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THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVERTHE MUSICALBOOK & LYRICS BY

Jahnna BeechamMUSIC & LYRICS BY

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The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: The Musical, Children’s Theatre of Charlotte, Charlotte, North Carolina (2016). Photo: Donna Bise.


Much gratitude to Patricia McLaughlin and Adam Burke.

And big bouquets to Margie and Carolyn,

daughters of the amazing Barbara Robinson.

Thank you for trusting us with the Herdmans.

Cast of Characters

The Herdman Kids

RALPH--the oldest and coolest. He’s the enforcer, 13.

IMOGENE--leader of the Herdmans. She’s loud, bossy, and crafty, 12.

LEROY--Ralph’s backup. Very confident in the muscle department, 11.

CLAUDE--scrappy and smart, 10.

OLLIE--a bit of a naïve urchin who follows the older boys’ leads, 9.

GLADYS-- little but fierce. Nothing scares Gladys, 8.

The Bradleys

GRACE--sweet, good-humored, slightly frazzled mom, 35–40ish.

BOB--easygoing dad, wry sense of humor, 35–40ish.

CHARLIE--typical kid brother, says what he thinks, 10.

BETH--Charlie’s older and wiser sister. She’s honest and kind, 11.

Church People

HELEN ARMSTRONG--organized steamroller. She’s always in charge, 40–50ish.

REVEREND HOPKINS--occasionally befuddled, always well-meaning, 40–50ish.

Church Ladies

LUANNE--sassy, tells it like it is, 35–40ish.

BETTY--sweet southerner, calls everyone “honey,” 30–40ish.


CONNIE--direct, no-nonsense type, 30–40ish.

Kids

ALICE WENDLEKEN--know-it-all. She thinks she’s perfect, 11.

ELMER HOPKINS--preacher’s kid, which means he needs to behave and be nice, 10.

TEDDY SHOEMAKER--wimpy kid with glasses, asks too many questions, 9.

IVY REED--Beth’s earnest friend who is sometimes a goody-goody, 11.

Various kids to play angels and shepherds in the pageant and possibly other kids in lunchroom.

Setting

December 1960s, a small town in Southern Ohio.

Acknowledgments

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: The Musical opened November 25, 2016 at Children’s Theatre of Charlotte in North Carolina. It was directed by Adam Burke, choreographed by Ron Chisholm, and music-directed by Mike Wilkins. Tom Burch designed sets, Magda Guichard designed costumes, David Fillmore designed lights, and Jason Romney, sound. Hazel Doherty was stage manager. The production featured the following cast:

GRACE BRADLEY Ashley Goodson

BOB BRADLEY Bobby Tyson

CHARLIE BRADLEY Bennett Harris

BETH BRADLEY Arella Flur

RALPH HERDMAN Colin Samole

IMOGENE HERDMAN Carlyn Head

LEROY HERDMAN Rixey Terry

CLAUDE HERDMAN Will Giannuzzi

OLLIE HERDMAN Isa Long

GLADYS HERDMAN Charli Head


HELEN ARMSTRONG Allison Snow Rhinehardt

CONNIE Tiffany Bear

LUANNE Olivia Edge

BETTY Tracie Frank

REVEREND HOPKINS Dan Brunson

ALICE WENDLEKEN Ryann Losee

IVY REED Laurel Farr

ELMER HOPKINS Wilson Moroz

TEDDY SHOEMAKER Luke Linkel

ENSEMBLE Lydia Farr, Allie Joseph, Max Joseph,Andrew Henriques, Julianna Kantor, Haley Vogel

All production groups performing this play are required to include the following credits on the title page of every program:

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: The Musical

Book and Lyrics Music and Lyrics

Jahnna Beecham Malcolm Hillgartner

(At 50 percent of author title:)

Based on the Play by Barbara Robinson

Orchestrations and Vocal Arrangements by Deborah Wicks LaPuma

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever:

The Musical

by Jahnna Beecham & Malcolm Hillgartner

BASED ON THE PLAY BY BARBARA ROBINSON


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The Best Christmas Pageant EverVocal Ranges


The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: The Musical Scenes, Characters, Musical Numbers, and Pages

Act One

Scene 1………………………………………………………......................................1

Reverend Hopkins, Church Ladies, Helen, Kids, Herdmans, Parents

#1 (Track 1) Our Perfect Little Town (Church Ladies) #2 (Track 2) The Horrible Herdmans (Ivy, Elmer, Beth, Teddy, Alice, Charlie, Kids, Reverend Hopkins, Helen, Church Ladies, Herdmans, Parents) #2A (Track 3) Horrible Playout (Instrumental)

Scene 2..........................................................................................................................8

Bob, Grace, Charlie, Beth

Scene 2A…………………………………………...…………………………………14 Helen, Church Ladies, Grace, Charlie, Beth, Bob

#3 (Tracks 4-8) Countin’ On You (Helen, Church Ladies, Grace, Beth, Charlie, Bob) #3A (Track 9) Countin’ Playout (Instrumental)

Scene 3..........................................................................................................................20

Ivy, Alice, Beth, Elmer, Charlie, Ralph, Imogene, Leroy, Claude, Ollie, Gladys, Teddy, Kids

#3B (Track 10) Herdman Entrance (Instrumental) #3C (Track 11) Herdman Shopping (Instrumental) #4 (Track 12) Take My Lunch (Charlie, Beth, Elmer, Alice, Teddy, Herdmans, Kids) #4A (Track 13) Take My Lunch Transition (Instrumental)

Scene 4..........................................................................................................................29

Helen, Grace #4B (Track 14) Perfect Little Town Transition (Instrumental)


Scene 5..........................................................................................................................31

Herdmans #4C (Track 15) Horrible Transition (Instrumental) Scene 5A.......................................................................................................................33

Grace, Teddy, Alice, Ivy, Beth, Elmer, Herdmans, Kids

#4D (Track 16) Herdman Entrance II (Instrumental) #5 (Tracks 17-18) Hey Mrs. Bradley! (Herdmans, Kids, Grace, Teddy, Ivy, Elmer, Alice #5A (Track 19) Mrs. Bradley Playout (Instrumental) #5B (Track 20) Problem Transition (Instrumental)

Scene 6..........................................................................................................................39 Helen, Church Ladies, Grace

#6 (Track 21) Problem (Helen, Church Ladies, Grace) #7 (Track 22) Baskets For The Needy (Instrumental)

Scene 7........................................................................................................................41

Reverend Hopkins, Church Ladies (#7 (Track 22) Baskets For The Needy cont’d) (Reverend Hopkins, Church Ladies

Scene 7A....................................................................................................................44

Helen, Reverend Hopkins

Scene 7B....................................................................................................................45 Church Ladies

(#7 Baskets For The Needy cont’d) (Track 23) (Church Ladies)

#7A (Track 24) Silent Night Transition (Instrumental)


Scene 8…......................................................................................................................46 Grace, Kids, Herdmans

(#7A (Track 24) Silent Night Transition cont’d) (Kids, Herdmans) #8 (Tracks 25-27) My Mother Said (Ivy, Beth, Alice, Kid Voices) #9 (Track 28) Problem Reprise (Instrumental) Scene 9…......................................................................................................................52

Helen, Grace, Bob, Charlie

(#9 Problem Reprise cont’d) (Helen, Grace) #10 (Track 29) Maybe (Bob, Grace) #10A (Track 30) Angel Transition (Instrumental)

Scene 10........................................................................................................................56

Beth, Alice, Elmer, Ivy, Charlie, Grace, Herdmans, Kids, Church Ladies, Reverend Hopkins

#11 (Tracks 31-32) Die, Herod, Die! (Herdmans, Kids)

Act Two Scene 11........................................................................................................................66

Church Ladies, Reverend Hopkins, Parents, Kids, Grace, Bob, Beth, Charlie

#12 (Track 33) Baskets For The Needy Reprise (Church Ladies Reverend Hopkins, Kids)

Scene 12........................................................................................................................69

Grace, Beth, Herdmans

#13 (Track 34) The Best Gift Of All (Herdmans) #14 (Track 35) Carol Transition (Instrumental)

Scene 12A.....................................................................................................................76

Bob, Charlie, Beth, Grace


Scene 12B......................................................................................................................77 Reverend Hopkins, Grace

Scene 13........................................................................................................................79

Grace, Bob, Teddy, Charlie, Ivy, Alice, Reverend Hopkins, Kids

Scene 14.......................................................................................................................82

Grace, Bob, Kids, Herdmans, Reverend Hopkins, Helen, Church Ladies, Entire Company)

#15 (Tracks 36-43) The Pageant (Grace, Kids, Bob, Leroy, Claude, Ollie)

#16 (Tracks 44-45) On A Night Like This (Imogene, Ralph, Herdmans, Kids) #17 (Tracks 46-47) Let There Be Joy (Kids, Grace, Bob, Beth, Alice) #18 (Track 48) Bows (Instrumental)


ACT I SCENE 1

THE CHURCH (REVEREND HOPKINS is at the pulpit...the CHURCH LADIES are in the choir loft behind the minister being conducted by HELEN ARMSTRONG...the audience is the congregation... lights dim and we hear the music introduction...CHURCH LADIES sing as lights come up) Track 1

#1 OUR PERFECT LITTLE TOWN

CHURCH LADIES WHEN IT’S CHRISTMAS IN OUR PERFECT LITTLE TOWN WHEN THE CRISP WHITE SNOW COMES TUMBLING DOWN EACH CHILD HAS A SMILE NO ONE EVER FROWNS AND EACH BELL THAT IS KNELLED MAKES THE SWEETEST SOUND AND OUR CHRISTMAS STAR GLEAMS LIKE A CROWN WHAT COULD BE MORE PERFECT THAN CHRISTMAS IN OUR PERFECT LITTLE TOWN

REVEREND HOPKINS Thanks to Helen Armstrong for writing that holiday melody for the choir and for arranging last night’s potluck supper. And now I’m told Mrs. Armstrong’s Sunday school class has something to share with the congregation. Helen?

HELEN Thank you, Reverend Hopkins. This week I’ve asked some of our youngest boys and girls to tell you their favorite thing about Sunday school. Ivy?

(spotlight on the STUDENTS)

IVY My favorite thing about Sunday school is the good feeling I get when I go there.

HELEN Very nice, Ivy. Teddy?

TEDDY I like hearing all the stories.


HELEN I like that, too. Elmer?

ELMER My favorite thing about Sunday school is seeing my friends.

HELEN Good. Alice?

ALICE My absolute favorite thing is the annual Christmas pageant.

HELEN That’s my favorite. Charlie?

CHARLIE Ma’am?

HELEN What is your favorite thing about Sunday school?

CHARLIE The best thing about Sunday school is there are no Herdmans there.

HELEN What did you say?

CHARLIE No Herdmans.

(music intro begins) Track 2

#2 THE HORRIBLE HERDMANS

REVEREND HOPKINS (laughing nervously)

Now Charlie, we must be careful what we say about others.

IVY Yeah, if the Herdmans ever found out, you know what they’d do.

ELMER PUT WORMS IN YOUR SANDWICH

BETH

ANTS IN YOUR PURSE


TEDDY FLATTEN YOUR TIRES

ALICE AND MUCH MUCH WORSE

REVEREND HOPKINS

Those are terrible things to say.

CHARLIE (protests loudly)

But they’re all true! The Herdmans are the worst kids in the history of the world!

KIDS (conspiratorially)

THE HORRIBLE HERDMANS ARE THE ROTTENEST KIDS JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR ABOUT THE THINGS THAT THEY DID THEY HIT AND THEY STEAL AND SMOKE SMELLY CIGARS THEY OUGHTA BE ARRESTED AND PUT BEHIND BARS THERE’S NOTHING THAT THOSE KIDS WON’T DO NOTHING THEY WON’T DO TO YOU DON’T FIGHT YOU’RE ALWAYS GONNA LOSE THEY’LL FIND YOU AND THEY’LL POUND YOU ’TIL YOUR FACE IS BLACK AND BLUE

REVEREND HOPKINS They can’t be that bad.

KIDS SIX OF THE HERDMANS ARE LIKE SIXTY OF US THEY BULLY LITTLE CHILDREN THEY SPIT AND THEY CUSS

BOYS

THEY PULL DOWN YOUR GYM SHORTS

GIRLS LOOK UP YOUR DRESS

KIDS WHEN THEY LEAVE A CLASSROOM, IT’S ALWAYS A MESS WHY US WHAT DID WE DO TO THEM WHY US HOW WILL WE GET RID OF THEM HELP PLEASE THERE’S GOT TO BE A WAY


KIDS (CONT’D) TO RUN THE HERDMANS OUT OF TOWN TO SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY

REVEREND HOPKINS

NOW, CHILDREN THAT’S TOO MUCH THOSE KIDS CAN’T HELP THEMSELVES THEIR MOTHER WORKS SO HARD SHE’S NEVER HOME THEY’RE ALL ALONE

(REVEREND HOPKINS turns to HELEN in hopes she’ll stop the children’s complaining...instead she leads the CHURCH LADIES in agreement)

HELEN You’re so right.

THOSE POOR LITTLE DEARS THEY’RE A TERRIBLE CREW

CHURCH LADIES THE PLACE THEY LIVE IN’S NOT A HOUSE IT’S MORE LIKE A ZOO

HELEN BLESS THEIR HEARTS MUST THEY RUN WILD IN THE STREET WHY CAN’T THEY BE POLITE WHY DO THEY CUSS, LIE, AND CHEAT

CHURCH LADIES BLESS THEM THEY’RE A ROWDY BUNCH DEAR LORD TELL THEM IT’S NOT NICE TO PUNCH PLEASE, PLEASE WILL SOMEONE CALM THEM DOWN BEFORE THOSE LITTLE HERDMANS MAKE A MESS OF OUR TOWN

KIDS & CHURCH LADIES YES OH YES THEY REALLY MAKE A MESS YES OH YES IT’S SUCH A MESS

(the church now opens to reveal the town and the HERDMANS… IMOGENE is pushing a grocery cart filled with stolen Christmas decorations and HERDMANS are riding on the cart and running alongside it)


IMOGENE Wee! Ride ’em, cowboy!

OLLIE Wait for me, Imogene!

IMOGENE Yer slower than molasses!

RALPH Another Rudolph!

CLAUDE Gimme the nose!

LEROY No! Give it to me!

RALPH Cut it out!

GLADYS That nose is mine!

OLLIE (jumps on the cart)

Go fast, Imogene!

HERDMANS WE’RE THE HORRIBLE HERDMANS AN UNBEATABLE SQUAD

IMOGENE I’m Imogene!

RALPH I’m Ralph!

LEROY I’m Leroy!

CLAUDE I’m Claude!

RALPH, IMOGENE, LEROY, & CLAUDE. HERE’S OLLIE AND GLADYS

OLLIE & GLADYS WE’RE SMALL BUT WE’RE MEAN


HERDMANS (without GLADYS)

JUST ONE BITE FROM GLADYS CAN SURE MAKE YOU SCREAM

CHURCH PEOPLE & KIDS AND NOW THAT IT’S CHRISTMAS LOOK WHAT THOSE KIDS HAVE DONE

HERDMANS WE LASSOED ALL THE REINDEER IN THE TOWN AND PULLED THEM DOWN

RALPH I WRAPPED UP ELMER HOPKINS

ELMER Dad!

RALPH LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE IN A STRING OF RED LIGHTS

ELMER Help!

REVEREND HOPKINS Elmer!

LEROY RALPH, GRAB THE CANDY CANES WE’LL HAVE A BIG SWORD FIGHT

(they sword fight with candy canes while ELMER struggles to get loose…GLADYS runs on with Frosty’s snowball “head” and a carrot…the other two snowballs are being tossed around by the other HERDMANS)

GLADYS I PLUCKED OUT FROSTY’S EYES STUCK A CARROT IN HIS CHEST

(the CONGREGATION surrounds the HERDMANS as they sing to each other in the street…REVEREND HOPKINS tries to untie his son, ELMER)

KIDS, CHURCH LADIES & PARENTS SOMEONE OUGHTA MAKE A CITIZEN’S ARREST


REVEREND HOPKINS YES OH YES A CITIZEN’S ARREST

KIDS, CHURCH LADIES & PARENTS YES OH YES A CITIZEN’S ARREST THE HORRIBLE HERDMANS HAVE RUINED OUR TOWN

(CLAUDE and OLLIE roll out shopping cart with plastic Santa in clown mask and wig)

CLAUDE & OLLIE WE DRESSED UP THE SANTA TO LOOK LIKE A CLOWN

PARENTS THEY’RE A NATURAL DISASTER

KIDS & PARENTS A PLAGUE

CHURCH LADIES, KIDS & PARENTS A STAMPEDING HERD

(HERDMANS pose with stolen Christmas stuff on the cart, raising big candy canes) [SFX: Siren in distance]

MAN (V.O.) Someone set the Stampers’s shed on fire!

WOMAN (V.O.) Who did it?

MAN (V.O.) The Herdmans, who else!

ALL HERDMANS THEY ARE THE WORST KIDS WE ARE THE BEST KIDS IN THE HISTORY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD OF THE WORLD

TRACK 3 #2A HORRIBLE PLAYOUT


SCENE 2 THE BRADLEY HOME

(Home is decorated for Christmas…there is a dining table, chairs, and poinsettia centerpiece…GRACE is either setting the table with TV dinners or she runs in as the doorbell rings) [SFX: doorbell ringing and ringing and ringing]

BOB (offstage)

Grace! Grace!

GRACE Bob! Stop ringing the doorbell. People will think I locked you out.

BOB (offstage)

I need your help. I can’t open the door.

(GRACE opens door offstage or, depending on the set, onstage)

GRACE Come inside.

(BOB enters, carrying a briefcase, a bag of ice cream, and a newspaper under his arm)

BOB I tried to call but you weren’t home. I bought dessert.

GRACE Ice cream! You’re a saint.

(kisses him…takes ice cream to kitchen)

GRACE We’re having TV dinners.

BOB Again?

GRACE You won’t believe what happened today.

(CHARLIE enters)

CHARLIE Claude Herdman brought his cat to show-and-tell.


(Setting table, GRACE hands silverware or napkins or plates to CHARLIE to help)

GRACE It was a disaster.

CHARLIE You should have seen it, Dad. The Herdman’s cat shot out of his box and clawed four big long scratches all the way down the blackboard.

BOB Wow.

CHARLIE Then it started scratching kids, and shedding fur, and scattering books and papers everywhere.

BETH (entering)

All the kids were running up and down the halls screaming.

GRACE (handing BETH napkins or glasses for the table)

Here, Beth. Put this on the table.

CHARLIE Then Miss Brandell pulled a coat over her head, grabbed a broom and started swinging and yelling, “Here, kitty-kitty.”

BOB Wish I’d seen that!

GRACE Unfortunately, she broke the aquarium full of sixty goldfish and twenty gallons of water.

(GRACE either exits to get TV dinners or gets them from the sideboard)

CHARLIE It was like a tidal wave.

BETH The Herdman’s cat gobbled up the goldfish, glass and all.

CHARLIE Then it swallowed Ramona Gaffey’s pet hamster—


BETH & CHARLIE —whole!

BOB What did Ramona do?

BETH She cried so much they had to send her home.

BOB What happened to the Herdman kid?

CHARLIE Nothing. Nothing ever happens to them.

BOB I’ve seen that cat before. Mrs. Herdman walks it on a chain down by the railroad tracks. It’s missing an eye and has that short leg and broken tail.

GRACE The postman thinks it’s a bobcat.

(GRACE puts TV dinners down during the next few lines)

BOB I don’t think you can tame a bobcat.

CHARLIE The Herdmans don’t want to tame it. They just want to make it the meanest cat on the planet.

GRACE Well, I was called in to administer first aid. Then the whole class, including Miss Brandell, was given recess for the rest of the day.

BOB That’s much more exciting than selling insurance.

(CHARLIE and BETH rip foil off their dinner trays)

CHARLIE TV dinners! All right!

(CHARLIE checks out BETH’s and sticks his fork in her dessert)

BETH Charlie, stop! Mom!


GRACE Charlie Bradley, that’s Beth’s dinner.

CHARLIE I’m starved. Leroy Herdman stole my lunch.

GRACE Again? That’s the third day in a row.

CHARLIE Fourth.

GRACE That’s it! I’m talking to the principal about those Herdmans. They’re a menace.

CHARLIE Please don’t! Ralph would kill me.

GRACE Somebody has to take a stand. They’re bullying everyone.

BOB Who’s Ralph?

CHARLIE Leroy’s brother. He’s mean.

BETH But not as mean as Imogene.

CHARLIE They’re all mean!

BETH And now that Christmas is coming, the Herdmans are getting meaner than ever.

GRACE Christmas!

(leaps up from chair to get flyer) I almost forgot.

BOB Beth, can’t you help Charlie out in the lunchroom?

BETH Me?

BOB You’re the older sister.


CHARLIE Dad, that’s even worse. Don’t worry. I’ll handle it.

GRACE (reentering with flyer)

This flyer was in the church newsletter. Helen Armstrong is holding auditions for the Christmas pageant this Sunday.

BOB Not anymore she isn’t.

GRACE What are you talking about?

BOB I ran into Ed Armstrong. Helen fell on the ice.

GRACE Oh, no!

BOB She’s in the hospital.

CHARLIE Hooray!

BETH We don’t have to do the pageant!

GRACE That’s terrible.

(swats at them with towel or hand) Someone else will just have to direct the pageant.

CHARLIE Can’t we just stay home this year?

BETH Yeah, and watch Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol on TV!

BOB Sounds good to me.

[SFX: phone ring]

GRACE No one’s staying home, and no one’s watching Mr. Magoo.

[SFX: phone ring]


BETH But it’s just going to be the same old thing. Alice Wendleken will play Mary.

CHARLIE Elmer Hopkins will play Joseph.

[SFX: phone ring]

BOB And I’ll have to go.


SCENE 2A

THE BRADLEY HOME / HELEN’S HOSPITAL ROOM

(lights up on HELEN in her hospital room with leg and arm in traction and head wrapped in bandage…the CHURCH LADIES [BETTY, CONNIE, LUANNE] are huddled together around Helen’s bed, making assignments…BETTY holds the phone for HELEN)

GRACE Hello?

TRACK 4 #3 COUNTIN’ ON YOU

HELEN GRACE WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE

GRACE Helen?

HELEN A CRISIS DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR I SHATTERED MY LEG AND ARM

GRACE No!

HELEN YES, I NEARLY BOUGHT THE FARM AND NOW I’M IN THE HOSPITAL AND I NEED YES I NEED YOUR HELP MY DEAR

GRACE Of course! What can I do?

HELEN Direct the Christmas pageant.


GRACE Me? Direct? What about Betty?

BETTY Sorry honey.

GRACE Or Luanne?

LUANNE No can do.

GRACE Or Connie?

CONNIE My dance card is full.

TRACK 5 (the family makes frantic “Don’t do it!” gestures as the CHURCH LADIES gather around the phone singing into it like a girl group at a microphone)

CHURCH LADIES WE’RE COUNTIN’ ON COUNTIN’ ON YOU GRACE IT’S A ROLE THAT THE THREE OF US CAN’T FACE NOW IT’S UP TO YOU TO DO THAT PLAY BESIDES WE TOOK THE OTHER JOBS YOU HAVE TO SAY OKAY

BETTY A JOB LIKE THIS IS OH SO EASY

CONNIE A PIECE OF CAKE

LUANNE IT’S A BREEZE

CHURCH LADIES LITTLE KIDS DRESSED UP LIKE LITTLE ANGELS WHAT COULD GO WRONG

GRACE Everything!

(CHARLIE and BETH tug on their MOM, pleading)


CHARLIE No, Mom!

BETH We’re begging you! Don’t do it.

CHARLIE That pageant’s never any fun.

BOB For them…or me.

GRACE Don’t worry; I’m not going to direct the play.

[SFX: doorbell]

GRACE I’ll take the auction.

(door opens…CHURCH LADIES are standing in the doorway)

CHURCH LADIES No way!

WE’RE COUNTIN’ ON COUNTIN’ ON YOU GRACE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE TO EVER REPLACE OUR HELEN CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S TRUE NOBODY ELSE CAN DO IT QUITE LIKE YOU-OO

GRACE WAIT THAT JOB TAKES REAL TALENT

LUANNE YES IT TAKES NERVES OF STEEL

BETTY AND GUTS AND HEART AND ALL THOSE SKILLS

CONNIE YOU’RE THE ONE TO GET US UP THAT HILL

CHURCH LADIES WE’RE COUNTIN’ ON COUNTIN’ ON YOU GRACE

GRACE PLEASE DON’T I COULD NEVER REPLACE OUR HELEN I DON’T HAVE A CLUE


CHURCH LADIES WE DREW STRAWS SO IT HAS TO BE YOU-OO

KIDS No!

(KIDS push CHURCH LADIES out the door…they return, walking in time to music, back to HELEN)

KIDS WE’RE COUNTIN’ ON COUNTIN’ ON YOU MOM CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S GONNA BE A BIG BOMB WE MEAN IT MOM, JUST SAY NO ’CAUSE IF YOU DO THE PLAY WE WON’T GO-OH

GRACE What?! Bob, talk to them.

BOB Oh, no! I’m with the kids. If you do the pageant, then we’re all doing the pageant.

KIDS And we don’t want to do the pageant!

GRACE Well, if that’s how everyone feels—

(HELEN’s bed is turned to face the Bradley home--by a CANDY STRIPER, who’s been holding the phone up to her ear-- or CHURCH LADIES…music stops)

HELEN (into phone)

Not everyone.

TRACK 6 (music begins again…CHURCH LADIES move HELEN’s bed as she sings…they all end up in a general musical comedy area between Helen’s hospital area and the Bradley home)

HELEN GRACE LET ME MAKE ONE THING QUITE CLEAR IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT I’M HERE

GRACE You’re kidding.


HELEN REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU’D HELP ME LOAD THE VAN YOU NEVER SHOWED AND HERE I AM

(GRACE gasps in realization)

HELEN You owe me.

TRACK 7

CHURCH LADIES & HELEN WE’RE COUNTIN’ ON COUNTIN’ ON YOU GRACE

BOB & KIDS YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID NO IN THE FIRST PLACE

CHURCH LADIES & HELEN YOU’RE THE ONE WHO HAS TO DO THIS SHOW

GRACE GUYS DON’T YOU SEE I CAN’T SAY NO

(CHURCH LADIES move HELEN out of general area during the next lines, leaving the BRADLEYS by themselves)

CHURCH LADIES & HELEN WE KNEW GRACE

KIDS Aw, Mom!

CHURCH LADIES & HELEN WE COULD COUNT ON YOU GRACE

BOB Really, honey?

CHURCH LADIES & HELEN WE COULD COUNT ON YOU

(as they sing the last refrain GRACE hangs up phone)

GRACE Well that’s it. We’re doing the pageant and auditions are Sunday.

(groan from the KIDS)


BOB Does that mean I have to go?

GRACE, CHARLIE & BETH Yes!

TRACK 8

TRACK 9 #3A COUNTIN’ PLAYOUT

[SFX: school bell]


SCENE 3

SCHOOL LUNCHROOM

(KIDS are eating lunch and chattering)

IVY Alice, I heard Beth’s mom is directing the pageant. Has she ever directed a play?

ALICE No, but Mother said we don’t have to worry—Mrs. Armstrong will be giving Mrs. Bradley orders from the hospital.

IVY Mrs. Bradley knows you always play Mary, right?

ALICE I’m sure Mrs. Armstrong will tell her. Oh, there she is.

(BETH enters)

ALICE Beth! Come sit by me and Ivy.

BETH Did you hear? Mrs. Armstrong is in the hospital.

IVY It’s all over school.

ALICE I’m so excited your mom’s going to direct. Now you can be the leader of the angel choir, which is perfect for you!

BETH You really think so? I can barely read music.

ALICE But you just look so angelic. And besides, as Mary, I like to know I have someone I can count on to lead the younger angels in and out and tell them to be quiet when I’m onstage with Baby Jesus.

IVY It’s the shepherds you have to worry about. They’re always whamming each other with their canes.

ALICE That’s true, Ivy, but don’t you think Beth should play the lead angel?


IVY Of course, Alice!

BETH Don’t worry, Alice. I don’t want to play Mary.

ALICE Beth! I didn’t even think—

BETH You have to play Mary. You’re smart, and neat, and well, so holy-looking.

ALICE (feigning modesty)

I’m not really. But if you really believe that…

IVY & BETH You’re perfect!

TRACK 10 #3B HERDMAN ENTRANCE

(ELMER rushes in, then runs to join CHARLIE)

ELMER The Herdmans are coming!

ALL KIDS (panicked whisper)

The Herdmans!

IVY (to her friends)

Quick, eat your dessert.

(the HERDMANS appear and pose in the doorway of the cafeteria, punctuated by cymbal crash)

RALPH Well lookee here.

(as each HERDMAN kid identifies a food item, the good KIDS clutch the item to their chests or try to eat it fast)


IMOGENE I smell something good!

LEROY Ham and cheese!

CLAUDE Peanut butter!

OLLIE Fritos!

GLADYS Chocolate milk!

RALPH What are we waiting for? Let’s go shopping!

TRACK 11 #3C HERDMAN SHOPPING

(the HERDMANS dance through the cafeteria like a swarm of locusts…when they move on from each kid, the victims look like they’ve been mugged)

RALPH Gimme that.

CLAUDE That’s mine!

OLLIE Mine!

LEROY Mine!

GLADYS Yes!

(the group surrounds TEDDY)

IMOGENE Fork it over, Teddy.


TEDDY What?

IMOGENE You know what.

(TEDDY gives her his lunch)

IMOGENE All of it.

TEDDY (shaking his head back and forth)

No!

(IMOGENE slams his head in his lunch box)

TEDDY Okay. Here.

IMOGENE Nice.

(the HERDMANS huddle together to inspect their plunder)

LEROY (to OLLIE)

What’d you get?

OLLIE Get away from me.

RALPH Ollie, show it. Now.

(OLLIE pulls a smashed food packet out of his torn coat pocket)

GLADYS A Hostess cupcake? Give it here.

OLLIE No. It’s mine.

IMOGENE Let him have it, Gladys. You can have some of Sally Martin’s cake from her birthday party.


CLAUDE How’d you get that?

IMOGENE She gave it to me, just so I wouldn’t go.

(CHARLIE has passed out some carrot sticks but is hoarding his dessert)

LEROY Wait a minute! Charlie’s mom always packs those Rice Crispie Treats.

CHARLIE Oh no!

BETH Charlie, look out!

HERDMANS (circling CHARLIE)

Come on, Charlie … CHARLIE

Back off!

TEDDY You’re surrounded.

HERDMANS Cough it up!

ELMER Run, Charlie, run!

CHARLIE Nooooo!

TRACK 12 #4 TAKE MY LUNCH

CHARLIE I can’t take it anymore!

(KIDS are IVY, ALICE, BETH, TEDDY, and ELMER)

CHARLIE WANT MY LUNCH JUST TAKE IT


CHARLIE (CONT’D) HERE’S THE BAG GO BREAK IT WILL I CARE NO WAY IT’S JUST A P-B-J SO TAKE MY BAG OF CHIPS OR HAVE A GREAT BIG SIP OF CHOCOLATE MILK OR MAYBE APPLE JUICE IS WHAT YOU NEED

RALPH Careful! It’s a trap!

CHARLIE WHY STOP AT LUNCH YOU KNOW I HAVE A HUNCH YOU WANT MY HOMEWORK TOO OR WOULD YOU LIKE MY SHOES MY SHIRT’S ABOUT YOUR SIZE AND HERE’S THE REAL BIG PRIZE IT’S MY BIKE IF YOU LIKE I DON’T CARE ’CAUSE I’VE GOT A SPECIAL PLACE WHERE I WON’T HAVE TO SEE YOUR FACE AND I CAN HAVE ANYTHING I PLEASE ICE CREAM COOKIES CUPCAKES TWINKIES BY THE BUNCH AND HAWAIIAN PUNCH

IMOGENE What is this place?

CHARLIE KIDS MY SUNDAY SCHOOL SUNDAY SCHOOL IT’S SO VERY COOL CHARLIE HERDMANS MY SUNDAY SCHOOL SUNDAY SCHOOL

CHARLIE YOU KNOW, I START TO DROOL JUST THINKIN’ ABOUT THOSE TREATS THEY MAKE FOR US TO EAT


CHARLIE KIDS & HERDMANS AT SUNDAY SCHOOL SUNDAY SCHOOL

CHARLIE WHERE THE KIDS ALL RULE HERDMANS KIDS YOUR SUNDAY SCHOOL SUNDAY SCHOOL

RALPH YOU REALLY GET FREE FOOD

IMOGENE LIKE CHERRY COKES WITH ICE

CHARLIE AND PIZZA BY THE SLICE

BETH & CHARLIE SO TAKE MY LUNCH

CHARLIE IT’S MY TREAT

ELMER, ALICE, BETH & CHARLIE TAKE MY LUNCH

CHARLIE I REPEAT

KIDS UNDERSTAND THAT WE’VE GOT BETTER PLANS THAN JUST TO EAT AND RUN IT’S REALLY LOTS OF FUN IN OUR OWN SPECIAL PLACE WHERE WE WON’T SEE YOUR FACE KIDS HERDMANS AT SUNDAY SCHOOL SUNDAY SCHOOL

CHARLIE IT’S SO VERY COOL


CHARLIE KIDS MY SUNDAY SCHOOL SUNDAY SCHOOL IT’S REALLY KIND OF CRUEL THAT YOU AND ALL YOUR KIN WON’T EVER BE LET IN

KIDS WON’T EVER BE LET IN

(the KIDS shout at the HERDMANS and offer their lunches or throw them at them)

CHARLIE SO TAKE MY LUNCH

ALICE NO TAKE MINE

ELMER TAKE MY LUNCH

TEDDY & BETH NO TAKE MINE

CHARLIE & KIDS UNDERSTAND THAT WE’VE GOT BETTER PLANS WE’RE OFF TO SUNDAY SCHOOL

HERDMANS THAT’S WHERE THE KIDS ALL RULE

CHARLIE AND THE BEST PART OF ALL

CHARLIE & KIDS BEST PART OF ALL

CHARLIE BEST PART OF ALL

KIDS THERE ARE NO


CHARLIE & KIDS HERDMANS THERE AT ALL

RALPH So when is this Sunday school?

ALICE Sunday. Duh.

LEROY (grabs CHARLIE’s lunch)

See you there, loser!

(HERDMANS exit.)

BETH Charlie Bradley! What have you done?

TRACK 13 #4A TAKE MY LUNCH TRANSITION


SCENE 4 HELEN’S HOSPITAL ROOM

(lights up to reveal HELEN in her hospital bed…next to her bed is a giant bulletin board that looks like a CSI/Homeland board with strings connecting pictures of Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Elmer and Alice…HELEN gives GRACE the official Christmas pageant overstuffed notebook and then uses a pointer to describe the auditions…GRACE is anxious to leave)

HELEN Don’t be nervous, Grace. Just start the auditions with Mary. Tell the kids how important she is because Mary was the mother of Jesus.

GRACE I know that, Helen.

HELEN Then move on to Joseph. You can tell them God chose Joseph to be Jesus’s dad. But don’t spend too much time on that subject. It can be confusing. Besides Elmer is always Joseph. He knows all about Mary and Joseph.

GRACE But we’re holding auditions. All parts are available.

HELEN Right. And don’t let the Wise Men stand next to the shepherds. They always start hitting each other.

GRACE Helen, I really have to get to the church.

HELEN The angels should not wear makeup or earrings or high heels.

GRACE I’m going, Helen.

HELEN And the baby angels are going to be your biggest problem. Someone has to push them on.

GRACE I mean it.

HELEN Bob could help.

GRACE Very funny. Bye, Helen.


(GRACE exits)

HELEN (calling after her)

And absolutely no live animals!

TRACK 14 #4B PERFECT LITTLE TOWN TRANSITION


SCENE 5 CHURCH—AUDITION DAY

(the HERDMANS stand outside the bathroom door at church…wall is decorated with pictures of Jesus…a sign on the wall reads “AUDITIONS FOR THE PAGEANT TODAY”)

IMOGENE So, this is what a church looks like.

GLADYS It’s not that scary.

CLAUDE Where’s the bell?

LEROY Where’s the people?

OLLIE I wanna ring that bell.

RALPH I don’t see any Twinkies.

IMOGENE Me neither.

LEROY Charlie Bradley lied to us.

(ALICE enters)

IMOGENE Hey, Alice! Where are the snacks?

ALICE We’re having Kool-Aid and cookies after the auditions for the pageant, if that’s what you mean.

CLAUDE What’s a pageant?

ALICE It’s a play.

IMOGENE What’s it about?


ALICE Jesus.

IMOGENE (checking out the church)

Everything here is.

ALICE And it’s about Mary. Mostly it’s about Mary.

IMOGENE Who’s Mary?

ALICE I am. I mean, probably I am. I know the part. And she is the star of the show.

(ALICE exits into the bathroom)

IMOGENE We’ll see about that.

(IMOGENE puts cigar in mouth and grins, as HERDMANS follow ALICE into the bathroom…last one in checks to make sure no adults are following…we hear intense murmuring)

TRACK 15 #4C HORRIBLE TRANSITION

(lights up on center stage)


SCENE 5A

CHURCH REHEARSAL ROOM

(the KIDS are seated on the floor facing GRACE, who’s giving instructions about the rehearsals, costumes, and auditions in front of a chalkboard full of information...TEDDY keeps frantically raising his hand)

GRACE Okay, kids. Here are the rules of engagement. We have three rehearsals so you have to come to every one. Teddy?

TEDDY What if we get sick?

GRACE You won’t get sick. Which brings me to the lead roles. If you want to be Mary or Joseph you really have to come to every rehearsal. Teddy?

TEDDY What if they get sick?

GRACE They won’t get sick. We’ll be casting those roles today. But remember, all parts are important.

(ALICE enters…she is red-faced and clearly upset…sits down next to IVY)

GRACE Now who would like to play Mary?

(KIDS all look at ALICE)

GRACE Alice?

ALICE (shakes her head and stares at her lap)

No, I don’t want to. No.

GRACE But you always play Mary.

ALICE No!


TRACK 16 #4D HERDMAN ENTRANCE II

(IMOGENE and the rest of the HERDMANS enter)

CHARLIE (whispers)

Mom! Bad news.

GRACE Why look…it’s the Herdmans.

(the KIDS quickly move to the opposite side of the room, giving the HERDMANS space…TEDDY raises his hand frantically)

TEDDY Mrs. Bradley. Mrs. Bradley!

GRACE What is it, Teddy?

TEDDY I’m gonna be sick.

TRACK 17 #5 HEY MRS. BRADLEY!

IMOGENE HEY MISSUS BRADLEY I WANNA BE IN THE SHOW

HERDMANS HERE’S HOW IT’S GONNA GO

IMOGENE SINCE MARY IS THE STAR I’M GONNA HAVE THAT PART MISSUS BRADLEY

IMOGENE & HERDMANS MISSUS BRADLEY


IMOGENE PUT ME INTO THE SHOW

KIDS UH-OH WHY WOULD YA WANNA DO IT OH NO YOU’RE GONNA RUE IT

IMOGENE HEY MISSUS BRADLEY RALPH WANTS TO BE IN THE SHOW

HERDMANS HERE’S HOW IT’S GONNA GO

IMOGENE HE WANTS TO BE COOL NOT LOOK LIKE A FOOL MISSUS BRADLEY

IMOGENE & HERDMANS MISSUS BRADLEY

IMOGENE PUT ’IM INTO THE SHOW

KIDS THIS IS BAD IT’S REALLY GONNA HURT US IT’S GONNA BE A THREE-RING CIRCUS

GRACE NOW’S THE TIME FOR ONE OF YOU TO STAND UP LAST CHANCE, WON’T SOMEONE PUT THEIR HAND UP COME ON ALICE ELMER BETH OR TED

KIDS SORRY MISSUS BRADLEY BUT WE’D END UP DEAD

GRACE Well, we need someone to play Mary’s husband Joseph.


IMOGENE That’s Ralph.

BETH (upset)

Mom!

GRACE Or he could be one of the Three Wise Men.

ALICE & IVY (aghast)

Mrs. Bradley!

OLLIE, LEROY & CLAUDE That’s us.

(group groan filled with “oh no’s”)

GRACE I almost forgot—there is the Angel of the Lord who appears with a message for the shepherds.

ALICE (squeezing her eyes shut)

Not Gladys. Anybody but Gladys.

GLADYS HEY MISSUS BRADLEY I WANNA BE IN THE SHOW HERE’S HOW IT’S GONNA GO I WANNA BE THAT ANGEL THING WITH THE BIG PINK WINGS MISSUS BRADLEY MISSUS BRADLEY PUT ME INTO THE SHOW

KIDS THIS IS BAD A FEDERAL DISASTER GONNA HAUNT US NOW AND EVER AFTER OOOH

ALICE HEY MISSUS BRADLEY I CAN’T BE IN THE SHOW


TEDDY I REALLY HAVE TO GO.

GRACE What?

IVY MY FAMILY’S LEAVING TOWN

ELMER TOO BAD WE HAVE TO LET YOU DOWN

KIDS MISSUS BRADLEY MISSUS BRADLEY WE CAN’T BE IN THE SHOW

GRACE & HERDMANS NO ONE

GRACE IS GONNA QUIT THIS PAGEANT

GRACE & HERDMANS NO ONE

GRACE IS GONNA LEAVE THIS TOWN NO ONE WILL HAVE A CONFLICT EVER NO ONE IS GONNA LET ME DOWN

(good KIDS all frantically wave their hands to be called on)

ALICE BUT MISSUS BRADLEY TRACK 18

KIDS MISSUS BRADLEY

GRACE YOU’RE ALL IN THE SHOW


TRACK 19 #5A MRS. BRADLEY PLAYOUT

(KIDS run off as GRACE moves bulletin board off…ALICE pulls BETH downstage)

ALICE Why did your mother let the Herdmans take over our pageant?

BETH Why didn’t you speak up? I thought you wanted to play Mary.

ALICE Imogene told me she was playing Mary and if I even opened my mouth, she would get a pussy willow and jam it so far into my ear it’d come out the other side.

BETH You know she wouldn’t do that.

ALICE She would too! Remember when Ollie had that plant growing in his ear? Ralph did that to him.

BETH They beat on each other all the time, but they wouldn’t do that to you.

ALICE Herdmans will do anything. To anybody. None of us are safe. Your mom should have thrown them out of the room.

BETH Well, that’s just mean.

ALICE Those Herdmans are going to ruin our pageant. And it’s all your mother’s fault!

BETH Alice!

ALICE Wait till Mrs. Armstrong hears about this.

TRACK 20 #5B PROBLEM TRANSITION


SCENE 6 PHONE TREE AREAS

(HELEN is still in traction in hospital…pinspots come up on individual CHURCH LADIES as they talk to each other on the phone tree)

HELEN WHAT?! Where did they come from? Who let them in?

CONNIE Grace! She just let them take over.

LUANNE And Imogene Herdman is playing Mary?

BETTY Yes. Can you believe it?

LUANNE She’s the mother of Jesus, for Pete’s sake!

CONNIE Where was Reverend Hopkins, I’d like to know?

BETTY He was visiting shut-ins.

HELEN I’m a shut-in. He wasn’t visiting me. Something has to be done about this!

(HELEN starts dialing)

TRACK 21 #6 PROBLEM

[SFX: phone ring]

GRACE Hello?

HELEN PROBLEM WE’VE GOT A PROBLEM GRACE YOU’RE MAKING A MESS OF MY SHOW

GRACE Oh no!


HELEN OH YES HOW COULD YOU CAST THOSE HERDMANS THAT KIND OF THING WON’T GO YOU CAN’T DEPEND ON THOSE KIDS IT’S AN INDISPUTABLE FACT BUT HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN MY DEAR YOU CAN’T BE BLAMED FOR THAT

GRACE Blamed?

HELEN GRACE YOU MUST REPLACE THEM IT’S THE CHRISTIAN THING TO DO IF NOT THEY’LL LOOK LIKE FOOLS WHEN THEY DON’T COME THROUGH

GRACE WHAT ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS AFTER SUCH A BLOW

HELEN TRUST ME I’M A DIRECTOR THEY—MUST—GO

(hangs up phone)

GRACE Helen? Helen?

TRACK 22 #7 BASKETS FOR THE NEEDY


SCENE 7 THE CHURCH

(CHURCH LADIES and REVEREND HOPKINS at church preparing food baskets)

REVEREND HOPKINS & CHURCH LADIES BASKETS FOR THE NEEDY BASKETS FOR THE POOR FOOD ENOUGH FOR TWENTY AND A LITTLE MORE SANTA BRINGS THEM TREASURES WE DELIVER JOY EACH ONE PACKED WITH OUR LOVE AND A LITTLE TOY

(REVEREND HOPKINS ducks out of sight, or out of the room, to get more supplies)

LUANNE WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH GRACE

CONNIE SHE MUST BE OUT OF HER MIND

BETTY PUTTING THOSE KIDS IN THE PLAY

REVEREND HOPKINS (pops his head in)

PERHAPS SHE WAS BEING KIND. (exits)

LUANNE HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE KIDS

BETTY YOU KNOW, THEIR MOTHER’S NEVER HOME

CONNIE I’M NOT SURPRISED, THEY’RE A PAIN



THOSE KIDS ARE ON THEIR OWN (exits)

CONNIE WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR FATHER

BETTY HE LEFT YEARS AGO

LUANNE HOPPED ON A FREIGHT NEVER LOOKED BACK

BETTY DO YOU BLAME HIM

CHURCH LADIES NO

(REVEREND HOPKINS reenters, joins CHURCH LADIES as they pack baskets)

REVEREND HOPKINS & CHURCH LADIES A BASKET FOR THE JOHNSONS A BASKET FOR THE KEENS MISSUS SANCHEZ COUNTS ON US AS DOES MISTER GREEN

REVEREND HOPKINS THIS ONE’S FOR THE HERDMANS SEVEN SOULS IN NEED WHO WOULD LIKE TO TAKE IT

LUANNE NOT ME

CONNIE NOT ME

BETTY NOT ME


REVEREND HOPKINS I see…

(music vamps as scene transitions…REVEREND HOPKINS exits and appears in HELEN’s room with a poinsettia)


SCENE 7A

HELEN’S HOSPITAL ROOM

HELEN Reverend! I’ve come up with a way to save the pageant.

REVEREND HOPKINS I didn’t know it was in need of saving.

HELEN Take the Herdmans out of the show and put them in concessions.

REVEREND HOPKINS We don’t sell concessions.

HELEN Then have them hand out programs.

REVEREND HOPKINS What programs? We’re putting all our money into baskets for the needy.

HELEN There must be a loophole. They’re not even members of our church.

REVEREND HOPKINS Maybe they’ll join.

HELEN If you’re trying to give me a heart attack, you’re doing a very good job.

REVEREND HOPKINS Then it’s a good thing you’re in the hospital.

(REVEREND HOPKINS punctuates line by putting potted plant in HELEN’s lap, then exits)


SCENE 7B

THE CHURCH

TRACK 23

(music transitions to CHURCH LADIES…lights out on Helen…CHURCH LADIES sing in a round as they tie bows on baskets)

BETTY, LUANNE & CONNIE BASKETS FOR THE NEEDY BASKETS FOR THE POOR FOOD ENOUGH FOR TWENTY AND A LITTLE MORE SANTA BRINGS THEM TREASURES WE DELIVER JOY EACH ONE PACKED WITH OUR LOVE AND A LITTLE TOY

BETTY Baskets go out next week.

CONNIE Music rehearsal for the pageant tonight.

LUANNE Why rehearse? This is going to be the worst Christmas pageant ever.

TRACK 24 #7A SILENT NIGHT TRANSITION


SCENE 8 CHURCH REHEARSAL ROOM—FIRST REHEARSAL

(GRACE is trying to teach songs to group…KIDS are holding sheet music…HERDMAN KIDS huddle together and make fun of “Silent Night…” they say “fart” and do fart sounds then pretend like they’re innocent until they get to the verse and then they…let ’er rip…GRACE blows pitch pipe and the kids sing the first word like angels)

KIDS & HERDMANS SILENT

HERDMAN BOYS FART

(fart sound)

KIDS HERDMANS

(HERDMANS louder than KIDS) HOLY DEADLY

HERDMAN BOYS FART

ALICE I’m telling!

HERDMANS SUCH A SMELL WILL STOP YOUR HEART

ALICE Mrs. Bradley!

(while the HERDMANS continue to sing and hold their nose and wave hands in front of their faces, GRACE interjects)

GRACE All right. All right. That’s some joke. Now come on. Come on.

HERDMANS COUGHING AND GAGGING, SEE THEM RUN EATING BEANS IS SO MUCH FUN

(GRACE claps to stop them)

GRACE Good. You’ve learned the tune. Now let’s sing it the right way.


(GRACE blows pitch pipe again but is interrupted)

RALPH Hey Mrs. Bradley. If this is a play, why aren’t we playing?

LEROY (shoves CHARLIE)

Tag! You’re it.

GRACE Leroy, don’t push.

GLADYS (running around the kids, hitting and kicking them)

No! Duck, Duck, Goose. Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck!

IMOGENE No! Red Light. Green Light.

GRACE We’re singing the Bell song.

OLLIE The dumbbell song!

CLAUDE That’s Ralph’s song.

RALPH Who you calling a dumbbell?

GRACE (blows whistle)

That’s enough. Over here. NOW!

(stunned, the KIDS quickly comply while ALICE, BETH, and IVY huddle off to the side, talking while GRACE either takes them offstage or arranges them in a chorus upstage)

ALICE It’s clear your mom can’t control the Herdmans. That’s what my mom said.

BETH What does your mom know? She’s not even here.

ALICE I tell my mom everything. I write it down.


BETH That’s pretty sneaky.

ALICE I’m not the sneak. Gladys is. At auditions she took three sips of communion wine.

BETH That’s just grape juice. Everybody knows that.

IVY But it belongs to the church.

TRACK 25 #8 MY MOTHER SAID

ALICE What about the kindergarten Happy Birthday bank?

BETH What about it?

ALICE I shook it and it doesn’t make a sound.

BETH So?

ALICE Last week it made a sound.

BETH What kind of person shakes the Happy Birthday bank?

ALICE A person who cares.

TRACK 26

KID VOICES (continue under)

DING-DONG DING-DONG

IVY MY MOTHER SAID HER MOTHER SAID YOUR MOTHER’S IN OVER HER HEAD


BETH YOUR MOTHER’S WRONG YOUR MOTHER TOO MY MOTHER KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO

IVY MY MOTHER SAID

ALICE MY MOTHER TOO

ALICE & IVY YOUR MOTHER HAS NOT GOT A CLUE

BETH YOU TAKE IT BACK

ALICE WHY WHEN I’M RIGHT

(gestures to HERDMANS offstage) SHE PUT THEM IN JUST OUT OF SPITE

BETH THAT ISN’T TRUE MY MOM GAVE YOU ALL A CHANCE BUT YOU WENT AND TURNED SCAREDY-PANTS

ALICE GLADYS PUT A CRAYON IN HER POCKET AND YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T TRY TO STOP IT

BETH THAT’S SUCH A LIE

ALICE YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE

ALICE & IVY THERE’S NOT A THING YOUR MOM’LL DO

IVY SHE LET THEM TAKE ALL THE GOOD PARTS

ALICE WITHOUT A FIGHT


ALICE & IVY O.S. VOICES THAT WASN’T SMART DING DONG

BETH DON’T BLAME MY MOM IF YOU DING WENT AND LOST YOUR NERVE YOU’RE JUST GETTING WHAT YOU DESERVE

ALICE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS UNTIL TODAY

BETH FRIENDS WOULD NEVER SAY THE THINGS YOU SAY

ALICE O.S. VOICES THAT ISN’T FAIR DING

IVY WE REALLY CARE DONG

ALICE & IVY I NEVER SAID DING SHE NEVER SAID DONG YOUR MOTHER’S IN OVER HER HEAD DING DONG

IVY IT WAS HER MOM DING

ALICE THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID DONG

And my mom is never wrong.

KID VOICES DING DONG-DING DONG TRACK 27

(the girls stomp off…BETH, who is very upset, shouts to Mom, then exits)

BETH Mom! I need to talk to you!


TRACK 28 #9 PROBLEM—REPRISE

[SFX: phone ring]


SCENE 9

THE BRADLEY HOME / HELEN’S PHONE AREA

(GRACE is on the phone, surrounded by boxes of costumes…BOB carries more in…they are shepherd and angel costumes…HELEN is in wheelchair with phone)

HELEN PROBLEM WE’VE GOT A PROBLEM GRACE BUT I CAN SAVE THE SHOW

GRACE Oh, no.

HELEN OH YES THE ANSWER’S VERY SIMPLE JUST LET THE HERDMANS GO THOSE KIDS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE YOU’VE MADE A BIG MISTAKE IT’S CLEAR THAT THIS WAS JUST TOO MUCH TO PUT UPON YOUR PLATE

GRACE Now, wait …

HELEN GRACE YOU MUST REPLACE THEM FOR THE TEAM THE CHURCH THE TOWN

GRACE I CAN’T I WON’T I NEVER WILL I WON’T BACK DOWN

HELEN GRACE DON’T YOU SEE YOU’RE RUINING MY SHOW

GRACE ARE YOU THE DIRECTOR I DON’T—THINK—SO


(GRACE hangs up)

HELEN Grace? Grace? Grace!!!

(GRACE marches over to BOB)

GRACE That Helen Armstrong makes me so mad!

BOB Why?

GRACE She’s turned everyone against me. Even the kids!

(CHARLIE enters with boxes)

CHARLIE Teddy’s mom heard about the way the Herdmans sang “Silent Night” and she wants to switch churches.

BOB You’re kidding!

GRACE See? They all say I should get rid of the Herdmans.

CHARLIE You should.

GRACE I can’t! It would hurt their feelings.

CHARLIE Why do you care about their feelings? They don’t care about ours!

(CHARLIE slams box down and exits)

BOB Charlie!

(to GRACE) Don’t mind him.

GRACE He’s right. They’re awful.


BOB The Herdmans?

GRACE Yes! Today Imogene locked herself in the bathroom and Teddy wet his pants.

BOB That’s not good.

GRACE And Leroy and Claude broke the steeple bell.

BOB Wow!

GRACE (getting more and more upset)

Ralph and Gladys stole all the cookies. And that tattletale Alice was in there writing everything down.

BOB They’re just kids. It’ll be okay.

GRACE No, it won’t! The Herdmans really are the worst kids in the history of the world!

(she collapses in chair)

TRACK 29 #10 MAYBE

BOB Honey? Are you okay?

GRACE I don’t know …

MAYBE THEY’RE RIGHT MAYBE IT’S TIME TO GIVE UP THE FIGHT MAYBE I’VE MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE MAYBE IT’S TIME TO PUT ON THE BRAKES

BOB MAYBE YOU’RE STRONG

GRACE BUT WHAT IF YOU’RE WRONG


BOB MAYBE YOU’VE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG

GRACE I’M REALLY AFRAID THOSE KIDS WON’T SHINE

BOB MAYBE JUST MAYBE IT’LL BE FINE DON’T YOU SEE GRACE IT ALL COMES FROM YOU GRACE YOU’RE THE GLUE GRACE

GRACE Oh, Bob …

BOB YES IT’S TRUE

GRACE MAYBE IT’S JUST A SMALL TOWN PLAY

BOB MAYBE THINGS WILL BE OKAY

GRACE MAYBE THOSE KIDS NEED SOMETHING NEW

BOB MAYBE WHAT THEY NEED IS YOU

GRACE (hugs him)

Maybe you’re the best husband ever.

BOB Does that mean I still have to go?

GRACE Yes.

(slams turban on his head) TRACK 30

#10A ANGEL TRANSITION


SCENE 10 CHURCH REHEARSAL ROOM—SECOND REHEARSAL

(the stage is strewn with boxes of costumes labeled “angel wings,” “shepherd robes,” and “animal ears...”BETH and ALICE and the good KIDS are giving the HERDMANS instructions)

BETH The shepherds always stand over here.

ALICE And Mary comes on from there.

BETH With Joseph. And the inn is offstage.

LEROY What’s an inn?

TEDDY It’s like a motel—

ELMER —where people go to spend the night.

CLAUDE What people? Jesus?

ALICE Oh, honestly! Jesus wasn’t even born yet. Mary was great with child.

RALPH Pregnant? Mary was pregnant!

ALICE Don’t say that!!

(lots of snickering…GRACE enters with boxes of stuff she pulled, followed by CHARLIE, who is helping her)

GRACE Okay, team, put a cork in it. We all know Mary was pregnant.

(GRACE exits to get more boxes)

ALICE I don’t think it’s nice to say “pregnant” in church.


BETH But Mary was.

ALICE I’m not even allowed to say “pregnant” out of church.

ELMER And this is the barn where Mary had her baby.

IVY She wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger—

CHARLIE —because there was no room for them at the inn.

IMOGENE They didn’t have room for Jesus?

ALICE Well, nobody knew the baby was going to become Jesus.

IMOGENE Didn’t Mary know? And what’s the matter with Joseph? Why didn’t he tell the innkeeper? I mean, my god, she was pregnant!

ALICE Stop saying that!

OLLIE What’s a manger? Some kind of bed?

(GRACE enters with more supplies)

GRACE They didn’t have a bed in the barn so they put him in the manger, which was a big feeding trough for the animals.

IMOGENE (outraged)

This is getting worse and worse!

ALICE On the word manger, the angels are supposed to sing.

(BETH, ALICE, IVY start humming “Away in a Manger”…enter CHURCH LADIES)

BETTY Hello, Grace, we wanted to pop in to see how it’s going.


GRACE What? Oh, we’re just getting started.

IMOGENE (continues to rant)

So Mary wrapped her baby in wadded-up clothes and stuffed him in a feedbox?

CONNIE It sounds like you could use some help.

(ALICE nods vehemently to her mother, CONNIE)

IMOGENE Where was her social worker?

GRACE I can handle it, Connie.

(to IMOGENE) They didn’t have social services in those days.

IMOGENE I guess not!

GLADYS The social worker is at our house every other week.

BETTY We’ll be in the kitchen making applesauce cake.

LUANNE Holler if you need anything.

GRACE (calls to LUANNE as they leave)

Don’t worry, I won’t.

RALPH What kind of story is this anyway?

GRACE It’s the Christmas story. Don’t you know the Christmas story?

(ALICE, BETH, and IVY stop humming)

LEROY Never heard of it.

(ANGELS and the other KIDS start whispering, “They don’t know the Christmas story”)


CLAUDE What’s the big deal?

BETH Do you think they really don’t know the Christmas story?

IVY I think they don’t.

ALICE Of course not. They’ve never been in a church in their life. They just came for the snacks, which your brother told them we had.

CHARLIE I said I was sorry.

GRACE Okay, then. Everyone come here for a moment.

(KIDS gather on floor around GRACE)

GRACE You see, Jesus is born and the Angel of the Lord—

GLADYS (raising fist in the air)

That’s me!

GRACE That’s right—and the angel tells the shepherds about it and they go visit.

BETH Then King Herod sends Three Wise Men to find baby Jesus.

IVY They follow a star that leads them to Jesus. Then they give him very special gifts.

LEROY Like what?

CHARLIE Gold, frankincense—

TEDDY --and myrrh.

CLAUDE What’s that?


GRACE A fragrant oil.

RALPH, IMOGENE & GLADYS Oil!?

IMOGENE What kind of cheapo king gives oil for a present?

OLLIE We get better stuff from the firemen.

ELMER It turns out that King Herod is an evil guy who is worried that Jesus will take over and become the king when he grows up.

TEDDY So he wants to kill baby Jesus.

IMOGENE My god, they’re gonna kill a baby?

ALICE Not the Wise Men. King Herod.

RALPH Is that true, Mrs. Bradley?

GRACE Well, yes, it is.

GLADYS Sounds like something straight outta Action Comics.

(KIDS all talk at once… “Did you hear that? Action Comics!” “Jesus isn’t a comic book character...” “Who says?”)

TRACK 31 #11 DIE HEROD DIE!

IMOGENE Shut up, everyone. Shut up!

(this song has sword fighting, pirate moves, lots of swash and buckle…GRACE tries to regain control of the situation and can’t)


IMOGENE I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE BABY AND THE EVIL KING AND MARY AND JOSEPH AND THE ANGEL WITH WINGS

OTHER KIDS THE ANGEL HAD A MESSAGE TO DELIVER THAT NIGHT SHE GAVE THOSE SHEPHERDS A TERRIBLE FRIGHT

HERDMANS BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WISE MEN WHAT ABOUT THE KING WASN’T HE ABOUT TO DO A REALLY BAD THING

GLADYS SHAZAM SAID THE ANGEL WITH THE BIG PINK WINGS

GRACE What?

GLADYS I’VE GOT SOME NEWS AND I’M GONNA SING

ALICE Is she kidding?

GLADYS DIE HEROD DIE SHAZAM LOOK AT ME I’M THE ANGEL OF THE LORD DIE HEROD DIE KERPOW I CAN FLY LIKE AN EAGLE AND I GOT A BIG SWORD

ALICE She had a harp!

SHEPHERDS LOOK AT US WE WANNA FIGHT

BETH & GRACE Fight?

GLADYS FOLLOW ME SHEPHERDS STAY LOW AND TIGHT

ALICE Uh-oh.

HERDMAN BOYS BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WISE MEN WHO CAME FROM AFAR


KIDS THEY GOT ON THEIR CAMELS AND FOLLOWED THAT STAR

(KIDS are joining in…this is fun…GLADYS and the HERDMANS are tossing out weapons)

HERDMANS & KIDS DIE HEROD DIE SHAZAM DIE HEROD DIE KERPOW DIE HEROD DIE

RALPH (ready to destroy whoever it is)

Hey, who’s playing Herod?

GRACE He isn’t in the play.

LEROY He’s out to kill baby Jesus and he isn’t even in the play?

ALICE He’s never in the play.

IMOGENE Somebody better be Herod. Charlie—be Herod.

CHARLIE Nooooooo!

HERDMAN BOYS Hey, Herod!

BETTER WATCH OUT WE’RE COMING FOR YOU COME ON BOYS WE GOTTA JOB TO DO

GLADYS & IMOGENE TIME FOR SOME ACTION NO TIME TO BOAST

HERDMAN BOYS KERPOW SAID THE WISE MEN THAT GUY IS TOAST

CHARLIE I’m not Herod!

GRACE No one is going to be Herod.


ALL KIDS (EXCEPT CHARLIE) DIE HEROD DIE KER-SPLAT

CHARLIE They’re going to kill me!

GRACE There’s no Herod!

ALL KIDS (EXCEPT CHARLIE) DIE HEROD DIE TAKE THAT

BETTY Grace, what’s going on?

GRACE We’re rehearsing, Betty.

IMOGENE I’M GONNA HIDE THE BABY BURN DOWN THE INN

(IMOGENE puts her cigar in her mouth and heads for the kitchen door)

BOYS WE’LL TIE UP HEROD

CHARLIE & GRACE No!

BOYS TAKE HIM FOR A SPIN!

GLADYS ALL OF YOU ANGELS, RING THAT BELL IT’S TIME TO SEND HEROD STRAIGHT TO—

(GRACE claps hand over GLADYS’s mouth as CHARLIE yells)

CHARLIE H-E-E-E-L-L-L-L-L-P, Mom!

LUANNE Is that a cigar in Mary’s mouth?

GRACE No! What? Imogene put that out!


(smoke creeps into the room from the kitchen)

BETTY Smoke! Fire!

CONNIE Call the fire department!

HERDMANS & KIDS DIE, HEROD, DIE!

LUANNE Get the kids out!

REVEREND HOPKINS What’s going on?

BETTY The Herdmans have set fire to the church!

HERDMANS & KIDS DIE HEROD DIE

GRACE Everybody! Don’t panic. Just stay calm!

HERDMANS & KIDS YOU CAN KISS THIS WORLD GOODBYE

[SFX: Distant fire engine sounds] (the HERDMANS are delighted to hear the fire trucks and dance around like demons…a frazzled REVEREND HOPKINS shouts over the chaos)

REVEREND HOPKINS That’s it!

(music stops abruptly) I’m canceling Christmas!

EVERYONE What?!

TRACK 32 (musical finish…blackout)

End of Act I

INTERMISSION (OPTIONAL)


(if no intermission, CHURCH LADIES, with baskets and/or lanterns, come downstage as scene changes…they are eventually joined by REVEREND HOPKINS and CHURCH KIDS all carrying baskets and candles)


ACT II SCENE 11

STREET ON THE POORER SIDE OF TOWN

TRACK 33 #12 BASKETS FOR THE NEEDY REPRISE

(music underscores as EVERYONE BUT THE BRADLEYS enter with Christmas baskets and weave their way around the stage to the music of “Baskets for the Needy...”CHURCH LADIES pause to gossip)

LUANNE CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED

CONNIE IT’S ALL OVER TOWN

BETTY POOR GRACE SHE MUST FEEL AWFUL

CONNIE HE HAD TO SHUT IT DOWN

BETTY CHRISTMAS WON’T BE CHRISTMAS

LUANNE WITHOUT OUR CHRISTMAS PLAY

CONNIE TOO BAD ABOUT THOSE HERDMANS

CHURCH LADIES NOW WE ALL MUST PAY

BETTY WHAT HAPPENS CHRISTMAS SUNDAY

LUANNE I HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE

REVEREND HOPKINS I THINK WE SHOULD PRAY


CHURCH LADIES YES—LET’S—DO

REVEREND HOPKINS, CHURCH LADIES & KIDS A BASKET FOR THE KEATINGS A BASKET FOR THE REEDS FOOD FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER SO MANY FOLKS IN NEED SANTA BRINGS THEM TREASURES WE DELIVER JOY EACH ONE PACKED WITH OUR LOVE

(pause as the BRADLEYS enter…BOB has a flashlight…GRACE is carrying a basket with a tag that says “Herdmans” on it…the CHURCH LADIES exit in different directions)

REVEREND HOPKINS, CHURCH LADIES & KIDS LA LA LA LA LA

GRACE Did you see that? They’re shunning me.

BOB Grace! They didn’t even see you!

BETH Well, Alice and Ivy saw me and didn’t even say hello.

CHARLIE They think it’s Mom’s fault the church caught fire.

BOB That’s ridiculous. It was just smoke. No one was hurt and nothing was damaged.

GRACE But now the pageant is cancelled.

(they stop in front of a broken-down fence with a “Beware of the Cat” sign on it)

BOB This is the house.

GRACE Are you sure? There’s no number.


BOB (pointing flashlight at sign)

The sign says “Beware of the Cat.”

BETH Then this is the place.

GRACE We’ll just hurry in and give the Herdmans their basket.

CHARLIE Mom, do I have to go? I’m kind of scared.

GRACE Then you stay here and Beth will come with me.

BOB What should I do?

GRACE Watch out for the cat.


SCENE 12 THE HERDMAN GARAGE

(lights come up slowly on the Herdmans’ garage, which is filled with old toilets, broken strollers, broken trikes, a tire, and things the kids have collected over the years…there is a bare light bulb hanging over the debris…GRACE and BETH carefully make their way through the debris and call up the stairs that lead to their apartment over the garage)

GRACE Mrs. Herdman?

BETH Ralph? Gladys?

GRACE Anybody home?

BETH I don’t think they’re here. Let’s just leave the basket and go.

(GRACE sets the basket on a rusted, broken wagon and turns to leave, then hears the HERDMANS coming home…ihey are having a heated discussion…GRACE and BETH panic and duck around the side of the garage)

LEROY It’s just not fair!

IMOGENE We didn’t start the fire.

OLLIE Which fire?

IMOGENE The one at the church.

OLLIE Oh, that fire. No we did not.

IMOGENE It was those ladies’ cakes that burned. And they blamed us.

(GRACE and BETH look at each other wide-eyed)


LEROY Yeah.

RALPH I don’t think one guy can just cancel Christmas.

CLAUDE Who does he think he is, God?

OLLIE I’d like to give him what for.

LEROY Me too.

GLADYS I’d like to sic the cat on him.

ALL HERDMANS Yeah.

GLADYS I really did want to be that angel with the big pink wings.

IMOGENE (picks up the bald baby doll)

I wanted to be Mary. But I wouldn’t have named my baby “Jesus.” What kind of name is that? I would have named him “Buddy.”

CLAUDE That’s way better.

(they pull the light bulb chain and discover the magnificent Christmas charity basket sitting on the wagon…it looks jam-packed with goodies…the ham has a bow on it)

ALL HERDMANS Whoa!

RALPH What’s that?

GLADYS It looks like a baby in a manger.

OLLIE It’s little baby Buddy!


LEROY No! It’s like a gift from the Three Wise Guys.

(the kids start to approach the basket)

IMOGENE Don’t touch it until Ma sees it. She’s gonna love it.

RALPH Ma won’t care.

LEROY (pushes his brother away)

She will too.

RALPH Don’t push me.

(RALPH and LEROY push each other and crash into GLADYS, who kicks them both)

GLADYS Cut it out, you two.

LEROY Ow! Gladys, that hurt.

(OLLIE grabs CLAUDE’s stocking cap and runs)

CLAUDE Hey, that’s mine!

OLLIE Not anymore.

LEROY You git back here!

RALPH Ollie Herdman! You’re gonna git it!

(IMOGENE is about to follow her brothers when she pauses at the door and turns around and sees GLADYS looking at the basket)

IMOGENE Gladys, you better not get into that basket.

GLADYS I’m not. I just want to look at it.


TRACK 34 #13 THE BEST GIFT OF ALL

GLADYS All year I dream of this—the perfect Christmas gift.

(GLADYS starts the song, identifying what’s in the basket of food…the rest of the HERDMANS return slowly in the song)

GLADYS A BOX OF MASHED POTATOES A BIG OL’ HAM

IMOGENE A BAG OF DAY-OLD ROLLS TWO KINDS OF JAM

IMOGENE & GLADYS AND FOR ONE MAGIC NIGHT OF THE YEAR

GLADYS NO ONE GETS ANGRY

IMOGENE NO ONE SHEDS A TEAR

IMOGENE & GLADYS AND THE BEST GIFT OF ALL IS OUR BASKET FULL OF CHEER

IMOGENE RALPH LIGHTS A CANDLE

GLADYS MA SINGS A SONG

HERDMANS WE ALL STAND IN A CIRCLE AND TRY TO GET ALONG AND FOR ONE MAGIC NIGHT OF THE YEAR

BOYS NOBODY’S HUNGRY


GIRLS EVERYONE’S ALL RIGHT

HERDMANS AND THE BEST GIFT OF ALL IS WE’RE TOGETHER TONIGHT

GRACE (to BETH)

LOOK AT THEM THERE’S A LIGHT IN THEIR EYES FULL OF LOVE AND HOPE WHY SHOULD IT COME AS A SURPRISE SOMEHOW I FEEL THAT WE’RE THE ONES WHO LET THEM DOWN TO TELL THEM THEY’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR LITTLE TOWN

HERDMANS AND FOR ONE MAGIC NIGHT OF THE YEAR

BOYS NOBODY YELLS AT US

GIRLS OR TELLS US THAT WE’RE WRONG

HERDMANS AND THE BEST GIFT OF ALL IS THAT TONIGHT

IMOGENE TONIGHT

HERDMANS WE BELONG

(at the end of the song GRACE and BETH try to sneak away but BETH trips over some junk)

IMOGENE Someone’s spying on us.


RALPH Who’s there?

LEROY Maybe it’s a possum.

CLAUDE Let’s catch it.

GRACE (guiltily reveals herself)

It’s just us.

IMOGENE Mrs. Bradley!

OLLIE Beth!

IMOGENE (suspicious)

What are you doing here?

BETH We came to deliver your basket from the church.

GLADYS It’s bigger than ever this year.

GRACE Yes…I, uh, also have a message for you kids.

RALPH Are we in trouble?

GRACE No, no. I just want to say we’re doing the pageant after all.

BETH And you’re still in it.

IMOGENE Did that man change his mind?

GRACE Not yet. But he will. Be at the church at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow.

LEROY Do we need a baby Jesus? I can get one from the grocery store. There’s lots of ’em just sitting around in grocery carts.


GRACE Thank you, Leroy, but that won’t be necessary. Do you kids have a doll?

(IMOGENE holds up the most beat-up shabby doll on the planet…no hair, no clothes…it’s clearly been through six kids)

IMOGENE Just this one.

GRACE He’s perfect.

CLAUDE Do you need a cat?

GRACE Good heavens no. I mean, thank you, Claude, but we don’t. We’ll see you all tomorrow night.

TRACK 35 #14 CAROL TRANSITION

HERDMANS (ALL AT ONCE)

OLLIE IMOGENE GLADYS RALPH CLAUDE LEROY

Yay! We’re doing I get to be Cool! All right! The show it! an angel is on. after all!


SCENE 12A STREET ON THE POORER SIDE OF TOWN

(BOB and CHARLIE are waiting as BETH and GRACE run out of the Herdmans’s with big news)

BETH Mom’s doing the pageant!

CHARLIE With the Herdmans?

BETH Yeah!

BOB Grace, are you sure?

GRACE I’ve never been so sure of anything in my whole life. Beth! Charlie! Go tell the kids. Bob! Call the parents.

(GRACE starts to head the other direction)

BOB Where are you going?

GRACE To see the Reverend.

BOB So, does this mean I have to—

BRADLEYS Yes!

(GRACE heads for the church…BOB, CHARLIE, and BETH exit the other way)


SCENE 12B THE CHURCH

(REVEREND HOPKINS at the podium, checking the list to make sure he delivered all the baskets)

GRACE Reverend Hopkins! I’m so glad I caught you!

REVEREND HOPKINS Grace! What’s the matter?

GRACE The Herdmans had nothing to do with the fire last night.

REVEREND HOPKINS Are you sure?

GRACE It was Betty’s applesauce cakes that burnt!

REVEREND HOPKINS And we blamed those kids?

GRACE Which is why we have to do the pageant.

REVEREND HOPKINS But I already alerted the phone tree.

GRACE Then un-alert them.

REVEREND HOPKINS And we’ve got sets to build—

GRACE Yes!

REVEREND HOPKINS And costumes to finish—

GRACE Yes! And only 24 hours to do it in.

REVEREND HOPKINS Then why are we standing here? We’ve got a show to do.

GRACE (hugs the REVEREND really hard and exits)

Thank you!!


REVEREND HOPKINS Good lord! What have I done?

[SFX: Five rings of the broken church bell]


SCENE 13 THE CHURCH

(in front of the pageant set, which could be on a wagon pulled on by the KIDS…it’s pageant night…TEDDY comes across the stage wearing his full shepherd costume and a fake beard)

TEDDY Mrs. Bradley? Mrs. Bradley?

(CHARLIE appears in his shepherd outfit panicked, followed by IVY, ALICE, and BETH who are all in a tizzy…they all need GRACE’s help…GRACE enters in white shift, wearing angel wings, carrying a box of supplies)

CHARLIE Mom! The shepherds are clonking each other with their canes.

IVY I can’t find my script. Who took my script?

(GRACE hands her a spare script)

GRACE Here.

(BOB enters carrying a potted plant)

BOB You said I should bring this, but I don’t think it looks anything like a palm tree.

ALICE Someone’s been using my mascara. That’s so unsanitary…

(GRACE hands ALICE a new tube of mascara)

GRACE Take this. It’s new.

BETH Mom, it’s crazy downstairs. I have no idea what I’m supposed to do.

(GRACE hands her halos)

GRACE You and Alice lead the angels onto the stage. Charlie, you lead the shepherds. Bob’s got the Wise Men. Here’s the order.


(GRACE passes out running-order pages to CHARLIE, BETH, ALICE, and BOB)


There’s a line halfway around the block!

CHARLIE Mom, I don’t know when the shepherds come on.

GRACE I’ll cue you.

REVEREND HOPKINS I’m letting them in.

ALICE Mrs. Bradley.

GRACE What?

ALICE I brought my Mary costume just in case.

GRACE What are you saying?

TEDDY (enters in shepherd outfit)

Mrs. Bradley!

REVEREND HOPKINS Places, everyone!

(KIDS squeal and bolt for the wings with GRACE starting to follow them)

TEDDY Mrs. Bradley!

GRACE (putting on her own halo)

Everyone take deep breaths. Try to stay calm.

TEDDY Mrs. Bradley!


GRACE (out of patience)

What is it, Teddy?

TEDDY The Herdmans aren’t here.

GRACE Shoot me now!

(blackout)


SCENE 14 THE PAGEANT

TRACK 36 #15 THE PAGEANT

(the set is a homemade crèche…there is a manger made of a cardboard box with hay in it…yellow paper stars hang from strings overhead…music: “O Little Town of Bethlehem” plays as lights come up onstage…ANGELS, led by BETH and ALICE, enter and take a position in a half circle around the manger…CHARLIE leads on shepherds... GRACE brings up the rear...ALICE and BETH are downstage…shepherds off to the side tending their sheep)

KIDS & GRACE (NO HERDMANS) O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM HOW STILL WE SEE THEE LIE ABOVE THY DEEP AND DREAMLESS SLEEP THE SILENT STARS GO BY YET IN THY DARK STREETS SHINETH AN EVERLASTING LIGHT THE HOPES AND FEARS OF ALL THE YEARS ARE MET IN THEE TONIGHT

(GRACE nods at IVY, who is at the podium)

IVY In the days of Caesar Augustus a decree went out that all the world should be taxed, and Joseph went into Bethlehem with Mary his wife, who was great with child. And while they were there, she brought forth her first-born son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger, because there was no room for them at the inn.

(KIDS are looking around and whispering to each other...GRACE starts them singing “Away in a Manger” accompanied by piano, and then bolts offstage to look for the HERDMANS)

TRACK 37 (music “Away in a Manger”)

GRACE AWAY IN A MANGER


KIDS & GRACE (NO HERDMANS) NO CRIB FOR A BED

(the KIDS stop singing and hum under following lines until RALPH and IMOGENE appear)

ALICE (whispers loudly to BETH)

I knew this would happen. Those Herdmans chickened out. Now we don’t have a Mary or a Joseph. What are we supposed to do now?

(RALPH and IMOGENE appear on the opposite side of the stage from where GRACE went)

BETH Quiet. Here they come.

(IMOGENE and RALPH step onto the stage, stare out at audience amazed that they are in front of all these people…GRACE steps out from where she left and nods at them…after a few moments of silence, they speak to each other, making up dialogue…it’s not stilted…it’s genuine)

IMOGENE/MARY Oh, Joseph, I don’t know what to do. There’s no bed for our little baby.

RALPH/JOSEPH Yes, there is, Mary. This barn’s full of hay.

(he pats the soft hay in the manger) Look! It’s soft, like a mattress.

(GRACE, IVY--and any other ANGELS that might have been added--and ELMER, CHARLIE, and TEDDY hum one verse of “Silent Night” under the following dialogue)

TRACK 38 (music: “Silent Night”)

ALICE Mary and Joseph aren’t supposed to talk.

BETH Why not? They’re trying to decide what’s best for the baby.

(IMOGENE puts baby Jesus on her shoulder and starts patting his back)


ALICE Look at that! She’s burping Jesus. That’s just not right.

BETH Maybe he has colic and is fussy just like any other baby.

ALICE But he’s not any other baby.

(IMOGENE puts baby in the manger and a star lights up above their heads…if it hasn’t stopped already, humming stops)

IVY And in that region, there were shepherds in the field, keeping watch over their flocks by night. When lo, an angel of the Lord appeared to them.

TRACK 39 (music: harp arpeggio)

(everyone looks stage right for GLADYS)

IVY Lo! An angel of the Lord appeared to them.

TRACK 40 (music: harp arpeggio) (everyone looks stage left)

IVY (loudly)

An angel of the Lord!

[SFX: footsteps and crash box]

TRACK 41 (music: piano low tremolo) (GLADYS appears, either knocking down kids or leaping on the stage or above the manger)

GLADYS/ANGEL Hey everybody! Unto you a child is born. His name is Jesus and he’s in the barn. Wanna see him?

(the SHEPHERDS, afraid of GLADYS, frantically shake their heads no)


GLADYS/ANGEL Come on! Come on!

(the SHEPHERDS get up and move to the manger…music transitions to “We Three Kings”)

IVY And Wise Men came from the East to worship the newborn baby.

TRACK 42 (music: “We Three Kings”)

KIDS WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE BEARING GIFTS, WE TRAVERSE AFAR FIELD AND FOUNTAIN MOOR AND MOUNTAIN FOLLOWING YONDER STAR

(the THREE WISE MEN walk stiffly on as the KIDS sing…they turn, point, and freeze on “following yonder star...”the music plays another verse…KIDS hum under the following dialogue)

ALICE Look at them. They’re not moving.

BETH They’re scared.

ALICE They should be. Look what they’re wearing. They look like Trick or Treat.

(BOB appears in his bathrobe with a towel wrapped around his head like a turban…BOB starts singing a capella, snapping his fingers and swinging the beat)

BOB OH STAR OF WONDER, STAR OF NIGHT COME ON GUYS LET’S GET THIS RIGHT

(THREE WISE MEN join BOB, harmonizing on “perfect light”)

BOB & THREE WISE MEN WESTWARD LEADING STILL PROCEEDING GUIDE US TO THY PERFECT LIGHT TRACK 43


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ALICE What have they got? I bet it’s something awful.

BETH Like what?

ALICE Like a burnt offering. You know the Herdmans.

IVY And the Wise Men were bearing gifts.

LEROY (holds up box)

We got mashed potatoes!

CLAUDE (holds up can)

Pork ’n’ beans!

OLLIE (struggles to lift ham)

And a big ol’ ham!

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BETH That’s the Herdmans’ entire food basket from the church.

ALICE What happened to the gold, frankincense, and myrrh?

BETH This is better. Much better!

RALPH/JOSEPH Hey look, Mary! It’s the Three Wise Guys and, uh—

BOB Bob.

IMOGENE/MARY Thank you, Wise Guys and Bob, for bringing my family a ham.


RALPH We can live on this for a whole month.

ALICE What’s that sticking out of the corner of the basket? That white thing?

BETH It looks like a diaper.

IMOGENE/MARY (holds up the diaper)

And this is something we can really use.

ALICE That’s gross.

(THREE WISE MEN sit down)

ALICE Why are the Wise Men sitting down? They’re supposed to leave.

BETH I guess they’re hungry. Besides, you wouldn’t expect them to just show up, hand over the ham and leave. They came a long way!

(music intro begins the last phrase of “Silent Night”)

TRACK 44 #16 ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS

RALPH/JOSEPH Look, little baby Jesus is getting sleepy.

(IMOGENE puts her finger to her lips and gives the group a gentle ”shhhh!” as they all gather close to IMOGENE/MARY to look at the baby)

IMOGENE (a capella)

ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS WHEN THE WIND WAS STILL A STAR CAME OUT ABOVE A LONELY HILL ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS THERE WAS NOT A SOUND TO BREAK THE PEACE ON THE COLD HARD GROUND


TRACK 45 (accompaniment enters)

IMOGENE ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS ALL THE WORLD LOOKED DOWN ON A PEACEFUL TOWN CRADLED IN SNOW AND A YELLOW MOON CAST A GLOW THAT FOUND ALL THE MEN AND BEASTS HUDDLED BELOW

IMOGENE & RALPH ’ROUND A SWEET LITTLE BABY LYING IN A MANGER LOOKING UP AT STRANGERS WITH GIFTS IN THEIR HANDS NOT KNOWING HE WAS MEANT TO BE THE HOPE OF HUMANITY BORN TO BRING SOME HARMONY TO A TROUBLED LAND

HERDMANS ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS ALL THE WORLD LOOKED DOWN ON THAT PEACEFUL TOWN CRADLED IN SNOW AND A YELLOW MOON CAST A GLOW THAT FOUND ALL THE MEN AND BEASTS HUDDLED BELOW

HERDMANS & KIDS ’ROUND A SWEET LITTLE BABY LYING IN A MANGER LOOKING UP AT STRANGERS WHO CAME FROM AFAR JUST A CHILD LIKE YOU AND ME FULL OF HOPE AND FULL OF NEED OR WAS HE JUST A RESTLESS SEED FROM A WANDERIN’ STAR


ALL ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS

IMOGENE ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS

(IMOGENE bends over and kisses the baby)

IVY And on that night, all was calm and all was bright.

(the cast freezes as the light frames them all in a final pose) [SFX: a chime sounds as a star lights up or twinkles overhead] (REVEREND HOPKINS comes onto the stage, clearly moved)

REVEREND HOPKINS Thank you to all the children and Mrs. Bradley. That was…that was something—

(he’s going to say “else” but GLADYS, as the Angel of the Lord, appears over the top of the manger…she likes being the star of the show…the kids all break their poses to look at GLADYS)

GLADYS Hey, everybody! Unto us a child is born!

REVEREND HOPKINS (smiling up at GLADYS)

Let there be joy in the world!

TRACK 46 #17 LET THERE BE JOY

(KIDS sing as they remove costume parts, run off to the sides of the stage—some clonking each other…or just generally goofing around with that “We did it!” energy)

ALL KIDS LET THERE BE JOY JOY JOY JOY IN THE WORLD LET THERE BE PEACE LET THERE BE JOY IN EVERY GIRL IN EVERY BOY LET THERE BE JOY JOY JOY JOY


ALL KIDS (CON’T) IN THE WORLD

(at intervals in the song, the music vamps, allowing the following vignettes to occur, as the cast merges on stage to form the final tableau--CHURCH LADIES rush onto the stage where the KIDS are already goofing around, while REVEREND HOPKINS tries to get them to stay on the stage for a photo…he has the camera with a flash…each vignette ends with a camera flash)

BETTY (clutching a handkerchief)

Could you believe that was Imogene Herdman up there? She had me in tears.

LUANNE The kids are just so darn cute.

CONNIE And that little Gladys brought a lot of spirit to the Angel.

LUANNE Who was the baby Jesus?

CONNIE That was a doll.

BETTY Oh, I don’t think so, Connie. I’m sure I saw his little hand reach for the rattle.

CONNIE Wait till Helen hears about this. I don’t know what she’s going to think.

(HELEN rolls up in a wheelchair)

HELEN It was the best Christmas pageant ever.

(HELEN gestures for GRACE to join her and takes her hand)

HELEN I knew picking Grace was the right decision.

TRACK 47 (music starts)


HELEN COME ONE AND ALL

CHURCH LADIES, HELEN & GRACE AND CELEBRATE THIS DAY WITH THOSE YOU LOVE FROM NEAR AND FAR AWAY REACH OUT YOUR HAND AND WELCOME BACK AGAIN

ALL ONE AND ALL LIKE A LONG LOST FRIEND

(music vamps…CHARLIE running up to LEROY)

CHARLIE Hey, Leroy. Don’t forget your food basket.

LEROY That’s a gift. You don’t take back a gift. Want a candy cane?

CHARLIE Sure.

LEROY (whispers)

I gotta whole bag of ’em hid back here. Come on.

(CHARLIE runs off with LEROY…BOB and BETH join GRACE in another area, hugging her)

BETH Mom, you did it!

BOB There’s my Amazing Grace.

GRACE You’re still in your bathrobe.

BOB I’ve talked to the Herdmans and we’re forming a singing group and taking it on the road. The Three Wise Guys and Bob.

(GRACE laughs and kisses BOB on the cheek…camera flash…during this ALICE joins them taking BETH’s hand)

GRACE, BOB, BETH & ALICE LET THERE BE PEACE LET THERE BE JOY IN EVERY GIRL AND EVERY BOY


GRACE, BOB, BETH & ALICE (CON’T) LET THERE BE JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY IN THE WORLD

(lights up on the HERDMANS and REVEREND HOPKINS who is trying to corral them back with the rest of the cast take a group picture)

REVEREND HOPKINS Thank you, kids, for joining our pageant. I have to say, we’ll miss you next year.

RALPH Don’t worry. From now on, we’re doing the Christmas pageant every year.

GLADYS But next year, I’m playing Mary.

IMOGENE Yeah! The heck you will!

(GRACE steps between GLADYS and IMOGENE as they lunge for each other)

GRACE SO LIFT YOUR HEARTS AND DO NOT TURN AWAY FROM THOSE IN NEED WHO MAY HAVE GONE ASTRAY

ALL REACH OUT YOUR HAND AND WELCOME BACK AGAIN ONE AND ALL LIKE A LONG LOST FRIEND

(final tableau: The BRADLEYS and REVEREND HOPKINS upstage—GRACE and BETH as angels, BOB and CHARLIE as shepherds…the HERDMANS and OTHER KIDS scuffle to get the best spot…the final pose as GLADYS poses in the back with arms held high)

ALL ECHO LET THERE BE LOVE LET THERE BE LOVE LET THERE BE JOY LET THERE BE JOY IN EVERY GIRL IN EVERY GIRL IN EVERY BOY IN EVERY BOY LET THERE BE JOY JOY JOY JOY


ALL (CON’T) ECHO (CON’T) JOY JOY IN THE WORLD LET THERE BE JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY IN THE WORLD IN THE WORLD IN THE WORLD

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THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVERTHE MUSICALBOOK & LYRICS BY

Jahnna BeechamMUSIC & LYRICS BY

Malcolm HillgartnerBASED ON THE PLAY BY BARBARA ROBINSON


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we could count on

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3b. Herdman Entrancefrom "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever:The Musical" Music by Malcolm Hillgartner

Lyrics by Hillgartner and Beecham

PIANO/VOCAL SCORE

CUE: BETH & IVY"You're perfect."

3c. Herdman Shoppingfrom "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever:The Musical"

CUE: RALPH: "Let's go shopping!"

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Music by Malcolm HillgartnerLyrics by Hillgartner and Beecham

PIANO/VOCAL SCORE

CUE: ELMER "Run, Charlie, Run!"CHARLIE "Nooooooo!"

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:CHARLIE

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HERDMANS:

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:CHARLIE



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..œœ jœœ ˙Sun day School!

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PIANO/VOCAL SCORE

CUE: BETH "Mom! I needto talk to you!"

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PIANO/VOCAL SCORE

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PIANO/VOCAL SCORE

CUE: BOB "...I still have to go?"GRACE "Yes"

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11. Die Herod Die!from "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever:The Musical" Music by M. Hillgartner


PIANO/VOCAL SCORE

CUE: GLADYS "...something straight outta Action Comics!"

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GLADYS:

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œb œ œ œn ˙I'm gon na sing!

ALICE: "Is she kidding?"

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ALICE: "Uh-oh..."

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KIDS:


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Die, He rod, die!

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Die, He rod, die!


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Ó ÓRALPH: "Hey, who's playing Herod?"


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Cue to Continue: Charlie "Nooooo!"

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Ó Œ ŒWISEMEN: "Hey, Herod!"

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œb œ œ jœ œ jœCome on, boys, we got ta

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job to do.

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That guy is toast!


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CHARLIE: "I'm not Herod!"GRACE: "No one is going to be Herod!"

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f

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Die, He rod, die!

:ALL KIDS (except CHARLIE)


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∑CHARLIE: "They're gonna kill me!" GRACE: "There's no Herod!"


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Die, He rod, die!


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BETTY: "What's going on?" GRACE: "We're rehearsing, Betty."


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F

Œ Œ ‰ œ œ œbI'm gon na

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Bb Eb F

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œ œ œ œb œ ‰ jœœbbburn down the Inn. We'll

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tie up He rod,

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ring that bell! It's

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Die, He rod, die!

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BETTY:

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hap pens Christ mas

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jœœ

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have n't got a

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bas ket for the

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[TRACK 34]

œœ œ œ œ œ

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[GUITAR - Country-Style Finger Picking. Improvise to Taste]

˙ ˙

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Gently Rolling Folk Feel q = 80

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GLADYS:

œœ œ œ œ œ

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˙ ˙

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box of mashed po ta toes,


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CUE: GLADYS "I'm not. I just want to look at it."

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‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ Œ

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:GLADYS

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