The Arguing Chess Pieces 2LachieB

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The Arguing Chess Pieces

Characters: Pawn 1= white, King 1= white, Rookie 2= black

and Queen 2= black narrator

Locations: Chess board 1, Chess board 2 and defeated Chess

board 1

Act 1

Narrator- (The white team have won the first match and nowthe queen wants a rematch)

Narrator- (The margin is big; hopefully both teams could win but

they cant. Who do you choose?)

King 1- Ha-ha Defeat finally

Queen 2- I want a rematch

King 1- Ok then

Rookie 2- Again I dont want to die, AGAIN

Pawn 1- Get ready for defeat

Queen 2- Ha-ha dont make me laugh, lol

King 1- OK........ You are sooooo random, lets play some chess

Queen 2- Pawn to d3

King 1- Pawn to d6

Rookie 2- Put me somewhere. I am the best piece on the field.

Queen 2- I........... Am

King 1- CHECK


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All Black pieces- What, what, what, what,

wwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt

Queen 2- But you have overlooked something; I can kill your

pawn that is checking the king

King 1- No you cant...wait let me check. Oh it seems I have but

anyway look at the board it is impossible for you to win!

End of act 1

Act 2

Narrator- (The surprise will come eventually. Will the king win

or will the queenwin?)

Narrator (The blacks are looking strong at the moment. Theyve

got two queens which might throw the balance of the game.

Queen 2- One of my pawns have now been transformed into

another queen, now which means we have two queens

King 1- Duh

Rookie 2- What do you mean by that?

Pawns 1- Just finish this already

Queen 2- So you can run home to your mum and cry, boohoo

King 1- Dont you know that chess pieces cant cry

Queen 2- No why

King 1- Because were made out of wood

Queen 2- How are we talking then

King 1- Uh uh

Pawn 1- (interrupting) Magic, now may we continue with thismatch


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King 1- Ok then, lets continue this unwinnable match for the

black side

Queen 2- Insults wont hurt me, but a woodchopper can. Get it

wood woodchopper ha ha

Pawn 1- No not really

Pawn 1- (continuing) Now speaking of magic, did you know that

we can come to life

Rookie and queen 2- (under their breath) Crazy, also you

wouldnt be able to do that

Pawn 1- You want to bet on that

Rookie 2- What for? Because I know Ive already won I just

want to make it more interesting!

King 1- How about my throne over Chessland

Queen 2- What? You are willingly enough to do that? Im finallygoing to be the first ever girl king, oh yeah the BEST KING!

Rookie 2- Lets play SpongeBob squarepants SpongeBob

squarepants SpongeBob....... squarepants, ta da, aw this is

awkward

(Everyone looks at rookie 2)

Rookie 2- Oh this is soooooo awkward (just realises that theawkwardness is on him) oh sorry

End of act 2

Act 3

Narrator- (The white team is trying to get into the blacks head

and tell them that their magic is real)


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King 1- (Whispers to one of his pawns) the black rookie is so

random

Pawn 1- Duh his creator dropped him when he was a baby

rookie

Rookies 2- Are you talking about when I was little wood

Both queens on black TEAM- HOW ABOUT YOU USE

(Sarcastically) MAGIC......... to make yourself normal

PAWN 1- (Yelling) Its real! Just let me get to the other side of

the board and I will show you!

King 1- Even knowing he is the lowest rank of chess pieces

they can turn into real life! So just let him show you!

Queen 2- Fine then also just to make the bet legal, lets sign

this deed for the rights of the kingdom of Chessland

Pawn 1- Thank you! Now I have to go 6 spaces to perform a

miracle 1.2.3.4.5 and finally 6.

End of act 3

Act 4

Narrator- (The blacks have finally let the pawn through but the

question is, is their magic real?)

Pawn 1- How do I look?

Queen 2- You look the same

Pawn 1- Then how could I move six spaces at a time if I am a

pawn?

King 1- You just got OWNED!!!


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Queen 2- I am afraid that you are right. I am ready for the

punishment that lies for me ahead!

King 1- Firstly teach him some manners, then teach him to

walk. Like we all can, then teach him to talk like us!

Queen 2- Really all of us, really I am so surprised. Hey whats

the catch?

King 1- Forfeit this match

Queen 2- For what? A magic trick which is probable caused by

the gods above.... Whoops sorry just one god......... ME

King 1- Pawns take the queens out. By our normal way, not

their way!

Queens 2- You will never take our spirit nor the throne thats

waiting for me!

King 1- Well see about that. After your disappearance

someone will need to take your throne as Queen

Queen 2- Well be back whether you like it or not

King 1- NOT

Rookie 2- Hey thats.... ummm I know it, I know that is shes our

jester haha Ive always been on the White team! Why do you

think Ive never taken their pieces?

Pawn 1- Yeah bro great job, also he is my brother!!

Queen 2- How did you become a black piece then?

Rookie 2- Pass me that bucket of water (queen passes the

bucket of water suspiciously, and rookie splashes water over

himself) See Ive always been white!!

Queen 2- How did you pass the recruitment centre?


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Rookie 2- Well I sort of bribed your manager

Queen 2- How much?

Rookie 2- 2 million dollars, nah 2 billion dollars

Queen 2- How can you afford that type of money?

Pawn 1- The king is our dad, he can afford anything!

Queen 2- But he cant afford a loss

Rookie 2- Can we stop fighting pweeeeeese Im missing

SpongeBob (sobs)King 1- Look what you did, you monster, you made my little kid

cry!!!

Queen 2- You know what? I really dont care

King 1- You are so mean!! (sobs as he wipes away a tear)

Pawn 1- Youre right theyre so mean. I wish theyd just

disappear

Queen 2- I dont understand why you always call me names?

King 1- (Whilst sobbing) Are you finally going to give up? or are

you going to pretend that you actually have a chance, at

winning this chess match

Queen 2- I believe we can win this chess match BRING ITON!!!

End of Act 4

Act 5


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(The black team is in a impossible state to win, but still the

queen does not show any weakness to the white team which

on the queens part is impeccably smart)

Narrator- The King continually teases the black team

King 1- I bet your just trying to act macho to your chumps that

are still on the board. This is your board; two queens, two

pawns and a wait... a traitor rookie.

Rookie 1- Right on Dad

Pawn 1- Yeah, right on

Queen 2- You can tell that you guys are family just look at the

resemblance

King 1- Maybe your just dumb, ever thought about that

Queen 2- No, I havent actually because our family centuries

ago (continues talking whilst being talked over)

Rookie 1- Ive heard this story millions of times, I could

remember every bit of it

Queen 2- Millions upon millions of dol.... whats that? (pointing)

King 1- Obviously that is a..... uhhh ummm

Rookie 1- It looks like the founder of the village Rachu-Rachu

Narrator- The founder of the village talked to the chess pieces

and resolved the problem. It turned out the king of the white

team was actually related to the queen of the black team. So

they were brothers and sisters so after all that, the queen

actually had two wonderful nephews

THE END

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