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Due to an unprecedented number of requests from the show’s incredible fans, and to say thank you to them for their support, the producers decided to make this performance a sing-a-long. A select number of songs will have lyric sheets provided to encourage the audience to join in with the cast on stage, there will be no changes to the show and the cast will be giving their best performance as they do every day. We really hope you have a great evening celebrating the music in this way with both the cast and other audience members. SING-A-LONG PERFORMANCE TUESDAY 6TH NOVEMBER 2018, 7.45PM THEATRE ROYAL, HAYMARKET SONG BOOK CONTENTS ACT ONE BEAUTIFUL CANDY STORE HOLY SHIT CANDY STORE REPRISE BIG FUN I WILL NEVER SHUT UP AGAIN ACT TWO MY DEAD GAY SON SEVENTEEN WESTERBERG CHEERLEADER CHANT SEVENTEEN REPRISE (FINALE) PLEASE JOIN IN SINGING WHERE MARKED “AUDIENCE”

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Page 1: TUESDAY 6TH NOVEMBER 2018, 7.45PM THEATRE ROYAL, … · Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight! KURT: His folks got a waterbed Come upstairs and rest your head

Due to an unprecedented number of requests from the show’s incredible fans, and to say thank you to them for their support,

the producers decided to make this performance a sing-a-long. A select number of songs will have lyric sheets provided to encourage the audience

to join in with the cast on stage, there will be no changes to the show and the cast will be giving their best performance as they do every day.

We really hope you have a great evening celebrating the music in this way with both the cast and other audience members.

SING-A-LONG PERFORMANCETUESDAY 6TH NOVEMBER 2018, 7.45PM

THEATRE ROYAL, HAYMARKET

SONG BOOKCONTENTS

ACT ONEBEAUTIFUL

CANDY STOREHOLY SHIT

CANDY STORE REPRISEBIG FUN

I WILL NEVER SHUT UP AGAIN

ACT TWOMY DEAD GAY SON

SEVENTEENWESTERBERG CHEERLEADER CHANT

SEVENTEEN REPRISE (FINALE)

PLEASE JOIN IN SINGING WHERE MARKED “AUDIENCE”

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BEAUTIFUL–ACTI,SONG1 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

VERONICA:September1st,1989.DearDiary:

IbelieveI'magoodperson.Yaknow,Ithinkthere'sgoodineveryone,Butherewearefirstdayofsenioryear.

IlookaroundatallthesekidsI'veknownallmylifeandaskmyself:Whathappened?

AUDIENCE:

Freak!Slut!Burnout!Bug-eyes!Poser!Lard-ass!

VERONICA:

Weweresotiny,happyandshiny,Playingtagandgettingchased.

AUDIENCE:

Freak!Slut!Loser!Shortbus!

VERONICA:Singingandclapping,Laughingandnapping,

Bakingcookies,eatingpaste.

AUDIENCE:Bull-dyke!Stuck-up!Hunchback!

VERONICA:

Thenwegotbigger.Thatwasthetrigger,

LiketheHunsinvadingRome.Welcometomyschool,Thisain'tnohighschool:ThisistheThunderdome.

Holdyourbreathandcountthedays,We'regraduatingsoon.

AUDIENCE:

Whitetrash!

VERONICA:CollegewillbeparadiseifI'mnotdeadbyJune!

ButIknow,Iknow,lifecanbebeautiful.Ipray,Iprayforabetterway.Ifwechangedbackthen,Wecouldchangeagain.Wecanbebeautiful...

Justnottoday.

AUDIENCE:

Freak!Slut!Cripple!Homo!Homo!Homo!

VERONICA:

ThingswillgetbettersoonasmyletterComesfromHarvard,Duke,orBrown.

Wakefromthiscoma,Takemydiploma,

ThenIcanblowthistown.Dreamofmyivy-coveredwalls

AndsmokyFrenchcafes.FighttheurgetostrikeamatchAndsendthisdumpablaze!

DIALOGUE

AUDIENCE:

ButIknow,Iknow,Iknow...Lifecanbebeautiful.Ipray,Ipray,IprayForabetterway.

Wewerekindbefore;wecanbekindoncemore.Wecanbebeautiful...

DIALOGUE

AUDIENCE:

Whydotheyhateme?Whydon'tIfightback?

WhydoIactlikesuchacreep?Whywon'thedateme?WhydidIwearthis?

WhydoIcrymyselftosleep?Somebodyhugme!Somebodyfixme!

Somebodysaveme!Sendmeasign,God!Givemesomehopehere!Somethingtolivefor!

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AUDIENCE:Ah!...Heather,Heather,andHeather!IloveHeather,Heather,andHeather.IhateHeather,Heather,andHeather!IwantHeather,Heather,andHeather!IneedHeather,Heather,andHeather...

DIALOGUE

CHANDLER:

Andyaknow,yaknow,yaknow?Thiscouldbebeautiful.

Mascara,maybesomelipgloss,Andwe'reonourway.Getthisgirlsomeblush;

AndHeather,Ineedyourbrush.Let'smakeherbeautiful.

MCNAMARA:

Let'smakeherbeautiful...

DUKE:Let'smakeherbeautiful...

CHANDLER:

Makeherbeautiful...Okay?

VERONICA:

Okay!

WESTERBERGSTUDENTS:Outofmywaygeek!

Idon'twantanytrouble-You'regonnadieat3pm!

Don'tyoudaretouchme!Getaway,pervert!WhatdidIeverdotothem?

AUDIENCE:

Whocouldsurvivethis?Ican'tescapethis!IthinkI'mdying!

MS.FLEMING:

Who'sthatwithHeather?

AUDIENCE:Whoa!

Heather,Heather,Heather...And...someone!

Heather,Heather,Heather...Andababe!

Heather,Heather,Heather...

MARTHA:Veronica?!

AUDIENCE:

Veronica?Veronica?Veronica?!

VERONICA:Andyaknow,yaknow,yaknow:

Lifecanbebeautiful.Youhope,youdream,youpray,

Andyougetyourway!Askmehowitfeels

Lookinglikehellonwheels...MyGod,it'sbeautiful!Imightbebeautiful

Andwhenyou'rebeautiful...It'sabeautifulfrickin'day!

AUDIENCE:

Heather,Heather,Heather,Veronica!Heather!Heather!Heather,Veronica!

Veronica!Veronica!Veronica!Veronica!

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CANDYSTORE–ACTI,SONG2 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

CHANDLER:Arewegonnahaveaproblem?

Yougotabonetopick?You'vecomesofar,whynowareyoupullingonmy

dick?I'dnormallyslapyourfaceoffandeveryonehere

couldwatchButI'mfeelingnice,Here'ssomeadviceListenup,byatch!

AUDIENCE:Ilike!

CHANDLER:

Lookin'hot,buyingstufftheycannot

AUDIENCE:Ilike!

CHANDLER:Drinkin'hard

Maxin'Dad'screditcard

AUDIENCE:Ilike!

CHANDLER:Skippin'gymScaringherScrewinghim

AUDIENCE:Ilike!

CHANDLER:Killerclothes

AUDIENCE:

Kickin'nerdsinthenose!

CHANDLER:IfyoulacktheballsYoucangoplaydolls

Letyourmommyfixyouasnack

AUDIENCE:Woah!

CHANDLER:OryoucouldcomesmokePoundsomerumandcoke

InmyPorschewiththequarterback

AUDIENCE:Woah!Woah!Woah!

Honey,whatchuwaitin'for?Welcometomycandystore

TimeforyoutoproveYou'renotaloseranymore.

Thenstepintomycandystore.

AUDIENCE:Guysfall

DUKE:

AtyourfeetPaythecheck

MCNAMARA:Helpyoucheat

AUDIENCE:Allyou

DUKE:

Havetodo

CHANDLER:SaygoodbyetoShamu.

AUDIENCE:

Thatfreak's

MCNAMARA:Notyourfriend.

Icantellintheend

AUDIENCE:Ifshe

DUKE:

Hadyourshot

AUDIENCE:Shewouldleaveyoutorot.

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MCNAMARA:'Courseifyoudon'tcareFine!Gobraidherhair.

MaybeSesameStreetison.

AUDIENCE:Woah!

MCNAMARA:

Orforgetthecreep

DUKE:Andgetinmyjeep

CHANDLER:

Let'sgotearupsomeone'slawn.

AUDIENCE:Woah!Woah!Woah!

Honey,whatchuwaitin'for?Welcometomycandystore.

YoujustgottaproveYou'renotapussyanymore.Thenstepintomycandystore

CHANDLER:

Youcanjointheteam,

DUKE&MCNAMARA:Oryoucanbitchandmoan,

CHANDLER:Youcanlivethedream,

DUKE&MCNAMARA:Oryoucandiealone,

CHANDLER:

Youcanflywitheagles,Orifyouprefer,

Keepontestingme…

AUDIENCE:Andenduplikeher!

DIALOGUE

AUDIENCE:

Honey,whatchuwaitingfor,Stepintomycandystore!Timeforyoutoprove

You'renotalameassanymore!Thenstepintomycandystore!

It'smycandystoreIt'smycandy!

It'smycandystoreIt'smycandy!

It'smycandystoreIt'smycandystore!

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HOLYSHIT–ACTI,SONG3 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

AUDIENCE:

Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!

Holyshit!

VERONICA:Whywhenyouseeboysfight

DoesitlooksohorribleYetfeelsoright?

Ishouldn'twatchthiscrap,That'snotwhoIam,Butwiththiskid…

Daaaaamn!

Hey,misterno-namekidSowhomightyoube?

Andcouldyoufightforme?Hey,couldyoufacethecrowd?

Couldyoubeseenwithmeandstillactproud?Hey,couldyouholdmyhand?

Andcouldyoucarrymethroughnoman'sland?It'sfineifyoudon'tagree,ButIwouldfightforyou,Ifyouwouldfightforme.

Letthemdriveusunderground.

Idon'tcarehowfar.YoucansetmybrokenbonesandIknowCPR.

Well,whoa,youcanpunchrealgood,

You'velastedlongerthanIthoughtyouwould.Sohey,misterno-namekidIfsomenightyou'refreeWannafightforme?Ifyou'restillalive

IwouldfightforyouIfyouwouldfightforme.

AUDIENCE:Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!

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CANDYSTORE–ACTI,SONG4 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

AUDIENCE:

Thenstepintomycandystore!It'smycandystore

It'smycandy!It'smycandystore

It'smycandy!It'smycandystoreIt'smycandystore!

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BIGFUN–ACTI,SONG6 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

AUDIENCE:Nana!Nana!Nanana!

Nana!na!na!na!nanana!

RAM:Dadsays"Actyourage."

Youheardtheman,it'stimetorage!

AUDIENCE:Blastthebass,turnoutthelightAin'tnobodyhometonight!

RAM:

Drink,smoke,it'sallcoolLet'sgetnakedinmypool!

AUDIENCE:

Punchthewallandstartafight!Ain'tnobodyhometonight!

KURT:

HisfolksgotawaterbedComeupstairsandrestyourhead

RAM:

Let'srubeachother'sbacksWhilewatchingpornonCinemax!

AUDIENCE:

Ah!Thefolksaregone!It'stimeforbigfun!

Bigfun!We'reuptilldawn,Havingsomebigfun!

Bigfun!WhenmomanddadforgetTolocktheliquorcabinet!

It'sbigfun!Bigfun!Whoo!

DIALOGUE

VERONICA:

Whoa!AhotguysmiledatmeWithoutatraceofmockery!

AUDIENCE:

Brainiaccleansupallnight!Veronicaishottonight!

VERONICA:

Freaked,tweaked,head’sablur,WhendidIgetsopopular?

AUDIENCE:

Don’tgetcloseyoumightignite!Veronicaishottonight!

VERONICA:

DreamsarecomingtrueWhenpeoplelaughbutnotatyou!

I'mnotalone!I'mnotafraid!IfeellikeBonoatLive-Aid!

AUDIENCE:

Ah!Thehouseisours!It'stimeforbigfun!

Bigfun!Let'susetheirshowers!Thatsoundslikebigfun!

Bigfun!Crackopenonemorecase!

VERONICA:

Ithinkthat'swhattheycall"thirdbase."

AUDIENCE:Bigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!

VERONICA:

I’mactuallyhaving…

AUDIENCE:Bigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!Whoo!

DIALOGUE

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AUDIENCE:

Theparty'shot,hot,hotIt'stimeforbigfun!

Bigfun!

KURT:Youneedajelloshot!

ALL:

We'rehavingbigfun!Bigfun!

HEATHERCHANDLER:

MarthaDumptruck,intheflesh

HEATHERDUKE:HerecomestheCootieSquad

Weshould..

HEATHERCHANDLER:Shutup,Heather

HEATHERDUKE:Sorry,Heather

HEATHERMCNAMARA:

Lookwho'swithher-oh,myGod!

ALLTHREEHEATHERS:Dang!Dang!Diggety-dang-a-dang!Dang-dang!Diggety-dang-a-dang!

DIALOGUE

HEATHERCHANDLER:

ShowingupheretooksomegutsTimetoripthemout.

HEATHERDUKE:

Well,who'sthispigremindyouof?Especiallythesnout.

ALLTHREEHEATHERS:

Dang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dang!Dang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dang!

DIALOGUE

AUDIENCE:

Dang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dangDang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dangDang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dang

Diggety-dang-a-dang!

Thefolksaregone!It'stimeforbigfun!

Bigfun!We'reuptilldawn

Havingsomebigfun!Bigfun!Soletthespeakersblow!They'llbuyanotherstereo.

Ourfolksgotnoclue'Bouthalftheshittheirchildrendo.

WhyaretheysurprisedWheneverwe'reunsupervised?

It'sbigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!Whooo!

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IWILLNEVERSHUTUPAGAIN–ACTI,SONG10(Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

DUKE:

Heatherchoked,boughtthefarm.Shecouldnothackit.

NowweneedastrongarmTorunthisracket.

Heather’sout.Whowillrise?Gottafillthatvacuum.

It’smyturn.It’smyprize.Ispitlightning!Crack!Boom!

Ibitmytonguesolong,Ilearnedtocounttoten.Mysilencemademestrong.Ididmytime,andthen–

Ahousedroppedonherhead;Thewitchisdead!Dingdong!Move,bitch,thismysong!

AUDIENCE:

Iwillnevershutupagain!Iwillnevershutupagain!

Brandnewday,watchingdreamscometrue!

Wellforme,notyou.’CauseI’llnevershutupagain!

DUKE:

Girlslikemedon’tclimbhigh,can’tcrackthatceiling.ButnowIscrapethesky,it’syouwho’skneeling!

Heather’spet,you’reoldnews.Lookatyou,you’rebusted.

Youthinkyou’llfillhershoes?ToolateIjustdid!

Now,Idon’tmeantobrag;onceIwasoneofyou,ButnowIamtheflagyoupledgeallegianceto.

Iamthedreamyouchase,I’myouramazinggrace!Yo,party’satmyplace!

AUDIENCE:

Iwillnevershutupagain!Iwillnevershutupagain!

Brandnewday,nowwe’refin’llyfree.Freetoworshipme.

’CauseI’llnevershutupagain!

DUKE:Don’tjudgemelittlemissinnocence.

Yourhandsain’tclean-I’veseenyourfingerprints.Youactsouptight,sovirginwhite;

ButIheardfromtheboyswhatyouwereuptolastnight!

KURT&RAM:Veronica’smywetdream!Veronicalikestoscream!

Veronicatookonefortheteam!Shetooktwofortheteam!Thatgirlwasonherback!Thatgirlwasbigfun!

AUDIENCE:Bigfun!

KURT&RAM:

Wesmokedhercrack!Thatcrackwasbigfun!

AUDIENCE:Bigfun!

KURT&RAM:

Andthat’swhenthingswentsouth,Wehadaswordfightinhermouth!

AUDIENCE:

Whoa!Dang,diggetydang-a-dang!Freak!

Dang,diggetydang-a-dang!Slut!

Dang,diggetydang-a-dang!Swordfightinhermouth!

Iwillnevershutupagain!Iwillnevershutupagain!

I’monfireandyou’remyfuelYoushouldfineanewschool.‘CauseI’llnevershutupagain!

Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!

Hah!

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MYDEADGAYSON–ACTII,SONG1(Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

DIALOGUE

RAM’SDAD:Theywerenotdirty!Theywerenotwrong!

TheyweretwolonelyversesIntheLord'sgreatsong!

DIALOGUE

RAM’SDAD:

Myboy'sahomosexualAndthatdon'tscaremenone...Iwanttheworldtoknow...Ilovemydeadgayson!

DIALOGUE

RAM’SDAD:

Well,thegoodLordmadegaypenguins,AndBonobochimpanzees.

I’veseengaylionsshowtheirprideindocumentaries.IfnaturegetsherordershandeddownfromGodabove,

Thenanimalorhuman,Youcan’thelptheoneyoulove!

Theywerenotdirty!

AUDIENCE:Whoa!

RAM’SDAD:

Theywerenotfruits!

AUDIENCE:Whoa!

RAMS’SDAD:

TheywerejusttwostraylacesintheLord'sbigboots.Well,InevercaredforhomosmuchuntilIrearedme

one.ButnowI'velearnedtolove...

Ilovemydeadgayson!

AUDIENCE:HeloveshissonHeloveshissonHisdeadgayson!

RAMS’SDAD:Now,Isaymyboy'sinheaven!Andhe'stanningbythepool.

Thecherubimwalkhimandhim,AndJesussays“It'scool!”

Theydon'thavecrimeorhatred,There'snobigotryorcursin'..JustfriendlyfellowsdressedupLiketheirfav'riteVillagePerson!

Theywerenotdirty..

AUDIENCE:No,no!

RAM’SDAD:

Theyjusthadflair!

AUDIENCE:Whoa!

RAM’SDAD:

TheyweretwobrightredribbonsintheLord'slonghair.Well,Iusedtoseeahomoandgoreachin'formygun

ButnowI'velearnedtolove...Andfurthermore!

Theseboyswalkedhandinhand,Theseboys,theytookastand.

Theycouldnotwaitonesecondlongertobefree!Theycastofftheirdisguise,Noshame,nocompromise!Paul,Ican'tbelievethatyouStillrefusetogetaclue

Afterallthatwebeenthrough..I'mtalkin'youandme!

AUDIENCE:GASP!!!!!

RAMS’SDAD:

Inthesummerof'83!

AUDIENCE:BIGGERGASP!!!!!

KURT'SDAD:

Thatwasonehellofafishingtrip.

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AUDIENCE:Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa

Whoa,whoa,whoa!Theywerenotdirty..

Whoa!Andnotperverse..

No,no!Theyweretwoshinyrhinestones

IntheLord'sbigpurse!

BOTHDADS:Ourjobisnowcontinuingtheworkthattheybegun!

AUDIENCE:

'Causenowwelove,love,love!Weloveyourdead…

They'reuptherediscodancingTothethumpofangelwings!

TheygrabamateandrollerskateWhileJudyGarlandsings!Theyliveajoyfulafterlife

That'sfancy-freeandreckless!Theyswinguponthepearlygates..

Andwearapearlynecklace!Whoo!

BOTHDADS:

Theywerenotdirty!

AUDIENCE:No!

BOTHDADS:Theyweregoodmen!

AUDIENCE:Whoa!

BOTHDADS:

Andnowthey'rehappybearcubsintheLord'sbigden!GoforthandloveeachothernowLikeourboyswouldhavedoneWe'llteachtheworldtolove...

Ilovemydeadgayson!

AUDIENCE:Nothalfbad,yourdeadgayson!WishIhadyourdeadgayson!Thankyou,dad,foryour...

Dead!Gay!Son!

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SEVENTEEN–ACTII,SONG2(Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

VERONICA:

Fine!We’re“damaged”.“Reallydamaged”.

Butthatdoesnotmakeus“wise”!We’renot“special”,we’renot“different”.

Wedon’tchoosewholivesordies.Let’sbenormal.Seebadmovies.

SneakabeerandwatchT.V.We’llbakebrowniesorgobowling.Don’tyouwantalifewithme?

Can’twebeseventeen?That’sallIwanttodo.Ifyoucouldletmein,

Icouldbegoodwithyou.

JD:Peoplehurtus.

VERONICA:

Ortheyvanish.

JD:Andyou’rerightthatreallyblows.

VERONICA:Butweletgo.

JD:

Takeadeepbreath

VERONICA:Thengobuysomesummerclothes.

We'llgocamping.

JD:Playsomepoker.

VERONICA:

Andwe’lleatsomechillifries.Maybepromnight.

JD:

Maybedancing.

VERONICA:Don'tstoplookinginmyeyes

JD:

Youreyes.

AUDIENCE:

Can'twebeseventeen?Isthatsohardtodo?Ifyoucouldletmein

IcouldbegoodwithyouLetusbeseventeen

Ifwestillgottheright.

VERONICA:Sowhat’sitgonnabe?

BOTH:

Iwannabewithyou(Wannabewithyou)Iwannabewithyoutonight.

VERONICAONLY:

Yeahwe’redamaged,

JD:Badlydamaged.

BOTH:

Butyourlove’stoogoodtolose.

VERONICA:Holdmetighter.

JD:

Evencloser.

VERONICA:I’llstayifI’mwhatyouchoose.

JD:

Can’twebeseventeen?

VERONICA:IfIamwhatyouchoose.

JD:

Ifwestillgottheright.

VERONICA:Causeyou’retheoneIchoose

JD:

You’retheoneIchoose.

BOTH:You’retheoneIchoose.

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SHINEALIGHT–ACTII,SONG3 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

MS.FLEMING:Deepinsideofeveryone

There'sahotballofshame;Guilt,regret,anxiety,

Fearswedarenotname.But,ifweshowtheuglyparts

Thatwehideaway,Theyturnouttobebeautiful

Bythelightofday!Whynot...

AUDIENCE:

Shine,shine,shinealight!Onyourdeepestfears!Letinsunlightnow

Andyourpainwilldisappear!Shine,shine,shine

AndyourscarsandyourflawsWilllooklovelybecauseyoushine!

MS.FLEMING:Youshinealight

AUDIENCE:

Shine,shine,shinealightShine,shine,shinealight

WESTERBERGSTUDENTS:Everyday'sabattlefieldWhenpride'sonthelineIattackyourweaknesses

Andprayyoudon'tseemineButifIsharemyuglypartsAndyoushowmeyours

OurlovecanknockourwallsdownAndunlockallourdoors.

MS.FLEMING:Comeon..

AUDIENCE:Shine,shine,shinealight!Onyourdeepestfears!Letinsunlightnow

Andyourpainwilldisappear!

MS.FLEMING:Whowantstosharewhat'sintheirheart?

Novolunteers?Fine,I'llstartMyname'sPauline,Ilivealone,

Myhusbandleft,mykidsaregrown.Inthe60slovewasfree,

(Thatdidnotworkoutwellforme),Therevolutioncameandwent,Triedtochangetheworld,

Barelymadeadent.Ihavestruggledwithdespair,

I'vejoinedacult,choppedoffmyhair.Ichant,Iprayed,butGod'snotthereSoSteve!I'mendingouraffair……….!

1,2,takemehomekids!

AUDIENCE:

Shine,shine,shinealight!Onyourdeepestfears!Letinsunlightnow

Andyourpainwilldisappear!Shine,shine,shine

AndyourscarsandyourflawsWilllooklovelybecauseyoushine!

Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!

Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!

Shinealight!YEAH!

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WESTERBERGCHEERLEADERCHANT–ACTII,SONG6 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

AUDIENCE:Heyyo,Westerberg!Heyyo,Westerberg!

Tellme,what'sthatsound?HerecomesWesterberg

Comin'toputyouintheground!Gogo,Westerberg!Giveagreatbigyell!

WesterbergwillknockyououtAndsendyoustraighttohell!

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SEVENTEEN(REPRISE)–ACTII,FINALE (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)

VERONICA:Listenupfolks,warisover,

Brandnewsheriff'scometotown.Wearedonewithactingevil,Wewilllayourweaponsdown.

We'realldamaged,we'reallfrightened,We'reallfreaksbutthat'salright.We'llendureit,we'llsurviveit.Martha,areyoufreetonight?

DIALOGUE

VERONICA:

Ican'tpromisenomoreHeathers,Highschoolmaynoteverend.Still,Imissyou,I'dbehonouredIfyou'dletmebeyourfriend.

MARTHA:Myfriend.

VERONICAANDMARTHA:Wecanbeseventeen,

Wecanlearnhowtochill.Ifnoonelovesmenow,somedaysomebodywill.

Please,canwebeseventeen?Stilltimetomakethingsright;

Wewantabetterworld.

AUDIENCE:Sowhynotstarttonight?Let'sgobeseventeen;

Takeoffourshoesanddance.Actlikewe'reallstillkids,

‘Causethiscouldbeourfinalchance!Alwaysbeseventeen,CelebrateyouandI.

Maybewewon'tgrowoldAndmaybethenwe'llneverdie.

We'llmakeitbeautiful.We'llmakeitbeautiful.Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!

Beautiful!