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The Ode of the Moderately Competent Twitter Activist
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The Ode of the Moderately-Competent Twitter-Activist
By Justin Escher Alpert
Good morning. Gosh, its early. The kids are still asleep.
Oh, what trouble may I get into this morning?
Open browser. Mail. Control-T. Facebook. Control-T. Twitter. Control-T. News.
Wait a second Coffee. Pod-Cup-Close-Button. Slurp.
Back to News.
Oh, this is interesting. This could change what they were talking about before. I could get in the middle of them. I could determine the outcome. The entire course of the Universe could change because of me.
Control-Shift-Tab.
Party A Party Beeeeee Welcome Meeeee, Party C Now we are three. Hmmn lets see
Have you considered this brilliant point in 144 characters?... And becomes &. in 142 characters?... They will becomes theyll. in 140 Characters? Yes. Re-read. Its good. Tweet.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Look at me! I get done more before sunrise than most people do aaaaall day. Im awesome.
Get fourth cup of coffee. Fourth cup? Really? Already? Howd that happen?!?
Wow. The time really flew. I hear the kids getting up now.
Quickly check Facebook.
Close laptop.
This job doesnt pay me nearly enough.