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Volume IX THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1933 No. 9

Honor Rolls andPerfect Attendance

In Fairport Schools

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.Follow ing is the first report of tho y ea r of the honor rolls and a ttend ­ance iecords in the schools of F a i r ­port.

JU N IO R HIGH SCHOOLMiss Brown 8B

Honor Roll — Edw ard Valentine, J e a n Peppard, Jam es F lanagan , Jean Howard, Gloria Hill, Helen W ater- s traw , Betty Mae Kohler, Marion Holtz, Mack Stutzm an, H ugh Sweeney, M arjorie Holley, Alice O'Dell, H a r­r ie t Sutherland, Doris Schneiter, Doris Donovan, Doris Bushart, Jean Foote.

P erfec t Attendance— Doris Bushart, Doris Donovan, Jean Foote, Eleanor Good, Marion Holtz, ' J e a n Howard, B etty K itts, M argare t Kodweis, Betty Mae Kohler, Alice O’Dell, J e a n Pep- pard, H a rr ie t Sutherland, Rose Sapo- rito , Doris Schneiter, Helen W ater- s traw , Charles Arnold, Raymond Blankenburg, George Bluhm, Harold Brown, Nelson Buck, Jam es Flanagan, Roger H art, Frederick Maybee, Mer­rill Seaman., Leo Schumacher, Mack S tu tzm an, Edw ard Valentine, Doug­las Wilson.

M rs^G azley 8B Honor Roll—Charles Buscemi, Mar-

eelle Bridges, M a r y Montagliano, Verna Provenzano, Josephine Ben Fonte , M argare t DeDomenico, Henry V igaretti, Virginia Bilger, Vivian Crellin.

P e rfec t A ttendance — Charles Bus­cemi, Anthony Cascini, C arl Greene, Edw ard Kofiz, H illary McLeod, Don­ald Potte r, Jack Shepard, Robert Sm ith , Thomas S treppa, A lfred Trul- lo, Mary Basile, Carrie BettFonte, Josephine BenFonte, Virginia Bilger, Dorothy Bridges, Vivian Crellin, Jose­phine D ’Accurzio, M arg are t DeDo- menico, Mary Montagliano, Mary Pit- t inaro, E lizabeth SampsoYi, Lucy San- tiiie, M ary Sozio.

Miss M ayer 7A Honor Roll — Evelyn Dryer, Clara

Wilson, I W entworth Baker, Robert VanThof, Donald Whipple.

Perfect Attendance— N orm a Cush­ing, Evelyn Dryer, Marie Ferguson, Agnes Manzek, Lucille Reed, Dorothy Rumph, John Blankenberg, George Bosse, Carl Gears,- David -Lynch, Brooks S tringer, Lewis VanderMallie, R obert VanThof, Donald Whipple, Carl Wymings.

Miss M artin 7B Honor Roll—Ethel Apostal, Marion

Bueg, M arg are t Connolly, B ertha Mae Kopp, Dorothy Potter, C lara Rizzo, Este ila ,Stubbings.

P erfec t A t te n d a n c e -E th e l Apostal, M argare t .Connolly, Elsie Elliott, Ber­th a Kopp, Frances Messerino, A nna M ontemaro, Rose Polyeno, Dorothy P o tte r , Este ila S tubbings, E s th e r Virginia, Jam es Beato, John Ellis, •Paul Humphrey.

MisB Williams 7B Honor Roll—William H art , Robert

W a g n e r , . M ary A nn Carm er, Ruth Schulz, Paul Vineberg, Phyllis Bah- ler, F rances Kohl.

P erfec t Attendance — Paul Bills, Charles DeVolder, Joseph Saporito, Robert W agner, Ruth Hess, Vivian LaRosa, Georgianna Neiss, William I la r t , A lbert L aP ie tra , Robert Soles, M ary Ann Carm er, M argare t In g ra ­ham, K atherine M uller ,.R u th Schulz.

Miss Cleary 6A>H o n o r 'R o ll — M ary Sperino, Jean

Buck, Edith DeDominicb, A lberta San- tini, George Elliott, Gordon AUes, Jam es Prescott, Caroline Basile, Ron­ald .Good, John DuBois, Theodore King, C lara DeDominico. u.

P erfec t Attendance— Gordon AUes, F red Checcino, Daniel Crowell, Angelo DeMatteo, Crocie Fiandach, Ronald Good, Frederick Leary, Donald Le-

-Frois, Lewis Masciangelo, Jam es Prescott, R ay Sickles. Doris Aldrich, .Caroline Basile, B etty Bowlby, Jean Buck, Philomena Cascini, C lara De­Dominico, Edith DeDominico, Alberta Santini.

Miss Faucett 6B H onor Roll—Helen Erbland, Rita

Erbland, M argare t Messerino, Alice Perg rim , Gertrude Sherman, E laine W arren , N orm an Alfe, Joe Chiccino.

•Perfect Attendance— LaV em e Bar- num, Joe Checcino, Howard Joslyn, William Laird, Seym our Sage, Sam Sozio, Tony Stolt, Joe Woods, Gene­vieve Beato, Rose Buscimi, Helen Erbland, R i t a » Erbland, M argare t Guarino, Josephine LaRosa, Gertrude Sherman, N infa Virginia.W EST CHURCH S TR EE T SCHOOL

Mr. Yonkere 6B - Honor Roll — M arjorie Murphy,

Phyllis* Valentine,. Philip Hospers, Pau l Briggs.

Perfect A ttendance — Florence" Ar- jiolde Ruth B arnhart, A neta Benedict, M an ly n Castor, M arian Dryer, Mar- jorio Jacobson, A rlea Kjshbaugh, M ary M artin, B etty Moord, M arjorie Murphy, Jan e R o b er tso n , . Louise Scherm erohm , Phyllis Valentine, B ar­ba ra . Wilson, . H a rry Bieler, Paul Briggs, A r th u r Cushing, Howard Foote, Philip Hospers, W illiam Mc­Ginnis, H enry Sauer, H erm an Stolt, Lawrence Stubb’ings, H oward W hit­m an. •

Miss Jefferson• P erfec t Attendance—Lucy Hannan,

E rm a Lewis, Bessie Lynch,* Beatrice Parson , Harold Blankenberg. Howard Buck, Milton Dunn, A lfred Forsay, E a r l Gardner, Harold Rhincwald.

Mies H erm an 4A H onor Roll—John Clark, Nancy

D etro ; Gordon King, H a rr ie t Anne Moody, A r th u r N e i s s , . B arbara Pierce, Raymond ' W illiams, Ralph Wood. •/• P erfec t ’ A ttendance — Lena B ar-

ranco, Lillian Bartolotta , John Clark, W arren D anforth , N ancy ̂ Detro, A l­b e r t Granger, Howard Greene, Gordon

.. K ing, Robert LeFrois, B a rb a ra Pierce, Nick P ittinaro , B arbara Smith, Ray-

- mond Williams, Ralph Wood. •*I

Miss H erm an 5B Honor Roll—Jane Miller.P erfec t Attendance— B etty Burke,

Helen* Cobb, Alton McNeil, Perry Montemaro, Glenn Stiner.

v Miss Heal 5A * Honor Roll — Gilbert Brien, Helen Aitchison, Virginia Denny, Jean F lan­agan, W inifred H art.

P erfec t Attendance— Howland Caul- kins, Jack Dixon, Morris Granger, Lester King, Jam es Maine, Helen Aitchison, Angeline Barranco, Betsy Bell, Gladys Brien, Virginia Denny, Jean F lanagan , Winifred H art, E sther Lewis, June Neiss, Evelyn VanDei Mallie, M argare t Goebert.

Miss Ileal 5B Honor Roll—Charles Steffen, E tta

Barnes, C lara Poulsen, I rm a P ritch ­ard.

Perfect Attendance— Nelson Clark, Jam es Pierce, E t ta Barnes, Marion Clark, C lara Poul6en..

Miss Boyle IB Honor Roll — Dorothy Hospers,

B etty Jean Miller, 'M ar iq Shilling, John Deal, F ran k H artig an , Richard Hill, George W agner, Robert Wheeler.

P e rfec t Attendance — Betty. Jean Miller, Grace Scarazzo, E d ith Stolt, Jason Arnold, Gerald Bennett. Ran­dall Cushing, John Deal, Lyle De- Mocker, Carl Hansen, Jack .K en n ey , Carl Kishbaugh, Tony LaPietra , Earl P ittinaro , H erbert Rockwell, Nick Tiraborelli.

Mrs. Evans 3A Honor Roll—Richard Dudley, Jam es

Fairchild, W arren Gilbert, Wells Rob­erts, Gordon Valentine, Ruth Bushart, E leanor Main, M alintha Ross, Lois Whipple, B e tty ’ Pa tte rson , Angeline Barranco.

Perfec t Attendance— Angeline B ar­ranco, Ruth Bushart, E leanor Lewis, E leanor Main, Yolanda Montemaro, Lois Whipple, Rosalino Barranco, Le­man Bown, W arren Gilbert, Raymond Kohl, Wells Roberts, Robert Sidmore, H enry Tirabarelli, Gordon Valentine, Richard Welch, Ralph Wilson.

Mrs. W ard 3BHonor Roll— Hazel Ann Cresbro,

Pa tric ia Grabb, Ann Peck, Marjorie Walls, Guy Denny, Ellroy Schutt, Doyle-Stiener.

P erfec t A ttendance — Alice Brien, Norm a Cobb, Patric ia Grabb, Joan H art, Jean Kier, A nn Peck, Mary Rhinebold. M arjorie VanWaes, M ar­jorie Walls, ELnora Wiley, William Bieler, Melvin Buck, George Bunting, Guy Denny, Robert Martin, Hojvard Reed, E llroy Schutt, Donald Soles.

Mrs. Hodgson 2A Honor Roll— A rth u r Bennett, Jack

Bleier, John Burke, Rosemary Caler, Jesse H annan Jr., Jean DeLand, S tanley Jordon, Robert Mulliner, Viola Mulliner, Betty Lou Roberts, Leonard Sayles, Jerv is Martin.

P erfec t Attendance — Jane AUes, Rosemary Caler, M arian Ilansen, Lucy L aPie tra , Shirley Schrader, Jacqueline Wilkins, Jam es 'Aparo, Charles Beck, A rthur Bennett, John Burke, Stanley Jordon, Clarence Longmore, Robert Mulliner, Robert Murphy, Kenneth Reus, Richard Stone, Kenneth Main.

Miss Bailey 2B Honor Roll— W ayne VanThof, Jean

Ackley, Joyclyn C hristm an/ Bernice Ingraham , Jean Miller, Joyce Wheeler.

P erfec t A ttendance — Francis F itz ­gerald, John Shook, Robert Wagor, Robert Nemitz, Jean Ackley, Bernice Ingraham , Florence Rutter, Rosemarj Leary, Ruth Spaulding, Joyce Wheeler, Jean Miller*

Miss Dwyer IB .Honor Roll— Robert Koehler, Don­

ald W ard, Charles W ettling, Virginia Ackley, B e r t h a Austin, Dorothy Dodge, B arbara MacDonald, Virginia MacNeil, Adelaide Miller, C a r o l Pierce, Elsie Schulz, Rose Marie Shoo*k, Artgeline Stolt, Jeanne Welch, Grace Wilson.

P erfec t Attendance— Robert Bleier, Donald Ward, Bertha Austin, Rose Marie Shook, Angeline Stolt, Joanne Welch. .

Miss Finnegan 1A Honor Roll — Jean e tte Albright,

Rose Aparo, David Fake, Elsie Ferris, "Esther S tanlake, Jack Seaman, Don­ald Sm ith; Dolores Schutt, Carolyn VanHoute. •

P erfec t A ttendance — Charles B a r ­ranco, Alfred Brien, John Dovan, Carlton Granger, John Peck, Jack Sea­man, Rose Aparo, Carolyn VanHoute, Betty Williams.

Miss F innegan IB Honor Roll— Donald .Reus..-,— Perfec t A ttendance— Jam es Elliott,

Donald Reus, Robert Young, Doris Rutter, Dorothy R utter, Vivian Steu- bing, Evelyn Stiner.

Miss JJmbley, K indergarten P erfec t Attendance-—Virginia Boas,

Ralph Ingraham , Richard Peck, Wil­liam Tolhurst.

i Accarda, Theresa Battistonc, D oro thy * Bueg, Dorothy Gardner, M ary Pescim.

Miss Henry 3A Honor Roll—‘Frank Beato, Domenic

Battaglini, Lewis DiRisio, Theresa Porecca, Sarah Profeta .

Perfect Attendance— F ra n k Beato, Lewis DiRisio, Floyd Dwello, David Dwello, Nickie Marchioli, Burton Moulton, Jesse Santini, Josephine Porecca, S arah Profeta , Mary Rizzo, Josephine Carini.

Miss VanDerhoef 3B Honor Roll—Tony Barto lo tta , Jack

Douglas, Harvey McMillan, L o i s Keeie, Gertrude Phillips, M argarets Phillips, M ary Phillips, Betty W arren.

Perfec t A ttendance — Tony B arto ­lotta, P e te r Cascini, Tom Chiccino, Jesse Coomber, Dedo D’Aurizio, Floyd DeKisio, Jactf Douglas, F ra n k Gara- fano, Bernard Nevell, Mike Sperino, Sam Virginia, Joe Yocona, Josephine Elliott, Charlene Ellis, Lois Keefe, Theresa Masciangelo, M a rg a re t P h il­lips, Leatrice Sorgi, Mary Suppa, Betty W arren, Helen Barkhuis, K a th ­leen Hess, Elsie Wemes.

Mrs. Greenfield 2B Honor Roll—Ruth H um phrey, Billy

H artig an , Frank Basile, M ary Sozio, Daniel Piccerilli, Tom Erbland, Rose Carini, Fannie Battistone, Ida Basile.

Perfec t Attendance—-Fannie B a tt is ­tone, Mabel Gardner, R uth H um ph­rey, Lucy Polveno, Josephine Porecca, M ary Sozio, Henry Battaglini, Sam Castanza, Tom Erbland, Charles Kopp, Tony Santini, John Wemes.

Miss Rooney IA Honor Roll— Richard Barnum, M er­

rill McMillen, Frederick Verbridge, Mary Butler, Pauline Dancy, Joan Prescott, Jennie Suppa.

Perfect Attendance — Shirley De- Wert, Donagene Ellis, Jennie Suppa, Richard Barnum, William Della- guardi, John DiRisio, Richard F ian­dach, Paul Meneguale, H enry Mon­tagliano, A rthur Wemes.

Miss Page IB Honor Roll— Louis Carini, Mary

Beato, Carmen Elwood, Louise S per­ino, Josephine Suppa.

Perfect Attendance — M ary Beato, M ary Marchioli, Louise Sperino, Jo se ­phine Suppa, Leo Accardo, William Barkhuis, Richard Bills, Gerald G ard­ner, Michael Lucci, Vincent M ascian­gelo, G rant Schouten.

Miss. Embley, K indergarten . Perfect A ttendance — Louise Ph il­

lips, Mary P ittinaro , Lena Reggi, Gerald Sherman.

A Turkey’s ThanksgivingThe tu rkey ’s Thanksgiving falls on

the day following the usual Thanks­giving day. Yes, I know you’re won­dering what I mean by that. Two per­fectly good reasons fo r a turkey to be thanKful come to my mind r igh t now. Those gobblers left are g ra tefu l to be alive and glad it was the other fel­low who got it -in the neck.

Today is Turkey Thanksgiving. As I s it here I can hear the sounds of

Courage, My Friend !Said the rooster to the turkey, “ Why do you look so b lu e?”"If you were in my shoes, I'll bet You’d change your color, too!” "H a! ha! laughed the rooster, "Do you remember The day you laughed a t me In the middle of last D ecem ber?” “B u t I was only kidding,”Said the turkey with a sneer,

festivity coming from the barnyard. y t S r monOt ? ^ J° y° U ' aU8h?

We Would Like to KnowWho called up “Tillie” Huch one

Sunday evening.W hy “ B ecky ' Jo rdan is Miss T u r­

n e r’s pet.Who Bill Sanford is tak ing to the

Masonic dance Dec. 13th.W here Leo Hosley and Bob Potte r

a re going to ge t 70c apiece by Thanks­giving eve.

Why George Larson “ju s t lofes” in 6th period s tudy hall.

Why George Malcolm likes to dance w ith F ay Kelsey so well.

Why L ester Long wears those cleats on his shoes.

Who called up Eunice Baker and kept the w ire busy fo r 10 minutes Tuesday night.

Why Laura Case and Milton Mc­Mahon s tand up so frequently when Miss Young’s back* is turned.

Who the new “ Harold Lloyd” of FILS is.

W hat the boys of F H S m ean when they say “ Gobble, Gobble.”

W hat coincidence c a u s e s the “ phone” to ring so often in Miss J e s ­sup’s 6th period s tudy hall.; How much candy, the Juniors sold a t the f irs t Tea Dance of the year.

Why those- dances held in the a f te r ­noon a t the school a re called Tea Dances. We don’t rem em ber having any tea.

VVhy Miss Young said Jim m y Char­ity was a boy who never bothered anyone.

Robert Kohl insists upon writing poetry. Who is she?

One old fellow seems quite upse t over something. Yes, a circle of nis wives and children about - him and he’s squawking in a most excited manner. Let us assume th a t we understand turkey language and we shall hear w hat Pa Turkey is ta lk ing about.Here is w hat he's saying.

“Come here and finish your corn, Tillie Turk. If you don’t, you may get what I dreamed about last night.1 was a t one of those grand dinners that the Americans give oi* Thanks­giving. But L didn't look the way 1 do now. No sir! 1 was all stuffed with something sticky they calleddressing and my sides were all brown.1 looked around and soon found tha t 1 was on a huge table. Around me were dishes of mashed potatoes,squash, cabbage salad, cranberrysauce and pickles. I began to feel sick. W as I to share the fa te of all those things th a t hum ans ea t?

“ Must be! Oh heaven! There was a whole crowd of people coming into the dining room. There was Mr. H ig­gins and Mrs. Higgins and Ned. Grandma and Grandpa Higgins and Uncle Will and A unt Jenny and Miss Hammond were trouping. along be­hind. A fter grace was said Ned com­menced to yell, ‘Ginnne a laig, gimme a laig, I want both laigs.’ A kick under the table served to reduce Ned’s appetite for legs to only one. My! was 1 gra tefu l to Mrs. Higgins for tha t kick. However I began to think th a t Mrs, Higgins had purposes of her own when she allowed Ned to have only one because she took my other leg. Grandpa a te the back. Grandma, whose requirem ents were more dainty, took a piece of breast

.meat. Miss Hammond, inclined to think herself humorous, said, 'Did th a t bird have any wings? They say every pa r t s trengthens a part, so I ’d better s ta r t growing wings now be­cause a f te r I die my chances will be all g-one.’

“ Well, my m eat was all gone. I hoped they'd leave my bones to re s t in peace. But no! Rover had to have a Thanksgiving dinner too. “He got gtfy bones. And that, Tillie Turk, is w hat will happen to..you unless you are a good little turkey-girl.”

When I Was in Texas

is alm ost here!“My friend, 1 took it with a smile,” Said the rooster, not to brag,“ And a f te r chasing me an hour They had me in tne bag!"But ju s t before they raised the axe,W hat did I do but crow.They had so much sym pathy 'They had to let me go.“And th a t- is why 1 live today.We’ll both live quite a while If we ju s t throw our blues away And take i t with a smile!”

A lbert DiRisio

Alumni NotesThe following young people a re

home from various colleges for the Thanksgiving week end.

Miss Nancy Hanks of Baker road.Miss Dorothy Schumacker of Hul-

burt avenue.Miss Thelma Donk of Baker road.Miss M argaret Doyle of WeSt ave­

nue.' Edw ard Dudley of P o tte r place.

Miss M ary Alice W hitman of the P ittsfo rd -P alm yra road.

George Case of W est Church street.Miss Virginia Bacon of DeLand

park.Leo Clifford of W est Church street.Miss Bernice Moore of Roselawn

avenue.Miss Alberta Young of DeLand

park.Edward Surrey of Midvale.Roy Saporito who is a Jun io r a t

St. Bonaventure is .m ujoring in chem­istry.

Misses M argaret Carlomusto and Florence Stolt a re a t te n d in g ‘the Uni­versity of Rochester fo r their third year.

Albert Stolt, a Junior a t Clarkson, is playing on-the regu la r varsity foot­ball team. Theodore Apostal is also playing guard on the team.

Fred Lamb is attending R. B. 1. night school.

Miss Edith Crane expects to be in Syracuse until Ja n u a ry 7. H er work there is in connection with her studies a t the Mechanics Institute.

In Lighter Vein

Dog Catcher—Do your dogs Jhave licenses?

Lee Brown—Yes, sir, they’re ju s t covered with ’em.

Miss DeLand — Why don 't you answ er me Robert?

Bob Bell— 1 did shake my head.Miss DeLand—Well, you don’t ex­

pect me to hear it ra t tle w ay up here, do you ?

Miss Y oung— Louise, t h a t ’s the third time you've looked a t LaV erne’s paper.

L. W agor—Yeah, he doesn’t w rite very good.

Mr. Lynch—Correct this sentence: It was me th a t spilt the ink.

W. Brown—It wasn’t me th a t sp ilt the ink.

Laura Root—How is i t th a t you kiss so divinely?

Jim m y Parke— I used to blow the bugle in the Boy Scouts.

Miss Brown—Now if I w rite n-e-w on the blackboard, w hat does it spell ?

Fred Maybee— New. *Miss B.— Now I'll put a K in f ro n t

of it, w hat have I now?F. M.-^-Canoe.

Bob Hickey W hat do you do when you see an unusually beautiful girl ?

Jane Schoolmaster—I look fo r a - while and then lay the m irro r down.

“ Mercy!” exclaimed the young Miss (M. Peters) as she inspected grand­m other’s wedding ring. W hat heavy, unwieldly things those were fifty years ago.”

“ Yes, dear,’ 'replied granny, “in m y day they were made to la s t a life time.”

J u s t as I was entering the little towh of “ Sw artzenburg” in “ Stein- fe l t” county, Texas, the shouts of the villagers, who were crowding the s t r e e t s , a ttracted my attention ‘.‘N u tta l l” but more than half of them w ere shouting “ Lynch” 'im! “ Lynch” ’im. A fte r struggling through the crowd 1 found th a t the victim was Governor “M ailin ’’ who was held by the shoulder by the strong large arm s of General “Coffee”, Commander of the Texas S ta te Troopers.

I asked a colored “ Butler” who was s tand ing beside me w hat the trouble was. The reply was, “ Well, you know ‘De Land’ west of de rivva bwanch, well, there was a big lion in de ‘Ryon’ Zoo and the govennah, he don “T u rn e r” loose into de street. In “ Nolan” awaund did ah ebba see a bigga.Mion.”

A nother man told me the lion was shot and killed by Captain “Johnson” of the police squad. The “ Young” lion was thrown, into the “ Bickle" Creek, “Jessup” the “ Sw ift” “ Law­rence” river.

By the time Governor Martin was ex tracted from the crowd, he had a “ Zomows.”

Eunice Baker (w ife)— You used to say th a t there was something about me th a t you liked.

LaVerne Coffee ( h u s b a n d )— Yes,, but you’ve spent i t all.

Johnny, if your little brother has five apples and you take two from him. what would be the result?

Johnny (Alvin Shultz)— A licking, sir.

The Tea Dance.

Movie Stars of FHS

‘ EA ST A V EN U E SCHOOL Miss M arsh 5A

Honor Roll—rllelen Basile, Domonic Brancatissnno. R o b e r t Connolly, George Douglas, Emanuel Lazorson, Josepnine Provenzano, K atie Rinnldo.

P erfec t A ttendance — P au l Axtell, Helen Basile, Robert Connolly, George Douglas, Raymond. Moore.,

' Miss M arsh 5B Honor Roll—Anna Battag lin i, Joyce

Furm an. William Honcck, Carmina Marchioli.

Perfect Attendance — Joe Accardo, Anna Battaglini, M ary Cascini, Roy Costanza, Floyd Delcgsvardin, Lucille Gardner, William Iioneck, George Hess, l ie n ry Masciangelo, Carmina Marchioli, Robert Phillips, Yolajida Scrazza, T heresa Sozio.

Miss Henry 4B Honor • Roll—R a lp h . M urray, Rich­

ard Woodhams, George Wixsom, Theresa Battistonc, Genevieve Dro­mes, Dorothy Bueg./ P erfec t A ttendance — . Sammy An- aulni, Domonic Bcncdcttn, . Donald Sage, Paul Stelluto,.-Richard W ood­ham s, George Wixsom, A ntoinette

Mae W est— Marion S turdevant J a n e t Gaynor— M arjorie Kneeland .Barbara S tanw yck-—Charlo tte Cum­

mingsMarie Dressier— M arg are t Bown Polly M oran—Gladys Kennedy Joe E. Brown—Willis Brown M ary Pickford—M arion Rafoth Zasu P itts— Eleanor Schumacher M aureen O ’ Sullivan—Thelma Sulli­

vanConstance Bennet— Ju lia Rafoth Gloria S tu a r t— Lillian Douglas Jam es Dunn—Bill Hanks Sidney Fox—Bernice,Roy Buddy Itoger£—Milton McMahon Sally Eilers— Ruth Stubbings

, Billie Dove— Eunice Baker William Robinson— Lee Brown

•Will Rogers—Edw ard Tracy Doug Fairbanks J r .— Leo Hbsley Jean e tte McDonald— Florence Tracy <Clarn Bow— Merial Weis Mitzie Green— R uth iFisk M ary Brian— Florence Jamison

Defacing BuildingAnd Furniture

One occasionally sees a building soiled w ith ' chalk m arks, pictures draw n on the walls ahd desks hacked and disfigured. * "A studen t who will re so r t to tricks such as these is an enemy to a school and should be shun­ned by a ll self-respecting boys and girls. Such conduct, is a m ark of low s tan d a rd s and not a symbol of sm a r t­ness as some boys seem to feel. School buildings a re erected and equipped a t g rea t cost and purs6s of tho paren ts of the school children. Boys and. girls, the building and equipm ent belong to you. You h u r t yourself f a r m ore than you h u r t the teacher when you disfiguro them.

Well, well, well. And another great big crowd knows th a t we really can have a good tim e and a lot of fun a t a Tea Dance!

Operations began a t 3:30 and there was no urging needed to dance. ‘ The floor was well filled but not crowded and the bleachers were appreciated by those who couldn't dance, those who were “ too tired to dance,” those happy gentlemen who were cut in on and, between dances, by all concerned. Candy was sold by the Juniors and seemed to be appreciated by all who had the necessary jiickels. The last dance, consisting of five pieces, wound up a t 5:30 a f te r which we sallied forth into very damp weather. However, I 'm sure th a t everybody enjoyed themselves more than enough to over­come that, and th a t another Tea Dance will be as well attended and appreciated as this one.

A negro was inspecting a friend’s horse.

You say d a t hawse is lazy?Lazy? Man—looka da t fly on his

nose. Pestahs him considerable, but he’s waiting till dey’s two or th ree befo he bothers bout sneezin1 ’em off.

Girl Sports

I ra te Landlord (Glenn Johnson)— W hat does this mean ? This is a new house, and I find the door torn off.

Tenant (Bob W ard)— Well, you see,I ju s t tied the dog to the doorknob and a cat went by.

M anager (Hank V igaretti) to young lad seeking employment— W eren’t you here two weeks ago and didn’t I tell .you then th a t I wanted an older boy?

Young Lad (Bill Cobb)— Yes, sir, That's why I ’ve come back.

Teacher (Mr. M artin) to brillian t pupil (Wm. Wilson)— William, how many bones have you in your body?'

William— Nine hundred.Teacher—T hat’s a g rea t many more

than I have.William— But teacher, I had s a r ­

dines for lunch.

Student’s AssociationMembership Drive

Mr. Lynch, in charge of the upper classmen for the collection of s tuden t dues, has appointed in the Sophomore room, Lucille Mabry; in the Jun io r room, GeoVge Pignato and Delio De-

Can You ImagineB. Roy not looking fo r Milton.M. Kneeland not wondering where

R. Glepson is.J a n e t 1 >ee not on her horse a f te r

school. • »*Willis Brown not tak ing L. Clif­

fo rd ’s part.Louise W agor without candy, gum

or Seaman.D orothy Ellsworth not wondering

where her lover is.Thelm a Sullivan not ta lk ing about

Tommy.M erial Weis not playing ape a t one

of her m other’s parties.'Maxwell W arner not tired.Mr. S teinfelt not w anting the tools

sharpened.. M iss Jessun not wanting the papers

picked up. *Gordon Seaman without a beard.M. McMahon without a necktie. H an k V igaretti not going to a cer­

ta in gas station.Mr. Butler having a case on Miss

Jessup.Jn n e t Lee having less than 5 or 6

boys up each night.R obert Hickey buying more than a

gallon o f gas n t Coffee’s station. Leonard Morey with n cigarette. R oger Ryon having a round head.*, A r t C harity with sifiall feet.Bill Maybee not crossing the ra il­

roads during the week.

Board of Regents Not So / ’ Good Says Joe HanleyS enato r Joe Hanley doesn’t think so

much of the S tate Board of Regents. In a recent address to several thous­and teachers he declared the board to bo behind the times and ' loath to change its ideas. The senator, a mem­ber., of the committee on education in th o \scn a te , believes it high time for a l te ra tions .in the organization. •

—The Honcoyc Falls Times

The g irls ’ basketball teams were organized Nov. 21 for all the classes in the High school.

The Senior and Jun io r teams s tart- ed practise Nov 23 Several neu = m m D o m ldP ' T r ’ ei ! ; <KlUCC<1 I «yon as-collectors.

t I . L I u every Tuesday a n . team s representing well known Col-A *v, « leges and Universities in the country.

Kit S n w l i t u / mav h T T n l who 1 Eacb tcam is a football eleven. Every H I S f i T n i i flip S m n n nrp I membership obtained counts as ah i vi-ihru nf t h f h Pin hnlnbnli 'touchdown. Popular Freshm en s tu -

| dents are team captains. Prizes a re. ^ n;a.™'e * VJov i r I to be Hwarded the winning teams,team in a nine inning game i o . 1G, ( The main obj ect of the (jr5ve i3 t jia tby a score of 19 to 11. ( ^ th ree hundred students pay their

ciues, in other words if $300 is takenBilly Maybee— If you were in my

shoes, w hat would you do?June Hutchinson—Shine ’em.

into the treasu ry before next Wednes­day, there will be dancing a f te r the basketball games th is year.

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