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December 2013 The Canary News can now confirm what seemed at first like a story straight out of science ficon. The face of tourism, as well as that of high-level technolo- gies of global importance in Spain is about to change beyond anyone’s wildest imaginings. Swiss specialist aerospace company, S3, has officially inaugurated a daughter company, S3 Spain, and in the presence of the Minister of Industry, Energy and Tourism M. Jose Manuel Soria Lopez, along with representaves of the local and naonal authories as well as internaonal guests, are to present an audacious plan to bring ‘low-cost’ commercial space flights to The Canary Islands by 2018 S3’s objecve is to develop, manufacture, cerfy and operate unmanned sub- orbital “spaceplanes” for small satellite deployment. There are a range of satel- lites and other payloads they will be able to launch, weighing up to 250 kg. The start of the test flights is planned for 2017. In order to achieve this goal, they will rely on a worldwide network of internaonally renowned partners and advisors, who all support S3 and trust their extraordinary vision. While Swiss Space Systems - S3 is a new company, they benefit from decades of research, design, tesng and implementaon with partners and advisors who will provide them with a know-how second-to-none and the best available technologies already developed and cerfied. The new Spanish company, to be based in Gran Canaria, will play a key role in the engineering and development of sub-orbital flight systems, as well as in the manufacturing of the upper-stage payload delivery systems. The Canary Island region will be the first European operaons centre from which S3 will launch satellites starng in 2018. Before that however it is to become the very first European locaon from which S3 will operate Zero-G flights for tourists and for scienfic research, as they move towards the development of low-cost delivery systems to outer space. ZERO-G FLIGHT OF THE CANARIES

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December 2013

The Canary News can now confirm what seemed at first like a story straight out of science fiction The face of tourism as well as that of high-level technolo-gies of global importance in Spain is about to change beyond anyonersquos wildest imaginings

Swiss specialist aerospace company S3 has officially inaugurated a daughter company S3 Spain and in the presence of the Minister of Industry Energy and Tourism M Jose Manuel Soria Lopez along with representatives of the local and national authorities as well as international guests are to present an audacious plan to bring lsquolow-costrsquo commercial space flights to The Canary Islands by 2018

S3rsquos objective is to develop manufacture certify and operate unmanned sub-orbital ldquospaceplanesrdquo for small satellite deployment There are a range of satel-lites and other payloads they will be able to launch weighing up to 250 kg

The start of the test flights is planned for 2017 In order to achieve this goal

they will rely on a worldwide network of internationally renowned partners and advisors who all support S3 and trust their extraordinary vision

While Swiss Space Systems - S3 is a new company they benefit from decades of research design testing and implementation with partners and advisors who will provide them with a know-how second-to-none and the best available technologies already developed and certified

The new Spanish company to be based in Gran Canaria will play a key role in the engineering and development of sub-orbital flight systems as well as in the manufacturing of the upper-stage payload delivery systems The Canary Island region will be the first European operations centre from which S3 will launch satellites starting in 2018 Before that however it is to become the very first European location from which S3 will operate Zero-G flights for tourists and for scientific research as they move towards the development of low-cost delivery systems to outer space

Zero-GFliGht oF the Canaries

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Zero-G GC spaceplanesSwiss Space Systems (S3) is a company which plans to provide orbital launches of small satellites and manned sub-orbital spaceflights The company is based at Payerne in western Switzerland where it plans to build a spaceport by 2015 Suborbital spaceplanes will be launched from an Airbus A300 giving the space-craft more initial speed and altitude than if it were launched from the ground The spacecraft in turn will release a disposable third stage

The company aims to charge 10 million Swiss Francs (US$105 million) for each launch using unmanned sub-orbital spaceplanes that could carry satellites weighing up to 250 kilos (550 pounds) The costs are reduced by the reusable nature of the spaceplane and other launch facilities and by a lower fuel-con-sumption than on conventional launch systems

S3 also hopes to develop a manned version of its suborbital spaceplane in order

to provide supersonic intercontinental flights to paying customers According to CEO Pascal Jaussi ldquoFar from wishing to launch into the space tourism market we want rather to establish a new mode of air travel based on our satellite launch model that will allow spaceports on different continents to be reached in an hourrdquo

The project includes several partners such as the European Space Agency Das-sault Aviation and the Von Karman Institute

The choice of Gran Canaria as the first European centre of operations is a hugely important development for the islands for Spain and for S3 along with its prestigious Spanish partners

ldquoSpain represents a destination of choice for S3 to achieve its objectives both in terms of engineering and operationsrdquo outlined Augusto Caramagno the man who will head up the new high-tech Spanish enterprise ldquoThe main reasons [for the choice] lay in the maturity and track record of the Spanish aerospace sector and the availability of airport infrastructure at various suitable locations for S3 operationsrdquo The company aims to create 80 permanent jobs between now and 2017 to carry out the activities planned for S3-Spain and its partners

Gran Canaria will serve as European operations centre for S3With its headquarters in Payerne (Switzerland) S3 will conduct the main Research amp Development from itrsquos planned ldquoSpace Portrdquo to be built in 2015 Manufac-turing of the elements and subsystems of the SOAR (reusable spaceplane) and upper-stages will be carried out by partners abroad in Spain among other coun-tries The assembly integration and initial tests of the shuttle will be conducted in Payerne

The Canary Islands region represents a perfect location to have test facilities for subsystems mock--up engines and complete system flight tests by 2017 A Spaceport would be built for the integration of satellites with the SFS and the first commercial launches as early as in 2018

This infrastructure could also offer sub-orbital manned flights in a later phase

Before these launches Gran Canaria will also be a key area for S3 as it will be the first European location for Zero-G flights to be operated for research and leisure purposes S3rsquos decision for the Canary Islands was motivated by the high level of support received from the ldquoSociedad de Promocioacuten de Gran Canaria (SPEGC)rdquo

3The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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What if we told you that the sleepy southern tourist resort town and not-so-long-ago simple fishing village of Arguineguiacuten was now at the heart of an investment plan headed up by international stars from the worlds of football and entertainment What if we were able to confirm that now a land deal has been done the project expected to cost almost 1 billion euros is entering its final and detailed plan-ning stages aiming to open the single most prestigious facility of its type in the world You might say we were mad doubt our sources and perhaps even ask us if we have actually been to the little Tuesday-market-town re-cently to see for ourselves rdquoIacutell believe it when I see itrdquo you might sayhellip

Well an exclusive and unique new resort development on Gran Canaria is currently in the planning stages according to Norwegian newspaper Finansavisen Dubbed rdquoKokoonrdquo the Norwegian investment group behind it are aiming for it to become Europersquos first seven-star luxury and wellness centre

Ernst Pedersen CEO of the investment group has stated ldquoCurrently we are in the development stage and working with investors to establish fundingrdquo

Kokoon is a Performance amp Health facility Centre of a different kind an

oasis for high-class clientele requiring recuperation within the confines of a highly secure facility

Fronted by musicians and footballers

According to Finansavisen the con-cept founders have already put up a huge amount for the project with an estimated 800 million euros be-ing suggested as the potential overall price tag

Pop legend Morten Harket Photo Jarle Vines Creative Commons Attribution Sharealike 30

The project is fronted by singer Morten Harket best known as the singer for Norwegian supergroup A-ha whose 1984 hit ldquoTake On merdquo rocketed them on to the international music scene and is said to be the vice president presumably providing a fairly high level connection to the world of entertainment Accompany-

ing him are two former Norwegian football players Raymond Kvisvik and Dagfinn Enerly who have been respec-tively labelled football manager and mental specialist and they are joined by world renowned British footballing manager Ron Atkinson who is acting as a sports consultant to the project and giving it his fullest commitment and endorsement saying in a recent interview discussing his involvement with Kokoon ldquoon the football side over the years I have taken teams all over the world to various training camps but I believe the concept of ldquoKokoonrdquo will be far in advance of anything Irsquove ever experienced in Germany Italy or Hollandhellipldquo

So whatrsquos it all about Well though details are sketchy right now it appears there are to be five zones split in to two areas one freely open to the public and ldquoThe other and by far the larger will be a completely secluded world that will meet the requirements of our top performers in sports business entertainment and other walks of liferdquo

It will include a six-star hotel 80 luxury villas numerous restaurants and cafeacutes a private hospital casino cinema spa and with the involvement of Big Ron and Kvisvik lined up to be ldquofootball managerrdquo we can conclude that the

fitness facilities are being aimed at professional top level players

Big Ron

The various five lsquozonesrsquo will separate the facilities in to secure and manage-able areas The first is to be located directly on the sea front where they plan to build a private beach lagoon and a conference venue boasting probably the most magnificent views out to sea and to sunsets over Mount Teide on neighbouring Tenerife as can be found anywhere on Gran Canaria

Zone two will include a private hospi-tal a world class top level sports club and various games areas Zone three will consist of a luxury hotel spa and parking In zone four tennis athletics spa and a clubhouseAnd therefore we guess the luxury villas and restaurants will more than likely occupy zone five

A 20000 seater Music StadiumRead More on Kokoon at TheCanaryNewscom

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

We are humbled to have been hon-oured in this way by GLAY one of the most important organisations on this island not just for annually coordinat-ing PRIDE the largest event of its kind in The Canary Islands or their equality and community work but as a real working example of what can be achieved by the foreign resident com-munity on Gran Canaria as a whole

Working with natives and foreigners alike through mutual cooperation and proper communication with local and regional government they give a voice to businesses and individuals who have chosen this as their home and wish to contribute to the future success and quality of life for all who live and work here in The Canaries Our future success resides simply in our ability to work together and GLAY as an association of merit show that by working with a united front great things can be achieved

There are so many great foreign media outlets on the island and in the south and they each fulfil a highly important niche role within the various commu-nities distributing information giving insight and supporting local business we are very proud to count ourselves among them and to be recognised in this way

Thank you everyone who voted for us and in particular to the members of GLAY for this great award A real hon-our Thank you we will work harder to serve you and moving forward try to offer you ever more opportunity and an ever better News Views amp Sunshine

Edward Timon - Editor

Weacutere honouredEl Corte Ingleacutes is coming to the Mas-palomas Faro 2 shopping centre The Department store is planning 25000 square metres for the project expect-ed to be presented around the end of this month fourteen years since the group first voiced a desire to come to the South of Gran Canaria

This month the El Corte Ingleacutes group are expected to announce their design plans for a new department store to be opened right in the heart of Mas-palomas at the Campo Internacional which is expected to significantly re-verse the fortunes of the long-desolate Faro II shopping centre The chain which in the year 2000 first announced their desire to set up in the south of Gran Canaria is reported to be nearing finalisation of the building plan that will be placed on a plot adjacent to the existing Faro 2 Commercial Centre owned by the Lopesan group

Faro Dos Shopping Centre in the middle of the Campo de Internacional Maspalomas

Faro Dos Shopping Centre in the middle of the Campo de Internacional Maspalomas

The establishment of the new facil-ity is planned to cover 25000 square meters and will involve an investment of 40 million euros Among the ideas so far put forward by the architects is that the new establishment will be connected to the Faro 2 shopping centre which is also to be completely renovated The challenge will be to ensure that both buildings new and old are integrated as a single shop-ping area so that tourists and other shoppers can easily move from one building to the other Both projects have already been included in the San Bartolomeacute de Tirajana (SBT) Plan for Tourist Area Modernization now well under way so both Lopesan and El Corte Ingleacutes are under significant pres-sure to meet set deadlines as January 4th will mark one year since this docu-ment entered into force and therefore is reportedly the absolute deadline

that the companies have to file with the Cityrsquos construction and renovation projects planning department

Although El Corte Ingleacutes has for many years prioritised the setting up of an establishment in the tourist area of SBT simply due to the huge influx of foreigners visiting the area the fact that the General Management Plan for the municipality was not updated since 1996 had remained as an ob-stacle to the initiative and so it was decided to make provision for this new department store to be developed through the Modernization Plan while securing a significant investment to help improve the commercial supply within this municipality which has been recognised to be lagging behind in terms of general infrastructure Simply put what was once set up solely for visiting foreign tourists has not been able to sufficiently keep pace with the rapid urban growth in long-term residential development and population

The current economic stability and ongoing growth in tourism occupation in the south (TheCanaryNewscom)

el Corte ingleacutes plans to build in Maspalomas

The strange creatures found inside living in complete dark-ness have never before been recorded in modern science

A group of mountaineers and biologists near the village of La Aldea San Nicholas within Gran Canariarsquos Biosphere Reserve has discovered one of the oldest volcanic tubes in the world formed 14 million years ago in which two spe-cies of hitherto unknown insects have proliferated

The findings published on Thursday November 21st by the Cabildo of Gran Canaria is a revelation in regard to the age of the volcanic formations which it now seems are much older than the Llano Cave in Fuerteventura which at a mil-lion years was attributed as being the oldest in Spain

The ancient lava tube is located in Aslobas mountain ndash a basaltic near-perfect pyramid that rises nearly 1000m up between the ravines of Tasarte and Tasartico on the west coast of the island The cave just 47 meters long was found to be inhabited by two hitherto unrecorded species of insects fully adapted to living almost without nutrients and in complete darkness

Montantildea Aslobas is known by some hik-ers and locals as the ldquoMountain of The She-Wolfrdquo due to a linguistic coincidence in Spanish though it is actually thought to have been origi-nally named by the pre-hispanic native residents of the island

In an environment with 94 relative humidity and at 24ordmC two new species of invertebrates a small completely blind cockroach (Symploce spn) and a depigmented cochineal were found to have adapted to survive without light on just the sparse nutrients carried by water seepage within the cave

one of the oldest volcanic tubes in the world discovered on Gran Canaria

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operation KiloAsociacioacuten Vecinos Las Lomas de ArguineguiacutenOperation Kilo in Action in Puerto Rico gathering donated food for families most in need as Christmas approaches Though their work continues throughout the year on a weekly basis this is one of the most important seasons Well done everyone involved Great Work

Give them a call or send them a message if you would like to help those who need it most this Christmas of in deed for the new year why not commit to help more regularly

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Find us in the centre pages maps

Check just some of our Sample deals on pages 33 amp 34 and get saving TOADY

Those who use social networking site Facebook may have noticed in recent years how it has changed significantly the way that people communicate with each other Not simply across long distances but also on a very local level Not only does it very clearly show up who the antisocial so-and-sorsquos in the community are who just cannot help themselves but air their dirty laundry display bigotry be abusive or spread malicious gossip but it also has the wonder-ful power to show us whose ad-vice we might be able trust when it comes to working out lifersquos little issues simply by being a record of how we publicly interact with those who request a little help from the people to whom they are connectedFacebook now plays a pivotal role previously only provided through local newspapers com-munity groups and other forms of members club where asking for a little local knowledge or someones personal experience of dealing with bureaucracies regulations or our responsibilities under the law and to your local town hall were the only readily accesible way to ensure that we understood how the world worked around us Not to mentioned the huge array of ldquobuy and sellrdquo FB pages provid-ing a window to the vibrant and virulent second-hand market re-placing much of what the humble classified does for those who still prefer to advertise in the more static and traditional print mediaLiving in a foreign country brings with it a whole new set of issues when it comes to trying to ensure that you understand your rights and what is expected of you not least of all cultural attitudes and the language barrier can feel somewhat insurmountable no matter how many of those munici-pal classes you take or Language

Exchange Groups you attend to try and brush-up on your understand-ing sometimes even the simplest of tasks can make you feel like you are from another planetAdd to that have-a-go-heros often down the pub who may have a rather militant approach to deal-ing with a host countryrsquos authority figures or even a less than flat-tering view of the native resident population whose guest letrsquos face it you really are or even the half-baked advice from those who ldquogot away with it oncerdquo back in the mid 80s choose to ignore the rules and bid you do the same and the whole situation becomes a minefield that can lead not only to frustration and misunderstanding but can even end in considerable and unnecessary expenseWell one group on Facebook that has been growing in earnest since earlier this year is set to change all that for the better It is modelled on that well known British institu-tion the Citizenrsquos Advice Bureau the free volunteer run service that far pre-dates Google where anyone who had a question about their life or wanted to better understand the regulations in the town that they lived was able to drop in on a Tuesday morning (or whenever it was open) for a cup of tea and a chat with a helper who would actively assist you to find the answers you needed or the people you needed to speak to so as to clear up any muddle and set you on the right roadMyra Azzopardi Swainson founder of the Costa Advice Bureau is no stranger to communicating the nuances of living as a foreign resi-dent in Spain and can help youHaving travelled widely through-out her life and lived lsquoabroadrsquo for many years she has had involve-ment in four Spanish municipal elections simply she says to rep-resent the non-Spanish commu-

nity in her area ldquoI basically worked as a trouble shooter for the expatsrdquo she adds modestlyShe was part of a group who originally put forward reasons for the need of an office for the expat com-munity Which led two years later to the party she had campaigned with setting up an office in Estepona not far from Marbella and the infamous border crossing to the rock of Gibraltar for just that purpose She was also asked to stand in the 2011 elec-tions as a Councillor ldquoI declinedrdquo she says succinctlyIn 2006 during a serious illness she set up Costa Advice Bureau But she says that she found more than a third of her clients either could not afford even her most reason-able fees and simply needed just accurate advice and informationThis prompted her to set up a Facebook group simply entitled ldquoCitizens Advice Bureau Spainrdquo around May of this year and she says she ldquoreally got busyrdquo in late AugustNow with more than 3000 mem-bers and growing daily Myra has set about documenting basic sets of instructions that have not only been of help to British expats but in fact all kinds of foreign residents and indeed even native Spaniards have found the depth of understanding with which she and her team tackle each issue has led them too to benefit from the clear explanations of every citizens rights under both Spanish and European legislation which some-times even the town hall officials and the police do not sufficiently understandCITIZENS ADVICE BUREAU CANARY ISLANDS aims to deal with some of the issues more specific to liv-

ing here while helping to group members by locality Join themRecently Myra posted ldquoI absolute-ly love my part within the group My mother always said that I was argumentative and rebellious For a reason that must have been ldquoldquoBesides giving accurate informa-tion we amongst other feats have managed to ascertain that a certain bureaucratic office took the time to listen to us about the correct interpretation of Spanish laws and rules This gave many expat pensioners the right to re-new their health cards which until we intervened was being denied to themrdquo BravoThe aim of her group is to provide independent advice information and support for all interested expatriates and Spaniards alike Such a support group is impera-tive especially for the hundreds of thousands of non Spanish residents who often struggle to understand the existing and ever changing laws and rulesThey are an apolitical group but intend to become a strong enough force to be able to lobby for the rights of citizens under the law ldquoWe are aware that we also need a functional and serious consumer protection agencyrdquoThey provide a free service and are now setting up a non profit organisation We have offered them our full support and hope to be able to bring you benefit from their amazing work in the future

FB comgroupsCitizensAdviceBureauCanaryIslands

8 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Patricia Ba Tel 685 287744 928 735763patybaallianzhotmailcom

Arguineguiacuten CC Ancora 97

Our services Allianz Insurance

NIE Residencia Car registration Legal documents Business registrat

Tax declarationsFor existing clients and new policies until December 2013

With you from A-Z

the holiDay season is here

In Gran Canaria this means an influx of tourists wanting to spend Christmas and New year in the sun Having a fun stay with sunshine going out for a nice dinner and such

For us who live here as expats it usually means receiving friends and family or just spending a few days enjoying the weather instead of snow or rain and cold in our home countries

But due to the current crisis a lot of people and families on this island will not enjoy this holiday season Expats and locals have been hit hard by the crisis People have lost their jobs and are struggling to make ends meet Canarians and expats alike

If you can afford it then why not give something back to the people of this beautiful Island during this holiday season (and perhaps even beyond)

Give something to the charities that have been supporting those in need

Every Euro helps so if you can afford to we urge you to spend 10euro20euro30euro100euro that could offer great relief for those organisations that are helping people who really need it

Not just through this holiday season but also after that

Thank you

Adrian HeefferWe understand that designer cake makerrsquos Tartisima are helping to coordinate a collection for organisations like Caipsho who provide basic necessities for low income and homeless individuals along with community stalwart Kim Walters from Kimrsquos Bar in Playa del

Ingleacutes where you can get more information You can find out more by contacting them directly through Facebook (FB comtartisima) or giving them a call on 682 52 91 80 or at Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

10 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

11The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

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14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

pound to Euro 1211 1179

Euro to $ 1362 1332

Additional message for contact ring 952 587 657 and Moneycorp wishes all readers A Merry Christmas and A Happy and Prosperous New Year If you want to find out more and make your money transfers go further please contact our preferred currency specialist Moneycorp on 952 587 657 and mention

The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

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The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

GranCanariaAirportBuses

Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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Street Market every Friday

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Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

(34) 928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Paradise Tattoo And BarTuesday To Sunday 1130 - 1800

928 565 100637 163 240wwwbriancarvillesparadisetattoocom

The Irish TavernA little taste of home

928 56 54 97Over looking Puerto Mogaacuten Harbour

Bar Marina ApartmentsWith Marina Bar and Restaurant

928 56 50 95 Puerto de mogaacutenHarbourside Bar amp Accomodation

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

Sun-Fri 5pm-11pm

Lemon Tree Restaurant Quality food spacious amp relaxing

928 561 033Apart Hotel Puerto Calma Agua de la Perra

Inmobilaria RocaBuy Sell Rent or Lease your Property

+34 928 561 667CC Puerto Rico Fase 4 open 9am to 5pm

Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

AcasiaLaundry and Dry Cleaners928 725 165

Drive to the rear of CC Puerto Rico

Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

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Europa Centre

Puerto BasePortonovo amp Las Olas

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DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

an exclusive mixture of pure high quality oils With the aid of ULTRA SOUND these oils penetrate the hair shaft 100 The product delivers an ultra deep hydration without comparison This is a fast and clean treatment for all types of hair

This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

wwwfrdkorgwwwdoctorswithoutbordersorgwwwredkencom

This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

an exclusive mixture of pure high quality oils With the aid of ULTRA SOUND these oils penetrate the hair shaft 100 The product delivers an ultra deep hydration without comparison This is a fast and clean treatment for all types of hair

This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

wwwfrdkorgwwwdoctorswithoutbordersorgwwwredkencom

This promotion lasts all of December 2013

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sept-oct 2013

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria(34) 928 150 650

wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Candles amp More Handmade Unique Luxury Candles

638 946 178 Local 79 CC Ancora

near Norwegian estate agent

Carlitos Pet Shop Pet Food amp Accessories

928 736 12 Ancora Shopping Centre

CS Computer ServicesComputer internet amp IPTV Provider

828 244 377CC Ancora Local 134135

Coquidu Dog Saloon Beauty amp Health of Your Dog

928 735 136 Ancora Shopping Centre

TARA Animal Charity ShopsSecond Hand Goods ndash Animal Welfare (34) 928 062 891 TARA-Animalesorg

FacebookTARAgrancanaria

Automobile ServicesMechanical amp Electrical Repairs

928 735 92880 CTanausu

Clinica Veterinaria TenesoyaAnimal Clinic ndash Full Vet Services

928 736 537CTenesoya 47 (Just Behind TARA)

Ary TranslationsLegal amp Professional Translating

928 150 299 629 22 66 80CC Ancora AryTraduccionescom

SVAPOElectronic Cigarettes and refils

653 440 246 officinesvapogmailcom

Clean ExpressEco Car Cleaning Services661 053 218

Ancora Shopping Centre Car Park

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El Corazoacuten del SurThe Canary

Guide toASSSA Insurance

Insurance Company928 778 664

Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 3rd floor PDI

KISS FM Lounge BarGreat Cocktails events and musicKISSbarinfo 617 28 17 45

1st Floor CC Yumbo above Bunker bar

Hotel Rural Molino de AguaCanarian Countryside Splendor

elmolinoDeaguacom 626 802705 Ctra Gral De Fatago Km 31

Greek TavernaDivine Greek Cuisine amp Wines

SaborDeGreciacom 928 766 785Shopping Centre St Agustin

The Print ShopGCrsquos Best Quality Printing Service

928 767 927 677 807 300ThePrintShopGCcom

Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

Telemascota VeterinariansVet Clinic Beauty Salon Cattery

928 776 154 24hr emergency Av Aleman 10 Playa del Ingles

Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

615 23 12 30CC Anexo II Local 23C 10am-10pm

Holiday WorldFunfair Bowling Bars amp Food

holidayworld-maspalomascomAvda Touroperador TUI Maspalomas

Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

europainmocom 928 771 177Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 1st G PDI

El Tablero Shopping Center Boutiques Supermarket amp Top Brands

cceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21 El Tablero

Hospital San RoqueMedical Surgical and Emergencies

928 063 665

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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29The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

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32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

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The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

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Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

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98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

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Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

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Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

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2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

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equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

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Telephone 928 987 952 Office Line Open Mon - Fri 8AM - 8PMNews amp suNshiNe

Zero-G GC spaceplanesSwiss Space Systems (S3) is a company which plans to provide orbital launches of small satellites and manned sub-orbital spaceflights The company is based at Payerne in western Switzerland where it plans to build a spaceport by 2015 Suborbital spaceplanes will be launched from an Airbus A300 giving the space-craft more initial speed and altitude than if it were launched from the ground The spacecraft in turn will release a disposable third stage

The company aims to charge 10 million Swiss Francs (US$105 million) for each launch using unmanned sub-orbital spaceplanes that could carry satellites weighing up to 250 kilos (550 pounds) The costs are reduced by the reusable nature of the spaceplane and other launch facilities and by a lower fuel-con-sumption than on conventional launch systems

S3 also hopes to develop a manned version of its suborbital spaceplane in order

to provide supersonic intercontinental flights to paying customers According to CEO Pascal Jaussi ldquoFar from wishing to launch into the space tourism market we want rather to establish a new mode of air travel based on our satellite launch model that will allow spaceports on different continents to be reached in an hourrdquo

The project includes several partners such as the European Space Agency Das-sault Aviation and the Von Karman Institute

The choice of Gran Canaria as the first European centre of operations is a hugely important development for the islands for Spain and for S3 along with its prestigious Spanish partners

ldquoSpain represents a destination of choice for S3 to achieve its objectives both in terms of engineering and operationsrdquo outlined Augusto Caramagno the man who will head up the new high-tech Spanish enterprise ldquoThe main reasons [for the choice] lay in the maturity and track record of the Spanish aerospace sector and the availability of airport infrastructure at various suitable locations for S3 operationsrdquo The company aims to create 80 permanent jobs between now and 2017 to carry out the activities planned for S3-Spain and its partners

Gran Canaria will serve as European operations centre for S3With its headquarters in Payerne (Switzerland) S3 will conduct the main Research amp Development from itrsquos planned ldquoSpace Portrdquo to be built in 2015 Manufac-turing of the elements and subsystems of the SOAR (reusable spaceplane) and upper-stages will be carried out by partners abroad in Spain among other coun-tries The assembly integration and initial tests of the shuttle will be conducted in Payerne

The Canary Islands region represents a perfect location to have test facilities for subsystems mock--up engines and complete system flight tests by 2017 A Spaceport would be built for the integration of satellites with the SFS and the first commercial launches as early as in 2018

This infrastructure could also offer sub-orbital manned flights in a later phase

Before these launches Gran Canaria will also be a key area for S3 as it will be the first European location for Zero-G flights to be operated for research and leisure purposes S3rsquos decision for the Canary Islands was motivated by the high level of support received from the ldquoSociedad de Promocioacuten de Gran Canaria (SPEGC)rdquo

3The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

EuropErsquos First 7 star hotElpop stars in El pajar amp arguinEguiacuten Football

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What if we told you that the sleepy southern tourist resort town and not-so-long-ago simple fishing village of Arguineguiacuten was now at the heart of an investment plan headed up by international stars from the worlds of football and entertainment What if we were able to confirm that now a land deal has been done the project expected to cost almost 1 billion euros is entering its final and detailed plan-ning stages aiming to open the single most prestigious facility of its type in the world You might say we were mad doubt our sources and perhaps even ask us if we have actually been to the little Tuesday-market-town re-cently to see for ourselves rdquoIacutell believe it when I see itrdquo you might sayhellip

Well an exclusive and unique new resort development on Gran Canaria is currently in the planning stages according to Norwegian newspaper Finansavisen Dubbed rdquoKokoonrdquo the Norwegian investment group behind it are aiming for it to become Europersquos first seven-star luxury and wellness centre

Ernst Pedersen CEO of the investment group has stated ldquoCurrently we are in the development stage and working with investors to establish fundingrdquo

Kokoon is a Performance amp Health facility Centre of a different kind an

oasis for high-class clientele requiring recuperation within the confines of a highly secure facility

Fronted by musicians and footballers

According to Finansavisen the con-cept founders have already put up a huge amount for the project with an estimated 800 million euros be-ing suggested as the potential overall price tag

Pop legend Morten Harket Photo Jarle Vines Creative Commons Attribution Sharealike 30

The project is fronted by singer Morten Harket best known as the singer for Norwegian supergroup A-ha whose 1984 hit ldquoTake On merdquo rocketed them on to the international music scene and is said to be the vice president presumably providing a fairly high level connection to the world of entertainment Accompany-

ing him are two former Norwegian football players Raymond Kvisvik and Dagfinn Enerly who have been respec-tively labelled football manager and mental specialist and they are joined by world renowned British footballing manager Ron Atkinson who is acting as a sports consultant to the project and giving it his fullest commitment and endorsement saying in a recent interview discussing his involvement with Kokoon ldquoon the football side over the years I have taken teams all over the world to various training camps but I believe the concept of ldquoKokoonrdquo will be far in advance of anything Irsquove ever experienced in Germany Italy or Hollandhellipldquo

So whatrsquos it all about Well though details are sketchy right now it appears there are to be five zones split in to two areas one freely open to the public and ldquoThe other and by far the larger will be a completely secluded world that will meet the requirements of our top performers in sports business entertainment and other walks of liferdquo

It will include a six-star hotel 80 luxury villas numerous restaurants and cafeacutes a private hospital casino cinema spa and with the involvement of Big Ron and Kvisvik lined up to be ldquofootball managerrdquo we can conclude that the

fitness facilities are being aimed at professional top level players

Big Ron

The various five lsquozonesrsquo will separate the facilities in to secure and manage-able areas The first is to be located directly on the sea front where they plan to build a private beach lagoon and a conference venue boasting probably the most magnificent views out to sea and to sunsets over Mount Teide on neighbouring Tenerife as can be found anywhere on Gran Canaria

Zone two will include a private hospi-tal a world class top level sports club and various games areas Zone three will consist of a luxury hotel spa and parking In zone four tennis athletics spa and a clubhouseAnd therefore we guess the luxury villas and restaurants will more than likely occupy zone five

A 20000 seater Music StadiumRead More on Kokoon at TheCanaryNewscom

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

We are humbled to have been hon-oured in this way by GLAY one of the most important organisations on this island not just for annually coordinat-ing PRIDE the largest event of its kind in The Canary Islands or their equality and community work but as a real working example of what can be achieved by the foreign resident com-munity on Gran Canaria as a whole

Working with natives and foreigners alike through mutual cooperation and proper communication with local and regional government they give a voice to businesses and individuals who have chosen this as their home and wish to contribute to the future success and quality of life for all who live and work here in The Canaries Our future success resides simply in our ability to work together and GLAY as an association of merit show that by working with a united front great things can be achieved

There are so many great foreign media outlets on the island and in the south and they each fulfil a highly important niche role within the various commu-nities distributing information giving insight and supporting local business we are very proud to count ourselves among them and to be recognised in this way

Thank you everyone who voted for us and in particular to the members of GLAY for this great award A real hon-our Thank you we will work harder to serve you and moving forward try to offer you ever more opportunity and an ever better News Views amp Sunshine

Edward Timon - Editor

Weacutere honouredEl Corte Ingleacutes is coming to the Mas-palomas Faro 2 shopping centre The Department store is planning 25000 square metres for the project expect-ed to be presented around the end of this month fourteen years since the group first voiced a desire to come to the South of Gran Canaria

This month the El Corte Ingleacutes group are expected to announce their design plans for a new department store to be opened right in the heart of Mas-palomas at the Campo Internacional which is expected to significantly re-verse the fortunes of the long-desolate Faro II shopping centre The chain which in the year 2000 first announced their desire to set up in the south of Gran Canaria is reported to be nearing finalisation of the building plan that will be placed on a plot adjacent to the existing Faro 2 Commercial Centre owned by the Lopesan group

Faro Dos Shopping Centre in the middle of the Campo de Internacional Maspalomas

Faro Dos Shopping Centre in the middle of the Campo de Internacional Maspalomas

The establishment of the new facil-ity is planned to cover 25000 square meters and will involve an investment of 40 million euros Among the ideas so far put forward by the architects is that the new establishment will be connected to the Faro 2 shopping centre which is also to be completely renovated The challenge will be to ensure that both buildings new and old are integrated as a single shop-ping area so that tourists and other shoppers can easily move from one building to the other Both projects have already been included in the San Bartolomeacute de Tirajana (SBT) Plan for Tourist Area Modernization now well under way so both Lopesan and El Corte Ingleacutes are under significant pres-sure to meet set deadlines as January 4th will mark one year since this docu-ment entered into force and therefore is reportedly the absolute deadline

that the companies have to file with the Cityrsquos construction and renovation projects planning department

Although El Corte Ingleacutes has for many years prioritised the setting up of an establishment in the tourist area of SBT simply due to the huge influx of foreigners visiting the area the fact that the General Management Plan for the municipality was not updated since 1996 had remained as an ob-stacle to the initiative and so it was decided to make provision for this new department store to be developed through the Modernization Plan while securing a significant investment to help improve the commercial supply within this municipality which has been recognised to be lagging behind in terms of general infrastructure Simply put what was once set up solely for visiting foreign tourists has not been able to sufficiently keep pace with the rapid urban growth in long-term residential development and population

The current economic stability and ongoing growth in tourism occupation in the south (TheCanaryNewscom)

el Corte ingleacutes plans to build in Maspalomas

The strange creatures found inside living in complete dark-ness have never before been recorded in modern science

A group of mountaineers and biologists near the village of La Aldea San Nicholas within Gran Canariarsquos Biosphere Reserve has discovered one of the oldest volcanic tubes in the world formed 14 million years ago in which two spe-cies of hitherto unknown insects have proliferated

The findings published on Thursday November 21st by the Cabildo of Gran Canaria is a revelation in regard to the age of the volcanic formations which it now seems are much older than the Llano Cave in Fuerteventura which at a mil-lion years was attributed as being the oldest in Spain

The ancient lava tube is located in Aslobas mountain ndash a basaltic near-perfect pyramid that rises nearly 1000m up between the ravines of Tasarte and Tasartico on the west coast of the island The cave just 47 meters long was found to be inhabited by two hitherto unrecorded species of insects fully adapted to living almost without nutrients and in complete darkness

Montantildea Aslobas is known by some hik-ers and locals as the ldquoMountain of The She-Wolfrdquo due to a linguistic coincidence in Spanish though it is actually thought to have been origi-nally named by the pre-hispanic native residents of the island

In an environment with 94 relative humidity and at 24ordmC two new species of invertebrates a small completely blind cockroach (Symploce spn) and a depigmented cochineal were found to have adapted to survive without light on just the sparse nutrients carried by water seepage within the cave

one of the oldest volcanic tubes in the world discovered on Gran Canaria

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Groundfloor bungalow with large terrace in beloved complex with large pool beautiful gardens poolbar tennis court and parking lot

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operation KiloAsociacioacuten Vecinos Las Lomas de ArguineguiacutenOperation Kilo in Action in Puerto Rico gathering donated food for families most in need as Christmas approaches Though their work continues throughout the year on a weekly basis this is one of the most important seasons Well done everyone involved Great Work

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Those who use social networking site Facebook may have noticed in recent years how it has changed significantly the way that people communicate with each other Not simply across long distances but also on a very local level Not only does it very clearly show up who the antisocial so-and-sorsquos in the community are who just cannot help themselves but air their dirty laundry display bigotry be abusive or spread malicious gossip but it also has the wonder-ful power to show us whose ad-vice we might be able trust when it comes to working out lifersquos little issues simply by being a record of how we publicly interact with those who request a little help from the people to whom they are connectedFacebook now plays a pivotal role previously only provided through local newspapers com-munity groups and other forms of members club where asking for a little local knowledge or someones personal experience of dealing with bureaucracies regulations or our responsibilities under the law and to your local town hall were the only readily accesible way to ensure that we understood how the world worked around us Not to mentioned the huge array of ldquobuy and sellrdquo FB pages provid-ing a window to the vibrant and virulent second-hand market re-placing much of what the humble classified does for those who still prefer to advertise in the more static and traditional print mediaLiving in a foreign country brings with it a whole new set of issues when it comes to trying to ensure that you understand your rights and what is expected of you not least of all cultural attitudes and the language barrier can feel somewhat insurmountable no matter how many of those munici-pal classes you take or Language

Exchange Groups you attend to try and brush-up on your understand-ing sometimes even the simplest of tasks can make you feel like you are from another planetAdd to that have-a-go-heros often down the pub who may have a rather militant approach to deal-ing with a host countryrsquos authority figures or even a less than flat-tering view of the native resident population whose guest letrsquos face it you really are or even the half-baked advice from those who ldquogot away with it oncerdquo back in the mid 80s choose to ignore the rules and bid you do the same and the whole situation becomes a minefield that can lead not only to frustration and misunderstanding but can even end in considerable and unnecessary expenseWell one group on Facebook that has been growing in earnest since earlier this year is set to change all that for the better It is modelled on that well known British institu-tion the Citizenrsquos Advice Bureau the free volunteer run service that far pre-dates Google where anyone who had a question about their life or wanted to better understand the regulations in the town that they lived was able to drop in on a Tuesday morning (or whenever it was open) for a cup of tea and a chat with a helper who would actively assist you to find the answers you needed or the people you needed to speak to so as to clear up any muddle and set you on the right roadMyra Azzopardi Swainson founder of the Costa Advice Bureau is no stranger to communicating the nuances of living as a foreign resi-dent in Spain and can help youHaving travelled widely through-out her life and lived lsquoabroadrsquo for many years she has had involve-ment in four Spanish municipal elections simply she says to rep-resent the non-Spanish commu-

nity in her area ldquoI basically worked as a trouble shooter for the expatsrdquo she adds modestlyShe was part of a group who originally put forward reasons for the need of an office for the expat com-munity Which led two years later to the party she had campaigned with setting up an office in Estepona not far from Marbella and the infamous border crossing to the rock of Gibraltar for just that purpose She was also asked to stand in the 2011 elec-tions as a Councillor ldquoI declinedrdquo she says succinctlyIn 2006 during a serious illness she set up Costa Advice Bureau But she says that she found more than a third of her clients either could not afford even her most reason-able fees and simply needed just accurate advice and informationThis prompted her to set up a Facebook group simply entitled ldquoCitizens Advice Bureau Spainrdquo around May of this year and she says she ldquoreally got busyrdquo in late AugustNow with more than 3000 mem-bers and growing daily Myra has set about documenting basic sets of instructions that have not only been of help to British expats but in fact all kinds of foreign residents and indeed even native Spaniards have found the depth of understanding with which she and her team tackle each issue has led them too to benefit from the clear explanations of every citizens rights under both Spanish and European legislation which some-times even the town hall officials and the police do not sufficiently understandCITIZENS ADVICE BUREAU CANARY ISLANDS aims to deal with some of the issues more specific to liv-

ing here while helping to group members by locality Join themRecently Myra posted ldquoI absolute-ly love my part within the group My mother always said that I was argumentative and rebellious For a reason that must have been ldquoldquoBesides giving accurate informa-tion we amongst other feats have managed to ascertain that a certain bureaucratic office took the time to listen to us about the correct interpretation of Spanish laws and rules This gave many expat pensioners the right to re-new their health cards which until we intervened was being denied to themrdquo BravoThe aim of her group is to provide independent advice information and support for all interested expatriates and Spaniards alike Such a support group is impera-tive especially for the hundreds of thousands of non Spanish residents who often struggle to understand the existing and ever changing laws and rulesThey are an apolitical group but intend to become a strong enough force to be able to lobby for the rights of citizens under the law ldquoWe are aware that we also need a functional and serious consumer protection agencyrdquoThey provide a free service and are now setting up a non profit organisation We have offered them our full support and hope to be able to bring you benefit from their amazing work in the future

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

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Our services Allianz Insurance

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With you from A-Z

the holiDay season is here

In Gran Canaria this means an influx of tourists wanting to spend Christmas and New year in the sun Having a fun stay with sunshine going out for a nice dinner and such

For us who live here as expats it usually means receiving friends and family or just spending a few days enjoying the weather instead of snow or rain and cold in our home countries

But due to the current crisis a lot of people and families on this island will not enjoy this holiday season Expats and locals have been hit hard by the crisis People have lost their jobs and are struggling to make ends meet Canarians and expats alike

If you can afford it then why not give something back to the people of this beautiful Island during this holiday season (and perhaps even beyond)

Give something to the charities that have been supporting those in need

Every Euro helps so if you can afford to we urge you to spend 10euro20euro30euro100euro that could offer great relief for those organisations that are helping people who really need it

Not just through this holiday season but also after that

Thank you

Adrian HeefferWe understand that designer cake makerrsquos Tartisima are helping to coordinate a collection for organisations like Caipsho who provide basic necessities for low income and homeless individuals along with community stalwart Kim Walters from Kimrsquos Bar in Playa del

Ingleacutes where you can get more information You can find out more by contacting them directly through Facebook (FB comtartisima) or giving them a call on 682 52 91 80 or at Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

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Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

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Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

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14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

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The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

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You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

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TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

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2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

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INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

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SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

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Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

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40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

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1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

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ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

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Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 3: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

3The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

EuropErsquos First 7 star hotElpop stars in El pajar amp arguinEguiacuten Football

In the south of Gran Canaria a closer great hospital

928 063 666wwwhospitalessanroquecom

NEW DIALYSIS UNIT

Follow us on

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What if we told you that the sleepy southern tourist resort town and not-so-long-ago simple fishing village of Arguineguiacuten was now at the heart of an investment plan headed up by international stars from the worlds of football and entertainment What if we were able to confirm that now a land deal has been done the project expected to cost almost 1 billion euros is entering its final and detailed plan-ning stages aiming to open the single most prestigious facility of its type in the world You might say we were mad doubt our sources and perhaps even ask us if we have actually been to the little Tuesday-market-town re-cently to see for ourselves rdquoIacutell believe it when I see itrdquo you might sayhellip

Well an exclusive and unique new resort development on Gran Canaria is currently in the planning stages according to Norwegian newspaper Finansavisen Dubbed rdquoKokoonrdquo the Norwegian investment group behind it are aiming for it to become Europersquos first seven-star luxury and wellness centre

Ernst Pedersen CEO of the investment group has stated ldquoCurrently we are in the development stage and working with investors to establish fundingrdquo

Kokoon is a Performance amp Health facility Centre of a different kind an

oasis for high-class clientele requiring recuperation within the confines of a highly secure facility

Fronted by musicians and footballers

According to Finansavisen the con-cept founders have already put up a huge amount for the project with an estimated 800 million euros be-ing suggested as the potential overall price tag

Pop legend Morten Harket Photo Jarle Vines Creative Commons Attribution Sharealike 30

The project is fronted by singer Morten Harket best known as the singer for Norwegian supergroup A-ha whose 1984 hit ldquoTake On merdquo rocketed them on to the international music scene and is said to be the vice president presumably providing a fairly high level connection to the world of entertainment Accompany-

ing him are two former Norwegian football players Raymond Kvisvik and Dagfinn Enerly who have been respec-tively labelled football manager and mental specialist and they are joined by world renowned British footballing manager Ron Atkinson who is acting as a sports consultant to the project and giving it his fullest commitment and endorsement saying in a recent interview discussing his involvement with Kokoon ldquoon the football side over the years I have taken teams all over the world to various training camps but I believe the concept of ldquoKokoonrdquo will be far in advance of anything Irsquove ever experienced in Germany Italy or Hollandhellipldquo

So whatrsquos it all about Well though details are sketchy right now it appears there are to be five zones split in to two areas one freely open to the public and ldquoThe other and by far the larger will be a completely secluded world that will meet the requirements of our top performers in sports business entertainment and other walks of liferdquo

It will include a six-star hotel 80 luxury villas numerous restaurants and cafeacutes a private hospital casino cinema spa and with the involvement of Big Ron and Kvisvik lined up to be ldquofootball managerrdquo we can conclude that the

fitness facilities are being aimed at professional top level players

Big Ron

The various five lsquozonesrsquo will separate the facilities in to secure and manage-able areas The first is to be located directly on the sea front where they plan to build a private beach lagoon and a conference venue boasting probably the most magnificent views out to sea and to sunsets over Mount Teide on neighbouring Tenerife as can be found anywhere on Gran Canaria

Zone two will include a private hospi-tal a world class top level sports club and various games areas Zone three will consist of a luxury hotel spa and parking In zone four tennis athletics spa and a clubhouseAnd therefore we guess the luxury villas and restaurants will more than likely occupy zone five

A 20000 seater Music StadiumRead More on Kokoon at TheCanaryNewscom

4 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

We are humbled to have been hon-oured in this way by GLAY one of the most important organisations on this island not just for annually coordinat-ing PRIDE the largest event of its kind in The Canary Islands or their equality and community work but as a real working example of what can be achieved by the foreign resident com-munity on Gran Canaria as a whole

Working with natives and foreigners alike through mutual cooperation and proper communication with local and regional government they give a voice to businesses and individuals who have chosen this as their home and wish to contribute to the future success and quality of life for all who live and work here in The Canaries Our future success resides simply in our ability to work together and GLAY as an association of merit show that by working with a united front great things can be achieved

There are so many great foreign media outlets on the island and in the south and they each fulfil a highly important niche role within the various commu-nities distributing information giving insight and supporting local business we are very proud to count ourselves among them and to be recognised in this way

Thank you everyone who voted for us and in particular to the members of GLAY for this great award A real hon-our Thank you we will work harder to serve you and moving forward try to offer you ever more opportunity and an ever better News Views amp Sunshine

Edward Timon - Editor

Weacutere honouredEl Corte Ingleacutes is coming to the Mas-palomas Faro 2 shopping centre The Department store is planning 25000 square metres for the project expect-ed to be presented around the end of this month fourteen years since the group first voiced a desire to come to the South of Gran Canaria

This month the El Corte Ingleacutes group are expected to announce their design plans for a new department store to be opened right in the heart of Mas-palomas at the Campo Internacional which is expected to significantly re-verse the fortunes of the long-desolate Faro II shopping centre The chain which in the year 2000 first announced their desire to set up in the south of Gran Canaria is reported to be nearing finalisation of the building plan that will be placed on a plot adjacent to the existing Faro 2 Commercial Centre owned by the Lopesan group

Faro Dos Shopping Centre in the middle of the Campo de Internacional Maspalomas

Faro Dos Shopping Centre in the middle of the Campo de Internacional Maspalomas

The establishment of the new facil-ity is planned to cover 25000 square meters and will involve an investment of 40 million euros Among the ideas so far put forward by the architects is that the new establishment will be connected to the Faro 2 shopping centre which is also to be completely renovated The challenge will be to ensure that both buildings new and old are integrated as a single shop-ping area so that tourists and other shoppers can easily move from one building to the other Both projects have already been included in the San Bartolomeacute de Tirajana (SBT) Plan for Tourist Area Modernization now well under way so both Lopesan and El Corte Ingleacutes are under significant pres-sure to meet set deadlines as January 4th will mark one year since this docu-ment entered into force and therefore is reportedly the absolute deadline

that the companies have to file with the Cityrsquos construction and renovation projects planning department

Although El Corte Ingleacutes has for many years prioritised the setting up of an establishment in the tourist area of SBT simply due to the huge influx of foreigners visiting the area the fact that the General Management Plan for the municipality was not updated since 1996 had remained as an ob-stacle to the initiative and so it was decided to make provision for this new department store to be developed through the Modernization Plan while securing a significant investment to help improve the commercial supply within this municipality which has been recognised to be lagging behind in terms of general infrastructure Simply put what was once set up solely for visiting foreign tourists has not been able to sufficiently keep pace with the rapid urban growth in long-term residential development and population

The current economic stability and ongoing growth in tourism occupation in the south (TheCanaryNewscom)

el Corte ingleacutes plans to build in Maspalomas

The strange creatures found inside living in complete dark-ness have never before been recorded in modern science

A group of mountaineers and biologists near the village of La Aldea San Nicholas within Gran Canariarsquos Biosphere Reserve has discovered one of the oldest volcanic tubes in the world formed 14 million years ago in which two spe-cies of hitherto unknown insects have proliferated

The findings published on Thursday November 21st by the Cabildo of Gran Canaria is a revelation in regard to the age of the volcanic formations which it now seems are much older than the Llano Cave in Fuerteventura which at a mil-lion years was attributed as being the oldest in Spain

The ancient lava tube is located in Aslobas mountain ndash a basaltic near-perfect pyramid that rises nearly 1000m up between the ravines of Tasarte and Tasartico on the west coast of the island The cave just 47 meters long was found to be inhabited by two hitherto unrecorded species of insects fully adapted to living almost without nutrients and in complete darkness

Montantildea Aslobas is known by some hik-ers and locals as the ldquoMountain of The She-Wolfrdquo due to a linguistic coincidence in Spanish though it is actually thought to have been origi-nally named by the pre-hispanic native residents of the island

In an environment with 94 relative humidity and at 24ordmC two new species of invertebrates a small completely blind cockroach (Symploce spn) and a depigmented cochineal were found to have adapted to survive without light on just the sparse nutrients carried by water seepage within the cave

one of the oldest volcanic tubes in the world discovered on Gran Canaria

5The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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Groundfloor bungalow with large terrace in beloved complex with large pool beautiful gardens poolbar tennis court and parking lot

One bedroom 128000- euro Two bedrooms 168000- euro

PLaya DeL InGLeacuteS ldquoCaLLe ROmardquoBeautiful one bedroom corner-apartment of 40 m2

Private and very quiet complex with pool Only 50 meters from the beach prom-enade Low community fee

Price 98000- euro

Playa del Ingleacutes near ldquoRIU PaLaCerdquo

Beautiful one bedroom corner-apartment with double balcony

Only a few meters from the beach promenade

Price 100000- euro

San aGUSTIacuten Luxurious 2 bed bungalow with seaview

Rare sales because

absolute quiet situation 2 spacious terraces easy access very bright very private renovated

excellently equipped heated pool parking space etc

Price 295000- euro

operation KiloAsociacioacuten Vecinos Las Lomas de ArguineguiacutenOperation Kilo in Action in Puerto Rico gathering donated food for families most in need as Christmas approaches Though their work continues throughout the year on a weekly basis this is one of the most important seasons Well done everyone involved Great Work

Give them a call or send them a message if you would like to help those who need it most this Christmas of in deed for the new year why not commit to help more regularly

Please contact us here 675 831 822FacebookcomProyectoVecinalDeAlimentosDeMogan

If you would like to help out you can also write to us here on

AVLLATheCanaryNewscom

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the Canary CitiZens aDviCe bureau

Find us in the centre pages maps

Check just some of our Sample deals on pages 33 amp 34 and get saving TOADY

Those who use social networking site Facebook may have noticed in recent years how it has changed significantly the way that people communicate with each other Not simply across long distances but also on a very local level Not only does it very clearly show up who the antisocial so-and-sorsquos in the community are who just cannot help themselves but air their dirty laundry display bigotry be abusive or spread malicious gossip but it also has the wonder-ful power to show us whose ad-vice we might be able trust when it comes to working out lifersquos little issues simply by being a record of how we publicly interact with those who request a little help from the people to whom they are connectedFacebook now plays a pivotal role previously only provided through local newspapers com-munity groups and other forms of members club where asking for a little local knowledge or someones personal experience of dealing with bureaucracies regulations or our responsibilities under the law and to your local town hall were the only readily accesible way to ensure that we understood how the world worked around us Not to mentioned the huge array of ldquobuy and sellrdquo FB pages provid-ing a window to the vibrant and virulent second-hand market re-placing much of what the humble classified does for those who still prefer to advertise in the more static and traditional print mediaLiving in a foreign country brings with it a whole new set of issues when it comes to trying to ensure that you understand your rights and what is expected of you not least of all cultural attitudes and the language barrier can feel somewhat insurmountable no matter how many of those munici-pal classes you take or Language

Exchange Groups you attend to try and brush-up on your understand-ing sometimes even the simplest of tasks can make you feel like you are from another planetAdd to that have-a-go-heros often down the pub who may have a rather militant approach to deal-ing with a host countryrsquos authority figures or even a less than flat-tering view of the native resident population whose guest letrsquos face it you really are or even the half-baked advice from those who ldquogot away with it oncerdquo back in the mid 80s choose to ignore the rules and bid you do the same and the whole situation becomes a minefield that can lead not only to frustration and misunderstanding but can even end in considerable and unnecessary expenseWell one group on Facebook that has been growing in earnest since earlier this year is set to change all that for the better It is modelled on that well known British institu-tion the Citizenrsquos Advice Bureau the free volunteer run service that far pre-dates Google where anyone who had a question about their life or wanted to better understand the regulations in the town that they lived was able to drop in on a Tuesday morning (or whenever it was open) for a cup of tea and a chat with a helper who would actively assist you to find the answers you needed or the people you needed to speak to so as to clear up any muddle and set you on the right roadMyra Azzopardi Swainson founder of the Costa Advice Bureau is no stranger to communicating the nuances of living as a foreign resi-dent in Spain and can help youHaving travelled widely through-out her life and lived lsquoabroadrsquo for many years she has had involve-ment in four Spanish municipal elections simply she says to rep-resent the non-Spanish commu-

nity in her area ldquoI basically worked as a trouble shooter for the expatsrdquo she adds modestlyShe was part of a group who originally put forward reasons for the need of an office for the expat com-munity Which led two years later to the party she had campaigned with setting up an office in Estepona not far from Marbella and the infamous border crossing to the rock of Gibraltar for just that purpose She was also asked to stand in the 2011 elec-tions as a Councillor ldquoI declinedrdquo she says succinctlyIn 2006 during a serious illness she set up Costa Advice Bureau But she says that she found more than a third of her clients either could not afford even her most reason-able fees and simply needed just accurate advice and informationThis prompted her to set up a Facebook group simply entitled ldquoCitizens Advice Bureau Spainrdquo around May of this year and she says she ldquoreally got busyrdquo in late AugustNow with more than 3000 mem-bers and growing daily Myra has set about documenting basic sets of instructions that have not only been of help to British expats but in fact all kinds of foreign residents and indeed even native Spaniards have found the depth of understanding with which she and her team tackle each issue has led them too to benefit from the clear explanations of every citizens rights under both Spanish and European legislation which some-times even the town hall officials and the police do not sufficiently understandCITIZENS ADVICE BUREAU CANARY ISLANDS aims to deal with some of the issues more specific to liv-

ing here while helping to group members by locality Join themRecently Myra posted ldquoI absolute-ly love my part within the group My mother always said that I was argumentative and rebellious For a reason that must have been ldquoldquoBesides giving accurate informa-tion we amongst other feats have managed to ascertain that a certain bureaucratic office took the time to listen to us about the correct interpretation of Spanish laws and rules This gave many expat pensioners the right to re-new their health cards which until we intervened was being denied to themrdquo BravoThe aim of her group is to provide independent advice information and support for all interested expatriates and Spaniards alike Such a support group is impera-tive especially for the hundreds of thousands of non Spanish residents who often struggle to understand the existing and ever changing laws and rulesThey are an apolitical group but intend to become a strong enough force to be able to lobby for the rights of citizens under the law ldquoWe are aware that we also need a functional and serious consumer protection agencyrdquoThey provide a free service and are now setting up a non profit organisation We have offered them our full support and hope to be able to bring you benefit from their amazing work in the future

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8 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Patricia Ba Tel 685 287744 928 735763patybaallianzhotmailcom

Arguineguiacuten CC Ancora 97

Our services Allianz Insurance

NIE Residencia Car registration Legal documents Business registrat

Tax declarationsFor existing clients and new policies until December 2013

With you from A-Z

the holiDay season is here

In Gran Canaria this means an influx of tourists wanting to spend Christmas and New year in the sun Having a fun stay with sunshine going out for a nice dinner and such

For us who live here as expats it usually means receiving friends and family or just spending a few days enjoying the weather instead of snow or rain and cold in our home countries

But due to the current crisis a lot of people and families on this island will not enjoy this holiday season Expats and locals have been hit hard by the crisis People have lost their jobs and are struggling to make ends meet Canarians and expats alike

If you can afford it then why not give something back to the people of this beautiful Island during this holiday season (and perhaps even beyond)

Give something to the charities that have been supporting those in need

Every Euro helps so if you can afford to we urge you to spend 10euro20euro30euro100euro that could offer great relief for those organisations that are helping people who really need it

Not just through this holiday season but also after that

Thank you

Adrian HeefferWe understand that designer cake makerrsquos Tartisima are helping to coordinate a collection for organisations like Caipsho who provide basic necessities for low income and homeless individuals along with community stalwart Kim Walters from Kimrsquos Bar in Playa del

Ingleacutes where you can get more information You can find out more by contacting them directly through Facebook (FB comtartisima) or giving them a call on 682 52 91 80 or at Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

10 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

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wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

13The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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With 75 of the distribution is focused on the south of the island we are read by more English speaking tourists and

residents than any other publication here reaching well over 20000 readers every month from Puerto de Mogaacuten to Puerto

Rico Arguineguiacuten Maspalomas Playa del Ingleacutes and all the way up to Las Palmas More than 14 million impressions a year

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14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

pound to Euro 1211 1179

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Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

15The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNesept-oct 2013

The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

16 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariasept-oct 2013

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AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

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The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

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website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

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Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

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The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

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ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

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Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

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Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

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pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

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Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

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Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

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40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

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ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

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ans tail

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Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 4: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

4 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

We are humbled to have been hon-oured in this way by GLAY one of the most important organisations on this island not just for annually coordinat-ing PRIDE the largest event of its kind in The Canary Islands or their equality and community work but as a real working example of what can be achieved by the foreign resident com-munity on Gran Canaria as a whole

Working with natives and foreigners alike through mutual cooperation and proper communication with local and regional government they give a voice to businesses and individuals who have chosen this as their home and wish to contribute to the future success and quality of life for all who live and work here in The Canaries Our future success resides simply in our ability to work together and GLAY as an association of merit show that by working with a united front great things can be achieved

There are so many great foreign media outlets on the island and in the south and they each fulfil a highly important niche role within the various commu-nities distributing information giving insight and supporting local business we are very proud to count ourselves among them and to be recognised in this way

Thank you everyone who voted for us and in particular to the members of GLAY for this great award A real hon-our Thank you we will work harder to serve you and moving forward try to offer you ever more opportunity and an ever better News Views amp Sunshine

Edward Timon - Editor

Weacutere honouredEl Corte Ingleacutes is coming to the Mas-palomas Faro 2 shopping centre The Department store is planning 25000 square metres for the project expect-ed to be presented around the end of this month fourteen years since the group first voiced a desire to come to the South of Gran Canaria

This month the El Corte Ingleacutes group are expected to announce their design plans for a new department store to be opened right in the heart of Mas-palomas at the Campo Internacional which is expected to significantly re-verse the fortunes of the long-desolate Faro II shopping centre The chain which in the year 2000 first announced their desire to set up in the south of Gran Canaria is reported to be nearing finalisation of the building plan that will be placed on a plot adjacent to the existing Faro 2 Commercial Centre owned by the Lopesan group

Faro Dos Shopping Centre in the middle of the Campo de Internacional Maspalomas

Faro Dos Shopping Centre in the middle of the Campo de Internacional Maspalomas

The establishment of the new facil-ity is planned to cover 25000 square meters and will involve an investment of 40 million euros Among the ideas so far put forward by the architects is that the new establishment will be connected to the Faro 2 shopping centre which is also to be completely renovated The challenge will be to ensure that both buildings new and old are integrated as a single shop-ping area so that tourists and other shoppers can easily move from one building to the other Both projects have already been included in the San Bartolomeacute de Tirajana (SBT) Plan for Tourist Area Modernization now well under way so both Lopesan and El Corte Ingleacutes are under significant pres-sure to meet set deadlines as January 4th will mark one year since this docu-ment entered into force and therefore is reportedly the absolute deadline

that the companies have to file with the Cityrsquos construction and renovation projects planning department

Although El Corte Ingleacutes has for many years prioritised the setting up of an establishment in the tourist area of SBT simply due to the huge influx of foreigners visiting the area the fact that the General Management Plan for the municipality was not updated since 1996 had remained as an ob-stacle to the initiative and so it was decided to make provision for this new department store to be developed through the Modernization Plan while securing a significant investment to help improve the commercial supply within this municipality which has been recognised to be lagging behind in terms of general infrastructure Simply put what was once set up solely for visiting foreign tourists has not been able to sufficiently keep pace with the rapid urban growth in long-term residential development and population

The current economic stability and ongoing growth in tourism occupation in the south (TheCanaryNewscom)

el Corte ingleacutes plans to build in Maspalomas

The strange creatures found inside living in complete dark-ness have never before been recorded in modern science

A group of mountaineers and biologists near the village of La Aldea San Nicholas within Gran Canariarsquos Biosphere Reserve has discovered one of the oldest volcanic tubes in the world formed 14 million years ago in which two spe-cies of hitherto unknown insects have proliferated

The findings published on Thursday November 21st by the Cabildo of Gran Canaria is a revelation in regard to the age of the volcanic formations which it now seems are much older than the Llano Cave in Fuerteventura which at a mil-lion years was attributed as being the oldest in Spain

The ancient lava tube is located in Aslobas mountain ndash a basaltic near-perfect pyramid that rises nearly 1000m up between the ravines of Tasarte and Tasartico on the west coast of the island The cave just 47 meters long was found to be inhabited by two hitherto unrecorded species of insects fully adapted to living almost without nutrients and in complete darkness

Montantildea Aslobas is known by some hik-ers and locals as the ldquoMountain of The She-Wolfrdquo due to a linguistic coincidence in Spanish though it is actually thought to have been origi-nally named by the pre-hispanic native residents of the island

In an environment with 94 relative humidity and at 24ordmC two new species of invertebrates a small completely blind cockroach (Symploce spn) and a depigmented cochineal were found to have adapted to survive without light on just the sparse nutrients carried by water seepage within the cave

one of the oldest volcanic tubes in the world discovered on Gran Canaria

5The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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Drop in for a chat or give us a call

Offering you the very best opportunities for more then 25 years

PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach

Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator Low community fee

Price 88000-euro MASPALOMAS BUNGALOW AT THE GOLFCOURSE

Groundfloor bungalow with large terrace in beloved complex with large pool beautiful gardens poolbar tennis court and parking lot

One bedroom 128000- euro Two bedrooms 168000- euro

PLaya DeL InGLeacuteS ldquoCaLLe ROmardquoBeautiful one bedroom corner-apartment of 40 m2

Private and very quiet complex with pool Only 50 meters from the beach prom-enade Low community fee

Price 98000- euro

Playa del Ingleacutes near ldquoRIU PaLaCerdquo

Beautiful one bedroom corner-apartment with double balcony

Only a few meters from the beach promenade

Price 100000- euro

San aGUSTIacuten Luxurious 2 bed bungalow with seaview

Rare sales because

absolute quiet situation 2 spacious terraces easy access very bright very private renovated

excellently equipped heated pool parking space etc

Price 295000- euro

operation KiloAsociacioacuten Vecinos Las Lomas de ArguineguiacutenOperation Kilo in Action in Puerto Rico gathering donated food for families most in need as Christmas approaches Though their work continues throughout the year on a weekly basis this is one of the most important seasons Well done everyone involved Great Work

Give them a call or send them a message if you would like to help those who need it most this Christmas of in deed for the new year why not commit to help more regularly

Please contact us here 675 831 822FacebookcomProyectoVecinalDeAlimentosDeMogan

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Find us in the centre pages maps

Check just some of our Sample deals on pages 33 amp 34 and get saving TOADY

Those who use social networking site Facebook may have noticed in recent years how it has changed significantly the way that people communicate with each other Not simply across long distances but also on a very local level Not only does it very clearly show up who the antisocial so-and-sorsquos in the community are who just cannot help themselves but air their dirty laundry display bigotry be abusive or spread malicious gossip but it also has the wonder-ful power to show us whose ad-vice we might be able trust when it comes to working out lifersquos little issues simply by being a record of how we publicly interact with those who request a little help from the people to whom they are connectedFacebook now plays a pivotal role previously only provided through local newspapers com-munity groups and other forms of members club where asking for a little local knowledge or someones personal experience of dealing with bureaucracies regulations or our responsibilities under the law and to your local town hall were the only readily accesible way to ensure that we understood how the world worked around us Not to mentioned the huge array of ldquobuy and sellrdquo FB pages provid-ing a window to the vibrant and virulent second-hand market re-placing much of what the humble classified does for those who still prefer to advertise in the more static and traditional print mediaLiving in a foreign country brings with it a whole new set of issues when it comes to trying to ensure that you understand your rights and what is expected of you not least of all cultural attitudes and the language barrier can feel somewhat insurmountable no matter how many of those munici-pal classes you take or Language

Exchange Groups you attend to try and brush-up on your understand-ing sometimes even the simplest of tasks can make you feel like you are from another planetAdd to that have-a-go-heros often down the pub who may have a rather militant approach to deal-ing with a host countryrsquos authority figures or even a less than flat-tering view of the native resident population whose guest letrsquos face it you really are or even the half-baked advice from those who ldquogot away with it oncerdquo back in the mid 80s choose to ignore the rules and bid you do the same and the whole situation becomes a minefield that can lead not only to frustration and misunderstanding but can even end in considerable and unnecessary expenseWell one group on Facebook that has been growing in earnest since earlier this year is set to change all that for the better It is modelled on that well known British institu-tion the Citizenrsquos Advice Bureau the free volunteer run service that far pre-dates Google where anyone who had a question about their life or wanted to better understand the regulations in the town that they lived was able to drop in on a Tuesday morning (or whenever it was open) for a cup of tea and a chat with a helper who would actively assist you to find the answers you needed or the people you needed to speak to so as to clear up any muddle and set you on the right roadMyra Azzopardi Swainson founder of the Costa Advice Bureau is no stranger to communicating the nuances of living as a foreign resi-dent in Spain and can help youHaving travelled widely through-out her life and lived lsquoabroadrsquo for many years she has had involve-ment in four Spanish municipal elections simply she says to rep-resent the non-Spanish commu-

nity in her area ldquoI basically worked as a trouble shooter for the expatsrdquo she adds modestlyShe was part of a group who originally put forward reasons for the need of an office for the expat com-munity Which led two years later to the party she had campaigned with setting up an office in Estepona not far from Marbella and the infamous border crossing to the rock of Gibraltar for just that purpose She was also asked to stand in the 2011 elec-tions as a Councillor ldquoI declinedrdquo she says succinctlyIn 2006 during a serious illness she set up Costa Advice Bureau But she says that she found more than a third of her clients either could not afford even her most reason-able fees and simply needed just accurate advice and informationThis prompted her to set up a Facebook group simply entitled ldquoCitizens Advice Bureau Spainrdquo around May of this year and she says she ldquoreally got busyrdquo in late AugustNow with more than 3000 mem-bers and growing daily Myra has set about documenting basic sets of instructions that have not only been of help to British expats but in fact all kinds of foreign residents and indeed even native Spaniards have found the depth of understanding with which she and her team tackle each issue has led them too to benefit from the clear explanations of every citizens rights under both Spanish and European legislation which some-times even the town hall officials and the police do not sufficiently understandCITIZENS ADVICE BUREAU CANARY ISLANDS aims to deal with some of the issues more specific to liv-

ing here while helping to group members by locality Join themRecently Myra posted ldquoI absolute-ly love my part within the group My mother always said that I was argumentative and rebellious For a reason that must have been ldquoldquoBesides giving accurate informa-tion we amongst other feats have managed to ascertain that a certain bureaucratic office took the time to listen to us about the correct interpretation of Spanish laws and rules This gave many expat pensioners the right to re-new their health cards which until we intervened was being denied to themrdquo BravoThe aim of her group is to provide independent advice information and support for all interested expatriates and Spaniards alike Such a support group is impera-tive especially for the hundreds of thousands of non Spanish residents who often struggle to understand the existing and ever changing laws and rulesThey are an apolitical group but intend to become a strong enough force to be able to lobby for the rights of citizens under the law ldquoWe are aware that we also need a functional and serious consumer protection agencyrdquoThey provide a free service and are now setting up a non profit organisation We have offered them our full support and hope to be able to bring you benefit from their amazing work in the future

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Patricia Ba Tel 685 287744 928 735763patybaallianzhotmailcom

Arguineguiacuten CC Ancora 97

Our services Allianz Insurance

NIE Residencia Car registration Legal documents Business registrat

Tax declarationsFor existing clients and new policies until December 2013

With you from A-Z

the holiDay season is here

In Gran Canaria this means an influx of tourists wanting to spend Christmas and New year in the sun Having a fun stay with sunshine going out for a nice dinner and such

For us who live here as expats it usually means receiving friends and family or just spending a few days enjoying the weather instead of snow or rain and cold in our home countries

But due to the current crisis a lot of people and families on this island will not enjoy this holiday season Expats and locals have been hit hard by the crisis People have lost their jobs and are struggling to make ends meet Canarians and expats alike

If you can afford it then why not give something back to the people of this beautiful Island during this holiday season (and perhaps even beyond)

Give something to the charities that have been supporting those in need

Every Euro helps so if you can afford to we urge you to spend 10euro20euro30euro100euro that could offer great relief for those organisations that are helping people who really need it

Not just through this holiday season but also after that

Thank you

Adrian HeefferWe understand that designer cake makerrsquos Tartisima are helping to coordinate a collection for organisations like Caipsho who provide basic necessities for low income and homeless individuals along with community stalwart Kim Walters from Kimrsquos Bar in Playa del

Ingleacutes where you can get more information You can find out more by contacting them directly through Facebook (FB comtartisima) or giving them a call on 682 52 91 80 or at Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

10 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

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El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

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wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

13The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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With 75 of the distribution is focused on the south of the island we are read by more English speaking tourists and

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Rico Arguineguiacuten Maspalomas Playa del Ingleacutes and all the way up to Las Palmas More than 14 million impressions a year

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14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

pound to Euro 1211 1179

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Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

15The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNesept-oct 2013

The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

16 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariasept-oct 2013

Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

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Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

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have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

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Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

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CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

Daniel 639 941 547 bernmackhotmailcom

Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

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Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

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1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

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ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

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ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

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ans tail

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Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

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3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 5: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

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Offering you the very best opportunities for more then 25 years

PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach

Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator Low community fee

Price 88000-euro MASPALOMAS BUNGALOW AT THE GOLFCOURSE

Groundfloor bungalow with large terrace in beloved complex with large pool beautiful gardens poolbar tennis court and parking lot

One bedroom 128000- euro Two bedrooms 168000- euro

PLaya DeL InGLeacuteS ldquoCaLLe ROmardquoBeautiful one bedroom corner-apartment of 40 m2

Private and very quiet complex with pool Only 50 meters from the beach prom-enade Low community fee

Price 98000- euro

Playa del Ingleacutes near ldquoRIU PaLaCerdquo

Beautiful one bedroom corner-apartment with double balcony

Only a few meters from the beach promenade

Price 100000- euro

San aGUSTIacuten Luxurious 2 bed bungalow with seaview

Rare sales because

absolute quiet situation 2 spacious terraces easy access very bright very private renovated

excellently equipped heated pool parking space etc

Price 295000- euro

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the Canary CitiZens aDviCe bureau

Find us in the centre pages maps

Check just some of our Sample deals on pages 33 amp 34 and get saving TOADY

Those who use social networking site Facebook may have noticed in recent years how it has changed significantly the way that people communicate with each other Not simply across long distances but also on a very local level Not only does it very clearly show up who the antisocial so-and-sorsquos in the community are who just cannot help themselves but air their dirty laundry display bigotry be abusive or spread malicious gossip but it also has the wonder-ful power to show us whose ad-vice we might be able trust when it comes to working out lifersquos little issues simply by being a record of how we publicly interact with those who request a little help from the people to whom they are connectedFacebook now plays a pivotal role previously only provided through local newspapers com-munity groups and other forms of members club where asking for a little local knowledge or someones personal experience of dealing with bureaucracies regulations or our responsibilities under the law and to your local town hall were the only readily accesible way to ensure that we understood how the world worked around us Not to mentioned the huge array of ldquobuy and sellrdquo FB pages provid-ing a window to the vibrant and virulent second-hand market re-placing much of what the humble classified does for those who still prefer to advertise in the more static and traditional print mediaLiving in a foreign country brings with it a whole new set of issues when it comes to trying to ensure that you understand your rights and what is expected of you not least of all cultural attitudes and the language barrier can feel somewhat insurmountable no matter how many of those munici-pal classes you take or Language

Exchange Groups you attend to try and brush-up on your understand-ing sometimes even the simplest of tasks can make you feel like you are from another planetAdd to that have-a-go-heros often down the pub who may have a rather militant approach to deal-ing with a host countryrsquos authority figures or even a less than flat-tering view of the native resident population whose guest letrsquos face it you really are or even the half-baked advice from those who ldquogot away with it oncerdquo back in the mid 80s choose to ignore the rules and bid you do the same and the whole situation becomes a minefield that can lead not only to frustration and misunderstanding but can even end in considerable and unnecessary expenseWell one group on Facebook that has been growing in earnest since earlier this year is set to change all that for the better It is modelled on that well known British institu-tion the Citizenrsquos Advice Bureau the free volunteer run service that far pre-dates Google where anyone who had a question about their life or wanted to better understand the regulations in the town that they lived was able to drop in on a Tuesday morning (or whenever it was open) for a cup of tea and a chat with a helper who would actively assist you to find the answers you needed or the people you needed to speak to so as to clear up any muddle and set you on the right roadMyra Azzopardi Swainson founder of the Costa Advice Bureau is no stranger to communicating the nuances of living as a foreign resi-dent in Spain and can help youHaving travelled widely through-out her life and lived lsquoabroadrsquo for many years she has had involve-ment in four Spanish municipal elections simply she says to rep-resent the non-Spanish commu-

nity in her area ldquoI basically worked as a trouble shooter for the expatsrdquo she adds modestlyShe was part of a group who originally put forward reasons for the need of an office for the expat com-munity Which led two years later to the party she had campaigned with setting up an office in Estepona not far from Marbella and the infamous border crossing to the rock of Gibraltar for just that purpose She was also asked to stand in the 2011 elec-tions as a Councillor ldquoI declinedrdquo she says succinctlyIn 2006 during a serious illness she set up Costa Advice Bureau But she says that she found more than a third of her clients either could not afford even her most reason-able fees and simply needed just accurate advice and informationThis prompted her to set up a Facebook group simply entitled ldquoCitizens Advice Bureau Spainrdquo around May of this year and she says she ldquoreally got busyrdquo in late AugustNow with more than 3000 mem-bers and growing daily Myra has set about documenting basic sets of instructions that have not only been of help to British expats but in fact all kinds of foreign residents and indeed even native Spaniards have found the depth of understanding with which she and her team tackle each issue has led them too to benefit from the clear explanations of every citizens rights under both Spanish and European legislation which some-times even the town hall officials and the police do not sufficiently understandCITIZENS ADVICE BUREAU CANARY ISLANDS aims to deal with some of the issues more specific to liv-

ing here while helping to group members by locality Join themRecently Myra posted ldquoI absolute-ly love my part within the group My mother always said that I was argumentative and rebellious For a reason that must have been ldquoldquoBesides giving accurate informa-tion we amongst other feats have managed to ascertain that a certain bureaucratic office took the time to listen to us about the correct interpretation of Spanish laws and rules This gave many expat pensioners the right to re-new their health cards which until we intervened was being denied to themrdquo BravoThe aim of her group is to provide independent advice information and support for all interested expatriates and Spaniards alike Such a support group is impera-tive especially for the hundreds of thousands of non Spanish residents who often struggle to understand the existing and ever changing laws and rulesThey are an apolitical group but intend to become a strong enough force to be able to lobby for the rights of citizens under the law ldquoWe are aware that we also need a functional and serious consumer protection agencyrdquoThey provide a free service and are now setting up a non profit organisation We have offered them our full support and hope to be able to bring you benefit from their amazing work in the future

FB comgroupsCitizensAdviceBureauCanaryIslands

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

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Arguineguiacuten CC Ancora 97

Our services Allianz Insurance

NIE Residencia Car registration Legal documents Business registrat

Tax declarationsFor existing clients and new policies until December 2013

With you from A-Z

the holiDay season is here

In Gran Canaria this means an influx of tourists wanting to spend Christmas and New year in the sun Having a fun stay with sunshine going out for a nice dinner and such

For us who live here as expats it usually means receiving friends and family or just spending a few days enjoying the weather instead of snow or rain and cold in our home countries

But due to the current crisis a lot of people and families on this island will not enjoy this holiday season Expats and locals have been hit hard by the crisis People have lost their jobs and are struggling to make ends meet Canarians and expats alike

If you can afford it then why not give something back to the people of this beautiful Island during this holiday season (and perhaps even beyond)

Give something to the charities that have been supporting those in need

Every Euro helps so if you can afford to we urge you to spend 10euro20euro30euro100euro that could offer great relief for those organisations that are helping people who really need it

Not just through this holiday season but also after that

Thank you

Adrian HeefferWe understand that designer cake makerrsquos Tartisima are helping to coordinate a collection for organisations like Caipsho who provide basic necessities for low income and homeless individuals along with community stalwart Kim Walters from Kimrsquos Bar in Playa del

Ingleacutes where you can get more information You can find out more by contacting them directly through Facebook (FB comtartisima) or giving them a call on 682 52 91 80 or at Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

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Maspalomas

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Maspalomas

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Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

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With 75 of the distribution is focused on the south of the island we are read by more English speaking tourists and

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14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

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Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

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The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

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quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

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Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

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The Canary Guide to

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Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

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This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

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Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

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Buy or sell your property

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

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Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

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Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

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Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

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equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

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INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

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Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

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1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

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ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

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Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 6: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe6 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canaria

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe 7The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

the Canary CitiZens aDviCe bureau

Find us in the centre pages maps

Check just some of our Sample deals on pages 33 amp 34 and get saving TOADY

Those who use social networking site Facebook may have noticed in recent years how it has changed significantly the way that people communicate with each other Not simply across long distances but also on a very local level Not only does it very clearly show up who the antisocial so-and-sorsquos in the community are who just cannot help themselves but air their dirty laundry display bigotry be abusive or spread malicious gossip but it also has the wonder-ful power to show us whose ad-vice we might be able trust when it comes to working out lifersquos little issues simply by being a record of how we publicly interact with those who request a little help from the people to whom they are connectedFacebook now plays a pivotal role previously only provided through local newspapers com-munity groups and other forms of members club where asking for a little local knowledge or someones personal experience of dealing with bureaucracies regulations or our responsibilities under the law and to your local town hall were the only readily accesible way to ensure that we understood how the world worked around us Not to mentioned the huge array of ldquobuy and sellrdquo FB pages provid-ing a window to the vibrant and virulent second-hand market re-placing much of what the humble classified does for those who still prefer to advertise in the more static and traditional print mediaLiving in a foreign country brings with it a whole new set of issues when it comes to trying to ensure that you understand your rights and what is expected of you not least of all cultural attitudes and the language barrier can feel somewhat insurmountable no matter how many of those munici-pal classes you take or Language

Exchange Groups you attend to try and brush-up on your understand-ing sometimes even the simplest of tasks can make you feel like you are from another planetAdd to that have-a-go-heros often down the pub who may have a rather militant approach to deal-ing with a host countryrsquos authority figures or even a less than flat-tering view of the native resident population whose guest letrsquos face it you really are or even the half-baked advice from those who ldquogot away with it oncerdquo back in the mid 80s choose to ignore the rules and bid you do the same and the whole situation becomes a minefield that can lead not only to frustration and misunderstanding but can even end in considerable and unnecessary expenseWell one group on Facebook that has been growing in earnest since earlier this year is set to change all that for the better It is modelled on that well known British institu-tion the Citizenrsquos Advice Bureau the free volunteer run service that far pre-dates Google where anyone who had a question about their life or wanted to better understand the regulations in the town that they lived was able to drop in on a Tuesday morning (or whenever it was open) for a cup of tea and a chat with a helper who would actively assist you to find the answers you needed or the people you needed to speak to so as to clear up any muddle and set you on the right roadMyra Azzopardi Swainson founder of the Costa Advice Bureau is no stranger to communicating the nuances of living as a foreign resi-dent in Spain and can help youHaving travelled widely through-out her life and lived lsquoabroadrsquo for many years she has had involve-ment in four Spanish municipal elections simply she says to rep-resent the non-Spanish commu-

nity in her area ldquoI basically worked as a trouble shooter for the expatsrdquo she adds modestlyShe was part of a group who originally put forward reasons for the need of an office for the expat com-munity Which led two years later to the party she had campaigned with setting up an office in Estepona not far from Marbella and the infamous border crossing to the rock of Gibraltar for just that purpose She was also asked to stand in the 2011 elec-tions as a Councillor ldquoI declinedrdquo she says succinctlyIn 2006 during a serious illness she set up Costa Advice Bureau But she says that she found more than a third of her clients either could not afford even her most reason-able fees and simply needed just accurate advice and informationThis prompted her to set up a Facebook group simply entitled ldquoCitizens Advice Bureau Spainrdquo around May of this year and she says she ldquoreally got busyrdquo in late AugustNow with more than 3000 mem-bers and growing daily Myra has set about documenting basic sets of instructions that have not only been of help to British expats but in fact all kinds of foreign residents and indeed even native Spaniards have found the depth of understanding with which she and her team tackle each issue has led them too to benefit from the clear explanations of every citizens rights under both Spanish and European legislation which some-times even the town hall officials and the police do not sufficiently understandCITIZENS ADVICE BUREAU CANARY ISLANDS aims to deal with some of the issues more specific to liv-

ing here while helping to group members by locality Join themRecently Myra posted ldquoI absolute-ly love my part within the group My mother always said that I was argumentative and rebellious For a reason that must have been ldquoldquoBesides giving accurate informa-tion we amongst other feats have managed to ascertain that a certain bureaucratic office took the time to listen to us about the correct interpretation of Spanish laws and rules This gave many expat pensioners the right to re-new their health cards which until we intervened was being denied to themrdquo BravoThe aim of her group is to provide independent advice information and support for all interested expatriates and Spaniards alike Such a support group is impera-tive especially for the hundreds of thousands of non Spanish residents who often struggle to understand the existing and ever changing laws and rulesThey are an apolitical group but intend to become a strong enough force to be able to lobby for the rights of citizens under the law ldquoWe are aware that we also need a functional and serious consumer protection agencyrdquoThey provide a free service and are now setting up a non profit organisation We have offered them our full support and hope to be able to bring you benefit from their amazing work in the future

FB comgroupsCitizensAdviceBureauCanaryIslands

8 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Patricia Ba Tel 685 287744 928 735763patybaallianzhotmailcom

Arguineguiacuten CC Ancora 97

Our services Allianz Insurance

NIE Residencia Car registration Legal documents Business registrat

Tax declarationsFor existing clients and new policies until December 2013

With you from A-Z

the holiDay season is here

In Gran Canaria this means an influx of tourists wanting to spend Christmas and New year in the sun Having a fun stay with sunshine going out for a nice dinner and such

For us who live here as expats it usually means receiving friends and family or just spending a few days enjoying the weather instead of snow or rain and cold in our home countries

But due to the current crisis a lot of people and families on this island will not enjoy this holiday season Expats and locals have been hit hard by the crisis People have lost their jobs and are struggling to make ends meet Canarians and expats alike

If you can afford it then why not give something back to the people of this beautiful Island during this holiday season (and perhaps even beyond)

Give something to the charities that have been supporting those in need

Every Euro helps so if you can afford to we urge you to spend 10euro20euro30euro100euro that could offer great relief for those organisations that are helping people who really need it

Not just through this holiday season but also after that

Thank you

Adrian HeefferWe understand that designer cake makerrsquos Tartisima are helping to coordinate a collection for organisations like Caipsho who provide basic necessities for low income and homeless individuals along with community stalwart Kim Walters from Kimrsquos Bar in Playa del

Ingleacutes where you can get more information You can find out more by contacting them directly through Facebook (FB comtartisima) or giving them a call on 682 52 91 80 or at Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

10 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

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Maspalomas

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Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

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wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

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With 75 of the distribution is focused on the south of the island we are read by more English speaking tourists and

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Rico Arguineguiacuten Maspalomas Playa del Ingleacutes and all the way up to Las Palmas More than 14 million impressions a year

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El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canaria

14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

pound to Euro 1211 1179

Euro to $ 1362 1332

Additional message for contact ring 952 587 657 and Moneycorp wishes all readers A Merry Christmas and A Happy and Prosperous New Year If you want to find out more and make your money transfers go further please contact our preferred currency specialist Moneycorp on 952 587 657 and mention

The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

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The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

GranCanariaAirportBuses

Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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Puerto de Mogaacuten

Street Market every Friday

4 3

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

(34) 928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Paradise Tattoo And BarTuesday To Sunday 1130 - 1800

928 565 100637 163 240wwwbriancarvillesparadisetattoocom

The Irish TavernA little taste of home

928 56 54 97Over looking Puerto Mogaacuten Harbour

Bar Marina ApartmentsWith Marina Bar and Restaurant

928 56 50 95 Puerto de mogaacutenHarbourside Bar amp Accomodation

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

Sun-Fri 5pm-11pm

Lemon Tree Restaurant Quality food spacious amp relaxing

928 561 033Apart Hotel Puerto Calma Agua de la Perra

Inmobilaria RocaBuy Sell Rent or Lease your Property

+34 928 561 667CC Puerto Rico Fase 4 open 9am to 5pm

Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

AcasiaLaundry and Dry Cleaners928 725 165

Drive to the rear of CC Puerto Rico

Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

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Europa Centre

Puerto BasePortonovo amp Las Olas

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DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

an exclusive mixture of pure high quality oils With the aid of ULTRA SOUND these oils penetrate the hair shaft 100 The product delivers an ultra deep hydration without comparison This is a fast and clean treatment for all types of hair

This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

wwwfrdkorgwwwdoctorswithoutbordersorgwwwredkencom

This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

an exclusive mixture of pure high quality oils With the aid of ULTRA SOUND these oils penetrate the hair shaft 100 The product delivers an ultra deep hydration without comparison This is a fast and clean treatment for all types of hair

This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

wwwfrdkorgwwwdoctorswithoutbordersorgwwwredkencom

This promotion lasts all of December 2013

perfect for Christmas

Get More For less

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sept-oct 2013

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria(34) 928 150 650

wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Candles amp More Handmade Unique Luxury Candles

638 946 178 Local 79 CC Ancora

near Norwegian estate agent

Carlitos Pet Shop Pet Food amp Accessories

928 736 12 Ancora Shopping Centre

CS Computer ServicesComputer internet amp IPTV Provider

828 244 377CC Ancora Local 134135

Coquidu Dog Saloon Beauty amp Health of Your Dog

928 735 136 Ancora Shopping Centre

TARA Animal Charity ShopsSecond Hand Goods ndash Animal Welfare (34) 928 062 891 TARA-Animalesorg

FacebookTARAgrancanaria

Automobile ServicesMechanical amp Electrical Repairs

928 735 92880 CTanausu

Clinica Veterinaria TenesoyaAnimal Clinic ndash Full Vet Services

928 736 537CTenesoya 47 (Just Behind TARA)

Ary TranslationsLegal amp Professional Translating

928 150 299 629 22 66 80CC Ancora AryTraduccionescom

SVAPOElectronic Cigarettes and refils

653 440 246 officinesvapogmailcom

Clean ExpressEco Car Cleaning Services661 053 218

Ancora Shopping Centre Car Park

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El Corazoacuten del SurThe Canary

Guide toASSSA Insurance

Insurance Company928 778 664

Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 3rd floor PDI

KISS FM Lounge BarGreat Cocktails events and musicKISSbarinfo 617 28 17 45

1st Floor CC Yumbo above Bunker bar

Hotel Rural Molino de AguaCanarian Countryside Splendor

elmolinoDeaguacom 626 802705 Ctra Gral De Fatago Km 31

Greek TavernaDivine Greek Cuisine amp Wines

SaborDeGreciacom 928 766 785Shopping Centre St Agustin

The Print ShopGCrsquos Best Quality Printing Service

928 767 927 677 807 300ThePrintShopGCcom

Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

Telemascota VeterinariansVet Clinic Beauty Salon Cattery

928 776 154 24hr emergency Av Aleman 10 Playa del Ingles

Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

615 23 12 30CC Anexo II Local 23C 10am-10pm

Holiday WorldFunfair Bowling Bars amp Food

holidayworld-maspalomascomAvda Touroperador TUI Maspalomas

Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

europainmocom 928 771 177Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 1st G PDI

El Tablero Shopping Center Boutiques Supermarket amp Top Brands

cceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21 El Tablero

Hospital San RoqueMedical Surgical and Emergencies

928 063 665

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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29The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

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32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

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Page 7: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe 7The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

the Canary CitiZens aDviCe bureau

Find us in the centre pages maps

Check just some of our Sample deals on pages 33 amp 34 and get saving TOADY

Those who use social networking site Facebook may have noticed in recent years how it has changed significantly the way that people communicate with each other Not simply across long distances but also on a very local level Not only does it very clearly show up who the antisocial so-and-sorsquos in the community are who just cannot help themselves but air their dirty laundry display bigotry be abusive or spread malicious gossip but it also has the wonder-ful power to show us whose ad-vice we might be able trust when it comes to working out lifersquos little issues simply by being a record of how we publicly interact with those who request a little help from the people to whom they are connectedFacebook now plays a pivotal role previously only provided through local newspapers com-munity groups and other forms of members club where asking for a little local knowledge or someones personal experience of dealing with bureaucracies regulations or our responsibilities under the law and to your local town hall were the only readily accesible way to ensure that we understood how the world worked around us Not to mentioned the huge array of ldquobuy and sellrdquo FB pages provid-ing a window to the vibrant and virulent second-hand market re-placing much of what the humble classified does for those who still prefer to advertise in the more static and traditional print mediaLiving in a foreign country brings with it a whole new set of issues when it comes to trying to ensure that you understand your rights and what is expected of you not least of all cultural attitudes and the language barrier can feel somewhat insurmountable no matter how many of those munici-pal classes you take or Language

Exchange Groups you attend to try and brush-up on your understand-ing sometimes even the simplest of tasks can make you feel like you are from another planetAdd to that have-a-go-heros often down the pub who may have a rather militant approach to deal-ing with a host countryrsquos authority figures or even a less than flat-tering view of the native resident population whose guest letrsquos face it you really are or even the half-baked advice from those who ldquogot away with it oncerdquo back in the mid 80s choose to ignore the rules and bid you do the same and the whole situation becomes a minefield that can lead not only to frustration and misunderstanding but can even end in considerable and unnecessary expenseWell one group on Facebook that has been growing in earnest since earlier this year is set to change all that for the better It is modelled on that well known British institu-tion the Citizenrsquos Advice Bureau the free volunteer run service that far pre-dates Google where anyone who had a question about their life or wanted to better understand the regulations in the town that they lived was able to drop in on a Tuesday morning (or whenever it was open) for a cup of tea and a chat with a helper who would actively assist you to find the answers you needed or the people you needed to speak to so as to clear up any muddle and set you on the right roadMyra Azzopardi Swainson founder of the Costa Advice Bureau is no stranger to communicating the nuances of living as a foreign resi-dent in Spain and can help youHaving travelled widely through-out her life and lived lsquoabroadrsquo for many years she has had involve-ment in four Spanish municipal elections simply she says to rep-resent the non-Spanish commu-

nity in her area ldquoI basically worked as a trouble shooter for the expatsrdquo she adds modestlyShe was part of a group who originally put forward reasons for the need of an office for the expat com-munity Which led two years later to the party she had campaigned with setting up an office in Estepona not far from Marbella and the infamous border crossing to the rock of Gibraltar for just that purpose She was also asked to stand in the 2011 elec-tions as a Councillor ldquoI declinedrdquo she says succinctlyIn 2006 during a serious illness she set up Costa Advice Bureau But she says that she found more than a third of her clients either could not afford even her most reason-able fees and simply needed just accurate advice and informationThis prompted her to set up a Facebook group simply entitled ldquoCitizens Advice Bureau Spainrdquo around May of this year and she says she ldquoreally got busyrdquo in late AugustNow with more than 3000 mem-bers and growing daily Myra has set about documenting basic sets of instructions that have not only been of help to British expats but in fact all kinds of foreign residents and indeed even native Spaniards have found the depth of understanding with which she and her team tackle each issue has led them too to benefit from the clear explanations of every citizens rights under both Spanish and European legislation which some-times even the town hall officials and the police do not sufficiently understandCITIZENS ADVICE BUREAU CANARY ISLANDS aims to deal with some of the issues more specific to liv-

ing here while helping to group members by locality Join themRecently Myra posted ldquoI absolute-ly love my part within the group My mother always said that I was argumentative and rebellious For a reason that must have been ldquoldquoBesides giving accurate informa-tion we amongst other feats have managed to ascertain that a certain bureaucratic office took the time to listen to us about the correct interpretation of Spanish laws and rules This gave many expat pensioners the right to re-new their health cards which until we intervened was being denied to themrdquo BravoThe aim of her group is to provide independent advice information and support for all interested expatriates and Spaniards alike Such a support group is impera-tive especially for the hundreds of thousands of non Spanish residents who often struggle to understand the existing and ever changing laws and rulesThey are an apolitical group but intend to become a strong enough force to be able to lobby for the rights of citizens under the law ldquoWe are aware that we also need a functional and serious consumer protection agencyrdquoThey provide a free service and are now setting up a non profit organisation We have offered them our full support and hope to be able to bring you benefit from their amazing work in the future

FB comgroupsCitizensAdviceBureauCanaryIslands

8 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Patricia Ba Tel 685 287744 928 735763patybaallianzhotmailcom

Arguineguiacuten CC Ancora 97

Our services Allianz Insurance

NIE Residencia Car registration Legal documents Business registrat

Tax declarationsFor existing clients and new policies until December 2013

With you from A-Z

the holiDay season is here

In Gran Canaria this means an influx of tourists wanting to spend Christmas and New year in the sun Having a fun stay with sunshine going out for a nice dinner and such

For us who live here as expats it usually means receiving friends and family or just spending a few days enjoying the weather instead of snow or rain and cold in our home countries

But due to the current crisis a lot of people and families on this island will not enjoy this holiday season Expats and locals have been hit hard by the crisis People have lost their jobs and are struggling to make ends meet Canarians and expats alike

If you can afford it then why not give something back to the people of this beautiful Island during this holiday season (and perhaps even beyond)

Give something to the charities that have been supporting those in need

Every Euro helps so if you can afford to we urge you to spend 10euro20euro30euro100euro that could offer great relief for those organisations that are helping people who really need it

Not just through this holiday season but also after that

Thank you

Adrian HeefferWe understand that designer cake makerrsquos Tartisima are helping to coordinate a collection for organisations like Caipsho who provide basic necessities for low income and homeless individuals along with community stalwart Kim Walters from Kimrsquos Bar in Playa del

Ingleacutes where you can get more information You can find out more by contacting them directly through Facebook (FB comtartisima) or giving them a call on 682 52 91 80 or at Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

10 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

11The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

13The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

pound to Euro 1211 1179

Euro to $ 1362 1332

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The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

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The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

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Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

AcasiaLaundry and Dry Cleaners928 725 165

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Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

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This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

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Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

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Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

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Maspalomas amp Playa del Ingleacutes

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

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31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

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Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

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Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

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equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

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Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

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4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

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Page 8: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

8 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Patricia Ba Tel 685 287744 928 735763patybaallianzhotmailcom

Arguineguiacuten CC Ancora 97

Our services Allianz Insurance

NIE Residencia Car registration Legal documents Business registrat

Tax declarationsFor existing clients and new policies until December 2013

With you from A-Z

the holiDay season is here

In Gran Canaria this means an influx of tourists wanting to spend Christmas and New year in the sun Having a fun stay with sunshine going out for a nice dinner and such

For us who live here as expats it usually means receiving friends and family or just spending a few days enjoying the weather instead of snow or rain and cold in our home countries

But due to the current crisis a lot of people and families on this island will not enjoy this holiday season Expats and locals have been hit hard by the crisis People have lost their jobs and are struggling to make ends meet Canarians and expats alike

If you can afford it then why not give something back to the people of this beautiful Island during this holiday season (and perhaps even beyond)

Give something to the charities that have been supporting those in need

Every Euro helps so if you can afford to we urge you to spend 10euro20euro30euro100euro that could offer great relief for those organisations that are helping people who really need it

Not just through this holiday season but also after that

Thank you

Adrian HeefferWe understand that designer cake makerrsquos Tartisima are helping to coordinate a collection for organisations like Caipsho who provide basic necessities for low income and homeless individuals along with community stalwart Kim Walters from Kimrsquos Bar in Playa del

Ingleacutes where you can get more information You can find out more by contacting them directly through Facebook (FB comtartisima) or giving them a call on 682 52 91 80 or at Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

10 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

11The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

13The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canaria

14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

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The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

15The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNesept-oct 2013

The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

16 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariasept-oct 2013

Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

GranCanariaAirportBuses

Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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The Canary Guide to

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928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

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Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

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This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

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Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria(34) 928 150 650

wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Candles amp More Handmade Unique Luxury Candles

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928 736 12 Ancora Shopping Centre

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

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Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

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consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

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Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

Ray+liz in The Horseshoe PR

Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 9: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

9The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

As Christmas approaches tak-ing us by surprise as it does every year we become focused on material values buying gifts for people we hardly know or like as well as for our loved ones and stocking the fridge with enough seasonal food and drink to last until Easter In other words more than we need of everything

But what about all those people who do not have much to cel-ebrate or rather not much to celebrate with Please spare a thought for the homeless the un-employed the single parents liv-ing in pov-erty with nothing extra to offer their children at Christ-mastime Could you spare a little for some extra food items or a toy The Invis-ible Guest Project invites you to sponsor a needy adult or child at Christmas This could be in the form of a food donation a small gift package of basic toi-letries etc or a gift for a child

The homeless centre in San Fernando (Caipsho) in the basement of the Catholic Church need food for breakfast and lunches and extra clothing blankets etc for those who are sleeping rough Laundry pow-der disposable razors and soap

and shampoo are always need-ed cheap and cheerful being the preferred brand or a gift of socks and underwear (large and XL) Caipsho is open every morning from early to 2pm

Caritas at your local Catholic Church or your local neighbour-hood food project will also be grateful for non-perishable food and clean and serviceable sec-ond-hand clothing Childrenrsquos shoes are particularly useful kids grow so quickly and shoes

are expen-sive So instead of worrying about what to buy for Great-Aunt Matilda this year pick up a cou-ple of the everyday things we take for granted when you do your next shop a packet of biscuits some coffee a pair of socks For someone

somewhere this would be a wonderful Christmas present And be sure to include the kids in this let them compare their Christmas wish list with that of Mr Homeless

I know a lot of us are strug-gling but remember every little helps for those who have nothing Do you have room in your heart and your Christmas budget for an invisible guest - Hazel Holager

Volunteers Network Gran Canaria works in conjunction with existing charities and help-

organisations our main objective being to spread awareness information and contacts You can

contact us on CommunityTheCanaryNewscom for more information or find us on Facebook

Can you spare an extra gift this Christmas for an ldquoinvisible guestrdquo

The Invisible Guest Project invites you to help a homeless or impoverished adult or child this Christmas by providing a small gift A jar of coffee a pair of socks a childs toy - for

someone somewhere this would be a wonderful gift

So pop one extra thing into your shopping this week and drop your present here to help

make someonersquos Christmas EXTRASPECIAL

the invisible Guest project

10 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

11The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

13The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canaria

14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

pound to Euro 1211 1179

Euro to $ 1362 1332

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The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

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AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

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The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

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German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

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Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

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Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

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Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

AcasiaLaundry and Dry Cleaners928 725 165

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Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

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PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

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FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

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This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

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PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

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Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria(34) 928 150 650

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Coquidu Dog Saloon Beauty amp Health of Your Dog

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Guide toASSSA Insurance

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Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 3rd floor PDI

KISS FM Lounge BarGreat Cocktails events and musicKISSbarinfo 617 28 17 45

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Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

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Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

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Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

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928 063 665

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Maspalomas amp Playa del Ingleacutes

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

expoboda 2013

Why pay Full price

perfect for Christmas

Get More For less

34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

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The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

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Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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Studio bed(s)

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

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5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

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Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

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Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

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1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

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ans cruella deVille

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ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 10: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

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wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

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Maspalomas

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Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

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14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

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High Low

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The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

15The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNesept-oct 2013

The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

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website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

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Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

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928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

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Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

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DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

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INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

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SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

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Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

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40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

Ray+liz in The Horseshoe PR

Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 11: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

11The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

wwwcceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21

El TableroSan Bartomeacute de Tirajana

Maspalomas

4 73

Tiendas ShopsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 2200 hrs

Restauracioacuten RestaurantsTodos los diacuteas every day 1000 - 0000 hrs

Supermercado Supermarket HiperdinoTodos los diacuteas every day 0900-2200 hrs

Open every Sunday

the large BURGER KING Bun Halves and Crescent Logo

Images above courtesy of Mario Freespirit Photography

5 MEn wEnt to Mo Team GC Playa raise Thousands for movemberThe manly men of Playa del Ingleacutes have done it once again raising enough

funds through the month of Movem-ber to not only call themselves Lords

of the MO in The Canary Islands but in their number the have the man

crowned top MO grower in all

of Spain one Mr Shuggie Goldie He modestly claiming that the victory was that of the whole team Giles Gibson Mark Gray Dave Stuart amp Colin OacuteNeill

Well done gentlemen

All in all this yearacutes Movembercom fundraising for the fight against prostate and tes-ticular cancer raised well over 7300euro between the two teams that made up The Canary Network which was the No1 team network in Spain with partici-pants from Kimacutes Bar in Playa del Ingleacutes and Tiffanyacutes bar in Puerto Rico An astounding figure to come out of the awareness raising of just a couple of little venues and some DJs with good inten-tions Gran Canaria has a lot to be proud of with both teams coming in the top 10 in all of Spain and we hope to see many more joining them next year to help change the face of Menacutes Health

12 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

13The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

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14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

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The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

15The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNesept-oct 2013

The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

GranCanariaAirportBuses

Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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The Canary Guide to

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Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

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928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

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Maspalomas amp Playa del Ingleacutes

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

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The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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Why pay Full price

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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22597-OM

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22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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22573-TB

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

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4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

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Last Editionacutes Answers

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria News Views amp suNshiNe

Ever wondered where is a good place to eat in Gran Canaria What the food tastes like at the local hot spots ice cream bars and beach front cafes Here you will find honest and independent reviews of the various places to eat around the islandFork Rating

by Clive Williams

Never again

Could do better

Will return amp recommendWOW

Food Service

Atmosphere

Price

Other

Balcon Canario is a gem in the very old and tired looking crown that is the Commercial Centre in Puerto Rico and in my opinion as a long-time resident it is one of the few reasons I would ever want to venture into this well-known resort If you are searching for affordable traditional Canarian cuisine then this is the place to go Tucked away on the ground floor on the outer edge of the centre you could easily miss them They offer many different dishes all of which are served fresh and will ensure that you want to return

I took friends here for lunch the other day and was delighted with their pimentos de padron a dish of fried green peppers with rock salt which is one of my favourites These were cooked perfectly and are just one of the many tapas dishes to enjoy My friend wanted lasagne which may not sound very traditional however the lasagne in this restaurant is incredible Full of flavour rich and as my guest stated the best he had ever tasted

The waiters are old-school polite helpful and are genuinely interested in what you want to order I am always made to feel welcome whenever I go here regardless of the time of day The only downside to visiting this restaurant for me is the location parking is a nightmare in Puerto Rico regardless of when you visit The view from the restaurant is also not pleasant but if you concentrate on the food and the atmosphere you will have a very enjoyable meal

Nightmare to park Not a great view but everythiNg else makes up For these elemeNts

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El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canaria

14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

pound to Euro 1211 1179

Euro to $ 1362 1332

Additional message for contact ring 952 587 657 and Moneycorp wishes all readers A Merry Christmas and A Happy and Prosperous New Year If you want to find out more and make your money transfers go further please contact our preferred currency specialist Moneycorp on 952 587 657 and mention

The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

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The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

GranCanariaAirportBuses

Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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Paradise Tattoo And BarTuesday To Sunday 1130 - 1800

928 565 100637 163 240wwwbriancarvillesparadisetattoocom

The Irish TavernA little taste of home

928 56 54 97Over looking Puerto Mogaacuten Harbour

Bar Marina ApartmentsWith Marina Bar and Restaurant

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

Sun-Fri 5pm-11pm

Lemon Tree Restaurant Quality food spacious amp relaxing

928 561 033Apart Hotel Puerto Calma Agua de la Perra

Inmobilaria RocaBuy Sell Rent or Lease your Property

+34 928 561 667CC Puerto Rico Fase 4 open 9am to 5pm

Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

AcasiaLaundry and Dry Cleaners928 725 165

Drive to the rear of CC Puerto Rico

Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

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Europa Centre

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DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

an exclusive mixture of pure high quality oils With the aid of ULTRA SOUND these oils penetrate the hair shaft 100 The product delivers an ultra deep hydration without comparison This is a fast and clean treatment for all types of hair

This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

wwwfrdkorgwwwdoctorswithoutbordersorgwwwredkencom

This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

an exclusive mixture of pure high quality oils With the aid of ULTRA SOUND these oils penetrate the hair shaft 100 The product delivers an ultra deep hydration without comparison This is a fast and clean treatment for all types of hair

This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

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sept-oct 2013

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria(34) 928 150 650

wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Candles amp More Handmade Unique Luxury Candles

638 946 178 Local 79 CC Ancora

near Norwegian estate agent

Carlitos Pet Shop Pet Food amp Accessories

928 736 12 Ancora Shopping Centre

CS Computer ServicesComputer internet amp IPTV Provider

828 244 377CC Ancora Local 134135

Coquidu Dog Saloon Beauty amp Health of Your Dog

928 735 136 Ancora Shopping Centre

TARA Animal Charity ShopsSecond Hand Goods ndash Animal Welfare (34) 928 062 891 TARA-Animalesorg

FacebookTARAgrancanaria

Automobile ServicesMechanical amp Electrical Repairs

928 735 92880 CTanausu

Clinica Veterinaria TenesoyaAnimal Clinic ndash Full Vet Services

928 736 537CTenesoya 47 (Just Behind TARA)

Ary TranslationsLegal amp Professional Translating

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Clean ExpressEco Car Cleaning Services661 053 218

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El Corazoacuten del SurThe Canary

Guide toASSSA Insurance

Insurance Company928 778 664

Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 3rd floor PDI

KISS FM Lounge BarGreat Cocktails events and musicKISSbarinfo 617 28 17 45

1st Floor CC Yumbo above Bunker bar

Hotel Rural Molino de AguaCanarian Countryside Splendor

elmolinoDeaguacom 626 802705 Ctra Gral De Fatago Km 31

Greek TavernaDivine Greek Cuisine amp Wines

SaborDeGreciacom 928 766 785Shopping Centre St Agustin

The Print ShopGCrsquos Best Quality Printing Service

928 767 927 677 807 300ThePrintShopGCcom

Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

Telemascota VeterinariansVet Clinic Beauty Salon Cattery

928 776 154 24hr emergency Av Aleman 10 Playa del Ingles

Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

615 23 12 30CC Anexo II Local 23C 10am-10pm

Holiday WorldFunfair Bowling Bars amp Food

holidayworld-maspalomascomAvda Touroperador TUI Maspalomas

Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

europainmocom 928 771 177Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 1st G PDI

El Tablero Shopping Center Boutiques Supermarket amp Top Brands

cceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21 El Tablero

Hospital San RoqueMedical Surgical and Emergencies

928 063 665

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

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twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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29The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

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10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

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El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canaria

14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

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Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

15The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNesept-oct 2013

The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

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TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

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CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

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SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

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Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

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40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

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ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

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ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

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ans tail

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Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

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4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 14: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

14 oct-nov 2013News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom

Hard to believe we are now in full swing for the Festive season and its been a merry 12 months for the pound against both the US Dollar and the Euro In fact during this time we have seen the pound against the dollar vary by as much as 16 cents and against the Euro by around 10 cents as and I write the good old pound is still in favour

By the time you read this we will also know if The ECB decided to cut interest rates again however I do not expect we will have the same thoughts from The Bank of England The ECB will none-the-less be happy to hear that inflation across the zone rose by 2 in November Other encouraging news came with the latest manufacturing data which showed as a collective manufacturing out-put was at its highest for more than two years and hit a market indicator of 516 as with all data there are always two sides and whilst Italy did see an im-provement both France and unfortunately here in Spain manufacturing shrank worryingly for France as it was the 21st successive month and is on the verge of dipping back into recessionary waters

With unemployment still top of the list of priorities across the zone it was inter-esting to note that the unemployment rate did fall to 121 down fractionally from the previous month at 122 Greece Netherlands and Spain once again the problem areas and with youth unemployment a major issue It rose to a staggering 244 across the zone for those 25 years of age and younger

Credit reference agencies were also hard at work across the zone and hit the Netherlands by stripping them of their prized triple-A rating so the Eurozone now only has three triple-A countries those being Germany Finland and Lux-emburg

The last month in the UK saw a focus on the housing market as house prices rose at their fastest pace all year so with the worry that a new housing bubble could be created The Bank of England pulled the plug on The Funding for Lend-ing scheme as net lending rose to pound58 billion in the third quarter Banks have now taken a total of around pound23 billion however they have not been putting the money back into the market to help SMErsquos and this is a new focus now for The Bank of England

UK manufacturing saw its orders increase to a new high as latest data showed a headline number of 584 in November a breakdown showed new orders jump-ing upwards and stood at a 20 year high so there is a strong hope that quarter 4 will also be a good one It also seems that companies are creating around 5000 jobs per month albeit with inflation it appears British workers are around pound5000 worse off than they were 5 years ago I am sure this will be a focus for both parties in the UK during 2014

By now you will have also heard the Chancellors Autumn statement which has been boosted by the fact that the UK government did borrow pound5billion less than previously thought and is around pound6 billion lower than the same period last year although unusually the service sector did not perform at its best level in fact showed the slowest growth since August The Bank of England has also been questioned over its forward strategy linking interest rates to the number of unemployed and has stated that the 7 level is not the only indicator when reviewing rates

The USA followed the crowd with decent manufacturing data as it rose from around 548 in October to 573 in November and was better than expected Additionally the US managed to reduce the number of people out of work and is expected to show further improvements in December so as we exit 2013 there are some very positive indicators that manufacturing across the globe will continue to improve

Rates during the period 3 November to 3 December

High Low

pound to $ 1643 1586

pound to Euro 1211 1179

Euro to $ 1362 1332

Additional message for contact ring 952 587 657 and Moneycorp wishes all readers A Merry Christmas and A Happy and Prosperous New Year If you want to find out more and make your money transfers go further please contact our preferred currency specialist Moneycorp on 952 587 657 and mention

The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

Quite a proMisinG enD to the year

15The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNesept-oct 2013

The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

GranCanariaAirportBuses

Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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Paradise Tattoo And BarTuesday To Sunday 1130 - 1800

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The Irish TavernA little taste of home

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

Sun-Fri 5pm-11pm

Lemon Tree Restaurant Quality food spacious amp relaxing

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Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

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Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

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FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

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Carlitos Pet Shop Pet Food amp Accessories

928 736 12 Ancora Shopping Centre

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Coquidu Dog Saloon Beauty amp Health of Your Dog

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Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 3rd floor PDI

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928 767 927 677 807 300ThePrintShopGCcom

Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

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Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

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Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

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928 063 665

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Maspalomas amp Playa del Ingleacutes

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

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The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

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language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

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large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

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The Canary Guide to

Gran CanariaGoing Local in Gran CanariaJournalistwriter and former deputy editor of the Official Chelsea Magazine Matthew Hirtes has covered the Canary Islands and beyond for the likes of The Independent and Spain-Holidaycom After co-authoring JPM Guides ldquoThis Way Gran Canariardquo he penned ldquoGoing Local in Gran Canaria How to Turn a Holiday Destination into a Homerdquo as a retort to those who lazily con-sider the island as the preserve of the bucket-and-spade brigade

iquestQueacute Pasoacute As yoursquoll discover as you follow his and his co-writersacute adventures through Gran Canaria Local the above question means Whatrsquos Up Whether your stay on Gran Canaria be short- or long-term Gran Canaria Local aims to make it enjoyable and to give you the type of insight you can only get from someone who knows the place well They invite you to get in touch through the accompanying web-site GranCanariaLocalcom as they love to hear from visitors and readers what they think about the places they visit ldquoYeah wersquore touchy-feely like thatrdquo says Matthew

You can buy the book itself online at Amazon or at the Cabildo bookshops and Tourist centres Canary Books and Idiomatika in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria Or indeed if youacuted like your very own signed copy just give us a call on

928 987 952 or write to GranCanariaLocalTheCanarynewscom

TOWN AND COUNTRY GUIDEldquoHow can you leave weather like thisrdquo Friends disapprove of our plans for an English holiday It was the first sunny day wersquod had in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria in a month They werenrsquot joking

NORTH GRAN CANARIATherersquos a definite north-south divide on the island Grey miserable days occur in the north where in the south theyrsquore the exception that proves the southern results rule when it comes to weather Perhaps this explains how the south cornered the tourism market Initially travellers flocked to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria with Ag-atha Christie an early visitor Capital-based photographer and jour-nalist Alex Bramwellrsquos convinced the capital can reclaim tourists if it works on its brand image ldquoLas Palmas deserves to be known as the Habana of Europe and should be promoted as a city breakdestination in its own rightrdquo

Yet Las Palmas de Gran Canariarsquos but one of seven northern bor-oughs There are the coastal municipalities aka the north coast of Arucas Galdar and Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea These areas gear them-selves more towards agriculture although theyrsquore developing more than a passing interest in tourism

Arucas lies closest to the islandrsquos first city Prior to the 1980s the cash crop was the banana However plantations have tailed off since then due to a combination of factors which include increased labour costs and water shortage The platano has survived in Gaacuteldar however with 90 of bananas now grown in the region along with the municipalityrsquos distinctive red onions Meanwhile Santa Mariacutea de Guiacutea relies heavily on horticulture San Juan hosts the most lettuce crops in the area whilst Santa Cristina is rather more noted for its carrots and potatoes

Further inland yoursquoll find Firgas Moya and Teror The first two are staking a claim to the growing eco-tourist market with their surfeit of hiking and mountain-biking routes Teror meanwhile remains the most important destination for religious visitors a sort of Mecca and Jerusalem rolled into one

Island life teaches you many things For instance you find out quickly who you can really depend on for good advice Most toursits are left to trust their holiday reps who themselves might only stay here for one season but when it comes to getting real insights on where to go and what there is to see or which are the best busi-nesses in a town or the happy little secrets that only the islanders know you have to find a local who cares enough to recommend from experience the places that are really worth a visit Make friends with a local today

A unique guide available on Amazon and in selected

bookstores or directly from GranCanariaLocalcom

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

GranCanariaAirportBuses

Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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Paradise Tattoo And BarTuesday To Sunday 1130 - 1800

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The Irish TavernA little taste of home

928 56 54 97Over looking Puerto Mogaacuten Harbour

Bar Marina ApartmentsWith Marina Bar and Restaurant

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

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Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

AcasiaLaundry and Dry Cleaners928 725 165

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Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

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DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

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We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

an exclusive mixture of pure high quality oils With the aid of ULTRA SOUND these oils penetrate the hair shaft 100 The product delivers an ultra deep hydration without comparison This is a fast and clean treatment for all types of hair

This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

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Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria(34) 928 150 650

wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Candles amp More Handmade Unique Luxury Candles

638 946 178 Local 79 CC Ancora

near Norwegian estate agent

Carlitos Pet Shop Pet Food amp Accessories

928 736 12 Ancora Shopping Centre

CS Computer ServicesComputer internet amp IPTV Provider

828 244 377CC Ancora Local 134135

Coquidu Dog Saloon Beauty amp Health of Your Dog

928 735 136 Ancora Shopping Centre

TARA Animal Charity ShopsSecond Hand Goods ndash Animal Welfare (34) 928 062 891 TARA-Animalesorg

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Automobile ServicesMechanical amp Electrical Repairs

928 735 92880 CTanausu

Clinica Veterinaria TenesoyaAnimal Clinic ndash Full Vet Services

928 736 537CTenesoya 47 (Just Behind TARA)

Ary TranslationsLegal amp Professional Translating

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Clean ExpressEco Car Cleaning Services661 053 218

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Guide toASSSA Insurance

Insurance Company928 778 664

Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 3rd floor PDI

KISS FM Lounge BarGreat Cocktails events and musicKISSbarinfo 617 28 17 45

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Hotel Rural Molino de AguaCanarian Countryside Splendor

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Greek TavernaDivine Greek Cuisine amp Wines

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Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

Telemascota VeterinariansVet Clinic Beauty Salon Cattery

928 776 154 24hr emergency Av Aleman 10 Playa del Ingles

Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

615 23 12 30CC Anexo II Local 23C 10am-10pm

Holiday WorldFunfair Bowling Bars amp Food

holidayworld-maspalomascomAvda Touroperador TUI Maspalomas

Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

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El Tablero Shopping Center Boutiques Supermarket amp Top Brands

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Hospital San RoqueMedical Surgical and Emergencies

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

expoboda 2013

Why pay Full price

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Get More For less

34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

Daniel 639 941 547 bernmackhotmailcom

Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

SMARTCAR 2004new engine and tyres 698cc cylinder

Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

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5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

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Cabildo Pass This pass entitles you to travel on the GLOBAL section of your choice for one calendar month with a discount of 30 40 or 50 depending on how many kilometres the journey is

AB Card Subsidised with a 20 discount by the Gran Canaria Cabildo

Roundtrip Card Discount VariableApplies to Set routes and special events Timetables As established for the occasion or eventWknd Beach Roundtrips south From LP amp Telde

Global Plus Discount ID Card

Requirements

AT THE GEXCO OFFICE (San Telmo

Bus Station) Fill in the application form and

have your photo taken on the spot

The local bus service in Gran Canaria known local as the GuaGua is

quick and efficient with accurate timetables on every bus stop along

each of the many routes across the island More information in several languages inc Englsih

German and Spanish can be found by checking their

website on

wwwGlobalSUes where there is a route-finder facility and from

which you can download timetables for every route

on the island

Global also offer various walking routes and free guides for day trips you can take using their buses to get you various picturesque places on the island All-in-all an inexpensive and fun way to see Gran Canaria off-the-beaten-track and away from the more usual tourist excursionsIf you have a smart phone you can use any of the QR

codes on this page to find out more information

GranCanariaAirportBuses

Download TimetablesFor Any of These Bus Routes

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Puerto de Mogaacuten

Street Market every Friday

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Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

(34) 928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Paradise Tattoo And BarTuesday To Sunday 1130 - 1800

928 565 100637 163 240wwwbriancarvillesparadisetattoocom

The Irish TavernA little taste of home

928 56 54 97Over looking Puerto Mogaacuten Harbour

Bar Marina ApartmentsWith Marina Bar and Restaurant

928 56 50 95 Puerto de mogaacutenHarbourside Bar amp Accomodation

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

Sun-Fri 5pm-11pm

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Inmobilaria RocaBuy Sell Rent or Lease your Property

+34 928 561 667CC Puerto Rico Fase 4 open 9am to 5pm

Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

AcasiaLaundry and Dry Cleaners928 725 165

Drive to the rear of CC Puerto Rico

Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

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Europa Centre

Puerto BasePortonovo amp Las Olas

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DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

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This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

wwwfrdkorgwwwdoctorswithoutbordersorgwwwredkencom

This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

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This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

wwwfrdkorgwwwdoctorswithoutbordersorgwwwredkencom

This promotion lasts all of December 2013

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Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria(34) 928 150 650

wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Candles amp More Handmade Unique Luxury Candles

638 946 178 Local 79 CC Ancora

near Norwegian estate agent

Carlitos Pet Shop Pet Food amp Accessories

928 736 12 Ancora Shopping Centre

CS Computer ServicesComputer internet amp IPTV Provider

828 244 377CC Ancora Local 134135

Coquidu Dog Saloon Beauty amp Health of Your Dog

928 735 136 Ancora Shopping Centre

TARA Animal Charity ShopsSecond Hand Goods ndash Animal Welfare (34) 928 062 891 TARA-Animalesorg

FacebookTARAgrancanaria

Automobile ServicesMechanical amp Electrical Repairs

928 735 92880 CTanausu

Clinica Veterinaria TenesoyaAnimal Clinic ndash Full Vet Services

928 736 537CTenesoya 47 (Just Behind TARA)

Ary TranslationsLegal amp Professional Translating

928 150 299 629 22 66 80CC Ancora AryTraduccionescom

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653 440 246 officinesvapogmailcom

Clean ExpressEco Car Cleaning Services661 053 218

Ancora Shopping Centre Car Park

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El Corazoacuten del SurThe Canary

Guide toASSSA Insurance

Insurance Company928 778 664

Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 3rd floor PDI

KISS FM Lounge BarGreat Cocktails events and musicKISSbarinfo 617 28 17 45

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Hotel Rural Molino de AguaCanarian Countryside Splendor

elmolinoDeaguacom 626 802705 Ctra Gral De Fatago Km 31

Greek TavernaDivine Greek Cuisine amp Wines

SaborDeGreciacom 928 766 785Shopping Centre St Agustin

The Print ShopGCrsquos Best Quality Printing Service

928 767 927 677 807 300ThePrintShopGCcom

Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

Telemascota VeterinariansVet Clinic Beauty Salon Cattery

928 776 154 24hr emergency Av Aleman 10 Playa del Ingles

Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

615 23 12 30CC Anexo II Local 23C 10am-10pm

Holiday WorldFunfair Bowling Bars amp Food

holidayworld-maspalomascomAvda Touroperador TUI Maspalomas

Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

europainmocom 928 771 177Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 1st G PDI

El Tablero Shopping Center Boutiques Supermarket amp Top Brands

cceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21 El Tablero

Hospital San RoqueMedical Surgical and Emergencies

928 063 665

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Maspalomas amp Playa del Ingleacutes

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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29The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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Why pay Full price

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

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CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

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Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

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Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

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Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

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Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

(34) 928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Paradise Tattoo And BarTuesday To Sunday 1130 - 1800

928 565 100637 163 240wwwbriancarvillesparadisetattoocom

The Irish TavernA little taste of home

928 56 54 97Over looking Puerto Mogaacuten Harbour

Bar Marina ApartmentsWith Marina Bar and Restaurant

928 56 50 95 Puerto de mogaacutenHarbourside Bar amp Accomodation

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Queacute Rico Puerto Rico

The Canary Guide to

Balcon Canario TapasCanarian amp International

monday-Saturday 0800-0200CC Puerto Rico Local 257

Centro VeterinarioVeterinary services amp grooming

928 561 771Rear of Fase 1 CC Puerto Rico

Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

928 72 50 05 Portonovo Apartments 10-8pm

Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

928 552 017 or 660 772 594 Puerto Base Puerto Rico 0830-2330

Al Ponte Italian RistoranteNot just fresh Pizza amp Pasta Takeaway928 560 479 CC Puerto Rico 1st floor

Sun-Fri 5pm-11pm

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928 561 033Apart Hotel Puerto Calma Agua de la Perra

Inmobilaria RocaBuy Sell Rent or Lease your Property

+34 928 561 667CC Puerto Rico Fase 4 open 9am to 5pm

Sun SpotBeers from 150euro Everybody WelcomeTop of CC Puerto Rico With sunshines all day and the welcome is just as warm

AcasiaLaundry and Dry Cleaners928 725 165

Drive to the rear of CC Puerto Rico

Pancho Villa Mexican Restaurant

928 560 529 Open Mon-Sat 18-2400 Aptrsquos Tindaya

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria

928 150 650wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

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Europa Centre

Puerto BasePortonovo amp Las Olas

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DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

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This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

wwwfrdkorgwwwdoctorswithoutbordersorgwwwredkencom

This promotion lasts all of December 2013

DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

FRDK Styling Center in collaboration with REDKEN 5th Avenue New York is very happy to offer YOU to contribute MONEY for the organization DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

What FRDK Hair dressers is offering is a totally new and innovative treatment from REDKEN called DIAMOND OIL It is

an exclusive mixture of pure high quality oils With the aid of ULTRA SOUND these oils penetrate the hair shaft 100 The product delivers an ultra deep hydration without comparison This is a fast and clean treatment for all types of hair

This costs ONLY 5- EUROS which in whole go to the very efficient organization DOCTOR WITHOUT BORDERS Who work so hard to get water and nutrients to children in regions of catastrophe all over the world

We also have a lovely BRACELET for anybody who would like to contribute at least 3- euros to the cause

PLEASE tell about this to all your FRIENDS ND FAMILY So they also can help stop suffering A little bit of help can SAVE LIFES We are counting on YOU

Call TODAY and make an appointment 609938267

Best wishes from Tom and Frederickat FRDK hair dressers D

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

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sept-oct 2013

Caacuterdenas Real Estate3 Locations in Gran Canaria(34) 928 150 650

wwwcardenas-grancanariacom

Candles amp More Handmade Unique Luxury Candles

638 946 178 Local 79 CC Ancora

near Norwegian estate agent

Carlitos Pet Shop Pet Food amp Accessories

928 736 12 Ancora Shopping Centre

CS Computer ServicesComputer internet amp IPTV Provider

828 244 377CC Ancora Local 134135

Coquidu Dog Saloon Beauty amp Health of Your Dog

928 735 136 Ancora Shopping Centre

TARA Animal Charity ShopsSecond Hand Goods ndash Animal Welfare (34) 928 062 891 TARA-Animalesorg

FacebookTARAgrancanaria

Automobile ServicesMechanical amp Electrical Repairs

928 735 92880 CTanausu

Clinica Veterinaria TenesoyaAnimal Clinic ndash Full Vet Services

928 736 537CTenesoya 47 (Just Behind TARA)

Ary TranslationsLegal amp Professional Translating

928 150 299 629 22 66 80CC Ancora AryTraduccionescom

SVAPOElectronic Cigarettes and refils

653 440 246 officinesvapogmailcom

Clean ExpressEco Car Cleaning Services661 053 218

Ancora Shopping Centre Car Park

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Guide toASSSA Insurance

Insurance Company928 778 664

Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 3rd floor PDI

KISS FM Lounge BarGreat Cocktails events and musicKISSbarinfo 617 28 17 45

1st Floor CC Yumbo above Bunker bar

Hotel Rural Molino de AguaCanarian Countryside Splendor

elmolinoDeaguacom 626 802705 Ctra Gral De Fatago Km 31

Greek TavernaDivine Greek Cuisine amp Wines

SaborDeGreciacom 928 766 785Shopping Centre St Agustin

The Print ShopGCrsquos Best Quality Printing Service

928 767 927 677 807 300ThePrintShopGCcom

Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

Telemascota VeterinariansVet Clinic Beauty Salon Cattery

928 776 154 24hr emergency Av Aleman 10 Playa del Ingles

Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

615 23 12 30CC Anexo II Local 23C 10am-10pm

Holiday WorldFunfair Bowling Bars amp Food

holidayworld-maspalomascomAvda Touroperador TUI Maspalomas

Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

europainmocom 928 771 177Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 1st G PDI

El Tablero Shopping Center Boutiques Supermarket amp Top Brands

cceltablerocomAvda Francisco Vega Monroy 21 El Tablero

Hospital San RoqueMedical Surgical and Emergencies

928 063 665

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

expoboda 2013

Why pay Full price

perfect for Christmas

Get More For less

34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

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C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

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The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

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Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

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Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

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The Canary Guide to

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Elegance Hair Nails Beauty and Massage

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Gabinete Dental Dr Leoncio C Santana Monzoacuten

928 561 667 AVDA de la Cornisa sn bungalows Orinoco Nordm 12

Grill Costa Mar Fresh Fish Seafood amp Tapas

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This promotion lasts all of December 2013

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

expoboda 2013

Why pay Full price

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Get More For less

34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

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The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

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language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

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The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

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Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

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Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

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98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

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Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

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40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

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ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

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ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

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ans tail

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Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

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DECEMBER PROMOTION 2013

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

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bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

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The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

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Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

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INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

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Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

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ans VegiMite

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ans paul Mccartney

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ans Meatloaf

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Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

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26 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

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The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

Daniel 639 941 547 bernmackhotmailcom

Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

SMARTCAR 2004new engine and tyres 698cc cylinder

Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

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Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

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Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

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Hotel Rural Molino de AguaCanarian Countryside Splendor

elmolinoDeaguacom 626 802705 Ctra Gral De Fatago Km 31

Greek TavernaDivine Greek Cuisine amp Wines

SaborDeGreciacom 928 766 785Shopping Centre St Agustin

The Print ShopGCrsquos Best Quality Printing Service

928 767 927 677 807 300ThePrintShopGCcom

Centro Veterinario SurAnimal Hospital - 24hr Emergency928 760 563 (615 409 987)

CLanzarote San Fernando

Telemascota VeterinariansVet Clinic Beauty Salon Cattery

928 776 154 24hr emergency Av Aleman 10 Playa del Ingles

Jackie FashionExperts in IItalian Designer Labels

615 23 12 30CC Anexo II Local 23C 10am-10pm

Holiday WorldFunfair Bowling Bars amp Food

holidayworld-maspalomascomAvda Touroperador TUI Maspalomas

Europa inmobiliariaThe best properties for over 25 years

europainmocom 928 771 177Edificio Mercurio Torre 1 1st G PDI

El Tablero Shopping Center Boutiques Supermarket amp Top Brands

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Hospital San RoqueMedical Surgical and Emergencies

928 063 665

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

27The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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29The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

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32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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Why pay Full price

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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22597-OM

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Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

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4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

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7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

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the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

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Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

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Buy or sell your property

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personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

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Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

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consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

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Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

Ray+liz in The Horseshoe PR

Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 26: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

26 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

the business GuideGran Canaria

business WeekJan 2nd-4th amp 7th

2014A Conference for Professionals

The 1st week of every year

Dealing with key aspects of internet marketing innovation in sales digital lifestyle and lifestyle-business networking motivation inspiration books music and much much more including this year a unique look at how the discovery of oil in the waters around The Canary Islands could significantly impact the local economy

The second annual conference in Gran Canaria for English speaking business people working in both local and international industries will be presented from Playa del Ingleacutes the fist week of January

Many people in Northern Europe want to escape to the sun during the darker winter months Hundreds of thousands of people come to Gran Canaria for the Christmas and New Year holidays They stay for a week or two but must then head right back to work after the holidays

Gran Canaria Business Week aim to give people the opportunity to come to the sun and then to stay for a little longer They have set up a meaningful program of business related events that together become a meaningful productive conference work week

The innovation behind GCBW is to try and make it possible for entrepreneurs business professionals experts and students of every discipline to travel with their family and once the holiday celebrations are over to give their spouse or partner and children an extended stay at one of Gran Canariaacutes extraordinary world-class hotels while taking in some business meetings and

Erling RuudManager

Beatriz del MoralLawyer

Linn HenriksenCustomerservice

Tore AndresenConsultant

Joslashrn DavidsenAgent MNEF

Maria S RuudAgent MNEF

wwwsydeneiendomcomPhone +34 928 185 340Email infosydeneiendomcom

You will find us here in Arguineguin

Licensed real estate agent

Our opening hours

winter timeMonday - Friday 0900 am - 0500 pm Saturday 1000 am - 0200 pm

Summer timeMonday - Friday 1000 am - 0200 pmSaturday closed

Basic values we strive for 1) Provide our customers with the best possible trade in a market that is unknown to most foreigners2) Conduct a safe trade now and in the future3) A professional service to all our customers

Buy or sell your property

We have your dream house

27The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

this conference is for you

twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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29The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

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32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

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CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

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5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

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27The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

personal development that will have real world benefits and a positive impact on how you do business

This first week of the year is ideal for this as most schools do not have a problem with children being away for few days in this week so long as they are back to school early the following week The same is true of most employers

This the very first week of the year and so extraordinarily ldquofuture-focusedrdquo allowing attendees to come to Gran Canaria for an awesome holiday and then to stay-on through the first week for pleasure AND for some serious business

GCBWacutes goal is to make the unique and eclectic range of professional content of the conference so good that those who attend can and do consider it an actual work time (not just a holiday) and therefore be actively encouraged to stay on for the conference by their employers

as highly beneficial and focused working time Business owners should even be able to deduct the cost as a business expense

proGraMTENTATIVE - Subject to changes

Gran Canaria Business Week 2014

January 2nd-4th amp 7th 2014

The Internet Focused Business Gathering for Free Thinking

Businesspeople

Maspalomas January 2nd - 4th 2014Las Palmas January 7th 2014

Food and drinks are not included

Thursday January 2

Costa Meloneras Maspalomas

1000-1045 - Registration and coffee

1045 - 1100 - Welcome remarks Hans Joslashrgen Lysglimt Johansen

Presentation of photographers

1100 - 1230 - ldquoSelling skills for perfectionistsrdquo - Peter Carruthers

1230 - 1330 - ldquoPodcasting - all you need to get started and grow your audiencerdquo - Jonathan Baillie Strong

1330 - 1430 - Lunch outside and inside Lunch is not included

1430 - 1500 - ldquoSelling with Facebookrdquo - Hans Lysglimt Johansen

Day One Networking and Intros event

FRIDAY January 3

1000 - 1045 - Registration and coffee

1000 - 1100 - ldquoSite specific search enginesrdquo

1200 - 1300 - ldquoEight crucial insights for running a local business in Gran Canariardquo - Edward Timon Editor in Chief of English Language Newspaper The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

1400 - 1500 - ldquoBitcoin and other cryptocurrenciesrdquo

- Thomas Gramstad president of EFN the Norwegian branch of the Electronic Frontier Foundation

SATURDAY January 4 20114

1000 - 1600 - ldquoThe Google Ecosystemrdquo

- Todd Michael Heater

Workshops on

AdWords Analytics SEO AdSense YouTube Sitespeed

TUESDAY January 7

Hotel Cristina Canteras Beach Las Palmas

ldquoSelling in the tourism industryrdquo

- Peter Charruters

ldquoWhat will happen to Gran Canaria when they find the oilrdquo

- Odd

ldquoFinancial and industrial implications of the development of an oil industryrdquo

- Thorstein L Selvik Finance Professor

Producer Hans Lysglimt Johansen Gran Canaria Business Week wwwgcbusinessweekcom

In association with The Canary News Views amp Sunshine

If you are serious about doing business from Gran Canaria in a fast paced and ever changing

global market whether you want to attract tourists or residents or to create a business that deals with a

specific niche market and you want to do it in English then

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twittErs FroM thE atlantic thoughts amp FeeliNgs about liFe iN the CaNary islaNds copy Barrie Mahoney

I am often asked why I love the Canary Islands and Gran Canaria in particular so much and what prompted me to make this small Atlantic island our home

Well I could move into lyrical mode about the wonderful climate beautiful beaches spectacular mountain scenery the unhurried pace of life and the friendly unassuming nature of the locals All this is true but the main reason for moving here is none of these although they are all part of the cocktail that led us to start our packing and head for the islands some years ago

For me it was and still is the lsquolive and let liversquo attitude of the locals and most of the visitors to this island that made this a special place and worthy to call lsquohomersquo It has always been the case that most things are acceptable here just as long as it doesnrsquot hurt or interfere with anyone else

I wonder just how many of our visitors attend the lsquoWelcome Meetingsrsquo that used to be the delight of many tour companies some years ago A cheap glass of sangria was supposed to earn oodles of euros in commission for the tour reps but sadly I never found their sales patter that convincing I recall one tour representative begging us not to take the local bus to Puerto Mogan because apparently the locals travel on the bus with baskets of live chickens on market days A 20 euro coach excursion would apparently be much less pungent All stuff and nonsense of course as we all know that the locals much prefer to travel with a goat

I contrast these islandsrsquo attitudes to Austria for instance where the Viennese authorities have recently banned kissing on the train alongside eating smelly food and talking too loudly Well I am not sure what the good people of Austria would think of travelling on a Canarian bus but talking and indeed kissing quietly is certainly not on the agenda over here I remain convinced that Spanish and Canarian children are born with a volume control that is permanently glued in the lsquoExceedingly Loudrsquo position Most

find it impossible to speak quietly and why should they After all they have many interesting things to say In any case the mobile phone networks are not too good over here and so it is essential to shout loudly at all times when making a telephone call

If you should happen to venture to Austria for a holiday do please be aware that you are now subject to an immediate fine of 50 euros should you happen to show your affection by kissing on the train Husband wife boyfriend or girlfriend concubine or simply a lsquobit on the sidersquo it simply does not matter whether it is a quick peck on the cheek or a tongue job you will still be relieved of a crisp 50 euro note by a very cross man in uniform

How about a nice bag of chips on the way home a slice of pizza or the Canarianrsquos favourite snack a sticky donut Sorry but if in Austria it wonrsquot just be an immediate slap on the wrists and a fine of 50 euros but you will be thrown off the train by a specially appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo locally known as sheriffs and they have a badge to prove it

Apparently these draconian rules have been introduced as a result of complaints from the good citizens of Austria as well from the results of a public survey Mind you they might have a point since a couple were recently discovered to be having sex on board a train well I guess it is more spacious than having sex in a Mini In another highly disturbing case one wealthy couple took their pet horse Helga on the train for a ride I find this a very disturbing story since it is common knowledge that most horses will only travel first class nowadays Sadly both cases were judged as being far too serious for the appointed lsquojobsworthrsquo to deal with but became police matters and the culprits were thrown into prison However I am not too sure what happened to the horse but maybe she is still partying in Vienna

Well I know it takes all sorts to make a world but I for one will be cancelling my holiday in Austria next year Personally I am really looking forward to my next journey on a Canarian bus

Barrie Mahoney was a teacher head teacher and school inspector in the UK as well as a reporter in Spain before moving to the Canary Islands as a newspaper editor He enjoys life in the sun as a writer and author

If you enjoyed this article take a look at Barriersquos websites wwwbarriemahoneycom and wwwthecanaryislandercom or read his latest book lsquoEscape to the Sunrsquo (ISBN 9780957544444) Available as paperback Kindle and iBooks iPhoneiPad and Android Apps ExpatInfo CanaryIsle and CanaryGay now available copy Barrie Mahoney

KissinG in the Canaries

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The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

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Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

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WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

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Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

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98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

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Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

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ans paul Mccartney

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4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

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10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

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Page 28: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

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29The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

expoboda 2013

Why pay Full price

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

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98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

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Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

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Page 29: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

29The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The ldquoSand Bethlehemrdquo on Las Canteras beach has become an iconic tourist

attraction in its own right during Christmas time in Las Palmas

1500 square meters of space utilising 2000 tons of sculpted sand on the capitalrsquos most famous beach will remain on display and open to the public until January 6 2014 with all donations to be given to the soup kitchens of Santo Domingo San Pedro La Paz and El Carmen in the city of Las Palmas

The work of the 6 international sculp-

tors which came to fruition over the last week will remain open until the feast of the Three Kings from 900 to 2200 every day in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria

The Belen de Arena (Sand Bethlehem) on Las Canteras beach commis-sioned by the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria opened to the public last Thursday December 5 display-ing artistic interpretations of Nativity scenes created by 6 international sand sculptors The nativity display now in its eighth year uses donations from visitors to contribute to the four soup

kitchens in the capital of Gran Canaria

District Tourism Councillors along with the the Island Minister of Tourism for the Cabildo de Gran Canaria Melchor Camon and the managing director of Tourism organisation Promotor de Canarias Maria Mendez inaugurated the Belen (Bethlehem) accompanied by the artists who modelled it in just 7 days

Councillor Barbero said that ldquobeyond the artistic value of the sand sculp-tures the Belen has become an annual reference and a focus of attention from the point of view of promot-ing tourism to the city that enjoys Christmas in the sun with an average temperature of 20 ordm C ldquo He empha-sised that the city of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is actively touting visits between tour operators and travel agencies in the south of Gran Canaria and that they are distributing bro-chures in hotels on the island during peak season

The traditional Bethlehem scenes of the Nativity the Magi and recreations of villages and traditional characters are interspersed with glimpses of land-scapes of Gran Canaria such as Roque Nublo and the Caldera de Tejeda in addition to native plants of the islands

The central scene of the birth of Jesus has been made by the Danish sculptor Peter Busch-Jensen while the Rus-sians Aleksei Dyakov Vadim Fedotov Mikhail Gryadov have sculpted scenes of the Magi the Annunciation and the water boy Italian sculptor Michela Ciappini has modelled a fishing village and the Canarian sculptor Jonay Ruiz has created the town of Bethlehem and a star from the sand

Donations will be collected for The Bethlehem of Sand from the more than a hundred thousand visitors ex-pected during its four week exhibition open from 900 to 2200 every day of the week The donations will then be distributed to the four soup kitchens in the city helping to feed the homeless and individuals and families in severe financial crisis

Well worth a visit to Las Palmas for a little Christmas shopping

the sand bethlehem in las palmas until Januray 6

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

expoboda 2013

Why pay Full price

perfect for Christmas

Get More For less

34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

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equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

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Last Editionacutes Answers

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1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

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ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

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ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

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Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 30: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

30 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

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Why pay Full price

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

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Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

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INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

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Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

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40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

Ray+liz in The Horseshoe PR

Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 31: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

31The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

The Unexpected FarmerWelcome to our mad world Wersquore farming by experiment and laughing along the way Come for the eggs

stay for the life lessons Who would have ever thought farming could be such hard work

Egg hoardingI would love to say that I hoard eggs to spite all of the people that keep asking me for eggs however this is not the case The chickens are there to provide me with eggs and an income but at the moment they are doing very little of either People message me all the time asking for eggs and I would love to take your money and provide you with eggs however if there are no eggs this simply isnrsquot going to happen

Eggs have become like gold dust and what little amounts they are laying I use within minutes I even found myself loitering around the egg aisle in the supermarket the other day trying to bring myself to buysupermarket eggs It felt shameful like I was committing a crime I stood and starred at the small shrink wrapped packages and simply could not bring myself to pick up a box

I do ponder about the people on this island sometimes as when I tell them I have no eggs they think I am mad lying or

being spiteful The

consider the fact that I have chickens to be

the ticket to eggs which in theory should be true but alas no eggs I wish I was a better chicken farmer and could have all the answers maybe it is because it is cold maybe it is because they hate me who knows but either way they are not producing enough eggs

Lets hope the dry spell does not last and that they begin to lay soon so I can walk down the street without the fraggles muttering ldquo there she is the secret egg hoarderrdquo I promise you guys when I have eggs you will have eggs it is as simple as that and until then you will have to go and be shameful and buy supermarket eggs

UnexpectedFarmerGCblogspotcomesIf you enjoyed reading this you will find The Unexpected Farmer on our website or by going to

Egg Hoarding

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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Why pay Full price

perfect for Christmas

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

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WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

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Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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22597-OM

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22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

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98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

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Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

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59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

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Last Editionacutes Answers

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More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

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1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

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ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

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ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

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ans tail

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Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 32: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

32 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013sept-oct 2013

language - spanish lesson 82short anD sWeet Theresa Coe

Not just me but the topic of this monthacutes lesson How do we translate our abbreviations shorthand and punctuation marks to Spanish

Here are a few of the common ones For other translations or to hear words pronounced go to

wwwspanishdictcom

Fyi (para tu inForMaCioacuten)Like the title of this section many abbreviations we use donacutet exist in Spanish and must be spelt out So FAO is para la atencioacuten de while PampP translates as gastos de envio PTO would simply be sigue (carry on) and DIY is bricolaje Remember a GP here is your meacutedico de cabecera and an MD of a company is un director for a man or directora if itacutes a woman Finally their equivalent of the DSS is (el departamento de) la Seguridad Social

PS (Pdhellip)Other abbreviations are just as short So instead of ps at the end of your note itacutes pd while an MOT is an ITV (pronounced ee-teh-oohbeh) Dr is written the same although a woman is Dra and SentildeorSenora are shortened to SrSra VIP is also the same but pronounced vip or vips in plural If you need the job centre ask for INEM (lsquoee-nemrsquo Instituto Nacional de Empleo) who are responsible for the dole (el paro) here and if youacutere off sick you say estoy de baja Channel 1 or 2 is la una or la dos etc (etc is the same in Spanish) though for

some reason channel six is called la sexta (the sixth) Illnesses often have a different letter order so AIDS is el SIDA and HIV is VIH

iquestQueacute Talla llevaSAs sizes are often represented by the international (English) letters they are simply pronounced the Spanish way and all are female as they refer to LA talla (the size) iquestQueacute talla llevas What size do you wear La lsquosrsquo (eh-seh) la lsquomrsquo (eh-meh) la lsquolrsquo (eh-leh) or la lsquoxlrsquo (eh-kiss eh-leh)

iquestCuaacutel eS Tu eMaIlSpelling your email can be a pain The sign is called arroba and some addresses contain guioacuten (dash) or guioacuten bajo (low dash) while a website might have una barra (forward slash) You might also want to say if itacutes a capital letter mayuacutescula or lower case minuacutescula Other punctuation marks include el punto (dotfull stop) la coma las comillas (speech marks) los puntos de interrogacioacuten y de exclamacioacuten (question mark and exclamation mark) A colon is dos puntos while semi colon is punto y coma

por teleacuteFonoYou might hear lsquosi quiere ser atentido en ingleacutes pulse amohadillarsquo (almo-deeya) - if you want to be assisted in English press the hash key Similarly pulse asterisco means press the asterisk button A kiss in a text is represented by the Word beso often shortened to bs (NOT lsquoxrsquo which is shorthand for lsquoporrsquo

meaning for or by) LOL (laugh out loud) would be jaja (haha) or jeje (heehee) while the letter k is used as shorthand for que (that) or iquestqueacute (what)

Free lanGuaGe exChanGe Meet the loCals

Playa del Ingleacutes Sundays 6pm at Amigos Coffee Av de Italia 15 - wwwamigoscoffeecom

Arguineguin Thursdays 7pm in Bar Forum Av de Lajilla 13 Facebook search lsquolanguage exchange Arguineguinrsquo

Las Palmas Wednesday Friday Saturday and Sundays 1130am in bar lsquo100 Montaditosrsquo Centro Comercial El Muelle - cerveceria100montaditoscom Tuesdays 6pm in Bar El Gallinero CFernando Guanarteme 130 Thursdays 6pm in bar Canarios Expresso Leon y Castillo 253

Arucas Tuesdays 730pm at bar El Parque (behind the church in San Juan square)

Telde Thursdays 730pm at Oasis Chillout bar wwwoasischilloutcom

Spanish conversation club with Cynthia Blickstein Griner every second Saturday San Fernando 6pm For details cynthiagrineryahooes

For information on learning Spanish or to receive back copies of these lessons or updates email theresacoegmailcom or see facebookcomLEGintercambio

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

Every year wersquore seeing new and innovative products and services come onto the market

Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

For more information on any wedding product or service in Gran Canaria please contact me on infoperfectweddingcompanycom or call me on (0034) 653 642 208

Bernadette Garside Founder of The Perfect Wedding Company

Gran Canariarsquos Wedding Specialist

wwwperfectweddingcompanycom

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

savings to be used at your leisure why not

ylno sgnikoob tcerid rof lidaV

TheCanaryNewscomSaver

CALL +34 928 987 952

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

TARA Animal Respect Association Rescuing Reuniting Rehabilitating and Rehoming Pets in Gran Canaria FacebookcomTARAGranCanaria or TARATheCanaryNewscom

TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

Win by buying used goods at TARA You will save a bunch

Win by participating in the process of recycling It makes good Eco sense

Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

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22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

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1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

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large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

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4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

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Page 33: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

33oct-nov 2013 TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Gran Canaria came alive again with wedding fever at Expoboda 2013 November Wedding Fayre in Las Palmas

Infecar was host to over 30 independent bridal suppliers across the island which specializes in providing services and products to the ever increasing wedding industry in Gran Canaria

Expo Boda is the ideal inspiration for brides and grooms looking for local artisan businesses who know that itrsquos the teeny tiny details that make wedding days so special

Numerous catwalk shows took place throughout the day featuring luxury designer wedding dresses pop-up beauty parlors boutique bakers elegant event styling decadent deacutecor hire beautiful blooms LIVE entertainment acts and not forgetting representation from well known wedding venues across the island

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Our prospective bride and grooms have an array of possibilities for their wedding ceremonies and celebrations on our beautiful island Coupled with the all year round sunny climate Gran Canaria is also fast becoming a leader in destination weddings

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

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Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

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WIN WIN WIN WIN

Most of our regular readers know about the two TARA Animal Respect Second-Hand Shops in Arguineguiacuten The concept mirrors the hugely popu-lar thrift shops in the United Kingdom and other countries throughout Europe

1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

Win by donating your used goods to TARA You will feel great

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Win for the homeless animals The animals certainly do

Come on in Browse enjoy indulge while helping yourself your families your friends helpless animals the environment - and feel great doing it

Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

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22597-OM

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Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

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250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

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199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

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Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

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pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

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Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

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First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

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pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

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Last Editionacutes Answers

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34 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Installation work has begun to improve the Santa Catalina Park in Las Palmas

A sculpture of a much loved local hero was accidentally knocked over in August by a public service vehicle in the City of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria the bronze sculpture of Lolita Pluma has now been repaired and placed on a much more visable plinth enhancing its aesthetic appearance which has undergone a com-plete renovation after the accident on 30 August

Two workmen with the use of a crane refitted the sculpture in the Parque Santa Catalina in a different location from where it originally stood on the ground Lolita Pluma is now located in the central garden area which provides a better view of the work (F Avila 1998) which has been fully restored after it was struck by an emergency vehicle causing a clean break at the base of the statue

It is hoped that the moving of Lolita will enhance the new look of the Parque Santa Catalina the scene of many of the cityacutes most prestigeous events such as the Carnavale main stage and which is immersed at the moment in a project of improvement consisting of the reorganization and improvement to lighting paving terraces landscaping and street furniture in the city centre space be-hind the Museo Elder and near the main port

The enhancements to this area a natural connection between the Cruise Termi-nal and Playa de Las Canteras is part of an overall redevelopment plan for the area not far from where the new aquarium is to be built also

Restoration work to the statue of Lolita Pluma one of Las Palmasacute most colour-ful characters who was known throughout the city for her outlandish makeup wild ways and her love of feeding the cityacutes street cat population from dona-tions she gathered by selling matches in the park has been waiting for some months to be repaired since it was necessary to locate a qualified welder who could work with bronze

Welcome home Lolita

lolita returns home

Those who know pay lessAll year round EverywhereAre you a Canary SaverWith more than euro3000 worth of exclusive

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35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

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1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

TARA Store Two is amazing All of your reading viewing and listening pleasure can be satisfied in one-stop dramatically inexpensive quality shopping

There are more than 5000 paper-backs hardbacks and magazines in English German Scandinavian and Spanish organized by language and displayed by category and alphabeti-cally by author It must be the biggest display of its kind in Paradise Plus there are over 2000 DVDs CDs and

computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

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Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

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WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

Daniel 639 941 547 bernmackhotmailcom

Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

SMARTCAR 2004new engine and tyres 698cc cylinder

Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

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The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

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1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

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ans tail

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Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

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8 What is father christmas called in Spain

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10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

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Page 35: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

35The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

bobo This little dog was found in Ari-

naga and had no chip or collar He is 5KG and approx 12 months old he is in good health and friendly

Do you want to meet him can you offer him a forever home

levi He is a special young boy with

beautiful colouring He is less than 2 years old and is castrated and vaccinated and about 20 kg He is playful with all animals and is

keen to someone to train him He needs a confident home to fulfil

his needs He is just a heavy little boy

Chester is a approx 3 years old 20KG mix

breed dog who is full of life and will need an active home He is

not good with other dogs or cats but this is something that can be

helped with training

lex this incredibly human friendly podenca was found wandering

through the wilderness near Cercado de Espino He is good in

the car walks on the lead and loves playing ball Lex is approx 2 years old is chipped castrat-

ed vaccinated and searching for his new home can you help

GolDie is a little sweetie who has

been through a tough time in her short life She was found wandering through Arguine-

guin several months ago with obvious signs that she had

been hit by a car Goldie was incredibly nervous but slowly

she begun to trust and even like humans again

billy amp bobthese adorable kittens are desperate for a home they are approx 8 weeks

old extremely human friendly and love cuddles and affection Can you

find a place in your heart and home

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TARA Animal Charity Shops Flea Markets amp Events Pet Foster Homes amp Adoptions (+34) 928 062 891 or 634 345 812

Together We Can Make Gran Ca naria A Paradise For Animals Too

WIN WIN WIN WIN

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1 Generous folks donate their second-hand goods to TARA

2 TARA receives donations for these same goods

3 These donations are used to rescue rehabilitate and rehome homeless pets (and promote neuter-ing of dogs and cats)

Simple But there is something new and exciting going on at the TARA Shops The 180 square meter show-rooms are undergoing a spectacular transformation

TARA Store One is now exclusively for womenrsquos and childrenrsquos fashion and treasures Dresses pants blouses shorts sweaters coats shoes linge-rie swim suits and jewelry sunglasses beauty items elegant home decora-tions and knick-knacks plus everything for infants and children of all ages are on display Really ladies this is a very special place for the feminine spirit in Paradise

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computer games all originals no copies

This super saver store is also for your electronic needs Televisions sound systems computer paraphernalia re-ception devices handys and landline phones abound

Then there is the furniture depart-ment quality indoor and outdoor pieces ready for the comfort of your home Lamps lights mirrors frames art objects - just the right things for the right places in your place

And it is here we cater to the male of our species Stuff for cars boats sports gardens do-it-yourselfers ndash rough tough goods for guys

That includes menrsquos and boyrsquos clothes from track suits to fancy dress train-ers to work shoes jeans to swim suits most everything a fella needs to wear for life in Paradise

The huge majority of the items in the shops start at only euro1 Itrsquos even bet-ter than that With the TARA coupon in this newspaper you will receive euro20 free to spend in TARA after your first euro20 purchase For example Buy 20 items for a EURO each and get another 20 EUROS to spend You are a winner

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Win Win Win Win

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

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PROPERTIES FOR SALE

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WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

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218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

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CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

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Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

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pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

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SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

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Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

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OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

SMARTCAR 2004new engine and tyres 698cc cylinder

Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

Ray+liz in The Horseshoe PR

Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 36: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

36 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

A bold statement you could be think-ing I am a little unwise or round the twist perhaps Do you know what else makes us go mad Fear

We can fear the most harmless things if they come unexpectedly but fail to care about the familiar but very real dangers Your daily ride to work is without doubt much more dangerous than getting on a plane However if you are not used to planes any odd little sound will make you feel uneasy We fear the unexpected the un-known

We love everything resting on its proper place I certainly do It makes my life predictable giving a feel of order among the chaos ofhellip

Do you know what My neighbour chose the instant I was writing these lines to do some home improvement interruption noisehellip why canrsquot I have a little peace when I need it Yes the chaos of life is right here hitting me in the face I think you can relate

People are just like that They do not always do what you expect of them I would find nice if every chap I meet would stay in the neat mental boxes I build for them It is a bit egotistic though it can have the best of inten-tions For example It would be handy if I could always understand why my nephews are sad angry or fearful so I could do something about it but more often that I would like I can misinter-pret feelings Learning to listen is a skill

that I have to learn again and again with every person I meet

Oftentimes people also try to put God into a box They say God is this or God is that and yet God is more than this or that The Bible does not even try to offer a definition of what God is The Biblersquos business is what God does And God does the unexpected God the creator of Heaven and Earth loves to hide in the little things loves to focus in the little people yet His actions change the world starting at your own heart

Christianity revolves around the idea of letting go of our own plans and letting God change us That means to hope for the unexpected quite liter-ally to hope for fear Because you and

I have been told that God is good But even so we feel uneasy of let-ting anybody no matter how good meddle with our own soul We might be unhappy with who we are but even so we want to do our own thing ourselves Resigning from that requires a kind of courage that is called faith a faith that can only be found in what God did and what God is doing in the most unexpected ways

Does that look hard Well it is It is like having faith in your children in your friends or even in yourself In the end it all goes down to a choice to dive into hope accepting fear You cannot have one without the other

The Holy Trinity Church Las Palmas Miguel de Luis wwwgccoeorguk

ViEws FroM thE churchyard - hope for fear

Christmas service timesCarol Service 22nd December 11 am at Holy Trinity (Las Palmas)

Christmas Eve 12 noon at the Templo Ecumenico Playa del Ingleacutes

Christmas Eve 2230 at Holy Trinity

Christmas Day 11am at Holy Trinity

More information will be available on the website httpwwwgccoeorguk

After a quick trip to fill the fridge and the cupboards from MERCADONA in the La Minilla Commercial Cen-tre chosen be-

cause parking is so very convenient and there is a handy coffee bar right out-side the shop a more leisurely return via Mesa y Loacutepez stopping off at Natural Optics in Nestor de la Torre where you can always be sure of a thorough eye-test before heading back to Holy Trinity church to pick up some prizes from the raffle at last Saturdayrsquos Christmas Bazaar and take them to await collection by the fortunate winners at the British Club collecting a copy of the Clubrsquos Decem-ber programme on the way It sounds complicated but it wasnacutet really

Street parking is such a problem in the town that the best way to do several things in different areas in one morning is to have a co-driver who goes round the block several times while you go popping in and out of the premises on your list Once you get to the British Club it is easy With your membership card in the car window you can park very comfortably in its grounds

Quite a lot has been going on recently in the Club apart from the usual good food and drink on alternate Wednesdays a season of Classic British Films in English with Spanish sub-titles hosted by the Canary Film Academy with a brief introduction and short discussion afterwards has attracted a good number of both Spanish and English-speakers The last of the present series was The Lav-ender Hill Mob which was in fact the first comedy coming after such quality films as The Thirty-nine Steps Third Man and Odd Man Out

A monthly Poetry Evening has proved unexpectedly popular and predictably the programme for December is of Christmas or festive poems songs or short readings We just choose a poem or two that we like and tell author and drama adjudicator Jeannie van Rompaey the organiser our choice in order to avoid any duplication It is all very light-hearted and people occasionally bring along a

poem they have written What talent lies dormant

These cultural Wednesdays include a table quiz each month more or less difficult according to who is setting it though this month it will be replaced by a talk illustrated with music to commemorate the bicentenary of the birth of Giuseppe Verdi Melvyn Elphee a recent winter resident has been instrumental in promoting such events in the Club and in circulating news about what is on in the theatre and the rest of the cultural scene in the city of Las Palmas for people who are interested but not quite so ldquoin the knowrdquo

The majority of the members are now Spanish but we aim to keep theBritish flag flying too by these Wednesday events to which non-members are welcome for a small fee of euro3 On other days the Club is the best place on the island for Bridge with as many as 40 or 50 players participating and regular tournaments

Three couples demonstrating tangos provided the background to Novemberrsquos special Argentinian dinner For December we have the traditional Christmas dinner on 21st December for members and their guests and plenty of private parties have booked in during the run up to Christmas

If you would like further information about the club email BritishClubLasPalmasgmailcom or phone 928245451 Betty Burgess

THE BRITISH CLUBrsquoS CHRISTMAS DINNER MENU

Saturday 21st of December at 2100 hours

APPETIZERS Pacircteacute on Toast Cheese and Onion Confit Canapeacutes Spanish Omelette Chefrsquos Croquets

and Black Pudding Balls with Sesame

Cream of Pumpkin Soup

Stuffed Turkey with Roast Potatoes Boiled Vegetables Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Or

Apple Dates and Raisins Struumldel

Coffee or Tea and Christmas Sweets including Mince Pies

RED WINE BERONIA CRIANZA (1 bottle per 4 people) Or

WHITE WINE TRASCAMPANA (1 bottle per 4 people)

PRICE PER PERSON 2500- euro (IGIC INCLUDED) TIP NOT INCLUDED

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

Daniel 639 941 547 bernmackhotmailcom

Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

SMARTCAR 2004new engine and tyres 698cc cylinder

Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

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Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 37: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

37The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013

And the kids have Christmas all sewn up At least thatrsquos how it was in our house- once upon a time

When our twins were 4 years old they decided with a little group of like minded lsquocherubsrsquo from school to rehearse for the annual Christmas Con-cert Dear little angels not even in disguise how sweet After all Christmas is a time for children ndashisnrsquot it

Muddy boots off ten tiny feet tramped up the stairs - they had decided to act out the nativity scene in our bedroom- it being the most stable-like they could find due I suspect to the riotous confusion of Christmas trappings and lsquoswaddlingrsquo clothes ( aka laundry awaiting washing) therein With the lingering aroma of my Yankee Candle in their little nostrils and authenticity uppermost in their little minds this bedroom mayhem was easily transposed to the lsquo no room at the innrsquo of the Beth-lehem story (Had I known I would have fixed it for at least one cow one lamb and little donkey to be brought in from next doorrsquos farm )

Carol s on my CD player baking pies and lsquofeedingrsquo the Christmas cake with brandy -with the occasion-al obligatory slurp for the cook- kept me well in the Christmas spirit in the kitchen while the rehearsal was in progress upstairs

Soon I was called up for the performance Led by a couple of shepherds into the bathroom (scene one) I behold our neighbourrsquos son standing in the bath There are no tidings of great joy as I see my expensive sheepskin rug hanging dripping wet over his shivering little body Keeping my cool I just raise a quizzical eyebrow By way of explanation they break into song lsquoWhile SHEPHERDS WASHED their flocks by nightrdquoAhhh

All my bath towels lay soaking in a puddle on the floor ndash obviously lsquotake fiversquo for this particular scene My daughter was standing nearby my feather boa contorted into a straggly pair of angel wings and pinned to her vest She waved her Daddyrsquos (now defunct) big torch in the air and halo intact warbled out ldquoThe angel of the Lord came down and glory shone aroundrdquo Becky apologised that the glory did not light up anymore since she had dropped it in the bath

As was getting my very own nice warm glow from the previ-ously consumed brandy I let them carry on The next stop was my bed-room where I saw that I now owned 10 tea towels instead of my usual 5 My frown was met with ldquoSorry Mummy but we needed to cut them in half to make them fit the heads of Joseph and the shepherds

The Virgin Mary aka Jennifer Jones from next door is sitting looking only mildly holy in the middle of my bed I soon I realise there is something missing ldquoWhere is baby Jesusrdquo I ask Throwing back the duvet she reveals a scruffy old box in which rests my best satin pillowcase and a bundle of (used) hay Mary gently extricates the baby and rocks to and fro Spontaneously my eyes fill with tears as I listen to the sweetest rendition of lsquoAway in a MAN-GERrsquo I ever heard

Then right on cue come the three kings Oh joy I was really needing at least one wise man to show up by this time They bow before the manger and trot out an approximation of their lines

First King ldquoI bring you goldrdquoSecond King ldquoI bring you myrrhrdquo Third King ldquo Umm errr Frank sent thisrdquo

Clapping and laughing I led the unlikely nativity players down stairs We gathered around the fire roasting chestnuts singing Carols and drying out the towels and the soggy sheep as we discuss what they think is the real meaning of the Christmas story

Know what I find so special about kids They keep things so gloriously uncomplicated They bubble

over with expectant joy They burst with anticipa-tion They accept the miracle And best of all ndashwith simple child like faith they tell it like it is

And it was all alright on the night of course I am dumbfounded by the ability of little ones to per-form so well with few inhibitions and not a shred of self doubt they had perfected the performance As the curtain came down we happily joined hands and sang some communal carols as we exchanged the seasonrsquos greetings

On the way home tired but still with the adrenalin rush lingering we rocked and clapped as we joined with Dadrsquos deep baritone in a fitting end to the night

ldquoHark the herald angels sing glory to the new born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born kingrdquo

Herersquos wishing you joy peace and a Happy Christ-mas

Kay DECEMBER 2013

the season is upon us

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

Daniel 639 941 547 bernmackhotmailcom

Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

SMARTCAR 2004new engine and tyres 698cc cylinder

Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

Ray+liz in The Horseshoe PR

Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 38: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

38 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

Dear friends

My goodness how time flies Where has the year gone Yet here we are again only a few days away from Christmas On behalf of everybody in the Evangelical English Church I extend to you the warmest seasonrsquos greetings

I first heard this little poem being read on my first visit to Gran Canaria 7 years ago I have no idea who wrote it I believe it may have been from a Christmas card but it sums up so well all I am trying to say

If you look for Me at Christmas

You wont need a special star---

Im no longer just in Bethlehem

Im right there where you are

You may not be aware of Me

Amid the celebrations

Youll have to look beyond the stores

And all the decorations

But if you take a moment

From your list of things to do

And listen to your heart youll find

Im waiting there for you

Youre the one I want to be with

Youre the reason that I came

And youll find Me in the stillness

As Im whispering your name

Love Jesus

All too often we can get caught up in all the activities that surround this time of year and get so stressed out that we can miss the joy that Christmas is really about It is great putting up all the decorations and wrapping gifts It is won-derful catching up with old friends and family and sharing good times eating and drinking and itrsquos wonderful both giving and receiving presents Sometimes however all the activity wears us out and we can become guilty of becoming the person who says ldquoIrsquoll be glad when itrsquos all overrdquo Enjoy your Christmas by all means but donrsquot miss the joy What is the joy The joy is the miracle of birth or rather a birth It is the coming into this world of God the Son Jesus It tells us in the gospel of John that In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was GodhelliphellipThe Word became flesh and dwelt among us That is the joy of Christmas

This Christmas we will be going again out into the community to share the Christmas cheer and to sing a few carols together and I hope help us all remem-ber what it is we truly celebrate at this time of year I extend an invitation to you to come and join with us everybody is most welcome Our Christmas pro-gramme for this year is as follows

Community Carol singingDate Time Place

Mon 9th 730pm Bar Diamonds at the Yumbo Centre in Playa del Ingleacutes

Mon 16th 730pm The Pub (Kim amp Steversquos) in the Puerto Rico Shopping Centre

Wed 18th 900pm Templo Ecumeacutenico (Front Steps) in Playa del Ingleacutes

Fri 20th 730pm Bar Buenavista Cafeacute in San Agustin CC (opposite the Don Gregory)

Christmas Day CelebrationsWed 25th 1000am Centro Ecumeacutenico in Playa del Ingleacutes

Wed 25th 1200noon Scandinavian Tourist Church in Puerto Rico

We continue to meet regularly every Sunday all year around in Playa del Ingleacutes at 1000am and in Puerto Rico at 1230pm In Playa del Ingles we meet in the Centro Ecumeacutenico the entrance is to the right-hand side of the main Temple and opposite the Kasbah centre In Puerto Rico we meet in the Scandinavian Tourist Church whis is at the back of the shopping centre You are welcome to come and join with us on any Sunday

I have promised the editor that I will endeavour to do my best and contribute a few lines for publication on a more regular basis so with that in mind until next time I wish you all a very happy Christmas time and may your blessings be many And donrsquot forget the joy

With love and blessing in Him

GavinPastor - Evangelical English Church

Joy to the WorlD International Evangelical English Church Playa del Ingleacutes amp Puerto Rico

An independent non-denominational Christian church All services are conducted in English but the congregation has a very international flavour and all are welcome

Tel 928 062 915 Mobile 603 455 258 Email englishchurchgcgmailcom Web wwwenglishchurchgcorg

Playa del Ingleacutes Sunday 1000am

PLEASE NOTE NEW TIME Meeting in the Centro Ecumeacutenico with is located to the side of the large Templo Ecumeacutenico The entrance is opposite the Kasbah Centre

Puerto Rico Sunday 1230pm

Meeting in the premises of the Scandinavian Tourist Church which is situated at the back of the Puerto Rico shopping centre centre

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

Daniel 639 941 547 bernmackhotmailcom

Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

SMARTCAR 2004new engine and tyres 698cc cylinder

Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

Ray+liz in The Horseshoe PR

Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

Quinnys Quiz Page

Page 39: The Canary News, Views & Sunshine Christmas 2013

39The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNeoct-nov 2013 39sept-oct 2013

The English Newspaper for Gran Canaria TheCaNaryNewsCom News Views amp suNshiNe

Centro Veterinario MogaacutenTotal Veterinarian Services

C las Casillas 2 ndash 35140 MogaacutenTel 928 569 344 639 526 811

PROPERTIES FOR SALE

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980 CALL NOW 928 150 650

WWWCARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 1 bed(s)

The best views in Arguineguin 129000 euro Euros

22597-OM

TAURO Bungalow 4 bed(s)

Oasis of peace in Tauro 398000 euro Euros

22591-OM

MASPALOMAS SAN FERNANDO Single-family house 3 bed(s)

250000 euro Euros 22586-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

273000 euro Euros 22582-OM

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL Apartment 1 bed(s)

98000 euro Euros 22579-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Apartment 2 bed(s)

199000 euro Euros 22577-OM

MOGaacuteN PLAYA AND PUERTO Apartment 2 bed(s)

Very close to the beach270000 euro Euros

22573-TB

PUERTO RICO WEST HILL PUERTO PLATA

Studio bed(s)

59000 euro Euros 22554-OM

PUERTO RICO BARRANCO AGUA LA PERRA Apartment 1 bed(s)

100000 euro Euros 22553-OM

ARGUINEGUiacuteN ALTOS DE ARGUINEGUiacuteN Duplex 3 bed(s)

218000 euro Euros 22533-OM

CARDENAS REAL ESTATE SINCE 1980

CALL NOW 928 150 650 CARDENAS-GRANCANARIACOM

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM WWWEUROPAINMOCOM

1 SAN AGUSTiacuteN DETACHED CHALET WITH FANTASTIC SEAVIEW

Absolute best location excellent top-condition and only first class materials equipped with every

detail all bedrooms are ensuite 2 individual guest apartments completely furnished

pool and garages Price 1290000- Euro

2 CAMPO INTERNACIONAL-MASPALOMASBeautiful bungalow with one bedroom and private sunny terrace in a quiet location Very well maitained complex with a large pool Low comunityfee Ideal for porper use

Price ONLY 75000- Euro

3 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS TOPFLOOR APARTMENT RARE SALE NEAR BEACH

PROMENADEBreathtaking views to the ocean and mountains

1 bedroom double balcony accessible from living- and bedroom Complex with large pool

near RIU-Palace-Hotel Price 144000- euro

4 SAN FERNANDO Beautiful and luxurious equipped family house with

large terrace spacious absolutely private roof solarium with sea-view and guest-apartment Price192000- euro

5 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS ndash ldquoCALLE ROMArdquoLarge one-bedroom apartment with 66 m2 living-space in absolute top-location Small private community only 100 meters to the beach promenade Price 150000- euro

6 DREAM CHALET WITH SEAVIEW FROM RENOMATED ARCHITECT

Prominent location in a private urbanization with Security Service Excellent very tasteful selected materials and

high-end finishings Livingroom of 140 m2 several guestrooms office fitness- and recreationrooms laundryroom swimmingpool terraces garage etc

First occupation Equipped with a large kitchen fully installed bathrooms airconditioning in all rooms centralized light- and music system automatic sun-income-shutters etc Price 1600000- euro

7 PRECIOUS FAMILY-CHALET The 174 m2 of this magnificent property is distributed

over two floors Living amp dining room spacious full fitted kitchen two large double bedrooms one master bedroom ensuite with balcony three bathrooms and an

office Beautiful private garden of 120 m2For the use of the private road and the very beautiful

pool with large sun terrace the eight neighbors pay only 58 ndash euro per month Price 480000- euro

8 PLAYA DEL INGLEacuteS-TOPFLOOROne-bedroom apartment on topfloor with great balcony Close to the beach Situated in a private complex with pool and elevator

Low community fee Price 88000-euro

9 MASPALOMAS CHALET WITH GOLFCOURSE VIEWPlot 622 m2 Living area 225 m2

Unimprovable topcondition with all details unique location pool garage

4 bedrooms 5 bathrooms luxurious kitchen study several storagerooms etc

Very rare sale Price 1050000- euro

10 San Agustiacuten Luxurious chalet with seaviewConsisting of 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms completely

equipped built-in kitchen with seperate lumberroom large livingroom garden with terrace bbq and pool garage and spacious basement Excellently

furbished and equipped with all details Plot 300 sqm Livingarea 200 sqm Price 495000- Euro

eUROPa InmO ReaL eSTaTe HOTLINE 928 77 11 77

INFOEUROPAINMOCOM

PROPERTIES FOR Rent

SAN FERNANDO Single and double room to rent quiet central zone wifi modern

kitchenbathroom parking 200-250e including bills tel

Daniel 639 941 547 bernmackhotmailcom

Playa-del-Ingles Av Tirajana

Fully furnished appartments approx 50 m2 sold Balcony with south-west view

pool garden 0034 638678406

OPEL Zafira 7-seater 2000 diesel new engine cylinder capacity 200cc

consumes 7l per 100km Silver new tyres 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

SMARTCAR 2004new engine and tyres 698cc cylinder

Consumes 4l petrol100km White and grey 3500 ONO

Contact Daniel bernmackhotmailcom tel 639 941 547 to test drive

40 News Views amp suNshiNe TheCaNaryNewsCom El Perioacutedico Ingleacutes de Gran Canariaoct-nov 2013

Last Editionacutes Answers

Sudoku Puzzle - Easy

wwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

More Puzzleswwwsudoku-puzzlesnet

The first correctly filled puzzle pulled out of the hat this month wins a Meal for 2 including a bottle of wine at THe leMON TRee Puerto RicoJust fill in the solution and then either send us a photograph from your phone with your name email and daytime contact number to 626641537 or cut out the completed grid below and pop it in an envelope

addressed to Sudoku Competion The Canary News TARA 63-67 Tanausuacute Arguineguiacuten LP 35120

1What do the austrailians call MarMite

ans VegiMite

2What colour is the Wrapper on cadbury dairy Milk bars

ans purple

3Who Was the eneMy of the 101 dalMations

ans cruella deVille

4Who is Mickey Mouses girlfriend

ans Minnie Mouse

5Which singer Was Married to heather Mills

ans paul Mccartney

6What is the spanish Word for Water

ans aqua

7bat out of hell Was a hit for Who

ans Meatloaf

8What did guy faWkes plan to bloW up

ans the houses of parliMent

9on old Vinyl records What does rpM Mean

ans reVolutions per Minute

10What is Missing froM a Manx cat

ans tail

WINNERs FROM LAST EDITION

Ray+liz in The Horseshoe PR

Send your answers to QuizTheCanarynewscom Text 626 641 537 or give them to Quinny himself if you spot him round Puerto Rico for a chance to win a prize

Our lucky winner will be the first selected at random with all the questions correct and gets a choice of either 100euro worth of advertising or a 35euro Drinks amp Mexican Platter

Voucher at Mackers Jardin del Sol Playa del IngleacutesWant to Sponsor a Prize Let us Know Quinny thanks you Wy Aye Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

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1 Which country annually donates trafalger squares xmas tree Sweden Norway or Denmark

2 How many reindeer pull santas sleigh 78 or 9

3 By Xmas eve how many advent calender windows are open

4 Coca cola changed santas clothes to red what colour was it originally Blue Yellow or Green

5 Which is the most bought and played xmas song to date

6 What colour are the berries on a mistletoe plant

7 What are the 2 most popular items used at the top of a xmas tree

8 What is father christmas called in Spain

9 What was used for frosty the snowmanrsquos nose

10 In the song 12 days of xmas what was given on day 4

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