The Three Little Karate Kids and the Big Bad Sensei

Kelli

The Three Little Karate Kids and the Big Bad Sensei

Kelli

Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived three little karate kids. They lived in an open meadow. So every day they went out to play.

One day, their mom yelled across the meadow, “Boys, it’s time for you to leave me and go out and live your lives. Now come pack your stuff !”

“Okay Mom,” they howled. After they packed their stuff, they went out.

The first one found a karate place and went through the front door. The second karate kid went very far until he found a karate place. (It was the same as his brothers, except he went in the side door.)

Finally, the last one went the farthest and still went to the same place as his two brothers. Of course, he went through the back door. So, each of them took separate classes.

One day they went to the Saturday class and saw that they all went to the same place. So they all whispered to each other, “Here he comes!”

But, it wasn’t the nice one that they all had for the class.

“Well, well, well, who have we got here?” he questioned. “Okay fine! You won’t talk,” he said. “So as I was saying... GET TO WORK!!!!!” he demanded.

“We would, but we don’t know what to do,” they mumbled.

“Just do what you learned,” said Sensei.

All they learned was how to meditate. So, that’s what they did. “Um... um... um...um!”

“No, no, no, NO!” the Sensei hollered. “ Do you know front kicks, back kicks, side kicks, jumping front kicks, hook kick, wheel kick, long punch, short punch, middle punch, hook punch and inside outside crescent kick or outside inside crescent kick?”

“We don’t know any of those.” they replied.

“Oh, I see. Well then, I’m going to kill you! All of you!” screamed Sensei.

“Okay what do we do now?” the first one asked.

“How about... call Mom?” the second one said.

“Or at least make walls to protect us,” the third one told them.

So the first one made a wall out of punching bags. So the Sansa came over and said in a nice voice “Karate kid, karate kid, let me come in,” he asked.

“No” yelled the karate kid “Not by the fabric on my karate belt!”

“OK!” he yelled back. “Then I’ll punch and I’ll kick and I’ll make your wall fall!!!!” So he did.

Now when he was doing it, the second karate kid built a wall out of kicking bags. So along came the Sansa. “Karate kid, karate kid, let me come in.”

“No not by the fabric on my karate belt!”

“Ok then, I’ll punch, and I’ll kick, and I’ll make your wall fall!” So he did.

They both ran to the third one’s wall. The third one made the wall out of wood. But, when the Sansa came he didn’t say anything because the last time he did it, he got wood cuts.

So they lived happily ever after.

Copyright © 2012 by Kelli

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Printed in the United States of America

First Printing: May 2012

ISBN-12 345-6-7898765-4-3