8/3/2019 The Cartoon Landscape Times Volume 9 Issue 26
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Due to inexcusable federal budget cuts, recently released from
the Thomas - Candy - Moranis Institute for the Criminally
Humour
Can be found at the corner of Kensington Road and 10th Street NW
selling obscene doodles and
cackling uncontrollably from the hours of noon til 3. Closed
weekends and holidays.
Volume 9 Issue 26 November 2
Found!The second Grade 12 report card of the notorious Art God
Truman Bentley Jr.!
Mr. Bentley attended high school in Anchorage, Alaska.CL Times
ace reporter Sluj Bukit digs deep and discovers further truth.
copyright 2011 Theo Nelson / www.whimsyandcolour.com /
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Dateline:Anchorage, Alaska
November 17,
After months of interviewing teachers and people who claimed to
have known ortaught Bentley Jr., I have pieced together the true
education this pinnacle of verboseposturings received while living
in Anchorage, Alaska.
Given the bizarre and mind-boggling nature of the school Truman
attended it is nowonder he is the Art God he is today. Attending
after hours following his normal highschool day, this second
institute of higher learning laid the foundation we observetoday in
Bentleys writings.
Below we see his public school report card. Obviously didnt have
his heart in it. On thefollowing page we see a marked improvement
in most of his studies.
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