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Published by Associated StudentsTuesday. November 3,1936 ARIZONA STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE, FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA Vol. XXIV No. 7

Pep Squad Will Hold Carnival SaturdayWill Attend California Affairs FeteInternational Relations Meet

At Occidental Attracts Local Group

BIG C O N F A BCarnegie Fund Provides Noted

Speakers For Two Days Of Parley

A conference of International Relations Clubs from the Pacific Southwest will be held at Occiden­tal collegc, Los Angeles, Calif., November 6 and 7 by invitation of that college and in cooperation with the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace.

Five students of the local chap­ter of this peace club: Orley Pen- dorgraft, Harold Cushman, Rosalia Rees, Dorothy Fain and Daisy Swatzell, will leave the campus on Wednesday to represent Flagstaff at this meet.

Members of the college Rela­tions club, together with club spon­sor Dean Tinsley, have been work­ing for weeks to see their plans for representation realized. By selling hot dogs and cold drinks a t two home football games and by selling sandwiches in the girls' halls they have raised sufficient funds to defray expenses. Daisy Swatzell kindly consented to fur­nish her car for the trip.

The above mentioned delegates have all been active in meetings and movements sponsored by the local club and have prepared them­selves to take an active part in the round table discussions at Oc­cidental. Each member has been assigned a topic for discussion and will trade views with visiting dele­gates from a score of colleges throughout the Southwest.

The principal guest speaker will be Dr. Josef L. Kunz, a distinguish­ed international lawyer who will attend as a guest from the Endow­ment. Miss Amy Heminway Jones* division assistant of the Endow­ment, who is in charge of the In­ternational Relations club work, will attend and take part in the program a s ‘the Endowment’s rep­resentative.

The purpose of the Endowment in undertaking this work is to edu­cate and enlighten public opinion. As Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler, president of the Endowment, states officially, it is not to support any single view as how beat to treat the conditions which now prevail throughout the world, but to fix the attention of students on those underlying principles of interna­tional conduct, of international law, and of international' organi­zation which must be agreed upon and applied if peaceful civilization is to continue.

Dr. Kunz, the Carnegie Endow­ment guest speakers is well known both in Europe and in the United States. He is a graduate of the University of Vienfta and has stud­ied at the Universities of Paris and Berlin. From 1920 to 1932 he was juridicial director of the Austrian League of Nations Bociety and at-

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DEBATE CLASS TRAINING FOR BIG SCHEDULE

Teams Meet Tempe In South November 13 For First

Contests

In the debate class four good prospects have developed and teams will be made up as follows: Team A, Mabel McKnight and Marian McGuire, and Team which consists of Melba Flake a n ! Margaret Temme, according to Dr. Hill, debate coach.

These teams, together with the coach, will go to Tempe on Novem­ber 12 and will debate there oa the 13th against other lower divi­sion teams, men and women. “On November 14 upper division teams will debate, but Flagstaff will have no entry in this dviision, much to our regret,” states Dr. Hill. “Our opponents will be from the Uni­versity of Arizona, A. S. T. C. at Tempe, Phoenix Junior college and Gila Junior college. We may take one man scout for us,” further commented Dr.-Hill.

The question to be debated is, “Resolved, that Congress should be empowered to fix minimum wages and maximum hours m in­dustry.” This question was adopt­ed by Pi Kappa Delta, national de­bate organization, and will be used throughout the yqar by the Flag­staff teams. Flagstaff is the Al­pha chapter of Pi Kappa Delta, and is one of two chapters in New Mexico and Arizona.

The next engagement is in Pasa­dena, Calif., November 22-26, bn- der the direction of the Western Association of Speech. The plans for it have been made by J. P. Baccus of Redlands university, who calls the meeting “the perfect tournament" for at that tourna­ment there will be four classes of debate contests and also oratori­cal and extemporaneous contests. “We shall enter Class C in the debate contests without limitation

the number of teams," Dr. Hill said, “and hope to enter two wom­en’s teams and at least one man’s team. Mabel McKnight will enter the oratorical contest.”

On December 17, in Ashurst auditorium, the group expects to debate against Southwestern State Teachers college, Weatherford, Oklahoma, and in March against Texas Christian university of Fort Worth, Texas.

Next Wednesday morning Pro­fessor Peterson, of the social scienc department, will talk to the debate class on the national ques­tion.

Pi Omega Pi Draws Plans For Season

At a recent meeting of Pi Omega Pi, national business fraternity, election of new members and plans for the coming year were dis­cussed.

Pi Omega Pi will sponsor a so­cial each quarter, a banquet to be given the fall quarter honoring the new members, and a week-end trip the spring quarter. Qualifications for eligibility of membership are: Major or minor in business educa­tion and a two average in business education subjects. Most of the members were graduated last spring, leaving only three old mem­bers, Ray Davis, Si Benson and Carl Rogers.

Twins Born To Campus Couple

Mrs. Roger Hightower pre­sented A. S. T. C. with two future Lumberjacks at Mercy hospital. Flagstaff, Friday eve­ning, October 24.

The twin boys were bom at 7:25 p. m. and 7:45 p. m., the former weighing 5 pounds 12 Vt ounces, and was named Roger Wayne, the latter weighing 5 pounds 10 V4 ounces and was named Robert Williajn'

When asked how it'felt to be the ■father of twins, Roger an­swered, “Well, what should I say, other than that I am well pleased ? ”

There are no twins in the immediate family of either Roger or his Wife, but there are twins in families of relatives.

Mrs. Hightower is getting along nicely, and is expected to return to Cabin Row within a very short time, bringing the twins with her.

PHOENIX SHOW OF I. A. WORK WILL BE GIVEN

Quality Of Work Here To Be Brought Before Eyes

Of Public

Students of the Industrial Arts department of the college are now working on projects to be entered in a state-wide exhibition present­ed by the department in the sec­ond week of May, according to a statement issued by Dr. Francis Osborne, head of the department.

The exhibit will first be given Phoenix, then at other import­

ant centers of the state. The proj­ects will be the individual work of students during the current year, and the object of the exhibition will be to bring before the princi­ples and superintendents of the state the quality and extent of the work done by this department.

Tentative plans, as.diseussed by Dr. Osborn, will necessitate the completion of the projects by the fourth of May. Theoiames of stu­dents entering projects will be giv­en, and t̂ he publicity will aid them to secure positions? m instructors after graduation. Is

The college had no exhibit last year, bu txthe department plans on putting this year's exhibit across with a. bang. Dr. Osborn is ex­ceedingly enthusiastic about it.

At present, a number of students under Mr. Bjerg are working on a set of cabinets for the drawing stu­dents.

BOOSTS LEAGUE 1 think that the League of Na­

tions is one of the world's best bets for peace, although I don’t think that it would be good for the Unit­ed States to enter it now; due to the uncertainty of the European powers.” Dr. Aanatole G. Mazour, new professor of history at Miami university, believes it would be better to stay in our own backyard.

NOTICE There will be a meeting of all

Taylor hall men in Room 28 in the Main building tomorrow night at 7 M . BE THERE!

There will be no assembly to-

TEACHERS OF STATE GATHER NOVEMBER 12

Flagstaff Is represented One Hundred Percent In Ed.

Association

'The annual convention of the Arizona Educational association will open in Phoenix on the eve­ning of November 12, and will con­tinue through the 13th and 14th. The association consists of ele- ntentary, high school, and college teachers of the state of Arizona. J. J. Clark, secretary of the or­ganization, will supervise the meet­ing.

For the first time Flagstaff is represented by a 100 per cent membership in the association. Most of the teachers have signi­fied their intention of being in at­tendance at the convention. Miss Roseberry will represent Flagstaff as its principal speaker.

The Home Economics group will hold their departmental meeting at 3 p. m. Friday the 13th at Phoe­nix Union high school. Miss Ruth Douglas of the Arizona State Teachers college at Tempe will be in charge. E. J. Murphy of Los Angeles will speak. His subject will be “Swayed Millions.” The Industrial Arts division will con­vene at the- same time at Union high school. No speaker has been announced as yet for this meeting.

Campaign For Funds To Make Tempe Trip Given As Reason For Big Show

Turn In P e t i t i o n For ,La Cuesta For Approval Of Board

The petition for La Cuesta was turned over to President Tormey by Associated Student body^pfesi- dent John Ricca Wednesday, Octo­ber 28, signatures from 75 per cent of the student body having been received.

President Tormey will present the petition at the board meeting some time before the end of the fall quarter, at which time they will either approve or disapprove the adoption of the petition. If it is aproved, $1.50 will be added to the registration fees for winter and sring quarter. This money will be used lo finance Uie La Cuesta. If the petition is disap­proved, there will be no annual this year, unless financial backing can be secured through some other source.

President Ricca says, “There ii nothing further that can be done until after the board meeting is held, and if the petition is ap­proved, work will be started im­mediately."

Banquet To Honor Tiig Local Authors

At a meeting to be held at Dr. Hill’s home tonight, Pine Knots members will discuss plans for a banquet to be held in honor of local authors, Mary G. Boyer and Dr. George Portnoff, sometime in the winter quarter.

iThe organizaton is to have an autographed copy of Dr. Portnoff s new book of two playB, "Divine Treasure” and “The Forgotten Song.”

Orignal manuscripts will be read by John Conelly, Herbert Oster- berg and Pauline Sandholt; Annice McGinley, Mary De Mario and Ber­nice Smith are to he-read revised original material.

Lumberjacks Haven t Time To Go To SchoolBy C. E. B.

Here’s one for Ripley, and be­lieve it or not it’s more truth than poetry: Lumberjacks haven’t time to go to school.

Colleges the world over bemoan the fact that their student bodies

‘ "haven’t time to study.” The an­nals of educational history are chock full with reverberating stor­ies of poor old educators who went to early graves caused by the “haven't time to study” alibi. And many are the teachers left brist­ling with prematurely gray hair and n e r v o u s prostration—the scapegoats to an alibying host of well I-meaning students.

Poor old schoolteachers. Theirs is a hard row to hoe, and many are the eulogies, elegies, and obit­uaries that herald their loyal serv­ices in bold-faced type. Now, for the first time, a lowly student mathematician j u g g l e s figures (taught him by gray-haired pro­fessors) and proves decisively that student alibiers—at least some of them—do have justifiable grounds for sleeping in classes or not even attending.

Figured on a six day week (which is all that should concern a college) there are, at best, only six times 24 or 144 hours in said week. (Even the New Deal could

not give us more than 24 hours to the day).

The average Lumberjack foot­ball player works 21 hours a week, practices football three hours a day five days a week or 15 hours total, and spends three hours o week in the week-end games. He spends nine hours a week taking his meals, six hours a week shav­ing, washing, dressing and un­dressing and four hours a week going to and from classes (that he doesn’t have time to go to).*

Since a football player must sleep, we allow him a measly 48 hours, and have to further cramp his style by allowing him only five

hours a week for campus clubs and organizations. Since it has been decreed that a student shall spend two hours study for every hour carried, our Lumberjacks thus lose 32 more precious hours. Totaling the above we get 143 hours, which leaves our poor pigskin packers only one hour per week for “queen­ing” (a horribly insufficient per­iod) and NO TIME TO ATTEND CLASSES.

The world is looking for a politi­cian whose platform offers us a 30 hour day, but until he arrives Lumberjack alibies for not attend­ing classes will have to stand ap­proved as given.

Roosevelt Is Easy Winner At College

If the nation’s voters follow the trend set by the A. S. T. C. Lumberjacks in their pre­election “straw vote” of last Wednesday, we can look to see Flanklin D. Roosevelt elected for a second term by a sweep­ing landslide in the national election held today.

While a consensus of (Repub­lican) newspapers are spread­ing “political jam” as fast as their progenitors can write it; and while mdd-slinging demi­gods drag democracy through the quagmire of yellow-faced scandal-sheets, the Flagstaff State college student body vot­ed 193 to 66 to return Roose­velt to office.

Of the four presidential canT didates listed on the student ballot, Roosevelt’s 193 votes placed him an easy winner over Landon with 66. Thomas with 4, and Lempke with 2 votes.

In the gubernatorial race the democrats again polled a vic­tory when Stanford received 159 to Campbell’s 91 votes.

PICK OFFICERS FORLOCALPLAN TO END U.S. WARGold And Burkhart Selected

To lead .Qaaipus Anti-war Movement

Chosen to act as co-chairmah, Lawrence Gold and Edgar Burk­hart will lead the local peace nr- ganization in its drive to help keep the United States out of war.

The organization was started Wednesday evening at a meeting held at the ’ Federated church, where all students interested in peace were asked^o attend by Mr. Cassidy, representative of the Emergency Peace campaign or­ganization. Mr. Cassidy addressed the college students in the assem­bly last Wednesday, and lectured to the business and economics stu­dents during the two o’clock class that day.

The locdl organization will a t­tempt to awaken the people of Flagstaff to the possibilities of a war in the near future, and to i n ­cite the interest of local citizens so that political pressure may be brought about from this district.

The purpose of the Emergency Peace campaign is to promote a co-operative nation-wide campaign to keep the United States from going to war and to achieve world peace by strengthening pacific al­ternatives to armed conflict; by bringing about such political and economic changes as are essential to j> just and peaceable world or­der; by recruiting and uniting in a dynamic movement all organiza­tions and individuals who are de­termined not to approve of or par­ticipate in war—unless the United States is invaded, and the war is a defensive one; by acquainting peace-minded people with the pro­gram and policies of the member organizations of the National Peace conference and other peace groups.

AIDS CHICKENS

Ames, la . (ACP)—Prof. Lester Yoder of Iowa State university an­nounces a new vitamin D product to be used for preventing rickets in chickens. Tests on 1200 rats and 700 chicks have proved suc­cessful.

This new product is made from mixed alcohols taken from crude wool fat.

Flagstaff Merchants Donate Prizes And Supplies

To Club

MANY “EVENTSVaudeville, Side Shows, Gaines

Dancing And Food Are In Lineup

A splash of colors A volley of sound Hats off! The Carnival Comes to town.

The whole “shebang”—song­sters, hula-hula 'dancers, vaudevil- lains, side show artists, clowns, ballyhooers, barkers, and hot-dog venders will take the college by storm Saturday evening, Novem­ber 7y when the A. S. T. C. Pep Squad swings open the Ashurst audtorium doors on what purports to be the largest and finest carni­val ever to hit the campus.

With six big vaudeville acts and 15 side shows and booths, this year’s Pep Squad Carnival under the direction of Johnny White and James Williams promises to give the town and Lumberjack amuse­ment seekers a galla evening of entertainment. For those who turn their hand to games of chance, a score of valuable prizes will tempt the sports to vie their skills at small co|t,r Since all money raised on this

occason wll be used to transport the Pep Squad (and possibly part of the band) to the Tempe-Flag- staff game payed there, do(wntown merchants have been asked to con­tribute foodstuffs and merchandise to the sponsors.

Charles Bull, program chairman, has solicited some of the best tal­ent available for the vaudeville acts. Beginning at 7:30 p. m. Saturday night, the acts will be interspersed at regular intervals throughout the evening.

The first act will see William Krause singing cowboy and ballad numbers to his own guitar accom­paniment.

Johnny Herrera, local! famous interpretative dancer, promises to swoon the audience with his ver­sion of a Mae West “Fan Dance.”

For the third act Bull has se­cured one of the liveliest-stepping dance teams in town in the persons of Irma Crump and Lois Dickin­son of the high school. Misses Krump and Dickinson will give their modem interpretation of the famous “Buck and Wing” dance.

“Bricks” Moore and Erma Mer­rill, versatile fcong and dance queens,-will do a song aVid clog number, “Side-Walks of New York,” attired in Gay Nineties cos­tumes.

Henry “King-Kong” Cordes will provide the entertainment for the fifth act when he drags out his ebony-faced accordion. Cordes tickles a mean accordion and is sure to show some of his best form that night.

Dorothy Harrington, talented clog dancer and songstress, will choose her number from a vari­ous list of many things she can do. She may even engage little boy Andrews to assist her in the sixth act.

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SOCIAL CALENDAR Tuesday, November 3

Pine Knots, 108 W. Aspen, 7:30 p. m. — „

W. A. A., Gym, 7 p. m.Thursday, November 5

International Relations Club, 7:30 p. m.

W .A. A., Gym, 7 p. m.Friday, November 6

Football Game—Arizona Fresh vs. Axebabes, Here.

Saturday, November 7Football Game, Texas Mines vs.

Lumberjacks. Here.Carnival, Auditorium, 8:30 p. m.

Sponsored by Pep Squad.