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Top 10 Signs You've Top 10 Signs You've Hired a Bad Hired a Bad
Accountant - © David Accountant - © David LettermanLetterman
Number 10 Sign that you have Number 10 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
In several places on your tax forms, In several places on your tax forms, he’s written, "Give or take a million he’s written, "Give or take a million dollars." dollars."
Number 9 Sign that you have Number 9 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
Instead of IRS, sends your completed Instead of IRS, sends your completed tax return to UPS tax return to UPS
Number 8 Sign that you have Number 8 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
His "short form" looks suspiciously like His "short form" looks suspiciously like a cocktail napkin a cocktail napkin
Number 7 Sign that you have Number 7 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
Counts family of squirrels living in your Counts family of squirrels living in your yard as dependents yard as dependents
Number 6 Sign that you have Number 6 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
Lists every time you laughed at Lists every time you laughed at Letterman as "charitable donation" Letterman as "charitable donation"
Number 5 Sign that you have Number 5 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
He’s got a 1040 form tattooed on He’s got a 1040 form tattooed on his ..........his ..........
Number 4 Sign that you have Number 4 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
Advises to save you postage by filing Advises to save you postage by filing your taxes telepathically your taxes telepathically
Number 3 Sign that you have Number 3 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
On the 1040, he lists your occupation On the 1040, he lists your occupation as "sucker" as "sucker"
Number 2 Sign that you have Number 2 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
Instead of a CPA license, he’s got a Instead of a CPA license, he’s got a framed photo of a shirtless Alex framed photo of a shirtless Alex Trebek Trebek
And the #1 Sign that you have And the #1 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy AccountantHired a Lousy Accountant
Used to be some kind of financial big-Used to be some kind of financial big-shot for Enron shot for Enron
