Titanic

OH----- they built the ship titanic to sail the ocean blue. They thought they built a

ship that the water would not go through, but the good lord raised his hand and

said the ship would never land it was sad when the great ship went down.

Chorus

IT WAS SAD! (SO SAD!) IT WAS SAD! (TOO BAD!) IT WAS SAD WHEN THE GREAT

SHIP WENT DOWN TO THE BOTTOME OF THE (SEA--------)held until the people

singing the other part is done]) HUSBANDS, AND WIVES, LITTLE CHILDREN LOST

THERE LIVES. IT WAS SAD WHEN THE GREAT SHIP WENT DOWN!

OH they were not far from shore say a thousand miles or more when the rich

refused to mingle with the poor. So they sent them down below where they’d be

the first to go. It was sad when the great ship went down

Chorus

Oh the captain stood on deck with a tear in his eye as he watched and waved the

last life boat goodbye. He knew he made a slip, when he went down with the ship

it was sad when the great ship went down.

Chorus

The moral of this story is the pint we hope we made. When you’re rich there is no

need to be so vain. Cause in god’s almighty eyes you’re the same as the other guy

it was sad when the great ship went down.

Chorus

Topnotcher

I point to myself and say das here das is my topnotcher ya mama dear.

Topnotcher topnotcher ya mama dear. That’s what I learned in this school boom

boom I point to myself and say das here das is my sweat browser ya mama dear.

Sweat browser topnotcher ya mama dear. That’s what I learned in this school

boom boom. I point to myself and say das here das is my eye blinker ya mama

dear. Eye blinker sweat browser topnotcher ya mama dear that’s what I learned

in this school boom boom. I point to myself and say das here das is my horn

blower ya mama dear. Horn blower eye blinker sweat browser topnotcher ya

mama dear that’s what I learned in this school boom boom…

Soup strainer

Lunch eater

Chinchowser

Rubber Necker

Chest protector

Bread basket

Waist watcher

Thigh master

Knee bender

Foot stomper

Pizza hut

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut (repeat)

McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut

A Jubba the Hut, a Jubba the Hut, Luke Skywalker, and a Jubba the Hut (repeat)

Darth Vader, Darth Vader, A Luke Skywalker, and a Jubba the Hut

A Rambo, A Rambo, Rocky, and A Rambo (repeat) Cliff Hanger, Cliff Hanger, Rocky

and A Rambo

The Patriot, The Patriot, Monty Python, and the Patriot (repeat) The Matrix, The

Matrix, Monty Python, and The Patriot

A Britney Spears, A Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, and a Britney Spears (repeat)

Christina, Christina, Mandy Moore, and a Britney Spears

(NYLT only)

A little Scoffee, A little Scoffee, Papa Scoffee and a Little Scoffee (repeat) Scoffee,

Scoffee, Papa Scoffee, and a Little Scoffee

Baby Shark

Baby Shark, do do do do do do, Baby shark, do do do do do do, baby shark, do do

do do do do do, baby shark…

Mama shark, do do do do do do, mama shark, do do do do do do, mama shark, do

do do do do do do, mama shark…

Daddy shark…

Grandpa shark…

Great white shark…

Swim away…

Lost an arm…

Lost a leg…

Lost another arm…

Lost another leg…

Heart attack...

Went to heaven…

Cheese

Its Cheese, Cheese, Cheese that makes the world go round. Cheese, Cheese,

Cheese that makes the world go round. CHEESE THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO

ROUND, HAY! Romeo the ocean, Romeo the sea, Romeo the ocean, deep blue sea

Its Cheese, Cheese, Cheese that makes the mice go round. Cheese, Cheese,

Cheese that makes the mice go round. CHEESE THAT MAKES THE MICE GO

ROUND, HAY! Romeo the ocean, Romeo the sea, Romeo the ocean, deep blue sea

Mice…cats

Cats…dogs

Dogs…boys

Boys…girls

Girls…love

Love…world

Cheese…world

The Grand Old Duke of York

The Grad Old Duke of York. Had ten thousand men. He marched them up the hill.

And marched them down again. And when you’re up, you’re up. And when you’re

down, your down. And when you’re only halfway up. You’re neither up nor down.

(Repeat going faster each time)

Turtle Song

My turtle swims sideways, your turtle swims upside down, my turtle swims

sideways, your turtle’s DEAD!

My turtle eats pancakes, your turtle eats CORN MEAL MUSH! My turtle is

beautiful, your turtle’s still DEAD! HAHAHA

Quartermaster’s Store

There’s beans beans beans as big as submarines at the store (at the store) at the

store (at the store) there's beans beans beans as big as submarines (at the

quartermasters store AHA)

Half of the group: MY--- eyes--- are--- dim--- I--- Cannot---- see---

Other half: My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me

Everyone: I have hay not ho brought my specs with me

(Replace underlined part with another verse)

Boom Chicka Boom (repeat after me song)

I said a boom chicka boom...I said a boom chicka boom…I said a booma chicka

rocka chicka rocka chicka boom…uuuhhhaa…OOOOHHHH YYAAA…One more time

now…

Janitor style

Astronaut style

Valley Girl style

Underwater style

Richard Nixon style

I’ve got six pence

I’ve got sixpence jolly jolly sixpence I’ve got six pence to last me all my life. I’ve got 2 pence to

spend and 2 pence to lend and 2 pence to send to my wife, poor wife!

Chorus

No cares have I to grieve me any sissy little girls to deceive me. I’m happy as a lark believe me

as we go rolling rolling home rolling home rolling home rolling home. By the light of the Silvery

moon. Happy as the day when the staff gets there pay as we go rolling rolling home.

I’ve got four pence jolly jolly four pence I’ve got four pence to last me all my life. I’ve got 2

pence to spend and 2 pence to lend and no pence to send to my wife, poor wife!

Chorus

I’ve got two pence jolly jolly two pence I’ve got two pence to last me all my life. I’ve got 2 pence

to spend and no pence to lend and no pence to send to my wife, poor wife!

Chorus

I’ve got no pence jolly jolly no pence I’ve got no pence to last me all my life. I’ve got no pence to

spend and no pence to lend and no pence to send to my wife, poor wife!

Chorus

Colombo (repeat after me song)

In fourteen hundred and ninety two…a sailor from New Delhi…was walking down

the streets of Spain…sellin hot tamales…

Chorus

He said the world was roundo…he said it could be foundo…that hypothetical

claculatin son of gun Colombo…

He walked right up to the queen of Spain…and asked for ships and cargo…he said

I’ll be a son of a gun if I don’t bring back Chicago…

Chorus

The Ships cook the ships cook…yes he was a cookin…he slipped a rat into the

pot…when no one else was lookin…

Chorus

The first mate the first mate…yes he was a biggun…he fought and killed an

octopus…and used his arms for riggin…

Chorus

The second mate the second mate… yes he was a singin…he hit the second

highest note…and all are ears were ringin…

Chorus

The captain the captain…yes he was a sailin...he guided us around the world…and

home without a failin…

Chorus

Row Row Row your boat

Everyone knows this song so I expect you to sing with me…Row row row your

boat gently down the stream haha I fooled you I’m a submarine

The Princess Pat (repeat after me song)

The Princess pat…lived in a tree…she sailed across…the seven seas...she sailed

across…the channel too…and brought with her…A rickabamboo…

Chorus

Now what is that…its something made…by the princess pat…its red and gold…and

purple too…that why it's called…A rickabamboo...

Now captain jack…had a mighty fine crew…he sailed across the channel too…but

his ship did sink…and yours will too…if you take with you…a rickabamboo…

Chorus

Now Captain Kirk…he was no jerk…and captain spock…he was no jock…but their

ship did flew…and yours will two… if you take with you…A rickabamboo…

Chorus

I’m a little teapot (tune: we will rock you)

I’m a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout when I get

all steamed up hear me shout tip me over and pour me out…singin I’m a little

teapot yeah! Teapot yeah! Im a little teapot yeah! Teapot yeah!

A-away-away (repeat after me song)

A-away-away…a-kopeisha…kopeisha-lona…longa-chumana…a-away-away…one

more time...to the_____! (Repeat as many times as wanted

Way down yonder (repeat after me song)

Way down yonder and not so far off…a blue jay died of a whooping cough...well

he whooped and he whooped and he whooped all day…till he whooped his head

and tail away…2nd verse same as the first except a whole lot louder and a whole

lot worse………………..3rd verse same as the first except a whole lot softer and a

whole lot better………..

Milk

Chorus

Don’t give me no pop no pop don’t give me no tea no tea just give me that milk. Moo moo moo

moo. Wisconsin milk moo moo moo moo.

Give me a long M. (M------------)

Give me a short M. (M)

Chorus

Give me a long I (I----------)

Give me a short I (I)

Chorus

Give me a long L (L-------)

Give me a short L (L)

Chorus

Give me a long K (K------)

Give me a short K (K)

Chorus

Give me a long Milk (Chocolate

Give me a short Milk (skim)

Chorus

Alice

Alice where are you going upstairs to take a bath dirt dirt dirt Alice with legs like

toothpicks snap and a neck like a giraffrafrafrafraf. Alice jumps in the water splash. Alice

pulls out the plug. OH my goodness. OH my soul. There goes Alice down the hole into

the sewers sewers sewers. Just 3 blocks from Jo’s junior high 3 cheers for Jo’s junior high

it’s the best junior high in Toledo there colors are purple and white. Purple stands for

freedom white stands for FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT (repeat with # of blocks decreasing and

eventually going to right next door…)

When I came to this land

When I first came to this land I was not a wealthy man so I bought myself a Farm and I

called my far muscle arm, and the land was sweet and good. And I did what I could.

When I first came to this land I was not a wealthy man so I bought myself a truck and I

called my truck out of luck. And I called my farm muscle arm and the land was sweet

and good. And I did what I could…

Bought myself a shack (breakin my back)

Bought myself a cow (no milk now)

Bought myself a chicken (finger lickin)

Found myself a wife (love of my life)

Had myself a son (my works done)

Rootbeer

Dough - the stuff that buys my root beer

Ray - the guy who poors my root beer

Me - the guy who drinks my root beer

Fa - a long way to the JOHN!

So - lets have another root beer

La - a lot a lot of root beer

Tea - No thanks I'm having root beer

And that leaves us with no dough dough dough dough (repeat as many times as wanted)