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THE WORLD NEEDS TRAVEL
MARK TWAIN SAID SO.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. !
Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
YEP, SOMEONE SERIOUSLY JUST ASKED THIS:
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
THE FLIGHT IS OPPORTUNITY #1 TO RUB ELBOWS WITH A STRANGER.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
YET WE ALL SECRETLY PRAY FOR THIS:
TRAVEL, BECAUSE YOU CAN’T CHOOSE YOUR AMBASSADORS.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
TRAVEL BECAUSE THEY’RE REPRESENTING YOU.
TRAVEL BECAUSE YOU’RE FROM POUGHKEEPSIE. !AND “JERSEY SHORE” AIRS IN MORE THAN 30 COUNTRIES. !!
IS THE ONLY AMERICAN IN HIS JAPANESE
EXCHANGE PROGRAM.
TRAVEL BECAUSE THIS GUY:
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
THE WORLD COULD USE AN AMBASSADOR LIKE YOU.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
TRAVEL BECAUSE YOU’RE A GAY REPUBLICAN, AND THEY DON’T KNOW YOU EXIST.
TRAVEL BECAUSE THE ONLY MUSLIM THEY’VE SEEN IS ON FOX NEWS.
TRAVEL BECAUSE YOU’RE FROM BOSTON AND PRONOUNCE YOUR R’S.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
GOOGLE IS SICK OF YOUR QUESTIONS.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TOLD SOMEONE, “JUST GOOGLE IT”?
Ugh. Just go see for yourself.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
FOREHEAD SLAPS CAN BE PREVENTED.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
INSTEAD OF SENDING AN APOLOGY TWEET, DELTA SHOULD HAVE SENT THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM TO GHANA.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE WE’VE ALREADY GOT THE REST OF THE WORLD FIGURED OUT.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
ACCORDING TO BRITS:
ACCORDING TO AMERICANS:
ACCORDING TO LATIN AMERICANS
( THE REST OF THE COUNTRY.)
AND
TRAVEL, BECAUSE GOOGLE TELLS US EVERYTHING…
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
TRAVEL, BECAUSE WE THINK THE ONLY SAFE PLACE IS HOME.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
NUMBER OF “IS IT SAFE” QUESTIONS ON TRIPADVISOR: 511,152
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
IT’S WAY TOO EASY TO SAY, “IT’S NOT MY PROBLEM.”
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
!
TRAVEL BECAUSE, THEY SAY “SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL.”
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
THEY ARE WRONG. THESE ARE THE ONES WHO NEED TO TRAVEL THE MOST.
THEY SAY SOME PLACES AREN’T EVEN WORTH SEEING.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
WHY DO WE CALL THEM “FLYOVER STATES”?
AFTER IS BETTER THAN BEFORE.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
AFTER
BEFORE
“When we get home, home is still the same. But something in our mind has been changed, and that changes everything.”
– John Lehrer
!
YOU JUST CAN’T TRUST THE MEDIA
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
AFRICAVS.
AFRICA
COLOMBIA
LOS ANGELESINSERT YOUR MENTAL
IMAGE HERE:
IRAN
SOCIAL MEDIAOR
!
YOU CAN’T EVEN TRUST THE MAP!
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
WHAT WE THINK WE
KNOW:
REALITY:
THIS MAP MAKES ME LOOK FAT.
“YOU COULDN’T PAY ME TO GO TO__________ RIGHT NOW.”
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
CORRUPTION
SHARKS
PIRATES
“—WHY NOT? HAVEN’T YOU HEARD ABOUT THE______?!”
KID- NAPPING
LOOKS LIKE AUSTRALIA AND CANADA HAVE THE OK.
AND OVERALL, JUST NO.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO SEE FOR YOURSELF.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
OR NOT.
(HEY, AT LEAST THEY WENT.)
!
IT’S NOT JUST FOR YOUR RICH FRIEND.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
WHY DO WE THINK TRAVEL IS GLAMOROUS? IT’S TERRIFYING. AND AWKWARD. AND SHOULD BE A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT.
!
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE SOME WILD ADVENTURE.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
THIS IS STILL TRAVELING.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY STILL TRAVELING.
!
YOU’RE IN A RUT.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
AND NO ONE THINKS YOU’RE FUN ANYMORE.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
IT MAKES YOU A KID AGAIN.
AND EVERYONE LOVES KIDS. THEY’RE THE MOST CARE-FREE, OPEN-MINDED CREATURES ON EARTH.
!
ANTHONY BOURDAIN SAID SO.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
Dear Young Traveler, Anthony Bourdain once said: “If you’re 22, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.” My advice? Just go. Just go, and at any age, because, the real question is, why wouldn’t you? Go drop your fears. Go take EVERY CHANCE. Go take a road trip with your friends. Go book a plane ticket to a land far away. Go spend money that you don’t have. Go get stranded. Go hitchhike. Go learn the histories of other peoples and cultures. Go learn about their triumphs and their fatalities. Go with just a backpack. Go eat foods you have never tried. Go question yourself and question the world. Go learn about what is important. Go wake up early and hike a volcano. Go stay out late drinking beer and wine around a fire with the locals. Go take pictures. Go put the camera down and just take it in. Go sit in cafes and ponder a city. Go get a tattoo. Go meet people that will change your life. Go immerse yourself in nature. Go learn a language. Go challenge yourself and do something you never would think of. Go listen to stories. Go to museums. Go read everything. Go take a gamble on hostels and random floors. Go keep a journal and write everything. Go without a guidebook. Go make your own plan. Go educate yourself. Go take it all in. And, if you’re like me. Go and fall in love. Fall in love with cities. Fall in love with states. Fall in love with countries. Fall in love with people. The world is yours. All you have to do is GO. And remember, home will always be waiting. May you find nothing but happiness and adventure. Viaje Seguro, Bailey B. P.S. Don’t forget an open mind, a full heart, a pocketknife, a box of matches, and Kleenex.
!
ONLY 36% OF AMERICANS HAVE A PASSPORT.
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
NOTE: MORE AMERICANS WANT TO CONTACT ALIENS. (37%)
BUT NOT ALL OF THAT 36% ACTUALLY USE IT.
“I GOT IT IN CASE I NEEDED TO BRING MY
DAUGHTER’S BODY BACK
FROM BRAZIL.” !
-ANNE’S MOM
TRAVEL, BECAUSE IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TRAVELERS?!
TRAVEL, BECAUSE
I WAS GOING TO PUT AN IMAGE HERE, BUT I LITERALLY CANNOT IMAGINE IT.
TITLE
BECAUSE
BELIEVE