The Refraction Issue #2, December 2, 2011

Fully intended to leave you offended.

THE REFRACTIONCyprus (0-2) vs. West (0-

1)Send ‘em to the Poop Deck!

Surprise. Cyprus High School is full of tools, but the Pirates are a special breed. 13 of their 15 varsity players have profile pictures in the bathroom with the camera phone facing straight at the mirror. But it’s not the fact that they all called

each other one night and decided to all do the same thing, it’s the goofy faces they’re making. Parker Russell takes it to the next level, wearing sunglasses in the bathroom. But it begs the question, where do they get the time? I mean really, Magna is legit. It’s full of excitement

#3 Marcus Quig: Favorite band is Nickelback#10 Collin Loutensock: Latest tweet “Looking at these old videos just shows how bad we struggled to score last year! #WeWereHorrible..” #11 Austin Henroid: Imma get thatt paperr,,, then smile for all my haters ayyy :]$$$$

#14 Parker Russell: “When I grow up I'm going to play video games for money, cyprus basketball” What a winner!#15 Jaxon Pettersson: A fan of awkward “t”s and “s”s.#32 Parker Loutensock: His Twitter name is @P_Mouse11. In his, “I’m in the bathroom being myself” Profile Picture, he’s holding a garden gnome. Fitting, he looks like one too.

The Petri Dish: Dirt on the Pirates

ARGGGGGGGHHHH

A Lack of Talent

# Name3 Marcus Quig10 Collin Loutensock11 Austin Henroid11 Tevan Robbins14 Parker Russell15 Jaxon Pettersson20 Parker Boman22 Matt Hepworth23 Connor Squire24 Richard Otero32 Parker Loutensock33 Cameron Neal34 Dominic Hill40 Brayden Nichols42 Joshua Jackson

Pirates: Attack of the Tools

The Hit List