The Drawing Board, issue 159

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I personally would love to find Patrick Stewart in my living room.

Semantics Roxanne Kehr

The Quiet Riot Emily Raczelowski

What Evolution Forgot Wesley Payette

Your mom's face is a Christmas tree. Drive safe every triangle.

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Room 500 Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale

Merry Christmas. May your days be merry and bright.

Sheepology 101 JR

Dear College, the stress of my life seems to have affected my basic math skills.

The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington


Little Pieces Allison Wolfer

The Houghton Tour Raisa Dibble

Freshman Friendship Struggles Whit

Looks like it's handmade gifts this year!


Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip

Apples and Axes Dray

And on Christmas Day, we have ANOTHER Christmas dinner. Yeah, that's right, be jealous.

Misadventures of the Myriad The Gadflies

Admit it, you wanted Gadfly for Christmas. We all missed him.


Dead Serious Eli Knapp

Due to yet another round of budget cuts, Santa turned to kangaroos.

This eliminated the need for a sleigh, reduced drag,

and got him back to Mrs. Claus before daybreak.

Animals Doing Things That Humans Are Usually The Ones To Do Eli Wallace

Decorating it does not erase the fact that you have murdered a vital source of

carbon absorption and will release that carbon into the New Year by bonfire.


GUEST STRIP GUEST

Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty

Winken, Inkin’ and Nod Jared & Joshua Winkens


With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty

Conif-hers and decidu-dudes,

Whether you are bewailing or wassailing the fresh dump of powdered

ice upon your habitat, you can certainly thank your lucky pine trees you

are not literally made of crystallized water. The story is different for our

friend The Snowman, titular character of Raymond Briggs’ children’s book

and (more famously) star of today’s front-page masterpiece (crafted by

the eminent Emily Marie Morrow), and also (spoiler alert) the soggy mass

of snowflesh you see to the right of this word-box.

This is the last issue of The Drawing Board for the Fall 2013 semester.

It’s been a wild ride, and we are as grateful for your support as a hat is for

a finger to perch on.

Best wishes for the stressful times ahead, and sayonara to the stressful

times whose faces we tread upon day by day.

Cheerfully,

Leah

Editor’s Panel

Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor

Evan Didn't Feel Like Drawing Comics About His Life This Week. Evan Yeong

The dangers of regifting . . . and playing God.

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