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First issue of the digitally printed newspaper, 'The Assembler'
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PET OWNER BUILDS 3 METRE TOWER
WASHINGTON THIEF CAUGHT BY POLICE AFTER HIS TROUSERS FALL AND TRIP HIM
FARMER BECOMES minor celebrity after digging up tortoise-shaped potato
FOR HIS GOATS TO REPLACE THEIR HILLY HOME
WAR HORSE HELPS TO CLEAN HIS OWN STABLE USING BROOM
PET OWNER BUILDS 3 METRE TOWER
FARMER BECOMES minor celebrityFARMER BECOMES minor celebrityFARMER BECOMES after digging minor celebrity after digging minor celebrityup tortoise- after digging up tortoise- after digging shaped potatoshaped potatoup tortoise-shaped potatoup tortoise-
WASHINGTON THIEF CAUGHT BY POLICE AFTER HIS TROUSERS FALL AND TRIP HIM
PET OWNER BUILDS 3 METRE TOWER FOR HIS GOATS TO REPLACE THEIR HILLY HOME
WAR HORSE HELPS TO CLEAN HIS OWN STABLE USING BROOMOWN STABLE USING BROOM
Fabio the bull becomes record breaker after being sold for £126,000
WASHINGTON THIEF CAUGHT BY POLICE AFTER HIS TROUSERS FALL AND TRIP HIM
SELECTEDPRESS
ON IRANSCIENTIST’S
DEATH
Fabio the bull becomes record breaker after being sold for £126,000record breaker after being sold for £126,000record breaker after being
WASHINGTON THIEF CAUGHT BY POLICE AFTER HIS TROUSERS FALL AND TRIP HIM
SELECTEDPRESS
ON IRANSCIENTIST’S
DEATH
Fabio the bull becomes record breaker after being sold for £126,000record breaker after being sold for £126,000record breaker after being record breaker after being sold for £126,000record breaker after being sold for £126,000record breaker after being
SCHOOL PUT ON LOCKDOWN AFTER ‘ROGUE MICKEY MOUSE’
SPOTTED ON PREMISES
SCHOOL PUT ON LOCKDOWN AFTER ‘ROGUE MICKEY MOUSE’
SPOTTED ON PREMISES
A GARDENER IN GERMANY KEPT
A LIVE HAND GRENADE AS A
ROCKY ORNAMENT AFTER
MISTAKING IT FOR AN UNUSAL STONE
World’s ‘most expensive’
tea grown in panda poo
shop assitant amanada whit-taker , 27, falls in love with the
statue of liberty
tommy cooper crab, complete with fez hat discovered
in solomon islands
shop assitant amanada whit-shop assitant
amanada whit-shop assitant
taker , 27, falls in love with the
statue of liberty
tommy cooper tommy cooper crab, complete crab, complete tommy cooper crab, complete tommy cooper tommy cooper crab, complete tommy cooper
with fez hat crab, complete with fez hat
crab, complete
discovered in
solomon islands
A GARDENER IN GERMANY KEPT
A LIVE HAND GRENADE AS A
ROCKY ORNAMENT AFTER
MISTAKING IT FOR AN UNUSAL STONE
World’s ‘most expensive’
tea grown in panda poo
shop assitant amanada whit-taker , 27, falls in love with the
statue of liberty
tommy cooper crab, complete with fez hat discovered
in solomon islands
A GARDENER IN GERMANY KEPT
A LIVE HAND GRENADE AS A
ROCKY ORNAMENT AFTER
MISTAKING IT FOR AN UNUSAL STONE
World’s ‘most expensive’
tea grown in panda
tea grown in panda
tea grown in
poo
A HARD WON
FREEDOM
HOSPICECARE:
MORE PATIENTSLESS TIME
BREADING: THE BIZZARE NEW IN-TERNET CAT CRAZE CAUSING A STIR
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A HARD WON
FREEDOM
HOSPICECARE:
MORE PATIENTSLESS TIME
BREADING: THE BIZZARE NEW IN-TERNET CAT CRAZE CAUSING A STIR
ONLINEONLINE
A HARD WON
FREEDOM
Man saws off own foot to avoid work- before throwing it in the oven
FREEDOM
Man saws off own foot to avoid work- before throwing it in the oven
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