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The Surgeon's. Humour at its Best !. BEST PATIENTS !. CLICK TO MOVE SLIDES. FIVE SURGEONS FROM BIG CITIES ARE IN DEEP DISCUSSION AS TO WHO MAKES THE EASIEST PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON !. THE FIRST SURGEON FROM SINGAPORE SAYS…. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation
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FIVE SURGEONS FROM BIG CITIES FIVE SURGEONS FROM BIG CITIES ARE IN DEEP DISCUSSION AS TO ARE IN DEEP DISCUSSION AS TO
WHO MAKES THE EASIEST WHO MAKES THE EASIEST PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON !PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON !
THE FIRST SURGEON FROM SINGAPORE SAYS….THE FIRST SURGEON FROM SINGAPORE SAYS….
“…“….I LIKE TO SEE ACCOUNTANTS ON MY .I LIKE TO SEE ACCOUNTANTS ON MY OPERATING TABLE BECAUSE WHEN YOU OPEN OPERATING TABLE BECAUSE WHEN YOU OPEN THEM UP, EVERYTHING INSIDE IS NUMBERED !”THEM UP, EVERYTHING INSIDE IS NUMBERED !”
THE SECOND SURGEON FROM BANGKOK SAYS….THE SECOND SURGEON FROM BANGKOK SAYS….
“…“….I PREFER ELECTRICIANS ON MY OPERATING .I PREFER ELECTRICIANS ON MY OPERATING TABLE ! EVERYTHING INSIDE IS COLOUR CODED !”TABLE ! EVERYTHING INSIDE IS COLOUR CODED !”
THE THIRD SURGEON FROM BEIJING SAYS….THE THIRD SURGEON FROM BEIJING SAYS….
“…“….I LIKE LIBRARIANS ON MY TABLE BEST .I LIKE LIBRARIANS ON MY TABLE BEST BECAUSE EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM IS IN BECAUSE EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM IS IN
ALPHABETICAL ORDER !”ALPHABETICAL ORDER !”
THE FOURTH SURGEON FROM JAKARTA SAYS….THE FOURTH SURGEON FROM JAKARTA SAYS….
“…“….I PREFER CONSTRUCTION WORKERS; THOSE .I PREFER CONSTRUCTION WORKERS; THOSE GUYS ARE VERY UNDERSTANDING WHEN YOU GUYS ARE VERY UNDERSTANDING WHEN YOU
HAVE A FEW PARTS LEFT OVER !”HAVE A FEW PARTS LEFT OVER !”
THE FIFTH SURGEON FROM KUALA THE FIFTH SURGEON FROM KUALA LUMPUR SHUT THEM ALL UP WHEN LUMPUR SHUT THEM ALL UP WHEN
HE OBSERVED AND REPLIED….HE OBSERVED AND REPLIED….
“…“….YOU GUYS ARE ALL DEFINITELY .YOU GUYS ARE ALL DEFINITELY WRONG!WRONG!
POLITICIANS FROM MALAYSIA’S POLITICIANS FROM MALAYSIA’S UMNO PARTY ARE THE EASIEST TO UMNO PARTY ARE THE EASIEST TO
OPERATE ON!”OPERATE ON!”
“…“…THERE’S NO GUTS….”THERE’S NO GUTS….”
“…“…NO BALLS….”NO BALLS….”
“…“…NO HEART….” NO HEART….”
“…“….NO BRAINS….”.NO BRAINS….”
“…“…NO SPINE….” NO SPINE….”
“…“….BUT BEST OF ALL, I MUST DECLARE…. .BUT BEST OF ALL, I MUST DECLARE….
“…“….NO SKULL….” .NO SKULL….”
“…“….THE HEAD AND THE ARSE ARE .THE HEAD AND THE ARSE ARE INTERCHANGEABLE !” INTERCHANGEABLE !”
