The pharmacist

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A young man enters a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:

Hi, I would like to purchase a condom. My girlfriend invitedme to her place for dinner and I think she wants somethingfrom me.

The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man leaves, he turns to him and says:

You better give me another condom,because my girlfriend’s sister is also very cute.She always crosses her legs seductively when she sees me and I think se also wants something from me.

The pharmacist hands him another condom and as then young man is about to leave, he returns and says:

You better give me another one because my girlfriend’s mom still holds up well and whenever she sees me she insinuates things and I think she also wants something.

At the dinner table, the young man sits on the right hand side of his girlfriend, her sister opposite him and her mother on his right. When the father arrives, the young man lowers his face and starts praying:«Gold, bless this dinner table... Thank You for everything You have given us...!!!»Five minutes go by and the young man is still praying:«Lord we thank You for your kindness…»Ten minutes go by and the young man keeps on praying, his face lowered towards the table.The others look at one another in astonishment, his girlfriend more so than the rest.

She leans and whispers in his ear:

I didn’t know you were that religious!!!

I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!!!

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