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18 The Bakersfield Californian Thursday, June 30, 2011
Eye StreetEditor Jennifer Self | Phone 395-7434 | e-mail [email protected]
BY ASHLEY FISCHERContributing writer
Hot dogs, fireworks, family,friends and the nationalpastime: Is there anything
more American than that? But justto make sure they’ve covered allthe bases, the Bakersfield Blazeare throwing in apple pie for aperfectly patriotic evening at theteam’s game and fireworks showat Sam Lynn Ball Park on Sunday.
And the team’s general managersaid they’ve been stocking up onfireworks for an explosive 10 to 12minutes of “bombs bursting in air.”
“It’ll be a pretty decent-sizedshow,” said General Manager Eliz-abeth Martin.
“Typically, we do fireworks oncea month on a Friday for our FanFridays. But after this one, we’renot doing any other shows in July.We’ve stockpiled all of the fire-works.
“This show is also beingfinanced by the mayor, so we canhave a larger show than usual. ...We’re more than happy to workwith the mayor and the city tomake sure that Bakersfield stillgets a good Fourth of July, or inthis case, July 3rd show.”
Traditionally, the Blaze play ahome game on either July 3 or 4,but the post-game fireworks showis a relatively new addition theteam’s owners added to ensurethat the people of Bakersfield stillgot a healthy dose of pyrotechnicssince the city discontinued itsown long-running fireworks showat Bakersfield College.
And as someone who definitelyunderstands the importance offireworks as part of a Fourth ofJuly celebration (“When I was instill in junior high, I once told myparents they were un-Americanfor making us leave a party beforethe fireworks,” she laughed), Mar-tin helped ensure that even thosefireworks fans who don’t attendthe game can stop by and enjoy
the show.“For folks who can’t or don’t
want to come out to the game, itcosts $5 to park in the parking lotand watch,” she said.
Martin suggests that those justcoming for the fireworks arriveapproximately an hour and a halfafter the game starts to make surethey get there in plenty of time to
catch the entire display. She also suggests that fans who
want to come out and root for thehome team get their tickets early,since this is the one game of theyear certain to sell out.
But what really hits it out of thepark for Martin is the opportunityto provide families with a fun, safeway to spend an evening together
and to help continue America’slongtime love affair with baseball.
“It’s great when you come outhere. You get to see the sun set,and then the lights come up. Youhear the crack of the bat, andsmell the smell of the hot dogscooking, and the grill going;there’s kids running around in thekid zone — the whole atmosphere
feels completely American to me.It’s what we do as a country whenwe go to baseball games.
“Oh, and to get the apple pie inthere,” she added, “that night ourbooster club will be holding itsannual bake sale. Baseball, hotdogs, fireworks, and apple pie — Idon’t think you can get muchmore American than that.”
IndexOscar Whittington tribute and benefit . . . . . . . .20Fort Tejon Historical Park July 4th celebration . .21‘Star Spangled Patriotic Blast!’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .22The Lowdown with Matt Munoz . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24Cinema Saturday presents ‘Jaws’ . . . . . . . . . . . . .25First Friday . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .26‘Transformers’ movie review . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .27Calendar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .28-31
Blaze ’n’ saddles for 4thBaseball game withfireworks, bull ridingtop local July 4 plans
COURTESY OF MILLER PHOTO
Now in its 12th year, the Benz Bad Bulls competition helps ring in the 4th in Tehachapi.
“It's great when you come out here. ... You hear the crack of the bat, and smell the smell of the hotdogs cooking, and the grill going; there’s kids running around in the kid zone — the whole atmosphere
feels completely American to me. It’s what we do as a country when we go to baseball games.”
— Elizabeth Martin, Bakersfield Blaze general manager
Thursday, June 30, 2011 The Bakersfield Californian 19
Eye Street
From the bullpen to the bullsAnother long-celebrated American tra-
dition is our love of cowboys, cowgirls andthe Wild West. Helping to ensure that Cali-fornia’s “Western way of life” continues tothrive long after the days of Manifest Des-tiny and the Pony Express, is the TehachapiMountain Rodeo Association, which holdsits annual Benz Bad Bulls Professional BullRiding Competition on the Fourth of Julyeach year.
The Benz Bad Bulls competition, now inits 12th year, has become a tradition formany families, including Heidi Tully whocommutes with her family from theirhome in Bakersfield each year to watch therodeo, which is followed by the city ofTehachapi’s fireworks show.
“We’ve had a standing-room only crowdfor the last three years,” said Tully, who hasserved as the rodeo secretary for the TMRAfor the past five years. “The gates open at 4,and the show starts at 6. And then, general-ly what happens is 95 percent of the peoplewho come, stay and watch the city’s fire-works show, which starts at 9 o’clock. It’sgotten to the point now that my kids loveto come and watch the bulls. It’s also justnice and relaxing to sit and watch the fire-works show afterward without having todrive anywhere. It’s also a nice chance toget out and escape the Bakersfield heat.”
In case you’ve never been to a bull-rid-
ing competition before, the way it works isfairly simple: Each of the 40 cowboys par-ticipating are randomly paired with a bull.They attempt to hold on to their massive,spinning, kicking, 2,000-pound steed for agrand total of 8 seconds. Both the bull andrider are awarded points in various cate-gories, with a possible maximum of 100points. According to Tully, last year, onlyfive riders managed to meet the minimum8-second requirement.
“It’s man versus 2,000-pound beast,”said Tully. “It really is exciting — it’s a pureadrenaline rush watching someone tryingto stay on top of this huge animal for 8 sec-onds.”
In addition to the thrill of watching manattempt to solidify his position as ruler ofthe animal kingdom, there will be foodvendors there as well as vendors sellingjewelry, Western wear and other crafts.
Most of all, Tully and the rest of theTMRA want to make sure they providefamilies with an evening that providesplenty of “bang” for their buck.
“We really try to give people a good valueprice-wise. Our tickets are $10 and $12apiece. We really do our best to try andoffer a great family value and a lot of enter-tainment. We keep our concession costsdown, so you can come out and do some-thing fun with your family but not breakthe bank.”
FridayIndependence Day Celebration, food,
prizes, carnival booths, watermelon-
eating contest, dunk tank and
fireworks, 5 to 8 p.m., Emeritus at
Bakersfield, 8100 Westwold Drive. 663-
8400. (See the story on Page 28)
SaturdayFireworks, 9 p.m., at the end of
Engineer Point, Lake Isabella. 760-379-
5236.
Fourth of July Barbecue, with
activities for children, musical
entertainment, fireworks at the end,
begins at 4 p.m., "Nuui Cunni" Native
American Cultural Center, 2600
Highway 155, Lake Isabella. Bring a
chair. 760-549-0800.
Star Spangled Spectacular FamilyFun Day, sponsored by the Kiwanis
Club of Delano, with music, food,
activities for the whole family, 4 to 9
p.m., with fireworks show at 9:15 p.m.
Saturday, Delano Memorial Park, South
Lexington, Delano. 725-1286.
Wild West Show, with The Tombstone
Law Dawgs Old West re-enactment
gunfighter group, 11 a.m. and 2 p.m.
Saturday and Sunday, Silver City Ghost
Town, 3829 Lake Isabella Blvd., Bodfish.
$5.50 adults; $4.50 for children 12 and
under, children 5 and under are free.
760-379-5146.
Bakersfield Speedway, annual firework
extravaganza show featuring Modifieds,
Hobby Stocks, American Stocks, NMRA,
gates open at 4:30 p.m.; races begin at
6 p.m., Bakersfield Speedway, 5001 N.
Chester Ave. $18 adults; $7 ages 6-12;
under 5 free. bakersfieldspeedway.com
or call 393-3373.
SundayBakersfield Blaze vs. Inland Empire66ers, 7:45 p.m. with a fireworks show
to follow the game, Sam Lynn Ball Park,
4009 Chester Ave. $7 to $9; for
fireworks show only: $5 for parking
(the team suggests parking about an
hour and a half after the game starts).
bakersfieldblaze.com or 716-HITS.
Annual 4th of July Celebration,festivities begin with a barbecue at 6
p.m.; fireworks program begins at 9
p.m., Shafter High School, Football Field,
526 Mannel Ave., Shafter. 746-2600.
MondayTehachapi Community Orchestra,annual Pops Under the Stars Concert,
with fireworks show, 7 p.m., Coy
Burnett Football Stadium, East
Tehachapi Boulevard, Tehachapi. 821-
7511.
Bad Bulls Riding Tour, gates open at 4
p.m., riding begins at 6 p.m., fireworks
9 p.m., Tehachapi Rodeo Grounds, 415
N. Dennison St., Tehachapi. $12 adults;
$10 active military, seniors, children 5-
12; $4 parking. 557-7336 or
tehachapiprorodeo.com.
1856 Fourth of July Celebration, living
history demonstrations of Army life at
Fort Tejon, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., Fort Tejon
State Historic Park, off Interstate 5 just
north of Lebec. $5 adults; $3 children;
children under 6 are free. Picnic lunch
is recommended; park has no food
concessions. 248-6692. (See story onPage 21)
PATRIOTIC WEEKEND
FELIX ADAMO / THE CALIFORNIAN
Fireworks will be on display at several locations in Kern County during the weekend.
20 The Bakersfield Californian Thursday, June 30, 2011
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BY MATT MUNOZBakotopia.com editor
Photos, memorabilia, keep-sakes: It took a fire onlymoments to destroy what it
took Bakersfield Sound fiddleplayer Oscar Whittington a life-time to collect when the musi-cian watched helplessly as hismobile home burned to theground earlier this month.
But beyond being thankful thathe escaped unscathed, Whitting-ton is grateful a few of his belong-ings made it out as well, includ-ing his prized five-string fiddle.
“That was the most importantthing to me,” he said of theinstrument, saved by a friendwho was outside and noticed thefire. “I said, ‘Don’t get excited!’And we were gone. Then shehanded it to me. She must’ve justgrabbed it on the way out.”
Whittington and his friend hadjust returned to his east Bakers-field mobile home after grabbinga milkshake. Whittington, 83, wasdrifting off to sleep when hisfriend rushed in to alert him tothe fire.
According to Whittington’s son,Joe, a local attorney, a truck in hisfather’s driveway had caught fire,and the flames spread. And whilecircumstances surrounding thefire are being investigated forinsurance purposes, Whitting-ton’s son said that arson has beenruled out. The musician, wholives on a fixed income, is livingwith his sister until other accom-modations can be arranged.
“When I arrived, he was just sit-ting there with a stare of disbeliefon his face,” Joe Whittington said.“He lost just about everything hehad in that place, but we salvagedwhat we could — mostly justsome memorabilia and photos.”
After news of Whittington’s lossbegan to circulate, friends andfellow musicians sprang intoaction, planning a tribute concertand benefit to help the agingicon. The show is scheduled fornext Thursday, July 7, at BuckOwens’ Crystal Palace.
The outpouring of support hastouched Whittington, who hasbeen living a relatively quiet lifeaway from the spotlight afteryears playing alongside leg-endary country pickers like BillWoods, Buck Owens and HankThompson, among countlessothers of the genre.
“I didn’t realize how manyfriends I had until this hap-pened,” said Whittington. “It real-ly makes me feel good.”
Longtime friend and guitaristTommy Hays, working feverishlyto organize the show, said he andhis fellow musicians felt a strongobligation to come to the aid ofWhittington, whom they hold inhigh regard.
“It’s simple. Musicians — we allwanna help each other out anddo something. Oscar’s a realdecent guy. I knew his dad and allof his brothers. Everybody loveshim.”
Hays and Whittington go wayback, to the 1940s, when the twoyoung musicians earned a livingplaying The Blackboard andLucky Spot, among other localnightclubs, as well as the occa-sional road show. Soon theywould join a group of otheryoung hot shots, who would cre-ate a genre of music, later to becoined the Bakersfield Sound.
“I started Tommy Hays and theWestern Swingsters in 1947, andOscar was in the original band.We were both young and goodlookin’ and had a lot of fun. Oscarsure was a prankster,” Hays said.“We were all trying to make nick-el back then — Buck, Merle andRed Simpson, all of us. My bandmade $10.50 each a night. Thatwas union scale for a full nine-piece band at weddings, rodeosand store openings.”
Whittington made a name forhimself with his own band, per-forming and recording through-out the ‘50s. Whittington’s sonfished in his pocket during arecent interview for his iPhoneand cued up a rare gem called“Louisiana Swing,” recorded byhis father in 1954 with countrysinger Bud Hobbs for MGMRecords. The recording, whichcan still be found for downloadonline, features Whittington andJelly Sanders on fiddle, Bill Woodson piano, and Buck Owens onguitar, all in the prime of their
youth. The song is regarded bymany as the first recorded docu-mentation of the BakersfieldSound. While memories of thesession may be a little foggy toWhittington, the sound of hisplaying reminds him of advicehis father Claude used to offer up.
“Play that bow smooth. It’s theonly way to put your soul into it.”
Plans for the July 7 concert aregrowing by the day, according toHays, with musicians calling inwith offers to help. In addition toplenty of music, there will be araffle for autographed guitarsand CDs donated by Hays andother featured performers.
Among the confirmed talentwill be local country groups Val-ley Fever and The MooseheadBand, plus an all-star cast of spe-cial guests throughout theevening, including Hays, RedSimpson, Theresa Spanke, Bar-bara Cheatwood, musiciansBrian Lonbeck, Pat Bannister,Mark Yeary, Mike Hall, RandySears, slide guitarist Larry Petreeand many others.
“You never know who’s gonnashow up,” said Hays. “Some aretraveling all the way fromNashville.”
Hays said a full house is expect-ed and advised calling for reser-vations. All proceeds from theevent will go directly to Whitting-ton, who is trying to start over.
“My dad has such a positiveattitude about all this,” said theyounger Whittington. “We’re allproud of him.”
Musicians rally forbenefit after fire
Swinging into action for friendOscar Whittingtontribute and benefit When: Doors open at 5 p.m.,
show at 7 p.m. July 7
Where: Buck Owens’ Crystal
Palace, 2800 Buck Owens
Blvd.
Admission: Free with
donations being accepted at
door
Information: 328-7560 or
buckowens.com
“I didn't realize how many friends I had until this happened. It really makes me feel good.”— Oscar Whittington
CASEY CHRISTIE / THE CALIFORNIAN
Bakersfield Sound pioneer Oscar Whittington tunes his fiddle.
PHOTO COURTESY OF KERN COUNTY MUSEUM
Oscar Whittington and Tommy Hays sing at the Beardsley Ballroom,which burned down in 1950.
Thursday, June 30, 2011 The Bakersfield Californian 21
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BY JENNIFER SELFCalifornian lifestyles editor
If you’ve always meant to head outto Fort Tejon to party like a pio-neer for the Fourth of July, you’d
better get a move on because the his-toric state park is about to run out ofdays — Independence or otherwise.
Unless something truly magicalhappens to shore up the state budget— or a savior shows up with a big wadof cash — the park is set to close ayear from now.
“Unfortunately, it’s still on the clo-sure list,” said Kathy Weatherman,superintendent for the Tehachapidistrict of the state parks department.“It’s such a popular living history pro-gram. I’ve had a lot of school kidswrite me a letter begging us not toclose the park. One letter in particularstands out, from a kid that said heand his cousin cried night and day.”
Fort Tejon, which opened in 1854,sprawls over 1,200 acres and includessix historic buildings and three outbuildings.
The fort, mainly a home base forsoldiers fighting American Indiantribes, closed in the waning monthsof the Civil War in 1864. The land fellinto private hands until the 1930s,when the Tejon Ranch corporationdeeded about 250 acres to the state,according to Bill Picking, interpretiveassistant at the park.
Visitors on Monday will see volun-teers re-create mid-19th-century lifeon the fort, from working a black-smith forge to making candles anddoing laundry. Even the finer pointsof carpentry will be demonstrated.
“They didn’t rely as heavily onscrews and nails,” Picking said. “I’mnot knocking carpenters at all, butyou really had to be a skilled carpen-ter back then, using dowels, tongueand groove and other techniques thatyou don’t think about anymore.”
The high point of the day will be thefiring of one or two of the fort’scanons at noon, 31 times to signifyCalifornia’s status as the 31st state.
“Then after that’s done, we’ll havefamily-friendly period games — tugof war, sack races, pie-eating contestsand watermelon seed spitting,” saidPicking, who noted the fort will bedecorated for the holiday in the patri-otic style of its mid-1850s heyday.
But echoes of the past are evidentnot just on the Fourth but every day— sunup to sundown — whichmakes the fort’s imminent closure allthe more difficult to accept for thosewho love it.
“For me personally, because it’s his-
torical, it tells the story of Californiahistory,” Weatherman said. “Our kids,as they grow up, aren’t going to getthat piece of California history that’svital.”
Weatherman holds out hope that asolution can be found, likely in theform of a partnership. Any interestfrom a certain gigantic land companythat just happens to be a neighbor?
“Tejon Ranch is right across thestreet,” Weatherman noted. But she’sheard of no inquiries from the com-pany or anyone else, for that matter.
If the worst-case scenario happensnext July and the park closes, Weath-erman fears for the fate of the build-ings and notes that the location of thepark, nestled amid arid ranchlandsouth of Bakersfield, is vulnerable towildfires.
“The department looks at different
factors. You could have a caretakerstatus, making sure the structuresdon’t get vandalized and that there’sno theft,” Weatherman said. “Or youcould have full closure, where youlock the key and don’t come back fortwo or three years.
“And you can’t fence it.”In addition to Fort Tejon, one of 70
state parks on the chopping block,other endangered locations inWeatherman’s district are Tule ElkState Natural Reserve, Antelope Val-ley Indian Museum, SaddlebackButte State Park and ProvidenceMountain State Recreation Area.
“I’m not going to give up. Every dayI get the word out.”
Still, if you’ve neglected the nearbyfort’s unique piece of California histo-ry for too long, the Fourth would beas good a time as any to head south.
“If you don’t get out to Fort Tejon tosee Fort Tejon, you won’t be able tosee Fort Tejon,” Picking said.
Facing closure, parkhosts holiday family fun
Last historical hurrahon 4th for Fort Tejon?
1856 Fourth of JulyCelebrationWhat: Living history
demonstrations of Army life
When: 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday
Where: Fort Tejon State Historic
Park, off Interstate 5 just north of
Lebec.
Admission: $5 adults; $3
children; children under 6 are
free.
Information: Picnic lunch is
recommended; park has no food
concessions. 248-6692. But if
you can’t make it on Monday, the
park is open from sunrise to
sunset seven days a week year-
round, with the exception of
Christmas and New Year’s Day.
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BY STEFANI DIASCalifornian assistant lifestyles editor
This Fourth of July weekend guaranteespyrotechnics around the county, but ifyour idea of fireworks is a piano player
with a short fuse, head to the Gaslight Melo-drama for Warren Dobson’s “Star SpangledPatriotic Blast!”
The eponymous performer is theGaslight’s musical director and the manwho wrote, directed and is performing inthe show, opening Friday. The production isthe first of its kind for the theater.
“This is the first time we’ve done a specificpatriotic show around the Fourth of July.Linda (Larma, Gaslight co-owner,)approached me to write this, along the linesof my other shows.”
In nearly six years with the theater, Dob-son has written many revues and fiveunique shows of his own. “Blast!” is similarin theme to something he put together lastyear for First Assembly of God, albeit a littlezanier.
When asked to describe the show, the cre-ator responded with the explosive power ofa firecracker: “It’s about America!”
He said the patriotic revue is a hugemusical tribute to our nation and whatmakes it great, from our service membersto the individuality of the 50 states.
“This show is just as exciting as thesparklers but without the hazards.”
Dobson said that he jokingly proposedmaking the show more explosive, butcooler heads prevailed.
“I wanted to have fireworks, but theywere afraid I’d burn the place down.”
What the show will have is a gut-bustingcollection of red, white and blue standardslike “America the Beautiful,” “Yankee Doo-dle Dandy,” “This Land is Your Land” and“You’re a Grand Old Flag.”
“It’s a patriotic show with some greatsingers and a fantastic tap dancer.”
That dancer is Kimberly Slikker, whoteaches at Linda Larma and DaughtersAcademe of Dance. Also giving voice tothe show are Cheryl Toews, Randy Toewsand Alison Groves.
Unlike the usual Gaslight shows — witha main show, vaudeville revue and twointermissions — “Blast!” will run about anhour and a half with one 15-minute inter-mission. Dobson said it will also differ inanother key way.
“Gaslight shows are known for cheeringthe hero and booing the villain. As usual,audience participation is encouraged, butthere will be no villains to boo, so therebetter not be any booing in this show!”
There are bound to be many cheers,including a moment to pay tribute to vet-erans and service members in the audi-ence. For a lucky few stationed in Japanwith Dobson’s nephew, who’s in the AirForce, they’ll get a free show via the Inter-
net.“I’m setting up my laptop and will Skype
the concert to him.” Whether watching overseas or in the
theater, there will be plenty of entertain-ment. With so many numbers and frivoli-ty, Dobson had a hard time narrowingdown his favorite part.
“I love every second of it. That doesn’thelp you a bit ...”
He did settle on a rollicking medley thattakes guests on a “tour of the entire UnitedStates in 16 minutes.”
The whirlwind tour — “if you trace it ona map, you’d get dizzy” — includes stopsin New York, Louisiana, Kansas and amemorable moment in Texas.
“My favorite song from the medley isLyle Lovett’s ‘That’s Right (You’re Not fromTexas).’’’
Heading west from the Lone Star State,the singers leave their hearts in San Fran-cisco and love L.A. before ending upamong the “Streets of Bakersfield,” leadingeveryone in a rendition of “This Land IsYour Land.”
“We always, always end up back in Bak-ersfield. All roads lead to Bakersfield,which is kind of true.”
That’s true for Dobson, who brieflyheaded to the Pacific Northwest beforereturning to town, as well as others he’smet during his travels.
“When I was living in New Jersey, therewas a couple in Brooklyn. They grew up in
Brooklyn but had briefly lived in Bakers-field in an apartment off of Real Road.”
Despite a brief departure, Dobson is arecognizable local fixture, having workedat nearly every theater in town as well asperforming at Shafter MennoniteBrethren and First Assembly, Canyon HillsAssembly and Valley Baptist churches.
It’s the local exposure (and catchy lyrics)that keep him noticed around town.
“I’m more well-known than I realize. Ihad a song, ‘It Never Snows in Bakersfield,’in a Christmas show. I was walking andsome man sang that to me. I guess it was ahit if old men come back and quote it tome.”
“Blast!” may have people humming thetunes long after the show, consideringhow patriotic Bakersfield is, Dobson said.
“Bakersfield has a very patriotic kind ofpeople. They respect America, they appre-ciate it and they love it.”
Dobson said he’s definitely playing tothe crowd with this show.
“It’s fun and funny. Fun for the wholefamily. It’s a very rah-rah America event.Come on out and wave some flags andsing some songs.”
Have a ‘Blast!’ this weekendGaslight embraces spirit of4th with patriotic musical
Don’t forget the snacksNo trip to the Gaslight would be
complete without something from the
Moosehead Lounge, the theater’s
concession stand. For this show,
Dobson recommends some traditional
choices.
“What could be more American than
hot dogs and popcorn?”
He also recommends Drumsticks and
other ice cream, which he said was
able to enjoy during a previous
performance.
“In the last show, part of the script
allowed me to eat ice cream at the
piano.”
And if those don’t tickle your taste
buds, he has one more suggestion:
giant pickles.
“Giant pickles. I’m obsessed with
those pickles and I don’t know why. I
tried to make a Nativity out of pickles
with a gherkin for baby Jesus.”
Warren Dobson’s ‘Star Spangled Patriotic Blast!’When: 7 p.m. Friday and Saturday;
also runs July 8 and 9
Where: Gaslight Melodrama Theatre &
Music Hall, 12748 Jomani Drive
Admission: $12 to $23
Information: 587-3377
“We always, always end up back in Bakersfield. All roads lead to Bakersfield, which is kind of true.”— Warren Dobson, creator of “Star Spangled Patriotic Blast!”
PHOTO COURTESY OF MICHAEL PRINCE
“Star Spangled Patriotic Blast!” writer and director Warren Dobson gets into the spiritof the show, which opens this weekend at the theater.
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24 The Bakersfield Californian Thursday, June 30, 2011
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Latin rockers Velorio may beBakersfield’s most environ-mentally conscious band.
Putting together plans for anambitious summer tour of theMidwest, the sextet has their gigsin a row, according to percussion-ist Adrian Nevarez.
“We’re hitting Austin, Houston,Kansas City and Chicago. Oncewe’re there, we have three dates inChicago including a spot onUnisono. That’s the climax of thetour. Then we’ll be stoppingthrough Texas again on the wayback.”
That’s a lot of miles, and evenmore grease. Not for lubricatingthe wheels of Greaselda, their eco-friendly 1999 Ford E-450 SuperDuty RV, but for fueling it. Aftermaking a 2010 tour trek aboard theconverted vehicle that runs entire-ly on used kitchen grease, theband ventured through city alleysrequesting contributions fromvarious restaurants.
Bassist Ben Gomez says it wasall about making a deal that could-n’t be refused by both parties.
“We’d walk into restaurants,order a lot of food for the band andoffer to take the used grease offtheir hands. It was good for thembecause it costs restaurants to dis-pose of it. For us, it meant a fulltank.”
Filling the tank using a battery-powered pump and rubber glovesto protect their skin, the band
became so enam-ored with the
RV convert-ed by Port-land-based
companyGrease NotGas they’ve
decided
to purchase it. With more than$4,000 invested into the grease-guzzling home on wheels, the bandhopes to raise another $4,000through a series of pre-tour showsstarting with this Saturday’s bigfundraising shindig at Fishlips.
“We’re half way there,” said leadvocalist Alvaro Caceres. “Touring isreally important for us. The No. 1thing is to play in front of new peo-ple. It’s an opportunity to gain newfans, and being on the road is sucha cool thing to experience.”
If all goes according to schedule,Nevarez has plans to make thevehicle a home away from homefor his band mates, which alsoinclude drummer Jason Blakely,keyboardist Eric Powers and gui-
tarist David Duran — the newestaddition to the lineup.
“We learned a lot from the lasttour. Last time we had no curtains,so it was pretty rough. This time,we’ll be adding a mini-fridge, andbuild in some luxury items likebunk beds and TV station with anXbox. We’re going to be on thelongest tour we’ve been on. Idesigned the bus to fit five, butnow we have to figure out a way tofit six plus a possible extra hand tohelp us out.”
Another way the group has fig-ured out keep their lives in order isby practicing good hygiene. Afterall, six bodies on a bus equals to alot of funk — and not just themusical kind.
“Baby wipes will save your lifeand general household things likeFebreze. The bus will get dirty realquick. Surrounded by all thatgrease, things get kind of ickysometimes. Anti-bacterial wipesare a must,” said Nevarez.
The tour will run from Aug. 17 to28, and, with all things considered,they should return with theirminds intact, and a lot more sto-ries to share.
“Basically, we go into it with themindset that we’re going to be on
the bus with five other people withonly about 5 feet between eachother. Give each other some alonetime and have a positive attitude,”said Nevarez. “Bakersfield’s sceneis a lot more unified than what wesee in other cities. We’d like to makea statement in the places that weplay. Gotta represent your town.”
To help with fundraising efforts,Nevarez added that the band isoffering their entire musical catalogfor $5 at Saturday’s show. Con-densed onto one specially pro-duced CD, it’s another way fans canhelp them get some new wheels.
“It’s a total of 14 tracks, all goingto the cause.”
Also appearing on Saturday willbe Bakersfield band Latin Breezeand DJ Xtraordinair. Admission is$5 before 10 p.m. and $10 after 10p.m. Fishlips is located at 151718th St. For more information call324-2557 or visitveloriomusic.com.
Vans Warped Tour Sunday’s Vans Warped Tour at
Seaside Park in Ventura is anannual ritual for most of Bakers-field. Seventeen years of helpingput up-and-coming bands on theroad and into the minds of kidseverywhere, it’s also the first majortrip for many a young concertgoer.Watching bands like No Doubt,The Vandals, Ozomatli and Weezerperforming within yards of eachother is something you had to seeto believe. This year’s lineup is
eclectic as always, with bands likePepper, 3OH!3, and Against Me,rubbing mosh pits with SimplePlan, Less Than Jake, UnwrittenLaw and tons more. Set times arepicked from a hat the morning ofeach tour stop and posted on agiant inflatable “schedule,” for allto choose from. Pretty rad. Gatesopen at 11 a.m. Seaside Park islocated at 1 Harbor Blvd. in Ventu-ra. Admission is $32 to $40. Formore information visit: van-swarpedtour.com.
Matt’s pickThursday with Colour Revolt
and more at Jerry’s Pizza, 1817Chester Ave., 6 p.m., Thursday,$18, 633-1000.
New Jersey sextet Thursday iscredited with helping break emointo the mainstream with a soundthat encapsulates the genre. Goingat it strong since 1997, Thursdaybecame underground heroes in2001 after signing with post-hard-core band stable, Victory Records.Mixing elements that would fur-ther influence numerous otherbands, they hit a rough spot in ’08after going with current punklabel, Epitaph. Tapped to headlinethe ’09 edition of the popular“Taste of Chaos” tour, they wereleft with half-house crowds. Today,Thursday is back touring the base-ments of their beginnings lookingto build a new underground armyof skinny-jeaned moshers. Highlyrecommended.
Greasing the wheels of touring The Lowdown with Matt Munoz
Velorio shows to fundeco-friendly tour bus
Bakotopia UnpluggedOpen Mic Night With host Matt Munoz
When: 8 to 11 p.m.
Wednesdays. Signups start at
7:30 p.m.
Where: Fishlips, 1517 18th St.
Information: 324-2557 or
visit the Facebook page for
updates.
Matt Munoz is editor of Bakotopia.com, a sister website of
The Californian that devotes itself to promoting Bakersfield’s art
scene. Matt’s column appears every Thursday in Eye Street.
PHOTO COURTESY OF VELORIO
Bakersfield band Velorio’s biofuel tour bus, which they nicknamedGreaselda, runs primarily on recycled kitchen grease.
PHOTO COURTESY OF EPITAPH RECORDS
New Jersey-based rockers Thursday play Thursday at Jerry’s Pizza.
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BY MATT MUNOZBakotopia.com editor
Man-eating shark? Try shark-eatingman when Valentien restaurantturns the tables on the villain of the
granddaddy of all summer blockbusterswith the dinner-and-a-movie screening of“Jaws” on Saturday.
Call it payback for the terror unleashed onthe movie-going public when that dorsal fin,accompanied by the ominous duh-duh-duh theme music, made us jump out of ourskins that summer of 1975.
This time, the hunter becomes the hunt-ed.
“Mako or thresher shark, depending onwhat’s in season,” said co-owner JeramyBrown of the menu’s star attraction. “Wehave a company who ships them inovernight fresh from Santa Barbara. We’llgrill it with some kiwi strawberry habanerosauce over the top.”
Brown added that while red wine mightseem the obvious choice to play off thecrimson waters seen in the film, white goesbetter with shark.
“We have a special wine already pickedout. It’s a French white wine called Alsacefrom east of Paris. It’s a dry Riesling — cleanand has a little sweetness. It’s going to pairbeautifully.”
It’s difficult to explain to a generation thatexpects — even demands — a minimum of13.4 loud action blockbusters every summerjust how fresh and exciting “Jaws” was.
You could call it a game changer, but thatreally isn’t accurate. It created the game.
During its initial release in 1975, “Jaws”was the most horrifying thing to come to themovies ever. Sure, the shark — whom the
filmmakers nicknamed “Bruce” — lookedlike a clumsy piece of rubber once it sur-faced, but it was the suspense that made ussquirm. I was 7 years old when I saw “Jaws”at the old Stockdale Six, and looking backI’m embarrassed to admit just how scared Iwas to even look at water after the experi-ence. I thought there were sharks in the lake,my neighbor’s swimming pool, even in thebathtub.
Then there’s that scene where old BenGardner’s severed head falls out of his cap-sized fishing boat. Gimmee a break. I wasonly a kid. And I’m not alone.
“I hated swimming in the ocean afterseeing ‘Jaws,’” Brown remembered. “Any-thing that touched my feet or leg freakedme out. The music alone was enough forme. Up until then we had scary moviesabout animals that were huge, like giantants or monsters. This was a simple shark,but even though it was big, it was some-thing tangible and something that couldhappen.”
Pablo Alaniz of Bakersfield, who consid-ers “Jaws” one of his all-time favorite films,recalled a time when the mere mention ofthe movie caused him nightmares.
“I must have been about 4 or 5 my firsttime seeing it. I swam about every singleday, but after I saw that movie I couldn’t goin the water. My father even explained tome how logistically there was no way ashark could fit in my grandma’s pool. He
used factoids from the movie the wayRichard Dreyfuss’ character, Matt Hooper,described how big the shark was, and thatthere was no salt water in the pool. Thatwasn’t good enough for me. I didn’t swimfor a year. Even to this day I think about ashark biting me on the foot.”
Alaniz’ fiancée, Lucy Rodriguez, whoplans to attend Saturday’s screening, saidthat paranoia hasn’t been an issue headingto the beach since she and Alaniz havebeen together, but that she’s prepared totake matters into her own hands if it’s war-ranted.
“Next time we go swimming, I’m puttingsome floaties on him, hold his hand andpull him wherever he wants to go. I’m kid-ding.”
Brown encouraged diners to arrive early.“We’ve had great crowds with great peo-
ple. It becomes a very social event. Comeout and have some wine and enjoy it. It’ssomething different than the same oldthing.
The restaurant’s popular Cinema Satur-day series, which kicked off for the seasonin March, matches a gourmet meal andwine pairing with the theme of the fea-tured presentation. The movies are shownin the restaurant’s courtyard and begin atdusk.
“This is our third year doing this,” Brownsaid. “It’s been really consistent and get-ting bigger through word of mouth. You’regoing to see a movie outside on a bigscreen with a great sound system.”
Restaurant showing‘Jaws’ with special dinner
A side order of terror with your mealCinema Saturday presents ‘Jaws’When: Dinner is served after 5 p.m.
and movie begins promptly at dusk
Saturday
Where: Valentien Restaurant and
Wine Bar, 310 Truxtun Ave.
Admission: Free
Information: 864-0397
UNIVERSAL PICTURES
Richard Dreyfuss, left, and Robert Shaw battle the shark in “Jaws.”
To keep track of all the“Jaws” fans, you’re going toneed a bigger boat. To whetyour appetite for Valentien’sscreening, here’s some trivia.See answers on Page 31.1. In the beginning of the
movie, a woman goes swim-
ming. She is attacked by a
shark and killed. What is her
full name?
2. When we first see Quint
he is walking into a pub.
What is the pub called?
Seaside Pub
Lobster Lagoon
Oysters Cove
Whaler’s Tavern
3. Are there waves in the
ocean throughout the entire
movie when people are
swimming?
4. The first time you see
Sean Brody on the beach he
is singing a song. What is
the name of that song?
“Itsy Bitsy Spider”
“Do You Know The Muffin
Man?”
“Hush Little Baby”
“Row, Row, Row Your Boat”
5. In the scene where a
teenage boy is throwing a
stick to his dog, what is the
name of the dog?
6. What is the name of the
little boy who got killed?
7. How does Quint get the
town’s attention when he
enters the town meeting?
Gives off a piercing whistle
Yells for the people to be
quiet
Rakes his nails on the
blackboard
Claps his hands five times
8. How much money does
Quint want to kill the shark?
$100,000
$3,000
$1,000
$10,000
9. Finish this quote by Quint,
“For that much you get the
head, the tail, _______.”
10. After the town meeting,
there is a scene where you
see two men on a dock
trying to catch the shark for
$3,000. The men are using a
piece of meat. What kind of
meat are they using?
Pork Roast
Turkey
Roast Beef
Holiday Roast
11. Who is the Harbor
Master of the island?
12. What is the name of the
island?
13. What does the name of
the island mean?
14. Who was the most
famous fisherman on the
island?
Ray Gardner
Barry Gardner
Tad Gardner
Ben Gardner
15. When Hooper is at the
Brody residence, he tells
Ellen that he was leaving the
next day to spend 18
months on a boat. What is
the name of the boat?
Nautile
Aurora
Jason
Sea Wind
16. When Hooper and Brody
go to perform the autopsy
on the tiger shark, a license
plate was pulled out of the
fish. What did the license
plate read?
North Carolina 852 g 654
Louisiana 007 o 981
Louisiana 753 b 951
New Jersey 339 e 446
17. After the autopsy of the
tiger shark, Hooper and
Brody decide to look for the
real shark. While on the boat
what is Hooper eating?
Pretzels
Cheese curls
Potato chips
Onion rings
18. What city in Australia
was Hooper supposed to go
to?
Melbourne
Sydney
Brisbane
Perth
19. When Brody is about to
board Quint’s boat, Ellen
asks him what she should
tell the kids. What does he
tell Ellen to tell the kids?
“Tell them I went deep sea
diving.”
“Tell them I went sharking.”
“Tell them I went fishing.”
“Tell them I went crabbing.”
20. On the first try, how
many barrels is the shark
harpooned with?
Two
One
Three
Four
21. What song does Quint
always sing?
22. On the last try, how
many barrels is the shark
harpooned with?
One
Four
Six
Three
23. How many life jackets
did Quint bring out on deck?
Three
One
Zero
Two
How well do you know ‘Jaws’? Take a bite out of our quiz
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BY STEFANI DIASCalifornian assistant lifestyles editor
For everyone busy making plansthis holiday weekend, there’s onemore option to throw in the mix:
First Friday. Tomorrow marks the firstJuly date for the downtown event intwo years.
Organizer and Metro Galleries own-er Don Martin credits public demandfor bringing the event to January andJuly, which he had skipped in the pastdue to the proximity to New Year’s Eveand July 4.
“Last year many emailed and calledsaying they really missed First Fridayin July, so after two years of being darkin July and January, I decided to makeFirst Friday a 12-month affair.”
Martin said holiday plans and theweather — forecasts call for a high of101 — may mean a smaller turnoutbut that people should consider a stopdowntown.
“It will be low-key, but it’s still a greatopportunity to show off all the greatthings happening in downtown Bak-ersfield.”
One of those great things is the artscene, evident in spots throughout thearea.
“Check out the art! Our communityhas a growing stable of very talentedartists. Whether it be the professionalartists at the galleries, the local artistsset up on the ArtWalk or the longestablished artists at the BAA Art Cen-ter, there’s great art to see and pur-chase in downtown Bakersfield.”
Works on display Friday include theongoing show “Chronicles: TransitionsThrough Time” at Metro Galleries. Thegallery’s second all-woman show is acontinued collaboration of artistsChris McKee, Claire Putney and Bar-bara Reid, whose work together beganlast year through the Artists CreatingCommunity program. Marlene Tat-suno’s works are also part of the exhib-it, which can be described as anarrative of experiences and encoun-ters throughout time.
‘The Making of an Artist’Another inspiring female artist is
responsible for an exhibit opening thisweekend at the Bakersfield Art Associ-ation’s Art Center. Accomplishedpainter and art teacher Phyllis Oliverhas brought together a collection ofher students’ works for “The Makingof an Artist.”
The students, who all began paint-ing after raising children and havingcareers, range in age (up to 81) andskill level, some with no professionalbackground to those who have paint-ed for some time.
As a teacher, Oliver said that stu-dents shouldn’t be daunted by the“myth of talent.”
“The perception that one must havea talent for art often precludes the ideathat it is a learned skill and prevents
people from exploring their interest. “In all my years of teaching, I have
found interest to be more of an indica-tor of success than talent.”
The exhibit emphasizes color the-ory, which is Oliver’s background,how one learns to paint and perceivecolor.
A South American feelSpeaking of color, there will be
plenty on display at Reiter Gallery. Inits second First Friday exhibit, thegallery will display the works ofGuatemalan artists Wilian E. Carrilloand Cesar Antonio.
Gallery owner said the reception willhave a South American feel to it withthe artists’ oil paintings and airbrush-ing reflecting deep emotion andvibrant colors.
Reiter, who moved with his familythis year from Los Angeles, said thatlast month’s opening night was a suc-cess with an attendance of about 200.
“I was extremely satisfied withopening night. We had a great crowd,from all aspects of life. We had every-one from young teenagers to retiredartists. The ambience was very posi-tive and relaxing, with everyone enjoy-ing the extra amenities that weoffered. One could tell that the crowdwas really feeling the art vibe.”
For this Friday, Reiter said he’s madesome minor changes to the layout andmusic to fit the exhibit’s theme. He isalso considering raffling off one of theartworks from the show.
And although the artists are fromSouth America, Reiter said he’s on thelookout for local artists and is takingsubmissions to exhibit in futureshows.
Interested artists can contact him [email protected].
‘Walk among the artists’For a few brave souls, who will truly
be suffering for their art in the heat,head out to the ArtWalk along 19thand Eye streets. Artists from Bakers-field Emerging Contemporary Artistsand the Bakersfield Art Associationand other groups as well as individualsmake an impressive display, Martinsaid.
“It’s inspiring to walk among theartists and chat with them about theirwork. At this point it’s still a very infor-mal process for set up and participa-tion.”
With plans in the works for a publicart show in August involving chairsand the popular “Latination” exhibit atMetro in September, First Friday willonly heat up as the year continues. Sohead out tomorrow and stay tuned forwhat’s in store in the local arts scene.
Keep your cool enjoying arton display downtown
First Friday in July? It’s on!
‘Chronicles: TransitionsThrough Time’When: 5 to 9 p.m. Friday
Where: Metro Galleries, 1604
19th St.
Information: 654-2511
Reiter Gallery Art ParlorWhen: 7 to 11 p.m. Friday
Where: Reiter Gallery, 1914
Chester Ave.
Information: 633-9447
‘The Making of an Artist’When: 6 to 8 p.m. Friday
Where: Bakersfield Art
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St.
Information: 869-2320
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“Hope Ahead” by Lila Martin is part of “The Making of an Artist” exhibitopening Friday at the BAA Art Center.
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BY MICHAEL PHILLIPSChicago Tribune
“Transformers: Dark of theMoon,” a work of ineffablesoullessness and persistent
moral idiocy, concludes with Chicagotaking it in the shorts for 50-odd min-utes, at the hands of the Decepticonsin an alien takeover scored, partially,to an emo-ballad mourning the “cata-clysm” of it all.
In the original Greek, “cataclysm”means to “wash down,” as in swill.
In the third “Transformers” welearn via Ehren Kruger’s screenplaythat the NASA space program was amassive cover-up, allowing the crewof Apollo 11, among others, to explorethe alien metal ruins on the moon’shidden dark side. We learn also thatShia LaBeouf’s screaming intensityknows no human limits. He acts like atwisted, hyper-caffeinated rageaholiceven when he’s not confronting theenemy robots. He acts this way simplywhen he’s nervous about his new girl-friend, played by Victoria’s Secretundies model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, spending time with her boss(Patrick Dempsey), whose office isplayed by the lovely and talented San-tiago Calatrava-designed MilwaukeeArt Museum.
The Autobot robots from space, ourpals, beat up on the Decepticons pret-ty hard in the Chicago climax. Rocketsand other weapons disfigure variousdowntown buildings. The WrigleyBuilding gets off with just a scratch,thank God. Trump Tower, conspicu-ously a part of the plot, fares suspi-ciously well, considering the phrase“Trump Tower,” when spoken aloudon-screen, sounds ripe for imminentruination.
Director Michael Bay, master of theknown universe when it comes tosoul-crushing blockbusters withinsidious worldwide appeal, managesa couple of pleasing, borderline-coherent bits. Notably, there’s a scene— full of queasy visual allusions to theWorld Trade Center towers and thosewho didn’t make it — where the nom-
inal humans played by LaBeouf(whose character’s personal Autobotbodyguard, Bumblebee, should beagitating for better material by now)and company slide down the glassexterior of a toppling office building.Down, down, down they go, likeLeonardo and Kate at the end of“Titanic.” The scene keeps going andgoing, and if Bay had any sense ofhonest thrill-making, it’d be honestlythrilling. He doesn’t. He’s merelyrelentless, working on your nerves ina purely clinical way, without the levi-tating touch of the dung poet youfind, for example, in a RolandEmmerich film such as “2012.”
The plot has to do with the grandold man of the Autobot race, SentinelPrime (voiced by Leonard Nimoy),returning to life and adjusting toEarth. A showdown ensues betweenthe Deceps and the Autobots, and theplanet Cybertron’s survival hangs inthe balance. Certain weasellyhuman/robot alliances make mattersworse.
The sacred head of the Lincoln stat-ue in the Lincoln Memorial gets shotoff by an especially unsympatheticDecep. Director Bay shoots the scenefor maximum volume and minimumdrama, his pet combination. Else-where a supporting character shares amen’s room stall with LaBeouf’s Samand minutes later is tossed out thewindow to his death by a Decep. Bayhasn’t a clue how to set the tone forthis chain of events. It’s funny? It’sfrightening? It’s both? It’s neither andboth?
John Malkovich appears as Sam’styrannical boss, who throws a fitbecause someone brings a red coffee
mug onto an office floor decoratedentirely in yellow. “It is a visual andtherefore a visceral betrayal!” hescreams, sounding, cutely, likeMichael Bay, if Michael Bay coulddirect either dialogue or action. Iadmit to a certain sick fascinationwith how his brand of cynicism sells.The human element in “Transform-ers” means little. So does the metallicelement. The line between the twogrows blurry.
Megan Fox, fired after the second“aneurysm-inducing” (LaBeouf’s owndescription) installment in this fran-chise, has been replaced by Hunting-ton-Whiteley, whose character isintroduced in classic Bay fashion:rump first, ask questions later. Nice!The people expect it, just as Bay andcompany have conditioned the global“Transformers” audience to expect afiercely reactionary worldview, rifewith homophobia, xenophobia andenough drooling over weaponry torival “Cars 2,” to name another 3-Dmovie currently trying to make 3-Dsomething special again.
“So majestic and peaceful, thisplanet,” Sentinel intones in one briefmoment of calm, before getting backto the business of pushing toys.“Transformers: Dark of the Moon”exceeds the low expectations set bythe previous outing, “Revenge of theFallen,” if only by a whisker. Bothfilms serve primarily to make the first“Transformers” look like a classic. Allthree, taken together, which theyshould never be, appear designed tomake your children more addled,volatile — and, most dangerously, tomake them less discerning con-sumers of summertime junk.
Bay’s hammering technique works,in a commercial sense. Executive pro-ducer Steven Spielberg is the richerfor it. But it’s telling to compare anygood minute in Spielberg’s “War of theWorlds,” for example, with any of the153 minutes in “Dark of the Moon.”The former, which isn’t even Spielbergat his best, offers the thrill and theuneasy, complicated spectacle ofdestruction you get from a first-rateentertainer. Bay’s endless love of nas-tiness and chrome and aggressionoffers less. And that’s the only “less”about it.
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Concerts by The Fountain, oldies,
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rhymes for children through 2 years
old, 11 to 11:30 a.m., Southwest Branch
Library, 8301 Ming Ave. Free. 664-7716.
FridayBakersfield Blaze vs. Inland Empire66’ers, 7:45 p.m. Friday through
Sunday, Sam Lynn Ballpark, 4009
Chester Ave. $8-$12.50.
bakersfieldblaze.com or 716-HITS.
Fantastic Friday Storytime, with
Miss Olivia, 10 a.m., Barnes & Noble,
4001 California Ave. 631-2575.
Favorite Fairy Tales from Aroundthe World, 10:30 to 11:30 a.m., Beale
Memorial Library, 701 Truxtun Ave.
Free. 868-0750.
First Friday Downtown, featuring live
music, art openings, specialty shops,
galleries and boutiques, artists will set
up their artwork, 5 to 9 p.m.,
Downtown Arts District. 634-9598.
Night Ghost Tour, called one of the
most haunted sites in Kern County,
hear about paranormal events and
sightings, lantern light tour begins at 9
to 10:30 p.m., Silver City Ghost Town,
3829 Lake Isabella Blvd., Bodfish. $12
per person of all ages. 760-379-5146.
Pajamarama Storytime, with Miss
Olivia, 7 p.m., Barnes & Noble, 4001
California Ave. 631-2575.
Radio Benefit Show, presented by
KSVG 89.7 FM Savage Radio, 9:30 p.m.,
Sandrini, 1918 Eye St. 322-8900.
Teen Gaming, Wii Kinect, 3:30 to
4:30 p.m., Beale Memorial Library,
auditorium, 701 Truxtun Ave. Free. 868-
0750.
SaturdayCertified Farmers Market, 8 a.m. to
noon, next to Golden State Mall, 3201 F
St.
Dangerous Boys Club, 2 p.m., Barnes
& Noble, children’s area, 4001
California Ave. Free. 631-2575.
Garden Project CommunityMeeting, learn how to plant your own
vegetable garden, 10 to noon a.m., St.
Luke Anglican Church, 2730 Mall View
Road. 332-3204.
“Jaws” Cinema Saturday, begins at
sundown, Valentien Restaurant & Wine
Bar, 1310 Truxtun Ave., Suite 160. 864-
0397.
The Dazz Band, 9 p.m., Nile Theater,
1721 19th St. $30. vallitix.com or call
322-5200.
Toddler Tales, for ages 3 to 5, hear
stories about animals, visit CALM
wildlife and make crafts, 11 a.m. to
noon, CALM, 10500 Alfred Harrell
Highway. $5 advance, CALM members;
$15 day of; $19 advance nonmembers,
$29 day of. 872-2256.
Wild West Show, with The
Tombstone Law Dawgs old West re-
enactment gunfighter group, 11 a.m.
and 2 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, Silver
City Ghost Town, 3829 Lake Isabella
Blvd., Bodfish. $5.50 adults; $4.50 for
children 12 and under, children 5 and
under are free. 760-379-5146.
THEATER“Curtains,” doors open at 6 p.m.,
show at 7:30 p.m. today through
Saturday, Stars Dinner Theatre, 1931
Chester Ave. $45 to $55; show-only
tickets $35; matinee $46 to $50. 325-
6100.
“Dreamgirls,” 8 p.m. Friday and
Saturday; 2 p.m. Sunday, Spotlight
Theatre, 1622 19th St. $20; $15
students/seniors. 634-0692 or
thespotlighttheatre.com.
Improv Comedy Show, with Center
For Improv Advancement, 8 to 9:30
p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, Ice House,
3401 Chester Ave., Suite M. Adults: $5
on Friday and Saturdays, children under
12 are $1 every day. ciacomedy.com.
Comedy.
“Star Spangled Patriotic Blast!,” 7
p.m. Friday and Saturday, Gaslight
Melodrama Theatre & Music Hall,
12748 Jomani Drive. $12 to $23. 587-
3377.
Major League Improv,improvisational comedy show,
appropriate for families, 6 p.m.
Saturdays, The Empty Space, 706 Oak
St. Free but donations are accepted.
327-PLAY.
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BY JENNIFER SELFCalifornian lifestyles editor
There’s no sense putting off untilMonday what you can do Fri-day — especially if it means
celebrating the country’s independ-ence with pony rides, snow conesand fireworks.
Yes, the festivities have started,and considering the Fourth falls atthe end of an extended weekend, thisis going to be one looong party.
First up on the marathon is a carni-val Friday at, of all places, a senior liv-ing center.
“We do this for family collabora-tion as well as community collabora-tion,” said Christine Chisolm, com-munity relations director forEmeritus Senior Living on WestwoldDrive near Gosford Road.
“We want grandchildren toremember grandparents in a positiveway and it kind of creates thosememories.”
But Chisolm stressed the event isn’t
just for residents of the complex, butis open to the public and has becomea big draw to families from the near-by Laurelglen area.
“We were lucky enough to haveneighbors get involved and somehave volunteered their time, whichhas been nice.”
The event has six carnival boothsand many activities, including facepainting, sack races, fishing forcandy, a prize wheel, pony rides, pet-ting zoo, watermelon-eating contest,bounce houses and more.
Tickets are available for sale, and
wrist bands may be purchased.But the real highlight is the senior
living center’s veterans choir, whichwill perform patriotic standards.
“They’ve been practicing once aweek for months on this,” Chisolmsaid. “They’re so excited to sing foreveryone.
“Truly, it’s just recognizing our vet-erans and what they’ve done for ourcountry. It brings it back to what theFourth of July is and that our seniorsdid so much to protect us and nowthey’re singing for us.”
A fireworks show will close out theevening.
“It’s been about a 30-minuteshow,” Chisolm said.
“We don’t have a license to carrythe huge fireworks. We buy probablyabout $500 worth of the roadsidefireworks and set them off. We usual-ly go until about 7:30, 8-ish, depend-ing on how much fun everyone ishaving.”
One segment of the party sheknows will be whooping it up are theresidents themselves.
“What we find is it brings a sense ofpurpose back to our seniors’ holi-days, versus spending them alone intheir home.”
Event includes carnival,veterans choir, fireworks
A senior salute to FourthIndependence DayCelebrationWhat: Carnival featuring food,
prizes, carnival booths,
watermelon-eating contest, dunk
tank and fireworks
When: 5 to 8 p.m. Friday
Where: Emeritus at Bakersfield,
8100 Westwold Drive
Admission: Free, but tickets will
be sold for the various activities
and food is available for sale.
Information: 663-8400
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Camille Gavin is on vacation.Her “Arts Alive” column willreturn next week.
ARTArt Exhibit on Display “High SierraMustangs,” by Jenn Williams, through
today, The Empty Space, 706 Oak St. 327-
PLAY.
Art on Display, “Just Desserts,” through
today, Bakersfield Art Association Art
Center, 1817 Eye St. 869-2320.
Art on Display, “Bridging Heaven & Earth:
International Healing Art,” through today,
Russo’s, 9000 Ming Ave. 665-4686.
“Connections,” an exhibition of works by
artists participating in the visual arts
festival, on display until Aug. 28, The
Bakersfield Museum of Art, 1930 R St. 10
a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday-Friday; noon to 4
p.m. Saturday and Sunday. Closed Mondays.
323-7219.
All Media Class, by instructor Phyllis
Oliver, all media welcome, with color theory
stressed. For more information or to register,
e-mail [email protected] or call
348-4717.
Art classes, beginning watercolor,
beginning drawing, advanced drawing and
watercolor painters’ group, taught by Carol
Bradshaw. Call or e-mail for details and
enrollment. [email protected] or
760-376-6604.
Art Classes, stained glass, clay sculpture,
oil painting, youth art and silver jewelry,
Juliana’s Art Studio & Gallery, 501 18th St.
For times and dates call 327-7507.
Art for Healing program of Mercy
Hospitals of Bakersfield has many unique
classes that may help alleviate stress and
anxiety resulting in illness, loss, grief or
caring for another. All classes are free but
some suggest a donation and are held at
Mercy Hospital, Truxtun Campus, Truxtun
and A Street. Visit mercybakersfield. org/art
or to register, 324-7070.
Basic Beading & Wire WrappingWorkshop, with Susi Klassen, private
instruction or by appointment, The Bead
Hut, 610 18th St. To schedule an
appointment, call 324-0975 or 706-6490.
Beginning Oil Painting, with instructor
Glen Jelletich, classes held 1 to 3 p.m.
Mondays. Call 399-3707 for more
information or to register.
Beginning, Intermediate and AdvancedDrawing, by instructor Nina Landgraff,
series of five two-hour classes. Call for more
information or to register. 304-7002.
Framing Clinic, with Toni Lott, for artists
who want to frame their work, began April 7,
running noon to 4 p.m. Wednesdays. Call
205-3488 for more information or to
register.
Free art classes, for home-school children,
11 a.m. Thursdays, Moore’s Art School, 837-
1037.
Native American Arts Association,meets to learn basketry, beadwork and
more, 9 a.m. to noon each Thursday, The
Stockdale Moose Lodge, 905 Stine Road.
852-5050.
Richard Geissel, featured artist for the
month of June, Dagny’s Coffee Co., 1600
20th St. 634-0806.
The Art Center, 1817 Eye St., 869-2320;
offers a variety of painting and drawing
classes. Call for details.
The Art Shop Club, 9 a.m. to noon each
Thursday, Friday and Saturday, The Art Shop,
1221 20th St. All mediums. 322-0544, 589-
7463 or 496-5153.
Watercolor Painting with DuaneAnderson, 9 a.m. to noon Friday,
Bakersfield Art Association Art Center, 1817
Eye St. $120 for six classes; $25 per lesson.
869-2320.
MUSIC
AcousticKern River Brewing Company, 13415
Sierra Highway, Kernville, 760-376-2337;
Slideways with Joan Fraley and Keith Hall,
7:30 p.m. Friday.
AlternativeB. Ryder's Sports Bar & Grill, 7401
White Lane, 397-7304; UFC 132, live
entertainment following the fight with
multiple bands, 6 p.m. Saturday. $10
includes dinner.
BalladsCrest Bar & Grill, inside Bakersfield RV
Resort, 5025 Wible Road, 833-9998; J.T.
Butler, 6 to 9 p.m. Saturday.
BluesSinaloa, 910 20th St., 327-5231; Glenda
Robles & The Bandoleros, 8 to 11 p.m.
Saturday. $5.
Classic rock Bellvedere Cocktail Lounge, 3090
Brundage Lane, 325-2139; Really Big
Midgets, 9 p.m. Friday; Dub Seeds, 9 p.m.
Saturday.
Pyrenees Cafe, 601 Sumner, 323-0053;
Left Coast Groovies, 1 to 5 p.m. Saturday.
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“Dreamgirls,” 8 p.m. Friday and
Saturday; 2 p.m. Sunday, Spotlight
Theatre, 1622 19th St. $20; $15
students/seniors. 634-0692 or
thespotlighttheatre.com.
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Members of the cast of “Dreamgirls”rehearse at the Spotlight Theatre.
30 The Bakersfield Californian Thursday, June 30, 2011
Eye StreetT-Bones Steakhouse, 8020 District Blvd.,
398-1300; Elevation 406, 7:30 to 11:30 p.m.
Friday and Saturday.
ComedyElevation Lounge, 818 Real Road, 325-
6864; Improv Tuesday — Live comedy with
DJ after party, 9 p.m. Tuesdays.
CountryTrouts & the Blackboard Stages, 805 N.Chester Ave., 399-6700, offers karaoke,
line dancing, West Coast Swing among
other various activities. Call for times and
days.
Tejon Club, 117 El Tejon Ave., 392-1747;
Crossroads, 6 to 10 p.m. Sunday.
DancingJoaquin Squares, 7:30 to 9:30 p.m.
Thursday, Rasmussen Center, 115 E. Roberts
Lane. $5. 324-1390, 325-3086 or 399-3658.
Folklorico Classes, advance
dancers/performing group 6 to 8 p.m.
Fridays; and beginners, all ages, 10:30 a.m.
to noon Saturdays, Fruitvale-Norris Park,
6221 Norris Road. $22 per month for
beginners; $25 per month for advance
dancers. 833-8790.
Pairs and Spares Dance, theme “Red,White & Blue,” with Red Simpson/Red
Rogers, 7:30 p.m. each Friday, Rasmussen
Senior Center, 115 E. Roberts Lane. $5; $7
nonmembers. 399-3575 or 332-1537.
Dance classes, beginning West Coast
swing, intermediate/ advanced West Coast
swing with instructor Mimi Johanson, at
8214 Mossrock Drive. Call 927-7001 for
details.
Whirlaways Square Dance Club, has
workshops/classes every first, third, fourth
and fifth Mondays, Park Stockdale Civic
Association Community Center, 205 Rio
Bravo Drive. whirlaways.org or 213-3105.
African Dance for Fitness, taught by
national touring artists, 5:30 to 6:30 p.m.
Tuesdays and 1 to 2 p.m. Saturdays, Su
Studio Dance Academy, 1515 21st St. $5-$7
per class. africandanceclasses. com or 760-
917-3685.
Beginner Belly Dance Lessons, 8 p.m.
every Tuesday, Centre Stage Studio, 1710
Chester Ave. 323-5215.
DJRockstarz Party Bar, 7737 Meany Ave.,
Suite B5, 589-6749; DJ James, 9 p.m.
Thursdays through Saturdays. Free.
Banacek’s Lounge, 4601 State Road, 387-
9224; with DJ Casey Overstreet, 9 p.m.
Fridays.
Le Corusse Rouge, 4647 White Lane, 834-
1611; with DJ Chill in the Mixx, 5 p.m. every
Friday until 2 a.m. Saturday.
Tam O’Shanter, 2345 Alta Vista, 324-6774:
DJ Frankie Perez in the mixx, 8 p.m. Friday
and Saturday.
The Bull Shed Bar & Grill, at Hotel
Rosedale, 2400 Camino Del Rio Court, 327-
0681; with Meg, 7:30 p.m. Fridays and
Saturdays.
Jazz Cafe Med, 4809 Stockdale Highway, 834-
4433; Richie Perez, 7:30 to 11 p.m.
Thursdays.
Padre Hotel, 1702 18th St., 427-4900;
Mauro and Rico Velazquez, 7 p.m. Thursday.
Imbibe Wine & Spirits Merchant, 4140
Truxtun Ave., 633-WINE; live music & wine
bar with featuring local artists, along with
24 wines, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Friday; featuring
Jazz Connection, along with 24 wines, 7 to
9:30 p.m. Saturday.
Jazz at the Nile, open to all jazz artists,
bring your instrument, 6 p.m. every Sunday,
The Nile Theater, 1721 19th St. $10.
Imbibe Wine & Spirits Merchant, 4140
Truxtun Ave., 633-WINE; live music & wine
bar with featuring Jazz Connection, along
with 24 wines, 6 to 8:30 p.m. Tuesdays.
Intimate Theatre & Music Hall, 2030
19th St., 323-1976; Ron Christian and his Big
Band, 5:30 p.m. Tuesdays.
Padre Hotel, Prairie Fire, Roof Top, 1702
18th St., 427-4900; Jazz & Martinis, 6 to 10
p.m. Tuesday.
Le Corusse Rouge, 4647 White Lane, 834-
1611; Bakersfield Jazz Workshop, 6:30 to
10:30 p.m. every Wednesday.
Karaoke B. Ryder’s Sports Bar & Grill, 7401 White
Lane, 397-7304; 8 p.m. Thursdays and
Tuesdays.
Bellvedere Cocktail Lounge, 3090
Brundage Lane, 325-2139; Bellvedere Idol
Karaoke Contest, prizes for winners, 9 p.m.
to 1 a.m. Thursdays and Sundays.
Cactus Valley Mexican Restaurant, 4215
Rosedale Highway, 633-1948; 6:30 to 9:30
p.m. Thursday; beer pong and happy hour all
day Sunday.
Cataldo’s Pizza, 4200 New Stine Road,
397-5000; 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Thursday.
Corona’s Cantina, 9817 S. Union Ave., 345-
8463; 7 to 10 p.m. Thursdays.
Don Perico Restaurant, 2660 Oswell St.,
Suite 133, 871-2001; 7 to 11 p.m. Thursdays.
Pour House, 4041 Fruitvale Ave., 589-
9300; 9 p.m. Thursday through Saturday.
T-Bones Steakhouse, 8020 District Blvd.,
398-1300; with Irish Monkey Entertainment,
6:30 to 11 p.m. Thursdays.
The Old River Monte Carlo, 9750 Taft
Highway, 837-0250; 8:30 p.m. every
Thursday.
The Wright Place, 2695-G Mount Vernon
Ave., 872-8831, 8 p.m. every Thursday.
Tomi’s Cowgirl Cafe, 1440 Weedpatch
Highway, 633-1949; Karaoke King Show, all
ages, 7 to 10 p.m. Thursdays and Fridays.
Julie’s The Branding Iron Saloon, 1807 N.
Chester Ave., 6 to 10 p.m. every Friday.
Maria Bonita Mexican Restaurant, 10701
Highway 178, 366-3261, 7 to 11 p.m. Fridays.
All ages.
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Summer Kids Festival 2011“Despicable Me” Movie, 9 a.m.
Wednesday and Thursday, Maya
Cinemas, 1000 California Ave. $1 all
ages; hot dogs/popcorn are $1.25 with
purchase of child’s ticket. 636-0434.
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Gru, voiced by Steve Carell, is shownwith two of his minions in a scenefrom “Despicable Me.”
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The Pourhouse, 4041 Fruitvale
Ave., 589-9300; 9 p.m. every
Friday.
The Prime Cut, 9500 Brimhall
Road, 831-1413; hosted by Ed
Loverr, 9 p.m. to midnight Friday.
The Regent, 2814 Niles St., 871-
4140; 8:30 p.m. every other Friday.
Chateau Lounge, 2100 S. Chester
Ave., 835-1550; 9 p.m. every
Saturday.
Del Rio Cocktail Lounge, 5840
State Road, 393-0262; 8 p.m.
every Saturday.
Pyrenees Cafe, 601 Sumner, 323-
0053; 8 p.m. to midnight
Saturdays. karaoke.
Rocket Shop Cafe, 2000 S. Union
Ave., 832-4800; 8:30 p.m. to
midnight Saturday.
Sports & Spirits, 6633 Ming Ave.,
398-7077; 9 p.m. Thursdays and
Saturdays.
Tejon Club, 117 El Tejon Ave., 392-
1747; 6 to 10 p.m. Saturday.
The Playhouse, 2915 Taft
Highway; 397-3599; 7 to 10 p.m.
Sundays.
Diana’s Pit Stop, 10807 Rosedale
Highway, 587-8888; 8 p.m.
Mondays and Thursdays.
Rockstarz Party Bar, 7737 Meany
Ave., Suite B5, 589-6749; 8 p.m.
Mondays through Wednesdays.
The Wrecking Yard, 9817 S.
Union Ave., 827-9192; 7 to 10 p.m.
Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Best Western, 2620 Buck Owens
Blvd., 327-9651; The Junction with
host Mac Clanahan, 8:30 p.m.
Tuesdays through Fridays.
Cataldo’s Pizzeria, 6111 Niles St.,
363-7200; 6:15 to 10:15 p.m.
Tuesdays.
DoubleTree Hotel, Club Odyssey,
3100 Camino Del Rio Court; 8 p.m.
to midnight Tuesdays.
Le Corusse Rouge, 4647 White
Lane, 834-1611; A to Z Karaoke, 8
p.m. to midnight Tuesdays.
Lone Oak Inn, 10612 Rosedale
Highway, 589-0412; 8 p.m.
Tuesday and Thursday.
Magoo’s Pizza, 1129 Olive Drive,
399-7800; 6:30 to 9:30 p.m.
Tuesday.
McMurphy’s Irish Pub & SportsBar, 14 Monterey St., 869-1451; 7
p.m. to 1 a.m. Tuesdays.
Round Table Pizza, 2060 White
Lane, 836-2700; 6 to 9 p.m.
Tuesday.
The Bull Shed Bar & Grill, at
Hotel Rosedale, 2400 Camino Del
Rio Court, 327-0681; 7 p.m.
Tuesdays and Thursdays
Trouts & The BlackboardStages, 805 N. Chester Ave., 399-
6700; 7 p.m. Mondays and
Thursdays, 8:30 p.m. Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays
and Sundays.
Ethel's Old Corral, 4310 Alfred
Harrell Highway, 873-7613; 6 to 9
p.m. every Wednesday.
Latin/SalsaLatin Salsa Dancing, 8 p.m.
Thursdays, DoubleTree Hotel, Club
Odyssey, 3100 Camino Del Rio
Court. 323-7111.
Tam O’Shanter, 2345 Alta Vista,
324-6774: Salsa dancing, 7:30 p.m.
Fridays and Saturdays.
DoubleTree Hotel, ClubOdyssey, 3100 Camino Del Rio
Court, 633-1949; various levels, 3
to 9 p.m. every Sunday. $5 per
person, per lesson.
Mariachi Camino Real Restaurant, 3500
Truxtun Ave., 852-0493; Mariachi
Imperial, 6 to 9 p.m. Sundays.
Oldies KC Steakhouse, 2515 F St., 322-
9910; Jimmy Gaines, Bobby O and
Mike Halls, 6:30 p.m. Thursday
through Saturday.
Old school Que Pasa Mexican Cafe, 2701
Ming Ave., 832-5011; Al Garcia &
the Rhythm Kings, 8 to 11 p.m.
every Thursday.
Sandrini’s, 1918 Eye St., 322-
8900; The People’s Band, 9 p.m.
Thursday.
Padre Hotel, 1702 18th St., 328-
0034; Savor featuring Valerie
Rubin, 6 p.m. Sunday.
Open Mic Fishlips, 1517 18th St., 324-2557;
Bakotopia Unplugged Open-Mic
Night, 8 p.m., sign-up sheet
begins at 7:30 p.m. Wednesdays.
RockJerry’s Pizza, 1817 Chester Ave.,
633-1000, Color Revoult, The New
Post, 6:30 p.m. Thursday. $18.
Rockstarz Party Bar, 7737
Meany Ave., Suite B5, 589-6749;
live bands, 9 p.m. every Thursday.
B. Ryder’s Sports Bar & Grill,7401 White Lane, 397-7304;
Sunday Snake Oil, 9 p.m. Friday.
SongwritersThe Prime Cut, 9500 Brimhall
Road, 831-1413; Chuck Seaton
and Billy Russell's Songwriter's
Showcase, 7 p.m. Wednesdays.
Top 40DoubleTree Hotel, ClubOdyssey, 3100 Camino Del Rio
Court. 323-7111; 9 p.m. to 1:30
a.m. every Friday.
Trivia nightBellvedere Cocktail Lounge,3090 Brundage Lane, 325-2139; 7
p.m. Tuesdays.
Chuy’s, 2500 New Stine Road,
833-3469; 7 p.m. every Tuesday.
Sandrini’s, 1918 Eye St., 322-
8900; Trivia Night with Dave
Rezac, 10 p.m. Tuesdays.
VarietyGolden State Mall, 3201 F St.,
Dance to Joe Loco, 2 to 5 p.m.
Sundays.
UPCOMING EVENTS
Monday 7/4Disney Musical Revue SummerWorkshop, featuring songs from
“Aladdin,” “Brother Bear,” “Beauty
and the Beast” and more; for ages
6 to 16, Mondays and
Wednesdays, 6 to 8:30 p.m., now
through July 20, YMCA of Kern
County, 5880 District Blvd., #13.
$75 plus $25 deposit. 837-9622.
Recreational Swim Team, for
ages 5 to 18, 9:30 to 10:30 a.m. or
5:30 to 6:30 p.m. Monday through
Thursday, Bakersfield College,
1801 Panorama Drive. Open
enrollment. 395-4663.
Roller Hockey Beginners Clinic,6 to 6:45 p.m., Rollerama, 1004
34th St. $5. 327-7589.
Senior Discovery Days, each
Monday for seniors 60 and older
receive 50 percent off admission,
10 percent discount in the gift
store, CALM, 10500 Alfred Harrell
Highway. 872-2256.
Tuesday 7/5Colors of Light Art Class, with
artist Phyllis Oliver, 9:30 a.m. to
12:30 p.m., Bakersfield Art
Association Art Center, 1817 Eye
St. $100 for four classes or $25
per class. 869-2320.
Kids & Critters Day Camp, for
ages 8 to 11, obedience training,
grooming, shelter care for pets,
activities and more, 9 a.m. to 4
p.m. Tuesday through Saturday,
Bakersfield SPCA, 3000 Gibson St.
$150 for week. 323-8353 ext. 2.
Oildale Farmers Market, 3 to 6
p.m. every Tuesday now through
August, northeast corner of North
Chester Avenue and Norris Road,
Oildale. 868-3670.
Prostate Cancer Forum, 6:30
p.m., Comprehensive Blood &
Cancer Center, 6501 Truxtun Ave.
862-7145.
Sierra Club Conditioning Hikes,three to five miles, 7 p.m., meet at
corner of highways 178 and 184.
872-2432 or 873-8107.
Toddler Time, for children 18
months to 2 years, with music,
nursery rhymes, stories and play,
11 a.m., Beale Library, Arkelian
children’s library, 701 Truxtun Ave.
868-0770.
Wednesday 7/6Film Club, with Cody Meek, 7
p.m., Barnes & Noble, 4001
California Ave. 631-2575.
First Wednesday, history of
Tejon Ranch with Barry Zoeller,
special events and refreshments,
9:30 to 11 a.m., Bakersfield
Museum of Art, 1930 R St. $4 non
members. 323-7219.
Roller Derby Youth Camp, for
ages 7 to 17, derby clinic, 10 a.m.
to 1 p.m., session 1:30 to 4 p.m.
Wednesday through Friday,
Skateland, 415 Ming Ave. Pre-
registration $125 by July 1; regular
registration $150; daily rate $30;
gear $50. Includes lunch and
snack. 831-5567.
Summer Kids Festival 2011“Despicable Me” Movie, 9 a.m.
Wednesday and Thursday, Maya
Cinemas, 1000 California Ave. $1
all ages; hot dogs/popcorn are
$1.25 with purchase of child’s
ticket. 636-0434.
Thursday 7/7Bakersfield Club of the DeafMeeting & Potluck, 6 to 9 p.m.,
East Bakersfield Veterans Hall,
2101 Ridge Road. Email
Bookseller’s Book Group, 7
p.m., Barnes & Noble, in the cafe,
4001 California Ave. 631-2575.
Concerts by The Fountain,great blues with The Fat Daddy
Blues Band, 7 to 9 p.m., The
Marketplace, 9000 Ming Ave.
“Curtains,” doors open at 6 p.m.,
show at 7:30 p.m. Thursday
through Saturday, Stars Dinner
Theatre, 1931 Chester Ave. $45 to
$55; show-only tickets $35;
matinee $46 to $50. 325-6100.
Read the Classics, for young
readers ages 8 to 12, 4 p.m.
Thursdays, now through Aug. 11,
Barnes & Noble, children’s
department, 4001 California Ave.
631-2575.
Roaming Reptiles, 4 to 5 p.m.,
Beale Memorial Library, 701
Truxtun Ave. Free. 868-0750.
Toddler Time, music, stories,
nursery rhymes for children
through 2 years old, 11 to 11:30
a.m., Southwest Branch Library,
8301 Ming Ave. Free. 664-7716.
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PHOTO COURTESY OF THE DAZZ BAND
Funk legends The Dazz Band will perform Saturday at The NileTheater, 1721 19th St. Tickets are $30. For more information, go tovallitix.com or call 322-5200.
GO & DO
1. Christine “Chrissie”
Watkins. Her full name was
mentioned when Hooper and
Brody walk into the coroner’s
office.
2. Whaler’s Tavern
3. No. This is the one thing
that is missing, for the most
part since “Jaws” was filmed
partly in Martha’s Vineyard.
4. “Do You Know The Muffin
Man?”
5. Pippet
6. Alex Kitner
7. Rakes his nails on the
blackboard (with a hand-
drawn shark on it).
8. $10,000. Quint says, “I’ll
find him for three, but I’ll
catch him and kill him for
ten.”
9. “ ... the whole damn
thing.”
10. Holiday Roast. One of the
men said, “We better catch
something because I'm using
my wife's holiday roast.”
11. Frank Silva (You can see
his name when Brody,
Hooper, and Larry Vaughn
are on the ferry.)
12. Amity
13. Friendship. Larry Vaughn
says this when being
interviewed by a reporter.
14. Ben Gardner. When the
tiger shark is killed, Brody
says, “Did Ben Gardner catch
this?”
15. Aurora
16. Louisiana 007 o 981
17. Pretzels. Hooper is clearly
eating pretzels and asks
Brody if he wants any.
18. Brisbane. Hooper says,
“I'm not going to Brisbane
when I've got a great white
here.”
19. “Tell them I went
fishing.”
20. One
21. “Spanish Ladies”
22. Three. The shark is
harpooned with two barrels,
making the total amount of
barrels three.
23. Two. When the boat is
starting to sink, and before
he is killed, Quint goes into
the cabin and retrieves two
life jackets.
Scoring
0-5: We’re not going to
waste our time arguing with
a man who’s lining up to be
a hot lunch.
6-10: You got no spit.
11-15: Come on, Chief, this
isn’t no boy scout picnic.
16-20: You’re the mayor of
“shark city.”
21-23: You’re a man-eater of
trivia.
Source: Funtrivia.com
‘JAWS’ TRIVIAQUIZ ANSWERS
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