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WORKSArt? Submit to us! Campus mail box 314

Te world is so damn sad andso am I Dan BirkholtzBlacking out ends in bed with boots,my neck strung up in a silk noose.

Can’t shake this eight dollar hangoveror nish o my seven a.m. boner.

My liver is a whisky water balloon,at and ready to pop by late a ernoon.

I I had a girl I’d love to cuddle,or a real woman to rub my stubble.

She’d whisper lies about how I’m a manor have a lovable attention span.

I’m in Chinawho cares what you’re up to?I don’tbecause the air is too thick with clouds o burnt coal,I’m too busy choking downspicy noodlesthat rip open my sinusesand drip down my throat

too busy trying not to gethit by carsand bikesand old womenwith brooms made o twigs,trying toread signsmade o picturesand lines thatI wishI could just snort

too busy dancing under the moon,too busy trying not to suck as much as I think this new girl willtrying not tobe like the jealous girl

you’d never likeanyway,trying to be a humanwhere I eel likean alien.

Who cares what you’re up to?Not this bitch.Not one bit.Who cares i you’ve beenmaking riendsand looking at otherpeoplesmoking bowlswith smarter riendslooking at microscopeswith cooler riends

who cares i youhad a sex dream about me

who caresi I want to go on a datewith a strangerwho cares i Ismoke every day

who cares i you don’temail me orreply to my vlogswho cares i you’re having un

because bitch I’m in China

Middle KingdomRhiannon Kurtz

Splatbug Lucy Lehman

there’s not much else you can dowhen you are alone in the voidexcept cast orth endlessly thick ropey strands o creationand pray to you they nd somewhereto stick.

your masterpiecemolded by eminine hands,tugging into shapespewed gures on blank canvas.

portrait o the artist as atube sock.a distinctive period inthe history o anything.a spent wad that could becumsomething great.

Atum the Bored Dylan Davis

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