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Five officers froma the FirstAxmy will inspect the MilitaryScience Department en 'Wednes-day, May 16. This five-man teamwill carry out rite anneual inspec.tion required by law. Titere willbe a formal review ceremony forthem at 3:00 p.m on BriggsField.

The team will attend classesand inspect administrative andsupply facilities. The visiting of.fleers are Colonel H. R. Jackson,Lt. Colonel Q. S. Lander, Cap.tain Eramett L. Bass, Jr., Lt.Colonel G. J. Starck, and MajorRoscoe Baxter.

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cepted for admission to a graduateschool for the class next commenc-ing as a candidate for a graduatedegree and in his last full-timeundergraduate academic year at acollege or university, or similar in-stitution of learning had a scholas-tic standing which placed him Lnthe uipper one-half of the 'malemere.bers of that class or has at-tained a score of 75 or more on thequalification test prescribed by theDirector of Selective Service.

(.b) The registrant has been pur-suing a course of Lustruction whichrequires the completion of eitherfive or six years of full-time under-graduate study to qualify him forthe first academic degree and hassuccessfully completed his fourthyear or his fiflu year, as the casemay bbe, at a college, university, orsimilar institution of leartinE andhad a scholastic standing in hislast Crmpleted undergraduate yearwhich placed him in the upperthree-fourths of the male membersof that class or has attained a scoreof 70 or more on the qualificationtest, and has Ibeen accepted for ad-mission by a college, university, orsimilar institution of learning tothe fifth-year or sixth-year classnext, commencing for a full-timecourse of instruction or has enteredupon and is satisfactorily pursuingsuch course.(c) The registrant has success-

fully completed his third year at acollege, university, or similar insti-tution of learning and had a scho-lastic standing in his third-yearclass which placed him in the up-per three-fourths of the male -mem-bers of that class or has attained ascore of 70 or more on the qualifi-cation test and has been acceptedfor admission by a college, univer-sity, or similar institution of learn-i.ng to the fourth-year class nextcommencing for a full-time courseof instruction or has entered 'upon

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dusn ey Research,Or $udy Endorsed

In a recent communication j. R.Kilian, Jr., reported a recommenda-tion which the institute's AcademicCouncil had made concerning the;tudent's summer program. "Whatwe think is of prime importance is;hat you spend your summer in away that will be educationally andprofessionally valuable to you," an-nounced the Council. The Adminis-;ration further suggested that theob be in industry, research, orrammer study at home or abroad.The Institute is not accelerating

ts program this summer to include, ;full term of the regular curricu-

lum; however, as usual, it is offer-ng an active session with manyubjects given. For those who plan~o stay at the Institute this sumnerhe Council suggests that they ob-sin a copy of the Summer Sessionatalog at the Information Office.Before you leave for the summer

,he Academic Council requests that:ACH of you inform the Advisorylommittee on lMilitary Service ofour plans. This will enable the;ommittee to help you in request-ng Continued deferment, if suchequest is in accord with nationalolicy.

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Applications for room. assign-ments to the dormitories for thefall iterm of 151 are now available.lRoom assignments will be madeduring the next few weeks, prob-ably before exsaminations. All ap-plications must be made by Sat-urday night, May 19.

Priority, which is the same forall houses, goes first to present oc-cupants, then -to others in the or-der seniors, juniors, and sopho-mores. Those upperclassmen whoare not at present in the dormshave last priority.

East Campus will have 300 roomsreserved for freshmen, with thesespread out over all the halls. Withthis system only about 30 fresh-men will be assigned to singlerooms since it is felt 4hat the up-perclassmen are better suited toliving in single rooms.

There will be a major change inthe rents at Riverside since itsrooms vary much. The new River-side -rents 'will average $150 per!term with some roams going forless than _$100. Balker House Tent-als will be the same but the weeklycost of 15 meals will probably in-crease. East Campus room pricesare now -under consideration andthere iS the possibility of change.These changes -are to make .therentals more in proportion to serv-rces rendered to the differentrooms, and not to increase thetotal income from the dormitoryrentals.

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Murray Donald Sirkis of Wash-ington, D. C., who will study phys-ics at Christ's College, Universityof Cambridge, Cambridge, England.

The award is made by the Depart-ment of State under the provisionsof Public Law 584 (79th Gongress),iht Fulbrieht Act. It is one of ap-

proximately 750 grants, including14)0 State Scholarships, for studya~broad which are a part of the Ful-bright prograa~ for the academicyear 1951-1952. As ,provided by theAct, all students are selected by theBoard of Foreign Soholarships, themembers of -which are appointed bythe President. Students are recom.-mnended ,by the campus Fulbrigshtcommittees and by the Institute ofInternational Education.

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Pi Lambda Phi will mneet ,BetaTheta Pi during %he week and thewinner will meet Grad House Ain the Semi-finals.

Since .this is a double eliminationtournament the losers of thesegtanes -are not finished yet. Theywill play in the bottom half ofthe tournament .and the winnersof the losers contest will play thewinner of the top half for thechampionship. In the only losersgame Sigma Nu defeated Baker1iouse C 9-6.

From where we sit it looks asif either Pi Lambda Phi or GradHouse A will meet Westgate :forthe Intramural championshipwhich ends next Sunday.

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I-Robert M. Lucas, '5I, andW. Hitchins, '51, of thehave been picked as theing Senior cadets.

LawrenmAir Forioutstanm

Lucas and Kasovski wTill beawarded- medals by -the ReserveOfficer's Association of the UnitedStates while Voelcker and Hltchlnswill receive medals from the Societyof the Sons of the American Revo-lution. Present .at the presentationwill be Major General Charles G.Helmick, commanding general ofthe New England Sub Area.

Hearst Sharpshooter TrophyMr. Ernest Hoftyzer, General

manager of the Hearst newspapers,will present the Institate rifle teamwith the Hearst trophy for thechampionship rifle team in the lst.acmy area. Members of the rifleteam are: Herbert B. Voelcker, '51,Allan Tanner, '52, Gene T. McCoy,'53, Sarkis M. Zartarian, '52, andJohn C. Chaumpony '51.

Ordnance, Commudclafons,Quartermaster Awards

Three students, Walter I. Wells,G, William R. Miller '51, and Red-mond R. O'Brien, '53, will beawarded the Armed Forces Com-munication Association medal foroutstanding student cadets. ColonelJohn Pfeil, dhief of the BostonOrdnance Procurement District,will present Forest C. Maonkman,'51, a medal as the outstandingsenior ordnance cadet. The Quar-termaster Association amards- to

Dr. Frederick Rope (above) ofthe United States AMission to theUnited Nations will speak at ,theInstitute on Wednesday, May 16,at 5:00 p.m. in Room 10-250 on"The Development and Applica-tion of United States Policy in theUnited Nations." The lecture issponsored -by the Department ofEnglish and History.

Dr. Rope, who is Public LiaisonOfficer with ,the Mission, under-took his post in~ April, 1949, aftertwo years as Executive Director ofLhe New York Stat-e Citizens' Comx-cil. Before Chat he was-Directorof -the Public Education Assoaiationin New York.

The United States lMlssion to theUnited Nations is a group of ex-perts and liaison personnel whichstands behind the U. S. delegationto t~he UN.

'ire Fulbright Conmmittee atTechnology has received noticefrom the United States Departmentof State of the award of scholar-ships for foreign study to the fol-lowing students at the Institute:

Leroy Norman Blumberg of At-lantic City, New Jersey, who willstudy physics at the Technical Col-lege Delft, Delft, Netherlands.

Robert Augur Dudley of Auburn-dale, Massachusetts, who will studymedical physics at the Universityof London, Hammersmith Hcspital,London, England.

The MITMA -announced a newset of officers at a dinner at theSmith House recently. They arePresident, Robert King; Vice-Presi-dent, Francis Hyson; Secretary-Treasurer, Thomas J. Jannsen; Ac-tivities Director, Marion C. Man-derson; Seminar Director, OscarKarsted; Publicity Director, Har-vey Eisenberg; Social Director,Robert F. Couillard; Editor, GeorgeMichel; Graduate Representative,James Borden; Senior Representa-tive, James Davidson; and JuniorRepresentative, Anthony Ranti.

outstandingcadets willBumpus, '51,

Signcl, Chemical Corps AwardsWalter Harmon, '52, picked out-

standing Chemical Corps cadet,will be presented with a key andscroll by Lt. Colonel ChererySalmon.

Newton Shamnbron, '52, has beenchosen outstandigrg junior engi-neering cadet. His medal will bePresented by Colonel ,Charles F.Baisch, PMS&T. A plaque will goto John C. Champeny, '51, as thetop Signal Corps cadet. It is givenby the U. S. Veterans Signal CorpsAssociation. Walter I. Wells, '51, willget the Pi Tau Pi Sigma, HonorarySignal Fraternity, award for SignalCorpos students.

Frosh AwardsEight freshmen have been chosen

to receive awards for excellence inMilitary Science by the .M.I.T.Chapter of( the National Societyof Scabbard and Blade, with thecooperation of the Military andAir Science Departments. The win-ners are Daniel H.' Keck, Jr,,Eugene J. Kovary, John M. Mc-

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WTith the Intramural softballchampions-hip contest well underway ,it looks like Grad-House A isthe team to beat.

in their first game they wallopedSigma Nu 21-9 with a tremendousdisplay of power hitting and thenproceeded to take the boys fromWestgate 9-3 to move into the semi-finals of the double eliminationtournament. Westgate had pre-viously beat Sigma Chi 19-.3 in theirfirst ,game.

Beta Theta Pi beat the BakerHouse C diamondmen and movedinto the quarter finals. Sigma AlphaEpsilon beat Phf Delta Theta ih~a close game 7-6 only to go downto defeat at the hands of a strongPi Lambda Phi aggregation 14-3.

Fulbriqht FundsFunds used in the Rilbright pro-

gram are foreign currencies realizedthrough surplus property salesabroad. Under executive agree-ments with the foreign govern-ments, programs are currently ineffect with nineteen countries:Australia, Austria, Belgium andLu-embourg, Burma, Egypt, France,Greece, India, Iran, Italy, Nether-lands, New Zealand, Norway, Pak-istan, Philippines, Thailand, Turkey,and the United Kingdom. There areover ,1100 round-trip tra-vel 'grants

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THE OFFICIAL NEWSPAPEROF THE M.I.T. UNDE..RGRADUATES

Prerq uisites ,o6%r A4nnounced.or Sholastic Draf De er en

ASME To PresentPresidentof$ocietyIn Thursday TalkJ. Calvin Brown, President of the

American Society of MechanicalEngineers, vill address the Insti-tute branch of the Society onThursday, May 17, at 11:00 a~m. inRoom 3-370. He will speak on"Qualifying for Destiny."

President Brown graduated fromthe California Institute of Tech-nology and from the Hamilton Col-lege of Law. At present, he is anattorney at law and mechanicalengineer, specialist in patent,trademark, and copyright litiga-tion before United States Courts.He is a member of the bars of theU. S. Supreme Court and of thehighest courts, both State and Fed-eral, in Califoria, Illinois, and theDistrict of Columbia. He is cur-rently on a nationwide tour ofA.SM.E. student branches.

Intern I Association ElectsThie !nternational Association

held elections last Thursday forthe officers of next year's steeringcommittee.

Elected vere Nicholas MelLisas,'52, Chairman; Raymond P. Jacob,'52, Treasurer; Sven Treitel, Secre-tary.

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Spotted by a Meet Me photographera few weeks ago, she was known-in at least two dimensions-tomuch of Technology through thepages of The Tech. Then, justthreeweeks ,ago, Pat followed her bossinto the limelight with the contro-'versial "Proposal on CampusLiving."

Ever since "The Proposal" wasintroduced, Pat's (and MIr, Kim-ball's of course) office has beenpacked' withlf indi-gnant undergradc-uautes anxious to see Mr. Kimball,and not particularly averse to inter-ruptinlg Pat at her work.

Pat, .who was ,as perplexed as we,when the response to the Meet Mecontest failed to develop, quicllyconfided to us that she walks acrossthe Technology Bridge daily, eatslunch in the Graduate House, andruns many errands abou-t the In-stitute Corridors,

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Technology men showed an apparent lack of interest in local female personnel when but fewof them entered THE TECH'S Meet Mle Contest. There is considerable doubt as to whether this in-terest, so clearly shown as a secretary passes in review, has completely died out. For those whojust do not care any more, THE TECH offers this page in hopes of enlivening things.

For those of you who did not enter the contest because you feared to interview a Techretary, readon this page; what a THE TECH reporter has written after interviewing a blonde, blue-eyed girl of19. Envy? Such is the penalty

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for cowardice.

When Tech eMen Steare$1oan e Gal Gves Air

. In our recent drive to acquaint: Techirr en with the secretaries in

and about the various offices, we. ,i.~ ; E E: .:i -noticed one room in particular

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.: i t.... -. :, :/. . .i .share of those "lingering looks."':::~.: :'"~' ~ ;. : We investigated, and found the

i.v->v ·< I? v 2 | A.. <l .' > cause to be a lovely lady, Miss JoanGuiffre.

. ~ i ii .^- .,~ Miss Guiffre is strictly "local"talent, as she was born and raised

.j,,~~~~ d in nearby Brookline. Graduatingfrom high school at 16, she Jrn-mediately enrolled in the Kathar-ine Gibbs' Secretarial School, andfrom there came It-o Tech. Now ghehandles the paper work for tihevarious courses in Servomeohan-isms, and strangely enough, today

Photo by Greiner marks her first anniversary as aMiss Joan Guiffre member of the M~I.T. family.

mmZ r t g7 1 Tecmen PleusedAft Unit 0 < t $ |Even in this short while, MissFoVr (.oegds Guiffre has had many interesting

S OW Live little annoyed by the behaviorof some students; sihe found it

of course, a multitude of possibilities for very embarrassing to sit in themeeting congenial males. Many, having office with a number of boys ,gaqp-received sone scientific training in college, ing into the room. Now she ~htasare eager to associate themselves with an becomed accustomed -to this treat-employer in that field and can on that| ment, and just ignores .the'~ atten-account be more useful to him. tions. All such advances are futile

Over half the girls hired are students' anyhow, is Guiffre is eniaged,wives or fiancees who, for obvious resa- blt not to a Techmfan.sons, desire location on campus. Others are The choice was !nfluenoed mainlysingle upon arrival. by hex eagexness ,to meet and mix

Yearly turnover rates, T'he Personnel with people from other environ-Office reports, is about 33%, an average ments. So far Miss Guiffre hasloss of four Techretaries per week. The aceomplished much along thesemnonths with heaviest turnover are Mfay lines, and finds ,her new friends

Qemral Manager ................................................. Robert B. ]acastow, '52

Editor ..................... d.....d... N. Weber, '52

Co-Managia g Editors .................. ..... Newell . Trask, '52; Charles G. Beaudette, '52

Bu=ess Muaager ..................... , . .- ........... Robert 1. Lurie, '52

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Alsgnments .... Carroll F. Mller, Jz., '53Azs't ...............Hugh G. Gallagher, '54

Photography ........... E red Herzfeld, '54News ........... Alex H. Danzberger, '53

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Treasurer .............. Melvin Cerler, '52Ass't ............ rthur B. Cicero, '53

Office . ........... .William C. Phlney, '53Personnel . .......... lobert J. Ferram, '53

Exchange .......... Mobert B. Burdltt, '53sports ......... .GilbertE . Steinberg, '52

Asst ............... .John Margulis, 54Asst ............... .Mark Caplan, '54Asst. ............... Jerry Cohen, '54

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Advertising ....... Eddward A. lelalka, '53Circulation .......... Louis A. Pe.-alta, '53Bales ............... Wolf Eabermam, '53

Co-Manager ..... Stanley M. Bloom, '53

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Technolog)y female personnel, oftenreferred to as "Techretaries" are morethan implements by which necessary jobsmust be done, for they are essentially apart of the atmosphere that surroundsTechnology life. Their presence in thehalls, in the door-opened offices, on thelawn of the great comrt-always to thesatisfaction of the student's admiring eye(and frustration), is a pleasant diversionfrom the more serious aspects of collegelife, and they, though hardly filling therole of the co-ed on a liberal arts campus,have always been sonmething about which

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Richard J. Powell, '50; Mlorton A. Bosnlak, '51; Stanford H. BerdAmtn, '53.

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Marirln Caplan, '54; William P. Chantdler, '52; Jerome B. Cohen, '54; John F. D'Amico, '54;James H. Davidson, '55; Edward G. Eigel, '54; Charles L. Eyrlng, '54; Rabert I. Gross '53;Paul E. Gray, '5!- Stanley El. Gelles, '52; Arthur W. Haines, '54; Donald L. Maadsen, '54Martin B. Mills '54- Hugh Nutley, '54; James E. Stuart, '51; George J. Batolomel, '54;John M. Dixon, 55; Sylvan L. Sacollck, '54; Herbert ~. Voelcher, '51. Bob Gross, '53

OFFICES OF THE T]E: I

News, Editorial and Business--Room 020, Walker Memorial, Cambrldge 39, Mass.Telephone: KIrki2lnd 7-1881

Business--Roomn 335, Walker Uemorlal. Telephone: KI rkland 7-1881.Ms" Subscription $3.00 per year, $5.00 for two years.Publlhed every Tuesday and Friday during college year, except during college svacatlon,

umder the bAt o March 31. 1879.Repremented for national advertising by National Advertising Servlce, Inc., College

PFublauen Represemtctlve, 00 Mladison Ave., New York, N. Y.

Night Editor: Alex H. Danzberger, '53

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THE NEW CONSTITUTION'On Friday, Institute Committee will vote on a new constitu-

tion. The proposed constitution will have been posted for thirtydays to give students an opportunity to discuss it with theirrepresentatives.

It has been the intention of those drafting the new consti-tution to streamline undergraduate government in several re-spects. Institute Committee would be defined as a purely legis-lative body with the execurtive functions of the UndergraduateAssociation being turned over to a cabinet. This would givethe Committee more time to devote to policymaking.

Most controversial of the proposed changes is a reduction inthe size of the Committee from its present number of 34 to 25members. Thils paring would be accomplished by removing sub-committee chairmen from the Committee and classifying ac-

tivities into ten interest groups each with one representative.Class A activities and subcommittees, who now have seats, havequestioned the advisability of the new representation system.

We urge these groups to support the new constitution,thereby making student government as effective as possible.

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the Technology man brags and some-times marr'ies.

Employnlent of over 700 girls among anoverwzhelningly larger nunmber of malesis not done without a customary amnountof mishaps, embarassing situations, up-risings. Whiat else could onle expect atTechnology?

Approxinmately half the Techretariesemployed by the Institute are private sec-retaries to one-but sometimes two and|three professors; whine the retmaining halfare typists, office clerks, or assistants ofsome sort. Completion of one or twoyears of secretarial school after high schoolhas been set as an employment standard.This sets tlhe age of the youngest Tech-retaries at about 19; however, recordsshow that the average age is 24-5, manlyof the girls being college graduates.

Why They Come--Why They LeaveHigh salaries canmot be tile drawing

force which impels girls to work here,since Institute pay is average, and in fact,is less than that paid by most Boston in-surance comnpanies, where many othergirls are enmployed. The girls preferTechnology because it has generally, moreto offer (except money); a short week, in-teresting fobs, a friendly atmosphere, and,

aind June, when newly graduated girls areseeking employment, and newuly graduL-

ated Techlmenl are leaving wilthz theirwives. Of the 33% leavinzg, alpproximatelyone-four-th imarry Technology studenztsand staff office romances are not uvcom-

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ComplicationsThe exposure of Techretarie--wives,

sweethearts and othfenrwise--inl lnstitute

life can and has led to some conplica-tions. Work can be confusing z)hzcn ai echretar? dashes to her office Coor to

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a very amiable group. This ",el-conmed" spirit encouraged her wihenshe first started, and now it helpsto relieve the tension ,of business,and make tne work pleasarnt.

Experience GrowsA number of aanusing iucidents

have ,also added much pleasure ,toMiss Guiffre's first year at Tech.Many times she would be walkingthrough the halls, and could over-hear conversations being carried

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provided for foreign students fromthese countries to the UnitedStates; and of them approximately450 will receive supplementarygrants from the United States Gosv-ernment under the Smith-MundtProgram. A large number of theforeign students will also receivescholarships and grants from pri-vate organizations and colleges anduniversities.

The competition period for awardseffective in the academic year 1952-11953, is May 1, 1951 to October 15,1951.

For Surer-Quicker Successin your job hunt, send forthe Herald Tribune's free

booklet 'How To Answer aHelp Wanted Ad' 24 pages

of practical advice on how towrite a winning letter to

prospective employers.Write: Herald Tribune

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|Proposal LeavesgMiss Meet Me'Still T-Unattached Sure, you remember her. No

longer maskled as Miss M1eet Me,she's Pat Mulligan, a gal that some5399 of you either missed or didn'ttake the trouble to meet. Now seewhat you've missed.

Pat is a 1949 graduate of Wiash-ington's Trinity College. Aftergraduation Pat, who has very big,very honest, and very green eyes,went to Katharine Gibbs' New Yorksecretarial school for a year. LastNovermber, replete with Gtibbs' tech-niques, buit somehow managing toavoid ithe "Gibbs' attitude," shejoined the Institute staff as secre-tary to Robert M. Kimball, Direc-tor of Business Adaninistration.

It took little time for MissPatricia to catapult herself to ,fame.

The TechTUESDAY, MAY 15, 1951

WAlNAGXNG BOARD

700 I-ories ,,Gray ICorridors,

Rememelber? ? ?We don't, but maybe you do. These

two pictures have appeared in pastisslues of The Tech; if you rememberwheln, let us know. Drop a line toFeatures Editor, The Tech, WalkerIMemorial. And if you know theIlames of these people, send them in'too.

Tilhere are no pri2es being offered,absolutely none. The time for thattype of contest is past, and this isstrictly for fun. Ytou might not likesearching through old issues as muchas you would like searching throughInstitute Offices, but, as we said, youhad your chance.

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grew, Martin ;B. 35ills, Robert H.

Nelson, jr., Alexander Pausley, Jr.,

Robert D. Warshower, and JeromeD. Waye. These men were rated

by their Military Science nstruc-tors and by Scabbard anld Blademen both in class and at .drill. Onthe bsis of these natiags 16 menwere selected. These men appearedbefore a nine-man selection boardof officers who chose the top eight.William H. Ferguson, '51, Captainof Scabbard and Blade, will makethe presentations.

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NETHERLANDS OFFICE FOR FOREIGN STUDENT RELATIOS

29 Broadway, New York 6, 1N. Y.Agents for the Ministerie van Verkeer en Wateraa3t(Directorate-General of Shipping) The Hague. Netherlands

MAY 16 TO MAY 22, 1951a

WEDNESDAY, MAY 16Freshman Tennis Team. Match with Harvard University at Harvard, ]

2:15 p.m. cVarsity Tennis Team. Match with Harvard University. Briggs Field, ]

2:15 p.m. -cFaculty Meeting, Huntington Hall, Room 10-250, 3:05 p.m. .Freshman Basfall Te'm. Game with Wentworth Institute at Went-

worth, 3:30 p.m.Varsity Baseball Team. Game with Harvard. Harvard University,3:45 p.m. 'Building Engineering and Construction. Departmental Student-Faculty

Tea. Room 2-290, 4:00 p.m. All students of Course XVI1 invited.Richard C. Maclaurin Lodge, .s; F. and A. MI. (The Tech Lodge). Meeting,4:00 p.m.; Dinner, 6:45 p.m. Masonic Temple, 1950 Massachusetts eAvenue, Cambridge. All Masons at 1M[I.T. are cordially invited to attend. .Catholic Club. Elections and short business meeting. Room 1-190, F

5:00p.m.Mathematics Society. Lecture: "Geometry of Differential Equations."

Dr. Earl A. Coddington. Room 4-370, 5:00 p.m.Tech Model Aircrafters. Final preparations for New England Wakefield

Eliminations. Du Pont Room, Building 33, 5:00 p.m.Inter-Varsity ChrLstian Fellowship. Wesley Gustafson, IVCF Missionary :

Chairman, speaker. Room 7-103, 5:05 p.m.Staff Players of M.I.T. Supper Meeting. Emmna Rogers Room, 6:15 1p.m.Chemistry Department. Harvard-M.I.T. Physical Chemistry Colloquium:"Htemoglobin Equilibria and Interactions." Dr. Charles D. Coryell. Har-

vard University, Mallinckrodt MB 23, 8:00 p.m.

THURSDAY, MAY 17American Society of Mechanical Engineers. Meeting. J. Calvin Brown,

President, A.S.M.E., speaker. Room 3-370, 11:00 a.m.Catholic Club. Apologetics Class: "Philosophy of Catholic Education."

Boom 2-135, 1:00 p.m.Mechanical Engineerihg Department. Lecture: "The GeneralizedAnalysis of Variance." Professor Rogers B. Finch. Room 3-270, 4:00 ]p.m.Physics Department. Colloquium: "The Experimental Aspects of Super-conductivity." Dr. H. B. G. Casimir, Philips Laboratory, Eindhoven,

Holland. Room 6-120, 4:15 p.m.

FRIDAY, MAY 18Freshman Baseball Team. Game with Holy Cross. Briggs Field, 3:00 p.m.Mechanical Engineering Department. Seminar: "Determination of theFlow Stress in the Neck of Tensile Specimens." Earle R. Marshall.Boom 3-270, 4:00 p.m. Coffee served in Room 3-174 from 3:30 to

4:00 pm.School of Humanities and Social Studies and Lecture Series Committee.Twelfth in a series of lectures on THE WORLD AND YOU. Subject:"Great Britain and the United States." Speaker: Alistair Cooke,American correspondent of the Manchester Guardian. Interlottor:Professor John B. Raet M.I.T. Huntington Hall, Room 10-250, 5:00 p).m.

SATURDAY, MAY 19Modern Languages Department. Graduate Language Examinations:

German, Room 3-440, 10:00 a.m. to 12:00 Noon; French and Russian,Room 3-440, 2:00 to 4:00 p.m.

Nautical Association. Boston Dinghy Club Challenge Cup. SailingPavilion, 1:00 pcm.

Varsity Baseball Team. Game with Boston University. Briggs Field,2:00 p.m.

Freshman Lacrosse Teahn. Game with Andover Academy. Briggs Field,2:15p.m.

Freshman Tennis Team. Match with Nichols Junior College. BriggsField, 2:15 p.m.

Lightweight Crew. Eastern Association Rowing Colleges Championships,Cambridge. Freshmen, 3:00 p.m.; Junior Varsity, 3:30 p.m.; andVarsity, 4:00 p.m.

Agenda. Annual Picnic and Outing. 4:00 p.m. to 12:00 Midnight.Heavyweight Crew. Eastern Association Rowing Colleges Championships,Princeton. Freshmen, 5:00 p.m.; Junior Varsity, 5:30 p.m.; andVarsity, 6:00 p.m.

SUNDAY, MAY 20Nautical Association. Boston Dinghy Club Challenge Cup. Sailing Pa-

vilion, 9:00 a.m.

MONDAY, MAY 21Acoustics Laboratory. Seminar: "A Loudness-Level Meter." Aflem L.

Cudworth. Room 20E-121, 4:30 p.m.School of Humanities and Social Studies and Lecture Series Conmittee.Thirteenth in a series of lectures on THE W ORLD AND YOU. Subject:"The Preservation of Liberties at lome." Speaker: Charles E. Wyzn -

ski, Jr., U. S. District Judge for Mlassachusetts. Interlocutor: ProfessorMorris A. Adelman, Mi.u.T Huntington Hall, Room 1L0-250, 5:00 p.m.

TUESDA Y, MA Y 22Freshman Track Team. Meet w ith Moses Brown School. Briggs Field,

3:30p.m.Christian Science Organization. "Man's New Frontiers." Ware West

Lounge, 5:15 p.m.

EXHIBITIONSART SACRE, an exhibition of French modern religious art andarchitecture. New Gallery, Charles Hayden Memorial Library, Monday

thr~ough Friday, 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., through June 10.Photographic Salon prints by Vernon G. Leach of Chicago, Illinois.Photographic Service Gallery, Basement of Building 11, from May 14 to

May 31, 1951.

CALENDAR OF EVENTSThe CALENDAR OF EVENTS will not be published during the sum-mer term. The next Calendar will appear in the first Tuesday edit ion ofTHE TECH in the Fall, and will be sent separately to subscribers as usual.

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LSC P resents Cooke.,istair Cooke, American corre-

spondent of the Manchester Guard-ian, will speak on "Great Britainand the U. S.," in the W. orld andYou Series under the sponsorshipof the School of Humanities andLecture Series Committee. The lec-ture will be held in Room 10-250on Friday, Miay 18, at 5:00 p.m.Professor Rae of the Departmentof English and History will beinterlocutor.

Mr. Cooke is the author of therecent book, "A Generation onTrial."

Tau Beta cPi ElctsTau Beta Pi, national honorary

engineering society, has announcedits officers for next year. They arePresident Gerald F. Laufs, '52; Vice-President, Robert E. Wood, '52;Recording Secretary, Marshall E.Alper, '51; Corresponding Secretary,Raymond L. Madsen, '51; Treasurer,Paul C. Van Alstyne, '52; Cata-loguer, Nicholas J. Haritatos, '52;Delegate to Massachusetts Coordi-nating Council, William P. Chan-dler, '52.

Join the student group this summerto Rotterdam on the S. S. VOLEN-DAM, host to over 4000 students onthree annual sailings since 1948. Re-turn sailing September 5 fromRotterdam.

Dormitory type accommodations.Plenty of deck space. Large, publicroams. Good and plentiful menu.High standards of Dutch seaman-ship. cleanliness, and traditionalfriendliness.

Staff of 20 distinguished Europeanand Amnerican lecturers, undee shejoint direction of Netherlands Officefor Foreign Student Relations adU. S. National Stdenw Associagiooffer a comprebemsive OrientionProgramn emroute.

ff S ~Rou~nd Trip for dormitory-type space. $320 for rnul.tipie.berlh cabins forwomen.

Applications from bona fide collegestudents only are being accepted by

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!uali ies sSunday's races with a large num-ber of breakdowns, as the fight con-tinued to the final race.

Scoring honors in both divisionswent to Barvarld by a narrowmargin.. Frank Foully, the divisionA skipper, scored 74 points out ofa possible 90, topping Bob Nickersonand Larry Buckland who scored 72.Again in division B, Harvard'sCharley Hoppin, a newcomer tothese waters, narrowly beat HowieFawcett and Jake Kerwin, iby ascore of 78 to 77.

Scores for the regatta were:Harvard 152, M1IT 149, Tufts 121,

Coast Guard 114, ,Dartmouth 110,Brown 108, Rhode Island U. 100,Paoly Cross 63, Trinlty 60.

Cop Freshman ChampionshipAll was not glum, however, as

the Freshman Team, sailing inhome waters, took first place inthe newly organized Freshman In-dividual Champlonshipss. Teameliminations selected Milt Almquistto skipper for the Engineers, with

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John Rieman as his crew. Againsttough competition, such as JamesNathanson of Harvard and ElijahFishelson df ,BU, IMilt sailed a beau-tiful set of races, winning both themorning's eliminations and theafternoon's Endls.

The m orning's eliminations wererun off in variable, light weather,one representative :from each NewEngland ,choolbeing present. Eightplaces qualified for the afternoon'ssailing.

Heavy Weather CasucaliesThe weather icked up during

the 'afternoon, causing Bob Perryof Holy Cross to capsize, and break-ing an outhaul line on Milt's ,boat.Fortunately, the breakdownoccurred between races and nothingwas lost as a result.

Three firsts and two seconds inthe eight races were what it tookfor Almoquist and Rienman to beatHarvard's 54 and BU's 49 with 661/2points out of a possible 72.

The New Enrgland Dinghy Chaan-pionships meant more than justanother trophy this weekend, asthe defenrding and Eastern cham-pion mrT Sailing Team lost theCoast Guard Alumni Bowl to asurprisingly strong Harvard team.The loss, the first,this season andonly the second in New Englandsince the fall of 1949, meant littleto the Engineers however, as themain nimport of the regatta was asan elimination for the NationalChamnpionships this June. As aresult, Harvard and MIrrT will repre-sent New England in the Nationalconmpetition for the Morss Bowl,

A Close RegarewFluky winds on .the Thames River

at Coast Guard saw a close fightbetween the two qualifiers in Satur-day's racing. The lead changedseveral times as Harvard, who hadnever been bothersome to the var-sity this season, sailed -a series ofsuperb races. Strong winds marred

Engineers while they were heldRounds gave up 10 hits for theto 3 hits off Geoffrey from A.I.(.Two of the hits given to the menfrom Springfield were home runs.

ALIZ. was held scoreless till theirhalf of the fifth inning -hen 3singles, a balk, and an error to-gether accounted'for two of theirruns. Hespelt led off their half ofthe sixth with a 400-foot homer overSa.-giolo's head in left field.

A.I.C. finished their scoring inthe 7th with Zordan timing a homerun past Lenard in right field. A hitbatsman, an error, and a singlebrought in the other runs.The Engineers played good ball,

but they failed to connect with menon ba.se. Cliff Rounds pitched agood game all the way through (hisbest of the season), walking nomen and striking out seven. A.I.C.

has lost only one game this seasonto Springfield College while beatingbeams like B.C., Providence, andB.U.

This Wednesday the Engineershave a game with Harvard at EIar-vard. M. K.

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converse (in a three-minute buZl-session)rwith a boy friend who has taken a be-tween-periods stroll. Two years ago inJune, not a few of the married help inthe Registrar's Office suddenly left town;their graduated husbands were going tosearch out job opportunities. Whateverstaff was left worked overtime to processfinal marks to the students. its a resultRegistrar J. C. MacKinnon decreed thatonly the youngest single girls, preferablylivinrg at home with parents, sho.ld workin his office, and though this rule has notbeen strictly enforced, the youngest,single girls are still to be found in thzeRegistrar's Office.

Techretary romances canz be benutifulaffairs, but one Professor did not sharein the sentiment because he fou7ld it diffi-cult to proceed about his office. His sec-retaries' suitor-s were most inconsiderate

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and is satisfactorily pursuing suchcourse.

(d) The registrant has success-fully completed his second year at acollege, university, or similar insti-tution of learning and had a schol-astic standing in his second-yearclass which placed him in the uppertwo-thirds of the male members ofthat class or has attained a scoreof 70 or more on the qualificationtest, and has been accepted for ad-mission by a college, university, orsimilar institution of learning to thethird-year class next commencingfor a fulil-time course of instructionor has entered upon and is satisfac-torily pursuing such course.

(e) The registrant has success-fully completed his first year in acollege, university, or similar in-stitution of learning and had ascholastic standing which placedhim in the upper-half of the malemembers of his class or has at-tained a score of 70 or more onthe qualification test and has beenaccepted for admission by a col-lege, university, or simnilar institu-tion of learning to the second-yearclass next commencing for a full-time course of instruction or hasentered upon and is satisfactorilypursuing such course.

General Rules for Classificationin Class 1I-A-(a) On ithe localboard is placed the responsibility,under applicable rules and regula-tions, of deciding which menshould be deferred because,of theircivilian activities. It is in the na-tional interest and of paramountimportance to our national secur-ity that civilian activities rhichare contributing to the nationalhealth, safety, or interest shouldbe disrupted as little as possible.The F. & M. Schaefer Brewing Ceo., New York

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It is no secret to anyone by now that the Beavers have the bestrifle team in the country. Last week another honor was added to theirlong list. The first three places on the A114american rifle team are filledwith Techmen COongratulations to Captain Herb Voelcker, Mei ,owers,Al Tanner and their coach Sergeant Jim Brae.

Another of Technology's powers is the sailing team. Not only haveour teams been among the best since the sport started but also the menconnected with Tech have been instrumental in the development ofthe sport on the collegiate level. The Morss Trophy given to the inter-collegiate champion is named in honor of one of our professors as isthe Owen trophy given to the Eastern champion. Course 15 is wellrepresented w'ith the Schell Invitational Trophy named alter its head.Jack Wood, our sailing master who can rightfully be called the fatherof intercollegiate sailing, also has a trophy in his honor.

In the box on the front page is my attempt to create some interest inWedanesday's game with Harvard. The baseball-team without exaggerat-ing is good this year yet the turnouts are still not all they should be.

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New B-ygiene Laboratory OpensNew servicees to guard the health of all members of the Institute appropriate respirators, are pro-

Staff wore shown recently when -the Occapational Medioal Service at vided in the extensive program ofthe Institute opened its new Industrial Hygiene Laboratory in the the Occupational Medical Service.

"Chuck" Lockerbie won theIhundired-yard dash and therunning broad jump to lecadSigma Nu to victory in the in-

ural track championships.Wfinal score was: Sigma Nu

34, Sigma Alpha Epsilon 231/2,Baker House1il3, Alpha TauOmega and the Pegis Club 10,Lambda Chi Alpha 6 and Pi LambdaPhi 2.

Tonnenson and Garthe also con-tributed first place scores to theSigma Nu total wien they tiedReiter of Baker House in the highjump. S3oth half-mile relays werewon -by Sigma Epsilon to contributethe main part of their second-place total.

The Pegis Club took a frst-placeas Sepp won the shot ,put. AlphaTau Omega's Bill Dwvyer won the440.

Homnberg Inflrmary.New facilities, Dr. Harriet L.

Hardy, assistant medical 'ddrectorin charge of the service, toldvistOxs, will make possible skilledadvisory activities and extensivetesing services for all Institutedepa.rt-ments and laboratories, toassist in developing the most bene-finial environment possible for allkinds of scientific and professionalwork. In addition, the Service willconduct classes to train Technologystudents in the essential require-ments of a safe and effective en-vironment for scientific and indus -trial work.

"The problem of analysis andcorrection of hazards due to radio-active or toxic chemicals or ,dusts,as well -as the more subtle ,prdb-leans of unusual occupational stress,noise, and lightling, are includedwithin our assignment," Dr. Hardsaid.

Dr. Dana L. Fanworth, Directorof the Medical Department, poin-ed

out that the proggram and equip-ment of the Occupational MedicalService ame among the most exten-sive in any American educationalinstitutiarn.

Advisory CapacityThough prepared to perform

many tests and evaluations, theOccuilpational Medical Service willact principally in an advisorycapacity, Dr. Hardy said. Individualworkers in various Departments aregiven the responsibility of carryingout recommendations, with tech-nicai assistance from the Servicewherever possible.

Engineering services, irncludingventilation design, planning offilters and ,masks, and the use of

Guard Against Radioactivity

The Radiological Safety Group,a separate unit of the Service, ischiefly responsible as an advisoryagency for all Institute laboratoriesusing radioactive materials or Iger,-erating radioactivity. The Group'sfacilities include counters anddetectors of all types, and one ofits responsibilities will be.periodicinspections of all laboratoxies inwhich radioactive materials arecomalonly used.

Any illness of Institute persormelwill be screened by the membersof the Occupational Medical Serv-ice, and those which appear to be

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"the boys here are nothing likewhat they're supposed .to be. Iexpected,to find every one a chidprodigy who was only interestedin science. Fxom what I mknow ofthem, anany should be lawyes."

From what we know of Pat, maeyof you should meet Techretaries

--contest or other excuses ,beingincidental.

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Sigma 1Nu Takes It PlaceIn Intramura l Track Meet

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At Marietta-May 16At least L3 colleges including

Tech will enter their varsity, juniorvarsity or freabman rowing crewsin the Intercollegiate Rowing Asso-ciation Regatta at Marietta, Ohio,June 16. Definite lineups for thejunior varsity and freshman raceshave not yet been determined.

Only two changes will be notedin the complement of crews in thevarsity race. Rutgers has withdrawnfrom the varsity competition, withBoston Universities varsity movinginto that spot. Boston was repre-sented only in the fresh race lastsummer.The only brand new entry will be

Marietta College, the host school,which has accepted an invitationto race its varsity shell in the IcRA'sthree-mile junior varsity event.Marietta declined a similar bid lastsummer.

The varsity lineup will be headedby the University of WashingtonHuskies, who awon all three raceslast year. Columbia, Cornell, Navy,Penn and Syraclcuse enter as stand-ing members of the iRA. BesidesWashington, others entering the bigrace Iby invitation include Tech,Boston U., Wisconsin, Princeton,Stanford and California.

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related to the Job are carefullyinLvestigated through interviews andappropriate tests. In all its activi-ties, the Service will work closelywith the Institute's safety com-mittee, of which Professor EdwardR. Schwarz is chairmnan, and wlthMark J. Dondero, safety engineer.

An additional responsibility ofthe Occupational Medical Servicewill be to show Techmen how to'protect themselves and those whowork with them from unnecessaryoccupational hazards. This, Dr.Hardy believes, is an importantelement in the education of futurescientists and engineers. In addi-tion to special departmentalseminars, she plans a course inOccupational Hygiene.

often lacking. On the whole, MissGuiffre thinks the foreign studentsshow ,more respect for women thando the American boys with theirwhistles and howls.

EssentialsMiss Guiffre also feels that the

Techmen are spoiling the secre-taries by breeding conceit. Quiteoften, the girls forget that theyare a minority, and take the atten-tions to heart, giving them "swelledheads." She understands how thestudents feel, being away from'home, but still criticizes them forexpressing their opinions so bois-terously.

Young RepublicansThe M.I.T. Young Republican Club

will hold a discussion meeting onThursday, May 17, in Tyler Lounge at5:00 p.m. The topie will be "Issuesin the Great Debate on Foreign Policy."

Philosophical SocietyThe Philosophical Society will hold

a discussion meeting on Thursday, May17, at 8:00 p.m. at Crafts Lounge.Bruce Kellog, secretary of the Society,will speak on "The Theory and Prac.tice of Ethics."

to know the secretaries in thatparticular field. It was a good line,but it didn't work, as Miss Guifireknew he was an undergraduate,and the whole story was bunk, Hisefforts only succeeded in provid-ing a few more laughs!

A Wiil and a WayThis incident prompted m'e to

ask, "How would a student go aboutmeeting a particular secretary?"

Miss Guiffre had no definiteanswer to that question, but she didhave some suggestions. She rnen-tioned that various groups fordedclubs, such as the softball teamcomposed of the secretaries fromthe Bursar's Office, and that somefellows could manage to watchthem play or practice. Still otherscould make acquaintances by eat-ing in the same vicinity as theSecretaries. She admitted thatseeing the same person every daycould lead to a nodding friendship,and that in turn, to a possible date.

According to Miss Guiffre, a boldstudent stands less chance of anintroductionthan anyone else. Herowun preference would cater to awell-bred personality, a fellow withmanners. She feels that such aperson would have little troublemaking friends, for most girlsappreciate politeness, which. is too

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on behind her, in some foreignlanguage. Having had some back-ground in Spanish and French, shecould easily translate enoughto understand what was being said.Quite often she could hardly keepthe chuckles down, but there werealso moments of embarrassment.

When Miss Guiffre was new here,a group of students used to stationthemselves outside her door everyday at 11 AM. and 4 P.M., and howl.She didn't appreciate their humortoo much, especially when therewere others in the office besidesherself!

Then there, was the "SeptemberAffair," when an undergraduatetried to bluff his way into anintroduction. The student cameinto the office, and began to makeconversation, claiming he was plan-ning to study 6.605 that semester.He went on a long spiel about hisbackground and finally got to thepoint-according to his theory thestudents in each course should get

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NOTICES

Barbell ClubThe Barbell Club will hold a con-

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