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WHOLESALE CATALOG JANUARY–JUNE 2015
THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD
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Hello, NeigHbor!Mister rogers MagNetic dress-up
Hello, Neighbor! Mister Rogers’ mix-and-match magnetic wardrobe includes everything you need to spend a snappy new day with
America’s most beloved children’s television personality. #3819
Sold in multiples of 6.
sHakespeare MagNetic dress-upNow you can give the Bard his props… and his costumes! Dress Shakespeare in mix-and-match disguises and finery to perform his own plays – the package even opens to show a woodcut of the Swan Theatre in Shakespeare’s day! #3821
Sold in multiples of 6.
Minimum order 2 pieces.
Minimum order 2 pieces.
eye WatcHTime will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3805
Moiré op art WatcHAnimated Op Art for your ensemble!
As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those
who like eye candy. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm
diameter. Water resistant. #3975
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$7.00
$7.00
$21.00
$21.00
Visit us online at upgwholesale.com
Sold in multiples of 6.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Music NotebookUPG’s Music notebook has 64 pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806
great gaMes!NotebookThe Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. 64 game pages, three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes), and easy-to-follow rules for several games. #3875
coMic NotebookOur popular Comic notebook is now also available in a larger format (4.75" × 7"), with 96 pages of panels and punch-out stencils for comics, cartoons, and graphic novels.
regular coMic Notebook3.5" × 5", 64 pp. #3581
large coMic Notebook4.75" × 7", 96 pp. #3951
Sold in multiples of 6.
doctor WHo sticky NotesAdd another dimension to your memos with
hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206
NeW!FeaturiNg
tHe tWelFtH
doctor!
doctor WHo
stickies
are back!
NoWiN tWosiZes!
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$1.50
$1.50
$1.50
$3.00
$3.00
MagNetic persoNalitiesA modern dancer, a civil rights activist, a folk singer, and an English author are the newest Magnetic Personalities — puppets on your finger and magnets on your fridge.
little tHiNkersThe American humorist, a samurai philosopher, and a folk singer are the newest characters in UPG’s Little Thinkers line — plush 11" dolls for your cubicle, bookshelf, or cubby.
Sold in multiples of 6/style.
Minimum 2/style.
MartHagraHaM
#3917
MalcolM X
#3916
Mark tWaiN#3919
MiyaMoto MusasHi#3976
pete seeger#3920
peteseeger
#3915
geoFFreycHaucer
#3918
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$3.50
$9.50Case discount $.25 off 12/style.
12 bars per case.
12 bars per case.
bar-o-saurusGames, trivia, facts, and fun – the Bar-o-Saurus activity bar is filled with plant-eating goodness! #3813
sHerlock HolMes Mystery barThe Sherlock Holmes Mystery Bar is a fruit-and-nut bar in a package filled with games and diversions – great fun for the die-hard Holmes enthusiast and the newly-smitten fan alike! #3811
Quotable NotablesNow with Edith Wharton, Mister Rogers, and Carl Sagan, you can communicate with socialites, preschoolers, and extraterrestrials alike! Quotable Notable cards come complete with an envelope and sticker sheet of quotes and good wishes.
Sold in multiples of 6/style.
editH WHartoN#3921
carl sagaN#3884
Mister rogers#3885
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$2.35 each$2.15 each for 3 dozen.$1.95 each for 108 (9 dozen).
$2.35 each$2.15 each for 3 dozen.$1.95 each for 108 (9 dozen).
$1.50 each for 12+/style.$1.75 each for 6/style.
MooN sHirt(perigee & apogee)
With the Moon at perigee on the front (near!) and at apogee on the
reverse (far!), this 100% cotton t-shirt in a shade of deep blue is
as wonderful and mysterious and changeable as you.
MOON1 — Small
MOON2 — MediumMOON3 — Large
MOON4 — XLMOON5 — 2XL
Fdr sHirtThis 100% cotton t-shirt lets you relive the glory days of FDR and the New Deal. Wear it and you will feel that Happy Days Are Here Again!
FDR1 — SmallFDR2 — MediumFDR3 — LargeFDR4 — XLFDR5 — 2XL
Sold in multiples of 12.
MiNd coNtrol MiNtsYou are getting minty… minty… very minty… #3882
FroNt
back
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$11.50$12.50 for 2XL.
$11.50$12.50 for 2XL.
$1.50
More coMiNg
NeXt spriNg
& suMMer!
disappeariNgvaN gogH Mug
Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear.
With its ear-shaped handle, the DisappEARing Van Gogh Mug is sure to make an impression. Or a
post-impression. #0125
HoW to draW aNiMalsMake your coffee break more creative with the How to Draw
Animals mug! Step-by-step instructions show you how to draw your own Bengal Tiger, Asian Elephant, and Giant Panda. All
you need is a pencil and paper… and a coffee ring. #3824
HoW to tie kNotsWith the How to Tie Knots mug, you’re on your way
to earning a merit badge on your coffee break or securing your boat to the dock with your next mug of
hot chocolate. Rope included! #3822
cliMate cHaNge MugAdd hot water and watch sea levels
rise. Let things cool off and the coastlines return. #3869
How-To MugsMake your coffee breaks better with the first mugs in UPG’s new How-to line. Don’t just doodle — draw! Don’t twiddle your thumbs — tie some knots!
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Mister rogers sWeater cHaNgiNg MugThis friendly mug features favorite Mister Rogers quotes and song lyrics, and when you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! #3748
NeW
desigN! NeW
desigN!
cold
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cold
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$6.50
$6.50
$6.50
$6.50
disappeariNg Mugs
disappeariNg tardis Watch the TARDIS
travel through time and space!#1605
coNstellatioNs Have coffee with the stars.
#2762
disappeariNg cHesHire catThe cat disappears, leaving only a grin.
#0025
Jesus sHavesJesus needs hot water to shave!
#0981
Hot
cold
cold
coldcold
Hot
HotHot
tiMeless elvisAdd a hot beverage and watch Elvis go
from Vegas to Memphis! #3044
tHe beatles yelloW subMariNe Mug
John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine.
#3329
cold
Hot
Order in multiples of 4/style. All mugs come gift boxed.
great supreMe court casesAdd a hot beverage and the
losing sides disappear! #1657
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Hot
cold
cold
Hot
disappeariNg Mugs
great gays out oF tHe closet
Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors!
#1655
great NudesAdd a hot beverage and everyone’s clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!)
#2240
disappeariNg civil libertiesWatch your rights disappear.
#0236
sHark! Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water.
#2985
disappeariNg Wives oF HeNry viii
Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off.
#0064
disappeariNg diNosaursDinosaurs transform into fossils!
#0982
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cold
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FREE Mug Display inserts included with
your order for all disappearing mugs!
$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32. $6.50 EA
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NoN-disappeariNg Mugs
baNNed books24 literary classics too hot to handle.
#2480
edgar allaN poeMakes any beverage mysterious!
#3356
kurt voNNegutThe right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the
requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. #3358
Mark tWaiN“The human race has only one really effective weapon and
that is laughter.” Running a close second is caffeine. #3357
JaNe austeNJust the thing for women of independent
means and superior men. #3764
First liNes oF literature It’ll give you the literary
inspiration to tackle your day. #2763
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$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32. $6.50 EA
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NoN-disappeariNg Mugs
brieF History oF artFrom Lascaux to Picasso.
#1658
piNk FreudHave a cigar!
#3346
FreudiaN sipsWhen you say one thing but
mean your mother! #0084
geNesis oF tHe daleks Caffeinate before you exterminate!
#3745
crossWord puZZle Mug One puzzle on the box, and a new one
every month at crosswordmug.com! #3340
Order in multiples of 4/style.All mugs come gift boxed.
MoNty pytHoN Quotes Featuring 20 classic quotes from the
legendary comedy team. #2965
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$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32.
NoN-disappeariNg Mugs
great MoustacHes15 famous moustaches. Groucho,
Twain, Poe and others.#0652
as seen on
MatHeMatical ForMulae20 of the most popular mathematical formulae.
#0492
dalÍ llaMa50% englightened, 50% surreal.
#3381
Hello dalÍThe persistence of meow.
#3382
Here’s lookiNg at euclidEnjoy your morning cofffee
with some essential geometry.#3402
presideNtial caMpaigN slogaNs
29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary.#0978
yiddisH proverbs Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their
English translations. #0163
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$6.50 EACH $6.25 each when ordered
in case packs of 32.
NoN-disappeariNg MugsOrder in multiples of 4/style.All mugs come gift boxed.
classic Movie MugClassic quotes from movie history.
Test yourself!#2764
great arcHitectureArchitectural drawings of 10 famous buildings
from classical to classic.#3305
sHakespeareaN love The Bard’s best come-ons.
#0169
sHakespeareaN iNsults The Bard’s best put-downs.
#0065
yiddisH proverbs Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their
English translations. #0163
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Sell our mugs in aMini ivory Tower
see page 58
vaN gogH#0171
MotHer’s little Helper
#0602
Freud#0172
Mad Hatter#0238
sHakespeare#0318
My stacHe#2807
3.5" × 1"
Humorous aids for our over-medicated society. Fine nickel-plated pill boxes with clasps to keep your meds safely inside.
2" in diameter.
cHill pill #2806
Frida’s pHarMacy#3333
obaMacare#3332
Jesus#0648
Min. 3 pcs.
paNdora’s pill boX#3990
buddHa#3463
piNk Freud#3991
rosie tHe riveter#3583
pill boXes
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$6.50 EACH
pill boXes
New PackagiNg!All of our round pill boxes now come packaged in attractive display boxes.
Min. 3 pcs.
spiNNiNg pill boX display rack
Show off our pill boxes on this spinning display. Holds 48 units.
See page 60 for details. #4044
PILL BOXES
PILL BOXES
15
$6.50 EACH
NoaM cHoMsky#3309
salvador dalÍ#3473
secular saiNt caNdle display
Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. See
page 61 for details. #3804
Sold in multiples of 4/style.secular saiNts
UPG’s Secular Saints candles feature cultural icons to inspire and enlighten. Guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).
2.25" × 8.5".
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Frida kaHlo#3291
$6.00 EACH
sigMuNd Freud#3311
betty FriedaN#3306
abraHaM liNcolN#3314
WilliaM sHakespeare#3307
socrates#3313
cHarles darWiN#3325
virgiNia WoolF#3310
albert eiNsteiN#2933
kurt voNNegut#3701
secular saiNtsSold in multiples of 4/style.
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$6.00 EACH
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Order in multiples of 2/style.All watches 33mm unless otherwise stated.
babel WatcHNow you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian,
Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else.
38mm diameter. #3784
Moiré op art WatcHAnimated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3975
eye WatcHTime will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3805
NEW! NEW!
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salvador dalÍ surreality
Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands
of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles
the face every minute. #0559
leoNardo da viNci reverse MotioN
The hands move backwards! The face says: “Time stays long
enough for anyone who will use it.” #0651
color WHeelFinally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your
wrist. Perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs.
38mm diameter. #3584
ptoleMaic systeMAh, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the Earth. #2979
eiNsteiNiaN relativityA clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! #0219
EACH$21.00
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Minimum 2 pieces/style. teMpus Fugit
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sHiva rotatiNg arMsTwo of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. #0650
WoNderlaNdYou won’t be late with our
Wonderland watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch
face every minute. Curious! Printed plastic band. #1609
MiNistry oF silly Walks
Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass!
38mm diameter. #3049
doctor WHo The TARDIS flies around the
vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying
watch face. #2207
euclidEuclid’s proposition tells you the time. #3527
F-stop WatcHA classic photography-inspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? #1836
NietZscHe eterNal returN oF tHe saMe“The Eternal Return of the Same” spins around the face. #0088
Higgs bosoNPretend you understand
particle physics with this new watch. You’ll CERNtainly be
the life of any party. #2969
Now with geNuiNe leather straps!
teMpus Fugit Order in multiples of 2/style. All watches 33mm unless otherwise stated.
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WatcH displaysShowcase our timepieces in
style. No hardware required
for assembly. See page 60
for more display options
and pricing.
NoW WitH geNuiNe leatHer straps!
aWesoMe WatcH packagiNg!Each watch comes
in its own display tin.
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darkrooM tiMerRemember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. #2987
tHe MiNd oF FreudSee what’s on his mind (and probably yours!) Six different words (Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, Eros) become visible inside Freud’s thought bubble. #0127
priMe tiMe Tell time with prime numbers. A math geek favorite! #1837
sHakespeare tWelFtH NigHt“O time, thou must untangle this, not I; it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. #0105
steaMsHip telegrapH Full speed ahead! #2836
tHe MytH oF sisypHusEternally condemned, Sisyphus pushes his rock round and round as the seconds tick by. #0261
cHapliN ModerN tiMes rotatiNg gearCharlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times.#0649
EACH$21.00
little tHiNkers Minimum order 2 pieces/style.
Inspire. Englighten. Cuddle.
11" tall and so smart.
JaNe austeN#0248
billy tHe kid#2948
blackbeard#1844
buddHa#0019
cHarlie cHapliN #0931
Marie sklodoWska curie#3559
cleopatra#3262
salvador dalÍ#0028
JoHaNN sebastiaN bacH #0014
ludWig vaN beetHoveN #0017
QEQE
NEW!NEW!
NEW!
i play
Music! so do i!
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pete seegerPete Seeger inspired generations of activists and folk singers and now he’s an inspiring 11" tall plush doll for your bookshelf, cubicle, or on the road! #3920
MiyaMoto MusasHiMiyamoto Musashi, the legendary samurai and ronin, is now an inspiring 11" plush doll! Let this celebrated Japanese swordsman be your constant companion. #3976
Mark tWaiNOur Little Thinker captures the essence of Mark Twain,
as smart(alecky) as he is wise(cracking). He stands
about 11" tall – as brash, self-effacing, and cuddly as the
original. #3919
Musical Dolls $11.00 each. Case discount .25 off 12/style.$9.50 EACH
$11.00 $11.00
detacHable
kite!
little tHiNkers
eMily dickiNsoN#0036
cHarles dickeNs#2641
eliZabetH i#0525
albert eiNsteiN#0035
W.e.b. dubois#0128
Frida kaHlo#0056
sigMuNd Freud#0162
MaHatMa gaNdHi#0058
beNJaMiN FraNkliN#3561
Jesus#0289
cHe guevara#0024
sHerlock HolMes#0511
gaNesH#0625
leoNardo da viNci#0029
MarilyN MoNroe#0203
karl MarX#0077
abraHaM liNcolN#0951
claude MoNet #0081
cHarles darWiN#0030
W.a. MoZart#0083
QEi play
Music!
22$11.00
detacHable
ear!
detacHable
raveN!
little tHiNkersMinimum order 2 pieces/style.
kiNg tut#3261
pablo picasso#0638
FriedricH NietZscHe#0085
barack obaMa#0310
socrates#0115
WilliaM sHakespeare#0099
screaMiNg screaM#0290
eleaNor roosevelt#0288
edgar allaN poe#0187
virgiNia WoolF #0123
aNdy WarHol#0311
viNceNt vaN gogH#0122
kurt voNNegut#2949
Nikola tesla#3558
george WasHiNgtoN#3733
sell ourlittle thinkers in a
MiNi ivory toWersee page 58
i really
screaM!
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Musical Dolls $11.00 each. Case discount .25 off 12/style.$9.50 EACH
obaMacare MiNtsPEPPERMINT #3351
puNisHMiNtsCINNAMON HABAÑERO
#2954
disappoiNtMiNtsPEPPERMINT #2123
obaMaMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0316
tHe MorNiNg aFter MiNtPEPPERMINT #0258
iNvisibility MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0947
aNti-gravity MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0962
MiNts
Super-strong mints that provide a wallop of minty freshness, without sugar or aspartame.
Minimum 24 tins per style.
All mints come in a POP display box.
Delicious!
MaNly MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0260
MiNd coNtrol MiNtsPEPPERMINT #3882
beFore, duriNg& aFter seX MiNts
PEPPERMINT #0103
eaves dropsLEMON #3524
3-style rack (#0193) 6-style rack (#0139)
Two racks available upon request. Order 6 mint styles and get the 6-style rack. Order 3 styles and get the 3-style rack. See page 60 for details.
Free Displayrack
NEW!
beFore tHe kissPEPPERMINT #0071
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eiNsteiN’s relativelystroNg MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0315
aNti-establisHMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0011
alice’s eNcHaNtMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0615
MiNts are a girl’sbest FrieNd
PEPPERMINT #210125
siN-o-MiNtsCINNAMON HABAÑERO
#0108
MessiaH MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0964
MesHuga MiNtsPEPPERMINT #2103
eXperiMiNtsPEPPERMINT #2978
sHakespearMiNtsSPEARMINT #0008
aFter tHerapy MiNtsPEPPERMINT #0009
retireMiNtsPEPPERMINT #2102
MiNts
Free Displayrack
Sold in multiples of 24. POP included.
atoNeMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0013
eNligHteNMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0038
MotHer’slittle HelperPEPPERMINT #0259
eMpoWerMiNtsPEPPERMINT #0949
MoNty pytHoN’s WaFer tHiN MiNts
PEPPERMINT #3367
$1.50 EACH
plaNet platesA set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher – wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Dishwasher safe. Plate diameter 10”. #3344
sold separately
Jupiter#3966
saturN#3967
VeNus#3963
uraNus#3968
NeptuNe#3969
Mercury#3962
Mars#3965
earth#3964
plaNet plates
Sold in multiples of 4.
Individually polybagged. Sold in multiples of 4/style.
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$18.50
$3.50 each
MagNetic play sets Sold in multiples of 6/style.
NEW!
NEW!Mix it up! UPG’s magnetic moustaches, dress-ups, and play sets make your fridge fun again!
Sold in multiples of 6.
FreudiaN FiNery#0321
aMericaN gotHic#2766
Hello, NeigHbor!Mister rogers MagNetic dress-upHello, Neighbor! Mister Rogers’ mix-and-match magnetic wardrobe includes everything you need to spend a snappy new day with America’s most beloved children’s television personality. #3819
Sold in multiples of 6.
sHakespeare MagNetic dress-upNow you can give the Bard his props… and his costumes! Dress Shakespeare in mix-and-match disguises and finery to perform his own plays – the package even opens to show a woodcut of the Swan Theatre in Shakespeare’s day! #3821
Sold in multiples of 6.
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$7.00$7.00
$7.00 EACH
MagNetic play sets
yelloW subMariNe #3385
you’ve created a MoNster! #3519
Frida’s Frocks & sMocks#2310
Fit For tHe kiNg#3042
soMe like it Haute#2281
oMg: desigN your oWN deity#2778
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great MoustacHes set20 magnets modeled on famous moustaches will hold up and enhance your family photos
on the fridge. #2498
Free acrylic displayfor Great Moustaches magnet set available upon request with order of 12 units. #2696
MagNetic dress-up display rack
Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. Holds 24
magnetic play sets. Available free with purchase of 24 sets.
See page 61. #3106
MagNetic play sets
eiNsteiN’s eNseMbles#0322
WHat Would Jesus Wear?#0323
Sold in multiples of 6/style.
obaMaraMa #0654
tHe First lady oF FasHioN#0320
saraH paliN goiNg vogue#1625
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$5.00 each.
$7.00 EACH
WoNderlaNd#2781
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DiffereNT sHaPes iN every bookleT!
MoustacHios#2952
MoNty pytHoN#3048
sticky Note booklets
Musical Notes#0532
FiNger Notes#0613
Sold in multiples of 6.
doctor WHosticky NotesAdd another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206
NeW!FeaturiNg
tHe tWelFtH
doctor!
yelloW subMariNe#3330
Sticky notes from the Unemployed Philosphers Guild are so much more than just another adhesive memo pad! Each booklet comes with hundreds of stickies in different shapes and sizes and is guaranteed to amuse!
3.25" × 4.5".
$3.00 EACH
$3.00
FreudiaN slips#0114
legal Notes#2210
sHakespeare’s MucH ado about NotHiNgs
#0533
eiNsteiNiaN gluoNs #0535
adHesive cHrist alMigHties
#0612
FeMiNotes#1818
sticky Note bookletsMinimum order 6 pieces per style. Sold in multiples of 6/style. Sticky note booklets come packed in POP-ready display box.
elvis#3361
dalÍ’s surrealist MaNiFestos
#0546
coMMaNdMeNts#0528
First aid Notes#3647
Frida’s reFlectioNs#0529
Notes oF tHe buddHa#0611
tiered sticky Note displayBaltic birch plywood. Assembles without hardware. Holds 36 units. Free with purchase of 72 booklets. See page 61. #3105
popdisplay
All sticky note booklets come in POP boxes of six.
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soNic Wallets
Ever hear the saying “money talks”? Well, now your wallet can talk, or sing, or scream with our revolutionary Sonic Wallets. Made from durable Tyvek®,
each wallet lets loose a different array of sounds each time you open it!
THe iNcreDible soNic walleT!
ligHt seNsitivesound plays when wallet
is opened
eXpaNdablethin wallet adapts to
hold your stuff
spiNNiNg Wallet displayShow off your sonic wallets on this spinning display. Holds 48 wallets. See page 61. #3228
day oF tHe deadNow your dinero can be as festive as the Día de los Muertos! Plays mariachi music each time you open it. #3318
JeWisHWhether for babka or challah, you’re going to need dough. Plays “Hava Nagila” when you open it. #3319
classic sci Fi The superior intelligence’s choice for holding worthless Earthling currency. Made of space-age material! Plays a variety of spacey sounds each time you open it. #3324
caMeraPay your models and darkroom fees with this sleek, retro Graflex wallet. Makes classic camera sounds when you open it! #2981
kitteNs Kittens, KITTENS, kiTTeNs! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!! One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321
auduboN birdsKeep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316
soNic WalletsSold in multiples of 6/style.
tHe screaMHear existential screams and shouts each time you open the wallet. #2908
patrioticThe most American wallet ever! Plays stars and stripes forever and The star-spangled banner! Sized perfectly for US currency. #2973
druM MacHiNeThis classic drum machine-inspired wallet lays down five beats! #2907
JesusHallelujah! Sounds of angels and harps emanate as you reach for what is Caesar’s. #2970
buddHaFind your moment of zen when you reach for a ten. Plays four different chants and meditative sounds. #2974
sHakespeare iNsultsHurls seven insults and barbs from the Bard each time thou openst it. #2971
MoolaHA blinged-out cow wallet that shouts “moo-lah” each time you open it to grab some moolah! #2975
baseballPlays classic sounds of a ball game each time you open it. It’ll make you want to buy peanuts. #2972
elvisHere’s the only one for the money. Fits in the pocket of your leather jacket and your flashy new jumpsuit. Plays blue suede shoes each time you open it. #2976
MoNty pytHoNYou’ll make a splash with this Monty Python wallet that plays music plus select quotes from the Pythons when you open it. #2982
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great driNkers sHot glassesOur Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034
Mug sHots sHot glasses Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug
shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano,
Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838
sHot glasses These shot glasses are shot glasses for
straight shooters of the highest caliber. #2236
glassWare
sHot iNto space sHot glassesSix shot glasses, eight animal pioneers. Raise a glass to the unsung heroes of space exploration! #3091
JeWs glassesA set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. #2869
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Sold in multiples of 4.
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$0.25 off in case packs of 24 units.$8.00 EACH
$10.00
yelloW subMariNe
yelloW subMariNe MugWhen you add hot water, John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Subarmine. Won't you join the Fab Four in a cup of tea? 12. oz. #3329
yelloW subMariNe MagNetic play setThe Beatles Yellow Subarine Play Set comes with a Snapping Turk, the Chief Blue Meanie and Max, Apple Bonkers, Glovie, and more! Featuring the Fab Four...and Love. #3385
yelloW subMariNe sticky Notes
Yellow Submarine sticky notes feature characters from the movie. Let the Fab Four,
Blue Meanies, Glovie, and a psychedelic host of others help you remember All You Need. #3330
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Sold in multiples of 6.
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doctor WHo
doctor WHo WatcHThe TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying watch face. #2207
Minimum order 2.
geNesis oF tHe daleks Mug
Prof. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek — The Doctor’s long-time nemesis.
Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745
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Sold in multiples of 4.
disappeariNg tardis MugAdd a hot beverage and watch the TARDIS travel through time and space! #1605
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$6.50
$6.50
doctor WHo
tardis vs dalekcreaM & sugar setEven a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3-½" tall and highly civilized. #3746
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tardis vs dalek salt & pepper set
An epic battle across space and time can now take place over your dinner table with our TARDIS vs Dalek
salt and pepper shaker set! These collectible ceramic shakers are a must for every Doctor Who fan. #2453
Sold in multiples of 6.
doctor WHo sticky NotesAdd another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206
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$9.50. Sold in multiples of 4. $9.25 case pack of 24 units.
$3.00
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sigMuNdFreud#0203
MicHelFoucault
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ralpH WaldoeMersoN
#0578
louis arMstroNg
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Frederick douglass
#2230
Quotable Notables
billy tHe kid
#2956
davycrockett
#2957
aNgel(giotto)
#0983
More than just a blank card, this is a revolution in stationery! Each of our 9” tall, die-cut note cards comes with an envelope and unique sticker sheet, featuring quotations and celebratory greet-ings for all occasions, from “Happy Birthday” to “Missing you!” and protected in an acetate sleeve.
NEW! NEW!
NEW!editH
WHartoN#3921
carlsagaN#3884
Misterrogers
#3885
F. scottFitZgerald
#058838
girl W/ pearl earriNg
(verMeer)#2234
Floor aNd couNter racks availableSee page 62 for details.
Jesus#0935
JaMesJoyce#0206
tHoMasJeFFersoN
#0575
FriedricHNietZscHe
#0208
isaacNeWtoN
#0989
Quotable Notables
claudeMoNet
#0231
W.a.MoZart
#0229
JoHN F. keNNedy
#2224
kiss (kliMt)#0232
FridakaHlo#0218
Moses#0940
leoNardoda viNci
#0941
robert e.lee
#2227
FraNZ kaFka#0579
karlMarX#0233
abraHaMliNcolN
#0966
MarilyN MoNroe
#2228
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MoNa lisa(leoNardo)
#0234
HeNry viii#0200
cHeguevara
#0199
sHerlockHolMes
#0504
ulysses s.graNt#2226
JiMiHeNdriX
#2229
Zora NealeHurstoN
#0590
billie Holiday
#3326
Customize your card! Every Quotable Notable card comes with a sticker sheet of quotes, greetings, and images!
HarryHoudiNi
#0991
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Quotable Notables
QueeN oF Hearts
#0580
Mad Hatter
#0584
WHite rabbit
#0581
alice#0583
virgiNiaWoolF
#0207
FraNk lloyd WrigHt
#0589
Walt WHitMaN
#0304
ludWigWittgeNsteiN
#0205
oscarWilde#1785
aNdy WarHol
#0939
kurt voNNegut
#2959
georgeWasHiNgtoN
#1783
editHWHartoN
#3921
WilliaMsHakespeare
#0215
socrates#0211
gertrude steiN#0942
HeNry david tHoreau
#0501
Nikola tesla#3659
viNceNt vaN gogH
#0210
screaM(MuNcH)
#0235
JeaN-paulsartre
#0505
rosie tHeriveter
#0586
carlsagaN#3884
Mark tWaiN#0502
sittiNg bull#2958
FraNkliN d.roosevelt
#0946
tHeodore roosevelt
#0937
reMbraNdtvaN riJN
#0591
elvis presley
#3047
pablopicasso
#0945
edgarallaN poe
#0209
eleaNorroosevelt
#0576
Misterrogers
#3885
rosa parks#2223
dorotHyparker
#0201
MicHelleobaMa
#0312
barackobaMa
#0609
veNus(botticelli)
#0986
aNNieoakley
#0508
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alice iN WoNderlaNdAlice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585
card sets
nonsense!eat me
Alice
“Goodbye Feet!”
andCURIOUSER
CURIOUSER
“Everything's got
a moral, if only
you can �nd it.”“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.” “Oh, 'tis love, 'tis
love that makes the world go round.”
“I can't explain
myself, I'm afraid,
because I'm not
myself, you see.”
“Take care of
the sense and the
sounds will
take care of
themselves.”
“What a curious feeling.”
great artistsSalvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305
great WritersJane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306
MasterpiecesDegas’ ballerina, Munch’s scream, Leonardo’s Mona lisa, Klimt’s kiss. #0510
Each set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets.
boxeD carD seTs
Sold in multiples of 4.$6.00 EACH
Notebooks Sold in multiples of 6/style.
coMic NotebookA handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.
regular3.5" × 5", 64 pp. #3581
large4.75" × 7", 96 pp. #3951
MiNi MasterpiecesNotebook
A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature
masterpieces. #3582
Notebooks are 3.5" × 5".64 pages.
Music NotebookUPG’s Music notebook has 64 pages of staves so you can launch right into the
composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806
great gaMes! NotebookThe Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. 64 game pages, three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes), and easy-to-follow rules for several games. #3875
NEW!
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Notebook displayBaltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. Holds 36 passports, free with purchase of 72. See page 61. #3104
These notebooks are your passports to sacred sites, imaginary places, and other fantastic lands. Not just a handy notebook — a journal for all your inward journeys.
“it is not down in any map; true places never are.”
— Herman MelvillecaMelot
#1592gardeN oF edeN
#1594area 51
#2962
paNgaea#1464
NirvaNa#1593
Mars#2221
paradise#1475
plato’s republic#1469
sHerlock HolMes#3393
upg#2964
NeverlaNd#1590
tHe uNcoNscious#1467
Hell#1465
oZ #1471
utopia#1468
WoNderlaNd#1473
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t-sHirts
Now your customers can dress in style—UPG style! Featuring 13 designs. No summer, winter, fall or spring collection is complete without them! 100% cotton.*
Dress iN sTyle!
Available in unisex Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and 2X-Large.
*Hello Dali is 90/10 cotton/polyblend.
TKNew!
WALDO1 - SmallWALDO2 - MediumWALDO3 - LargeWALDO4 - XLWALDO5 - 2XL
CCAT1 - SmallCCAT2 - MediumCCAT3 - LargeCCAT4 - XLCCAT5 - 2XL
PMEM1 – SmallPMEM2 – MediumPMEM3 – aLargePMEM4 – XLPMEM5 – 2XL
MOON1 - SmallMOON2 - MediumMOON3 - LargeMOON4 - XLMOON5 - 2XL
PINKF1 - SmallPINKF2 - MediumPINKF3 - LargePINKF4 - XLPINKF5 - 2XL
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t-sHirtsMin. 2 per size.
EUCLID1 - SmallEUCLID2 - MediumEUCLID3 - LargeEUCLID4 - XLEUCLID5 - 2XL
MOUST1 - SmallMOUST2 - MediumMOUST3 - LargeMOUST4 - XLMOUST5 - 2XL
LLAMA1 - SmallLLAMA2 - MediumLLAMA3 - LargeLLAMA4 - XLLLAMA5 - 2XL
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dalÍ llaMa
Hello dalÍ
i love lucy
sHakespeareaNiNsults
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NEW!
$11.50 EACH $10.50 if ordered in quantities of 12/style.
Each Activity Bar comes in a fold-out four-panel box full of fun, facts, games, activities, and, to give you the energy to do it all, a delicious-tasting, gluten-free, kosher fruit and nut bar! A magnetic clasp keeps it all together. The package is wildly entertaining even after the bar is gone.
Never before have so many had so much fun and nutrition for so little!
fuN aNDNuTriTious!
activity bars
3 Bar Rack (wire) (#2677) 6 Bar Rack (wood) (#2678)
See page 61 for details.
GrEatDisplays!
pop boXesFor every bar
bar-o-saurusGames, trivia, facts, and fun – the Bar-o-Saurus activity bar is filled with plant-eating goodness! #3813
sHerlock HolMes Mystery barThe Sherlock Holmes Mystery Bar is a fruit-and-nut bar in a package filled with games and diversions – great fun for the die-hard Holmes enthusiast and the newly-smitten fan alike! #3811
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NEW!
arrr barrr pirate bar Box includes pirate lingo, cut-out pieces of eight, pirate quiz game and an official code of conduct! #2289
star barLearn about the universe while having a snack! #3040
sigMuNd Freud’s Fruit & Nut bar An interactive box full of Freudian games, trivia, and even a cut-out Freudian cigar! #2338
buddHa bar Buddha trivia, checklists, and a cut-out Buddhist shrine to display on your desk or nightstand. #2332
tHe bard barMy kingdom for a tasty fruit and nut bar! #3041
activity bars
tHe last supper bar Box contains a Jesus activity extravaganza: facts on the Last Supper, games, quizzes, jokes and trivia. #2334
a priest, a rabbi, aNd a peNguiN Walk iNto a bar Inside you’ll find a concise History of Humor Timeline, a Comic Strip Construction Kit, and a crash course on punchlines. #2340
gay bar Includes games, activities, trivia, and even recipes for gay drinks that are guaranteed to leave you well hung over. That’s quite a package! #2339
WoNderlaNd ‘eat Me’ barCurious? Open up the box and you’ll find games, puzzles, and quotes from your favorite Wonderland characters. #2337
eiNsteiN’s eNergy barOpen up the package for a real scientific education. You’ll be able to hold your own in any discussion of special relativity. #0967
NietZscHe’s Will to poWer barOpen the clasp and discover Nietzsche puzzles, facts, and 12 steps to becoming an Übermensch. There’s even a cut-out Nietzsche moustache! #2342
12 bars per case.
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$2.15 when you buy 3 dozen. $1.95 for 108 (9 dozen).
MagNetic persoNalities
fiNger PuPPeTs & friDge MagNeTs!
rotatiNg puppet rackOur rotating Magnetic
Personality display holds up to 60 puppets. It’s
made of wood and steel and opens on top to hold
excess inventory. FREE with a purchase of 144
puppets. #0165
Floor rack also available. See page 60 for more info.
On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Over 100 different fuzzy luminaries are available.
tHe great revolutioNariesGandhi, Guevara, Trotsky, Mandela #0157
tHe great pHilosopHersPlato, Kant, Hegel, Nietzsche #0094
tHe great scieNtistsSklodowska Curie, Einstein, Newton, Darwin #0423
PUPPETBOXSETS
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JaNeausteN
#0145
sHoleMaleicHeM
#0516
louisarMstroNg
#2186
susaN b.aNtHoNy
#0922
ludWig vaNbeetHoveN
#0150
billy tHe kid
#2943
NapoleoNboNaparte
#0295
blackbeard#1841
HaNNaHareNdt
#0629
cHarliecHapliN
#0928
geoFFreycHaucer
#3918
aNtoN cHekHov
#0919
NoaMcHoMsky
#3556
WiNstoNcHurcHill
#1842
Julius caesar
#2192
buddHa#0020
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MalcolM X#3916
geoFFreycHaucer
#3918
MartHagraHaM
#3917
peteseeger
#3915
$12.50 each.
$12.00 each in case packs of 24.
MagNetic persoNalitiesSold in multiples of 6/style.
tHe great coMposersBeethoven, Verdi, Puccini, Mozart #0158
tHe great psycHologistsSigmund Freud, Anna Freud,
Jung, Couch #0096
tHe great artistsVan Gogh, Dalí, Kahlo, Monet #0012
PUPPETBOXSETS
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cleopatra#3264
cHristopHercoluMbus
#2193
davycrockett
#2942
MariesklodoWska
curie#0296
salvador dalÍ#0033
cHarlesdarWiN
#0251
JacQuesderrida
#2194
reNédescartes
#3741
Fyodordostoevsky
#0513
Frederickdouglass
#0255
tHoMasedisoN
#0292
eMilydickiNsoN
#0544
cHarlesdickeNs
#0031
ulysses s.graNt#0925
QueeN eliZabetH i
#0519
MartHagraHaM
#3917
alberteiNsteiN
#0148
cHeguevara
#0155
keitHHariNg
#2941
g.W.F.Hegel#0197
erNestHeMiNgWay
#0630
sHerlockHolMes
#0596
Zora NealeHurstoN
#0196
tHoMasJeFFersoN
#0521
Jesus#0929
MicHelFoucault
#0185
beNJaMiNFraNkliN
#0221
sigMuNdFreud#0054
galileogalilei
#0178
gaNesH#0923
MaHatMagaNdHi
#0161
NEW!
eMMagoldMaN
#0514
$12.50 each.
$3.50 EACH
$12.00 each in case packs of 24.
$3.25 each in case packs of 36.
MagNetic persoNalities
pavlov’s dog#0151
edgarallaN poe
#0198
sylviaplatH#3554
rosa parks#2185
pablo picasso
#0921
plato#0095
tHe great WritersShakespeare, Woolf, Dickens, Tolstoy #0134
Freud & coucHThe master and his couch. #0055
alice iN WoNderlaNdCheshire Cat, Queen of Hearts,
Alice, Mad Hatter #2238
PUPPETBOXSETS
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JaMesJoyce#0146
FridakaHlo#0057
FraNZkaFka#0068
carlJuNg#0067
iMMaNuelkaNt#0143
HeleNkeller
#2945
søreNkierkegaard
#0181
NelsoNMaNdela
#0153
karlMarX#0250
HerMaNMelville
#0601
gustavkliMt#0291
lao-tZu#0073
roberte. lee#0927
leoNardoda viNci
#0543
abraHaMliNcolN
#0245
MalcolM X#3916
claude MoNet#0082
MarilyNMoNroe
#2187
W. a.MoZart
#0144
Moses#3265
isaacNeWtoN
#0249
georgia o’keeFFe
#0518
barackobaMa
#0644
FriedricHNietZscHe
#0087
dorotHy parker
#0252
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JoaNoF arc
#0293
$7.50 each.
$3.50 EACH
$12.50 each.
$12.00 each in case packs of 24.
$3.25 each in case packs of 36.
elvispresley
#3045
viNceNtvaN gogH
#0121
diegovelaZQueZ
#0633
giuseppeverdi#0142
verMeer’sgirl W/pearl
#2235
QueeNvictoria
#3266
voltaire #3557
kurtvoNNegut
#2944
aNdyWarHol
#0643
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#0156
diego rivera
#0154
robiNHood#1839
eleaNor roosevelt
#0223
augusterodiN#0166
tHeodore roosevelt
#0254
betsyross#1840
ruMi#3740
WilliaMsHakespeare
#0104
sappHo#0600
carl sagaN
#3555
scHrödiNger’s cat
#0152
tHescreaM
#0646
peteseeger
#3915
artHurscHopeNHauer
#0101
sHiva#0924
barucHspiNoZa
#0515
Nikolatesla#0636
leo tolstoy
#0160
HarriettubMaN
#0241
kiNg tut#3263
soJourNertrutH#0621
MarktWaiN#0628
cHesHirecat
#2191
MadHatter
#2189
QueeN oFHearts
#2190
georgeWasHiNgtoN
#0294
virgiNiaWoolF
#0124
oscarWilde#0635
FraNk lloydWrigHt
#0610
alice#2242
NEW!
elvis dress-up setViva apparel! Dress a magnetic Elvis up in nearly limitless combinations of mix-and-match wardrobes. Dress the Hillbilly Cat for the Ed Sullivan Show, a gig in Las Vegas, or hanging out on a beach in Hawaii. #3042
elvis sticky NotesRemember Elvis—and everything else —in style! Accept no imitators! #3361
elvis soNic WalletThe only one for the money! Tyvek® wallet plays blue suede shoes when opened. #2976
Hot
elvis Quotable NotableA die-cut note card of The King. Each comes with a sticker sheet featuring quotes and greetings. #3047
elvis presley tM
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elvis MagNetic FiNger puppetHere’s the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll in his jailhouse attire! Wear him as a finger puppet or let him make your fridge a little cooler. #3045
tiMeless elvis Mug
Add a hot beverage and watch Elvis go from Vegas
to Memphis! #3044
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MoNty pytHoN Quotes MugTake a swig to wash down all that albatross. Featuring 20 classic quotes from the legendary comedy team. #2965
MoNty pytHoN sticky Notes And now for something completely sticky! A sticky note book with notes featuring classic Python iconography. #3048
MoNty pytHoN soNic Wallet
Handy when you want to buy an ant, a new parrot, or a bed ( just don’t say
“mattress” to Mr. Lambert). Plays music and quotes from the Pythons.
#2982
MoNty pytHoN’s WaFer tHiN MiNts Don’t worry about how full you are—these fresh after-dinner mints will refresh you. They definitely won’t make you explode.* #3367
MiNistry oF silly Walks WatcH
Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! #3049
MoNty pytHoNtM
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Minimum order 2 pieces.
Min. order 24 tins.
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Sold in multiples of 6.
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otHer stuFF
Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.
st. sebastiaN piN cusHioNThe famed martyr pierced by arrows is now your very own pincushion. He comes complete with pins. #0195
Available in:Small (Women’s 4.5-7.5, Men’s 4.5–6) #0112Medium (Women’s 8-10, Men’s 6.5–8.5) #0111Large (Women’s 10.5-12, Men’s 9–11.5) #0110
iNFlatable screaM dollDo-it-yourself inflatable Scream rises to 18" when you fill it with a sigh, a moan, or a scream of your own. He also wobbles on his water-filled base. #2961
Min. 2pcs. Boxed.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Minimum 2 pairs per size.
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$7.50
$7.00
$12.00
In our centuries of business experience, we’ve learned that every store’s market and clientele are unique. To accommodate this diversity, UPG continues to develop hundreds of products.
Here are some of our new and bestselling products by category:
upg bestsellers
MugsDisappearing TARDISDisappearing DinosaursConstellationsShakespearean InsultsShark!MathCheshire CatFirst Lines of LiteratureCrossword PuzzleGenesis of the DaleksYellow SubmarineMonty Python QuotesBrief History of ArtJane AustenNeW: Mister RogersNeW: Climate ChangeNeW: DisappEARing
Van Gogh
t-sHirtsShakespearean InsultsPink FreudDalí LlamaCheshire CatHere's Looking at EuclidHello DalíNeW: MoonNeW: FDR
pill boXesMad HatterFreud Pandora's Pill BoxFrida's PharmacyBuddhaRosie the RiveterJesusVan Gogh
little tHiNkersAlbert EinsteinSherlock HolmesSigmund FreudFrida KahloWilliam ShakespeareVincent Van GoghEdgar Allan PoeAbraham LincolnPablo PicassoNeW: Miyamoto MusashiNeW: Pete SeegerNeW: Mark Twain
MagNetic persoNalitiesFrida KahloSigmund FreudThe ScreamAlbert EinsteinWilliam ShakespearePablo PicassoAndy WarholVincent Van GoghSalvador DalíBarack ObamaAbraham LincolnElvis PresleySherlock HolmesNeW: Martha GrahamNeW: Malcolm XNeW: Pete SeegerNeW: Geoffrey Chaucer
barsEat Me BarFreud BarGay BarLast Supper BarEinstein's Energy BarBuddha BarStar BarNeW: Holmes Mystery BarNeW: Bar-o-saurus
Quotable NotablesRosie the RiveterSalvador DalíFrida KahloAndy WarholAlbert EinsteinEdgar Allan PoeLaughing BuddhaPablo PicassoElvis PresleyMarilyn MonroeJimi HendrixAlice in WonderlandNeW: Mister RogersNeW: Carl SaganNeW: Edith Wharton
WalletsKittensAudubon BirdsElvisMonty PythonJesusScreamDay of the DeadDrum MachineSci-FiCamera
MagNetic dress-upWhat Would Jesus Wear?Frida's Frocks & SmocksYellow Submarine Play SetOMGYou've Created A Monster!NeW: ShakespeareNeW: Mister Rogers
MiNtsEmpowermintsEinstein Relativity MintsMarilyn MintsObamamintsDisappointmintsAlice's EnchantmintsRetiremintsShakespearmintsObamacare MintsManly MintsNeW: Mind Control Mints
WatcHesMonty Python Silly Walks Doctor WhoRelativityDalíPtolemaic SystemHiggs BosonWonderland WatchSteamship TelegraphColor WheelF-stopNeW: Eye WatchNeW: Moiré Op Art Watch
sticky NotesYellow SubmarineMusical NotesFreudian SlipsWonderland NotesMonty Python StickiesFirst Aid Sticky NotesMoustachiosMuch Ado About NothingsElvis Sticky NotesNeW: Doctor Who
glassWareMug ShotsGreat DrinkersShot into SpaceJews Glasses
NotebooksComic Notebook WonderlandOzSherlock HolmesMini MasterpiecesNeverlandHellMarsNeW: Music NotebookNeW: Great Games!
caNdlesFrida KahloAlbert EinsteinWilliam ShakespeareSigmund FreudCharles DarwinKurt Vonnegut
otHerPlanet PlatesTARDIS vs Dalek Salt
& Pepper ShakersTARDIS vs Dalek Creamer
& Sugar SetFreudian SlippersNeW: Individual
Planet Plates
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3 tier
6 inside / 6 outside
Height: 78" Width: 26" Depth: 21"
FiNally an opportunity to offer the entire UPG product range in one versatile display. The Ivory Tower can hold all of UPG’s product lines in an attractive, efficient way. Designed with a flexible modular system, you can mix and match any and all of UPG’s lines. This spinning floor display holds a huge amount of product in a relatively small space.
additioNal beNeFits:•5% discouNt on all reorders, forever ($100 standard minimum applies)
• New modules offered with new product lines
ivory toWer
4 inside / 4 outside
Height: 64" Width: 26" Depth: 21"
NicErack!
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3 tiER Display Cost: $200 with order of $1400 or more. Free with order of $2000 or more.
2 tiER Display Cost: $150 with order of $1000 or more. Free with order of $1200 or more.
little tHiNkers
(Holds 12 units)activity bars(Holds 72 units)
secular saiNts(Holds 40 units)
WatcHes(Holds 18 units)
Mugs(Holds 24 units)
MiNts (Holds 216 units)
For a 3 tierivory toWer:
cHoose 6
For a 2 tierivory toWer:
cHoose 4
For a 3 tierivory toWer:
cHoose 6
For a 2 tierivory toWer:
cHoose 4
passport Notebooks(Holds 90 units)
puppet sets(Holds 8 units)
soNic Wallets(Holds 48 units)
Quotable Notables(Holds 120 units)
MagNetic persoNalities(Holds 60 units)
WatcHes(Holds 18 units)
pill boXes
(Holds 54 units)sticky Notes(Holds 72 units)
MagNetic dress-upcounts as 2 modules
(Holds 36 units)
INSIDE MODULES
OUTSIDE MODULES
to design your own ivory toWer,go to:upgwholesale.com/ivorytower
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2 tiER Display Cost: $150 with order of $1000 or more. Free with order of $1200 or more.
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tHe M.i.t. is modular and can be configured to hold nearly every UPG line. Don’t have space for an Ivory Tower? Go for a Mini! Order two or three and create your own UPG universe.
The Mini Ivory Tower is fully customizable for your store. Here’s Just oNe eXaMple of what it could hold:
36 Finger Puppets
16 Mugs
4 Little Thinkers
18 Sticky Notes
36 Wallets
9 Watches
16 Candles
additioNal beNeFits:• 5% discouNt on all reorders, forever ($200 minimum order)
• New modules offered with new product lines
Spinning base
36"
18.5" max14.5" max
☞ iN orDer to qualify for this prograM, the coMbiNeD styles aND quaNtities iN your iNitial orDer Must fill the Display coMpletely. With this assortment — $800 wholesale, $1750 retail at MSRP
The M.I.T. can hold between $600 and $2400 at MSRP.
MiNi ivory toWer cost: $100. Free with order of $600 or more.
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Quotable Notables(Holds 108 units)
MagNetic persoNalities(Holds 36 units)
Notebooks(Holds 72 units)
dress ups(Holds 12 units)
Wallets(Holds 36 units)
pill boXes(Holds 36 units)
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ivory toWerIn order to get your very oWN M.i.t., choose 2 from Group A and 6 from Group B below and then order the corresponding product to fill it. Couldn’t be simpler. Repeats are ok!
group b cHoose 6
WatcHes(Holds 9 units)
Mugs(Holds 8 units)
sticky Notes(Holds 18 units)
little tHiNkers(Holds 4 units)
MiNts(Holds 60 units)
you cHoose WHicH liNes For your M.i.t.!
caNdles
(Holds 8 units)
NEW!
display solutioNs
iteM sku # oF styles
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Free display
large lockable watch rack 3471 12 12 x 12 x 15" acrylic 24
large watch rack 3541 12 12 x 12 x 15" birch plywood 18
small lockable watch rack 4043 6 10 x 8 x 12" acrylic 12
small watch rack 3977 6 10 x 8 x 12" birch plywood 9
Magnetic Moustache Display 2696 1 6 x 2 x 8" acrylic 12
large Mint rack 0139 6 4 x 10 x 14" wire — black 144
small Mint rack 0193 3 2 x 10 x 14" wire — black 72
spinning countertop puppet Display 0165 24 12 x 12 x 30" birch plywood 144
spinning countertop pill box Display 4044 12 9 x 6 x 20" birch plywood 36
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secular saint candle rack 3804 8 11 x 13 x 24" birch plywood 32
spinning countertop wallet Display 3228 8 12 x 6 x 23" birch plywood 48
Dress-up rack 3106 4 9 x 10 x 24" birch plywood 24
sticky Note rack 3105 6 11 x 10 x 15" birch plywood 36
Notebook rack 3104 6 13 x 7 x 17" birch plywood 72
spinning countertop Notebook Display 4045 12 6 x 6 x 24" birch plywood & acrylic 108
large bar rack 2678 6 14 x 14 x 10" birch plywood 72
small bar rack 2677 3 7 x 12 x 18" wire — black 36
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iteM sku # oF styles
diMeNsioNsW × d × H Material(s) price Qty For
Free display
large countertop card rack 3705 24 13 × 13 × 42" birch plywood
& acrylic 288
small countertop card rack 3704 16 13 × 13 × 30" birch plywood
& acrylic 192
spinning floor card rack 4047 40 18 × 18 × 78" birch plywood
& acrylic 480
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a puppet Display for slatwall 2753 10 21 x 1 x 20" black Metal 60
b card strip for slatwall 2751 6 21 x 2 x 10" acrylic 72
c single wallet Module for slatwall 3536 4 21 x 6 x 10" acrylic 24
d lockable watch case for slatwall 2756 6 21 x 6 x 10" acrylic 12
e sticky Note shelf for slatwall 2754 6 21 x 4 x 7" acrylic 36
F Dress up rack for slatwall 2752 6 21 x 8 x 20" acrylic 36
g pill box adaptor for slatwall 4041 6 21 x 4 x 7" acrylic 18
H puppet set shelf for slatwall* 2824 2 21 x 6 x 10" acrylic 8
i Notebook shelf for slatwall 2755 5 21 x 2 x 7" acrylic 60
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$21.50
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