12
1 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK GARDEN GLORY COMUNITY GARDEN AIMS TO EDUCATE STUDENTS PAGE 3 MAKING MUSIC SINGER-SONGWRITER MEGAN COX TALKS NEW ALBUM PAGE 8 LEAVING A LEGACY RON FRASER DIES AT THE AGE OF 79 PAGE 10 . The Miami Vol. 91, Issue 27 | Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013 HURRICANE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, SINCE 1929 com State initiative values cost over passion As the University of Miami con- tinues to celebrate the Year of the Hu- manities and the Arts, Florida Gov. Rick Scott’s higher education campaign to encourage students to major in science- related fields is currently underway. Gov. Scott has proposed to freeze tuition rates for majors in the science, technology, engineering and mathematics (STEM) fields. This decision, however, would allow the price of humanities ma- jors to rise as tuition prices increase each year. While the plan would be limited to public colleges and universities, this is an- other attempt to push students toward pur- suing STEM careers. At UM, however, a contrasting picture is made. At the start of this academic school year, President Donna E. Shalala called for 2012-2013 to emphasize the humanities through special guest scholars and performers. Leonidas Bachas, dean of the Col- lege of Arts and Sciences, said that such a reform would never occur at UM. “We have a balanced approach to how we see education,” he said. “We try to educate students in creative thinking. A lot of majors cover that.” Other university officials, like Mi- hoko Suzuki, director of UM’s Center for the Humanities, have expressed their dis- content with the reform. Suzuki explained that emphasizing one group of majors over others based on affordability might influence undecided students. Therefore, those who are waver- ing between majors may sacrifice passion and ultimately base their decisions solely on price. “It is very limiting and shortsighted to separate the STEM majors from every- one else,” she said. “At the Center, there is not a division between science and the humanities.” UM continues to emphasize humanities BY DEMI RAFULS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Annual arts festival graces campus with various collections ART IN THE AIR: The 62nd annual Beaux Arts Festival of Art took place Saturday and Sunday in and around the Eaton parking lot. The first festival took place during the spring of 1952. Originally, the festival was called the Clothesline Sale because artwork was hung on a clothesline. When the festival first began, it was meant to expose new artists to the community. Today, proceeds collected from the event help fund the Lowe Art Museum and its programming, acquisitions, improvements and capital campaigns. Visitors looked at Bryon Sutherland’s glass art at his booth near Lake Osceola. Sutherland, who came from Gridley, Calif., came to the festival for the third time this year. Nearly 230 artists were preselected to participate in the festival. PHOTO BRIEF MONICA HERNDON // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR ACADEMICS SEE MAJORS, PAGE 5

The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

Embed Size (px)

DESCRIPTION

The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

Citation preview

Page 1: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

1

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

GARDEN GLORYCOMUNITY GARDEN AIMS TO

EDUCATE STUDENTS PAGE 3

MAKING MUSICSINGER-SONGWRITER MEGAN COX

TALKS NEW ALBUM PAGE 8

LEAVING A LEGACYRON FRASER DIES AT THE AGE OF

79 PAGE 10

.The Miami Vol. 91, Issue 27 | Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013

HURRICANESTUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, SINCE 1929

co

m

State initiative values cost over passion

As the University of Miami con-tinues to celebrate the Year of the Hu-manities and the Arts, Florida Gov. Rick Scott’s higher education campaign to encourage students to major in science-related fields is currently underway.

Gov. Scott has proposed to freeze tuition rates for majors in the science, technology, engineering and mathematics (STEM) fields. This decision, however, would allow the price of humanities ma-

jors to rise as tuition prices increase each year.

While the plan would be limited to public colleges and universities, this is an-other attempt to push students toward pur-suing STEM careers. At UM, however, a contrasting picture is made. At the start of this academic school year, President Donna E. Shalala called for 2012-2013 to emphasize the humanities through special guest scholars and performers.

Leonidas Bachas, dean of the Col-lege of Arts and Sciences, said that such a reform would never occur at UM.

“We have a balanced approach to how we see education,” he said. “We try to educate students in creative thinking. A lot of majors cover that.”

Other university officials, like Mi-hoko Suzuki, director of UM’s Center for the Humanities, have expressed their dis-content with the reform.

Suzuki explained that emphasizing one group of majors over others based on affordability might influence undecided students. Therefore, those who are waver-ing between majors may sacrifice passion and ultimately base their decisions solely on price.

“It is very limiting and shortsighted to separate the STEM majors from every-one else,” she said. “At the Center, there is not a division between science and the humanities.”

UM continues to emphasize humanitiesBY DEMI RAFULS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

Annual arts festival graces campus with various collections ART IN THE AIR: The 62nd annual Beaux Arts Festival of Art took place Saturday and Sunday in and around the Eaton parking lot.

The fi rst festival took place during the spring of 1952. Originally, the festival was called the Clothesline Sale because artwork was hung on a clothesline.

When the festival fi rst began, it was meant to expose new artists to the community. Today, proceeds collected from the event help fund the Lowe Art Museum and its programming, acquisitions, improvements and capital campaigns.

Visitors looked at Bryon Sutherland’s glass art at his booth near Lake Osceola. Sutherland, who came from Gridley, Calif., came to the festival for the third time this year. Nearly 230 artists were preselected to participate in the festival.

PHOTO BRIEF

MONICA HERNDON // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR

ACADEMICS

SEE MAJORS, PAGE 5

Page 2: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

2

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

2 NEWS THE MIAMI HURRICANE Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013

Check out what’s

exclusively

available at TheMiamiHurricane.

com.

Did you miss the Beaux Arts Festival of Art on campus? Check out the online slideshow.

Have you or someone you know been recently aff ected by the fl u? Take the poll online at themiamihurricane.com.

Want to celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.? Check out Amanda Pena’s story about the events that the United Black Students Association is hosting this week.

Interested in reading what fellow students have to say about current events? Check out the blogs page online.

Have a question for V? Ask at [email protected].

@MiamiHurricane@Dear_V@TMH_Photo@TMH_Sports

facebook.com/themiamihurricane

FACEBOOK PAGE

TWITTER ACCOUNTS

CRICKEY: Freshman Kriselle Jimenez poses with a young alligator outside Hecht. On Friday night, Student Government hosted the fi rst Spring Kickoff at the Hecht-Stanford bridge. The event featured live music, free food, carnival acts, and animals including snakes, alligators and kangaroos.

PHOTO BRIEF

NICK RODRIGUEZ // CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER

Student Government kicks off semester

Election Day proposal rejected STUDENT GOVERNMENT

Faith Desautels, Student Government (SG) senator for Eaton Residential College, was not able to volunteer as a poll watcher during Election Day last semester.

“I had to choose between studying for exams and being in the poll lines,” said De-sautels, who also serves as SG’s vice chair for the public relations committee.

The experience prompted Desautels to partner with Tyler Franz, an SG senior class senator, and write a bill that would give stu-dents more f lexibility to vote and partici-pate on Election Day.

“It didn’t make sense to have tests that day,” said Franz, who also serves as the vice chair for the university affairs committee. “The University of Miami, as a national, leading college, should be encouraging its students to be politically active.”

They drafted the bill on the night of Election Day to be ready to present it to the SG Senate. The initiative would have lim-ited professors from issuing exams on presi-dential and mid-term elections.

SG approved the bill, and it was later sent to Vice President for Student Affairs Patricia Whitely.

Over winter break, however, Whitely vetoed the bill.

“It is simply too early in the academic calendar cycle to even consider it for 2016,” she said.

Had Whitely approved the bill, though, it would have then been sent to the Faculty Senate for final approval.

SG President Nawara Alawa met with Whitely to discuss the decision. Alawa agrees with Whitely that the bill should be considered near the next presidential elec-tion in 2016 because changes in administra-tion can occur.

“Dr. Whitely discussed the matter with me, and we came to the agreement that with a bill like this, it is more effec-tive when passed in a specific time frame,”

Alawa said. “We don’t know who is going to be leading campus administration in four years, and whether they will even be aware that the bill was passed.”

The bill will be proposed again in 2015 to ensure that “changes could be imple-mented for the next election more smooth-ly,” Alawa said.

Desautels and Franz are not the first to propose an Election Day bill.

In 2008, Colleen Clark, a junior at the University of Virginia, created an online petition that advocated for leniency from professors if students miss class to vote, according to an article reported by Inside Higher Ed, a daily online publication based in Washington, D.C. that specializes in higher education topics. Currently, UVA does not have a policy on classes during Election Day.

Other universities in Florida, such as Florida International University, Univer-sity of Florida and Florida State University, did not cancel classes for Election Day and have no confirmed policies about profes-sors’ leniency on Election Day.

Test-limiting bill pushed for review in 2015BY ALEXANDER GONZALEZ| ASSISTANT EDITORSTEPHANIE PARRA| NEWS EDITOR

Page 3: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

3

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NEWS 3

Garden raises awareness about sustainabilityCAMPUS LIFE

Take a stroll between the Hecht tow-ers and architecture building 48, and you will come across a garden — appropriately painted green and orange with two raised L-shaped beds that form a U.

This CommUnity Garden is the brain-child of a group of architecture and eco-system science and policy students who dreamed of implementing sustainable, or-ganic gardening at UM back in 2009.

“I couldn’t believe how lucky I was to be at UM, and I wanted to make sure I left the place better than I found it,” said Mi-chael Schoor, a UM alumnus who was one of the driving forces behind the garden.

The students initially envisioned rooftop gardens. When it didn’t pan out, they settled for a small plot allotted by the School of Architecture – at ground level – and commenced a study on the behavior of sunlight and shadows in the area.

On Hurricanes Help the Hometown Day in October 2009, the students buck-led down and installed the garden, using mostly donated materials.

“It was one of the most amazing days,” said Naomi Ross, a UM alumnus who now works in the Office of Civic and Community Engagement.

The garden now hosts a variety of plants and vegetables, from mint and basil to flourishing carrots and freshly forming tomatoes. Winter break, however, has left

the garden largely unattended.“This shouldn’t be here,” Ross said as

she pulled out the shoots of a tree. “It’s not doing so well. We want to see it last and become what we envisioned it to be. We don’t want to see it go by the wayside.”

According to Athena Jones, a fresh-

man majoring in environmental engineer-ing and ecosystem science and policy, there are many reasons to keep the garden going and growing.

For one, Jones believes participants gain awareness of the work that transpires before vegetables magically materialize on grocery store shelves.

“It gets people more connected with their food,” she said.

Leaders of the garden share a senti-ment that it should create a sense of com-munity and serve as a place to “get a little dirty and have a ton of fun,” Ross said.

Jones said that short-term goals in-clude revamping and replanting by Febru-ary, as well as executing more organized and structured programming.

For now, their sights are set on per-fecting what they already have in time for a campus visit by renowned urban farmer and UM alumnus Will Allen in March. He will be delivering a lecture on “Growing the Good Food Revolution,” and is ad-mired by many of those involved with the garden.

Students, faculty and families living on campus have all helped with the gar-den, but it is primarily cared for by a small group of dedicated students who have sev-eral ideas when it comes to their vision for the garden.

The garden remains in the humble beginning stages of what these students hope for, with tomatoes in need of trel-lises and wood that could use a fresh coat of paint. But Jones dreams of a “sanctuary that makes you forget you are in the city,” where students can walk up and down a row of beds and pick fruits and vegetables.

Ross would like to see school groups and classes connecting to the garden. Her other ideas include yoga by the garden, potlucks to “eat what you worked on,” rentable plots, regular lectures by local gar-dening experts and vibrant signs to mark its location.

“I know that something is going to come out of this, and I can’t wait to see it happen,” Ross said.

Students plan on revamping plot BY RIANNA HIDALGOSTAFF WRITER

A WALK IN THE GARDEN: Ageratum, a decorative plant, grows in one corner of the CommUnity garden. The garden also has basil, carrots, tomatoes and mint.

CHARLOTTE CUSHING // CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER

GROWING GREEN: The CommUnity Garden is located between Hecht Residential College and the School of Architecture. The garden now hosts a variety of plants and vegetables, from mint and basil to carrots and tomatoes. The garden was installed in October 2009.

MONICA HERNDON // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR

FOR MORE INFORMATION

WHAT: CommUnity Garden

WHERE: Located between Hecht residential towers and architecture building 48

For more information, visit the group’s Facebook page at facebook.com/pages/CommUnity-Garden/151928974836290?fref=ts.

Page 4: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

4

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

4 NEWS THE MIAMI HURRICANE Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013

NEWS BRIEFS

STUDY ABROADStudents interested in studying abroad in Lon-don during the fall 2013 semester can attend an information session in the Toppel Career Center Library from 2 to 3 p.m. Thursday. Stu-dents of all majors are welcome to learn about the current UM programs in London as well as new developments. To RSVP for the event, or for more information, email [email protected] or call 305-284-3434.

SUPREME COURTSonia Sotomayor, associate justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, will visit the BankUnited Cen-ter on Feb. 1. The event is a discussion with Justice Sotomayor led by UM President Donna E. Shalala. Sotomayor is the first Hispanic and third woman appointed to the Supreme Court. Doors will open at 5:30 p.m., and the event will begin at 6 p.m. Tickets for this special event are free and required for entry. They can be picked up beginning at 8:30 a.m Wednes-day at the UC ticket window. Tickets for under-graduate, law and graduate students on the Coral Gables campus will be distributed on a first-come, first-served basis. The ticket window is open from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Monday through Friday.

CAREERSThe Toppel Career Center’s Employer Practice Interview and Critique (EPIC) program will take place all day on Feb. 6. Students can have their resumes critiqued or conduct a mock interview with an actual employer. There are no walk-in appointments for this event; reservations with the companies should be made at hireacane.com. After logging in, click on job postings and search for the keyword “EPIC.” Students who do not have a resume in the system but still want to participate must email [email protected]. Business attire is required.

PHILADTHROPYSouth Florida nonprofits seeking help with ad-vertising and creative services can apply for free assistance during the School of Commu-nication’s fourth annual “PhilADthropy” event on Feb. 8 and 9. Advertising, public relations and film students, guided by faculty members, alumni and agency professionals, work with local nonprofits to develop and deliver adver-tising and other promotional materials. The deadline to apply is Tuesday. To apply and for more information, visit philADthropy.com. To watch a video of the event, visit youtube.com/watch?v=Vcjl9E0iCRA.

WRITING RECEPTIONThe University of Miami Alumni Association is hosting the Careers in Journalism and Writing Reception featuring a discussion with award-winning journalist and author Brian Bandell, who graduated from UM with a bachelor of science in communication in 2002. The event will take place 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. Feb. 11 at the Newman Alumni Center on San Amaro Drive. Bandell, who is a reporter for the South Florida Business Journal, will share about his experiences and keys to success as a writer. Bandell has won awards from the Florida Press Club, been recognized by the Society of Profes-sional Journalists, and recently published the novel “Mute.” The event is free and open to the public.

BLACK AWARENESSUnited Black Students and the Office of Mul-ticultural Student Affairs will be hosting Black Awareness Month 2013 activities this Febru-ary. The opening ceremonies will be held at 7 p.m. Feb. 4 in the Wesley Art Gallery. For more information and a complete list of events, visit miami.edu/msa.

LUNCH AND LEARNDr. Gillian Hotz, research associate professor in the Department of Neurological Surgery, will be speaking at a lunch-and-learn information session about the long-term effects of a con-cussion. Hotz will discuss the symptoms, test-ing and treatment of a concussion at a lunch and learn event at noon on Jan. 31 in the Well-ness Center classrooms. Attendees must bring their own lunch or may purchase a healthy lunch at the Wellness Center Courtside Eatery. For more information, email Connie Nickel at [email protected].

ALUMNI LEADERSStudents can now apply to be an alumni am-bassador and join a group of volunteer student leaders who work with the University of Miami Alumni Association. Members have the oppor-tunity to network with UM alumni and promote the tradition of annual giving and involvement among the students at UM. For more informa-tion, or to apply, visit miami.edu/saa.journalist lecture.

Lyssa Goldberg may be contacted at [email protected].

TECHNOLOGY

Vital apps for the spring semester

ITUNES UAccess complete courses offered by leading universities in a wide array of subjects, from biology to Spanish. See assignments from your instruc-tor, highlight text in iBooks, and play audio and video lectures.

GOOGLE DRIVEGoogle Drive gives you 5 GB of free space to store and share documents, spreadsheets, photos, music and other files.

GRE BY DICTIONARY.COMStudents who are stressed out about taking the GRE can memorize the most common vocabulary words by playing games focused on word meanings, antonyms and sentence completion.

GOOGLE TRANSLATETranslate words and phrases between more than 60 languages. The applica-tion allows you to speak the text and hear the translations spoken aloud.

FLIPBOARDStay up-to-date on the latest news, but only the news you want to know about. Flipboard is like a personal-ized news magazine with links being shared across the Internet, based on the topics that interest you most.

QUIZLETMake mobile f lash cards or access millions of pre-made flash cards in Quizlet’s database.

Classes have started, textbooks have been purchased and it is now time to download applications to get through the spring semester. These applications can make accessing documents, learning foreign languages and studying much easier.

ICONS FROM RESPECTIVE IPHONE APPLICATIONS

ACADEMICS

IMPORTANT SEMESTER DATESThe semester is just underway, and there are several important dates to keep in mind for class registration, dropping and adding classes, and graduation.

WEDNESDAY:Last day to add a course.

WEDNESDAY, JAN. 30:Last day to drop a course

without receiving a “W” grade.

MONDAY, FEB. 25: Academic alerts sent out.

FRIDAY, MARCH 8: Last day to apply for gradua-

tion, have your name included in the Commencement Book, and order your cap and gown.

SAT. – SUN., MARCH 9 – 17:Spring Break - No classes.

MONDAY, MARCH. 25: Registration appointments

for the 2013 spring semester are available on myUM.

FRIDAY, MARCH 29: Last day to drop a course for

the 2012 fall semester.

MONDAY, APR. 8: Online registration begins

for the 2012 summer and fall semesters.

WED. – WED., MAY 1 – 8:Final exams period.

THURS. – FRI., MAY 9 – 10:Spring commencement exer-

cises.

Academic calendars, including the final exam schedule, can be found at miami.edu/index.php/registrar.

SOURCE: OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR

Page 5: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

5

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NEWS 5

If the campaign is enacted, tuition rates for those studying humanities and other majors will rise. In contrast, accord-ing to an article reported by Time Maga-zine on Jan. 3, the cost of STEM majors is actually more expensive than other majors.

In other words, nonscience majors will be the ones paying for the difference in tuition, with the inclusion of labs, equip-ment and research funding.

“Gov. Rick Scott’s plan doesn’t reflect the true cost of majors,” Bachas said. “It’s actually reversed. STEM programs cost more.”

According to the same article in Time Magazine, the University of Texas at Aus-tin has been administering tuition based on the type of major each student chooses since 2004. The school charges different rates based on majors because STEM pro-grams are more costly. At the same time, jobs in the STEM fields generally pay more, when compared to those in the hu-manities.

For instance, engineering students at the University of Texas at Austin pay $5,107 per semester, while liberal arts ma-jors pay $4,673.

“STEM graduates make more mon-ey,” said sophomore Christina Gillam, who is majoring in Spanish. “So humani-ties would pay more tuition to be more in debt. It’s unfair.”

Suzuki feels it will ultimately cost both the state and the students more mon-ey than it will save.

“What if they major in STEM and then fail? They’ll need extra time to fin-ish,” Suzuki said. “The longer they go, the more it costs the tax payers and resources of the state and university.”

Under this proposition, students who would want to switch from a STEM major to any other discipline would then have to pay different amounts of tuition. Changing majors would then affect students’ finan-cial awards, including scholarships and fi-nancial aid.

Haylie Schroeder, a senior majoring in nursing, predicts that this will cause a hassle.

“It would be an administrative night-mare if students move majors, if they find out science isn’t their niche,” she said. “Tuition should just remain equal.”

Suzuki said there are advantages of re-

ceiving a well-rounded education.“For doctors, humanities majors can

help with ethics, dealing with the people, not just the science diagnoses,” she said. “People are worried about how much they

are going to make when they leave college. University should be about how much you’re going to contribute to society.”

Alexander Gonzalez contributed to this report.

We’ll show you oursif you show us yours.

Don’t be left in the dark. Get the facts about STDs.

FACT: 2 OUT OF EVERY 3 REPORTED STD CASES IN FLORIDA WERE UNDER THE AGE OF 25.

www.floridastd.com

MAJORS FROM PAGE 1

Humanities majors might suffer tuition increase

45%

2004

$100

Today some 45 percent of large public research universities differentiate their pricing this way.

Similarly, a June study from Hanover Research found that for every $100 increase in tuition, enrollment decreased by .5 to 1 percent.

At the University of Texas at Austin, which started charging different tuition rates in 2004, engineering students pay $5,107 each semester, while liberal arts majors pay $4,673.

GRAPHIC BY ALI FISHMANSOURCES: TIME MAGAZINE. COLLEGE BOARD

READ MORE ABOUT THE PROPOSITION IN OUR STAFF

EDITORIAL ON PAGE 6.

Page 6: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

6

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

6 OPINION THE MIAMI HURRICANE Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013

UP!speak

What would you have done on your last day on

Earth?

STEPHANIE SIMEONSOPHOMORE

“I would hang out individually with the people I love the

most and do the one thing I have always wanted to do

with them.”

LAURA SARMIENTOJUNIOR

“I suppose I would purchase a spaceship and move to the

moon with my loved ones.”

JONATHAN BULGINISENIOR

“I would have a massive party in a pool of chocolate

pudding and then have lunch with my family, ride a hot-air balloon, and fi nish the day watching the fi refl ies with my special someone and

right before the end, I would whisper, “I’ll love you, now

and forever, until the end of time, for all the days I did and all the days that time will not

let us have. Forever.”

Speak Up answers are edited for clarity, brevity and accuracy.

Check out video Speak Ups at themiamihurricane.com.

compiled byDaniel Cepero

STAFF EDITORIAL

I’m on a quest to find someone who could accurately explain to me, in just one sentence, what

the word “shufflin’” exactly means. I’ll gladly award them a whopping $1 for their definition.

Why lyricists, singers, musi-cians and the rest of the humans involved in the lyric-writing process feel the urge to sacrifice grammar for the sake of a beat or two is a fact of life I’ll never be able to fully grasp.

I’ll admit I’m not an expert on anything relating to music, so I’ll offer my apologies in advance if I make an ignorant misjudgment. I offer my opinion as a person with ears who has the ability to listen to lyrics on the radio that honestly, half the time, don’t really make sense.

I’m not going to keep hating on LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem” though. It’s one of my jams. But take Tay-lor Swift’s award-winning melody, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” In 2012, Rolling Stone dubbed the song the second best of the year. More surprisingly,

the song received a Grammy nomination for Record of the Year. Maybe I just don’t understand the depths be-hind Tay-Tay’s lyrics but the song is a mere repetition of the same words ... like, over and over and over again.

I understand lyricists may sometimes need to abbre-viate words in order for them to fit in with the beats, but lately, I think the industry is overdoing it. I mean, imag-ine if I abbreviated words in this column just so they’d fit within this page? I work with the designers to make my columns fit and vice-versa. So, music industry, follow suit. Go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.

And, though sometimes songs like Taylor’s make me never ever ever ever want to turn the radio on again, I still believe in the future of music and its beauty.

If you don’t have anything grammatically correct to sing, then don’t sing anything at all. Maybe I should call Kanye and ask for help boo-ing Tay-Tay off the stage ... but then again Kanye’s not the best man to emulate when it comes to songwriting.

Stephanie Parra is a junior majoring in journalism and political science.

STEPHANIE PARRANEWS EDITOR

Don’t make grammar the backup vocals

Study what you love, not what’s cheaperChoosing a major should be

easy: You find your passion and you pursue it. The price of a de-gree should be secondary, if even a thought at all.

But for prospective students looking to attend a public uni-versity in Florida, they are faced with a tough decision because of Gov. Rick Scott’s campaign, which encourages students to pursue a STEM major – science, technology, engineering or math.

Since 2011, Scott has advo-cated for state colleges to steer their students away from liberal arts. He believes that freezing tu-ition rates for STEM majors will give students the incentive to pur-sue a degree in these fields.

“If I’m going to take money from a citizen to put into educa-tion then I’m going to take that money to create jobs,” Scott said. “So I want that money to go to degrees where people can get jobs in this state.”

Fortunately, this does not

affect private institutions and at the University of Miami, the Year of the Humanities is under-way.

Scott’s mentality poses a dis-turbing thought: Should students put their dreams on hold in order to pursue a degree that costs less and pays more in the long run?

Liberal arts degrees teach practical skills that are necessary for the real world. They focus on the most vital component to suc-cess: communication skills.

Every major has a purpose and making one degree more ex-pensive than the other sends the wrong message. We have been instilled with the philosophy that if you love what you do, you will never work a day in your life. But what happens when you don’t do what you love? Misery isn’t a bet-ter alternative.

For students pursuing a STEM major, a job after gradua-tion is not guaranteed. If they do land a job, they will most likely

have a decent starting salary. But who is to say that liberal arts majors won’t?

Scott’s reasoning behind freezing tuition for STEM ma-jors is due to higher employment rates. He said jobs for STEM ma-jors are “on the rise” and needed more than liberal arts majors.

If STEM majors are more likely to get hired, then their tu-ition should cost more. But, that isn’t fair either. Students should not be influenced by factors such as tuition when choosing a ma-jor. The fair thing to do is keep tuition equal among all majors.

Maya Angelou once said, “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do and liking how you do it.” Do not allow price to dic-tate your passion.

Pursue your dreams and the money will come.

Editorials represent the majority view of The Miami Hurricane editorial board.

So, music industry, follow suit. Go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.

Stephanie Parra,News Editor

“”OPINION

The MiamiHURRICANE

The Miami Hurricane is published semi-weekly during the regular academic year and is edited and produced by undergraduate students at the University of Miami. The publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of advertisers or the university’s trustees, faculty or administration. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of The Hurricane’s Editorial Board. Commentaries, letters and cartoons represent only the views of their respective authors. The newsroom and business offi ce of The Hurricane are located in the Norman A. Whitten University Center, Room 221.

LETTER POLICYThe Miami Hurricane encourages all readers to voice their opinions on issues related to the university or in response to any report published in The Hurricane. Letters to the editor may be submitted typed or handwritten (please make your handwriting legible) to the Whitten University Center, Room 221, or mailed to P.O. Box 248132, Coral Gables, FL, 33124-6922. Letters, with a suggested length of 300 words, must be signed and include a copy of your student ID card, phone number and year in school.

ADVERTISING POLICYThe Miami Hurricane’s business offi ce is located at 1306 Stanford Drive, Norman A. Whitten University Center, Room 221B, Coral Gables, FL 33124-6922. The Miami Hurricane is published on Mondays and Thursdays during the university’s fall and spring academic terms. Newspapers are distributed free of charge on the Coral Gables campus, the School of Medicine and at several off -campus locations.

DEADLINESAll ads must be received, cash with copy, in The Miami Hurricane business offi ce, Whitten University Center, Room 221B, by noon Tuesday for Thursday’s issue and by noon Friday for the Monday issue.

SUBSCRIPTIONSThe Miami Hurricane is available for subscription at the rate of $50 per year.

AFFILIATIONSThe Miami Hurricane is a member of the Associated Collegiate Press, Columbia Scholastic Press Assoc. and Florida College Press Assoc.

Founded 1929 An Associated Collegiate Press Hall of Fame Newspaper

NEWSROOM: 305-284-2016BUSINESS OFFICE: 305-284-4401FAX: 305-284-4404

For advertising rates call305-284-4401 or fax 305-284-4404.

©2013 University of Miami

To reach a member of the staff visit themiamihurricane.com’s contact page.

EDITOR-IN-CHIEFDemi Rafuls

ART DIRECTORMariah Price

PHOTO EDITORCayla Nimmo

ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITORMonica Herndon

NEWS EDITORStephanie Parra

OPINION EDITORElizabeth De Armas

EDGE EDITORMargaux Herrera

SPORTS EDITORErnesto Suarez

ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITORSpencer Dandes

ASSISTANT EDITORSLyssa GoldbergAlexander Gonzalez

COPY CHIEFNicky Diaz

COPY EDITORSJordan CoyneErika GlassAshley Martinez

BUSINESS MANAGERTara Kleppinger

ACCOUNT REP Kristyna Fong

ADVERTISING EDITORDemi Rafuls

MULTIMEDIA EDITORDaniel Cepero

ONLINE EDITOR Alysha Khan

DESIGNERS Ali Fishman Carlos MellaAmilynn Soto

SOCIAL MEDIA EDITOR Rob Finn

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANTIsabel Vichot

FACULTY ADVISER Bob Radziewicz

FINANCIAL ADVISER Robert DuBord

Page 7: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

7

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013 THE MIAMI HURRICANE OPINION 7

To the exchange students, transfer students and members of the class of

2016 that are just joining us, welcome to the University of Miami!

Choosing Miami was a great decision. You may be feeling lost or a little over-whelmed because it seems like everyone else already has UM all figured out.

I will admit, it’s difficult starting school in the spring, but there are ways to make your transition to university life easier.

Hopefully, you took orientation seriously and paid attention, or at least kept the information that they gave you because orientation can help you get your bearings these first few weeks. If you didn’t pay attention, don’t panic because it’s not the end of the world.

One way to make your transition easier, espe-cially if you are a freshman, is getting to know the people on your floor or at least just your neighbors. It’s good to get to know the people that you are liv-ing with and around because you never know who will end up becoming your new best friend. Also, it makes it less awkward in the common areas when everyone knows each other.

At UM, we also have a lot of student organiza-tions. You can find out about all the organizations on campus by visiting orgsync.com. If you’re look-ing for something to do or just a place to sit down and kill time, try the University Center. There are different organizations and sometimes recruiters ta-bling in the UC Breezeway or out on the Rock. It’s just another way to see what UM has to offer.

If you need to work, or just want to work, you can find job listings on MyUM under the life at UM tab. You can also go to the Office of Student Em-ployment and speak with someone there. There are both work study jobs and student assistant jobs. In most cases, if you want a job on campus you’ll be able to find one.

If at any time you are feeling overwhelmed and unable to cope with the transition from high school to college, or the culture shock, don’t be afraid to reach out to your RA. RAs are here to help make sure that you have as smooth of a transition as pos-sible. If you don’t want to talk with your RA, we have a counseling center located on campus. They keep everything you tell them confidential.

Your college experience is what you make it. UM has a lot to offer but it’s up to you to take ad-vantage of it. Whether you are a freshman, inter-national or transfer student, make the most of your time here. Get involved and make sure that you get your school work done because that is a priority, but don’t forget to have fun too.

Taylor Duckett is a sophomore majoring in economics.

A s I get back into my college routine for the onset of the spring semester, I cannot help

but ref lect back on what a great holiday break I had. The beaming Christmas trees, cheerful holiday tunes, bountiful gustatory goodies, family and friends are all linchpins for a great holiday experience.

However, what I was able to learn during the break transcended these elements and gave me a deep-

er understanding of what it actually means to be home for the holidays.

Pre-Christmas

I’m clicking away on Amazon, trying to put myself in my gift recipients’ shoes. What would they like for Christmas? Yes, I’m calculating the shipping and de-livery times because I may have procrastinated a bit on my holiday shopping. Yes, they will arrive just before Dec. 25, so I have time to wrap my gifts in my snow-man wrapping paper. Thank God and the U.S. Postal Service.

This beneficence associated with Christmas is the time where you can express your gratitude to those who care about you. Appreciate the joy you bring about and

receive with your kind act of giving.

Christmas

My family and I gather around the tree Christmas morning, each one of us kids at heart. The excitement develops as I spot the presents that spent the night be-neath the tree. My fingers fiddle while I open the gift. My smile f lashes, staring at my present. When I look up, I see that I am not the only one smiling in delight. We all are.

My mother says it best, “Christmas is a time of year to appreciate not what’s under the tree, but to ap-preciate who is around it.”

New Year

The hors d’oeuvres are ready, and the TV is set to watch Ryan Seacrest ring in the New Year from Times Square. Taylor Swift performs live on the program. I think back to the amazing memories formed and great people that I have met this past year. The countdown begins. Oh boy, here goes another year.

The New Year is great to start fresh and learn from the mistakes experienced the year before. We all have been given a new beginning.

Ladies and gentlemen, happy 2013!

Raymond La is a sophomore majoring in microbiology.

TAYLOR DUCKETTSENIOR COLUMNIST

RAYMOND LACONTRIBUTING COLUMNIST

Adjusting to new school doesn’t have to be hard

Christmas, New Year offer fresh start

What are you looking forward to most this

semester?

POLL RESULTS

Total voters: 45

spring break

classes

graduation

miami music week

canes carnival

36%

27%

24%

11%

2%

Have you or anyone you know been affected by the flu? Take our poll at themiamihurricane.com.

Page 8: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

8

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

8 EDGE THE MIAMI HURRICANE Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013

While touring with musical theater company Starkid and singer Charlene Kaye, singer-songwriter Megan Cox worked on her debut album, “W.” Thanks to the Inter-net, Cox’s music was met with ex-citement by fans around the world instead of just her local New York crowd.

“W,” which dropped Jan. 8, has a warm sound and is a wel-come change from overplayed Top 40 music. Cox not only sings on the album, but also composed the lyr-ics, arrangements and played instru-ments.

The Miami Hurricane got a chance to talk to Cox about the meaning of “W,” touring with Starkid and the support from her fanbase.

The Miami Hurricane: Why did you name the album “W?”

Megan Cox: W is a lyric in the song “Atlas.” It’s a physi-cal symbol of the shape your body makes when you’re holding some-one. I thought it was very fitting because the whole album is very personal, and I didn’t want to hold back anything of myself.

TMH: What musicians are you

influenced by?MC: My main inspirations

have been Bon Iver and Sufjan Stevens because of their layering. Stevens does a ton of instrumental layering. It’s not always perfect, almost amateur sounding in the playing. I think that that texture is really beautiful.

TMH: How do you write mu-sic?

MC: Generally I start with an idea. Normally there’s some-thing that’s kind of nagging me, a feeling, an experience. Something kind of has to bottle up for a while ... I do a lot of free writing in my journal. Then a key word or phrase or something really poetic ... will hop out of that. It starts verbally before it goes into the music a lot of times.

TMH: How did you meet Char-lene Kaye, and what was it like tour-ing with her and Starkid?

MC: I met Charlene through a mutual friend who was playing key-board for her at the time. Touring with the whole crew is pretty amaz-ing. They’re extremely, extremely warm people and I never felt like an outsider, which says a lot. I met them the day before the Ann Arbor Space Tour. I thought, “I’m about to get on a bus with 20 people I don’t

know,” but they were so welcoming and so warm and so ready to just make me a part of their family. And they’ve been huge supporters of my music. Touring with them has been so much fun. They’re extremely high energy. I almost feel like the energy they have on stage is nothing compared to everything else.

TMH: How has touring with Starkid affected your career?

MC: It has been extremely helpful in terms of exposure for my music. I know that I would have had a lot of people excited and willing

to listen just from meeting people in the New York scene. But I got a tweet from some girl in Australia, because it was the 8th there, saying that she had bought the album. That certainly would never have hap-pened without Starkid. They’re such a passionate fanbase. It’s so amaz-ing to me that they’re so young and yet so supportive. Like, my friends don’t even buy my record ... It’s a lot of fun to be a part of and to see that community helping each other and supporting each other. We couldn’t exist, Starkid couldn’t exist without

the fandom. It’s a great symbiotic relationship.

TMH: Besides the five-week tour coming up with Charlene Kaye, do you have any other plans for this year?

MC: There may be another tour in the works for the summer, and I’m going to try to do a music video for “Knee Deep.”

For the full version of the interview and a review of the album, visit themiamihurricane.com. For more information, visit megancoxmusic.com.

BY MARGAUX HERRERAEDGE EDITOR

KNEE DEEP IN MUSIC: Aft er touring with Starkid and Charlene Kaye, singer-songwriter Megan Cox dropped her debut album, “W,” on Jan. 8. She will soon join Kaye on a fi ve-week tour.

COURTESY SHERVIN LAINEZ

Page 9: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

9

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013 THE MIAMI HURRICANE EDGE 9

FACULTY PROFILE

Frost dean nominated for Grammy

Pianist, arranger and composer Shelton G. Berg - who is also the dean of the Frost School of Music - was recently nominated for a Gram-my Award.

Berg was nominated for his ar-rangement of “Out There” on Lor-raine Feather’s album “Tales of the Unusual” (Jazzed Media) in the Best Instrumental Arrangement Accom-panying Vocalist(s) category.

Other musicians nominated for the award include Esperanza Spalding, Vince Mendoza and Nan Schwartz.

“The old cliche is true – whether I win or not, it is a great honor to be nominated. The nomination is an af-firmation of my work from my peers in the industry, and I am very grate-ful to receive it,” Berg said.

Berg and Feather are frequent musical collaborators and co-wrote the song that earned him the nomi-nation.

“Lorraine often picks offbeat subjects for her songs ... ‘Out There’

is about ‘The X-Files,’ and it is a very quirky song. The arrangement I wrote is intended to set the mood of that show and its character,” Berg said.

Sophomore Emily Minkow, a music therapy major, sees Berg as an inspiration to all Frost students and a reminder that their dreams are within reach.

Berg’s musical career began at the age of 5, when his parents sent him to the Cleveland Institute of Music to take part in a program for gifted young musicians.

By the age of 12, he was already playing and writing music profes-sionally.

Berg paid his way through school at the University of Hous-ton by playing in a college band six nights a week.

“I wrote the arrangements for that group, which was great train-ing,” Berg said about his time with the band.

In addition to Berg’s commit-ment to higher education for the past 30 years at the University of South-ern California and University of Mi-

ami, Berg has continued to work in the music industry by performing globally, arranging and orchestrating for pop and jazz stars.

He has also composed and ar-ranged music for both film and tele-vision.

His most recent project has been arranging and co-producing a new album with Gloria Estefan of Sony International in addition to the Shelly Berg Trio, consisting of Shelly Berg, Gregg Field and Chuck Berg-hofer.

The trio is recording an all-Ger-shwin album with the Royal Philhar-monic Orchestra and Jose Serebrier as conductor, according to the Uni-versity of Miami website.

Sophomore Mateja Kalajian, a violin performance major, hopes that the nomination will attract more students to Frost.

“He is very inspiring and a well-rounded musician,” Kalajian said.

The winner will be announced at the 55th Grammy Awards held in Los Angeles on Feb. 10 and hosted by LL Cool J. The award show will be broadcast live on CBS at 8 p.m.

BY REBECCA COHENCONTRIBUTING EDGE WRITER

Classic cars crowd the streetsBLASTING BACK IN TIME: Passers-by check out their refl ection on the side of a classic Volkswagen (VW) model on display at Sunday’s VolksBlast.

VolksBlast, a VW show to raise funds for local charities, fi rst came to Miami in 1998. This was the second VolksBlast in four years, aft er a brief discontinuation due to diminishing interests.

Families fl ocked to South Miami to see around 100 classic VW vehicles on the road behind The Shops at Sunset Place.

Most of the cars were for show but some were for sale to raise funds for diff erent local charities, including Habitat for Humanity.

PHOTO BRIEF

CAYLA NIMMO // PHOTO EDITOR

NOMINATED: Dean Shelton G. Berg was nominated for a Grammy Award for his arrangement of “Out There.”

COURTESY OF SHELLYBERG.COM

Page 10: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

10

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

10 SPORTS THE MIAMI HURRICANE Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013

SPORTSFOOTBALL UPDATE: Miami off ensive coordinator Jedd Fisch has left the school and accepted the same position with the NFL’s

Jacksonville Jaguars. Fisch, who previously worked for the Seattle Seahawks, took over the Hurricanes’ off ense for Mark

Whipple in 2011.

Ron Fraser, the former Miami coach who was dubbed “the wizard of college baseball,” passed away Sunday morning. He was 79.

Fraser, who coached the Hurricanes for 30 years between 1963-1992 and compiled a record of 1,271-438-9, battled Alzheim-er’s disease after receiving the di-agnosis two years ago.

He was inducted into the College Baseball Hall of Fame in 2006.

“Coach Fraser was like a father to me,” current Miami baseball coach Jim Morris said in a statement. “He was the most influential man in my career and a great friend who I knew I could always rely on. He played such a significant role in the history of college baseball and of this pro-gram, and we will always be a tribute to him.”

Taking over a program that did not give scholarships for base-ball at the time of his hiring, Fra-ser established himself as a pio-neer not only for the Hurricanes, but also for collegiate baseball in general. A team that was once in danger of being cut from the ath-letic program, Fraser was at the forefront of building the legacy of a Miami baseball powerhouse.

The Hurricanes own the NCAA’s all-time best streak of 40 consecutive postseason appear-ances, which began under Fraser and is still alive today.

Fraser’s eccentricity led to several new traditions, including

the Sugar Canes – Miami’s own bat girls – and the creation of the team’s mascot, the Miami Ma-niac.

The legendary coach was responsible for the development of Mark Light Field, the Hurri-canes’ very own on-campus stadi-um that was considered the best in the nation. In fact, the stadium served as a model for future con-struction around college baseball.

“Coach Fraser had a tremen-dous impact on the baseball pro-gram at the University of Miami at a pivotal point in our history,” UM President Donna E. Shalala said in a statement. “His love of the sport and the program can be felt years after his legendary ten-ure at ‘The U.’”

Fraser pushed for ESPN to broadcast Miami baseball games and eventually host a number of collegiate games during the regu-lar season and postseason, which the network continues to employ to this day.

During his time with Miami, Fraser led the Hurricanes to 12 College World Series, including national championship triumphs in 1982 and 1985.

He was the NCAA Coach of the Year four times, and was honored as Coach of the Decade by Collegiate Baseball for his work in the 1980s.

“Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of Coach Fraser,” acting UM ath-letic director Blake James said. “The impact he had on our uni-versity, on college baseball and on the game itself worldwide is immeasurable. His legacy will live on through the lives of those whom he touched and through the innovations he incorporated into America’s pastime.”

Ron Fraser dies Sunday at 79BY ERNESTO SUAREZSPORTS EDITOR

Coach considered a pioneer for UM baseball program

GRAPHIC BY CARLOS MELLA

OBITUARY

Page 11: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

11

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013 THE MIAMI HURRICANE SPORTS 11

The ACC has not been kind to Miami as of late.After snapping a two-game losing streak

against Georgia Tech on Thursday, the Hurricanes (13-5, 4-3 ACC) fell on the road against the Virginia Cavaliers 62-52 on Sunday afternoon.

The Hurricanes got back on the winning track Thursday night, defeating Georgia Tech 71-65 at the BankUnited Center.

Miami was coming off consecutive losses to Maryland and Florida State, falling by more than 20 points to both ranked opponents.

Playing without starting sophomore guard Mi-chelle Woods, who was out with the f lu, the Canes were led by center Shawnice “Pepper” Wilson. The 6-foot-6-inch senior set a career high with 21 points on 7-for-9 shooting. Wilson also made seven of her 10 free-throw attempts.

“I knew this game was important because we’re coming off a two-game losing streak,” she said. “And I think we had a great scout [report] for this game. The team was well-prepared and I knew ... I needed to step up, especially when we’re down play-ers. I just made sure that I was there for my team and did what I had to do to come out with a win.”

Coach Katie Meier said she told Wilson before the game that Miami was going to need a strong outing to fill the void left by Woods.

“Number one, she’s really confident – we’re re-ally confident in her,” Meier said. “Number two, we liked the matchup inside for her and number three, we absolutely 100 percent needed her to have a ca-reer night for us to win.”

Miami also buckled down defensively on the Georgia Tech starters. The starting five for the Yel-low Jackets combined for just 22 points on a meager 26.7 percent from the field.

Jackson’s play led to an enormous 43-3 bench scoring advantage for Georgia Tech.

“I was expecting a ton from our bench,” Meier said. “I didn’t feel like they performed to their level that they have in the past. This was the absolute wrong game to not perform at that level, and we’re going to put some pressure on them going into this road trip.”

Miami committed 13 first-half turnovers and Georgia Tech controlled much of the early action. The Yellow Jackets led 29-22 late in the first, but UM closed on an 8-2 run and trailed just 31-30 at halftime.

The Hurricanes opened the second session on a 20-11 run to take a 50-42 lead with 11:52 remaining. However, Georgia Tech did not go away. Jackson hit a jumper from beyond the arc to cap off a 13-4 run that put the Jackets up 55-54 with 7:30 remain-ing.

Senior Stefanie Yderstrom was a big contribu-tor down the stretch for UM, totaling 18 points with four 3-pointers. Morgan Stroman added a double-double with 11 points and 12 rebounds.

Miami returns to the court Thursday at 6:30 p.m. on the road against Wake Forest.

Canes fall to 4-3 in ACC after loss to CavaliersBY ALEX SCHWARTZSENIOR SPORTS WRITER

WOMEN’S BASKETBALL

HARD DRIVE: Senior guard Stefanie Yderstrom weaves her way into the lane around GT defender Brittany Jackson during Thursday night’s game. Miami pulled away late in the second half and won 71-65.

NICHOLAS GANGEMI // STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER

Miami rallies but falls short against UVA

STUDENTS ARE ALLOWED TO START LINING UP AT THE BANKUNITED CENTER AT 7 P.M. TUESDAY, OR 24 HOURS PRIOR TO TIPOFF.

THE STUDENT SECTION WILL OPEN AT 5:30 P.M. WEDNESDAY, 30 MINUTES EARLIER THAN USUAL. THE LINE WILL START ON

THE “LARRANAGA LAWN,” LOCATED NORTHEAST OF THE FIELDHOUSE.

STUDENTS SHOULD LOOK FOR SIGNAGE AND SECURITY PERSONNEL TO IDENTIFY

THE BEGINNING OF THE LINE.

THE CAPACITY OF THE STUDENT SECTION AT THE BANKUNITED CENTER IS ROUGHLY

1,300 STUDENTS. ONCE THAT FIGURE IS REACHED, NO MORE STUDENTS ARE

LEGALLY ALLOWED TO ENTER THE BUC.

The Duke Blue Devils will visit the BankUnited Center to put Miami’s 4-0 ACC record to the test. Check out the guide below for details on ticketing for the men’s game.

Canes host Duke on Wednesday

GRAPHIC BY CARLOS MELLASOURCE: HURRICANESPORTS.COM

Page 12: The Miami Hurricane - Jan. 21, 2013

12

MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK

12 DEAR V THE MIAMI HURRICANE Jan. 21 - Jan. 23, 2013

dear ...Dear V: You know who’s looking fi ne tonight? My stepsister...

,

My dad remarried three years ago, and my stepmom has a hot daughter. I found out she is coming to UM next fall as a freshman. I don’t know what to do. Should I avoid her? Should I pretend I don’t imagine us having sex?

Love Not Actually

Stepsister Blues,

You know that uncomfortable feeling everyone gets at the end of the original “Fame” when Coco’s exploited by an ‘80s profiteer? That’s the same feeling I got when I read your question.

This is a gray area because she is not related to you by blood, but by your father’s recent marriage. There is a slight chance that you may have found her with all that love-at-first sight nonsense and lived happily-ever-after, but because she is now part of the family, there isn’t much you can really do.

If you intend to pursue this, which I discourage, then take precautions.

Disguise yourself as a hipster or a frat guy, depending on her preferences. Woo her and get the one night stand out of your system.

She won’t know that she’s slept with her stepbrother, and you’ll get to put $5 in the douchebag jar. Congrats.

Keep in mind that there are consequences. She may find out that her mystery guy never existed, and she’ll be

so depressed that she will drop out, buy TiVo and wander aimlessly through Brooklyn streets with a glossy glare in her eyes. And you will forever have to live with the shameful guilt of a scandalous meeting.

This is why I recommend putting your eggs in another basket. See this as a temporary distraction until finding the next prospect.

Don’t be the creepy guy that sits in the back of her intro to sociology class just to catch momentary glimpses.

Think of her as the cousin you would never date (you have your cousins and then you have your first cousins and then you have your second cousins). Forget about her and move on to someone else.

Can you imagine the awkward Thanksgivings if you end up going through with this? Yikes!

If all else fails, that’s why the Internet has revolutionized porn. I’m sure there’s a fetish site waiting for you somewhere.

Just remember: Incest is not “win”cest.

V

GOT AN ACHY, BREAKY HEART? WRITE TO [email protected] FOR ADVICE.

NO APPOINTMENT TANNING7 DAYS A WEEK

www.tan-v.com

1824 Ponce de Leon Blvd. • Coral Gables(305) 476-8909

844 Alton Road • Miami Beach(305) 672-0767

*Must present valid student I.D. New members only. Level 2 tanning. Not valid with any other offer. See salon

for details. Expires 1/31/13

a month

COLLEGE STUDENT SPECIAL

$1988*

UNLIMITEDTANNING

ill d b i d d

SAVVY IN SALES?SALES REPRESENTATIVE POSITIONS ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE.

ALL POSITIONS ARE PAID.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT TARA AT 305-284-4401 OR [email protected].

HIRING HURRICANE HOODLUMS

THE MIAMI HURRICANE IS IN THE MARKET FOR PHOTOGRAPHERS, BLOGGERS, CARTOONISTS, REPORTERS AND VIDEOGRAPHERS.

ALL POSITIONS ARE PAID.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT [email protected].