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The Brotherhood Shamus
A Monastery for Private Investigations
by Rev. Dwayne Eutsey
Say what you will about the tenets of the Brother ShamusMonastic
Orderat least its an ethos.
St. Da Finos Virtual Shrine of Our Special Lady is Dudeismsfirst
contemplative order consisting of Brother Shamuses (and
specialladies) devoted to following their innermost Dude.
What is a Brother Shamus?
Like our blessed patron St. Da Fino, who set out on his quest
tocrack the Knudsen Conundrum, Brother Shamuses (not to beconfused
with Irish monks) endeavor to explore lifes most
vexingmysteries.
At St. Da Finos Virtual Shrine of Our Special Lady,
BrotherShamuses join together to dig the Dudes work and
contemplateDudeisms enduring questions posed by the Dudester
himself, suchas:
Who the fuck are you, man?
Why the fuck *are* you following the Dude?
How ya gonna keep em down on the farm once they seen
KarlHungus?
As everyone knows, there are no easy answers to these
questions, and pondering them alone can sometimes cause
adarkness to warsh over you, darkern a black steers tookus on
amoonless prairie night, as a wiser feller than myself once
rambled.
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Why Become a Brother Shamus?
It is in the dark night of our most private snoopings that
weunexpectedly encounter the Dude. Like St. Da Fino on the night of
hisepiphany, we must answer the Dudes call to get out of that
fuckingcar, manor, in the parlance of our times, to let go of the
egossteering wheelbefore we can ever come face to face with
ourdeepest Dudeness.
Unless youre adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen,
though,you need compeers to help keep your mind limber enough to
abidewith the Dude.
Becoming a Brother Shamus through St. Da Finos VirtualShrine of
Our Special Lady provides you with a supportive communitythat pools
its resources, trades information, shares professional
courtesies, has some burgers, some beers, a few laughsand
whathave you.
How can you become a Brother Shamus?
1. Heed first the Dudes call to get out of that fucking car,
man.
2. Confess that you are indeed a dick.
3. Intend to do no harm.
4. Follow the Dudes admonition to fuck off, but without
begrudgingthe Dude.
Once you have taken these teachings to heart, you mayconsider
yourself a Brother Shamus. Fabulous stuff, man.
If you like, you may now make a prayer to "St. Dafinos
VirtualShrine of Our Special Lady". She is a good shrine, and
thurrah.
http://dudeism.com/ourspeciallady/
Also, please visit our Facebook
Group.http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=58776887960
http://dudeism.com/brotherhoodshamus/
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