The Elemental Academy

For all of those who wish to learn to control the art of element magic.

-Jacob Crow

Assistant Principal

School of light

• If you want to be in the school of light you must tan If you want to be in the school of light you must tan constantly never burn. There constantly never burn. There WILLWILL be a test. (If you freckle be a test. (If you freckle it doesn’t count) This means my mom likes you it doesn’t count) This means my mom likes you and you and you will be allowed to stay.will be allowed to stay.

• To be in my school you must bringTo be in my school you must bring• A sward made of light (NOT A Flashlight) A sward made of light (NOT A Flashlight) • Shield of light Shield of light • Uniform (2Uniform (2ndnd on right) on right)

School of Night

• My school is open to anybody who wishes to study the noble art of Darkness. It focuses on books of darkness and has no specific qualifications.

• Students are required to buy…• A sward of Darkness• A shield of Darkness• A Black uniform• Darkness books• Normal reading books

School of Fire

• If you are accepted to my school, Fire doesn’t burn you and water puts you out. Dehydration is the best feeling in the word.

• I need you to buy:• A burning sward• A shield of Fire• Red uniform

School of

Water

• If you are like me fire is UNBEARABLE and hydration is the best feeling in the world. Oceans, not JUST the beaches are the best sight in the world.

• My Students need to have…• A water controlled sward• A water shield• Uniform• Water everyday for class

School of Electricity

• My school is only for those who have been struck by lightning multiple times and felt no pain.

• My students need:• An electric sward• An electric shield• Uniform

School of Powerlessnes

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• To students life stinks and girls stink. I mean have you looked at the rest of the school uniforms? They’re all for girls. I only allow Tom-Girls!

• Students have to have…

• black hole swards

• Black shields

• My uniform

School of Air

• My School is only open to those who can appreciate the delicate art of air. Nobody that is a stupid airhead however will be allowed in.

• I would appreciate it if you got• A nitrogen sward• An air shield• Uniform

School of Earth

• The School of earth is for those who can enjoy the simple beauty of our planet. Unlike most of the other schools there will be no test of this for soon enough the fainthearted and untruthful shall be weeded out.

• You will be provided with:

• A sward

• Earth’s shield

• The uniform

School of light

This This ISIS a test. All you have to do is lay in your yard a test. All you have to do is lay in your yard chair and tan for fifteen minutes. If you tan and chair and tan for fifteen minutes. If you tan and don’t burn at all then you have passed. If not, you don’t burn at all then you have passed. If not, you most definitely have not passed. And if you have most definitely have not passed. And if you have to use sunscreen or nothing happens then you to use sunscreen or nothing happens then you don’t get into the academy.don’t get into the academy.

School of Night

• Darkness is a really noble art that few have the patients to actually study. My Father is the best at determining who is going to stick with it and who is not. You know yourselves but I only allow two tries.

• Those of you who want to test yourselves should take this simple test. At nine-thirty on a summer night or seven on a late fall, winter, or early spring night go out with a friend. (This works best if the moon is out) Take a colored ball and no flashlight and have your friend put the ball down. (Do not watch your friend doing this). You must find the ball. (Before morning) You may do the same with your friend.

School of Fire

• If you want to prove that you are a fire artist you must take the quiz of fire.

School of

Water

• If you don’t like standing within an inch of fire this may be the best school for you. My Mother, however, shall be the judge. You must take the school of water official quiz to see if you are accepted.

School of Electricity• There is a simple test to see if you should be in

my school and that is just a simple question. Do you like circuits? Do you like artificial light and computers and iPods and cell phones? And Do you like Lightning storms? Do you call them thunder storms or lightning storms?

School of Powerlessnes

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• Take my quiz BOYS.

School of Air

• My school is for those who like to breath. My test I as follows.

• Can

• You

• Breath?

School of Earth

• As I said all are accepted to my school and I turn down nobody. I will expel you if you are not following the codes but since I am not one for the rules I am sorta partial to rule breakers. If you aren’t right I will take you aside and explain this to you. You can leave by train or sky or land or you can stick around and try.

The Elemental Academy

The next part of the academy will take place at www.disappear.webs.com if you click the link Disappear and scroll all the way down you will

find the quizzes created by our teachers. On the homepage you will find weekly quizzes. Click the

find the name of your school and take it. Then you can see if you passed the semester or not.

-Jacob CrowAssistant Principal