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8/6/2019 The Four Partners
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THE FOUR PARTNERSA Black Comedy
Dmitrii Emets
Translated from Russian
by
Jane H. Buckingham
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The three of them were sitting at the mahogany table Barskikh, Syrgorian, and
Ezhov, better known by the nicknames Barin, Syr, and Ezh1 co-owners of Medikum-
Ts, the biggest pharmaceutical company in the region. Besides medicines, they were
engaged in the transportation and purification of something else, which takes up less
space than medicine but is worth much more. This side of their activity, it goes without
saying, was not advertised, and those who knew about it preferred to keep mum. No one
with too loose a tongue lives to a ripe old age. Usually four people sat at this table
together, but now the second chair from the end was empty. This was the chair of Shish2
Shishov the fourth co-owner of the company.
Suddenly the office door creaked and opened slowly. The men were on guard. A grey
cat leisurely looked in from the hallway and, after turning its head, dived under the
armchair. Pest! Barskikh threw an ashtray at the cat. Normally this emaciated, long-
armed man, dressed brightly and tastelessly like a parrot, kept himself in control, but
now had lost his temper. Possibly, this happened because his passion for his own goods
has long since overgrown the usual attachment.
How often have they been told not to let in this nasty beast! Wheres the secretary?
he started to yell nervously. I let her go, said Ezh. This was a huge, clean-shaven husky
fellow with a fat massive neck with the folds crawling to the collar. Off with you! This
creep scared me! Ill wring its neck! raged Barskikh.
Cool it, Barin! Syrgorian ordered with a soft Armenian accent. Ezh, describe what
you saw. Ezh appeared calm. Only his fingers, with which he was turning the little
wheel of the lighter, trembled slightly. They shot down Shish before my eyes. We just
said goodbye and he sat down in his car. Drove about thirty metres, got up to an
intersection, and here some fellow shot him several times through the side window, then
immediately dived into a back alley. Did you make out this fellow? No. Too far.Syr got up and paced around the office. Small, pot-bellied, he nevertheless gave the
impression of an important and dangerous person, one better not to get involved with.
No doubt, they ordered a hit on Shish, but who could have? he asked. Ezh finally lit a
cigarette. Anybody, he said. Shish was no angel. We all know that he was a
considerable bastard. A whole bunch of people dreamt of sending him to the other
world. And will form a line to spit on his grave. Perhaps competitors? asked Barin.
We have no competitors, Syr said confidently. In any case not the kind that could
immediately jump on our chair. Redistribution? Ruled out. It was no shakedown of
the family. Theyll send guys to protect, only thisll help diddly squat, said Ezh.
Syr, walking around the office, suddenly stopped with his belly hanging over hispartner. Their heads almost touched. Listen! No one gains anything with a new war.
Nows not that situation. Only one of us could put a hit on Shish, he said with authority.
What do you want to say? That it was me? Ezh turning purple crushed the cigarette
1 The Russian words barin is a member of the old Russian gentry, syris cheese, and ezh is a hedgehog.2 The Russian word shish has multiple meanings: the pointy tip of something, zilch, or a rude hand
gesture.
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pack in his hand. What are you talking about, Syr? What the devil? The Armenian kept
his gaze.
Think for yourself! With the death of one of us, the shares of the others increase
proportionally. Before Shishs death, each had twenty-five percent, now its already
thirty-three. Remove one more, itll be fifty. And the last one standing will take control
of everything. And you think the one who disposed of Shish will want to get rid of the
rest? asked Ezh. Most likely yes. He goes all the way. You yourself know, redistribution
never ends with one corpse. And if its the Mob squad? Ezh surmised. Ne-ah. The
family would know about it. Its one of us. You, or you or me, said Syr, shifting a soft
but fixed gaze from one partner to the other.
The silent Barin fidgeted uneasily, which did not escape his partners. Can one of us
really turn out to be such a bastard? asked Ezh, sullenly looking at him. Its not me!
Why are you staring at me? Barin began to yell. You could also order it! He stole your
dame! To hell with the dame! Ezh said quietly. He intended to get you out of the
business altogether. Shish repeatedly said that you leave us holding the bag Its
true, agreed Syr. Shish always considered you a nutcase. It all began when cocaine
started disappearing from the cache. Shish was a dumbass if he thought its me. Why
tie me to this nickel and dime? Barin stated in irritation. He knew what he was talking
about. When it is your third year on heroin, cocaine no longer measures up. You or not
you, whats the difference, Ezh shrugged his shoulders. You lose control of yourself.
That I lose control! Oh, you jerk! Barin yelled, rushing at Ezh.
Ezh with a well-calculated hit in the chin knocked him off his feet. Barin sat down
on the floor. He sat motionless for several seconds, anxiously touching his jaw. Then,
roaring with rage, he pulled out a pistol, but Syr, standing nearby, kicked it out of his
hand. Jumping up, Barin quickly backed to the window. Blood was flowing from acorner of his mouth. Syrgorian leaned down and picked up the pistol.I swear to you,
Syr, its not me! Barin yelled.
When his back appeared by the window, a shot rang out. The bullet, piercing the
glass, entered the back of Barins head. The body slipped down to the carpet. Ezh and
Syr dropped down onto the floor and pressed against the wall. They did not approach
Barin, it was so clear that he could no longer be helped. Its not you? Ezh asked
nervously. Didnt you see that the shot came from the window? Well, it went there, not
into you! Syr shouted hysterically, pushing away the cat rubbing against his leg.
There was a screeching of tires and, carefully looking through the blinds, Syr saw a
white 4-door sedan racing away. The partners stood up hesitantly, continuing to stayaway from the window. Damn, I cant believe my eyes! They took him out! So, it isnt
one of us! said Ezh, looking with horror at the corpse. Then he looked up at Syr and
stared with conceived suspicion at him. Dont look at me. He could also be the client,
Syr said softly. You cant make out through the blinds. The killer could also have
messed up: had to shoot into the back of the head. You mean the killer blew it? Ezh
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asked with relief and his tensed muscles went a bit limp. Yes, he blew it, Syr said softly
and, having jerked up his hand, fired twice at his partner.
Ezh fell like a sack onto the floor. He died instantly, not even had time to be
frightened. That surprised expression still remained on his face. After wiping clean the
handle of the pistol, Syr put it in Barins cooling hand. He moved unhurriedly and
matter-of-factly. Lets take the process of elimination. Barins dead. That left the two of
us. I wasnt the client. It means, Ezh ordered everything, he said to himself.
After looking anxiously at the two stretched-out bodies lying on the floor, Syr
thought that now it would be best for him to hide before the police arrive. There was
nobody in the office, no one saw him shooting Ezh. The Armenian community would
provide him with an alibi, and lawyers and money would take care of the rest. Although
he planned nothing, now he is the sole owner of a successful business bringing in huge
profits. Possibly, the family would be displeased, but he knows how to calm it. Money
stops all questions, and a lot of money removes the possibility of the emergence of
questions.
Having closed up the office, Syr went down the stairs and, glad that he parked on
the other side of the street, made his way to his car. The minute he put the key into the
ignition and turned it, there was a powerful explosion
A shorthaired grey cat watched the explosion from the window, shattered by the
blast, of the deserted office. After ascertaining that no one left the car, the cat jumped up
onto the table. Meowing, it turned on the computer and, deftly hitting the keys with its
paw, it went onto the net. After keying in a certain email address, the cat sent a short
message:Dear Katya! Grandma got there normally.
Having made sure that the message was sent, the cat jumped down from the table.On reaching the cache in the wooden panelling of the office, the cat skilfully opened it,
and with delight drew into its nostrils cocaine from a half-kilo bag ripped open with its
claws. Soon hot happy waves swept over the cat After slamming shut the cache, it hung
onto the curtain meowing, and then, having picked its way through the broken window,
jumped into the courtyard.
The cat was satisfied. Now it is the owner of everything, the numbers of the accounts
and records are known only to it. It found out about them long ago, being in the office
when the owners brought them in. Fortunately, no one pays attention to cats. Now is the
end to insults and kicks! Enough of narcotics and beautiful cats, enough of everything,
the main thing is to find a way to keep skilfully in the background.Crossing the street, the doped-up animal did not notice as a battered pickup stopped
beside it. Two fellows got out of it quickly. One of them deftly dropped a net over the cat
and, after opening slightly the iron side, threw it in with the other similar poor devils.
See how it howls! Never saw one howl so! his workmate said in amazement. Howl or
not now. All the same itll be finished off, said the first, sitting down at the wheel. The
vehicle took off.
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