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... for you this month!

Fun with flags

The Bish Bash

Gadget Page

The Legal Page

The Fun Page

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by Chris Thompson

If you’re a fan of the TV programme The Big Bang Theory you will have seen Sheldon Cooper introducing his series on vexillology, Fun with Flags. Amazingly Sheldon has never explained the Spanish flag so I thought I’d fill the gap.

The current Spanish Flag is a bicolour. It has two colours in three bands; a red band top and bottom and a yellow band in the centre. The yellow band is twice the width of the red bands. There is a variant on the design which incorporates the Spanish national coat of arms but the use of that flag is only obligatory under certain conditions. The current design dates from 1981.

The flags of the Valencian Community, Aragon, Cataluña and the Balearics are based on the flag of the old Kingdom of Aragon. Red and yellow are prominent colours in those flags which often leads to the romantic notion that the modern flag has some link with the small kingdoms that once made up the Iberian Peninsula. In fact the flag, and the rojigualdo/a, the colours of the current version, are a personal choice of King Carlos III of Spain.

Carlos had a bit of a problem. He was a Bourbon, and there were lots of other Bourbon rulers in Europe, most notably in France. The Bourbon Flag was white with the coat of arms of the particular branch of the family in the centre. On more than one occasion this led to a bit of a misunderstanding between ships at sea and canons roared when a gentle wave would have been more in order. So in 1785 Carlos ran a competition for a new flag and he chose the basic design we know today. Just in case you’re wondering remember that at sea you don’t surrender with a white flag, you surrender by striking your colours. So the new flag didn’t slow down the Spanish Navy’s ability to surrender.

At first the flag was only used on Spanish naval ships and a few years later, in 1793, its use was extended to naval installations onshore. There was a different design for Spanish merchant ships with two red stripes on a yellow

ground. The national flag continued to be the white Borbonic flag until 1843 when Queen

Isabel II replaced it with the red and yellow.

Artists aren’t, necessarily, historians so, the next time you’re in an art gallery and you spot paintings with the Spanish Army, before 1843, or the Spanish Navy, prior to 1785, fighting under the rojigualda flag you can sagely point out the error to whoever you’re with or, if you are

friendless, with any hapless passer by.

You may have seen a tricolour flag which looks a lot like the Spanish National Flag except that it has a mulberry coloured

(purple to you and me) band at the bottom. This is the tricolour that was adopted by the government of the Second Republic in 1931.

It was internationally recognised as the Spanish Flag until the defeat of the Republic by Franco’s Nationalists in

1939. Franco’s side generally used variations on the standard bicolour with differing coats of arms.

Although there is a lot of detailed argument about the correctness of the colours of the Republican Flag the design was a deliberate

effort to echo the past of the Iberian Peninsula. The yellow and red for the Crown of Aragon

and the purple for the Crown of Castile which, by happy chance, were also linked to a flag used by a peasant uprising. Nowadays the flag is often seen in demonstrations where it represents a republican, leftist or radical stance.

And next time on Fun with Flags?

Fun with flags

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Progress. I presume you’ll be expecting some miserable old-gittish rant to follow, no? Give me a break. You think I’m some sort of dinosaur? OK, you just wish I’d died out millions of years ago. Don’t worry, I can take it. What was your address again?

I’m all for progress. Childhood memories of runny butter and milk gone off after a day still make my teeth clench. I can’t drink tea with bits of sour cream floating around in it. So, thank God for the fridge, even if we did get one eighty years after its invention. Likewise central heating. Remember the days when the whole family crouched in front of the fire, back frozen and faces red? Oh, that happened last winter? Stop moaning, it was only for two days, not every one from October to May.

The benefits of progress that those of a certain age have enjoyed are almost limitless. Soft toilet paper (though it does mean the best use for the ‘Daily – CENSORED for fear of libel action – has been lost); cold beer; muesli – hmm, you can’t win ‘em all.

Automobile technology, in particular, has shown amazing progress in recent decades. In-car heaters, radios, seats that haven’t been designed by the Inquisition. And, of course, anti-rust bodywork that doesn’t collapse under you after two years. As for the near future, parking cameras look great.

Yet this is where doubt creeps in. Because some current aspects of progress threaten one important element in all this. Me. I’m not having nightmares about the driverless car yet. In fact, half the ones round me seem like that anyway. And if it can go out to the Co-op without my having to stop watching Jeremy Kyle, all the better. It’s unlikely to be the norm in my lifetime. No, what bothers me is the gradual loss of control.

Yes, go on, laugh. You’ll get old, too, one day. What I’m talking about are all these devices that supposedly make driving easier but actually create uncertainty. Automatic headlights. Fine, very useful, I probably have forgotten to switch the

lights on twice in the last forty-five years. But the device’s decisions about

when it’s dark are often more irrational than a human’s (Shouldn’t this be comforting?): bright sunlight at four pm – oh, it’s officially dark. Sudden dark of driving through a thunderstorm: no lights. Naturally, you can switch on manually but those moments of uncertainty – will they come on? – are dangerously distracting. Other gizmos like speed limiters and cruise control you can ignore, while something that would be really useful, like an automatic rear fog light, no chance.

Two of the most irritating ‘developments’ come, I suspect, from cost-saving measures. The spare wheel that became a bicycle tyre was bad enough. Now it’s some shaving foam injection system that you only need a degree in space technology to operate. Even worse, since you hope not to get a puncture too often, is the disappearing handbrake. No wonder the price of steel has slumped. All those foot long bits of handbrake a feature of the past. That’s the past in which you pulled the thing up and if the car continued to roll you pulled harder. Now you try to peer down between the seats to see if the light’s on, while careering into the car in front. And as for hill starts... Yes, yes, I’m aware it does it for you, but how do you know! If the Russian woman in the Satnav can keep blurting out ‘Turn around when possible’, why can’t her sister be installed to shout ‘Handbrake on/off’ when you’re starting/stopping? (I can tell she’s Russian because her name ends in ‘off’. At least it does whenever I address her).

So I’m all for sensible progress. Not having to trudge three miles to find a phone box (out of order) makes the mobile phone a godsend. The fact that it enables you to share your calorie quotient with the population of Taiwan while reminding you that you haven’t used soft toilet paper for twenty-three hours perhaps less of one. And they’re so complicated. I tried to order a pizza last week and found I’d bought the entire Nigerian national debt. Though that wasn’t as bad as the bloke up the road. He wanted the Amazon instant delivery service but the number was engaged. The phone diverted him to US Army drone control in Utah. Delivery certainly was instant. The funeral’s on Tuesday.

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Well i hope most of you cycling enthusiasts managed to get a glimpse of “La Vuelta” as it passed our doorstep, and hopefully it motivated most of you ? It was an amazing sight to see all our heroes pass by so elegantly and so quickly and brilliant for the area. Now that’s what you call riding in a group. No matter how professional you are accidents can happen as we all witnessed in this year’s Vuelta. There have been many accidents mostly caused by carelessness , human error , or by other people like the motorcyclists who knocked off at least 2 top riders.

Riding on your own can be great fun, you can go where you want, when you want and stop whenever you want and it also gives you time to think etc, however riding in or with a group can be very enjoyable. You can make new friends, learn some cracking new routes, learn new skills and techniques, work harder, cycle further, improve your stamina and generally have more fun and post ride socialising. It’s also a great way to improve your stamina whilst discovering the local scenery. There are many cycling groups and clubs in the local area to suit everyone. Their are Ladies groups, Gents groups, Couples groups, Mountain-bike groups, Electric- bike groups, Road -bike groups, Training- groups and so on .We have many groups operating from our shop and know about most of the other groups in the area so check out our website or call in and just ask us for details.Safety in numbers.

When you’re riding in a group with others, you are all responsible for your own safety and the safety of others. If you are at the front you’re the eyes and ears for the group, it’s up to you to see the potholes, parked cars, joggers, other cyclists etc, and to tell the rest of the members by hand signals. No matter where you are in the group you must pass on all information to the person behind you without making any unpredictable movements. If you suddenly slow down or swerve, you’re putting yourself and the others in danger.

Drafting.

Use the wind to your advantage. Effective wind is the combination of air resistance, always from directly ahead, and the real wind which can be from any direction. This determines the position of the slipstream of the rider in front, which is where you want to be to benefit. Ride as close as you can – you’re only too close when you touch them- but do not overlap their

wheel. By Drafting in a group you can keep going faster by taking it in turns to recover. Remember to take your turn at the front and to lead for as long as you can. Also maintain an even pace when riding two abreast.

For groups of six or more it is legal to cycle two abreast in close formation but only when safe to do so ie: The road is wide enough and is not a single track road. For groups of five or less the fastest formation is single file with the front rider periodically moving to the side and then dropping back. Larger groups should use two lines and rotate positions so as everyone takes a turn at the front and all have a chance of recovery.

New Road Bike Group.

We have started a new Road Bike Group a few weeks ago aimed at beginners, this group is specifically for people who are not confident enough to go with a large group, or people who have just bought or are thinking of buying a road bike or are not quite fast enough yet. The aim of the group is to gradually increasing people’s confidence, riding ability, fitness and speed. We also have some intermediate riders attending so we cater for everyone as they assist by pulling along the new guys and we do circuit training and sprints with them so as everyone is working at their own level. The new group meet at the shop on a Tuesday night at 5.30pm and cover approx 60kms at a moderate pace. Interested then give me a call on 637487377.

Gary and Lynn are available at Cyclogical in Quesada Monday to Friday from 9.30am – 17.30pm and from 10.00am – 14.00pm on Saturdays to assist and advise you on all your’e cycling requirements.

We have also published a book with over 20 routes around the local area “ Cycling Tips and Advice”.

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Words by Rob Innis with Maxine Raynor

For most people being a savvy shopper on their home ground (and in their native tongue) is easy and there are lots of money-saving websites

where you can find all the information you will need.

However, moving to another country where you no longer speak the lingo means you often end up relying on doing your shopping at the major department stores and asking the advice of well meaning friends or neighbours about which companies to use for mobile phone and utilities contracts etc.

A few years ago some expats in Spain started to have real financial problems due to a double whammy of the worldwide recession and plummeting property prices. These problems, together with currency fluctuations, led to headlines in the British press predicting a mass return of people to the UK. When Maxine Raynor, founder of MoneySaverSpain.com, saw these newspaper reports, she started to think that rather than scaremongering, what about supplying expats in Spain with useful information in English about how to save money? Every Euro saved would be an extra Euro in an expat’s pocket!

In order to meet this need for information about how to pay less for everyday purchases in Spain, when faced with redundancy in 2011 Maxine decided to set up MoneySaverSpain.com. She had been in Spain since 1987 living near Madrid and had worked in a variety of jobs, however setting up a website was a new challenge so she had to find a web designer who could transform her initial ideas into a fully functional website. Ironically when she set up her money-saving site she was ripped off by her first web designer who disappeared after a month leaving the website half finished.

So, with a new web designer (and a proper contract this time!), the site launched four years ago in September 2011 and a weekly newsletter soon joined it. The website is full of information, tips and advice about how to save money in Spain with articles split into different categories: shopping, house & home, money and leisure & time-off. There is also a separate section for offers, freebies and short-term discounts such as meal deals, free delivery offers from websites and flash sales.

The free weekly newsletter appears via subscribers email every Thursdays and offers a round-up of all the latest offers and discounts to be found in Spain, both in store and online, and the latest

consumer news. Money Saver Spain can also be found on Twitter (@MoneySaverSpain) and Facebook.

Maxine told me that one of the greatest challenges faced when researching is the huge range of different regional laws and regulations in Spain that affects residents. Sometimes you can get a non-means tested grant for installing new air conditioning or buying a more efficient fridge, which is great news for consumers, but some years these may be available in Andalucia and Madrid but not in Alicante or Valencia. Coupled with this is the misinformation that people, especially expats, are often given. She receives emails with questions such as ‘I wasn’t allowed a Plan PIVE grant as I don’t have a DNI, is this correct?’ Answer: No, it isn’t. You just need is to be resident in Spain (at a fixed address, no hotels!) and have a NIE.

The website also aims to provide information that, although not strictly related to saving, is of interest to readers. Examples include services offered by the Spanish Post Office (Correos) and RENFE that tend to be less well known or how long you should store paperwork in Spain (yes, even in the digital age you need to make sure you keep track of everything).

Some articles are more light-hearted, such as how to save when you have friends and family visiting, expensive things in Spain that aren’t worth buying or how to get loads of freebies and discounts on your birthday.

On Maxine’s Blog, where she tends to have a bit of a rant about some of the things that annoy her, one of the posts that will ring a bell with many expats is the problem faced by people who don’t have a second surname in Spain. As incredible as it seems, there are still some large companies that make the second surname field mandatory in online forms.

Maxine confesses that her kids tend to get a bit fed up of her constant scolding when they spend more than they should (there’s always a discount coupon or a cheaper website!). However her guilty secret is that she likes going to Starbucks when she knows full well that the coffee at the local bar is a third of the price.

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1. You have dinner after 9pm.2. You can’t say goodbye without using the word “VENGA!”

3. pan con aceite and pan con tomate is a perfect meal for any occasion. 4. You know that “Sangria” and “tinto de veranos” are the liquid fuel of champions.

5. You start complaining about days without clear sunshine.6. When you start ordering tapas instead of a meal at the restaurant.

7. Sandals replace your daily shoes. 8. Lunch time begins after 2pm, because evenings start to get longer.9. You pick up abandoned furniture off the street for your property10. Your speed

of walking decreases. 11. Queuing at the supermarket

without chafing at the salesperson becomes normal.

12. You start complaining (“Que frio”), when temperature drops under 24 degrees.

13. You kiss people’s cheeks, when you meet them the first time.14. On your messages – facebook you sometimes write “jajaja” instead of “hahaha”.

15. Your personal space turns into public one. 16. Every sentence you speak in Spanish

contains at least one of these words: “bueno”, “coño, “vale”, “venga”, “es que”…17. You know that after 2pm there’s no

point in going shopping, so you plan it for the evening.18. If you plan to

meet with a friend at half past 5, this time would be a general point of reference where punctuality is neither expected nor adhered to.

19. You think that adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable.

20. There’s no way you can eat any meal without having a “café con leche” or “cortado” afterwards.

21. You take an alcoholic drink before 9am

22. You forget to say please (por favor) or thanks (gracias) when you order a drink at the bar .

23. You drink six to eight coffees a day, es-pecially in the morning.

24. You have no problem bringing your small children to festivals at way past midnight.

25. You’ve mastered the art of partying until 9am.

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Spanish Residential Property Rental Contracts

During the recent years of financial downturn the Spanish banks virtually stopped granting mortgages. This was one of the reasons why the Spanish government decided to update the laws relating to Spanish property rental.

However, it does appear that many agents, landlords and tenants are unaware of these changes in The Rental Act (Ley 4/2013) which became law in June 2013 and is for the development of the rental property market in Spain and covers landlord and tenants rights and obligations.

Let us review how the new law affects both tenants and landlords.

Basically, it encourages and promotes renting as an good option to meet people’s housing needs. However, the new rules will only apply to leases that are signed after the new law came into effect on June 6th 2013.

Any leases that were agreed before this date will not be subject to change, unless both parties agree and sign according to the new legal provisions.

1. Not included in the new law are short term holiday rental properties. This means that temporary residential or commercial leases, must follow the regulations of each different province.

2. It provides new possibilities for mediation and arbitration if disputes arise.

3. It provides the opportunity for both parties to use an agreed email address for notifications.

4. It terms of contract duration; the contract will be freely agreed by the parties, and if this period is under three years, on the day of expiry of the contract, it is mandatory for it to be extended in 1 year periods until the lease reaches a minimum of 3 years.

5. Enforced extension of any contract can be denied on grounds of necessity, without the need of it being specified in the contract, after the first year of the contract and with a two month notice period.

6. Withdrawal from the contract: the tenant may cancel the contract

after a period of 6 months, giving the landlord at least 30 days notice in advance, and without compensation.

7. Changes can be made in the amount to be charged for the rental.

8. It is highly recommended that the tenant registers the lease in the “Registro de la Propiedad”, which will guarantee the duration agreed upon in the contract, from a legal standpoint.

9. This registration of the property at the “Registro de la Propiedad” can be canceled easily, when a contract is settled extrajudicially. It is highly recommended that the landlord includes in the contract “termination of contract due to non-payment and immediate return of the property to the landlord”.

To conclude, the rental market in Spain has been residual in respect to the buying market, and what this reform aims to do is increase the amount of rentals and encourage lower prices and confidence for all parties.

We recommend that any rental contract should be drawn up or reviewed by a solicitor.

Pellicer&Heredia can advise either party on a rental contract and also provide further important information on tax implications and allowances.

This article is for information purposes only and we recommend a proper legal consultation on your rights and legal requirements as a landlord or tenant, for more information go to www.pellicerheredia.com and watch our videos at Pellicer Heredia TV or listen to our Question and Answer Radio Legal interview to learn more about the facts. You can contact us on 965 480 737 or email [email protected]

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What is in the latest law?

1. Increase the amount of available rental properties.

2. Increase the amount of people interested in renting.

3. Adapt prices and rentals to make renting a property more appealing and a safer option for both parties.

This latest reform of rental legislation aims to:

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TechniquesThese include:- 1. Control of Breathing. 2. Relaxation. 3. Visualisation

CONTROL OF BREATHING, HYPERVENTILATION

The chief factor in regulating the rate and depth of breathing is not the lack of oxygen in the air but the concentration of carbon dioxide in the blood – we exhale as soon as the level of carbon dioxide in the blood makes it more acid.

Fast or very deep breathing (known as hyperventilation or over breathing) causes the body to eliminate too much carbon dioxide. This may make the blood too alkaline, producing unpleasant side effects such as dizziness. Habitual hyperventilation is linked with many unpleasant symptoms, such as dizziness, fainting, sweating, numbness, palpitations and chest pains.

Stress-related illnesses and anxiety attacks are frequently associated with hyperventilation. Often there is a vicious circle of cause and effect, with faulty breathing producing symptoms of anxiety, which then makes the breathing worse.

Warning signals that you may be over breathing, include frequent yawning, gulping, sighing, and holding breath, visibly moving the upper chest, throat and shoulders whilst talking and breathing and a respiratory rate of at least 15 breaths per minute and often over 20. (During severe attacks this can reach 30 or more.)

TESTING FOR OVER BREATHING

You can do a simple test to fi nd out whether you are over breathing or whether you breathe naturally from the diaphragm. Put one hand on the upper part of your chest and the other on the lower edge of the ribcage, where the abdomen begins. If the lower edge of the ribcage expands and the stomach rises fi rst as you breathe in, then you are using your diaphragm correctly. If only your chest moves, you are breathing ineffi ciently.

QUICK CALMER

This controlled breathing technique needs practicing regularly away from stressful or anxious situations. With practice it can be a useful tool to cope better with situations, which normally induce feelings of panic and fear. First say fi rmly to you – “I am in control”

1. Breath out slowly

2. Breath in allowing your abdomen to soften and rise, don’t take in too much air, about to the count of 4.

3. Pause slightly.

4. Slowly breathe out relaxing face, jaw, shoulders and hands. Your out breath is slightly longer.

Repeat again – saying to you “I am breathing in peace and blowing away tension”.

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By John McGregor

Two hundred years after Rob Roy, in 1865, a young Scot, another John McGregor and his wife Janet bravely sailed to the other side of the earth with their baby son on the good ship Resolute from Glasgow to New Zealand to begin a new life, as far from their roots and family as is humanly possible. Life was tough for those early settlers, especially when they arrived amid a very harsh winter. The first house they built was soon smashed to pieces by a violent storm. Long hours of hard back-breaking work, and improvisation was essential to survive. This John McGregor, my father’s great grandfather tragically died at the age of only thirty-seven in a mining accident after fathering seven more children. In the ten years from landing in Auckland he had built the family a substantial home and a life for them in that young country, which his resourceful children then maintained. There is a family book written on our history from that period*.

This austere background of the New Zealand settlers, starting from nothing was handed down through the subsequent generations. Dad told me how as boys they built their bikes from re-cycled bits, illustrating his wonderful gift of improvisation. In the early eighties I moved into a modern home and decided on a new kitchen, although the existing one there was quite adequate. In the space of two weekends Dad dismantled our old one and re-assembled it in a completely differently shaped kitchen in my parents’ house. It looked as new and functional in theirs as our new one did in ours!

In the four years before his plane crash Dad had packed in a great deal. As an eighteen year-old good, loyal Antipodean he had left his mother and siblings to sail from Auckland to the UK to join the Royal Navy, and in Portsmouth passed an intensive course to be offered a commission as a pilot in either the RAF or the Fleet Air Arm. Being a Navy man it was no contest. My father then fulfilled a promise to his NZ boyhood pal, to contact the mate’s penfriend while in the UK. Dad did much more than requested, he married my mother in 1943 and my big sister was born the following year. There being a war on, immediately after the birth Dad was posted to West Africa for the last two years of the war, where he was then demobbed straight back to New Zealand.

Following the end of the war, Mum and my sister joined Dad in Auckland. But through a combination of poor work prospects there and serious

family illness in the UK they returned in 1948, I was born the following year. After various jobs, Dad eventually went back to fly in the Navy for four more successful years. The first ten years of my life were always on the move, I went to seven different schools and my sister thirteen.

Am I my father’s son? Cossetted in comparison to my father, and our predecessors, after a promising start to my adult life and with a young family and a good job I experienced a few difficult years in my early thirties. An acrimonious and costly divorce left me with no capital, compounded with leaving the company I loved after eleven successful years, only to make a disastrous sideways career move. Alone in a scruffy flat, only seeing my children at weekends, unhappy in my work, drinking too much and with several thousand pounds of family debt hanging over me I was at a low ebb in my life. But what was my name? Eventually I snapped out of my situation: this time I made a good career choice, stopped drinking, paid off my debts, and re-married. Subsequent years proved much happier and more productive. I am on very good terms with my two children today and have four lovely grandchildren.

In an incredible echo of our great grandparents’ emigration from Scotland, over a century and a half later my own son took his wife and baby daughter to live in New Zealand in 2004. Lower wages in NZ and family illness meant that the young family returned to the UK after three years, wiser and much more experienced with life. My son displays his grandfather’s characteristics: mental strength, integrity, resourcefulness: he invites respect from others.

Dad tragically died in 1988, aged only sixty-six. He had retired, fit and healthy eighteen months earlier, with a richly-deserved period of his life to look forward to. Almost immediately, a growth in his cheek revealed throat cancer, a legacy of Naval pipe smoking. It was the beginning of the end. Still demonstrating his customary mental and physical strength, between intense periods of debilitating radio and chemotherapy treatment Dad took Mum back to New Zealand for five months, and there he was re-united with his family, and friends he had not seen for forty years, before returning home to sadly lose the one battle he could not win. The mark the man left on me was a responsibility for myself and to others, a self-reliance, a hugely practical commonsense attitude to life that Dad always displayed. There is still much to do to emulate my father, in truth an impossible task, but I’m trying!

What’s my name? McGregor!

What’s your name?

Me and Dad, 1985

*Leslie Wylie McGregor, SEED OF A COUNTRY, 1988 , Privately Published

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10:00 Meeting with Hamas. How lovely that they remembered me and sent me such warm congratulations. Hamas are the best tunnel builders in the world and if I want to get in as many refugees as possible we may need three more Channel Tunnels. Need to keep it out of the press, if those irritable Israelis find out there will be another purge on suicide bombers and heaven knows there are so few around.

11:00 Len McCluskey.I must remember that I am the Party Leader for two reasons; the first by complete accident and the second is my friend and benefactor Red Len. According to the Office for National Statistics, in the 20 years between 1973 and 1992, an average of 7.8 million working days a year were lost because of strike action. In 2013, that figure fell to a mere 444,000 days. Len and I have to turn this slump around, “Out Brothers Out”.

12:00 IRA. Oh ok Sinn Fein if you prefer. The coffee morning Martin McGuiness, Gerry Adams and I had recently was just too short. I remember inviting them both to The Commons a week after the Brighton Bombing and they were so appreciative, and again when I observed a minute’s silence for eight of their boys who were shot down by the SAS in Gibraltar, I received a wonderful letter from them. I need to pick their brains about the Hamas boys and may need the IRA onside when I realise that I won’t have any money to pay Hamas with for their work. Best make it an early lunch, I’m guessing the bill will be mine as they won’t pay for anything that doesn’t go bang.

2:00 Russell Brand.Although I don’t understand a word the idiot says he has “yoof” behind him and they can all relate to the multi-millionaire gobshite. Note to self, don’t mention income tax review. Maybe Russell can pitch in towards the £120 billion I have promised to get from tax evasion. Do you think Russell knows Bob Geldof and Bono? No best not bring Bob Geldof it’s hard enough getting one scruffy bastard through security; all three of us might be a problem.

3:00pm John McDonnell. Since appointing him as Shadow Chancellor all types of stuff has hit the fan. This is the man that single handedly stopped the troubles in Northern Ireland, well according to him. Like most of you I don’t think I’d ever heard of him but he loves the IRA and wants to honour Bobby Sands so that’ll do for me. I need to speak to him about the Question Time incident, can’t have my people apologising even if they show as much insincerity as he did. Must ask him about our new “big tent” policy for decision making as I haven’t a clue what he’s on about. Must remember to ask him to give The Falklands to Argentina, that Cristina is a bit of a hot Latin chic and there are no Unions on the Falklands.

4:00pm Interviewing Spin Doctor candidates. It’s been a tough first week and I’ve had to make more U-Turns than a car driver lost in Birmingham. NATO, Stop The War Coalition, The EU, The Queen where will it end? All I know is that over 500,000 people are now Labour Party members which can only mean one thing, I’ll have to increase the Mental Health budget.

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Set in the Valle Medio de Vinalopó, 25 kilometres above Alicante, Novelda owes its existence to the three pillars of marble, saffron and grapes, the latter said to be the only grapes to be consumed fresh during the Christmas festivities. Like many of the towns of the Valencian Community, Novelda has pockets of history going back to the Moorish invaders, but what sets the town apart are the splendid architectural examples of the Modernista period.

For a well laid out map and a hand-full of tourist information, nip into the tourist office in the Centro Cultural Gómez Tortosa, at 6 Calle Mayor. (For such a grandly named calle, it’s actually the narrow street that runs up the left side of the Town Hall in the Plaza de Ayntamento.) Here you’ll get your first view of the brightly coloured, plaster and tile work and the curved and spiralling arabesques that were symptomatic of the cult of all things Eastern that became the Modernista style, more widely known as ‘Art Nouveau’. Like the carthorse to the stallion though, the Centro Cultural is as nothing to its near neighbour a few doors up the street.

Don’t be to quick to pass through the Plaza de Ayuntamiento or you’ll miss one of the prettiest Cruz Roja offices in Spain, with its gaily turreted and balconied exterior looking down on the ambulances below. Opposite, across the peaceful tree-filled square, the restored façade of what is now the Town Hall is a lovely example of 17th century Valenciano civic architecture, with its sundial surmounted by a clock for those who aren’t too good with shadows. Set in the cool arcaded entrance are large tiled murals depicting the main industries of the area.

Wander up Calle Mayor to number 24, and prepare yourself to step back into the lap of luxury of how the ‘other half ’ lived at the turn of the 20th century. The house was initially a one-family palace-like residence, right in the centre of the developing town. It was built, not by some cityslicker grandee, but by one Antonia Navarro, a widow of formidable business prowess, well supported by an extensive fortune inherited from her father. No expense was spared and the building was inaugurated in 1905 with the wedding of one of Antonia Navarro’s daughters. Sadly, the privations of the Civil War brought the building to the brink of ruination, but in 1977 CAM Bank took over the complete restoration of the mini palacio, equipping and furnishing it from auction houses throughout Spain. Apart from the beautiful building itself, the top floor has a permanent exhibition in honour of Jorge Juan, son of Novelda, and one of Spain’s most famous mariners.

It’s only a five minute ramble to the Casino, the centre of many Spanish towns, which usually had nothing to with gambling at all other than a few hands of card, a rattle of dominoes, or a game of billiards.

Founded in 1888 and beautifully restored a century later, this splendid building is set in it’s own park-like grounds, the Parque de F. Rodrigueaz de la Fuente. To the rear of the building, tree-shaded gardens full of birdsong provide a dozing area on a hot summer’s day, and dab in the centre is a superb Victorian bandstand, complete with angelic harp on top.

As you wander through the games rooms on the upper floor a sign asks you to “Guardan por favour silencio”, and next to it another tells you that because of the increasing costs of staff and to produce a good service they have had, unfortunately, to put up the games fees. If you want to play Poker or Ranni it will cost you 6 euros per pack, but if you want to play the more civilised parchisi or dominoes it is a mere fifty centimos per person. Green velvet covered card tables sit under an incredibly rococo ceiling and if lady luck isn’t going your way you can sep out on to the veranda for a spot of fresh air – or throw yourself off if she’s really turned against you!

Novelda has a number of other parks and gardens but the one to head for to escape the town traffic is the Parque del Oeste, although it would be fair to say that it is a bit more than a ‘stroll’ from the town centre, but only a couple of minutes by car.

Through the gaudily tiled and luxuriously entwirled wrought iron entrance, the first thing you spot is a Gaudi knock-off - an undulating, mosaic-enriched seat encircling a pond, from the centre of which spouts a bubbling fountain. It’s a pleasant saunter along footpaths interrupted by bridges made from disused railway sleepers that cross goldfish filled ponds. You get the impression that a couple of buckets full of water would set all the tiered waterfalls in motion.

Not a stroll at all, but a ten-minute drive from the Parque del Oeste, is the wacky Santuario de Santa Maria Magdalena. Whilst the Santuario looks like something that the famous Antonio Gaudi cut his teeth on before getting stuck into the Segrada Familia, the building has a knobbly Disneyesque charm. It looks as it if is constructed of rough hewn stone but it is actually made entirely of marble, with small, but beautiful, mosaic panels.

In complete contrast to the outrageous exterior, the interior is surprisingly simple. Light filters through arches of alternating red and clear glass panels, illuminating a minimum of architectural details. Around the walls a series of three metre high paintings depict Biblical scenes and religious imagery, many of which include Santa Maria Magdalena, Patrona of Novelda. Despite their appearance of antiquity, they were painted during the 1960’s.

Beside the Santuario is the Castillo Triangular, the only one of its kind in Europe, which, if you haven’t already guessed, is three-sided.

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Melt the butter in a soup pot over medium heat and cook the onions and carrot, stirring occasionally, until the onions soften, about 5 to 8 minutes. Do not let the onions or carrots brown. Sprinkle a teaspoon of salt over the carrots and onions as they cook.

Add the stock and water and the ginger the strips of orange zest. Bring to a simmer, cover, and cook until the carrots soften, about 20 minutes.

Remove the strips of orange zest and discard. Working in small batches, pour the soup into a blender and purée until completely smooth. Only fill the blender bowl a third full with the hot liquid and keep one hand pressing down on the cap of the blender to keep it from popping off. Add more salt to taste. (You will need more salt if you are using homemade unsalted stock or unsalted butter.)

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People run away from garlic like vampires, but little do they know how powerful a medicine garlic can be. It can miraculously heal and protect your body from various bacteria and diseases, while stimulating the

immune system and normalizing your gut flora.

People living on the country side use garlic as the first aid choice when they get sick or when they just want to use it as a preventive measure. They never question its powers and never turn away

from its smell, because they know how wonderful it is.

Garlic was even cultivated 5,000 years ago. Many cultures used it in their daily diets, like the Arabs, Jews, Greeks, Assyrians, and the Romans and especially the Egyptians. Of

eight hundred drugs that the Egyptians invented, 22 were made with garlic. It was even Pythagoras’ favourite spice.

The best way to make full use of the garlic’s power is to eat it on an empty stomach. This way you can prevent and treat many diseases on a more effective level. Scientists have found that this way you actually increase its powerful antibiotic properties.

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Garlic is good for fighting fungal infections, colds, flues and all sorts of diseases that people treat with the help of modern medicine. When you crush or grind a garlic clove, a phytoncide forms called allicin, which has strong bacteriostatic effects that help treating infections faster. Garlic is rich in many other phytoncides, but also in essential oils, extractives, phytosterols, Vitamin C, D, and B, phosphoric and sulphuric acid, silicon, magnesium, calcium, selenium, potassium, and sodium. It also contains many antioxidants and more than four hundred different mineral components.

THE AMAZING HEALTH BENEFITS OF GARLIC

It prevents clogging and aging of all types of arteries. It reduces the levels of bad cholesterol.

It strengthens the immune system, thus your body is able to withstand all kinds of harmful influences.

It kills a large number of bacteria.

It helps protect against heart diseases.

It reduces the synthesis of triglycerides, thus preventing the development of atherosclerosis.

It lowers blood pressure.

It has anti-inflammatory properties.

As a natural antibiotic it is an effective remedy for colds.

It treats disorders of the nervous system.

It kills the cells of a malignant brain tumour.

It acts as an anticoagulant, which prevents the formation

of dangerous blood clots, thus reducing the risk of a

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Every student you don’t want!

Winging it!

Every two years I return to the UK to revalidate my flying instructor rating, it was that time again last week. This is no walk in the park....it’s a tough, stressful, long day involving in-depth exams on Navigation, Law, Meteorology, Aircraft technical, Principles of flight, Teaching principles, Human factors, First aid, and the dreaded Admin!

When this is over and your head feels like a jacket potato, it’s into the aircraft to ‘teach’ your examiner a variety of air exercises from basic airwork to landings. During the flight there will be engine failures, cabin fires, stuck throttles etc.

The examiner will change ‘guises from the thickest student to the cockiest, become ill or scared and be every type of student you don’t want....it’s hell...but I passed! The old magic’s still there!!

I normally try to choose an aircraft I’ve never flown before hoping that if I fly badly the examiner will put it down to unfamiliarity! This time I flew the CFM Shadow...because it’s all they had!!

My heart sunk when I saw it. The Shadow is a microlight designed in 1983, (be like flying a Ford Capri), it’s a two seat tandem arrangement, I’ve never flown a tandem, the engine was a Rotax 2 stroke, propeller at the back, no flaps (Capri without brakes then)....and generally not normal!

Sitting in the back felt odd. It’s hard to read student body language when you can’t see them. But it didn’t impair visibility, however it creates more lever force than side by side, and very positive elevator

was needed to make the thing leave the ground, but once she had the climb rate was 500ft/min at 60kt... Impressive for such an old design. The controls were fluid and responsive, with loads of rudder authority, I think the Shadow would be impossible to spin! Roll was slightly sluggish, presumably because there is no prop-wash over the ailerons.I liked the tandem arrangement more than I thought, fantastic views for both, and it was nice to have a set of controls to myself....usually in side by side you have to share a few things!

Turns were positive, and altitude easy to hold even at 60° bank. Although if you did enter a spiral dive the never exceed speed of 94kts arrived very quickly! Cruise was 65kt....remember this is a mid ‘80s aircraft when most microlights struggled to do 50! The stall was benign, with serious rudder misuse required to make it drop a wing.

It glides forever, making approach hard to judge...especially as sideslipping is prohibited, but fortunately I had loads of runway!Landing is simple, no illusion of drift you get in a side by side, although you still need very positive elevator.

This aircraft was way ahead of it’s time and I was impressed. For private use it’s cheap, involving, and a lot of fun, but as a trainer? Not very relevant to the types we fly today.

Until next time, Chocks away!!

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You’ve earned your success. Don’t feel compelled to apologise for it. Someone silly will accuse you of pulling off a lucky fluke. Instead of arguing, simply give them a pitying smile. With an attitude like that, they are never going to measure up to you. While everybody else was sitting around and waiting for their ship to come in, you were hard at work. You didn’t complain or create any drama. That’s why so many people have no idea just how diligent you really were.

Aries

You’re ready to take a risk. Sacrificing a portion of your hard earned cash in the hope of making more is necessary. Fortunately, you enjoy making gambles like this. Resist the temptation to throw all your savings into the pot. A small percentage of your earnings can lay the groundwork for a big payoff. A cautious relative will predict disaster. That’s to be expected. This worrywart is always proclaiming the sky is falling. If you believed everything they’ve said you’d be a nervous wreck.

Your income is steadily improving, although you might not see a discernible change yet. Don’t worry; these earnings will start to accumulate, allowing you to purchase some luxury items. It will be a relief to be able to buy what you want without worrying over the price tag. You should resist the urge to spend all your resources as quickly as they come in. By automatically diverting a set percentage of your income into an interest bearing savings account, you’ll build an impressive nest egg.

Instead of trying to hold on to your good fortune, share it with others. Being generous is a wonderful way to demonstrate your faith in the Universe. Someone who needs additional financial or emotional support will be eternally grateful for your assistance. They’ll remember this kind deed when they’re in the position to help others. Consequently, one gesture will grow and multiply, generating an impressive amount of positive energy. You can set the wheels of change rolling.

Giving your time and wisdom to someone who wants guidance will be rewarding. In the past, you tried helping a person who had no intention of changing. This situation is different. Working with somebody who is eager to learn will uplift and inspire you. Don’t be surprised if you feel compelled to write a book about the experience. You’ve always been gifted with words. Expressing yourself through written material will help you connect with people you wouldn’t usually meet.

A financial opportunity is music to your ears. You welcome the chance to earn more money. The learning curve with this project will be steep. Learning a new skill will only enhance your value to the marketplace. Adopt a positive attitude and an open mind. If you’re teacher is considerably younger, don’t worry. They have lots of knowledge to impart. Put your scepticism aside and apply yourself. You’ll be amazed how quickly you absorb this information.

Caring for someone who has always been good to you feels like a gift. For years, you have wanted to repay this benefactor for their kindness. Now you have an opportunity to return some of the generosity they have shown you. Certain relatives will complain, saying you’re doing too much for someone who isn’t one of the family. Don’t get drawn into an argument. You don’t have to be bound by blood to experience love. Some of the most giving individuals have no other motive than compassion.

A loss is a blessing in disguise. Now that you have to start over, you’ll be able to do so on your own terms. Being tied to someone who didn’t have your best interests at heart was exhausting. Now you can build resources without feeling indebted. You’ve been blessed with excellent communication skills and considerable artistic talent. Use these strengths to land a job at a company that is famous for treating its employees well. You’re tired of being underpaid and unappreciated.

News of a moneymaking opportunity will reach your ears. Time is of the essence. Have your CV and work samples ready. Being the first in line will greatly increase your chances of landing this position. The person in charge of hiring is pressed for time. They won’t want to wade through a lot of applications. Submitting an impressive CV will be an answer to their prayers. In no time flat, you’ll be signing an employment offer and preparing for your great new job.

It sounds like a cliche, but hard work and dedication yield success. Nothing will change if you simply wish for fame and fortune. Put your nose to the grindstone and do what is expected. You might have to start a project several times before you’re satisfied with the results. Stay calm. You will finish this project on time and under budget. The fruits of your labour won’t be just monetary. You will also have acquired valuable experience that can be carried over to a bigger and better job.

Be responsible and fair with clients, even when they’re being difficult. Your professional attitude will attract more customers. At that point, you’ll be able to pick and choose your patrons. They will appreciate how well organised and efficient you are. These days, it’s difficult to find someone who respects deadlines and budgets. Being in constant communication is the secret to your success. Nobody wants a nasty surprise when they’re spending lots of money.

Although you don’t want any more responsibility, you should assume some more duties. Being able to juggle several jobs at once will impress your superiors. When a colleague leaves for greener pastures, you’ll be offered their position. Be ready to negotiate a higher salary than the one you are initially offered. Your employer will argue you lack experience. At that juncture, you can list all the additional work you’ve assumed. This argument will turn the tide in your favour, resulting in the pay you deserve.

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The GBP/EUR has broken back through the 1.38 ceiling as markets gear up for a more proactive European Central Bank.

We have just seen the rate back at 1.3855 for the first time in exactly a month following the 24thAugust drop off to 1.35. Breaking out of the 1.36 – 1.38 channel it found it’s self stuck in!

If it can sustain this ‘3rd time lucky’ spike above 1.38 the 1.40 door could reopen.

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Markets have priced the euro exchange rate complex for a programme that will see 60 billion euros made available by the ECB, now with signs that this number could be enlarged, and QE extended beyond September 2016, is weighing heavy on the EUR.

There is also a good chance that the EURUSD lows seen earlier this year could be revisited.

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TIM BIKERSThe first celebrations of the season with Jonathan Rea winning the World Superbikes with 2 meetings still to go. Two fourth places in Jerez ensured a stunning victory in terms of points as he stands a whopping 125 points ahead of Chaz Davies in second although the Welshman did manage a 1st and a 2nd to put him 22 points ahead of Tom Sykes. Sykesy will be all out to remedy that so there’s still some racing to be done folks.

Strange goings in MotoGP with the Doctor only managing a 10th and a 6th in the last 2 races but a fall for Lorenzo in San Marino meant he kept that advantage and now leads by 23 points with Aragon coming up. A big shout out to Bradley Smith for his best ever position, a 2nd in San Marino. He showed a lot of guts to stay out on slick tyres in the rain but it paid off.

In British superbikes a double 1-2 for Josh Brookes and James Ellison spell trouble for the previously invincible Shakey Byrne. Brookes is now 28 points clear from Shakey with Ellison just 13 points behind. Still 3 meetings to come but Brookes is on fire at the moment.

Coming up in October we have

You might find 10€ a bit steep but it’s a good ‘un.

Saturday 24th in Ontinyent is an almuerzo run by Los PataNegra bikers from 9 a.m. Just got a flyer on this but they are saying food and music so …….

Again just the basic info on this but Sunday 25th is another almuerzo run by Motos 12+1 in Pilar de la Horadada.

Well the Costa Blanca Custom Show was a great day out as I had anticipated with the custom competition won by my good friend Rune Skullerud of Iron Boyzz in Torrevieja with this beauty. If custom bikes are your thing you’ve gotta love this. Unfortunately I live down a bumpy track so it’s not for me

Also lots of nice people, good music, good food and God forbid, beer.

I also came across these guys for the first time and will be doing a feature on them soon. Bikers against child abuse it translates to, who cannot want to help them?

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Spanish word of the month – Cuidado, take care. The rain’s

coming! Check those neumaticos (tyres) but you knew

that didn’t you? It’s been a word of the month before.

Well have a great October guys and remember if you have any comments or want to advertise your club, group or an event I can be contacted via email at [email protected] or on Facebook at Tim Bikers where you will also find details of events where I have got less notice.

Stay safe moteros and all the Biking Best, Jack

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Thirty-nine enthusiast players attended the society’s September outing at Alicante Golf Club and although the weather forecast was poor, the mood was buoyant.

Play started from both the first and tenth tees and the course was in pristine order. The greens and fairways had been able to withstand heavy rainfall from the previous days. As the event progressed, violent lightening encircled the club and play had to be suspended. Only a handful of players managed to finish the eighteen holes and the competition was declared null and void.

Afterwards, members assembled in a small café adjacent to the club for the Captain’s address.

The captain announced the sad passing of Arthur Lawton, in late August and thanked the members for their turnout at the wake following the funeral. He added that a letter of condolences was sent by the committee to Arthur’s family and that he will be missed by all.

Members will remember Arthur as a quiet, unassuming man, a good supporter of the Society and always a pleasure to play with.

The captain continued by addressing the topic of slow play again and advised player that if they are unsure as to whether their drive is in play, they should play a provisional ball, a simple act that will save any unnecessary delays and frustrations for the following groups.

Steve Munn also reminded members that his Captain’s Day is being held at Alenda on 13/10/2015 and those members wishing to play should get their names to him early. La Buena Vida Restaurant and El Valle Irish Bar have sponsored this event and there are some fabulous prizes to be won.

The society’s Annual Hog Roast was held at the Manor House in Paredon and Aulsberry Catering Services provided the food. This event was attended by eighty-seven diners, who enjoyed the feast in pleasant surroundings.

LIGHTNING STOPS PLAY IN ALICANTE

HONDON VALLEY GOLF SOCIETY

Winners

Mel BarnardKen Cooke

Category

Football Scratch cardGreenfee Refund

H’Cap Pts

West Ham

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Forthcoming Fixtures & Social Events

Members are reminded that an additional fixture has been added to the society’s calendar. The away day at AltorrealGolf Club on Tuesday 20th October offers an attractive package, with food as an option. The event is currently open to members and their guests. Those wishing to play are asked to contact Graham Palmer as soon as possible.

For information on how to join HVGS contact the Secretary, David Fellows, on 965978104 and 649552730 or email [email protected] . To

reserve your place on the list for the Society Golf Days contact the Captain, Steve Munn, on 634326853 or e-mail him at [email protected]

Tuesday 13th October - Alenda Captain’s DayMeet in the Clubhouse at 08:45

Kindly sponsored by La Buena Vida Restaurant and El Nuevo Valle Irish Bar

Tuesday 20th October – Altorreal Additional Away Day

Meet in the Clubhouse at 09:15

Tuesday 10th November – BonalbaMeet in the Clubhouse at 08:45

Monday 16th November –A.G.M.Bar Pepin – Hondon de los FrailesMeeting starts promptly at 18:00

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Campo meeting at Alenda on the 21st August

It is always nice to get back to our home course every other month.With all the work they are doing on the course, they have forgottento look after the course as normal, so it might take some time beforeit is back to how it has always been a great course to play. Next year I am making some changes to what courses we play and we may have to travel a bit further, as I think it is about time for us to play some different golf courses..

The winners at Alenda

Winner in gold division was Jan Hendricks with 27pointsRunner up was Koos Beek with 26 points

Winner in silver division was Simon Zwolle with 29 pointsRunner up was Mariette Wolde with 26 points

N/P on the 5th was Magda ZwolleN/P on the 13th was Jan Hendricks

N/P on the 16th Koos Beek

It looks as if the Dutch have won most things at Alenda this time.Next Meeting Alenda on the 21st of October 1st tee 10.0.a.m

November Meeting at Alicante 1st tee time 10.0a.mDecember Meeting is on the 16th at Alenda 1st tee 10.0.a.m with

our Christmas dinner which is free to all members.

Regards to all our members, and if you want to play and you are not on the list ring me, or if you are on the list and cannot play please ring 5 days before. We always welcome new members.

To contact Brian call Mobil 618 834 774

CAMPO GOLF SOCIETY

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BOXED TRADE ADVERTS

FIREWOOD 658 626 315Free kindling and free chimney sweep to all customers who purchase firewood from us.

Also Mulch available

Fruit tree, Olive and Almond wood cut to size of wood burner

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THE METAL MAN Quality Workmanship

Fully Legal. Free Friendly Advice. Tel: 651-963-359. Office. 966-180-894. Email: [email protected]

Log burners. Repairs,

Refurbishments & Installations

All aspects of work in steel. Gazebos, Car ports. Workshops, Sheds Pool pump rooms. Naya enclosures.

want this space? contact us today for prices! All the

details are on page 1

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Care of the Elderly, permanent, respite

and dementia clients,

affordable ratesTEL 659401945 or

677 804 691

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GENERAL

Jigsaws. new , Ravensburger etc bundle 10€, also Camping/beach chairs in carry bags, 10€ each, Pet carrier medium size, small dog or large cat. secure catch, 10€ (San Fulgencio) 690 772 178

Gold. Framed mirror 6ftx3ft app, bevelled. Edge. Must be seen sale due to time waster 100 euros, toys-r-us Alsation dog 22 inches. Tall, vgc 10euros Torrevieja. 865 643 243 606 645 727

Bed frame. Modern style bed frame / surround with headboard in cheery wood colour, 150cm x 200cm. €25. also Somier. Laxy multiforte somier with adjustable laminated slats 150cm x 200cm. €25. Radiators. 3 X oil filled electric mobile radiators, 2500 watt, 2000 watt and 500 watt. €40. Benijofar 966 713 297

Generator,Honda pramac p x 2500 petrol brand new Tibi area 220 euros 677 822 963

Philips flat screen TV 20 inches. Perfect working order. Instructions book and remote control included. 90 euros ono. Algorfa 966 924 825

Honda crv 2004 head lamps for use in Uk 25 euros ono Fortuna Tel 681 131 5528Dining table and 4 chairs in light wood effect with black padded chairs, 100euros, 3 Ikea rocking chairs, 20euros each or 3 for 50euros, photos available at www.timspain.com. Please phone 636 553 918, in Frailes.

Liefheit”ironing board. Nearly new, excellent condition. Large size, very robust. Cost new over £70 (about €100). €30. Pinoso 617 787 191.

Gas fire insert, Barbas Unica 100. W 698 X H 649 X D 406. Remote control, 9.5 Kw With flue pipes Hardly used, €500 Murcia, tel: 648 116 139

Noritake 91 Piece dinner service ( over 30 years old )excellent condition 300..00 euro. Tea service 15..00 euro. 5 Toby Jugs as per list enclosed 45..00 Tele Mobile 679 274 771 ( pinoso )

Books .124 books (84 hardbacks, 40 paperbacks), cost new over £1,600 (about €2,080). Only read once. Condition as new. Authors include: Bernard Cornwell (14), Conn Iggulden (8),

Frederick Forsyth (5), Clive Cussler (11), Robert Ludlum (13). The lot available for €120, no offers. Phone: 617 787 191 Pinoso.

Bikes special offer 2 bikes 1 x men’s 1 x ladies . Both need TLC the gents is a Mountain J Bike 3 cogs front 3 cogs back, tyres 25x 2 1.25 Super radion tyres. 60 euros Ladies Appolo Obsession 3 cogs front 6 cogs back .this bike requires at least 2 new tubes this bike is FREE with the purchase of Gents Mountain Bike ,Crevellent 649 229 353.

Extending Dining Table and 6 chairs in light wood effect with beige velour padded seats, table size 150cms x 90cms extending to 193cms. 140euros, also 2 pine bedside cabinets incorporating two drawers in each, size h57cms x w46cms x d29cms, 15euros for the pair. photos of all available at www.timspain.com. Please phone 636 553 918 in Frailes.

2 mohany tub chairs needs re upholstering. Torrevieja. 75euros 865 643 243 /606 645 727

Reflector Telescope, Model ‘OPUS’. Made by Bresser Optik,

Germany. Ideal for beginner. Complete with additional lenses, full instructions, etc. €30.00. Pinoso 617 78 719

Glass. Topped mermaid. Coffee Table. Must be seen. Will sell for offer. Over 100 euros,. Toys-r -us Alsation. Dog 22 inches. Tall vgc. 15 euros. ,large. Gold framed mirror bevelled edge with copper bevelled edge surround. 6 ft x3 ft app, unbelievable. Price 100 euros. Torrevieja. 865 643 243 ,606 645 727.

Gas BBQ-used twice 40.00 buyer will need gas bottle. 603 157 662 (Castalla )

Antique Horse / Hay cart, 5ft tall wheels, needs restoration, VERY RARE, 1000 euros. Can deliver at extra cost. Andy, 965 146 701, 686 181 995.

Smartphone dual sim, Alcatel 4033D, boxed as new, charger, unlocked, ideal Uk & Spanish SIMs 45€ Camping/beach chairs in carry bags, 10€ each, Pet carrier medium size, small dog or large cat. secure catch, 10€ (San Fulgencio) 690 772 178

Classic car owners , car grill badges for sale, rac and silver and red crown on union jack

Classifieds EMAIL your small ads [email protected] or TEXT your FREE

small ads up to €1.000 to 680 976 823

Sell it Fast Sell it For FREE! From July you can place your unwanted items in our Classifieds section FREE of charge up to the value of 1.000 euros. Simply text your unwanted items too 680 976 823 or email them to [email protected] remember, no more than 25 words per item and no more than 3 items per household, and please always include what area you live in, we do not take FREE classifieds over the phone. Last day for Free ads is the 18th of the month. When sending through your items by email, please only send in normal size text.

If you have an item for sale over 1.000 euros or if you have a commercial advert and would like them listed in the Classifieds section of the magazine, then call 606 891 644. Closing date for Classifieds in the magazine is the 19th of the month.

Advertise Your Classifieds For FREE No Value Restrictions. Sell anything fast at www.timspain.com classifieds, its totally FREE. Sell you House/car/boat or what you have at www.timspain.com

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ADVERTISE YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS FOC UP TO THE VALUE OF 1,000 EUROS

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Peak Transport, Vince Webster Large Van Uk-Spain-Uk, Monthly runs, competitive quotes, reliable, friendly service. Telephone 690 818 090 and Uk mobile

0750 492 7034 email: spain2ukpeaktrans

@yahoo.co.uk

CASH CASH

CASHINSTANT CASH WAITING

Cars Vans M/Bikes Quads etc.

MOTOR VEHICLES SCRAPPED ALL LEGAL PAPERWORK

ISSUEDCOLLECTION SERVICE

Tel Phil (Fortuna)607 848 332

made by JR Gaunt very rare please contact Tom 965 494 851

For Sale large selection of Royal Dalton Character jugs various sizes from 15 euros contact Tom 965 494 851

SERVICES

Qualified carer available for personal one to one care Tel Barbara 675 874 665

SPANISH CLASSES - In the Castalla Area. Spanish for all levels from basic communication to advanced conversation. Feel confident in your Day to Day life in Spain ! phone - Peter 625 834 920 [email protected]

Translation and multiservice. For all you needs in Spain. Nie numbers, building permits etc. call Michael 647 150 827 [email protected]

PERSONAL

Looking for a lady 35--60 years young to spend a little time sharing some of life’s simple pleasures, any nationality live in Alicante province speak English some Spanish and a little German, I’m also a biker, contact me. [email protected] or call 651 943 037.

VEHICLES

2nd hand cars bought and sold Tel 691 260 502

WANTED

Wanted. 6ft x 3ft pool- Snooker Table with no need for repairs. Hondon de las Nieves. Tel 639 564 242

Wanted chest or stand up freezer also multi gym Tel 688 805 958

CLUBS/MEETINGS

BADMINT0N AT PILAR DE LA HORADADA Mon, Tues, Wed and Thurs. 10-1pm. For information ring John

McGilvray on 966 786 774 or Mobiles 634 658 506/695 871 707 or e [email protected]

A group of us meet every Thursday at 9.30 at Waldamars Restaurant in Orihuela Costa All makes of bike and nationality welcome. For more info contact Rob via [email protected] or call Rob on 671-826-201

EVENTS

PARTY YOURSELF INTO SHAPE FOR CHRISTMAS!! Ditch the Workout, Join the Party!! Zumba Fitness Classes with Licensed Zumba Instructor in Pinoso, Fortuna, the Hondons. For details contact Donna 966 195 876 / 699 408 773 www.zumbaiberia.com

CHARITIES

The Samaritans cover the whole of Spain and operate 24/7. We also have a drop off centre and charity shop at Punta Prima off N332 24 hour Helpline 902 88 35 35 or email [email protected]

EMPLOYMENT

PROPERTY RENTALS

For long term rent, 3 bed fully furnished period property, recently refurbished, small fenced garden, more land available, quiet country location, short distance from village La Font de la

Figuera, 250 euros per month, INCLUDING water, electric and council tax. 963 146 701, workshop/ garage/store available.

House to rent, center of Salinas, 3 beds, furnished, small outside space, short term or long term, 200 euros per month ex bills. Tel 0044 1924 865 668 or 0044 7583 100 143 email [email protected]

PROPERTY SALES

NEW PROPERTIES

URGENTLY REQUIRED IN

THE SAX/SALINAS/PINOSO/

VILLENA AREAS. FABFINCAS

IS A FULLY LEGAL &

INDEPENDENT AGENCY.

NO SALE - NO FEE.

Contact Steve or Claire on

965 474 314 / 675 218 436

[email protected]

Website:

www.fabfincas.com

NOW you can Place your items for sale for ree

up to the value of €1000

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The Christmas Hamper raffle was a big success with homemade pudding & iced Christmas cake and lots of other luxury items

Pinoso branch of the Royal British Legion in Spain held its major fund raising event on Saturday 22nd August raising over 2,500 Euros for the Poppy Appeal. The Gala Day was an enormous success and special thanks are due to the Manor House, Paredon for hosting the event, Janice & Peter Rawlings who masterminded the event, Roger Singleton for doing a wonderful job organising the Petanca competition. Thanks to advertisers in the programme, independent stall holders, Donna & her amazing Zumba Team, Margaret & Norman Spence who organised the Horticultural. Art, Craft & Baking Competition Marquee. In addition the Gala Day would not have been possible without the considerable commitment and extraordinary generosity of all the members and friends of the Pinoso Branch of the Royal British Legion in Spain.

The annual Royal British Legion in Spain, Pinoso branch, Service of Remembrance takes place on Sunday 8th November at the Parochial Church of St. Peter, Pinoso from 10:30 a.m. All are welcome.

The Pinoso branch of the Royal British Legion in Spain has a full

programme of social events throughout the year. The monthly quiz and our popular Menu Del Dia, gives you the opportunity to meet old friends and make new friends together with trying many local restaurants.

Please remember, you do not have to be an ex Member of the Armed Forces to join. Meet people, make new friends and raise money to help the armed forces of yesterday, today and tomorrow.

N.B. Monthly Meetings held the last Tuesday of the Month 19:30 at Meson Tonet restaurant in Pinoso. For more details, please contact: Email: [email protected] l: (0034) 693 790 843

The Royal British Legion in Spain, Pinoso Branch,

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Monovar - Ref: ff0767

Magnificent villa5 beds, 3 baths

Covered swimming poolFabulous views

Reduced to 249,995 euros for quick sale

Salinas - Ref: ff0609

Substantial village house4 beds, 1 bath

Lots of outside spaceClose to amenities

Reduced - now 77,000 euros

Sax - Ref: ff0780

Large villa with underbuild4 beds, 1 bath

Swimming poolRental potential Reduced - only 149,995 euros

Villena - Ref: ff0796

Villa with separate apartment5 beds, 3 baths

Large swimming pool.Landscaped gardens, garage

Only 134,995 euros

Villena - Ref: ff0731

Finca for modernization3 beds, 2 baths

Large swimming poolCasita & outbuildings

Only 99,995 euros

Salinas - Ref: ff0541

Large plot of land17,000m2 in size

Nice flat plotWater on site

Very cheap - only 30,000 euros

FAB FINCAS Tel: 965 474 314 • Mob: 675 218 436www.fabfincas.com • [email protected]

FAB Propert ies • FAB Prices • FAB Service

Sax - Ref: ff0779

Villa with tennis court4 beds, 2 baths

Swimming pool.Great location

Only 137,995 euros

Very impressive villa4 beds, 3 baths

Outside entertaining areaBreathtaking viewsSignificantly reduced

to 275,000 euros

Pinoso - Ref: ff0729

Apartado de Correos 3, 03630. Sax. Alicante

Beautifully renovated villa3 beds, 2 bathsConservatory

Swimming pool

Reduced - now 164,995 euros

Caudete - Ref: ff0774

Sax - Ref: ff0795

Town house for renovation2 minute walk to town centre3 beds, kitchen & bathroom

Full renovation required

Bargain - only 21,000 euros

Finca for renovation3 beds, 1 bath16,000m2 land

Fantastic bargain

Only 35,000 euros

Sax - Ref: ff0750

Large two storey villa5 beds, 2 baths

Tennis court, poolVery well presented

Only 199,995 euros

Sax - Ref: ff0783

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Salinas - Ref: ff0794

Modern villa with casita3 beds, 3 baths, Swimming pool, landscaped gardens,

Great entertaining areaPrice slashed to

299,995 euros

Fabulous villa4 beds, 3 baths

Beautifully presentedHeated swimming pool

Now only 220,000 euros

Pinoso - Ref: ff0721

FAB PROPERTIES, FAB PRICES, FAB SERVICE

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ESTABLISHED 10 YEARS.GENUINE CUSTOMER

TESTIMONIALSUNRIVALED CUSTOMER

SERVICE.

Tel: 0034 965 474 314 / 0034 675 218 436

www.fabfincas.comEmail:

[email protected]

FAB PROPERTIES, FAB PRICES, FAB SERVICE

FULLY LEGAL ESTATE AGENCY

ESTABLISHED 10 YEARS.GENUINE CUSTOMER

TESTIMONIALSUNRIVALED CUSTOMER

SERVICE.

Tel: 0034 965 474 314 / 0034 675 218 436

www.fabfincas.comEmail:

[email protected]

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