portant products. The students whoentrust their futures to us forundergraduate studies, or· forgraduate education, deserve thebest that we can provide. Theycarry away new knowledge,understanding, and maturity whenthey leave us. Likewise the con­tributions to knowledge that welearn, through research andscholarship, and that we com­municate to tohers, through con­ferences, papers, and books,become part of the ever-growingfoundation of human knowledge.Through these people, and throughthis knowledge, we build upon and,hopefully, improve upon, theheritage and culture which we havereceived."

Dr. Everhart went on todescribe the turbulence of moderntimes. "At times like these, thereneeds to be a few places that lookahead, that still dare to do the mostambitious things that human beingscan accomplish. Caltech still hasthat ambition and that daring."

Finally, Dr. Everhart describ­ed some of the frontiers of sciencewhich Caltech is pushing forwardeverday, e.g. by "presuming tobuild the world's largest opticaltelescope" with the Keck Founda­tion and the University of Califor­nia system. He concluded, "Caltechdeserves the very best I can offerit as president. With your help, Ishall try to be worthy of the task.Thank you."

Dr. Everhart brings with himgreat expertise and a wide varietyof experience. He was born in Kan­sas City, Missouri, in 1932, andgraduated magna cum laude inphysics from Harvard in 1953.Two years later, he received hisMSc in applied physics fromUCLA. He then went abroad toCambridge on a Marshall scholar­ship to receive his PhD in engineer­ing in 1958.

He joined the faCUlty at theUniversity of California, Berkeley,in the department of electircalengineering and computer science.He served there more than 20years, and was chairman of thedepartment from 1972 unti11977.He became dean of the College ofEngineering at Cornell Universityin January of 1979. In August,1984, he became chancellor of theUniversity of Illinois at Urbana­Champaign, whence he came toCaltech last September.

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that people think both quantitative­ly and subjectively. Our studentsneed to be taught both methods.We use quantitative reasoning inmathematics, science, andengineering, although intuition andimagination play an important role.But in dealing with people, with thesenses and emotions, subjectivereasoning is very important... Peo­ple, individually and collectively,are important to each of us as wego through life, and we need tounderstand how to interact, andhow our predecessors interacted inearlier times. Hence lessons fromthe humanities, the arts, and thesocial sciences are essential to ourdevelopment. That is why previouspresidents have stressed the impor­tance of the humanities, the arts,and the social sciences to ourstudents. That is why I reaffirmthat importance today.

"Finally, we need to constantlyremember that people andknowledge are our two most im-

Dr. Thomas Everhart watches his step during his inauguration last Tuesday.In hiS speech, he discussed the philosophy of the Caltech education.

After hours and hours of inter­views, the Interhouse Committeehas selected the student represen­tatives of the following Faculty­Student Committees.

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Frosh AdmissionsJoseph Fierro

Mike McDonaldEmily Lo

Steve McLaughlinBrian Colder

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should aspire to be second to nonein these areas. If we are to staysmall and vital in the science andengineering domain, we may needto faze out certain topics, as wechoose which new and more im­portant ones to emphasize. As aninstitution, we shall need toreassess our priorities. In so doing,we should keep the followingpoints in mind:

"First, we should rememberthat (paraphrasing anthropologistMargaret Mead) a few thoughtfulcommitted citizens can still changethe world. We have a good supplyof such people among our faculty ,students, and staff, and we canmake a difference - a bigdifference.

"Second, we should rememberGeorge Ellery Hale's reference tobreadth of knowledge. as well asdepth, and the importance of im­agination. New discoveries areliable to be made by people who

. know more than the details of asingle field. And to augment ourimaginations, we have tools of un­precedented power with which todo our calculations, to make ourmeasurements, and to visualize ourresults.

"Third, we must remember thatwe shall need support to ac­complish our goals. We need tocontinually remind society that ourwork and our accomplishments areimportant to the future of ourregion and to the nation. Caltechhas always returned good value forresources entrusted to us, and wemust continue to do so.

"Fourth, we live in times of un­precedented change, and we shouldbe ready to seek out the new andthe important challenges that havelong-lasting implications, and meetthem head-on.

"Fifth, we shall continue to ex­cel only if we attract to our midstthe most imaginative, innovative,intelligent, and industrious facultyand students, and continue to pro­vide them with the facilities and thestimulation to excel.

"Sixth, we need to remember

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Dr. Donald S. Cohen, Chair­man of the Faculty Advisory Com­mittee for the Presidential Searchand professor of appliedmathematics, said Everhart waschosen because of his superlativeacademic and administrativeabilities, and was therefore par­ticularly suited to fulfilling therigorous demands of thepresidency.

"He is the head of a great in­stitution, full of strong-willedfaculty, with whom he has to dealin an immediate and personal way,in which there can be no layers ofadministration," said Cohen. "In allour areas, the president must nur­ture, lead, guide and direct the In­sittue to ever-higher levels ofdistinction. We perceived in TomEverhart the qualities we required.

"First and foremost, he has thattype of intellectual ability andhonesty necessary to command therespect and loyalty of thedistinguished faculty he mustmanage and represent. Heunderstands that Caltech requiresa special kind of leadership, thatworks with faculty initiative con­fidently, without abdicatingauthority and responsibility. He hasaccepted that challenge ... [TheSearcl.1 Committeee] predicts thatthe Everhart years will be thegolden years for Caltech."The Speech

After expressing his gratitude toall those gathered at the ceremony,Everhart discussed the importanceof universities in general, notingthat "universities are suchstorehouses of knowledge, becausethe freshman bring so much withthem when they come, and take solittle away when they leave."

Everhart . then describedCaltech's past, emphasizing "theheritage of the past is the founda­tion upon which we build theachievements of the present andour vision of the fuQue." In assess­ing Caltech's future, Everhart said,"Besides continuing to stand forquality, we should continue tofocus on a few important areas, and

by Ruchira DattaDr. Thomas Everhart was in­

augurated as president of theCalifornia Institute of Technologylast Tuesday, April 12. In his in­augural address, Everhart em­phasized the heritage of Caltechand outlined the philosophy gover­ning its future.

Chairman of the Board ofTrustees Ruben F. Mettler, withthe assistance of R. Stanton Averyand Arnold O. Beckman, perform­ed the investiture of Dr. Everhart.The placing of the "academic robeof office" on Dr. Everhart wassymbolized by the placing of theacademic hood of Robert A.Millkian, first president of Caltech,on his shoulders. The sun came outat this time on an otherwise over­cast day.

Marching in the processional,which began the ceremony, weremembers of the faculty, NobelLaureates, recipients of the CaltechAlumni Distinguished ServiceAward, delegates from 62academic institutions and 15 learn­ed societies, and the platform par­ty, who sat with Dr. Everhartunder the pavilion. The platformparty included the Board ofTrustees, distinguished guests suchas former Caltech president Lee A.DuBridge and past chairpersons ofthe Board of.Trustees R. StantonAvery and Arnold O. Beckman,and speakers. All those who mar­ched in the procession woreacademic robes.

Chairman of the Board ofTrustees Ruben F. Mettler presid­ed over the ceremony. Chairman ofthe Faculty, Dr. Sunney Chan,professor of chemical physics andbiophysical chemistry, greeted Dr.Everhart on behalf of the Caltechfaculty. ASCIT president SamWeaver greeted the president onbehalf of the undergraduatestudents and GSC chairpersonLynn Hildemann represented thegraduate students. David Harper,president of the Caltech AlumniAssociation, greeted Dr. Everharton their behalf.

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Arnold Beckman (right) and Dr. Thomas Everhart hold on to their hats atthe groundbreaking ceremony for the Beckman Institute, Monday. The Beck­man Institute will be a lab in which pioneering work in chemical biology willbe performed. The institute, which lies on the north side of the campus, isscheduled to be completed by October, 1989. The architecture will be simi­lar to that of the Atheneaum.

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Poor AttitudesTo the Editors:

On March 31, PresidentEverhart sent an "Affirmative Ac­tion" memo to every member of theCaltech community in which hesaid, among other things:

"As we seek to provide equali­ty of opportunity for all persons,we need to be certain that inap­propriate attitudes, whether heldconsciously or unconsciously, andimproper practices do not limit op­portunity at Caltech."

And..."We need to make all in­dividuals who come feel welcome,and provide them every opportuni­ty to contribute to the Caltech com­munity."

On April 4, feminist BettyFriedan's noon-hour talk in Winnettlounge was interrupted, "cons­ciously" or "unconsciously," byblaring music and "inappropriate"lyrics.

Scarcely a way to make a guestspeaker feel welcome or provideher "with every opportunity to con­tribute to the Caltech community."

A second incident earlier in themonth--a stripper's performance atnoon at Fleming House--may notbe an "improper practice" for anall-male gathering, but it is hardlywhat most women would call acomfortable environment, with orwithout lunch. One female mem­ber of Fleming House was told shewas immature because she chose toleave the house and have lunchelsewhere.

A good many people on cam­pus have welcomed PresidentEverhart's statement, and are hop­ing that changes will come as aresult of attitudes expressed in thememo. Perhaps some members ofthe campus community missedreading the memo.

Phyllis BrewsterStaff Member

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CorrectionLast week, the Tech incorrectlyreported that the Caltech ServiceLeague had provided sweatshirts tothe group which travelled to Mex­ico. In fact, the Alumni Associa­tion provided them.

The Tech did in fact plan to coverthe lecture delivered by BettyFriedman. Unfortunately, it wasunable to find a writer for theevent. We suggest that, in the fu­ture, persons who would like cover­age ofspecific events discuss 'withthe editors the possibility of theirwriting the article.

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action suits against it....with 50%of your funds coming from feder­al funds at this institution ...Thosefigures are not supportable at thistime."

For anyone interested in learn­ing more, a tape of the talk doesexist and a relatively in-depth arti­cle should come out in the next is­sue of the ONE:ONE, a bimonthlypublication of the Organization forWomen at Caltech.

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nally depressed that the CaliforniaTech decided the OWC/Caltech Ylecture by Betty Friedan on April4 was not worth covering. Friedanis author of The Feminine Mystiqueand The Second Stage and co­founder of the National Organiza­tion of Women; her first book real­ly launched the modern women'smovement in 1963 and her subse­quent efforts have helped ensuremuch of the success it has sinceachieved.

For the record, the over 300people who attended the talk weretreated to an inside history of thewomen's movement often lacedwith humor, a discussion of theproblems and inequalities (for bothsexes) being addressed today, andbest of all, a rousing dose ofhonesty about "the Caltech situa­tion." Friedan, armed with thefigures on women in Caltech'sfaculty (10 women out of 265 to­tal) and undergraduate .studentbody (16% of the entering class),referred to Caltech as "a historicanachronism" in "a preconsciousstage," "I can't understand why thisinstitution hasn't had huge class-

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California Tech's complete neglectof noted feminist, Betty Friedan'stalk last Wednesday at noon. Whatis most unfortunate about this lackof coverage, is that the Caltechcommunity as a whole (not justthose who had time to get away atlunch), could have benefited fromthe insights into the struggle forequality between men and womenthat Friedan has developed over thelast 25 years. More than any othercommunity that I have been a panof, Caltech needs to reevaluate itsattitudes toward women. To ignore

•• the input of an expert such asTech Ignores FemInIsm Friedan is nothing less than ir-

responsible. It surprises me that aninstitution that is reknowned for,and indeed prides itself on its in­tellectual resilience, continues topull the ostrich routine on this is­sue and keep its head well buriedin the sand. In keeping withCaltech's tradition of being at theforefront of science, we should beleading the way in integratingwomen into the scientific commu­nity, not waiting for other institu­tions to lay the groundwork.

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the Middle East, as well as United- Nations resolutions relevant to .the

question of Palestine, supports theholding of an international confer­ence within the framework of theUN and under its auspices, andwith the participation of the perma­nent member states of the SecurityCouncil and the parties concernedin the conflict in the area includ­ing the PLO on an equal footingwith the other parties, and stressesthe necessity for The InternationalConference to have full mandato­ry powers. (This means no dealsunder the table. MK)

Later in the resolution, another#8 calls for "developing relationswith the Israeli democratic forces."

Today, the PLO is ready tonegotiate with Israel. In Israel,there is no concensus. The govern­ment refuses to negotiate with thePLO while others, including ex­generals (Yoshafat Harkavi) andmembers of Parliament are press­ing for such negotiations. In thewords of Amos Oz, a prominent Is­raeli writer, "To negotiate with thePLO is the road to life; the otherway is the road to death."

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of their inalienable and im­prescriptable national rights, underthe leadership of the PalestineLiberation Organization, their soleand legitimate representative, andthe indemnification of those whodo not desire to return;

5. The placing of the WestBank and the Gaza Strip under thesupervision of the United NationsfOf a transitional period not exceed­ing a few months;

6. The establishment of an in­dependent Palestinian State withJerusalem as its capital;

7. The establishment by theUnited Nations Security Council ofguarantees of peace between allStates of the region, including theindependent Palestinian State;

8. The guaranteeing by theSecurity Council of the implemen­tation of these principles.

The Fez document is onlyreferred to in our library on page387 of the 1982 UN Yearbook. Itcan be seen in its entirety in theUCLA library, Documents of theGeneral Assembly, entry dated 15December, 1982. While "all Statesof the region" is the only way Is­reiel is included, this should not bea problem since Israel says it iswilling to accept Security CouncilResolution 242 which also calls forpolitical independence of everyState in the area (none beingspelled out). By the way, it alsocalls for Israeli withdrawal fromthe territories occupied in the '67war.

A more recent example comesfrom the meeting of the Palestini­an National Council in Algiers,April 20-25, 1987. Based on the"Charter" and resolutions, they af­firm the following principles as abasis for national Palestinian actionwithin the framework of the PLO:

7) ... considering the Arabpeace plan endorsed by the 1982Fez summit (quoted above) andreaffirmed in the 1985 extraordi­nary summit in Casablanca, as abasis for Arab action on the inter­national level for finding a solutionto the Palestinian question and forregaining the occupied Arab terri­tories. (This refers to the territoriesoccupied since the 1967 war. Note,not all of Palestine is to beregained. MK)

8) The PNC (Palestinian Na­tional Council), taking into con­sideration United Nationsresolutions 38/58c and 43/41regarding the convening of the in­ternational conference for peace in

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To the Editors:Our universe is in motion. Our

earth appears to us to stand still, yetit rotates on its axis and revolvesaround the sun. Whole galaxies arereceding at phenomenal speeds.Jets are streaming away from qua­sars. Even the tiniest electrons arein motion.

Peoples are also in motion. Thecourse of human history is notfixed nor does it follow a straightline. It is ever changing. Certainlythe realities of the Middle Easthave been changing.

Yosi Avron, in his letter to theeditors on April 8th, accuratelyquoted articles in the PalestinianNational Charter. These were writ­ten 24 years ago and reflect themajority thinking of that era, whenthe existence of the State of Israelhad not been accepted. But forroughly ten years now, there hasbeen no such talk. The Palestiniansin their vast majority, and the Arabworld generally, have recognizedthat Israel will remain. What issought is a negotiated settlementthat would give the Palestinians astate of their own in what is nowthe occupied West Bank and Gaza.This contention was confirmed byYoav Peled, an Israeli concernedwith keeping Israel a nation thatlives by law. I heard him both atUCLA Hillel and at Leo BaeckTemple three years ago.

Some examples of the newthinking follow. The best known isthe FEZ resolution, adopted inFez, Morocco in September of1982 by the Twelfth Arab SummitConference. All the Arab nationswith the exception of Egypt andLibya participated. The PLOrepresented the Palestinians.Regarding the Arab-Israeli con­flict, the declaration list 8 points,none of which call for annihilationof Israel.

1. The withdrawal of Israelfrom all the Arab territories oc­cupied by it in 1967, includingArab Jerusalem;

2. The dismantling of the set­tlements established by Israel in theArab territories since 1967;

3. The guaranteeing of freedomof worship and performance of re­ligious rites for all religions in theHoly Places;

4. The reaffirmation of the rightof the Palestinian people to self­determination and to the exercise

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The May 14 concert will be theworld premiere of a compositionarranged by Raymond Burkhartwhich features the music ofCaltech..

piece for solo oboe, Autumn Solilo­quy. Eric has been the band's prin­cipal oboe player since hisfreshman days. May we speculatethat he'll be MIT's top player whenhe's there for graduate school nextyear?

Those who were not able tohear Wednesday's concert will en­joy hearing the Caltech Wind En­semble's BANDORAMA onSaturday, May 14. The ensemblewill join forces with the CaltechJazz Bands, Steve Houghton ondrums and percussion, and JamesBlinn on computer graphics topresent another first-class concertin Ramo Auditorium at 8:00PM.There will be no admission charge.

by Marc AbelThe Caltech Wind Ensemble

gave a concert Wednesday night inThome Hall at Occidental College.The program featured Bach's Fan­tasia in G Major, "Mars" fromGustav Holst's The Planets, DariusMilhaud's Suite Francaise, Vau­ghan Williams's Toccata Marziale,and additional pieces by DelIo Joio,Barnes, and Grainger. WilliamBing, director of the Wind Ensem­ble and Jazz Bands at Caltech, con­ducted the first half of the program.

The second part of the programwas conducted by John Swain,director of bands at Cal State LosAngeles. Dr. Swain's skillful guestconducting contributed much to thesuccess of the concert. Dr. Swainis also known for his fine tubaplaying.

Eric Babson appeared from oneof Dabney's famous off-campus al­leys to perform James Barnes'

The Caltech wind ensemble at Thorne Hall last Wednesday. John Swain is the guest conductor.

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pect a certain sound when they seean accordion player on stage. Iwanted to challenge their expec­tations."

The final listing on the sched­uled program was Bartok's Quar­tet No.4, a relatively ancientcomposition. The performance byKronos was again tight and cohe­sive, with the Allegretto pizzicatomovement being especially well­played.

Although the Bartok Quartetmarked the end of the regularlyscheduled program, the audiencewas to receive a special treat fromKronos. This came in the form ofthree encores. The first encore en­titled Rice-Pounding Music byPeter Sculthorpe once again high­lighted the group's virtuosity inplaying pizzicato.

The next encore was a solo ac­cordion piece written and played bythe guest accordionist, GuyKlucevsek. The piece, entitled TheGrass is Blue (Ain't Nothing but aPolka), received an enormousamount of applause with its bluesyriffs and a brief interlude to thetheme from Jaws. The final encorewas entitled Four for Tango andfeatured the quartet playing a ratherskewed tango.

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Three Transcriptions, by JackBody, was the first of the twopremieres played that evening. Thepiece was comprised of threepieces of three pieces of musicfrom China, Madagascar, and Bul­garia and was rewritten especiallyfor Kronos. On the whole, thecomposition explored sounds notnormally associated with violins,violas, and cellos, making the in­struments sound like sitars andother Eastern instruments.

The last piece before the inter­mission was also a SouthernCalifornia premiere. This piece,Four of One ofAnother for Quar­tet and Accordion, written by MaryEllen Childs, featured the guest ac­cordionist, Guy Klucevsek.

Unlike most works written foraccordion, this one was definitelynot a polka. I got a chance to speakwith Childs, who was present at thepremiere. She said that she was"intrigued by the accordion's upperand middle register," which sheused quite extensively to give thepremiered composition an eerieand haunting quality. When askedabout the motivation for writingFour of One of Another, sheresponded, "People normally ex-

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Although this piece, entitledFor a String Player, was original­ly written for solo violinist, Caseexplained that "the piece may besegmented at structural points in­dicated by dotted lines, and the seg­ments may be performed as duets,trios, or quartets. The performanceof For a String Player marked thefirst time it "has been subdividedand played by a quartet." The au­dience response was highly favora­ble, although the use of householdobjects such as a Dustbuster, scis­sors, and radio brought laughteramong both the quartet and au­dience.

After the unusual compositionby Case, the next piece by ConlonNancarrow, entitled Quartet,sounded much more similar tostring quartet music in contrast.While hardly resembling pieceswritten by any classical or Roman­tic composers, the contrast betweenthis and the Case piece wasstartling.

While Case's piece highlightedthe eccentricity of the quartet, theNancarrow piece revealed the co­hesiveness of the quartet. The piececlimaxed in the third and finalPrestissimo movement, with all 4members playing pizzicato in uni­son at a blazing tempo. Quartetalso appears on Kronos's first al-

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The concert began with a pieceby one of the foremost 20th centu­ry composers, John Case.Although more popularly knownfor his masterpiece of silence,4'33", the composition performedby Kronos that evening proved tobe equally adventurous.

The Kronos concert on Satur­day, April 9 at Schoenberg Hall inUCLA proved to be no exceptionto the quartet's philosophy of play­ing the latest in 20th century mus­ic. Of the 5 pieces listed in theprogram, two were SouthernCalifornia premieres that had beenwritten for Kronos.

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The Blacker House Basketball Squad gowon teroqw ctmhh uirr Ruddocrret hyert nttr Page. But we raised our record to 0-2-1 with a 2-2 deadlocwith Fleming. Stay tuned next week as we datyyree srews ghflkj Ricketts hkjrlLloyd ejdvjwe nntfdxc Dabney.

The Inside WorldThis week's Inside World was brought to you by:

Blacker: Marty O'BrienFleming: Pierce WetterPage: Dean WilberRicketts: Su-Lin WuRuddock: Betsy Andrews & Wayne Lukens

Inside World Editor: Dave Long

Fleming:Just when Chuck "Noogie" Nuegerbauer thought he was going to graduat

in red, he decides to play backetball for the page boys. Try to figure. Betteyet, don't try to figure, try to pond.

You know, there's something strange that happens to a house that elect.a woman president two years in a row. Speaking of Blacker, only total geek.could lose a basketball game 102-2 even when faced with the God-AwesomBone-Crushing Might of the Combined Forces of Nine Well-Hung Member.of The Fleming Basketball Team; you should get at least 6 points. Oh well.at least EVERYONE (even the cripples and one dead alum) got to play.

Kent said the party last weekend was so good he must have gotten wasted.Oh, and did you know Humphreys has a death wish? Never count bored ni­hilistic mutant sophmores; if they get sick of washing you, they'll just beatyou up instead. There was a senior wash Tuesday with Lucky Senior AdamSlovik. Kent is now CannonMaster. Kent says "Boom. Every Time. All theTime. Boom. BOOM." Kent likes his new job, I'm not so sure, then again.maybe he'll get shells and aim it at page.

You-Hung lost his virginity. If anyone sees it around, let him know. Hesays he left it in the lounge last Thursday. (Oh. That's why his hair has beenkind of limp lately.)

Top Ten Excuses to Fire the Cannon.10. Everhart's Inauguration.9. Change of CannonMaster's Office.8. Bastille Day.7. Graduation.6. Eggleston Graduating (one every 17 years)5. End of Rotation.4. Finals Week.3. Jello Removal.2. Kent's Birthday1. DEMOLITION of Page House.

Ricketts:Hi there! Welcome to my very first Inside World. Yes, I know that isn't true,hut it sounded dramatic. And yes, I'm writing this because no one else is. Andno, I don't know if I'll write another one.

Getting right to the news ...Laura hurt her big toe saving two children from a mass murderer. But if

you ask her about her foot, she will modestly say that she hurt it climbing stairs.But we all know that an athelete like Laura couldn't possibly be as clumsy asthat. Jed hurt his foot this week also, defending Ricketts' basketball honor.Crutches seem to be in fashion these days.

The Poetry Reading-Slamdance was a bash. The Bad Taste Party also cameand went, with many happy people. Cookie has turned into a cherry and heblames it on the sun at the beach. I think someone painted him while he wasn't

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And in fierce College Bowl action, Trivial Solutions scored a power victory over Wimps Only in intrahouse competition. Of course, how could anyonecompete against Maek "toilet of trivia" Rhinelander and John "Chapters 4, 67. 9. & II" Salmon? Best of luek to you guys.

Page:True/False: Do you have a clue?I. Shorts and sneakers go with dark socks.2. Height and clever strategy will win a basketball game for you every time.3. Drying your clothes by a water heater is a good idea.4. Keana Kim is the new Page House sex goddess.5. '"Orgasmic" is something you can experience with Jeff Flint.6. T-shirts with dead chickens on them are the new fashion rage in Page

House.7. Using obscure cuts of meat and pentagrams as decorations, the '"I love

Satan" theme will make any party a sure-fire hit.8. Everyone's so friendly in Page House that no one has to search for very

long for a roommate.9. The Editors are doing a great job a managing a serious paper that is,

at the same time, both intellectually stimulating and fun to read.10. Writing the Inside World is a great way to win the respect and admira­

tion of your peers.Scoring: One point for each correct response.0-1: You are ingenuous, naive and clueless. You are probably short and

oriental, or maybe a white guy who wishes he was in a short oriental body.2-3: You live in the computer room, never leaving except to eat or sleep

lof course, you forego bathing to save time). It's hard to tell what's going onwhen you live on the 82nd level of Moria.

4-5: You are obscure. All of your mail gets thrown in the outgoing basketand your classmates keep asking you if you're a freshman. ,.

6-7: You and your friends take turns eating lunch in Page so you get updat­..:d on the latest dirt.

8-9: You are highly intellectual and very well read, spending much of yourtime perusing the Inside World, the Page Houselist, and the whiteboards oncertain people's doors.

10: You are truly an evil master of rumor and innuendo, unless of courseyou took the easy way out and asked the Page Inside World Guy for the keyto this test in exchange for money and/or sexual favors.

-Mr. Laughs, telling it like it is.

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hloking. Propose to Kitt Day has come and gone. She has piles and piles offlowers in her room now and most of them seem to be from a secret admirer.Did everyone enjoy the Inauguaration? I received it psychically in bed. I didlike the little cheeses. They were neat! The wax just split apart and out comesthe cheese! Cool.

Welcome Chris and Paul, our newest social members. And to Helen andCorbet who have moved into the Hovse of Hovses. Helen has a giant flamingoin her room. No, Cookie and George, I don't look a bit like it. The burning4uestion of the day is why does Corbet have a broken cup tacked to his door?Brian's burning question is why Corbet would want to move next to Gaylon.

Other things you should know: The feet on the Houselist are really Leopold'sfeet. No, they haven't been reduced, he wears big shoes to hide them. Thinkabout it. .. Have you ever seen Leopold's feet? Tylis claims the Broken Cherrycouch. He says he will duel all comers for it. Beware of Sam and Gaby. Theyappear mysteriously in Italian Restaurants bearing garlic bread. Then Jasonmysteriously appears wanting to eat it.

Be wary of Mike these days; he has an odd gleam in his eye, and runs aroundwith his digitizer sabotaging Macs. Also heard coming from Mike's room "Heybaby, wanna get lucky?" What has happened to this mild mannered computroll?His secret project (don't tell anybody) is to replace Davelee with a MacIntosh.A simple program would suffice. Yeah, you'd just have to program it to sayBack off! and Cool! and Quack! Who'd know the difference? He already hasthe quacking part.

Random Info: April 31st is Ditch Day folks. Mark it on your calendar.Do you know what I am tired of? Frosh complaining about lack of time orsleep. What do they know about lack of time and sleep?!?

Alright, alright, so this wasn't the most scintillating, original and fantasticInside World. I used up all my wild inspiration on my physics.

To finish: Top Ten Places My head Gets Whacked On When I GetShowered:

10: The wall (By Andrew)9: The wall (By Andrew)8: The ceiling ( By Beanhead)7: The walls of Herc (By Charles Hersh)6: Door frames (By Charles Bud)5: DaveIee (But it's so fun)4: Asphalt in the Ath lot (By Jerry)3: Brian's foot (no, no, that is my stomach)2: The ice machine

Yours truly,---- Pip-Squeek

Ruddock:Top 10 reasons to move off campus

10) A single9) A Bathtub8) Proximity to jumpin' downtown Pasadena7) The Chester pool6) 7:30 AM Whisperchippers5) To be as obscure as Andy Campbell4) Cable TV3) Outstanding fire safety precautions2) B.C.1) Joe Fierro

Spring is here & the mating season has begun. The pheromones were outin full force at the party from hell, Saturday night. Perhaps the search wason for a sacrificial victim to join the cow parts & delectable cow tounge adorningthe candlelit altar ... then again, perhaps not. Watch out for those amazingmating frosh.

Liplocks on the dance floor weren't the only amazing activities going onin Ruddock last weekend. Looking around at the party I noticed that Jamaland Wayne were missing. At first I thought that like all good seniors they werein their rooms, studying hard but it turns out they were sharing a cheap butcozy motel room somewhere in Northern California. Wayne claims he's okaycause he slept on his back but sources have heard him say (and I quote) "I'llnever forget that night." Jamal refused to comment -- he just smiled. Ditchdayisn't tomorrow (it's Saturday, bonehead) & seniors are wimps.

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Good offensive performanceswere turned in by Michael (I'll doanything for units) Keating and thealways dangerous Burleigh, whocracked a 330 foot double in the se­cond game. One of the highlightsof the game was when the coachcalled the amazing Flint-gets­picked-off-and-a-guy-scores play.Jeff attempted the same play later,but since there were no other run­ners on base to score, this wasclearly a tactical error.

That's all for this week, folks.This weekend sees the Battlin'Beavers take on the gentle, musingPoets from Whittier. Today's gamewill be at Whittier, but there willbe two home games on Saturdaystarting at 11 :00 and going 'til wecan't go no more. Come on out andwatch some cute guys in tight whitepants cavort gleefully around aboundless playing surface. It's funfor the whole family.

offense couldn't catch up again.The final score was Redlands 11,Caltech 4.

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save for two hits by Burleigh, anda spectacular catch by MannyAranda. Manny's diving outfieldgrab, one that mere words cannotdescribe, stole an apparent triplefrom from the league's leadinghitter.

Saturday was another long, hotday with little relief in sight for theailing Beaver bats. The first gameof the doubleheader was a 10-0 lossagainst a Redland's team with oneof their top pitchers. Caltech coun­tered with the amazing Manny,who kept the game close until hetried to hit a baseball off of hisfinger. His injury brought backIronman Ken Campman, whopitched two long innings to followhis massive seven of the daybefore.

Though the first two games ofthe series were not pretty, hopeswere still high going into the finalgame. Caltech jumped out to anearly lead. However, the fifth in­ning saw a tired Colder getting intotrouble on the mound with severalbad· itches and bad plays. The

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down, and it's time for another in­stallment of Beaver Pennant Fever,the saga of our baseball team andit's battles against eligibility rulesand league teams. The Beavershave their best team in recentmemory on the field these days.This year's team will win moregames than in the last two yearscombined.

One of these wins was rackedup in a home game against PCBBClast Tuesday, the fifth. The Beaversrode the pitching of Brian Colderand Brad Scott as well as the poorpitching of their opponents, to a 10to 5 victory. Tech jumped out to aquick lead in the game, as the Bap­tists fielded only two of the first sixballs hit to them. The hitting showwas highlighted by a triple andhome run from Colder, and ahomer by Jim Burleigh.

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Redlands, Pomona, and Whittier. The men finished third.

cent diving stop to keep the puckin the zone, and Braun slid a snap­shot under the bewildered VCIgoalie. Caltech took the lead forgood with 1:46 remaining whenPavel Svitek scored his secondgoal, assisted by a beautiful passfrom George Yates. Dave Braunadded an insurance goal, his se­cond of the day, 17 seconds laterto complete the scoring.

Ted Kanterdjieff played an out­standing game, bringing his tour­nament goals against average to3.05. Pavel Svitek led the tourna­ment in scoring with nine goals andeight assists, and Martin Brouilettewound up the regular season as theleagues leading scorer with 16goals and 22 assists.

tried the 400m hurdles for the firsttime, doing reasonably well (l: 16).Kitt improved her previous 400mtime to 1: 10. Margi Pollack brokethe six minute barrier in the 1500mfor her first time, finishing in 5:51.

For the men, Sean Hillyard ranone of his best 400m ever, in 52.4,which placed him sixth out of tenin a very competitive event. JackPrater, who had little prior ex­perience, ran the same event in54.5. Konstantin Othmer ran the200m in 23.97. Our mens 4xlOOmrelay did not manage to completethe last baton exchange successful­ly. In the 4x400m, our team ran3:39, twenty seconds slower thanRedlands, which is traditionallyvery strong in the event.

In the high jump, Randy Ralphjumped his usual 6'2", and BillSwanson cleared 5'8". Dave Parkwas in the middle of the competi­tion in the long jump (6.07m) andthe triple jump (l1.82m).

John Gehring ran 16:42 in the5000m, finishing after three Pomo­na runners. Earlier in the day, Johnran 4:08 in the 1500m placing fifth.Joe Shiang ran the 800m in 2:01.11in a race won by Pomona'sDubrulle in 1:56.46. Scott Kistermade his debut in the 3000msteeplechase, finishing in 11: 11.

Tomorrow, the team will trav­el some 80 miles to Redlands tocompete on a dirt track. For thefirst time this season, our team willhave to face the national power ofOccidental College, as well as aweak LaVerne team.

by Dwight BergThe Caltech Hockey Club

broke the ice Sunday, winning itsfirst Southern California Collegi­ate Hockey Association Division IIChampionship in four years. Thepucksters won the prestigiousWarden Cup by pounding VC Ir­vine 4 to 2 at the Pickwick Ice Are­na in Burbank.

The capacity Caltech crowd ofabout 30 (mostly members of thepress corp) was treated to one ·ofthe closest games of the year. Thegame was packed with 40 penaltyminutes, numerous brutal checks,and more than 20 shots on goal byeach team.

Irvine got on the scoreboardfirst with 8: 14 left in the first peri­od on a power play goal. Caltechanswered with a goal of its ownwith 0:28 left in the period. DaveBraun skated circles around twoVCI defenders, then fed the puckto Martin Brouillette. Brouillettepulled the goalie out of position be­fore sliding a pass to Pavel Svitek,who tipped in the Beavers firstgoal.

VCI took the lead for the lasttime on a goal with 7:48 to go inthe second period. The action con­tinued at a furious pace untilCaltech took control with 7:48 re­maining in regulation. Dave Braunnetted the tying goal with an assistfrom Brouillette and Svitek. Svitekdumped the puck into the VCIzone, where a defender tried toclear it. Brouillette made a magnifi-

HockeyClubChamps

by Alex AthanasopoulisLast Saturday, the Caltech track

team hosted Redlands, Pomona,and Whittier, all members of theSCIAC conference. Redlands wasthe big winner in both the mens andwomens competition. Whittier wasthe only opponent whom our mencould beat, but our woman couldnot defeat any of the three teams.

The high quality of the meetwas reflected by the outstandingperformance of the athletes, includ­ing three who qualified for nation­als. The qualifiers were Pomona'sMerlino in the hammer (50.66m),Redland's Walker in the 400m in­termediate hurdles (53.61), andDumas, a womah from Redlands inthe shot (13.18m). Merlino alsoplaced first in the other threethrowing events.

Whittier's Rhodes was withinan inch from qualifying in thewomen's high jump with 1.65m,and two seconds from the mark forthe 400m, which she won in1:00.19. Redlands' Gilbert, won allthree middle distance womensevents (800, 1500, 3000m).

In the midst of these perfor­mances, the Beavers did notmanage to get any individual firstplaces, but some· had notableachievements. Golda Bernstein,Liz Warner, Kitt Hodsden, andBibi Jentoft Nilsen improvedCaltech's record in the 4x400m re­lay by an incredible 15 seconds,with a time of 4:42.

Liz also set a Caltech record inthe triple jump with 9.56m, and she

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YMCA's racquetball facilities are now avail­able at the Caltech Y for the price of 1 dol­lar. They can be purchased during normaloffice hours and are available to any student.The passes allow full use of YMCA facili­ties for one day.

The YMCA is located at 235 E. HollyAve.• 1 block north of the Pasadena Plaza,next to City Hall. There will be a list ofavailable partners posted at the Caltech Y.so if you are interested, please sign up.

If you have any helpful suggestions forthe club, contact Jason Stewart at 1-59 or356-9414.

Educational VacationYou can earn university degree credit in

Natural Science this summer with San JoseState University's Field Studies in NaturalHistory program in Hawaii. See animal,plant, bird, and geologic topics come alivewhile you explore the natural sights andhabitats on four islands.

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people missed their times on thefirst night. He wonders if theycould be notified. Dwight says thatthe interview times were written onthe sign-ups.

6. Cable Bob became CableChris who was golfing. More onCable next week.

7. Bob's Cornera. RA Rankings are due a week

from tomorrow for Lloyd, Flem­ing, and Ruddock.

b. Tentative Sports DaySchedule is ready.

8. Conrad's Cornera. Vivian Brown will be giving

seminars to RA's & HousePresidents next Wednesday at7:30PM.

b. Frosh are not allowed tomove into non-institute housingand cannot move into off-campushouses without permission fromthe MOSH's office.

c. Applications for summerRAs and Counselors are due thisFriday.

d. Houses must choose 4 peo­ple to go to Frosh camp by April18TH.

9. Dave Jeitner says that charg­ing the houses for referees is sortauseless, maybe something can bedone about it. Dwight says seeWarren.

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weekend (unofficial)Blacker: BBQDabney: BonfireFleming: Scavenger HuntLloyd: PartyPage: Golf and StuffRicketts: PartyRuddock: Party2. Basketball Blacker vs Flem­

ing: Let's not talk about it.3. Ken says that Coffeehouse

damage charges are being split bet­ween the houses now. Maybe wecan set up a new billing system.Bob says he'll look into it.

4. Jim Burleigh suggests theypass a "Kevin Luster amendment"to the prefrosh dating rules. Aftervigorous debate it is adopted.

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railpass and Britrailpass, or to order a passfor your traveling convenience, call toll freeI (800) 4-EURAIL. Phone line open Mon­Fri 9am-9pm, Sat lOam-3pm PDT.

Research OpportunitiesThe SURF Office has received informa­

tion from the Oregon Graduate Center Sum­mer Undergraduate Research Experience(OGC/SURE) about research opportunitiesin such areas as groundwater contamination,

(' fluid dynamics, environmental chemistry,or microbiology. For further information,come to the SURF office. Room 3 DabneyHall.

Summer French, SpanishIntensive, three-week programs in Span­

ish and French will be offered this summerby UCLA Extension's Humanities, Sciencesand Social Sciences department.

"Communicating in Spanish: An Inten­sive Course for Beginners" will be held from9 am to 1 pm Monday-Friday, June 20-July1, and from 9 am to 1 pm Tuesday-Saturday,July 5-9. The fee is $265. The course isdesigned to achieve maximum proficiencyin communication skills, including speak­ing and comprehension.

"Intensive Conversational French for theBeginning Student" will be held from 1-4:30pm Monday-Friday, June 20-July I andTuesday-Saturday July 5-9. The instructorwill be Maruerite Drach. The fee is $235.Taught in French, the class will develop stu­dents' conversational fluency at the begin­ning level and provide a solid basis forfurther study of the language.

"Intensive Conversational French: Inter­mediate/Advanced Level" is directed towardthe development of fluency and comprehen­sion skills. It will meet from 9 am to 1 pmMonday-Friday, July 11-29. The fee is$265, and the instructor is Sylvia Walker.The class will be conducted in French ona variety of subjects.

For more information, call Extension'sHumanities, Sciences and Social Sciencesdepartment at (213) 825-1898.

Academic PoliciesBrian Lemoff

Eun Lee, alternateEd Nanale, alternate

Secondary School RelationsEun Lee

Andrew HsuBrian Lemoff, alternate

Student HousingTim Hochberg

Barry Lind, alternateFood Service Committee Chair

David StevensInstitute ProgramsMark Humphreys

Ed NanalePaul Amadeo, alternate

HealthBassem Mora

Eric Fung, alternateThuy Nguyen, alternate

French Movies At CaltechThe Francophile Club of Caltech has

been presenting a series of French Films,admission free to the campus community,on Thursdays at 8:00 pm in Baxter LectureHall. All films have English subtitles. Forinformation, call Josette Banroques, x3782.This week's film is: And God Created Wom­an, a film by Roger Vadim.

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Well, the incident does set herback some. She's in a coma for 13years. When she wakes up topresent day 80's, the fun begins.Mr. Loon from beyond still wantshis last love-child; and to get her,he pervades her dreams and startshis chain of death.

Our group of victims are thebabe's fellow therapy-mates underthe care of Mr. Handsome Psy­chiatrist Guy, who by the way, wasthe good guy in Reanimator. Pick­ing this group ofpsychos to die wasthe best entertainment of themovie. One guy, Ralph, is a riot.He's the one who asks, "If I die,does my mom get a refund?" in thecommercials.

So, it's got gore, it's got humor,it even has a nifty plot twist ofwhich I will say no more. See, Iwent to this just feeling like "gory".And I got all this extra stuff whichis great. So, it's a good flick. That'smy review.

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GUITARJAM!!!On Saturday, April 16 at 8:00 pm in

Beckman Auditorium, classical guitaristSharon Isbin, jazz fusion guitarist LarryCoryell and Brazilian bossa nova guitaristLaurindo Almeida join together for an even­ing of varied guitar music. Caltech studentrush tickets at $6 each and Caltech facultyand staffTECHTIX ($18.00-15.50-13.00)will go on sale on Friday, April 15 at noonin the Caltech Ticket Office: Call x4652 formore information.

Cinematech Goes Russian!The Cinematech movie this weekend will

be Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors (WildHorses of Fire). [1964, Russian with En­glish subtitles].Director Sergei Parajanov,in his long-waged campaign against the so­called "nationalist" films in the Soviet Un­ion, creates a unique cinema of his ownwhich literally sings the vitality and the vir­tues of Armenia and Ukraine. Winner of sixinternational festival awards, this film tellsthe Carpathian tragic legend of two younglovers separated by a family feud. A filmvisually so rich that the experience of see­ing it has been said to have more in com­mon with listening to a fine piece of music.

The screenings will be on Saturday at 7and 9:30 pm in Baxter Lecture Hall. Ad­mission is $1.50 per person. Call James Shih(x3968) for information. .

Piano DuetsJoanne Kong and Paul Hanson join for

an afternoon of piano duets in Dabney HallLounge on Sunday, April 17 at 3:30 pm.The program for this Dabney LoungeChamber Music Concert inCludes works byMozart, Schubert, Stravinsky, Bizet andAlkan. Admission: free. Call x4652 for in­formation.

Go To The Mardi Gras!Hurry to the Y and buy tickets for the

UCLA Mardi Gras! The Mardi Gras takesplace on the athletic field at UCLA on May13, 14 and 15. Tickets cost only $2. Comesee the big party (zoo) and meet all sorts ofpeople with "alternative personalities."

Betsy Rose Performs at ScrippsSongwriter, singer, recording artist, ac­

tivist and teacher - Betsy Rose's programsand performances are a joyful celebrationof creativity, community, and the power ofhuman beings to live and act with compas­sion. Her projects have included severalwell-received albums, and an upcoming cas­sette release features a unique East/Westmusical collaboration with Vietnamese Zenpoet and peacemaker Thich Nhat Hanh. Shehas shared stages with such name perform­ers as Pete Seeger, Holly Near, and Ron­nie Gilbert, and has contributed musicallyto workshops and events with many others.

Betsy Rose will be performing at theScripps College Humanities Auditorium onFriday, May 6 at 8 pm, at a cost of $4 inadvance, $5 at the door. (Tickets availableat the Caltech Ticket Office.)

On Sunday, May 8 from 2-5 pm in Win­nett Lounge at Caltech, she will be conduct­ing a free workshop: ''Tonic for Activists:The Zen of Social Change." In this"playshop," participants will take a look atold and new paradigms for power explor­ing the rich and risky territory of spiritual­ity and its potential for empowering andreleasing new wellsprings of courage andingenuity. The workshop is free but limit­ed to 30 people, with priority going toCaltech community members. For more in­formation contact Nancy Matthews (x2935).

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citizens BANNED will appeartonight on 5 pm at Winnett Center.I don't know much about the bandbut they've got nifty flyers postedaround campus....

So the original plan to have acalendar of events sort of fellthrough for this week. Maybe I'lltry again next week if someone willhelp and write some entertainmentarticles. But since there are somany things to do out in So Cal,I figured that this list of events inno particular order will be betterthan nothing...

Friday Folk FeastHeidi Muller, one of Seattle's foremost

contemporary singer-songwriters and acous­tic musicians, brings her "fine voice, flow­ing guitar, rhythmic dulcimer playing andsuperbly crafted originals" to Caltech on Fri­day, April 15 at 8:00 pm in Dabney Hall.The concert is co-sponsored by the CaltechFolk Music Society, the Organizatin forWomen at Caltech, the GSC, and theCaltech Y. Presale ticket prices are $2 forCaltech students, $4 for all other membersof the Caltech community, and $6 generaladmission. Presale tickets are availablethrough the Caltech Ticket Office, and allprices are $1 higher at the door. Take ad­vantage of this rare, cheap, close-to-homeopportunity to hear music that reflects in­fluences as diverse as Joni Mitchell and .Western swing. Find out exactly what a dul­cimer is, and meet a really fine musician atthe same time.

The Margaret Jenkins DanceCompany with special guest thePaul Dresher Ensemble will per"form at UCLA tonight-call213/825-9261 for more in­fo ....Robyn Hitchcock and theEgyptians plus the Fibonaccis atthe John Anson Ford Theatretonight-call 213/464-2826 formore information...Pink Floyd atthe Coliseum tonight - call213/748-6136... Playing at theIcehouse tonight-Steve BrianSmith, Kevin Jordan, and DaveAnderson-call 818/577-1894 forreservations... Midnight Oil withHouse of Freaks at the HollywoodPalladium April 16-call213/466-4311 for more info....Neil Simon's Broadway noundnow through July 3 at the Ahman­son theatre-call 213/642-4242 forinfo.... Amazing Grace, a playabout a psychic who helps thepolice solve cases will be playingat the Back Alley Theatre - call818/780-2240.

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PARIAN TRAVELCaltech Officially Approved

please see WHAT GOES, page 7

Super Pigs for the Supermarket?The Friends of Caltech Libraries (FO­

CAL) spring luncheon on April 21 will fea­ture Daniel Kevles, J.0. and Juliette KoepfliProfessor of the Humanities at Caltech,speaking on transgenic engineering. Hisspeech is entitled "Super Pigs for the Super­market?"

The professor's talk concerns, as he putsit, "genes, pigs and mother's milk." It's partlyabout the insertion into pigs of genes fromother species, including human beings, topromote growth or to tum these animals intofactories for the production of pharmaceu­ticals. It's also about whether these animalswill be brought to market under the protec­tion of the patent system. The United Stateshas never issued a patent on an animal, andwhether it should is a matter of growing con­troversy in the Congress.

The noon luncheon will be held at theAthenaeum and is open to the public. ForFOCAL members, the luncheon will cost$12; for non-members, $14. The deadlinefor reservations is April 19. For informa­tion and reservations, please call MillikanLibrary at 356-6411.

Learn Hieroglyphics!Where do you go to learn hieroglyph­

ics? At one time you may have had to trav­el to Egypt. Now, you need only travel tothe Natural History Museum of Los AngelesCounty. Jay Bisno of the museum's Anthro­pology Section is holding special classes, en­titled "The Key to Unlocking th~ Mysteriesof Ancient Egypt," on successive Mondays,April 18 to May 9, from 7:00 to 8:30 pm,to help inquisitive minds develop an elemen­tary knowledge of this ancient form of writ­ing. Class members will learn to draw thesigns and read simple sentences, short in­scriptions, as well as the titles and namesof the deities and pharoahs. The cost of theclass is $30 for members and $35 for non­members.

The Natural History Museum of Los An­geles County is located at 900 ExpositionBoulevard in Exposition Park. Parking costs$1.00 normally ($5.00 during Coliseumevents). For more information, call Jay Bis­no at (213) 744-3370.

Christian Origin of Science"Science could only have been born in

the matrix provided by Christian belief."Stanley L. Jaki, a philosopher and histori­an of science of prodigious learning, has de­veloped this conclusion over many years ofresearch. On Tuesday, April 19, he is to talkon "The Christian Origin of Science," in'Millikan Library Board Room at 8:00 pm.A Catholic priest with doctorates in theol­ogy and in physics (the latter at Fordham,under Victor Hess, the discoverer of cos­mic rays), Professor Jaki was the recipientof the 1987 Templeton Prize (the 'Nobel' forreligion). He has written 25 books and over70 articles. The lecture is sponsored by theNewman Center with the IntercollegiateStudies Institute. AIl welcome.

Caltech's Women FacultyEIlen Rothenberg, Assistant Professor of

Biology at Caltech, will give the seventh lec­ture of the OWC-sponsored series "Present­ing ~aItech's Women FaCUlty" on Tuesday,Apnl 26 at 12 noon in 151 Braun. Her topicWIll be the recent immunological researchshe has been doing at Caltech, and thepresentation will be aimed at a general au­dience. Please bring a lunch and learn a bitof neat science!

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International ClubsThere will be a major meeting today,

4/15, at 7:30 pm in SAC Clubroom A todiscuss preparations for the InternationalDay Fair, which will be held May 20, from5:00 till 8:00 pm. All Caltech-affiliated in­ternational clubs are encouraged to partici­pate. Refreshments will be served. For moreinfo, contact Bassem Mora at 578-9344.

PA 40c: Shakespeare WorkshopThere will be an organizational meeting

on Wed. April 20, at 7:30 pm at 300 S. Hol­liston for PA 40c- "Shakespeare Work­shop." It will be an ll-part seminar seriesconsisting of acting, videos and discussion.Anyone interested should show up on Wed­nesday night or contact x6259 and leave amessage.

The Great Himalayan TraverseDuring 1981-82, Arlene Blum and a

companion were the first westerners to makea traverse across the Great Himalayan Rangeof Bhutan, Nepal and India. To do this epictrek they had to obtain special permits tocross politically sensitive areas, fmd a feasi­ble route across 2,000 miles of high passesand rugged gorges, and plan and obtain inadvance nearly all the food and equipmentthey would need for their nine-monthjourney.

On Thursday, April 21 at 8:00 pm inBaxter Lecture Hall, Arlene Blum will nar­rate a slide show consisting of color slidesof her extraordinary adventures amongst adiversity of peoples, cultures, plants,animals, and terrain that is unsurpassed any­where on this planet. The presentation is freeand co-sponsored by the Organization forWomen at Caltech, the Caltech Y and theEnvironmental Study Group.

JPLlCIT Amiga Club .The JPL Amiga Club meets the thIrd

Wednesday of each month, noon to 1:30pm, at JPL. Campus personnel are welcometo attend; admission is free. Club member­ship is $10 per year, and gives .free accessto over 150 disks of publIc dOmaIn software.For more info, contact Warren Ring at JPL,(from campus, call 77-4-7182) orfor cam­pus carpool, contaxt Fred Harris, x4118.Next meeting is April 20 at JPL 301-169.

Are You Ready For The World?You're ready to graduate but are you

ready to work? To help you find out the an­swer to this question the Career Develop­ment Center is sponsoring a career panelcalled "Transitioning from Caltech to theWork Place." The panel will be held Wed­nesday, 20 April 1988 at 7:30 pm in Rm.15 of the Student Activities Center. FourCaltech alums-bill Chapman, BS83 Engrg;Warren Goda, BS86 EE; Linda Liu, BS85ChE; and Debra Pinck, BS86 EE-will besharing their transition issues with all thosewho are interested, whether you are gradu­ating this year or not. They may help youanswer questions such as: What can I do tobe more successful at work? How differentis Caltech from the work world?; and, Whatcan I do before I'm a graduating student tohelp me make the transition easier? (Mun­chies will be provided.) If you have anyquestions call or come by the CDC, x636 I ,Room 08 Parsons-Gates.

On Science And MountainsOn Friday, April 22 at 12 noon in the

Judy Library in Baxter, Arlene Blum willlead an informal talk/discussion on thegeneral themes "Science and Mountains" aspart of the ongoing program of OWC noonevents. Since receiving her Ph.D. in bi­ophysical chemistry from UC Berkeley,Blum has taught at Stanford, WeIlesley, andUC Berkeley, where her research was in­strumental in banning a hazardous chemi­cal used as a flame retardant in children'ssleepwear. She began mountaineering in1963, and has participated in more than 15successful high-altitude expeditions includ­ing the Great Himalayan Traverse of1981-82. Bring a lunch and come meet a fas­cinating woman!

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IRS Tax AssistanceThe Internal Revenue Service has estab­

lished special extended taxpayer assistancehours through April 15, 1988, the due datefor filing Federal individual income taxreturns.

Individuals who have questions regard­ing changes made by the new tax laws orwho need help in preparing their tax returnscan call the IRS toll-free at1-(800)-424-1040. Assistance is availableMonday thorugh Friday, 7:30 am to 8:00pm, and Saturdays 9:00 am to 3:00 pm.

Books WantedThe Friends of Caltech Libraries will be

having a book sale on May 6, and are look­ing for donations of all kinds of books­hardbacks, paperbacks, magazines-to sellin order to raise money to benefit the vari­ous libraries on campus. Please deliver do­nations to Millikan Library, Ist floor, assoon as possible. For information, phoneJanet Jenks (x6419) or Louis Creveling286-5618.

Money! Free! From the Feds!Mr. Terry Dibble, Partner in charge of

High Technology at Peat Marwick Main &Co., will talk about getting SmaIl BusinessInnovative Research (SBIR) Grants from theUS government. See you in Rrn. 22 Gatesat 4:30 pm on April 20. Graduates, under­graduates, as well as faculty and staff mem­bers are all welcome.

Plant And Bake SaleThe Caltech Service League annual Plant

and Bake Sale, the proceeds of which areto benefit projects for Caltech students, willbe on Winnett Patio from 8 am to I pm onFriday, April 29. There will be a raffle,along with the sale of flowers, fresh fruits,breads, houseplants, cakes, cookies, outdoorplants, pastries and general goodies.

FREE MONEYGroups or clubs in need of money for

equipment or durable goods may apply tothe Student Investment Fund by April 26.To apply, please send a written request of200 words or less that teIls how much moneyis desired, and for what purpose to RandyLevinson at 156-29. Call x3961 for infor­mation.

Headbangers MeetingThe first meeting of THE HEADBANGERS GLUB

will be held Monday evening at 10:00 pmin SAC Clubroom A. We will be discuss­ing upcoming concerts, magazine subscrip­tions, funding sources, and a music list forClub members. Refreshments will beserved; Open to all members of the Caltechcommunity. Be there!

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Renaissance Pleasure FaireThe Caltech Y is coordinating trips to Voter Registration

the Ren Fair on May 7, 1988. The cost is" If you would like to vote in the Califor­$5 for students, $6.95 for others. Transpor- nia June 7 p,imary, you need to register totation is provided, and will leave at 10:00 vote by Monday, May 9. Information aboutam. Sign up at The Y, upstairs in Winnett. registration, as well as the formal affidavit,

can be picked up from the Student Activi­ties Center during the Coordinator's openoffice hours M-F 1:30-3:00 pm. At othertimes (M-Th and Sat 10-6), the mail-inregistration affidavit is available at the HillAve. Branch Library, at 55 S. Hill Ave.

Ultimate Players NeededWe're putting together a Caltech Ulti­

mate team to go to CoIlege Sectionals at UCIrvine on April 30th. AIl grads and under­grads are welcome.

We practice on Sunday afternoons at3:30 pm on the footbaIl field. If you're in­terested but can't make it, caIl Mark at577-9029.

Industrial Ath DinnerAll interested undergraduate and gradu­

ate students are invited to attend SWE's an­nual dinner with industry on April 21 st, at6 pm in the Athenaeum. If you are a seniorexamining career options, an underclassmanlooking for summer work, or a grad studentseeking industry contacts, this event offersan excellent opportunity to meet companyrepresentatives on an informal one to onebasis. We expect representatives from ffiM,Hewlett Packard, Dow, Lockheed, HughesAircraft, JPL and more. Cost for the din­ner is $5 per student. If you would like toattend, please make a reservation withCatherine (x4744) or Charlotte (x3962) assoon as possible. See you there!

Club Should Submit SoonThe Big T editors would like to en­

courage Caltech clUbs and organizations tosubmit a page or iwo of photos for the year­book. If you are interested, please assignsomebody in your organization to puttogether your section and direct them to theBig T editors as soon as possible. Mail toCaltech 27 -58, or caIl x2183.

Roundup At The Old Circle KRide horsies! $6.00 per person. Circle

K Ranch, Saturday, April 16, 7:00 am. Signup in The Y.

Summer Counselor PositionsA sign-up sheet is now available in the

Master's Office for undergraduate studentswho are interested in being a Summer Coun­selor for the Summer High School Program.The remuneration for the position is a freeroom for the summer program period fromJune 26 to August 12, 1988. The deadlinefor students to submit their names to theMaster's Office is April 15th.

1988 Frosh Camp UCCsThe Deans are interested in hearing from

you if you would like to attend FreshmanCamp as a U.C.C., and have not alreadybeen chosen. Submit a brief written descrip­tion of your unique qualifications (campusactivities and why you want to go) to theDeans' Office (102 Parsons-Gates) by Wed­nesday, April 27th. We hope, with yourhelp, to add to the diversity of the Camp ex­periences for freshmen.

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Now, About Those Houses ...All House sections must be submitted to

the Big Tby May 23. The editors would liketo meet with each of the House Section Edi­tors .to make sure they understand how a lay­out IS done and what possibilities exist fortheir layouts. Presidents, please assignsomebody in your house to put together yourhouse section and direct them to the Big Teditors as soon as possible: Brian Catanzaro,Dave Phillips and Gino Thomas, x2183.

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INSURANCE WAR! We'll beat anyone'sprices or don't want your business. Sportscars, multiple tickets, good-driver dis-counts. Request "Caltech Plan." (818)992-6966 or (213) 873-3303.

LOST AND FOUND-

GOLD CHARM LOST, Chinese character -fu (iuck/fortune). At Chinese New YearParty at Winnett 2-21. Call Dave Jemisonx6180 Lloyd 134.

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RATES ...... $2.50 for first 25 words;... 1O¢ for each additional word.

Send written ad with payment to 25-58.No charge for on-campus lost & found.

IVCF Spring RetreatHowdy all! For anyone who would be

interested in spending time together study­mg scnpture, .goofing around and makinglou~ n~J1ses wIth th~ Caltech Inter-VarsityChn~tlan FellowshIp, the spring retreat isco~ng. up fast! ~e'll be going to Carpin­tena Fnday, April 22 and getting back Sun­day afternoon. It'll be $20/retreating unit(plus $5 if you register after Wed. 4-20).You can get registration forms from smallgroup Bible study leaders or Mr. TimothyMa (578-9696).

Championship In ProgressThe final week of College Bowl for the

1987-88 academic year is upon us. April 18,20, and 22 will be the final games playedto determine the campus champions! Comewatch "The Seismonauts" combat "TrivialSolutions," see the "Computer Science team"confront "The Kellogg Flakes" and find outwhat a "Cavity Creep" looks like. Gameswill be held from. noon to 1 pm in WinnettLounge. (Additional games will be held inClubroom A on Monday, April 18 only).See Nancy Matthews, Student ActivitiesCoordinator, if you have any questions.(Rm. 64 SAC, x2935).

AABHAWS, AprilThe Abigail Adams Beer Hour for the

Advancement of Women in Science is backfor April, and the biology women are in con­trol! Stop by Alles courtyard (south ofKerckhoff) for a cold drink, munchies, anda chance to relax with nice people on Tues­day, April 26 at 5:30 pm. A 50C donationfor the beer, wine, soda, etc. would begreatly appreciated, but scholarships areavailable in case of dire need. Bring a friend!For more info contact Judy (x6822).

Announcements for What Goes Onshould be submitted on an announcementform available in the SAC copy/mail room(Room 37) or on a plain piece of paper.Please indicate the date(s) you want theannouncement to run. Send announce­ments to 25-58, or put them under thedoor of Room 40A of the SAC.Announcements must be received by theTuesday prior to publication.

Fab Flag Reward!The Caltech Y's flag has disappeared

from the balcony ofWinnet. It is a big greenflag with a white Y insignia printed on it.If you have the flag, have seen it, or knowanything about it, please tell us at the Y. Wevery much want it back and it won't do any­one else much good. We will generously re­ward anyone bearing information.

Europe By TrainFor a free information packet about Eu­

railpass and Britrailpass, or to order a passfor your traveling convenience, call toll free1(800) 4-EURAIL. Phone line open Mon­Fri 9am-9pm, Sat lOam-3pm PDT.