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The sore Bubo
At the very tender age of 16 in standard 6 th ( Age 16 and
standard 6 th ?? That also tender age??The burning question in your
devious minds...anyways) met Sardar. Since that point it is
totallyuncertain who owned him. There had been a story regarding
him in textbooks :
The kiddo sardar ( :-P) had suffered from Bubo (an inflammatory
swelling of a lymph gland) ofthe armpit It was the only established
practice to Break It Open(Cauterize ..Better word). Atthat tender
age without uttering a single word, he applied the hot burning iron
rod and finallygot over with it (Wise people.. It refers to Bubo :
-P)
After reading this story, the beloved teacher asked (with the
killing look as always ) Who wasthe Sardar, you tell dim- head!!!
pointing towards me. With unimaginable confidence theanswer was
Bubo -Buster Doctor!!! and with the same spirit saw frightening
sight of thehopping teacher over table and bursting open all (yet
to be grown) bubos. But topic in hand ispretty different. Its so
happened that Indias (Only ??!!) Iron Man Sardar whose biggest in
theuniverse iconic statue to build as desired by our beloved CM the
KhamanPurush NaMojee.And to help him in his endeavors is (our alon
g with The Hand) the first priority. So appeal forthe donation of
bits and pieces of The Iron is being broadcasted throughout the
TV,Radio,News Paper and FB (in the Ad, he looks like the Cement
and steel dealer..but) mymind considered it very seriously .
Keeping life in danger finally found the rod from old storage
space. The rod in hand( Huh???)and with a grand doubt of Who`s
Sardar is it anyway? made a way till ahmedabad. It was soobserved
that line, one of the biggest in the universe holding the rods in
hand (again controldevils in your mind). So as always started
chanting the NaMo Chalisa :
NaMo NaMo Gyaan Gun Saagara!
Kamal doot tihu loka ujaagara!!
BJP Doot atuleet bal dhama!
Hira Ba soot Naren dar Nama!!
Kesari Baran biraaj subsa!
