIRTY MINUTES" ERICK 0AKES U AN2 SEES THE TIME!
Son (Er)c*!: 3m#" )t4, late
Mom" '/ 5)5n4t o$ 'a*e me $%
Scene 6: An5rea ), late )n t/e Un)+er,)t
3N THE 7US
St$5ent (An5rea!: 3/ 5amn traff)c&S)r" %lea,e 5r)+e fa,t
2r)+er (Er)c*!: I 5o '/at I can la5
(-3RTY MINUTES .ATER!
St$5ent (An5rea!: 3/& -)nall
(RUSHES! (REACHES THE C.ASSR33M!
St$5ent (An5rea!: Goo5 morn)n# m),," e8c$,e me for 9e)n# late"
ma I come )nM),, (Ana),!: Goo5 e+en)n# la5" can o$ not come )n"
'a)t $nt)l 9rea* %lea,e
St$5ent (An5rea!: 7$t
M),, (Ana),!: I ,a)5 no&
(S.AMS THE 233R IN HIS -ACE!
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Scene ;: E8%o,$re
M),, (Katt!: St$5ent Ana), o$ /a+e to %re,ent o$r /ome'or*
St$5ent (Ana),!: 3* m),,
(SHE STARTS T3 RESENTS!
St$5ent (Ana),!: 0ell
(SHAKING A.. NERVI3US" STAMM3RING!
(SHE 23ESN4T REMEM7ER AN2 SHE 3N.Y SAYS THANKS!
M),, (Katt!: Cla%, for o$ cla,,mate an5 %lea,e for t/e ne8t t)me
o$ ')ll
nee5 to ,t$5 more
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(Me5le!: 0/at 5)5 5o to m ,/)rt
(M@n)ca!: T/e mo5el ), l)*e t/at
(Me5le!: No" )t4, a ,ta)n
0/at 5)5 5o to ,/)rt
(M@n)ca!: 0/o 5)5 )t Yo$ are t/e one '/o 'ear, t/), clot/e,
(Me5le!: All o$4re 'ear)n# ), m)ne: a ,/)rt" ean," ,rea*er,
0/at are o$ 5o)n# )n m room
(M@n)ca!: 0e ,/are t/e ,ame room fool),/
(Me5le!: 7$t t/at 5oe, not allo' o$ to $,e m clot/e," o$4ll 9$ a
ne' ,/)rt
(M@n)ca!: At t/e en5 of t/e ear" /a B /a /a
Yo$ for#et to ,%o)l m ne' ean,
(Me5le!: I4ll ,ell m mot/er t/at o$ /a+e a 9ofr)en5
(M@n)ca!: I4ll ,ell mom t/at o$ 5)5n4t #o to cla,, 9eca$,e %art"
mom&
(SISTER -IGHT!
(M@n)ca!: .et me #o
(Me5le!: Ho' a9o$t )f 'e 9ot/ let #o at t/e ,ome t)me
(G)rl,!: 3ne" t'o" t/ree
Mom (!: 0/at4, #o)n# on
(G)rl,!: Not/)n# ), #o)n# on
Mom (!: I 5o not 'ant to ,ee f)#/t, a#a)n
