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WHOLESALE CATALOG JANUARY–JUNE 2015

THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD

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Hello, NeigHbor!Mister rogers MagNetic dress-up

Hello, Neighbor! Mister Rogers’ mix-and-match magnetic wardrobe includes everything you need to spend a snappy new day with

America’s most beloved children’s television personality. #3819

Sold in multiples of 6.

sHakespeare MagNetic dress-upNow you can give the Bard his props… and his costumes! Dress Shakespeare in mix-and-match disguises and finery to perform his own plays – the package even opens to show a woodcut of the Swan Theatre in Shakespeare’s day! #3821

Sold in multiples of 6.

Minimum order 2 pieces.

Minimum order 2 pieces.

eye WatcHTime will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3805

Moiré op art WatcHAnimated Op Art for your ensemble!

As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those

who like eye candy. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm

diameter. Water resistant. #3975

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$7.00

$7.00

$21.00

$21.00

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Visit us online at upgwholesale.com

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Music NotebookUPG’s Music notebook has 64 pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806

great gaMes!NotebookThe Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. 64 game pages, three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes), and easy-to-follow rules for several games. #3875

coMic NotebookOur popular Comic notebook is now also available in a larger format (4.75" × 7"), with 96 pages of panels and punch-out stencils for comics, cartoons, and graphic novels.

regular coMic Notebook3.5" × 5", 64 pp. #3581

large coMic Notebook4.75" × 7", 96 pp. #3951

Sold in multiples of 6.

doctor WHo sticky NotesAdd another dimension to your memos with

hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206

NeW!FeaturiNg

tHe tWelFtH

doctor!

doctor WHo

stickies

are back!

NoWiN tWosiZes!

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$1.50

$1.50

$1.50

$3.00

$3.00

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MagNetic persoNalitiesA modern dancer, a civil rights activist, a folk singer, and an English author are the newest Magnetic Personalities — puppets on your finger and magnets on your fridge.

little tHiNkersThe American humorist, a samurai philosopher, and a folk singer are the newest characters in UPG’s Little Thinkers line — plush 11" dolls for your cubicle, bookshelf, or cubby.

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

Minimum 2/style.

MartHagraHaM

#3917

MalcolM X

#3916

Mark tWaiN#3919

MiyaMoto MusasHi#3976

pete seeger#3920

peteseeger

#3915

geoFFreycHaucer

#3918

4

$3.50

$9.50Case discount $.25 off 12/style.

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12 bars per case.

12 bars per case.

bar-o-saurusGames, trivia, facts, and fun – the Bar-o-Saurus activity bar is filled with plant-eating goodness! #3813

sHerlock HolMes Mystery barThe Sherlock Holmes Mystery Bar is a fruit-and-nut bar in a package filled with games and diversions – great fun for the die-hard Holmes enthusiast and the newly-smitten fan alike! #3811

Quotable NotablesNow with Edith Wharton, Mister Rogers, and Carl Sagan, you can communicate with socialites, preschoolers, and extraterrestrials alike! Quotable Notable cards come complete with an envelope and sticker sheet of quotes and good wishes.

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

editH WHartoN#3921

carl sagaN#3884

Mister rogers#3885

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$2.35 each$2.15 each for 3 dozen.$1.95 each for 108 (9 dozen).

$2.35 each$2.15 each for 3 dozen.$1.95 each for 108 (9 dozen).

$1.50 each for 12+/style.$1.75 each for 6/style.

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MooN sHirt(perigee & apogee)

With the Moon at perigee on the front (near!) and at apogee on the

reverse (far!), this 100% cotton t-shirt in a shade of deep blue is

as wonderful and mysterious and changeable as you.

MOON1 — Small

MOON2 — MediumMOON3 — Large

MOON4 — XLMOON5 — 2XL

Fdr sHirtThis 100% cotton t-shirt lets you relive the glory days of FDR and the New Deal. Wear it and you will feel that Happy Days Are Here Again!

FDR1 — SmallFDR2 — MediumFDR3 — LargeFDR4 — XLFDR5 — 2XL

Sold in multiples of 12.

MiNd coNtrol MiNtsYou are getting minty… minty… very minty… #3882

FroNt

back

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$11.50$12.50 for 2XL.

$11.50$12.50 for 2XL.

$1.50

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More coMiNg

NeXt spriNg

& suMMer!

disappeariNgvaN gogH Mug

Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear.

With its ear-shaped handle, the DisappEARing Van Gogh Mug is sure to make an impression. Or a

post-impression. #0125

HoW to draW aNiMalsMake your coffee break more creative with the How to Draw

Animals mug! Step-by-step instructions show you how to draw your own Bengal Tiger, Asian Elephant, and Giant Panda. All

you need is a pencil and paper… and a coffee ring. #3824

HoW to tie kNotsWith the How to Tie Knots mug, you’re on your way

to earning a merit badge on your coffee break or securing your boat to the dock with your next mug of

hot chocolate. Rope included! #3822

cliMate cHaNge MugAdd hot water and watch sea levels

rise. Let things cool off and the coastlines return. #3869

How-To MugsMake your coffee breaks better with the first mugs in UPG’s new How-to line. Don’t just doodle — draw! Don’t twiddle your thumbs — tie some knots!

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Mister rogers sWeater cHaNgiNg MugThis friendly mug features favorite Mister Rogers quotes and song lyrics, and when you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! #3748

NeW

desigN! NeW

desigN!

cold

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cold

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$6.50

$6.50

$6.50

$6.50

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disappeariNg Mugs

disappeariNg tardis Watch the TARDIS

travel through time and space!#1605

coNstellatioNs Have coffee with the stars.

#2762

disappeariNg cHesHire catThe cat disappears, leaving only a grin.

#0025

Jesus sHavesJesus needs hot water to shave!

#0981

Hot

cold

cold

coldcold

Hot

HotHot

tiMeless elvisAdd a hot beverage and watch Elvis go

from Vegas to Memphis! #3044

tHe beatles yelloW subMariNe Mug

John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine.

#3329

cold

Hot

Order in multiples of 4/style. All mugs come gift boxed.

great supreMe court casesAdd a hot beverage and the

losing sides disappear! #1657

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cold

cold

Hot

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disappeariNg Mugs

great gays out oF tHe closet

Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors!

#1655

great NudesAdd a hot beverage and everyone’s clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!)

#2240

disappeariNg civil libertiesWatch your rights disappear.

#0236

sHark! Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water.

#2985

disappeariNg Wives oF HeNry viii

Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off.

#0064

disappeariNg diNosaursDinosaurs transform into fossils!

#0982

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cold

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cold

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FREE Mug Display inserts included with

your order for all disappearing mugs!

$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32. $6.50 EA

CH

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NoN-disappeariNg Mugs

baNNed books24 literary classics too hot to handle.

#2480

edgar allaN poeMakes any beverage mysterious!

#3356

kurt voNNegutThe right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the

requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. #3358

Mark tWaiN“The human race has only one really effective weapon and

that is laughter.” Running a close second is caffeine. #3357

JaNe austeNJust the thing for women of independent

means and superior men. #3764

First liNes oF literature It’ll give you the literary

inspiration to tackle your day. #2763

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$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32. $6.50 EA

CH

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NoN-disappeariNg Mugs

brieF History oF artFrom Lascaux to Picasso.

#1658

piNk FreudHave a cigar!

#3346

FreudiaN sipsWhen you say one thing but

mean your mother! #0084

geNesis oF tHe daleks Caffeinate before you exterminate!

#3745

crossWord puZZle Mug One puzzle on the box, and a new one

every month at crosswordmug.com! #3340

Order in multiples of 4/style.All mugs come gift boxed.

MoNty pytHoN Quotes Featuring 20 classic quotes from the

legendary comedy team. #2965

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$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32.

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NoN-disappeariNg Mugs

great MoustacHes15 famous moustaches. Groucho,

Twain, Poe and others.#0652

as seen on

MatHeMatical ForMulae20 of the most popular mathematical formulae.

#0492

dalÍ llaMa50% englightened, 50% surreal.

#3381

Hello dalÍThe persistence of meow.

#3382

Here’s lookiNg at euclidEnjoy your morning cofffee

with some essential geometry.#3402

presideNtial caMpaigN slogaNs

29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary.#0978

yiddisH proverbs Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their

English translations. #0163

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$6.50 EACH $6.25 each when ordered

in case packs of 32.

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NoN-disappeariNg MugsOrder in multiples of 4/style.All mugs come gift boxed.

classic Movie MugClassic quotes from movie history.

Test yourself!#2764

great arcHitectureArchitectural drawings of 10 famous buildings

from classical to classic.#3305

sHakespeareaN love The Bard’s best come-ons.

#0169

sHakespeareaN iNsults The Bard’s best put-downs.

#0065

yiddisH proverbs Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their

English translations. #0163

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Sell our mugs in aMini ivory Tower

see page 58

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vaN gogH#0171

MotHer’s little Helper

#0602

Freud#0172

Mad Hatter#0238

sHakespeare#0318

My stacHe#2807

3.5" × 1"

Humorous aids for our over-medicated society. Fine nickel-plated pill boxes with clasps to keep your meds safely inside.

2" in diameter.

cHill pill #2806

Frida’s pHarMacy#3333

obaMacare#3332

Jesus#0648

Min. 3 pcs.

paNdora’s pill boX#3990

buddHa#3463

piNk Freud#3991

rosie tHe riveter#3583

pill boXes

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$6.50 EACH

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pill boXes

New PackagiNg!All of our round pill boxes now come packaged in attractive display boxes.

Min. 3 pcs.

spiNNiNg pill boX display rack

Show off our pill boxes on this spinning display. Holds 48 units.

See page 60 for details. #4044

PILL BOXES

PILL BOXES

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$6.50 EACH

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NoaM cHoMsky#3309

salvador dalÍ#3473

secular saiNt caNdle display

Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. See

page 61 for details. #3804

Sold in multiples of 4/style.secular saiNts

UPG’s Secular Saints candles feature cultural icons to inspire and enlighten. Guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).

2.25" × 8.5".

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Frida kaHlo#3291

$6.00 EACH

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sigMuNd Freud#3311

betty FriedaN#3306

abraHaM liNcolN#3314

WilliaM sHakespeare#3307

socrates#3313

cHarles darWiN#3325

virgiNia WoolF#3310

albert eiNsteiN#2933

kurt voNNegut#3701

secular saiNtsSold in multiples of 4/style.

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$6.00 EACH

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Order in multiples of 2/style.All watches 33mm unless otherwise stated.

babel WatcHNow you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian,

Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else.

38mm diameter. #3784

Moiré op art WatcHAnimated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3975

eye WatcHTime will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3805

NEW! NEW!

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salvador dalÍ surreality

Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands

of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles

the face every minute. #0559

leoNardo da viNci reverse MotioN

The hands move backwards! The face says: “Time stays long

enough for anyone who will use it.” #0651

color WHeelFinally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your

wrist. Perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs.

38mm diameter. #3584

ptoleMaic systeMAh, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the Earth. #2979

eiNsteiNiaN relativityA clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! #0219

EACH$21.00

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sHiva rotatiNg arMsTwo of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. #0650

WoNderlaNdYou won’t be late with our

Wonderland watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch

face every minute. Curious! Printed plastic band. #1609

MiNistry oF silly Walks

Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass!

38mm diameter. #3049

doctor WHo The TARDIS flies around the

vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying

watch face. #2207

euclidEuclid’s proposition tells you the time. #3527

F-stop WatcHA classic photography-inspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? #1836

NietZscHe eterNal returN oF tHe saMe“The Eternal Return of the Same” spins around the face. #0088

Higgs bosoNPretend you understand

particle physics with this new watch. You’ll CERNtainly be

the life of any party. #2969

Now with geNuiNe leather straps!

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teMpus Fugit Order in multiples of 2/style. All watches 33mm unless otherwise stated.

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WatcH displaysShowcase our timepieces in

style. No hardware required

for assembly. See page 60

for more display options

and pricing.

NoW WitH geNuiNe leatHer straps!

aWesoMe WatcH packagiNg!Each watch comes

in its own display tin.

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darkrooM tiMerRemember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. #2987

tHe MiNd oF FreudSee what’s on his mind (and probably yours!) Six different words (Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, Eros) become visible inside Freud’s thought bubble. #0127

priMe tiMe Tell time with prime numbers. A math geek favorite! #1837

sHakespeare tWelFtH NigHt“O time, thou must untangle this, not I; it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. #0105

steaMsHip telegrapH Full speed ahead! #2836

tHe MytH oF sisypHusEternally condemned, Sisyphus pushes his rock round and round as the seconds tick by. #0261

cHapliN ModerN tiMes rotatiNg gearCharlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times.#0649

EACH$21.00

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little tHiNkers Minimum order 2 pieces/style.

Inspire. Englighten. Cuddle.

11" tall and so smart.

JaNe austeN#0248

billy tHe kid#2948

blackbeard#1844

buddHa#0019

cHarlie cHapliN #0931

Marie sklodoWska curie#3559

cleopatra#3262

salvador dalÍ#0028

JoHaNN sebastiaN bacH #0014

ludWig vaN beetHoveN #0017

QEQE

NEW!NEW!

NEW!

i play

Music! so do i!

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pete seegerPete Seeger inspired generations of activists and folk singers and now he’s an inspiring 11" tall plush doll for your bookshelf, cubicle, or on the road! #3920

MiyaMoto MusasHiMiyamoto Musashi, the legendary samurai and ronin, is now an inspiring 11" plush doll! Let this celebrated Japanese swordsman be your constant companion. #3976

Mark tWaiNOur Little Thinker captures the essence of Mark Twain,

as smart(alecky) as he is wise(cracking). He stands

about 11" tall – as brash, self-effacing, and cuddly as the

original. #3919

Musical Dolls $11.00 each. Case discount .25 off 12/style.$9.50 EACH

$11.00 $11.00

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detacHable

kite!

little tHiNkers

eMily dickiNsoN#0036

cHarles dickeNs#2641

eliZabetH i#0525

albert eiNsteiN#0035

W.e.b. dubois#0128

Frida kaHlo#0056

sigMuNd Freud#0162

MaHatMa gaNdHi#0058

beNJaMiN FraNkliN#3561

Jesus#0289

cHe guevara#0024

sHerlock HolMes#0511

gaNesH#0625

leoNardo da viNci#0029

MarilyN MoNroe#0203

karl MarX#0077

abraHaM liNcolN#0951

claude MoNet #0081

cHarles darWiN#0030

W.a. MoZart#0083

QEi play

Music!

22$11.00

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detacHable

ear!

detacHable

raveN!

little tHiNkersMinimum order 2 pieces/style.

kiNg tut#3261

pablo picasso#0638

FriedricH NietZscHe#0085

barack obaMa#0310

socrates#0115

WilliaM sHakespeare#0099

screaMiNg screaM#0290

eleaNor roosevelt#0288

edgar allaN poe#0187

virgiNia WoolF #0123

aNdy WarHol#0311

viNceNt vaN gogH#0122

kurt voNNegut#2949

Nikola tesla#3558

george WasHiNgtoN#3733

sell ourlittle thinkers in a

MiNi ivory toWersee page 58

i really

screaM!

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Musical Dolls $11.00 each. Case discount .25 off 12/style.$9.50 EACH

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obaMacare MiNtsPEPPERMINT #3351

puNisHMiNtsCINNAMON HABAÑERO

#2954

disappoiNtMiNtsPEPPERMINT #2123

obaMaMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0316

tHe MorNiNg aFter MiNtPEPPERMINT #0258

iNvisibility MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0947

aNti-gravity MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0962

MiNts

Super-strong mints that provide a wallop of minty freshness, without sugar or aspartame.

Minimum 24 tins per style.

All mints come in a POP display box.

Delicious!

MaNly MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0260

MiNd coNtrol MiNtsPEPPERMINT #3882

beFore, duriNg& aFter seX MiNts

PEPPERMINT #0103

eaves dropsLEMON #3524

3-style rack (#0193) 6-style rack (#0139)

Two racks available upon request. Order 6 mint styles and get the 6-style rack. Order 3 styles and get the 3-style rack. See page 60 for details.

Free Displayrack

NEW!

beFore tHe kissPEPPERMINT #0071

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eiNsteiN’s relativelystroNg MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0315

aNti-establisHMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0011

alice’s eNcHaNtMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0615

MiNts are a girl’sbest FrieNd

PEPPERMINT #210125

siN-o-MiNtsCINNAMON HABAÑERO

#0108

MessiaH MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0964

MesHuga MiNtsPEPPERMINT #2103

eXperiMiNtsPEPPERMINT #2978

sHakespearMiNtsSPEARMINT #0008

aFter tHerapy MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0009

retireMiNtsPEPPERMINT #2102

MiNts

Free Displayrack

Sold in multiples of 24. POP included.

atoNeMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0013

eNligHteNMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0038

MotHer’slittle HelperPEPPERMINT #0259

eMpoWerMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0949

MoNty pytHoN’s WaFer tHiN MiNts

PEPPERMINT #3367

$1.50 EACH

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plaNet platesA set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher – wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Dishwasher safe. Plate diameter 10”. #3344

sold separately

Jupiter#3966

saturN#3967

VeNus#3963

uraNus#3968

NeptuNe#3969

Mercury#3962

Mars#3965

earth#3964

plaNet plates

Sold in multiples of 4.

Individually polybagged. Sold in multiples of 4/style.

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$18.50

$3.50 each

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MagNetic play sets Sold in multiples of 6/style.

NEW!

NEW!Mix it up! UPG’s magnetic moustaches, dress-ups, and play sets make your fridge fun again!

Sold in multiples of 6.

FreudiaN FiNery#0321

aMericaN gotHic#2766

Hello, NeigHbor!Mister rogers MagNetic dress-upHello, Neighbor! Mister Rogers’ mix-and-match magnetic wardrobe includes everything you need to spend a snappy new day with America’s most beloved children’s television personality. #3819

Sold in multiples of 6.

sHakespeare MagNetic dress-upNow you can give the Bard his props… and his costumes! Dress Shakespeare in mix-and-match disguises and finery to perform his own plays – the package even opens to show a woodcut of the Swan Theatre in Shakespeare’s day! #3821

Sold in multiples of 6.

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$7.00$7.00

$7.00 EACH

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MagNetic play sets

yelloW subMariNe #3385

you’ve created a MoNster! #3519

Frida’s Frocks & sMocks#2310

Fit For tHe kiNg#3042

soMe like it Haute#2281

oMg: desigN your oWN deity#2778

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great MoustacHes set20 magnets modeled on famous moustaches will hold up and enhance your family photos

on the fridge. #2498

Free acrylic displayfor Great Moustaches magnet set available upon request with order of 12 units. #2696

MagNetic dress-up display rack

Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. Holds 24

magnetic play sets. Available free with purchase of 24 sets.

See page 61. #3106

MagNetic play sets

eiNsteiN’s eNseMbles#0322

WHat Would Jesus Wear?#0323

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

obaMaraMa #0654

tHe First lady oF FasHioN#0320

saraH paliN goiNg vogue#1625

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$5.00 each.

$7.00 EACH

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WoNderlaNd#2781

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DiffereNT sHaPes iN every bookleT!

MoustacHios#2952

MoNty pytHoN#3048

sticky Note booklets

Musical Notes#0532

FiNger Notes#0613

Sold in multiples of 6.

doctor WHosticky NotesAdd another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206

NeW!FeaturiNg

tHe tWelFtH

doctor!

yelloW subMariNe#3330

Sticky notes from the Unemployed Philosphers Guild are so much more than just another adhesive memo pad! Each booklet comes with hundreds of stickies in different shapes and sizes and is guaranteed to amuse!

3.25" × 4.5".

$3.00 EACH

$3.00

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FreudiaN slips#0114

legal Notes#2210

sHakespeare’s MucH ado about NotHiNgs

#0533

eiNsteiNiaN gluoNs #0535

adHesive cHrist alMigHties

#0612

FeMiNotes#1818

sticky Note bookletsMinimum order 6 pieces per style. Sold in multiples of 6/style. Sticky note booklets come packed in POP-ready display box.

elvis#3361

dalÍ’s surrealist MaNiFestos

#0546

coMMaNdMeNts#0528

First aid Notes#3647

Frida’s reFlectioNs#0529

Notes oF tHe buddHa#0611

tiered sticky Note displayBaltic birch plywood. Assembles without hardware. Holds 36 units. Free with purchase of 72 booklets. See page 61. #3105

popdisplay

All sticky note booklets come in POP boxes of six.

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soNic Wallets

Ever hear the saying “money talks”? Well, now your wallet can talk, or sing, or scream with our revolutionary Sonic Wallets. Made from durable Tyvek®,

each wallet lets loose a different array of sounds each time you open it!

THe iNcreDible soNic walleT!

ligHt seNsitivesound plays when wallet

is opened

eXpaNdablethin wallet adapts to

hold your stuff

spiNNiNg Wallet displayShow off your sonic wallets on this spinning display. Holds 48 wallets. See page 61. #3228

day oF tHe deadNow your dinero can be as festive as the Día de los Muertos! Plays mariachi music each time you open it. #3318

JeWisHWhether for babka or challah, you’re going to need dough. Plays “Hava Nagila” when you open it. #3319

classic sci Fi The superior intelligence’s choice for holding worthless Earthling currency. Made of space-age material! Plays a variety of spacey sounds each time you open it. #3324

caMeraPay your models and darkroom fees with this sleek, retro Graflex wallet. Makes classic camera sounds when you open it! #2981

kitteNs Kittens, KITTENS, kiTTeNs! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!! One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321

auduboN birdsKeep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316

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soNic WalletsSold in multiples of 6/style.

tHe screaMHear existential screams and shouts each time you open the wallet. #2908

patrioticThe most American wallet ever! Plays stars and stripes forever and The star-spangled banner! Sized perfectly for US currency. #2973

druM MacHiNeThis classic drum machine-inspired wallet lays down five beats! #2907

JesusHallelujah! Sounds of angels and harps emanate as you reach for what is Caesar’s. #2970

buddHaFind your moment of zen when you reach for a ten. Plays four different chants and meditative sounds. #2974

sHakespeare iNsultsHurls seven insults and barbs from the Bard each time thou openst it. #2971

MoolaHA blinged-out cow wallet that shouts “moo-lah” each time you open it to grab some moolah! #2975

baseballPlays classic sounds of a ball game each time you open it. It’ll make you want to buy peanuts. #2972

elvisHere’s the only one for the money. Fits in the pocket of your leather jacket and your flashy new jumpsuit. Plays blue suede shoes each time you open it. #2976

MoNty pytHoNYou’ll make a splash with this Monty Python wallet that plays music plus select quotes from the Pythons when you open it. #2982

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great driNkers sHot glassesOur Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034

Mug sHots sHot glasses Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug

shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano,

Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838

sHot glasses These shot glasses are shot glasses for

straight shooters of the highest caliber. #2236

glassWare

sHot iNto space sHot glassesSix shot glasses, eight animal pioneers. Raise a glass to the unsung heroes of space exploration! #3091

JeWs glassesA set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. #2869

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Sold in multiples of 4.

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yelloW subMariNe

yelloW subMariNe MugWhen you add hot water, John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Subarmine. Won't you join the Fab Four in a cup of tea? 12. oz. #3329

yelloW subMariNe MagNetic play setThe Beatles Yellow Subarine Play Set comes with a Snapping Turk, the Chief Blue Meanie and Max, Apple Bonkers, Glovie, and more! Featuring the Fab Four...and Love. #3385

yelloW subMariNe sticky Notes

Yellow Submarine sticky notes feature characters from the movie. Let the Fab Four,

Blue Meanies, Glovie, and a psychedelic host of others help you remember All You Need. #3330

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cold

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doctor WHo

doctor WHo WatcHThe TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying watch face. #2207

Minimum order 2.

geNesis oF tHe daleks Mug

Prof. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek — The Doctor’s long-time nemesis.

Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

disappeariNg tardis MugAdd a hot beverage and watch the TARDIS travel through time and space! #1605

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$6.50

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doctor WHo

tardis vs dalekcreaM & sugar setEven a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3-½" tall and highly civilized. #3746

Sold in multiples of 4.

tardis vs dalek salt & pepper set

An epic battle across space and time can now take place over your dinner table with our TARDIS vs Dalek

salt and pepper shaker set! These collectible ceramic shakers are a must for every Doctor Who fan. #2453

Sold in multiples of 6.

doctor WHo sticky NotesAdd another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206

NeW!FeaturiNg

tHe tWelFtH

doctor!

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$9.50. Sold in multiples of 4. $9.25 case pack of 24 units.

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salvadordalÍ#0230

JaNeausteN

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billcliNtoN

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#0228

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#0509

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#0303

beNJaMiNFraNkliN

#0574

MaHatMagaNdHi

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MicHelFoucault

#0213

ralpH WaldoeMersoN

#0578

louis arMstroNg

#2225

Frederick douglass

#2230

Quotable Notables

billy tHe kid

#2956

davycrockett

#2957

aNgel(giotto)

#0983

More than just a blank card, this is a revolution in stationery! Each of our 9” tall, die-cut note cards comes with an envelope and unique sticker sheet, featuring quotations and celebratory greet-ings for all occasions, from “Happy Birthday” to “Missing you!” and protected in an acetate sleeve.

NEW! NEW!

NEW!editH

WHartoN#3921

carlsagaN#3884

Misterrogers

#3885

F. scottFitZgerald

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girl W/ pearl earriNg

(verMeer)#2234

Floor aNd couNter racks availableSee page 62 for details.

Jesus#0935

JaMesJoyce#0206

tHoMasJeFFersoN

#0575

FriedricHNietZscHe

#0208

isaacNeWtoN

#0989

Quotable Notables

claudeMoNet

#0231

W.a.MoZart

#0229

JoHN F. keNNedy

#2224

kiss (kliMt)#0232

FridakaHlo#0218

Moses#0940

leoNardoda viNci

#0941

robert e.lee

#2227

FraNZ kaFka#0579

karlMarX#0233

abraHaMliNcolN

#0966

MarilyN MoNroe

#2228

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MoNa lisa(leoNardo)

#0234

HeNry viii#0200

cHeguevara

#0199

sHerlockHolMes

#0504

ulysses s.graNt#2226

JiMiHeNdriX

#2229

Zora NealeHurstoN

#0590

billie Holiday

#3326

Customize your card! Every Quotable Notable card comes with a sticker sheet of quotes, greetings, and images!

HarryHoudiNi

#0991

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Quotable Notables

QueeN oF Hearts

#0580

Mad Hatter

#0584

WHite rabbit

#0581

alice#0583

virgiNiaWoolF

#0207

FraNk lloyd WrigHt

#0589

Walt WHitMaN

#0304

ludWigWittgeNsteiN

#0205

oscarWilde#1785

aNdy WarHol

#0939

kurt voNNegut

#2959

georgeWasHiNgtoN

#1783

editHWHartoN

#3921

WilliaMsHakespeare

#0215

socrates#0211

gertrude steiN#0942

HeNry david tHoreau

#0501

Nikola tesla#3659

viNceNt vaN gogH

#0210

screaM(MuNcH)

#0235

JeaN-paulsartre

#0505

rosie tHeriveter

#0586

carlsagaN#3884

Mark tWaiN#0502

sittiNg bull#2958

FraNkliN d.roosevelt

#0946

tHeodore roosevelt

#0937

reMbraNdtvaN riJN

#0591

elvis presley

#3047

pablopicasso

#0945

edgarallaN poe

#0209

eleaNorroosevelt

#0576

Misterrogers

#3885

rosa parks#2223

dorotHyparker

#0201

MicHelleobaMa

#0312

barackobaMa

#0609

veNus(botticelli)

#0986

aNNieoakley

#0508

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alice iN WoNderlaNdAlice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585

card sets

nonsense!eat me

Alice

“Goodbye Feet!”

andCURIOUSER

CURIOUSER

“Everything's got

a moral, if only

you can �nd it.”“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.” “Oh, 'tis love, 'tis

love that makes the world go round.”

“I can't explain

myself, I'm afraid,

because I'm not

myself, you see.”

“Take care of

the sense and the

sounds will

take care of

themselves.”

“What a curious feeling.”

great artistsSalvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305

great WritersJane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306

MasterpiecesDegas’ ballerina, Munch’s scream, Leonardo’s Mona lisa, Klimt’s kiss. #0510

Each set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets.

boxeD carD seTs

Sold in multiples of 4.$6.00 EACH

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Notebooks Sold in multiples of 6/style.

coMic NotebookA handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.

regular3.5" × 5", 64 pp. #3581

large4.75" × 7", 96 pp. #3951

MiNi MasterpiecesNotebook

A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature

masterpieces. #3582

Notebooks are 3.5" × 5".64 pages.

Music NotebookUPG’s Music notebook has 64 pages of staves so you can launch right into the

composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806

great gaMes! NotebookThe Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. 64 game pages, three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes), and easy-to-follow rules for several games. #3875

NEW!

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Notebook displayBaltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. Holds 36 passports, free with purchase of 72. See page 61. #3104

These notebooks are your passports to sacred sites, imaginary places, and other fantastic lands. Not just a handy notebook — a journal for all your inward journeys.

“it is not down in any map; true places never are.”

— Herman MelvillecaMelot

#1592gardeN oF edeN

#1594area 51

#2962

paNgaea#1464

NirvaNa#1593

Mars#2221

paradise#1475

plato’s republic#1469

sHerlock HolMes#3393

upg#2964

NeverlaNd#1590

tHe uNcoNscious#1467

Hell#1465

oZ #1471

utopia#1468

WoNderlaNd#1473

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t-sHirts

Now your customers can dress in style—UPG style! Featuring 13 designs. No summer, winter, fall or spring collection is complete without them! 100% cotton.*

Dress iN sTyle!

Available in unisex Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and 2X-Large.

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cat appears

iN suNligHt!

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piNkFreud

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eMersoN?

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t-sHirtsMin. 2 per size.

EUCLID1 - SmallEUCLID2 - MediumEUCLID3 - LargeEUCLID4 - XLEUCLID5 - 2XL

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i love lucy

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Each Activity Bar comes in a fold-out four-panel box full of fun, facts, games, activities, and, to give you the energy to do it all, a delicious-tasting, gluten-free, kosher fruit and nut bar! A magnetic clasp keeps it all together. The package is wildly entertaining even after the bar is gone.

Never before have so many had so much fun and nutrition for so little!

fuN aNDNuTriTious!

activity bars

3 Bar Rack (wire) (#2677) 6 Bar Rack (wood) (#2678)

See page 61 for details.

GrEatDisplays!

pop boXesFor every bar

bar-o-saurusGames, trivia, facts, and fun – the Bar-o-Saurus activity bar is filled with plant-eating goodness! #3813

sHerlock HolMes Mystery barThe Sherlock Holmes Mystery Bar is a fruit-and-nut bar in a package filled with games and diversions – great fun for the die-hard Holmes enthusiast and the newly-smitten fan alike! #3811

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arrr barrr pirate bar Box includes pirate lingo, cut-out pieces of eight, pirate quiz game and an official code of conduct! #2289

star barLearn about the universe while having a snack! #3040

sigMuNd Freud’s Fruit & Nut bar An interactive box full of Freudian games, trivia, and even a cut-out Freudian cigar! #2338

buddHa bar Buddha trivia, checklists, and a cut-out Buddhist shrine to display on your desk or nightstand. #2332

tHe bard barMy kingdom for a tasty fruit and nut bar! #3041

activity bars

tHe last supper bar Box contains a Jesus activity extravaganza: facts on the Last Supper, games, quizzes, jokes and trivia. #2334

a priest, a rabbi, aNd a peNguiN Walk iNto a bar Inside you’ll find a concise History of Humor Timeline, a Comic Strip Construction Kit, and a crash course on punchlines. #2340

gay bar Includes games, activities, trivia, and even recipes for gay drinks that are guaranteed to leave you well hung over. That’s quite a package! #2339

WoNderlaNd ‘eat Me’ barCurious? Open up the box and you’ll find games, puzzles, and quotes from your favorite Wonderland characters. #2337

eiNsteiN’s eNergy barOpen up the package for a real scientific education. You’ll be able to hold your own in any discussion of special relativity. #0967

NietZscHe’s Will to poWer barOpen the clasp and discover Nietzsche puzzles, facts, and 12 steps to becoming an Übermensch. There’s even a cut-out Nietzsche moustache! #2342

12 bars per case.

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$2.35 EACH

$2.15 when you buy 3 dozen. $1.95 for 108 (9 dozen).

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MagNetic persoNalities

fiNger PuPPeTs & friDge MagNeTs!

rotatiNg puppet rackOur rotating Magnetic

Personality display holds up to 60 puppets. It’s

made of wood and steel and opens on top to hold

excess inventory. FREE with a purchase of 144

puppets. #0165

Floor rack also available. See page 60 for more info.

On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Over 100 different fuzzy luminaries are available.

tHe great revolutioNariesGandhi, Guevara, Trotsky, Mandela #0157

tHe great pHilosopHersPlato, Kant, Hegel, Nietzsche #0094

tHe great scieNtistsSklodowska Curie, Einstein, Newton, Darwin #0423

PUPPETBOXSETS

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JaNeausteN

#0145

sHoleMaleicHeM

#0516

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#0922

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#0150

billy tHe kid

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#0629

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#0928

geoFFreycHaucer

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aNtoN cHekHov

#0919

NoaMcHoMsky

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WiNstoNcHurcHill

#1842

Julius caesar

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buddHa#0020

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geoFFreycHaucer

#3918

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#3917

peteseeger

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$12.50 each.

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MagNetic persoNalitiesSold in multiples of 6/style.

tHe great coMposersBeethoven, Verdi, Puccini, Mozart #0158

tHe great psycHologistsSigmund Freud, Anna Freud,

Jung, Couch #0096

tHe great artistsVan Gogh, Dalí, Kahlo, Monet #0012

PUPPETBOXSETS

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cleopatra#3264

cHristopHercoluMbus

#2193

davycrockett

#2942

MariesklodoWska

curie#0296

salvador dalÍ#0033

cHarlesdarWiN

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JacQuesderrida

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reNédescartes

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Fyodordostoevsky

#0513

Frederickdouglass

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tHoMasedisoN

#0292

eMilydickiNsoN

#0544

cHarlesdickeNs

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ulysses s.graNt#0925

QueeN eliZabetH i

#0519

MartHagraHaM

#3917

alberteiNsteiN

#0148

cHeguevara

#0155

keitHHariNg

#2941

g.W.F.Hegel#0197

erNestHeMiNgWay

#0630

sHerlockHolMes

#0596

Zora NealeHurstoN

#0196

tHoMasJeFFersoN

#0521

Jesus#0929

MicHelFoucault

#0185

beNJaMiNFraNkliN

#0221

sigMuNdFreud#0054

galileogalilei

#0178

gaNesH#0923

MaHatMagaNdHi

#0161

NEW!

eMMagoldMaN

#0514

$12.50 each.

$3.50 EACH

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$3.25 each in case packs of 36.

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MagNetic persoNalities

pavlov’s dog#0151

edgarallaN poe

#0198

sylviaplatH#3554

rosa parks#2185

pablo picasso

#0921

plato#0095

tHe great WritersShakespeare, Woolf, Dickens, Tolstoy #0134

Freud & coucHThe master and his couch. #0055

alice iN WoNderlaNdCheshire Cat, Queen of Hearts,

Alice, Mad Hatter #2238

PUPPETBOXSETS

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JaMesJoyce#0146

FridakaHlo#0057

FraNZkaFka#0068

carlJuNg#0067

iMMaNuelkaNt#0143

HeleNkeller

#2945

søreNkierkegaard

#0181

NelsoNMaNdela

#0153

karlMarX#0250

HerMaNMelville

#0601

gustavkliMt#0291

lao-tZu#0073

roberte. lee#0927

leoNardoda viNci

#0543

abraHaMliNcolN

#0245

MalcolM X#3916

claude MoNet#0082

MarilyNMoNroe

#2187

W. a.MoZart

#0144

Moses#3265

isaacNeWtoN

#0249

georgia o’keeFFe

#0518

barackobaMa

#0644

FriedricHNietZscHe

#0087

dorotHy parker

#0252

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$7.50 each.

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$12.50 each.

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elvispresley

#3045

viNceNtvaN gogH

#0121

diegovelaZQueZ

#0633

giuseppeverdi#0142

verMeer’sgirl W/pearl

#2235

QueeNvictoria

#3266

voltaire #3557

kurtvoNNegut

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aNdyWarHol

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giacoMopucciNi

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diego rivera

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robiNHood#1839

eleaNor roosevelt

#0223

augusterodiN#0166

tHeodore roosevelt

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betsyross#1840

ruMi#3740

WilliaMsHakespeare

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sappHo#0600

carl sagaN

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scHrödiNger’s cat

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tHescreaM

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peteseeger

#3915

artHurscHopeNHauer

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sHiva#0924

barucHspiNoZa

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Nikolatesla#0636

leo tolstoy

#0160

HarriettubMaN

#0241

kiNg tut#3263

soJourNertrutH#0621

MarktWaiN#0628

cHesHirecat

#2191

MadHatter

#2189

QueeN oFHearts

#2190

georgeWasHiNgtoN

#0294

virgiNiaWoolF

#0124

oscarWilde#0635

FraNk lloydWrigHt

#0610

alice#2242

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elvis dress-up setViva apparel! Dress a magnetic Elvis up in nearly limitless combinations of mix-and-match wardrobes. Dress the Hillbilly Cat for the Ed Sullivan Show, a gig in Las Vegas, or hanging out on a beach in Hawaii. #3042

elvis sticky NotesRemember Elvis—and everything else —in style! Accept no imitators! #3361

elvis soNic WalletThe only one for the money! Tyvek® wallet plays blue suede shoes when opened. #2976

Hot

elvis Quotable NotableA die-cut note card of The King. Each comes with a sticker sheet featuring quotes and greetings. #3047

elvis presley tM

TM

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Sold in multiples of 6.Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

elvis MagNetic FiNger puppetHere’s the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll in his jailhouse attire! Wear him as a finger puppet or let him make your fridge a little cooler. #3045

tiMeless elvis Mug

Add a hot beverage and watch Elvis go from Vegas

to Memphis! #3044

cold

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$7.00

$3.00

$3.50

$7.50

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MoNty pytHoN Quotes MugTake a swig to wash down all that albatross. Featuring 20 classic quotes from the legendary comedy team. #2965

MoNty pytHoN sticky Notes And now for something completely sticky! A sticky note book with notes featuring classic Python iconography. #3048

MoNty pytHoN soNic Wallet

Handy when you want to buy an ant, a new parrot, or a bed ( just don’t say

“mattress” to Mr. Lambert). Plays music and quotes from the Pythons.

#2982

MoNty pytHoN’s WaFer tHiN MiNts Don’t worry about how full you are—these fresh after-dinner mints will refresh you. They definitely won’t make you explode.* #3367

MiNistry oF silly Walks WatcH

Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! #3049

MoNty pytHoNtM

Sold in multiples of 4.

Minimum order 2 pieces.

Min. order 24 tins.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Sold in multiples of 6.

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otHer stuFF

Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

st. sebastiaN piN cusHioNThe famed martyr pierced by arrows is now your very own pincushion. He comes complete with pins. #0195

Available in:Small (Women’s 4.5-7.5, Men’s 4.5–6) #0112Medium (Women’s 8-10, Men’s 6.5–8.5) #0111Large (Women’s 10.5-12, Men’s 9–11.5) #0110

iNFlatable screaM dollDo-it-yourself inflatable Scream rises to 18" when you fill it with a sigh, a moan, or a scream of your own. He also wobbles on his water-filled base. #2961

Min. 2pcs. Boxed.

Sold in multiples of 6.

Minimum 2 pairs per size.

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In our centuries of business experience, we’ve learned that every store’s market and clientele are unique. To accommodate this diversity, UPG continues to develop hundreds of products.

Here are some of our new and bestselling products by category:

upg bestsellers

MugsDisappearing TARDISDisappearing DinosaursConstellationsShakespearean InsultsShark!MathCheshire CatFirst Lines of LiteratureCrossword PuzzleGenesis of the DaleksYellow SubmarineMonty Python QuotesBrief History of ArtJane AustenNeW: Mister RogersNeW: Climate ChangeNeW: DisappEARing

Van Gogh

t-sHirtsShakespearean InsultsPink FreudDalí LlamaCheshire CatHere's Looking at EuclidHello DalíNeW: MoonNeW: FDR

pill boXesMad HatterFreud Pandora's Pill BoxFrida's PharmacyBuddhaRosie the RiveterJesusVan Gogh

little tHiNkersAlbert EinsteinSherlock HolmesSigmund FreudFrida KahloWilliam ShakespeareVincent Van GoghEdgar Allan PoeAbraham LincolnPablo PicassoNeW: Miyamoto MusashiNeW: Pete SeegerNeW: Mark Twain

MagNetic persoNalitiesFrida KahloSigmund FreudThe ScreamAlbert EinsteinWilliam ShakespearePablo PicassoAndy WarholVincent Van GoghSalvador DalíBarack ObamaAbraham LincolnElvis PresleySherlock HolmesNeW: Martha GrahamNeW: Malcolm XNeW: Pete SeegerNeW: Geoffrey Chaucer

barsEat Me BarFreud BarGay BarLast Supper BarEinstein's Energy BarBuddha BarStar BarNeW: Holmes Mystery BarNeW: Bar-o-saurus

Quotable NotablesRosie the RiveterSalvador DalíFrida KahloAndy WarholAlbert EinsteinEdgar Allan PoeLaughing BuddhaPablo PicassoElvis PresleyMarilyn MonroeJimi HendrixAlice in WonderlandNeW: Mister RogersNeW: Carl SaganNeW: Edith Wharton

WalletsKittensAudubon BirdsElvisMonty PythonJesusScreamDay of the DeadDrum MachineSci-FiCamera

MagNetic dress-upWhat Would Jesus Wear?Frida's Frocks & SmocksYellow Submarine Play SetOMGYou've Created A Monster!NeW: ShakespeareNeW: Mister Rogers

MiNtsEmpowermintsEinstein Relativity MintsMarilyn MintsObamamintsDisappointmintsAlice's EnchantmintsRetiremintsShakespearmintsObamacare MintsManly MintsNeW: Mind Control Mints

WatcHesMonty Python Silly Walks Doctor WhoRelativityDalíPtolemaic SystemHiggs BosonWonderland WatchSteamship TelegraphColor WheelF-stopNeW: Eye WatchNeW: Moiré Op Art Watch

sticky NotesYellow SubmarineMusical NotesFreudian SlipsWonderland NotesMonty Python StickiesFirst Aid Sticky NotesMoustachiosMuch Ado About NothingsElvis Sticky NotesNeW: Doctor Who

glassWareMug ShotsGreat DrinkersShot into SpaceJews Glasses

NotebooksComic Notebook WonderlandOzSherlock HolmesMini MasterpiecesNeverlandHellMarsNeW: Music NotebookNeW: Great Games!

caNdlesFrida KahloAlbert EinsteinWilliam ShakespeareSigmund FreudCharles DarwinKurt Vonnegut

otHerPlanet PlatesTARDIS vs Dalek Salt

& Pepper ShakersTARDIS vs Dalek Creamer

& Sugar SetFreudian SlippersNeW: Individual

Planet Plates

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3 tier

6 inside / 6 outside

Height: 78" Width: 26" Depth: 21"

FiNally an opportunity to offer the entire UPG product range in one versatile display. The Ivory Tower can hold all of UPG’s product lines in an attractive, efficient way. Designed with a flexible modular system, you can mix and match any and all of UPG’s lines. This spinning floor display holds a huge amount of product in a relatively small space.

additioNal beNeFits:•5% discouNt on all reorders, forever ($100 standard minimum applies)

• New modules offered with new product lines

ivory toWer

4 inside / 4 outside

Height: 64" Width: 26" Depth: 21"

NicErack!

2 tier

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for this prograM, the coMbiNeD styles aND

quaNtities iN your iNitial orDer Must fill

the Display coMpletely.

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3 tiER Display Cost: $200 with order of $1400 or more. Free with order of $2000 or more.

2 tiER Display Cost: $150 with order of $1000 or more. Free with order of $1200 or more.

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little tHiNkers

(Holds 12 units)activity bars(Holds 72 units)

secular saiNts(Holds 40 units)

WatcHes(Holds 18 units)

Mugs(Holds 24 units)

MiNts (Holds 216 units)

For a 3 tierivory toWer:

cHoose 6

For a 2 tierivory toWer:

cHoose 4

For a 3 tierivory toWer:

cHoose 6

For a 2 tierivory toWer:

cHoose 4

passport Notebooks(Holds 90 units)

puppet sets(Holds 8 units)

soNic Wallets(Holds 48 units)

Quotable Notables(Holds 120 units)

MagNetic persoNalities(Holds 60 units)

WatcHes(Holds 18 units)

pill boXes

(Holds 54 units)sticky Notes(Holds 72 units)

MagNetic dress-upcounts as 2 modules

(Holds 36 units)

INSIDE MODULES

OUTSIDE MODULES

to design your own ivory toWer,go to:upgwholesale.com/ivorytower

ivory toWer ☞

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NEW!

2 tiER Display Cost: $150 with order of $1000 or more. Free with order of $1200 or more.

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tHe M.i.t. is modular and can be configured to hold nearly every UPG line. Don’t have space for an Ivory Tower? Go for a Mini! Order two or three and create your own UPG universe.

The Mini Ivory Tower is fully customizable for your store. Here’s Just oNe eXaMple of what it could hold:

36 Finger Puppets

16 Mugs

4 Little Thinkers

18 Sticky Notes

36 Wallets

9 Watches

16 Candles

additioNal beNeFits:• 5% discouNt on all reorders, forever ($200 minimum order)

• New modules offered with new product lines

Spinning base

36"

18.5" max14.5" max

☞ iN orDer to qualify for this prograM, the coMbiNeD styles aND quaNtities iN your iNitial orDer Must fill the Display coMpletely. With this assortment — $800 wholesale, $1750 retail at MSRP

The M.I.T. can hold between $600 and $2400 at MSRP.

MiNi ivory toWer cost: $100. Free with order of $600 or more.

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group a cHoose 2

Quotable Notables(Holds 108 units)

MagNetic persoNalities(Holds 36 units)

Notebooks(Holds 72 units)

dress ups(Holds 12 units)

Wallets(Holds 36 units)

pill boXes(Holds 36 units)

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ivory toWerIn order to get your very oWN M.i.t., choose 2 from Group A and 6 from Group B below and then order the corresponding product to fill it. Couldn’t be simpler. Repeats are ok!

group b cHoose 6

WatcHes(Holds 9 units)

Mugs(Holds 8 units)

sticky Notes(Holds 18 units)

little tHiNkers(Holds 4 units)

MiNts(Holds 60 units)

you cHoose WHicH liNes For your M.i.t.!

caNdles

(Holds 8 units)

NEW!

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display solutioNs

iteM sku # oF styles

diMeNsioNsW × d × H Material(s) price Qty For

Free display

large lockable watch rack 3471 12 12 x 12 x 15" acrylic 24

large watch rack 3541 12 12 x 12 x 15" birch plywood 18

small lockable watch rack 4043 6 10 x 8 x 12" acrylic 12

small watch rack 3977 6 10 x 8 x 12" birch plywood 9

Magnetic Moustache Display 2696 1 6 x 2 x 8" acrylic 12

large Mint rack 0139 6 4 x 10 x 14" wire — black 144

small Mint rack 0193 3 2 x 10 x 14" wire — black 72

spinning countertop puppet Display 0165 24 12 x 12 x 30" birch plywood 144

spinning countertop pill box Display 4044 12 9 x 6 x 20" birch plywood 36

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display solutioNs

iteM sku # oF styles

diMeNsioNsW × d × H Material(s) price Qty For

Free display

secular saint candle rack 3804 8 11 x 13 x 24" birch plywood 32

spinning countertop wallet Display 3228 8 12 x 6 x 23" birch plywood 48

Dress-up rack 3106 4 9 x 10 x 24" birch plywood 24

sticky Note rack 3105 6 11 x 10 x 15" birch plywood 36

Notebook rack 3104 6 13 x 7 x 17" birch plywood 72

spinning countertop Notebook Display 4045 12 6 x 6 x 24" birch plywood & acrylic 108

large bar rack 2678 6 14 x 14 x 10" birch plywood 72

small bar rack 2677 3 7 x 12 x 18" wire — black 36

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our Quotable Notables caN be displayed oN tHe ivory toWer aNd

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iteM sku # oF styles

diMeNsioNsW × d × H Material(s) price Qty For

Free display

large countertop card rack 3705 24 13 × 13 × 42" birch plywood

& acrylic 288

small countertop card rack 3704 16 13 × 13 × 30" birch plywood

& acrylic 192

spinning floor card rack 4047 40 18 × 18 × 78" birch plywood

& acrylic 480

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a puppet Display for slatwall 2753 10 21 x 1 x 20" black Metal 60

b card strip for slatwall 2751 6 21 x 2 x 10" acrylic 72

c single wallet Module for slatwall 3536 4 21 x 6 x 10" acrylic 24

d lockable watch case for slatwall 2756 6 21 x 6 x 10" acrylic 12

e sticky Note shelf for slatwall 2754 6 21 x 4 x 7" acrylic 36

F Dress up rack for slatwall 2752 6 21 x 8 x 20" acrylic 36

g pill box adaptor for slatwall 4041 6 21 x 4 x 7" acrylic 18

H puppet set shelf for slatwall* 2824 2 21 x 6 x 10" acrylic 8

i Notebook shelf for slatwall 2755 5 21 x 2 x 7" acrylic 60

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